✦ Homebrews By Luis ✦ (Nerdy Meet-cute)

[olive flume]

yeah that's you

[jagged frost]

or is this outsider suite satisfying visually

[olive flume]

you're super sonic ball I think

[jagged frost]

2 blue outsiders and 2 white ones

[olive flume]

ooo it is actually

I like it

[bold tusk]

that seems too light; I think they're running catch wrong

[olive flume]

yeah I had to explain that to them

catch wasn't in play though

[quaint sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-girl-brick-brick-throw-kill-gif-25574003

pov: how you should be running catch

(she didn't catch it 😔)

[olive flume]

noooooo

at least she's confirmed now

[bold tusk]

wait how does evil bluff catch

have a fellow evil throw something at you

[quaint sequoia]

they treat it like they're agent 47

so they aren't seen throwing it an can frame it on the ST

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-throw-briefcase-jetski-gif-15758520

[vestal burrow]

It better look like this

[ember flame]

you forgot High priestess

[vestal burrow]

B)

[olive flume]

hurt yourself in the night

[surreal hill]

It's a confirmation character so it can be tricky to bluff sometimes

If someone's injured but there's no large heavy object nearby that's likely just an evil player bluffing catch

[ember flame]

i want to see a script where everyone is incentives to bluff catch, so after every night, half the town is injured

[surreal hill]

It's like those scripts where the only reasonable claim is village idiot

Except it's catch

And make it an alhad script for more death too

[quaint sequoia]

<@&1272694218204381244> Running In a Crowd of Thousands! Hop in!

https://botc.app/join/anastasia

[quaint sequoia]

lobby closed 😔

[heavy mauve]

Press F for misinformation

CATCH!

throws a Ford F-150

[ember flame]

do you have to throw the object? i wanna see the ruling for running them over with a car.

[red badge]

Since this character is called the Catch I'd rule that you need to rewrite the name on the token to the "Crash" and then wake them to inform them of their new character

[mild grotto]

Car jinx when?

[ember flame]

would you say that throwing a brick onto the gas pedal, which causes the car to hit them count?

[red badge]

It is still not plausible for them to catch it, stopping the movement, so I'd say no

[ember flame]

does any falling object count as fair game?

[red badge]

I feel like a heavy enough frisbee that is yet to start descending would count, but a building collapsing in on itself would not

I feel like the rule of thumb is moreso whether or not a human could feasibly carry the object with their hands

[vestal burrow]

time to ready a handaxe

[red badge]

So a TV would count, which feels reasonable

[ember flame]

thanks for the clarification! i will be sure to find a loophole with this

[modern ferry]

Gave +1 Thanks to @red badge (current: #592 - 56)

[surreal hill]

what about a grenade with a variable fuse? the Storyteller won't know whether or not it'll explode before hitting the Catch, so it's plausible that they could catch it, but there might be cases where it's made impossible. assume the grenade is large and heavy

how would you rule that

[ember flame]

my vote is yes (legal)

[vestal burrow]

same

[ember flame]

thinking about it... how heavy is the grenade?

[surreal hill]

very

[red badge]

In the event the grenade explodes before hitting the Catch, I'd say the rules have been violated, but because they weren't if the grenade happened to not explode, it is technically not breaking the rules to throw such a grenade

[ember flame]

ok, it flies.

[surreal hill]

right so it's basically a butler situation

[red badge]

I think drunk Butler or drunk Golem, however, set a precedent that it is equally heinous to potentially break the rules as it is to actually break them

[surreal hill]

what if the ST is drunk (irl) and doesnt realize the grenade has a variable fuse

[ember flame]

interesting thing in this interaction, you would still be required to throw a large,heavy object, sugesting you need to keep throwing greneades untill one hits.

[ember flame]

then get sober, ot throw a lot of grenades

[surreal hill]

wait, what about a collection of many small things? a large bag full of small, sharp rocks perhaps? is that legal? if it is, does it fit rules as intended?

[red badge]

The ST should proceed with whatever their method of dealing with mistakes they have made.

[surreal hill]

does the bag make a difference?

[surreal hill]

oh yeah ok makes sense

[ember flame]

how tightly bound are the objects? is there a possibility one comes off?

[surreal hill]

let's answer both cases

say in case 1 they're bound very tightly

in case 2 it's more like a net and yeah sure a stone or two could come off the main bulk of them

and in case 3 theres no bag and it's just rocks

[ember flame]

i would say it still counts in case 1, case 2 also counts but have a spare ready in case, and in case three, you cant becaue its multiple objects, not one.

[red badge]

How tightly? Is it reasonable that they detach at some point in the process of being thrown? If it is (even if unlikely) I would say it's off limits. Were they bound with something like a screw or a nail, I'd say it's fair game

[surreal hill]

interesting

so like case 2 is definitely illegal?

[red badge]

I'd say catching the object should reasonably keep it whole, but being hit by the object destroying it is reasonable

[surreal hill]

got it

this is very insightful, ill be sure to keep it in mind next time i run this

another question: would throwing the grim at the catch be legal?

[red badge]

I'd say so. Because the stones are likely to detach from the bag, it's likely you end up throwing multiple objects at the catch, which is illegal

[red badge]

I would say that, assuming a standard Grimoire, throwing a single, empty, half of the Grimoire is legal

[undone veldt]

The almanac never actually states they have to catch the item thrown, so I'd argue all above cases (except the car, that's a jinx) would be legal

[surreal hill]

oh i meant just take the entire thing you were storytelling on and chuck it at em

[undone veldt]

If anything, the only precedent is that the object should hurt

However

[surreal hill]

an empty half is considered heavy??

[undone veldt]

You could argue that "a object" implies 1 "thing"

[red badge]

Were you to affix the halves together with something like a nail, screw, or strong enough glue, then both is also reasonable

[undone veldt]

So that a loose bag of rocks wouldn't count

[surreal hill]

what about binder clips

[undone veldt]

Unless you threw the bag and the rocks just happened to tumble out while in the air

[surreal hill]

2 binder clips actually

[red badge]

I'd say no because it violates rule 3 of the fundamental 4 rules of the game, and also is multiple objects due to the unaffixed contents of the Grimoire

[surreal hill]

RULE 3

IM DYING

wait but their eyes are closed they cant see it

[vestal burrow]

what if we chuck a person instead
Well no because it specifies Object
darnit
petition to jinx it so I can legally chuck my friends across the room B)

[red badge]

I'd personally have concerns that this bond would fall apart in the process of throwing as it does when using the Grimoire normally, but if you disagree then I suppose it is legal

[undone veldt]

Well technically this character violates Rule 4 anyway, so I don't think the Clocktower Constitution applies here

[surreal hill]

no rule 4 only applies to players

[red badge]

It your friend is an object / objectified then I'd constitute it is legal play

[vestal burrow]

What if I cast Catapult at level 5 on the chair and the Catch Counterspells
Question: Is a level 3 Fireball dealing 8d6 fire damage a legal "object" to throw

https://tenor.com/view/warlock-fireball-dungeons-and-dragons-dnd-bart-gif-22745924

[ember flame]

if the chair never hits the catch, you must throw again. also, you didn't throw the chair, so it doesn't count, its just a bonus

[red badge]

It is about as heavy, if not slightly lighter, than a single paperback copy of Margaret Atwood's Sunday Times approved novel "Hag-Seed"

[vestal burrow]

What about the Fireball

:3

[red badge]

I personally would not constitute that as heavy, but the amount of weight a single human can withstand is highly subjective, so you may disagree

[ember flame]

object implies that the item in question is a solid, and because plasma is not a solid, i would say fire doesn't count

[surreal hill]

homebrewers and their unclear rulings, smh

when will they learn

they should be like TPI and have clear, concise, consistent rulings

it's essential in a game like this that nothing is ever ambiguous

[red badge]

By the rules of Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition, which I have been provided no reason to think isn't the standardized system of rules we are working under, I do not believe the effects of spells constitute as objects, unless explicitly clarified within their description

[vestal burrow]

per the spell description Fireball is a glowing bead I believe

[mild grotto]

this is correct. While Fireball travels as a mote of fire which is blocked by physical objects, it is seemingly massless

[ember flame]

im starting to think we should move this to #rules-discussion (joke)

[red badge]

I will double check my copy of the 5e player's handbook, but I believe you are thinking of a magic item, which provides beads that can be thrown to cast fireball

If you are, please refer to our earlier discussion on grenades

[vestal burrow]

Not really

it is also in Delayed Blast Fireball's desc as well

I am referring to the 2014 version, I haven't looked at the 2024 though I can pull it up hol up

[red badge]

I am also referring to the 2014 edition, as I don't think anyone knows nor likes the 2024 edition

This I could be wrong about

[vestal burrow]

I personally think 2024 is fine

I really like some of 2024's changes

[vestal burrow]

haven't really converted all elements in my campagin yet but Ima do that soon

[vestal burrow]

ah

[red badge]

Christ, this is poorly formatted (my pictures)

[ember flame]

fireball - 2024

Fireball
level 3 - evocation
Casting Time: Action
Range: 150 feet
Components: V, S, M (a ball of bat guano and sulfur)
Duration: Instantaneous
A bright streak flashes from you to a point you choose within range and then blossoms with a low roar into a fiery explosion. Each creature in a 20-foot-radius Sphere centered on that point makes a Dexterity saving throw, taking 8d6 Fire damage on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one.
Flammable objects in the area that aren't being worn or carried start burning.
Using a Higher-Level Spell Slot. The damage increases by 1d6 for each spell slot level above 3.

[vestal burrow]

it was a streak then
I probs was thinking of Delayed Blast Fireball hol up

yep

[ember flame]

i believe because you point in both instances, both cases are illegal

[red badge]

All of these descriptions implicate, to me, the Fireball is made of light or fire, which if nothing else, I think scarcely constitutes as heavy

[vestal burrow]

true

[ember flame]

this server needs a catch reaction

[vestal burrow]

but technically Catapult counts imo

[ember flame]

i dont think it does? because it magically gets catapulted ,rather then thrown?

[red badge]

You could argue the material components of the 2014 Fireball could count as an object, but it is 2 materials with no clear method of solid affixing. You would need to, at minimum, wrap them in a tight bag

[vestal burrow]

I would argue you are intentionally and willingly applying force to a object to cause directional movement which would count as throwing

[ember flame]

lemme consult webster

a. : to propel through the air by a forward motion of the hand and arm. throw a baseball. b. : to propel through the air in any manner.

[red badge]

Any muggle definition of throwing has to assume a lack of magic, which we are in a context that does not

[vestal burrow]

to propel through the air in any manner.
so it's vaild

[ember flame]

but it also says

[vestal burrow]

ths is also true

[ember flame]

to propel through the air by a forward motion of the hand and arm.

[vestal burrow]

.

no-majs smh

skill issue

[ember flame]

i guess the issue comes down to whether the players believe in magic

[red badge]

My apologies, upon further checking, this was, in fact, rule 2

[vestal burrow]

Obliviate
You saw nothing

[ember flame]

if this is true, it would be hilarious to see in an almanac "you may use the spell catapult if your players believe in magic, but fireball is strictly prohibited"

[red badge]

If your group agrees to potentially having objects thrown at them, I don't think such behavior is inherently unkind.

[surreal hill]

the social contract of "dont throw large heavy objects at me please" is happily suspended over the course of the game

[red badge]

Yes, as are many social contracts are in games! An important and relevant example being: "Be honest with other people."

[surreal hill]

literally what i was referencing

[ember flame]

im very glad we have worked out all the rulings related to the most important Homepoop by loois character

[surreal hill]

wait i thought this was a homebrew by luis character??? this is high quality

[ember flame]

sorry, im poor at spelling

[vestal burrow]

Nuh-uh!
Question: How does the Catch work with this B)

[surreal hill]

oh nah thats ok

the catch doesnt wake

[vestal burrow]

Technically the Catch has to be woken when they die

imo

[surreal hill]

will they open their eyes? yeah probably

but it's cheating so they shouldnt

regardless it's not a mechanical wake

[ember flame]

no, if they wake, its considered cheating, and you should publicly shame them

def

[vestal burrow]

Just throw a object at them and Argentile Piledriver them anyways

[surreal hill]

sometimes i wake up my players at night just to say hi

[ember flame]

i should do that

[red badge]

I'm trying to think if any upcoming characters will work in a similarly debatable way, and I think they're all significantly clearer. I can only think of 1 example, but Luis has said he's probably not releasing this character despite it kicking so much ass and me loving it so much.

[surreal hill]

the Throw

[vestal burrow]

I wake my executed players at night just to hand them a L fr

[surreal hill]

Throw (Thrall): Each time a player dies, you must throw a large, heavy object at them.

[ember flame]

car jinx when?????

[surreal hill]

the Throw is incentivized to conceal the fact that they're throwing large objects at other players

[red badge]

(and it uses "might" pretty extensively, so in practice it's probably about as hard to run as like...Deacon? People who know know why I say that but also why it's confusing.)

[vestal burrow]

Throw (Outsider) - If you die, you must throw a large, heavy, and potentially fatal object at the Storyteller. If they die, your team loses.

[red badge]

Ok enough leaking govt. secrets. I get why Dark does this, this shit is fun

[surreal hill]

good players on Throw scripts are incentivized to literally just use their eyes it cant be that hard guys, and to shield themselves

[vestal burrow]

this is better B)

[red badge]

Your team loses you irl, as you get arrested

[surreal hill]

this is good, i like it!! however it's a little too confirmy on an outsider, because if the storyteller lives and the game continues then town knows it must be a bluff

it's much better on a thrall, which is an evil character

[ember flame]

also: throw + catch + atheist

[red badge]

The Catch might be executed during the day, letting them potentially see the object being thrown at them

[surreal hill]

true

[jagged frost]

Which one?

[mild grotto]

luis its like 5am go to sleep lol

[bold tusk]

4am surely

[mild grotto]

even worse

[jagged frost]

Nahhhh I’ve got laundry to do

:wowee:

[mild grotto]

so do i but its 11pm here and I can just do it tomorrow

[jagged frost]

Aahhhh fuck

[red badge]

Luis it's the one I keep telling you is too good to release as a shitpost bc I know that people will actually fall in love with it and want to script with it

[undone veldt]

Fbrgst

[surreal hill]

Flabbergast?

[undone veldt]

No....

[jagged frost]

What’s that

Isn’t that an unreleased character?

[surreal hill]

Oh I have no idea

My brain just filled in a word given those letters

[jagged frost]

I swear it is

[surreal hill]

It absolutely could be

I wouldn't know tho

Update: no that was homebrew

[chilly moon]

??? (Demon): Each night*, throw a large, heavy object at up to 3 players. Players who fall out of their seat, audibly yelp or bleed die.

[steel hinge]

yeah id think theyd die

[finite fractal]

I disagree

[surreal hill]

Notably it's all players who do this, not just the players you threw objects at

[plush imp]

It doesn't say they have to fall out of their seat by the object, so if I wake, get up, then push down all the chairs like dominoes I win

[surreal hill]

Yeah but that's cheating unless you do that by throwing a large heavy object

[olive flume]

you just have to hit them with an object

theres a ruling that throwing a person is hitting them with the earth

so yes you could hit them with a car

[ember flame]

yay!

[barren stump]

I feel it should be contained within “average storyteller can throw it” and “average human can catch it”
Ex: car - ❌ “no parking” signpost ✅

Albeit if the st can carry a car then it can work

[olive flume]

how might the catch be run in text games?

[olive flume]

that would ban throwing the person themselves

which is undesirable

since throwing the person is allowed as it is equivalent to throwing the planet, and nobody can lift or catch the earth

[barren stump]

Person jynx

[olive flume]

fjdbdvsbsbscsh

I think it takes away from the spirit of the character to artificially limit what can be thrown

[barren stump]

🤷‍♂️ I guess

It’s storyteller discretion

[olive flume]

the only limit is that the ST must attempt to cause injury

as that is the mechanical impact of the catch

[barren stump]

Yeah

Is death ok in some cases

[stray otter]

in some, yes

but not always as that could be metad

[barren stump]

I see

Good to know

[quaint sequoia]

I’ve been the catch before in a text so I can illuminate this

Luis asked for my location so when I died he could find me and throw a car battery on my head.

I’m still on the run.

Don’t tell him where I am.

The game was also kinda weird in general bc Luis told me I was the catch even though there was no other players? AND I apparently died N1 which could mean atheist but eh I’m not so sure yk

[chilly moon]

Storyteller shows up at your house

[steel hinge]

can i drive a tank into the catch if it goes up a ramp

[olive flume]

you can drive a tank into the catch anyway

the answer is yes to all of these questions

[steel hinge]

oh good

[chilly moon]

Update:

Players who stop sitting at night (willingly or not)

[surreal hill]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-scary-coca-cola-esmbot-babube-gif-25613849

I thought you'd run it like this

[surreal hill]

I ran catch irl today

[stray otter]

W

or L for the catch

[chilly moon]

I tried to once but then the police had a problem with it?? for some reason?

like it's just a game

chill out you don't need to arrest me

[steel hinge]

i tried running catch with a 2A45 Russian anti tank cannon but the fun police they call the "Hague" decided to convict me for "breaking" the 4th "Geneva Accord" and that now im a "war criminal"

[finite fractal]

Sounds like a bunch of fun-hating werewolf players to me

[undone veldt]

^^^^

[surreal hill]

Ok but also I wasn't kidding

We were playing a deeply unserious game of TB and when the imp starpassed we were like "wouldn't it be funny if she was the catch" and she agreed so I threw my mostly empty (and soft) backpack at her

[bold tusk]

You ran it wrong

It should be heavy

@olive flume kill him

[olive flume]

YOU BROKE THE RULES

[surreal hill]

It was still pretty heavy!!

There was an umbrella inside

And other assorted items I was too lazy to take out

I did take out my grim tho. Can't have that getting damaged

[dull cove]

The bag is mostly made of carbon, which, in terms of stellar nucleosynthesis, is heavy.

[olive flume]

are you a stellar nucleosynthesis?

[jagged frost]

Because I don’t understand a single thing about you

[quaint sequoia]

are you luis

b ecause i want more content

[red badge]

Are you Luis S?

Because I want you by my home, boo

[undone veldt]

💀

[finite fractal]

your honour, turn this woman into the Catch

[errant nymph]

New pickup line just dropped:
Damn girl, I wanna throw a large heavy object at you when you die. Because you’re a catch

[chilly moon]

HBL extreme is dropping soon, here's a sneak peek:

Catch (Townsfolk): When you die, the Storyteller throws a live grenade at you.

Tip: If no live grenade is available, a bullet at the velocity of 833m/s works just as well.

[steel hinge]

can i use an rpg

or a tank shell

or a missile

[chilly moon]

Rocket Propelled Grenade, so definitely

[chilly moon]

hm. depends on the missile and the Storyteller but I'd say it has similar explosive properties to a grenade

[chilly moon]

I'd allow it if it has an explosive filling

[steel hinge]

alright cool

[surreal hill]

Sneak peek more like sneak peak

[finite fractal]

Sneak peak more like ow my blood and bones

[woeful glen]

Why not while you live

[polar bluff]

sneek peek

[ember flame]

HBL extreme icarus (Traveler): Nominations that do not receive a 50% majority kill the nominator immediately. anybodywho dies this way or is excuted is droped from 100M into the sea.

[chilly moon]

no they're fired into the sun via an interstellar railcannon

[undone veldt]

Vacation goals

[vagrant hatch]

Can I throw a guy named grenade who is alive at them?

[chilly moon]

if grenade will explode upon impact, yes

[vagrant hatch]

oh ok good, I already shoved a pipe bomb down his throat

😄

Catch and Pithag would be so fun

[jagged frost]

Okay so

this isn't exactly a release

but it's still some good ol' Bo Burnham "Daddy made you some content" content ™️

this is FRESH out of the oven

so if (not when) this gets released, expect it to change massively

[mild grotto]

You’re kinda cooking

I like it

[jagged frost]

tbf there are a lot of bangers coming out of HBL HQ

but also a lot of literal shit bricks

so all things in moderation yk

[surreal hill]

isnt this porcher 2 electric boogaloo

i like the concept tho

[mild grotto]

Can we see a bad one so I feel better about my awful homebrews

[jagged frost]

yes lmao

but they do play differently tho (in theory)

[jagged frost]

yeah sure lmao

lemme find one

basically the part of Snake Charmer that some people dispise

[surreal hill]

wait that sounds fun

like, the first 2 times

[jagged frost]

yeah no it really isn't lmao

with the first one, if you proc, you are literally fucked

[surreal hill]

if you ignore the bit about a good player knowing the entire evil team

[jagged frost]

exactly lmao

[surreal hill]

it's a fun bluff at least

[jagged frost]

and the Outsider version isn't great either bc you aren't an Outsider to your team (apart for trying to die before the Demon can swap with you)

altho i'm sure there's a way to twist it

[surreal hill]

i mean realistically you could make this an extra evil and it's just a fang gu but concealed to only one outsider

If the Demon kills you, you swap characters & become their alignment & they die instead.

oh shoot inspiration for a character ive been trying to make lol

not this

but an aspect of it

[jagged frost]

well.........

you say that

💀

[surreal hill]

is it terrible

[surreal hill]

OH

wait thats cool

it's outsider imp

meanwhile i have minion imp :3

[gritty ermine]

I have Murder Minstrel

[surreal hill]

we just need a townsfolk and then we can put em all on a script together (it's 2 extra evils)

wait no the demon turns good

oh

[mild grotto]

This is still good wtf

This isn’t fair

[surreal hill]

go back here

[jagged frost]

Y E A H

you just jump ship when you want

[surreal hill]

so it's a townsfolk then?

for sc reasons

[mild grotto]

Yeah it’s still good

[gritty ermine]

Bonus conent from the hit Homebrews By Luis channel: APOC

[mild grotto]

Like as a concept

[surreal hill]

my bad

[gritty ermine]

As the old saying goes "They hate me cause they ain't me" :)

[surreal hill]

true

[gritty ermine]

also we spell neighbors correctly

[red badge]

Luis keeps dropping his coolest unreleased chars bc he doesn't think they're cool 😔

[gritty ermine]

hehehe what if Minstrel had a gun?

[surreal hill]

vessel is definitely cool

LOL

love it

[jagged frost]

"gun" :)

[surreal hill]

feels a bit extremely confirmy but you know what that's okay

[gritty ermine]

Bonus lore: ||the reason it exists this way is because i was challenged to make a character without the letter R||

[surreal hill]

oooooooooooo

poweRs

smh

[mild grotto]

What the fuck these are so good

This isn’t fair

[gritty ermine]

I did take liberties with the favor text

Tho i think i had a version where the flavor also didnt have Rs

[surreal hill]

oh i didnt even notice "from" lol

[mild grotto]

Actually Luis while I’m here can I steal Goldsmith for my homebrew script (with credit)

[jagged frost]

yeah go ahead!

that's what my characters are here for

[mild grotto]

Yippeee!!

[surreal hill]

goldsmith is really cool i wanna see it in action

[gritty ermine]

Oh i do have one thats a WIP but i think could be really cool when i get it right

Still working on the secondary effect, since im not quite happy with this one

Current text is "The Storyteller can vote & does so in evil's favour. If they didn't vote on 2 nominations in a row, the day ends immediately."

[surreal hill]

doesnt town get a lot of info from how the ST votes

favor*

seems cool but yeah needs cooking

[jagged frost]

my favourite part of watching goldsmith scripts is seeing the different keywords people use for passing the gold

[gritty ermine]

Yea. I really just want soemthing that evokes the "hand of God" favor. I do like the joke of it being the Storyteler's "hand", but barring that, I'd want some sort of Old Testament style smite effect

[spiral turret]

the cut out centers in the icon is really unconventional but i love it a ton. what was decision making behind that?

[gritty ermine]

Something that really is the hand of a deity smiting your ass for opposing the Demon

[jagged frost]

my favourites being

• The Classic: "I pass the gold to X"
• "I hide my gold with X" (credit to @kindred flint iirc)
• "I give my inheritance to X" (credit to @unkempt oriole)

[jagged frost]

wdym by unconventional?

there are icons that have cut out centres?

[spiral turret]

just feel like there aren’t many icons with holes in the middle

[jagged frost]

hold my beer

[surreal hill]

i cant think of any TPI chars with holes that pronounced

like theres

[surreal hill]

oh so true

[surreal hill]

truer

[jagged frost]

(but that doesn't count bc empaths aren't real)

[surreal hill]

TRUEST

[jagged frost]

you also have the icon with literal holes

[jagged frost]

as for the decision making for the icon, "bc cool"

lmao

[spiral turret]

so true

[jagged frost]

acc ima pin the conjuror

[mild grotto]

This one is kind of un-holey

[jagged frost]

[surreal hill]

squ4ll im banning you

[spiral turret]

anyways i’ve been proven quite wrong so the next time im catch, throw these messages at me so i can eat my words 😔

[surreal hill]

not heavy enough

[spiral turret]

id like to think the weight of my actions are quite heavy

[jagged frost]

also this is a bit of a weird stat to care about but it's interesting regardless:
HBL is the 5th most subscribed homebrew ping!

🎉

Sylver i just watched your colour change LMAO

[gritty ermine]

watch me put it on Constellation with an e

[spiral turret]

i keep flip flopping between having the role and not cuz sometimes the pings get annoying and i check the thread frequently enough

[gritty ermine]

/j

[jagged frost]

that's fair

i mean it's not like you're getting any content soon

[gritty ermine]

Also what are the 1st 4?

[jagged frost]

FoR, NWC, Lizards, BH&D

[gritty ermine]

FoR. Legit

[jagged frost]

yeah lmao

okay last one

bc i need to sleep

tbf this one's basically a free release

bc i'm genuinely confident about it

so here's the Syzyzy

[gritty ermine]

it be better if it was a lesbian or a vampire or a lesbian vampire

[jagged frost]

it's worth noting that I DID NOT come up with the symmetry keyword

Someone else made the symmetry concept and i bounced off of it. So when that character inevitably is released (and you guys will love it) remember that I didn't start this

[gritty ermine]

In all seriouness, its not a bad concept

[surreal hill]

still missing a subject

there you go

so who did

[gritty ermine]

||Steward Medway||

||/j||

[surreal hill]

LOL

good answer

[jagged frost]

okay good night lmao

[surreal hill]

gn

you know i should prob also sleep soon

but it's different

[errant nymph]

Isn’t the 6th bullet point backwards? If they’re drunk or poisoned when they choose then it shouldn’t do anything

[jagged frost]

No it's the same logic as moonchild

The point of death is what counts as proccing

if you don't have an ability that penalises you for dying, you can't get the penalty

[errant nymph]

No, the Moonchild says if they’re drunk or poisoned the night where their choice would die then the player lives.
If the Moonchild is drunk or poisoned when the Moonchild dies then they still pick and might get to kill someone

Klutz and Moonchild trigger when they learn they died, not when they die

[jagged frost]

hold on lemme pull the almanac

[errant nymph]

I’m looking at the almanac

[jagged frost]

bc i literally copy and pasted the bullet point from moonchild

[errant nymph]

“At night” refers to the night where the player would die, aka the night after they choose

[jagged frost]

for those reading:

• If the Moonchild is sober and healthy at night but was drunk or poisoned when they chose a player today, that player dies. If the Moonchild is drunk or poisoned at night but was sober and healthy when they chose a player today, that player doesn’t die.

oh i seeeeeeeeee

[errant nymph]

Moonchild is unique in that the actual penalty happens the night after they choose the player. Klutz and this hb Outsider have the penalty happen the moment they choose someone

[jagged frost]

yeah tbf that's stupid lmao

lemme check klutz's summary

it says jackshit about droison 💀

[errant nymph]

It’s the same logic as a Po choosing no-one while droisened, then triple killing the next night. It doesn’t matter if they were droisened or not, they still chose the same player or lackthereof, it only matters when the actual kill(s) would happen

[jagged frost]

oh well

when i actually get to playtesting this, i'll see if it makes sense to rule in a certain way or not

[errant nymph]

I mean, it should be consistent with how Klutz works, aka that a Klutz droisened at the moment they choose someone fails to end the game even if they were sober/healthy when they died and vice verse

That’s how “learn you died” roles work

[red badge]

I haven't played with GS too much, but it's such an interesting character. Most of my experience with it is in Teensies where, as I'm sure you can picture, it's power increases severely

[surreal hill]

oh boy

[red badge]

da freak!?

[stray otter]

hbl new years pack confirmed for new years 2026

[undone veldt]

Dark isn't around as much to leak stuff anymore so I'll do it:
They ain't ready for the Kid
That's gonna be a banger release

[undone veldt]

Disagree. It makes perfect consistent sense

Thanks Cursed Relic!

[undone veldt]

No he just meant the Islamic New Year, not the Gregorian calendar one

[dull cove]

Also a bit late to the party but Legion's icon has a hole in it too

[stray otter]

oh ill leak stuff alright, i just need to script with it

blackmaster leak once AVO is done???

[chilly moon]

ok but this isn't a lesbian vampire so it's kinda mid sorry luis

[cinder hemlock]

Lesbian Vampire?

Where's the gay vampire

[cinder hemlock]

Yeah but like

Where's the gay vampire

[finite fractal]

Standing in the mirror

[bold tusk]

Name a more iconic duo than Mistbrews and "The Demon can't die this way"

[gritty ermine]

Luis & the Catch

:)

[bold tusk]

surely Sophia and the Catch is more iconic than that

[stray otter]

real

[flint crest]

im sorry wrong post

[mild grotto]

catch spotted in a forum

[undone veldt]

@plush imp this you?

[plush imp]

yes

😭

[undone veldt]

🔥

[mild grotto]

you also posted the TB with the big barnacle image

[quick fern]

how did you find this

[plush imp]

oh god

I am legit the top poster in that thread you can find me posting so much shit

[mild grotto]

was looking for info on the Carousel

Don Knotts posts like half the messages on that site

[quick fern]

DON KNOTTS 😭

[plush imp]

well in that specific thread

yes

I do

[quick fern]

the daughter of daughter of knots

[plush imp]

holy shit I almost have 1000 posts in that thread

[mild grotto]

I've been in this server just over a year and I have 32,000 messages

dear god

[plush imp]

I am now curious

how early did the site pop up

ive had a similar incident with skinkulus lol

[mild grotto]

page 2

[plush imp]

thatd certainly do it

well
free site advertisement

[mild grotto]

spoiler for a mention of unreleased character

||hermit|| is mentioned by name

[jagged frost]

no wait 😭

[plush imp]

lmao

[jagged frost]

amelia you should run chaos theory on fol

[plush imp]

why do that when I can run midnight ball

[jagged frost]

TRUE

[olive flume]

catch goated

[olive flume]

in your opinion, if a woman was large and heavy, could she qualify as an object for the purposes of the catch?

[mild grotto]

Depends

Luis probably objectifies women so it would probably count if he’s the ST

[steel hinge]

yes your mom can be used but good luck picking her up

[jagged frost]

WOAH

[olive flume]

that's not an answer Luis 🤔

[bold tusk]

Women can do anything

[olive flume]

can I have all of your money please

[bold tusk]

No

[quaint sequoia]

But I thought women could do anything? Anything includes having all of your money?

[olive flume]

I even said please

[quaint sequoia]

Exactly

[gritty ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dance-bounce-bouncing-jump-gif-27487642

[bold tusk]

Women can do anything, which includes refusing to give money to Sophia

[gritty ermine]

Jevil trans woman confirmed?

[olive flume]

women can do anything, including revoking womanhood from other women

[gritty ermine]

The unstoppable sword vs the unbreakable shield

WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS? FIND OUT THURSDAY!!!

[bold tusk]

actually, we'll find out when I throw a boulder at Sophia and see if she catches it

(she died at night)

[surreal hill]

Hi all, not a woman here, but I think women are pretty cool

[finite fractal]

Hear hear

[jagged frost]

hi all, not a woman here, but i just fell to my knees when I remembered they* get periods 😔
-# *sometimes

[olive flume]

(I'm 6ft btw)

[olive flume]

me in a HBL game yesterday after the genie turned me into the mirage

[jagged frost]

What’s the genie

:clueless:

[mild grotto]

they’re overrated I hear

[gritty ermine]

Truth

[dense grove]

hmm

what is the Ka 🤔

there are multiple

[finite fractal]

Must be a secret HBL leak

[gritty ermine]

It’s short for Katch

The German release of the Catch

[dense grove]

wakes en*

Genie has a remidner token that says "Outsiders" on it

and you were turned inot an outsider

🤔

hmm

[quaint sequoia]

no that isnt hbl

there is no Ka or whatever that is

[olive flume]

uh oh is Ka not released

did I just do a HBL leak

[quaint sequoia]

i leaked it and "gu" in jan so

uh

your fine

besides women can do anything and that includes making luis take the blame for this

[olive flume]

I have the entire list of unreleased hbl characters if anyone wants it

also I've got absolutely no clue why there are 2 kas in the image

that game didn't have two of them, and it's from the ST pov

[quaint sequoia]

||Damsel i assume?||

[dense grove]

interesting

[tropic flume]

maybe dont

[olive flume]

||nope||

||I've got literally no clue why luis' grim was like that||

[quaint sequoia]

||i saw the grim somewhere or another😭||

[quaint sequoia]

||WAIT I KNOW||

can i dm you why

bc

reasons

[olive flume]

yea

[dense grove]

:( smh I wanna know >_<

[keen finch]

We on our way to get HBL spec and spoilers

[olive flume]

it's just the philosopher

[mild grotto]

@fathom venture it’s you

[fathom venture]

yippee

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[jagged frost]

Yeah DO NOT do that 😭

[jagged frost]

TRUE

[olive flume]

I won't dw

[jagged frost]

Guys should I make a HBL spec/spoiler thread in #homebrew-discussion

💀

[finite fractal]

Hear me out

It'd be funny

[jagged frost]

TRUE

[undone veldt]

🗣️ 🔥

[jagged frost]

Have fun lmao

[undone veldt]

Luis you dropped your copy of "Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity" by Judith Butler when you were out building homes for orphans

[undone veldt]

Welcome to the club of HBL leakers; it's very fun

[bold tusk]

See, now you get it

[gritty ermine]

Quiz time: Is the next HBL Character…

A) Samurai
B) Naiad
C) Sternographer
D) Pokerface
E) None of the above

[finite fractal]

POKERFACE!!

[jagged frost]

Smh go to https://discord.com/channels/569683781800296501/1346567764331991090

As a minion I have an obligation to direct conversations to their appropriate channels and threads smh

Smh

[finite fractal]

Tyh

(taking your head)

[stray otter]

POKERFACE MENTIONED

[finite fractal]

it has a really cool flavour text or so I hear

[jagged frost]

does it? 😭

Nvm I double checked and it’s kinda cool lmao

Short and sweet

[stray otter]

juno and good graces >>>

[mild grotto]

FUCK YES JUNO IS MY FAVOURITE ON THAT ALBUM

I’m so normal about that album

-# I also almost made the same joke before I saw your message

[finite fractal]

Oh how quickly you forget

#1221510239820447894 message

[chilly moon]

I need to do a HBL leak

[olive flume]

hbl leak

sorry my camera is bad

[steel hinge]

thas fucking matsu

[stray otter]

lightmode notion cant hurt you
lightmode notion:

[olive flume]

leak #2

[stray otter]

give me a second ill leak ka

[undone veldt]

💀

If Luis isn't gonna release his characters, we might as well

[finite fractal]

absolute cineKa

[polar bluff]

You're lucky this isn't spec & spoilers otherwise we'd already have people doing pixel measurements and 10x zoom and SAO analysis

[olive flume]

Luis leak

[finite fractal]

good god

he's like that wire thing from the backrooms

[olive flume]

he always wears red thigh highs and a weird jacket

[undone veldt]

LUIS IS SHORT CONFIRMED???

Huge news for the HBL community

[stray otter]

do it!

[stray otter]

wow i truly wonder how luis' face is

ive never seen it

[stray otter]

juno is the best one, but good graces also fucks so hard??

[mild grotto]

Luis is white confirmed

[mild grotto]

Ikr it’s so good

Lowkey listened to the deluxe album today

Every single bonus track is so good

15 minutes might be my new favourite

[stray otter]

ive not listened to the deluxe yet, granted ive been behind on music lately

ive got like 4 recommended albums from the past two weeks and ive checked out none of them

[finite fractal]

can't support him anymore... 😔

[mild grotto]

It’s like 5 more tracks

One is a cover of please please please with Dolly Parton

[stray otter]

ill try to listen to them tomorrow then

[stray otter]

lmfao sure thats funny actually

[mild grotto]

It’s actually pretty good

The bonus tracks are very quickly becoming my favourites

They’re so emotional and the chords go crazy

[olive flume]

Luis is 7'3"

fyi

[jagged frost]

BRUH

[undone veldt]

He must be bent over, I see

He must be that tall from all the feminist literature he reads

[olive flume]

he looks like a banana when he runs games

he has to bend soooo far over to see the grim

[olive flume]

his bag weighs 30kg

and it's all feminist literature

I tried to steal it so I could sell it for money but my weak woman arms couldn't pick it up

[bold tusk]

but... but women can do anything

[olive flume]

not this axo...

[bold tusk]

😭

[olive flume]

I'm in my dark enlightenment arc

[undone veldt]

Nooooooooo

Not Curtis Yarvin

[olive flume]

smurtis smavin#

[undone veldt]

Genuinely such an ugly mf

There's really gotta be a study on the ugly ----> fascist pipeline

[barren stump]

Wait luis has legs?

[olive flume]

yah

he does

[stray otter]

#notMYluis

[finite fractal]

Make him the Catch and throw things at his legs

[jagged frost]

Also technically this is a leak of one of the new characters sooo

[finite fractal]

The HDMI2 no signal?

[olive flume]

wait

has the pungler not been released???

[red badge]

I'm sorry they're leaking the RedMan™️

[mild grotto]

Luis face reveal when

[quaint sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-instant-sleeping-bed-luis-gif-22415963

[undone veldt]

No idea how

[flint crest]

small thing i wanna bring up, but i think Kukalpa's text should of The 1st player (not yourself) to... should be changed to The 1st living player (not yourself) to... so it eliminates the Banshee jinx and so it isnt immediately buttfucked by the Witch

actually i reread the banshee jinx

[olive flume]

if the first living player to nominate a kukalpa is a dead Banshee

[flint crest]

banshee can also just rawdog the kuka normally by nomming when dead

[olive flume]

I think the instant loss would be very funny

[flint crest]

[olive flume]

HBL leak

[chilly moon]

pensive_cowboy

[flint crest]

tea l a.dy....

[olive flume]

yeah...

[cinder hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-this-thumbs-up-approve-okay-luis-gif-15481063

[olive flume]

incomprehensible HBL leak

[stray otter]

too easy sophia

please do better next time

instead of putting a pretend challenge just send the almanac

[olive flume]

oh??

what's the answer then

[stray otter]

the monkeys paw curls...

[olive flume]

I'll just tell you

it's the dreamer!

[stray otter]

!

[bold tusk]

Big if true

[flint crest]

you assume we are all not losers who don't know about dragon's dream and that funky shui

[surreal hill]

Dreamer from hit clocktower script sex and luis

[steel hinge]

impossible, luis plays botc

botc players have never heard of sex

[stray otter]

ive heard tales of it, always regarding the character virgin, however

[undone veldt]

Maybe for you, idk wtf that is

[olive flume]

I already gave the game up

it's the dreamer :/

[stray otter]

(sooth i was lying i didnt know what it was)

[finite fractal]

Sooth he's lying now

[stray otter]

i would never

[finite fractal]

Sooth I would also never

[undone veldt]

Ahhhhhh

Which one is real

I don't know

Who's the clone and who's telling the truth

[finite fractal]

is this what a knaves game is

I've never played one

[surreal hill]

Yeah

[finite fractal]

I see

Shoot me

[stray otter]

ok

[finite fractal]

shit

[heavy mauve]

All these messages and no HBL release

Sad

[undone veldt]

LITERALLY

Smh

[olive flume]

Luis is too busy running for public office to do a HBL release

[stray otter]

the new character is called the Patient bc you have to be very very patient to get the release

[heavy mauve]

Meh I like Catch better

throws a Ford F-150

throws the literal concept of sadness carried by an animate sneeze

[jagged frost]

TRUE

I also won

[olive flume]

everyone say well done luis

well done luis

[stray otter]

badly done lewis

good job luis

[surreal hill]

okay job loois

[mild grotto]

Time to scour uk public office records for someone named Luis

[surreal hill]

I bet there's at least 2

[flint crest]

also lunky sunky i forgot to mention this but add a kukalpa + snake charmer jinx when u can

cause im running a script soon and i only remembered about snek + kuck later and forgot to bring it up here

[jagged frost]

I’d argue that SC checks for a Demon character, not Demon player

And so you only swap w the Kukalpa

But I can see how it goes

[flint crest]

i mean without the jinx, the SC has to swap with whoever has the soul

since what ur saying is literally a specific interaction between 2 characters

i could either do SC swaps with Kuka if picked whoever has the soul, or only swaps with Kuka provided their soul isnt in someone else

ill prob settle on the 2nd

[mild grotto]

Unfortunately LUIS is an acronym for a livestock tagging system which makes sifting through data very hard

[olive flume]

every time Luis says FWIW I think if this

[mild grotto]

Folga wooga imoga womp

This is what I imagine the Summoner says to make a Demon

[undone veldt]

Good cause that's what he means

[jagged frost]

Not exactly

Look at the how to run

[flint crest]

tbh there arent enough vanilla interactions to justify how snake charmer should detect a 'Demon'

the only vanilla possibility is a Lil Monsta or Recluse and those 2 are big no no moments

im checking threads and reddit posts to see if a TPI staff member stepped up to clarify some rules, but eitherway itd probably be easier just to settle on a jinx to avoid confusion, such as with Soldier + Kazali where safety is ambiguous due to missing interactions that can demons can impose in vanilla

or Banshee + Vortox

[cinder hemlock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1084336204683685910/1342657955945906297/legion_takeover.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326404073204875353/1341962457970769930/go_my_centurion.gif

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-roman-cat-gif-801353929176301139

[barren stump]

https://tenor.com/view/love-gif-19764865

[jagged frost]

chat this is getting weird now 💀

[olive flume]

i wonder if luis dreams?

[undone veldt]

Nah

[finite fractal]

luis

[jagged frost]

sophia don't

please don't lmao

you know how much that creeped me out

😭

[gritty ermine]

Sophia Creeping Terror confirmed?

[red badge]

(Lil Monsta?)

[gritty ermine]

I thought SC becomes the relevant Minion & holds Lil M

[jagged frost]

True…

Ahhhh shit

Another jinx to the list

LMAO

[surreal hill]

they do, because they chose the demon and then swapped characters with them

[steel hinge]

doesnt the baby stay

sc just swaps chars and alignments

doesnt take the baby

[flint crest]

ye, baby stays on whoever held it

since the baby holding aspect is controlled by the LM themselves

[cinder hemlock]

What happened to gay vampire

[flint crest]

spoiler alert but dio brando died in part 3

[cinder hemlock]

What about his gay follower

Or followets

[flint crest]

pucci also died in part 6

[gritty ermine]

technically he died in part 1 when he put on the mask.

he just immediately came back

[surreal hill]

yes but the LM choice happens immediately after

[steel hinge]

oh right

[olive flume]

HLB leak

[stray otter]

Sophia what r u on about calibribold isnt a hbl character

[glad zealot]

SCP-6469-D ⁠— A BABY?????

Wherein Director Bold confronts a ruinous demon.
⸺
by Calibold
Rating: +376

[barren stump]

“Chicken Jocky!!!!!” 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[cinder hemlock]

Who let Louise cook

[jagged frost]

This is a draft script for the conjuror but have it anyway lmao

i love releasing stuff before the actual release

😍

also @surreal hill get summoned bongo

rate the script

[surreal hill]

poisoner, immediately bad

good alch mm jinx

[jagged frost]

Ty ty

[modern ferry]

Gave +1 Thanks to @surreal hill (current: #176 - 255)

[bold tusk]

porcher 2

[jagged frost]

But it’s different lmao

[bold tusk]

that's why it's not porcher, but porcher 2

[jagged frost]

So true

[undone veldt]

Published despite me saying Choirboy is sad here, it's so over

😔

[jagged frost]

uhhh "This is a draft script for the conjuror but have it anyway lmao"

😭

[finite fractal]

I can't believe you would add Choirboy you monster

Even after Sooth said it was sad here

[cinder hemlock]

Even genius horse is terrified

[flint crest]

the sound of my 2009 windows vista laptop when i ask it if it got a virus from the roblox coins i downloaded

[jagged frost]

I had the funniest but also most infuriating Dealer game today lmao

I was the Dealer

and the effect that i was given was that whoever picks up the phone becomes a b4 character of the opposite alignment

i forget about it in the midst of a klutz's death

and then suddenly "ring ring"

i remember the effect and think about whether the, just klutz-chosen, Balloonist should pick it up, and then

swoop

the Baron picks up the phone

and becomes a puzzlemaster

💀

[gritty ermine]

A good Puzzlemaster 💀

[jagged frost]

nah evil one

you become the character not alignment lmao

but it doesn't stop there

the next day

it's final 3

and the effect is you get shugenja info

everyone discusses who should get the phone to optimise our chances

i'm right to the phone

and as it rings,

the baron/pm reaches under my right arm and grabs the phone

AGAIN

😭

@olive flume when you wake up add your perspective to this lmao

(she ST'd)

[gritty ermine]

Also, in my defense you said “b4 character of the opposite alignment”. Alignment flipping was a completely valid way to read that.

😭

[gritty ermine]

Also, what alignment were you?

I assumed you were evil and that the punchline was that your evil team was ratted out by a now good Baron

[jagged frost]

i was good

the d2 effect was that they die but raise their neighbours

and so i managed to find the lunatic who neighboured a dead gambler

raised the gambler

who then swiftly died to the shab again 💀

[bold tusk]

wait i forgot about the dealer

what a cool trav

[olive flume]

yep that was basically what happened

although on the finally day I intentionally had the phone ring in an unconventional way, as good were doing quite good and I didn't want the shugenja ping placed perfectly

I thought good were absolutely stomping as they had your dealer empath ping on one side of the demon, and a fisherman 'empath ping' on the other side of it

[olive flume]

theyre a sneaky fucker

[sweet yarrow]

from the comments of the youtube VOD for yesterday's world cup game

[flint crest]

i cant find that comment

mustve been a mirage

also ur prob crazy

[gritty ermine]

Just do Sleepwalker :)

[mild grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[cinder hemlock]

Dude

Have you seen like

A townsfolk called Obscrul?

The idea would be fucking awesome

If turned into a demon

[jagged frost]

# Massive Announcement:
I was in an online meeting a few weeks ago with Steven, James, Ben B, and Evin – we discussed a bunch of the HBL characters, and I'm happy to say that I have now become the Game Designer of Blood on the Clocktower!

In the words of big man Steven himself,

"These are absolutely bonzer, mate! I really love how the Catch encourages the Storyteller to get creative with the objects and how the Marrevesk starts with no Minions and converts players slowly to the evil team. I mean, crikey! I've never seen that before! The Pokerface is killer too. All of these characters are just oozing with 'Tombness'. Why have we spent so long on that script when we could've just used your characters?"

In light of this news, I am stepping down from the HBL position of Lead Designer/Director, with every 'A Pint of Clocktower' member receiving ownership and the intellectual rights of 0.02040816327 characters each.

-# April Fools

-# ||Btw, if any TPI people or mods want me to take this message down or edit it, please do let me know as soon as possible.||

[red badge]

APoC, if we unite, we might actually release the HBL update

[surreal hill]

I like how "online meeting with TPI" isn't that implausible and then the rest of the message happened

[quaint sequoia]

genuinely now

[plush imp]

too difficult ask again later

[jagged frost]

https://tenor.com/view/aga-gif-22417045

[surreal hill]

Like yeah I could see that, Luis yapping with TPI about homebrews

That would happen

Oh it's April 1 over there isn't it

Checks out

[quaint sequoia]

I’m big man Steven and i can say this is 100% true

That I, big man Steven, love “tombness”

my.

my, big man Steven’s, favourite.

[mild grotto]

oh so i call dibs on all of them

[quaint sequoia]

yes I love tomb definitely mhm mhm love tomb definitely love it and definitely don’t hate it no absolutely not

[ornate hemlock]

are you serious or not serious?

[jagged frost]

(check the date in BST)

[quaint sequoia]

The 7th of November, just checked

[ornate hemlock]

oh

mb

[quaint sequoia]

perfectly normal according to me, big man Steven

[ornate hemlock]

damn now I'm sad

[mild grotto]

huge announcement!!!! I am Luis (the S stands for Squ4ll)

[ornate hemlock]

I was so happy for you luis

I didn't know you could make jokes with title text

[clever robin]

I’m proud to announce that I’m using my rights to hbl to mint Matsuraid as an nft collection

[quaint sequoia]

but now that luis is heading off to work at tpi we can actually get the new years pack done!

what do you mean we’ve been waiting 4 months for this pack to release

[undone veldt]

With my 2% I call dibs on Mycologist and Rune Eater

[mild grotto]

behold the grave...it holds all the unreleased characters

I call the Silent and Crawler

[jagged frost]

no no no i don't think you understand sooth

[undone veldt]

Oh no

No nonononon

Wait wait wait

[jagged frost]

this isn't 2.040816327% of my characters

[undone veldt]

I call dibs on the letters "Myco" in the character known as "Mycologist"

[jagged frost]

it's 0.02040816327 ≈ 1/49th of 1 character

[upbeat citrus]

I feel like someone is

[mild grotto]

someone is clarkeing?

[modern ferry]

@frigid lotus people are talking about you

[upbeat citrus]

Crazy

[undone veldt]

Lmfao what

[mild grotto]

i'm turning clarke into this server's version of smurf

[modern ferry]

@frigid lotus people are talking about you

[undone veldt]

What's smurf

[jagged frost]

LMAO CLARKE NOOOOOO

[modern ferry]

@frigid lotus people are talking about you

[undone veldt]

Oh

Like verbing

[mild grotto]

yk how smurfs say smurf instead of everything

yeah

[undone veldt]

Got it

[mild grotto]

and if you're really mad you can say clork

[modern ferry]

@frigid lotus do you know who this Clork guy is?

[upbeat citrus]

Whose clarke

[modern ferry]

@frigid lotus people are talking about you

[undone veldt]

All of ours, collectively

[jagged frost]

clark

clonk

clank

clarkey

[modern ferry]

@frigid lotus people are talking about you

[upbeat citrus]

Clack

i think i missed the april fools memo

[stray otter]

0.02? that should be enough to change at least 3ch on matsu, cant wait

[finite fractal]

He's right about Pokerface at least

[olive flume]

aw shit man, he stole the catch

[jagged frost]

Mfw silksong comes out before HBL 1.13

[stray otter]

its bound to now isnt it

though you're fine the wait for silksongs gonna be 6 years, hbl 1.13 wont get close at this rate, we'll get it in 4

[mild grotto]

I have bad news dark

2025 release

[steel hinge]

dark its in 2 days

wait no 6

[stray otter]

i meant 2019-2025

didn't explain great though so the misunderstanding is fair

[mild grotto]

ah gotcha

[cinder hemlock]

Morning, I come from uh

Blood tower clock blood board game company

And I congratulate you into our team

As a Lead Janitor

Your shift starts at 5:30 AM

Tomorrow

[red badge]

Yeah, it's coming out in 2025 and this update will not

It will be sitting, mostly ready to release, for a full calendar year

I mean, it's only been-

Fuck it's been 4 months