secret thing

[low umbra]

(I can’t be clickbait even if I tried ;-; )

[supple dirge]

6/10 a small inn for a small town, the host was welcoming, complementary breakfast and drinks were standard (I might have had one too many drinks that night), I didn't get much sleep, someone kept knocking on my door and waking me up

[dense moat]

10/10. Their lab is state of the art and a testament to the wonders of science. They taught me so many wonderful things and I feel like I’m seeing a new point of view

Also on an unrelated note, Im a professional Mathemetician in my free time

[dusty thistle]

10/10
COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'M GONNA KILL YOU! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE COWARD!

[fallow rapids]

all caps + exclamation mark

real loud

[finite wigeon]

0/10

Simply the worst church I've been to. In fact, I'd rather destroy it than let this trite affair stand

[fiery sleet]

This is actually a 10/10 review due to the Heretic's ability

[low umbra]

Well yes but most of town doesn’t understand that

[dusty thistle]

10/10
I would like to make the following statement, and I do so gun cock under my own free will. My good friend's business is the best in town, and I highly recommend his protection. For just a small fee he keeps me safe. Thank you.

[craggy hearth]

I think I asked this before but wasn't tyis supposed to be a script 💔

[hollow oasis]

no

it's secret thing

the custom script is in your mind

[craggy hearth]

1/10
so like I walked into this fine looking establishment and they literally told me I was evil. like wtf just because I'm dead?? Like ok. terrible customer service and NO RESPECT FOR THE DEAD. will not come back.

[craggy hearth]

gaslighting moment..

[supple dirge]

Maybe one day we can make an official secret thing script

[versed junco]

gotta have Evil And Intimidating Horse

[hollow oasis]

it's probably a rice custom

speaking of which my next prompt will be riceposting

[craggy hearth]

top

[versed junco]

bottom

[craggy hearth]

no

this is the bottom

[hollow oasis]

[3/20] Take a prompt from the last month, do it, then tangent into rice

[lost thistle]

[3/20] How did you find secret-thing?

FUCK

[hollow oasis]

GOT IT

[craggy hearth]

still 3/19 for me so I guess Ill ignore y'all 😔

[hollow oasis]

timezones matter

[craggy hearth]

yes so I will post my secret thing question in 5 hours and 20 minutes fr.

[hollow oasis]

or you post them early

like most north americans

[craggy hearth]

Tangent as in the math thing?

[hollow oasis]

no just like

somehow make it about rice

[hollow oasis]

someone pinged me here

[craggy hearth]

💔

[fiery sleet]

I'll race you there

[craggy hearth]

race to... the bottom?

AAAAAAA

[fiery sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-stand-up-comedy-gif-4372917

[craggy hearth]

no it's not

the joke was

rttt

[dusty thistle]

I was posting a custom script thread, and saw a bunch of active threads. I noticed that this script thread had an oddly high number of messages. Thinking "huh, I haven't heard of this custom script, I'll check it out", I opened the thread and the rest is history.

[dusty thistle]

[3/15] In honor of us all missing pi rice day, what flavor pie rice does your favorite character eat?

3/14

PIck 2 characters, then click the text below

||They have been locked in the same room a rice cooker for an intdeterminate amount of time. What happens, and how chaotic does it become painfully do they die?||

[hollow oasis]

White rice(each grain must be equal)

[hollow oasis]

||The fang gu withers away into the body of the heretic, and then immediately withers away.||

[lost thistle]

The Honorable Rice

[hollow oasis]

just mark it as 3/20 B

[uneven field]

someone pinged me in here at 4am because people were talking about S&V and bothering me regarding that subject has become a punchline

there are two things I will never be able to escape on this server, bad opinions on S&V and Po age discourse

[pallid sierra]

wt fis po age discourse

[uneven field]

you don't need to be a part of this too

[pallid sierra]

are people out here sayign th epo is a child?

[uneven field]

people are out here saying the po is a child, yes

[pallid sierra]

bad take

(no offence to the people who are wrong i just disagree)

[uneven field]

if nobody's got me, Diego's got me

and I'm just not going to show you the tier list because you'll inevitably disagree with part of it

[pallid sierra]

the po is a demon from the bowels of hell
well, actually
ok so the po goin galong with th etheme of bmr would probably be a calssic gothic horror monster

[pallid sierra]

nah show me i wan tot have opinions on things

[uneven field]

nono

you'll have to go looking

[pallid sierra]

found it

wait i remember this

[uneven field]

heavily outdated

[pallid sierra]

i made my own, even more outdated teirlist

fun times

but like
ok
lets look at the vibes, right?

Tb is your classic demon from the depths of hell: the imp

BMR demons represent gothic monsters, most evident in the shabaloth (lovecraftian) and the zombuul (zombies)

pukka... idk its weird

ok yeah well snv is hard to make fit this pattern

and im hungry

so imma go cook up somne rice

[fast anchor]

I've been here since the beginning! :)

[versed junco]

I barely remember how I found this server and you expect me to remember that?

[simple crystal]

idk I was probably looking through custom-scripts and this is usually close to the top

[grizzled marsh]

Yeah basically the same thing for me, idk why i was looking here but it's hard to miss it when you do

[supple dirge]

I was probably randomly looking around the server and found this custom scripts thread with a 10000 more comments than any other one

[dry sluice]

[3/21] Pick a role. Write their lore quote, or write a "don't hang me" speech they'd give, in Ug talk.

[shrewd cloud]

Me want peace, me want life

[versed junco]

Words, words. They're all we have to go on.

[fiery sleet]

"..."

[pallid sierra]

good, one i can do!

Sir... me am just one, but me has gold pipe and one sound will stop the wild things, if ug do. They say greed hangs more men than rope but not I, sir.. not I.

[dense moat]

Down they fall. One by one. By two, by three, by five.

[dense moat]

Cut and heal are same job? You hear me say so

Girl, stop talk. Guy, do tea good. I know you have kid, but old or not old, say good and not bad

[lost thistle]

do it, you won’t

[inner gazelle]

Saint: This is not you. Stop, please, or you will doom us all.

[dry sluice]

In math, we start with a list of base truths, such as "For all n and m, n plus m is the same as m plus n." We use those base truths to prove facts such as, one day I hope, "Each n that's at least four is the sum of two or three primes." But can we prove all true facts? Or could our search for truth be doomed - at least some of the time - to a wild goose chase?

I have bad news. Say that:

• We can tell which facts are "base truths"
• We can write facts that tell us what one and two are, and what it means to add
• We can't prove false facts like "one plus one is one"
  Then there must be facts X such that we can't prove X and we can't prove "not X."

...Thus, you are drunk.

[foggy grotto]

elite ball knowledge holy moly

[foggy grotto]

“In past, they think they are wise, but they now are fools”

“Talk with you is good. I like your mind. It like my own mind but you are wild and not smart"

[modern plume]

"The commutative property of addition isn't a base truth, it's provable from the Peano axioms and induction!"

[versed junco]

they're is one syllable you charlatan

[finite wigeon]

The hail might break the roof and the light doors of the church. The glass would then melt and make home in the ground. Bug, and lamb, and flesh, and bone all do the same. 'Tis the tale of man who lost his mind.

[barren sun]

.

Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.

Die.

BOO!

[pallid sierra]

Wrong

It sounds the same as there or their

[versed junco]

...which are also one syllable

[pallid sierra]

Oh yes
It is hard to read good
What was the point??

[barren sun]

[03/22] Choose your character very wisely!

||What's that character's favourite Pokémon / main Pokémon buddy?||

||Mr. Mime||

[warm gate]

||gholdengo||

[finite wigeon]

||Graymon||

[dense moat]

||I wanna say Ogrepon, but realistically, it’s probably more like Slowbro||

[warm gate]

||plusle or minun maybe too? bc friends :D||

[barren sun]

Those give vibes

[warm gate]

||ah good point||

[barren sun]

||Meloetta||

||Squirtle||

||Gengar||

[heavy sundial]

||alolan muk||

||sirfetch'd||

[storm widget]

||Tinkaton||

[dusty thistle]

||Gengar||

[lost thistle]

|| Landorus-T ||

[fiery sleet]

||Tera Bug Incineroar||

[pallid sierra]

It is a disgrace not to say ||alcremey||

[dusty thistle]

Yeah, a gothic horror monster. Like a vengeful spirit of an abused child. The flavor text makes a ton of sense with that interpretation.

Would you like a flower? I'm so lonely...

[dusty thistle]

It's a scene straight out of classic horror: The wind blows softly at dusk, as you walk slowly down the road. Suddenly, you see a child. The child, miserable and covered in dirt, creeps up towards you, shy and a little afraid. Meekly, they offer you a flower. You lean in close, comforting. The child opens its maw, and wails you feel the fury of years of anguish and torment. Everything goes dark, and you die.

That's my interpretation, at least.

As for the mechanics, should the po's rage not be satiated for a night, the next night it flies into a rampage as it takes out its pain on anybody it can find.

[fast anchor]

||well, alakazam is the obvious one||

||they both are smarty pants||

[barren sun]

I believe is literally the breaking point of an ab*sed child at 19 years of age. After the last straw, he snaps and goes feral on everyone in the village.

Like, no supernatural stuff here, just a regular human that's had enough

[uneven field]

[23/3] Pick your favourite character! ||What medical conditions do they suffer from?||

[lost thistle]

take a wild guess

[fast anchor]

||is this just a way to get vati to list his medical conditions when he answers this question||

[dense moat]

I’ll go with

||Gender dysphoria||

[modern plume]

Savant
||If you are unable to guess, might I recommend seeing an Optometrist?||

||Besides that though, also likely autistic.||

[fiery sleet]

||I'd say it's near certain, given the word "Savant"||

[fiery sleet]

||Paranoid Personality Disorder||

Now for some more

||Antisocial Personality Disorder, aka "psychopathy"||

||addiction||

||ADHD||

[acoustic chasm]

||ALS||

[barren sun]

||Insanity||

||Barret's esophagus||
||Muteness||
God of Ug ||Stuttering||

[fallow rapids]

Pacifist

||i.uh. idk, DPD?||

[fallow rapids]

the Assassin answer is so true

[uneven field]

||no I'm just going through a lot of personal medical anxiety right now and I have a very strange way of coping with my trauma that causes me to have to fictionalise it and assign it to characters in stories that I write||

||so you all have to do it too||

[finite wigeon]

Doctor kills them

[gentle flare]

||all sorts of digestive issues||

[pastel prism]

my favorite character is in flux constantly so i'll go with for now
||where do i even begin?||

[versed junco]

Unless their card declines. Then they chill

[dense moat]

||being made of wood||

[pallid sierra]

||None. Many in this situation would suffer from snake bite poisoning but not I, Effendi... Not I.||

[barren sun]

I actually like to think ||They choose to not talk, but might as well, other characters can't tell the difference||

[dusty thistle]

||Potassium excess||

[fiery sleet]

[3/24] Ravenswood Bluff is going on a dungeon crawling campaign! What does each character do along the way?

[tough silo]

die

Jk

[fiery sleet]

goes hardcore Dungeon Meshi mode

[finite wigeon]

will bring everything needed to make you a sandwich

[fiery sleet]

talks way too loudly (they can't help it, their voice is just naturally a megaphone), and alerts the monsters that is trying to sneak up on

[simple crystal]

doesn't ask how big the room is

[valid garden]

Spends the entire session figuring out how to get through the unlocked, untrapped door at the entrance

[fiery sleet]

helps (by carrying everyone's backpacks full of random supplies and loot)

[dusty thistle]

Makes a really edgy loner character, refuses to help fight, and backstabs the party to take all the loot. After all, it's what their character would do.

[inner gazelle]

Cult Leader: chatters with everyone and is wayyy too quick to consider deals from suspicious monsters. Probably a Bard or Sorcerer.

[pallid sierra]

[foggy grotto]

||uh male loneliness or something idk||

[tough silo]

I drive

[dense moat]

Be super helpful until one party member is at 1hp and then stab them

[supple dirge]

Peaks over the gm screen to get an advantage

[static veldt]

Can I roll perception again?

[keen crescent]

backflip over (into) a ravine

[fast anchor]

hey, remember when this thread was about the game and not ravenswood bluff lore

(this is fun too but it's still funny to see)

[keen crescent]

take the tpi-approved stance: fun outweighs RAW.

thus, we should embrace anarchy, and ensure conversation is never relevant to the channel its in

[barren sun]

is the DM

[fiery sleet]

is the dice gremlin

[dense moat]

Is constantly badgering the GM to implement their long list of homebrew rules

[fiery sleet]

makes a joke character, who over the course of the campaign develops into the most fleshed-out and emotionally compelling character

[next marlin]

I'm not outing [REDACTED] in secret thing

[dense moat]

Was the DM

[next marlin]

partially, of course, becasue [REDACTED] is not a mental illness and is actually cool and based and is a literally true description of actual reality

-# there are like two possible values of [REDACTED] from this tbf

[uneven field]

ST is obviously the DM, but is an experienced player that has DMed a lot before that specifically made a very balanced character with a helpful personality as a means to ease the newer players into the game world and help the DM teach them the system

Johnny Chiodini, is Johnny Chiodini

[lost thistle]

if the st is the dm whats the atheist

[fallow rapids]

the Atheist is Brennan Lee Mulligan's players

[fiery sleet]

twitch chat

[dusty thistle]

The atheist is that one guy who metagames so hard the sun explodes.

[dry sluice]

But if I stand here, crouch down, and aim 40 degrees upwards, then my 15' cone hits all three enemies.

[dusty thistle]

But if we got 100 peasants to hold their action and I gave one a spear...

[lost thistle]

“what do you mean we weren’t supposed to kill that npc”

[lost thistle]

“or the other players”

[fiery sleet]

is the shopkeeper who's secretly a retired 20th level adventurer, that the DM put in specifically to punish murderhobos

[dusty thistle]

If we built this large wooden badger...

If you don't get the reference, go watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[fiery sleet]

I don't remember every line from that movie. Some of them aren't that memorable.

[dusty thistle]

To be fair, it's one my family references every time somebody comes up with some kind of plan that is obviously flawed. Couldn't think of a better way to encapsulate a PC plan.

[dense moat]

Asks to be on watch, only to steal items from the rest of the party

[dry sluice]

With her dying breath, Mishla stammers, "I-I'm sorry, my friends. I'll see you all in the afterlife. Please... let us deserve a good one."

...Okay. Everyone meet my new character Nishla!

[hollow oasis]

Globbo the goblin,blargo the goblin, John the human, Jane the human, Zwelf the elf, flelf the elf

They all have crippling social anxiety and if they join the party the DM dies.

[dense moat]

Rules lawyer

[inner gazelle]

The Atheist is the player the DM loredumps on and trusts to not share with the rest of the party.

Or asks for help balancing encounters or making homebrew.

The Goon is that one player the DM can always trust to barrel fully into trying to kill the rest of the party when mind-controlled.

The Librarian is the player who makes the DM very hesitant to include access to databases in the campaign, and the Washerwoman is the reason why the DM doesn’t let players sell spell books.

[dense moat]

3/25: Select 2 good characters (travellers are allowed)

|| who would win in a fight, and why?||

[modern plume]

||Ogre has the better weapon here and is definitely a better fighter.||

[hollow oasis]

||100 men vs 1 gorilla||

[pallid sierra]

||spoilers for ||||jujutsu kaisen. ||||Shugenja wins, but its a close fight||

[fiery sleet]

||Do I even need to say it||

[pallid sierra]

yes

[hollow oasis]

||Mutually Assured Destruction||

[fallow rapids]

toxic yuri

||yeah no DA steps on Pacifist it’s not even a question||

[somber idol]

||shot out of the sky||

[pallid sierra]

following instructions any% (impossible challenge)

[fallow rapids]

it’s still a ||fight||

[dusty thistle]

/ ||The balloonist goes high into the sky and drops rocks on the sailor's head. The sailor somehow survives this. It's a draw.||

[pallid sierra]

nah nah nah
||the ravenkeeper and his bird are a team. the slayer only has one shot. he may die, but those claws are taking the other with him||

[pallid sierra]

||they go out for drinks afterward||

[pallid sierra]

Select 2 good characters

[fallow rapids]

well i don’t know about you but i think DA is a perfectly good character in terms of design

[warm gate]

||I mean... the princess since they're not sleeping?||

[fallow rapids]

||don’t be fooled the princess knows how to do a piledriver||

[warm gate]

||oh I have no doubt but I don't think they'll need anything close to that against someone who's... sleeping||

[finite wigeon]

|| Oh Gangster, easy. But the Heretic... ||

|| Heretic is walking out of this affair actually fucking murdered. Who wins is a different question. ||

[dense moat]

||The Gangster gets life in jail, and maybe arrested with him. He’s not sure if this was worth it||

[fast anchor]

||i feel like the nature of the klutz dictates it loses every fight||

[shut yew]

Debate of Century. Equally matched. Self-assured destruction.

[next vault]

||The Savant cannot walk I think this is an easy win for the Cult Leader||

[pastel prism]

||The Atheist convinces the Fisherman, who is strong due to enduring rough waters for a lifetime and got bad cryptic advice, to beat me up instead.||

[heavy sundial]

||the alchemist curses the golem, who punches the alchemist. both die||

[inner gazelle]

Gossip/Grandmother
||…I think the Gossip wins the initial fight but gets trounced by the grandchild.||

[gentle flare]

||they both poison each other, resulting in both losing||

[uneven field]

tried and true baby let's go me and the klutz

||FUCK||

||NOOOOO||

||YOU CAN'T MAKE ME HURT HER I REFUSE||

[uneven field]

||also yeah I'm losing this one||

[barren sun]

||Mayor because, well, I doubt she can pull a Home Alone on him||

[shrewd cloud]

||Oof, poor Steward. Kind of funny though for a rugged, veteran Slayer to throw hands with a nine year old||

[modern plume]

||TBF, Slayer is a lousy shot unless they aim specifically at a Demon. However, they could still use the Crossbow to bludgeon someone. Steward is still getting destroyed.||

[uneven field]

I like to imagine it's not that the slayer only knows how to aim at a demon, but their crossbow bolt is specifically laced with some holy demonsbane substance and they just shoot for a limb

this is why it works on the lleech host too, because their nervous system is infected by the lleech so all their nerves burn up when the lleech dies

actually

[pallid sierra]

Yeah, some sort of holy silver or whathaveyou

[uneven field]

[26/3] Pick any character and provide a valid lore explanation for why their ability works the way it does in universe.

[fallow rapids]

Gambler
They keep getting a hot streak until they lose all their money and can't pay the Mafia anymore

[uneven field]

cooks all the food in the town inn, and routinely gets a glimpse of who sits together at the same table to eat and acts rude or suspicious, but since they work in the back of the house they can't see the patrons clearly enough to discern exactly who they are and they mostly have to go on the tickets they get to know who's sharing a table

[pallid sierra]

I mean, a lot of the flavor texts

And trouble brewing specifically

Do a good job at this

[fallow rapids]

Pacifist

They have a dovecote and the birds are trained to jam the town guillotine if someone of good conscience is executed

[thorny summit]

The Mayor passes legislation forbidding the takeover of the town by demonic forces, which the Demon is, strangely, forced to abide by.

[uneven field]

the evil team confuses as evil because trick magic is an awful, disgusting profession and they just assume only an evil person would be doing that shit

[pallid sierra]

they use magic

[fallow rapids]

Mutant

She’s trans and is left handed in 1830

[uneven field]

and she's double jointed too

[fallow rapids]

The horror

[uneven field]

why am I just the mutant, we're describing me

I can't be the mutant I'm already the politician

[fallow rapids]

you're the hermit mutant politician drunk

[uneven field]

TRUE

[fallow rapids]

someone make a script where that somehow works

[uneven field]

you're usually the one responsible for that kind of thing

[cursive cave]

kind of a dickhead, i guess. not really that esoteric (why does the good team give them a pass?)

[fallow rapids]

fine I'll do it when i get home

[uneven field]

no it could work and not be cursed maybe

you just need to build a script where there's some measure of being able to discern whether you're drunk or not privately, and then have enough time left to decide whether or not you want to betray your team

I think this would go hard with certain townsfolk and really maximise how paranoid they play (magician, pg, nwm)

[uneven field]

savant

[thorny summit]

They kill people with axes. Coincidentally, most people are unwilling to try to get them into the guillotine

[uneven field]

maybe stormcatch the hermit

fuck do I have to build this script now?

damn it

[somber idol]

science in their workshop gone wrong

like extremely wrong

[uneven field]

wait that's 14 townsfolk

we don't need a slayer

brilliant

[fallow rapids]

that's a lot of droison

[uneven field]

tis

it's a powerful town

[fallow rapids]

well yeah but a bunch of them are opg

also Poisoner can just poison the King

[uneven field]

this is true

maybe boffin

probably boffin

annoying that that adds on a djinn though, but what can you do

sigh, so long jinxless script

[fallow rapids]

i like clock and poppy but clock and noble is quite a lot

[uneven field]

I simply disagree

[fallow rapids]

it's not like, script breaking but it's very powerful considering it requires Xaan 1 or Pukka/No Dashii snipes to confuddle

like I think mathematically it's one of the strongest YSK pairs in the game

I'd have to ask the nerds though

[uneven field]

it is squared by a moving demon, evils dying in the night, the chance of droison, the incentive for good players to withhold their info, and simply the possibility that the noble saw the farther minion

[fallow rapids]

the possibility that the noble sees the farther minion actually also decreases world counts

rather significantly

[uneven field]

it is theoretically powerful yes, script is built to have a powerful town

[fallow rapids]

I'd also probably not have harpy and do widow instead

because having everyone claim widow ping is funnier

[uneven field]

the changes you are proposing boil down to different scriptbuilding philosophy so I'm good I think

this gives me an idea for a different day's question though

what am I doing, I can't be building scripts, i have boats to work on

[next vault]

He just knocks your window and goes "Hey" then just leaves

[versed junco]

You don't know me, but my name's Cy
I'm just out here watching the night

[shut yew]

you get stoned to death by town for even insuniating the virgin coukd be bad. But the tiwn doesnt xare after as the reputation has beed dirtied

people you choose request a dress from you, red if evil, blue if good, but you are colorblind so can only tell if ther are the same or not

[sterile nebula]

The Cannibal is actually Kirby that has somehow ended up in Ravenswood bluff

The Puzzlemaster invited everyone for a game, where everyone downs a drink, and only one of the drinks had alcohol in it. Now everyone has to figure out who's drunk.

The King is just impatient, and would rather keep killing people, until someone just tells him what's going on.

[pastel prism]

- If one of them is drunk, that person won't be playing their music and distracting the town with it, but the other one would be playing it. If both are drunk, there is no music. If neither are drunk, both are playing different music at the same time and it sounds horrific and both of them are forced to stop.

- The place where people go to vote is physically close to the Flowergirl's garden, the Demon going near the garden and staying there long enough as needed to vote causes the power of death and destruction to wilt them later

[barren sun]

Although the Demon is dead, the sole purpose of the evil team is to destroy the town (not necessarily by demonic means, though it's the most efficient) so when town executes a good player, when there's not a reason to do so anymore, it means the Mastermind has successfully connected all the strings to keep Marionetting those fools into executing themselves till only evil remains. The game ends right at the beginning of the end cause it'd be a waste of time to keep going, since you'd see how a good player is yeeted to the gallows every day until the end.
Gets revenge every night, but he can choose to sleep instead (teenagers and young adults need lots of that, specially at night!) to grow strong and healthy, and also gain the stamina to murder up to 3 victims next.
That woman knows the recipe for Panoramix's magic potion but refuses to share with her neighbours if at least one of them is a pesky roman evil player

[fiery sleet]

does a flying trapeze trick alongside the person they pick, so if that person is drunk or poisoned they fail to catch the acrobat and they fall to their death (they forgor the safety mat too)

[barren sun]

Nah, destructive interference of the sound waves

Nobody can hear them anymore

[fiery sleet]

they noise cancellation each other yeah

[dense moat]

The town does actualy use ballot. The Thief puts a forged vote in another persons name and the town is forced to invalidate both of their votes as election fraud

[dusty thistle]

To be extremely uncreative, stabby stabby.

[versed junco]

But like a really good stabby stabby

[dusty thistle]

I stab them. They die.

[versed junco]

You ain't never had a stab like this

[fiery sleet]

More specifically, assassin leaves the knife in the victim which is why they can't stab twice

[dusty thistle]

"Hey there, what's someone like you doing all alone on a cold night? Wanna ahem hold my orb?"

[uneven field]

i showed you my orb pls respond

[fiery sleet]

tomorrow should be pickup lines

[uneven field]

it's never been done!

[dense moat]

The Demon can kill the Lycanthrope in an extended fight, so the Lycanthrope runs away if they smell a Demon. Minions smell like the Demon because of the conjure action

also the Minions are sneaky and sit outside someone’s house during the night to make them smell like Demon

But the Demon also doesn’t want mysterious wounds, so they stay inside when the wolf prowls

[dusty thistle]

[3/27] Pick any character and provide a valid explanation for why their ability works the way it does outside of universe.

For secret thing legal reasons, this is not an actual submission.

Just kidding, I concede this for later...

[uneven field]

it is so incredibly early on the 26th

we have barely mentioned any of the characters yet

[dusty thistle]

This was solely to ruin Wrendle's plans.

[uneven field]

the discussion is alive and well

[dense moat]

Logically 3/28 needs to be “pick a character. Give a bad explanation for why their ability works in universe”

[dusty thistle]

I'm joking guys, calm down.

Though I do want to use this prompt at some point now.

[uneven field]

where's secreter thing

[fiery sleet]

it's so secret that I haven't invited you yet

[uneven field]

https://discord.com/channels/569683781800296501/1447646408663371787

[uneven field]

I actually have an even secreter invite only thread and I think you're actually not in it

I dump random bullshit there

I'm currently using it to dump updates on the in progress homebrew scripts I'm making

[thorny summit]

They're still awake at the time the Demon kills them, so they see the Demon - but only by candlelight, resulting in them being sure that it's one of two people

[uneven field]

coda is in it

coda can confirm

[fallow rapids]

i can confirm but don't tell people i'm in your secret thing, they might misunderstand

cough

[uneven field]

what would they misunderstand it as coda

[fallow rapids]

i don't know, maybe you own a secret cafe or something

[uneven field]

no it's a back alley

[fallow rapids]

oh right

CBA

wait...

[fiery sleet]

Coda has explored your back alley?

[fallow rapids]

somehow i feel like this is worse

[fiery sleet]

that was the goal yes

[inner gazelle]

Asterix & Obelix reference?

[fiery sleet]

3/27: What's each character's pickup line?

I can't live without you

You and I were made to be together

[primal crescent]

damn it i was waiting until midnight to post smth lol

[pallid sierra]

yeah guys

can we stop posting these the middle of the day before?

[fiery sleet]

It isn't the middle of the day for me lol

[primal crescent]

tbf time zones exist

[pallid sierra]

skill issue

dotn live in britain

[primal crescent]

rn for me it's <t:1774569372:S>

[pallid sierra]

lmao

i saw the edit

rn its (5 secondsa ago)

[pallid sierra]

luis this also isnt working

[primal crescent]

why not

[pallid sierra]

thast showing me my own current time

unless your in my timezone

which i know you arent

[primal crescent]

oh i'm fucking dumb of course it is

[fiery sleet]

just don't use the timestamps if you want to display local time lol

[primal crescent]

yeah i just clocked that lol

[fiery sleet]

It's 8 pm for me

[primal crescent]

but it's 3 to midnight rn

[pallid sierra]

lol

imagine being in britain

oh wait

[primal crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tennis-cat-meme-brick-cat-cat-brick-gif-1174694866650002420

[pallid sierra]

yeah so Wrendle isnt

[fiery sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-funny-cat-cat-parry-explode-gif-12515622299668151985

I'm EST

[pallid sierra]

sorry for insinuating you were british

[fiery sleet]

I will never forgive you 😠

[pallid sierra]

wait est??

american est?

[primal crescent]

yeah what

[fiery sleet]

yes american

is it daylight time rn? idk

[pallid sierra]

isnt it like 8pm for you????

[fiery sleet]

I literally just said that bro

[pallid sierra]

ITS NOT EVEN TOMORROW YET

[fiery sleet]

^

[fiery sleet]

Yeah but I'm bored and I have a good sleep schedule so I'm never up after midnight

[primal crescent]

yeah no icl that's way worse

[primal crescent]

(being american, not posting early)

[pallid sierra]

[3/26] uspet the clockmaker by fu***** with timezones

[fiery sleet]

It's massachusetts tho

pretty alright

[pallid sierra]

harsh

[primal crescent]

tbh part of me does want to just post a new question bc it's actually a new day for me

but like

that's stupid

so i'll just roll with the punches

[fiery sleet]

I can delay my question for 4 hours if you want

[pallid sierra]

nah nah i have an idea

[primal crescent]

: Smash?

[pallid sierra]

[3/27]

post a question for today, then answer two others

[fiery sleet]

Not the reply to two classmates' discussion posts 😭

[dense moat]

So… what is today’s actual question?

Today being the 27

[low umbra]

For me it was actually the 27th at the time of the message being sent. So it could have counted

Again, we haven’t specified a timezone at all

[hollow oasis]

[3/2?] (I stabbed the time lord) How long was your longest game played, and why?

[dense moat]

Probably several days (longtext moment)

[finite wigeon]

The town is so brutally against whatever they stand for that, by the backwards and fucked up morality of RWB, they consider any defeat of the Heretic a victory. Even the Heretic believes this lol.

[uneven field]

https://tenor.com/view/zac-oyama-dropout-game-changer-tooth-fairy-give-me-your-teeth-gif-3504492863013785891

[uneven field]

words to live by 🙏

[uneven field]

GMT makes logical sense

I think the general vibe has consistently been "when the previous discussion has run its course" though, and that usually coincides with a day's worth of time

[barren sun]

psychotic laugh

[pallid sierra]

I'm so lonely.

[barren sun]

That's during the day

Doesn't care about words at night

[uneven field]

crazy that you left out the romantic part

[dense moat]

3/28: Pick any character and provide a bad or silly lore explanation for why their ability works the way it does in universe.

They have a short attention span and forget who they’re voting for unless a good person does

[shrewd cloud]

The Virgin Mary descends from the Heavens and laser beams the nominee. Virgin power for the win

[dense moat]

The Cerenovus politely asks someone to say they are something else while wearing a blue hat

Unfortunately, there’s an obscure law in Ravenswood Bluff that it’s illegal to disobey someone with a blue hat and so they must be given the death penalty

[lost thistle]

so there's this game
it's called blood on the clocktower

[pallid sierra]

Have you heard of social deduction? Like werewolf or Mafia?
... sigh, yeah, or like among us

[hollow oasis]

He did a big cannonball ok he just missed the pool by 100 meters ok

A REASONABLE

MIXUP

He secretly contracted the tinker to rig themself and all outsiders with bombs implanted in their bodies. They're all dead man's switches.

when outsiders die at night the gf deactivates them

[dense moat]

They are the one who serves dinner

Asked Chat GPT how to solve the game

They have nothing to do with the deaths: they just talk a lot. But the townsfolk wanna blame their bad luck on someone else

[hollow oasis]

Popeye spinach, but sometimes it gets mixed with alcohol.

and uh\

yeah

doesn't work as well with a beer belly

[dense moat]

Sometimes they eat green cloth by accident

[hollow oasis]

Man nice, man mean, I hab ug. Ug good.

People from far away come to watch the balloonist. Also they vaguely see fighting couples and put them in the daily newspaper.

hobbies amiright

[dense moat]

So kinda the opposite of the flavor text? People watch the balloonist, instead of the Balloonist watching others?

[hollow oasis]

no it's both

the balloonist is watched(O-mod)

[dense moat]

fair

[hollow oasis]

But they watch fighting couples

this explains the "alternating char types"

The Minions contracted lycanthropy on hearing the moo, turning into cows, and went for help with a cow expert(who is a cow)

They just wave red flags at it but need to be close to do so when it kills

[hollow oasis]

The Vortox is canonically a siren, baiting people into becoming stormchasers(it makes people tend to try and get fired). Executions make it quieter.

[warped urchin]

Shy, doesn't like being referred to

[fiery sleet]

they can talk to fish (the fish give them advice)

they cut both people in half, swap the top halves and see if they fit or not, then put them back together

[dense moat]

Is an undercover FBI agent who sells poisons and alcohol: they know whenever someone has bought their stuff

(also yes, my American ass did choose to do the U.S. reference here)

[fiery sleet]

They consult the Ye Olde Phone Book

[dense moat]

Is a minor Greek god. Someone in town boasted that they could solve the murders with their eyes closed. And the OG decided to test that theory

[fiery sleet]

It secretly doesn't kill the dead minions, they're just acting. Then at night, they slip poison into their neighbor's water bottle.

[dense moat]

Has a bomb strapped to their chest, which kills the town when they gather to do the execution.

But its voice activated by a password: claiming to be a Goblin

[dense moat]

Motivational speaker who convinces the Damsel to not be shy. But they only ever wrote one speech

[pallid sierra]

When executed, town asks "what's a goblin?"
His answer is potent enough to destroy them

[tough silo]

Canon

[fiery sleet]

wait fr?!?!?

[tough silo]

Nah

But it is my head canon

[fiery sleet]

It fits so well

Mostly because there isn't a good reason in canon

[tough silo]

I do think its kinda left for interpretation

[dense moat]

I thought the reason was just that they’ve just thought about lots of stuff out in the water

And so they just sort of have wisdom and life experience to have good ideas

[tough silo]

Why does huntsman transform the damsel ?

[sinful onyx]

Ofc damsel just get adopted

[fiery sleet]

testosterone

They have no dashii because they used all the dashii to poison their neighbors

says brainrot and people die of cringe

[tough silo]

A more generic answer would be that the damsel its a lady lost in the forest of ravenswood that came back to town with a curse of inmense power for the demon and the huntsman its searching for her so he can transform that curse into a blessing of knowledge

[finite wigeon]

They believe in the Church of Normal Wincons and no one joins.

[fallow rapids]

it’s illegal to kill ppl for the day

[cursive cave]

he says "we won guys pack it up" and everyone including the demon just sorta says ok and goes home

[keen crescent]

minions and demons raid the now abandoned hat shop for new costumes, and as we all know the clothes make the man, so by putting on new costumes they become different minions/demons.

As we all know, the true goal in life for a gossip is to spread false rumors. Thus, if they spread something true around, they fall into a blind rage due to their own actions, and stab somebody at random.

[thorny summit]

The soldier gets benefits for being part of the military, one of which states that the demon can't kill them

[uneven field]

when the boomdandy dies by execution, everyone feels reaaally bad about it, and sort of a mass Romeo and Juliet situation happens where everyone commits suicide in a flurry of grief except for three people who agree that someone has to pay the price for this tragedy more painfully, and two others must live to tell the tale

at no point does a bomb go off

she has the grimoire because her wife that she killed was the spy, can't update it every night though because the spy is dead, and when she goes to poison someone in the night someone finds her out because she's not sneaky like her dead wife is

is deeeeep undercover as a census taker

is an ally actually

[fast anchor]

demon is homophobic and can't stand a queen slaying

[uneven field]

so many of the demons are gay though

[fast anchor]

internalized homophobia

either that or spending too much time on Twitter and getting really bad takes about sex

[acoustic chasm]

Says "demonsayswhat" and 2 players reply.

Steals other character's smoking pipes to become them, and the other character spends the rest of the game trying to find it instead of the Demon.

Juggles every person they guessed to see if they are the right shape and size for their character.

The Storyteller forgot that we weren't playing mafia and announces their character by accident.

[barren sun]

God has had it with the execution of their children and strikes them all down
Sneezed too hard
The elections are close, so when the Demon goes into the city hall at 3 am to kill the Mayor they instead find the Librarian doing some paperwork. On the final day, the time saved not executing anyone is time the Mayor spends looking at the census and realising the Demon isn't there. With such undeniable proof, even if the Demon tries to resist or the other player is a minion, the Mayor calls the King and the whole Knight squad to hold them down.
Yeah, you try and go hold em down (turns out to be about 1/3 chance), I don't wanna deal with that axe, thanks.
Silver arrow; wounds humans and annihilates hell beings, and also the cause instead of the arm the arrow hit the neck and, yeah, you tend to die when an arrow hits your neck
The demon is intimidated by her Veruca behaviour but day 2 town realizes she's not a queen just yet

[digital drum]

Gave +1 Thanks to @dense moat (current: #20 - 1355)

[barren sun]

He "happily ever after"s her and takes her far far away from all the violence, to the kingdom's local royal castle where she can't be harmed. A random local townsfolk is set up in her place to keep up democracy.
Also she's so valuable and important that if a minion discovers her and publicly slains her, the whole village demoralizes and loses hope.

[shut yew]

CLOCKTOWER BATTLE ADVANCED

[pallid sierra]

🧊

[fiery sleet]

she's actually a badass who defends her grandchild and the demon has to kill her first to get to them

[fiery sleet]

they're in crippling debt to the mafia, so if they don't win their gambles they get their spine broken

[fiery sleet]

He's the literal father of God and the up to 3 Outsiders are the Holy Trinity. Then when they get executed, He retaliates with a righteous smiting

[finite wigeon]

"Guys, this prank is getting a little out of hand"

[shut yew]

Correct

[uneven field]

actually genuinely plays rock paper scissors with town for their life and if the town executioner doesn't win they recognise the psychopath's game and let them go

[dense moat]

On the first night, walked around town with name tags saying “Hello, I am a Minion” and “Hello, I am the Demon”

Has literaly superglued everyone else to their seats. Will move the seats if asked

[supple dirge]

Is the only one in town old enough to still use the phone book

[dense moat]

Every Minion was carrying alcohol to celebrate when the Demon killed everyone

The Minstrel takes it and gives some to everyone: the Demon drinks so they don’t look sus

[acoustic chasm]

the guillotine the town uses needs to slice through the fool's comically large hat first

[dense moat]

They aren’t actually drunk, they’re just bad at their job

[dense moat]

The Scarlet Woman puts on the Demon’s hat and costume after they die. This legally makes them the new Demon

[acoustic chasm]

Patents every other Minion or Demon ability on script. Threatens a lawsuit if anyone infringes it.

[uneven field]

[29/3] Build a balanced script with the outsider suite of

[low umbra]

Is this rescripted stricting or secret thing?

[chilly trellis]

add boffin and force the hermit to be mad they are the demon

[lost thistle]

add town crier

[shut yew]

idk if its balanced

i came up with this in like a minute

[foggy grotto]

yagga gossip

[shut yew]

yagga with gossip boffin

😼

[fiery sleet]

3/30 What's each character's drink of choice?

take a wild guess

red bull

choccy milk

[fiery sleet]

haters' tears

water from their fountain of life or whatever's going on there

[supple dirge]

Flavor aid

[bold canyon]

spring water
warm milk
black tea with honey
Baileys

[uneven field]

we got the one funny answer guys, pack it up

[keen crescent]

I mean, its in the name.

[uneven field]

we will not be topping this

[keen crescent]

apple juice

[pallid sierra]

apple juice
apple juice
apple juice

[dense moat]

Motor oil

Eye drops

Cookies

[inner gazelle]

vodka

[pallid sierra]

Iridium Snake milk

[fallow rapids]

essence of eye of newt

[hollow oasis]

3/31 Pick 2 characters: ||How would they act where the first is the landlord, the second is the tenant?||

[pallid sierra]

||World's first good landlord||

[hollow oasis]

||Rent price: Infinite. Slavery? Yes. Mutant doesn’t leave because they like living.||

[fallow rapids]

||DA expected the worst and spent 9 years studying law to prepare for renting in this economy but Pacifist is actually a really nice landlord and DA can't do anything about it||

[keen crescent]

||The balloonist, in a flagrant violation of every disability rights law, puts the house in the sky, with only one singular large spiral staircase leading up to it. The savant moves out.||

[modern plume]

||... I don't think the tenant is staying long, nor the landlord weirdly enough-||

[simple crystal]

||The alchemist happily supplies the wizard with alchemical supplies, unaware that they are performing world-altering rituals in the basement||

[hollow oasis]

: ||”Fuck you, said the Neighborhood HOA”||

[pallid sierra]

||As David said to Goliath, as Theseus said to the minotaur, as I said to the homeowners association: No.||

[uneven field]

||she gets special privileges||

[pastel prism]

||The Marionette thinks they are a good landlord, but their view of how it works is so skewed thanks to the Demon's (and literally every other landlord's) influence that they are not. The Bounty Hunter schemes to get them killed.||

[fiery sleet]

||Bounty hunter always gets a ping on landlords||

[pastel prism]

||And thus, the bounty hunter always schemes to get them killed||

[uneven field]

||someone make a landlord themed script||

[lost thistle]

||OKAY SO UHHHHHHHH||

[fiery sleet]

||eat your landlords||

[lost thistle]

||you know what they say about eat the rich huh||

[bold canyon]

||The Innkeeper is a very normal landlord/host, very friendly. The Pixie seems socially awkward in some form but in an endearing way, but what begins as a friendly impression quickly becomes disturbing as the Innkeeper notices the Pixie imitating their behavior. Trinkets swiped from the Innkeeper’s room that the Pixie then wears, a change of personality to the gregarious and charismatic Innkeeper that the latter finds inexplicable, and when the Pixie asks to help around the inn, the Innkeeper is too confused and frankly afraid to refuse. As more and more of their life is taken up by the Pixie, beginning to emulate not only the Innkeeper’s personality but their duties and even their relationship with other guests, the Innkeeper realizes something is deeply wrong: but the power dynamic has insidiously shifted such that the Innkeeper fears direct confrontation, or else their status might be stripped away. They leaves the inn for a weekend to visit their grandmother, needing a mental break, but can’t stop obsessing over what the Pixie is doing to the inn in their absence, and when they return it is exactly as they feared: the Pixie now has the Innkeeper’s room, their title, and interacts with other guests the exact same way the Innkeeper used to. Backed into a corner and terrified by their transformation, the Innkeeper verbally and physically attacks the Pixie, but is stopped by their own guests and promptly knocked unconscious. They awaken in the inn’s cellar, chained to a wall as the Pixie, now wearing the Innkeeper’s uniform, locks them inside as they wait patiently for new tenants.||

[dense moat]

|| Fortune Teller gets overdue on their rent, but that’s fine because the Zombuul is too lazy to collect or evict. Meanwhile, the FT has thrown out all the soaps (in case they were elderberry)||

[gentle flare]

||The goblin strives to be the worst landlord in existence out of sheer love of the game. The lunatic is the only tenant who stays through the chaos, because they think the goblin is doing everything to scare off the authorities||

[dense moat]

4/1: Choose 2 characters very carefully

||Tell me why you chose those characters and/or what you thought I’d say here. April Fools ||

[storm widget]

||Damsel is my favourite character, and Damsel/Ojo is a really fun duo||

[keen crescent]

||I genuinely hadn't the faintest. I usually random these pick two character things.||

[pallid sierra]

||goblin Deez nuts, I just like math||

[hollow oasis]

||Because I tend to automatically click all spoilered messages, I like these characters, and I knew you would say that.||

[fallow rapids]

||so, BMR is my favourite script both to play and run and i am personally a huge science enjoyer. i'm also very gay and in love. this is my toxic yuri headcanon and i will refuse to stop posting it every time a pair interaction cones up||

[sinful onyx]

||Something something you’re either helpful or a thrall||

[pastel prism]

||It was kinda just random. I thought it'd be like "How does the first character prank the 2nd for april fools?"||

[next vault]

||I chose two characters from the last script I played and I thought it'd be something like "without looking guess which one goes first in SAO||

[inner gazelle]

||These are my favorite good characters at the moment.||

[uneven field]

||I chose me and the klutz because I'm into the klutz, leave me alone||

[foggy grotto]

4/2: I’m requisitioning this question. What are the best script names you’ve ever encountered?

[valid garden]

Penn & Teller's Shithead Clocktower

[fiery sleet]

5 Nights at Levi's

[heavy sundial]

You Wouldn't Download A Vigormortis

[versed junco]

Lycanthrope And Friends Commit Tax Fraud

[uneven field]

I will be reacting to the good ones and only the good ones

[versed junco]

That's usually implied yeah

[supple dirge]

I will be reacting to script names that contain the letter Q

[versed junco]

I'mma flip to a random page on botcscripts

Boff In My Mouth

Goonpocalypse

The Metaphysical Experience of Being Kazali Picked

shoutout to page 400, it's got some good stuff

RAID: SHADOW LEGION

Help Me (I Need an Emotional Support Human)

I Signed An NDA After Writing This

Taco Bell Value Menu (Toymaker Included)

[uneven field]

sometimes people react to only the really great ones, but not the good ones

[supple dirge]

The Horrifying Spectacle of Public Executions

[sinful onyx]

Turd pie

[fallow rapids]

Fuck You, Pussycat
The Steward Takes the Fractions Exam
Say Qhat?
Less Bian, Why Would I Need Less of Bian
I am Going to Punch You in the Face

[foggy grotto]

i’ve played this script it’s actually good

[valid garden]

30-50 Feral Dodents

[hollow oasis]

Fuck you pussycat is so peak

[supple dirge]

[4/4] Things you can say playing clocktower, but not to your family

[hollow oasis]

“I think john’s the mutant”

“I guess I’m the drunk”

“So I’m John’s Grandmother.”

“He’s the Gambler”

[pallid sierra]

You make a solid point, however, I have still decided to kill you

[hollow oasis]

“I think this is an atheist game”

[fallow rapids]

i have talk to the harlot

[pallid sierra]

Nerdguy I dont think you understand the prompt

[pallid sierra]

Nonono

The harlot visited me on the night

And I accepted her offer

[hollow oasis]

I’m thinking thanksgiving

[fallow rapids]

i'm not the Virgin

[hollow oasis]

Would you say “This is an atheist game” next to John Catholism

“I’m the Heretic”

[fallow rapids]

i think i should make him mad tonight

[bold canyon]

Execute me.

[hollow oasis]

“Kill me for science I won’t die”

[supple dirge]

'I'm pretty sure I'm drunk so you can kill me'

[fallow rapids]

she is probably the politician don't trust her

Actually you can say that IRL

that's a perfectly normal thing to say even

[supple dirge]

'We should kill the mayor'

[hollow oasis]

We should kill the king

[fallow rapids]

we should resurrect the cannibal

[hollow oasis]

“So I learned John’s the demon.”

“We need cannibal food”

“Can you please drop the bomb with me”

[fallow rapids]

we should exile the beggar

[pallid sierra]

I died last night

[uneven field]

"you should kill yourself tonight"

[cursive cave]

"we should execute our grandmother, they're gonna die anyways"

[fallow rapids]

We can win if you kill Josh and Sammie, and I kill myself

[bold canyon]

I dug up your grave and have some bad news: you're drunk.

[uneven field]

on that line, "she's a spent virgin"

[uneven field]

nono you can say this about me quite reasonably

[bold canyon]

the best thing an assassin can do is kill themselves

[uneven field]

this is always correct to say

"I think killing yourself right now is actually a viable play" is something I said to a lycanthrope recently

what else

"I hate science"

"empaths aren't real"

[fallow rapids]

hell has a lot of good quotes

[uneven field]

it does

"I love tentacle yuri"

"we need to kill the baby"

"I saw a scarlet woman in the night"

[uneven field]

that was me :)

[fallow rapids]

that's the tentacle yuri i think

[uneven field]

do you not know about hit script tentacle yuri?

"we've tried to kill you twice, just die already"

[fallow rapids]

no i do

[uneven field]

"I started off as the heretic, and now I'm the good wizard"

[uneven field]

-# I'll take any opportunity at all to flex that game

[pallid sierra]

I really want the context for this one

[fiery sleet]

"Another man's gooning caused me to have an identity crisis" -Cosmere

[uneven field]

the script

tentacle yuri the script

[finite wigeon]

"Y'know, I'm not sure which person at the table we should kill, but we really should kill someone."

[pastel prism]

this is so peak

[foggy grotto]

“no the cannibal is good”

[dense moat]

"I think we should join this cult"

[supple dirge]

'I have a grandmother still alive, I won't say who it is right now'

[dense moat]

"I think steve is holding the baby, so we should kill him"

[shut yew]

Sleep with me, harlot

[shut yew]

At what point do you say that?!

Ah

Its a script

[wicked zodiac]

this town is full of idiots

[fiery sleet]

When it's your yag phrase

[foggy grotto]

4/5

What would every clocktower character’s favorite clocktower character to play as be?

[fiery sleet]

The LOVES to play , because they get to orchestrate and coordinate the entire legion and steamroll the pitiful townsfolk

loves because it's just a logic puzzle, and they need to connect the pieces in the right configuration

[hollow oasis]

Noted I’m the MM

[fiery sleet]

likes to play , because they've been working hard all day, and they don't have the energy for any role that's too complicated

[severe raven]

wants to try being the and vice versa

[alpine silo]

loves to play because they can play outed evil

[grizzled marsh]

either or to advocate for their respective wincon
any evil character as long as it's an script
because it's one less complicated thing to worry about

[keen crescent]

subversion of tropes can be cathartic

[uneven field]

(both in the sense that it's me and also in the essence of the character) likes playing

you misunderstand, lepakon, it's not campaigning for exactly what you want that is thrilling to a politician, what's really thrilling is the debates

baron's mechanical job is already done, so they just get to scheme and go crazy

also, who in politics doesn't want to be obscenely filthy rich?

[pallid sierra]

There's a few good ones

[uneven field]

think of all the good I could do with all that money, diego

[pallid sierra]

You could do a lot, sure
But I notice you didn't say would

[uneven field]

I would

[pallid sierra]

Cass, the issue is I don't think that's true

[uneven field]

if I had AIPAC levels of money, I'd use it to fund a bunch of honest grassroots campaigns

[uneven field]

rude

I've been consistently non-corrupt in my political career so far

I don't like money conceptually and I'm not materialistic, but if some oil baron died and left it all to me I am obviously taking it, one would be stupid to say no to that on ethical grounds

theoretically, money corrupts, sure, there are no ethical billionaires, yes, but if you have the ethical standards to want to wash your hands of that, you're much better off with that money than the next in line to inherit it, who definitely won't want to wash their hands of it

you can't let personal pride get in the way of material resources that would allow you to do actual good work, you'd be washing your hands for yourself and nobody else, so to that end, yes, every politician wants to be obscenely, filthy rich, even the good ones

[pallid sierra]

Where's the yag speech balloon image

[lost thistle]

woah no way

: its nice to be what you want to be

[steel wraith]

likes playing and saving their question for late so they can calculate exactly what question solves the game

[sinful onyx]

Playing as the Evil king who is also the general and the commander is simply much cooler

so they can take an undisturbed fat nap until final 3

[fiery sleet]

4/7: What are each character's niche hobbies/interests?

[versed junco]

Cookie Clicker

[fiery sleet]

I don't think that's very niche

[versed junco]

Competitive Pokemon

[versed junco]

ok maybe not online but you go up to someone on the street and ask them what an idle game is

[fiery sleet]

cookie clicker is like the most iconic one tho

[pallid sierra]

hide and seek

[foggy grotto]

ngl i’m with gerryjunior here

[versed junco]

please, gerryjunior was my father's name

[supple dirge]

Are you gerryjunior junior

[versed junco]

would you believe me if I said yes

[fiery sleet]

Sailor Moon (they have tried to get the into it too for the bit, but they refuse)

[shut yew]

Opera Singing

[low umbra]

Minecraft redstone to the level of zero-ticking doors or computational stuff (niche cause most people don’t do it at all, further cause most people don’t understand it either)

[supple dirge]

Making shit post memes about everything going on in town

[fiery sleet]

: Playing the game Blood on the Clocktower

[versed junco]

Necromancy

you can't deny it's niche

[fiery sleet]

it was dead for a while, but vigor really brought it back and revived it

[shut yew]

Russian Roulette

[fallow rapids]

computational redstone isn't that hard

listening to new hit single Sk8ter Boy

🛹

[finite wigeon]

Heresy! (and long walks through the marketplace, where they don't purchase anything)

[modern plume]

Hobbyist Ornithologist

[bold canyon]

foraging for loose bones

[lost thistle]

Getting really mad on the internet at people about niche occult subjects

why the fuck did this almost put its credit card information in the post??????????

[versed junco]

that's crazy! you should send it just to be sure

[lost thistle]

mostly with the high priestess

high priestess doing a card reading and summoner going
"NO
WHAT
NO
THATS NOT WHAT THAT CARD MEANS[1]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING[2]
THATS NOT WHAT IT[3] MEANS
STOP[4]"

"PLEASE STOP USING COW BLOOD IN YOUR DEMON SUMMONING RITUALS USE GOAT BLOOD INSTEAD ITS FAR MORE EFFECTIVE AND YOU DON'T NEED AS MUCH"

[versed junco]

ragebaiting

[lost thistle]

and then they kiss

[supple dirge]

Constantly uses chatgpt to win arguments online

[versed junco]

the #1104980997470171177 channel in BOTC (Unofficial)

[dense moat]

Being a catgirl

A science series on YouTube

Magic the Gathering

Fireworks (good practice)

[versed junco]

creating YouTube shorts

[lost thistle]

Firebombing Walmart

[uneven field]

slander

[lost thistle]

4/8:
Pick a clocktower character. What previous question asked here is their favorite?

[grizzled marsh]

The one you just asked

[supple dirge]

Pick two characters where one is a landlord and one is a tentant

[finite wigeon]

tomorrow's question

[tough silo]

yesterday's question

[little summit]

also tomorrow's question

[fiery sleet]

The Honorable Judge

[lost thistle]

: 2/7/2025: Make a copypasta that shittymorphs into you talking about the Occultist

[dense moat]

The question about what their last meal would be ( )

[barren sun]

"What diseases or disabilities do the characters have?"

[keen crescent]

write a subtly bad jinx

write an unsubtly bad jinx

[dense moat]

Someone put a nuclear bomb in the church

[versed junco]

What's each character's pickup line?

[barren sun]

[4/10] What are the characters' favourite songs?

(Apologies if somebody already asked this)

Happy Birthday

[fiery sleet]

10 hours of silence occasionally broken by metal pipe and vine boom

[thorny summit]

whatever you're listening to

[foggy grotto]

they’re into a lot of different genres

[supple dirge]

The Most Unwanted Song

[lost thistle]

We all Lift Together

[hollow oasis]

la grange

[tough silo]

No. I think he just likes Weezer.

[dense moat]

Bad Apple

[severe raven]

would like a lot of my compositions

[stiff dragon]

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

[heavy sundial]

Your Things Will Only Lead You To Madness Or Death

[supple dirge]

Smashmouth

[cursive cave]

undone

[supple dirge]

[4/11] Change one word of a previous prompt here to make it much worse

[pallid sierra]

what are the flautists' favorite songs?

[uneven field]

"Change one word of a previous prompt here to make it much hornier"

[pallid sierra]

(wait that's not worse)

[uneven field]

oh in practice it certainly is

I'm going to be honest, I'm not happy with our recent performance gang

we're not sending our best

[keen crescent]

Modifying the 3/27 prompt that like nobody did,
post 10 questions for today, then answer 2 others

[uneven field]

[13/4] What are some songs that might be included in the Blood on the Clocktower Netflix series official soundtrack? What's happening in the scene where the song is playing?

-# I can't believe nobody else is using this thread to farm music recommendations

I need to rewatch One Of Us Is Lying, my soul is aching in a way only that show can soothe right now

[uneven field]

final scene of episode 1, we've spent this episode establishing some of the characters, such as some of the townsfolk and the mysterious, eccentric town storyteller, the empath isn't feeling too well and they go to the storyteller's cabin for advice. they knock, nobody answers, but the door is ajar.
[Cue start of song]
the empath walks in, looking around, camera panning to their face as their eyes go wide
[chorus, wide shot of room, revealing the storyteller's murdered body]
[episode credits]
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn-fsbRqHmU&si=joOd6wN9-JIp3KV-

episode 2, cold open, playing over a funeral scene and over the title card splash, then cuts abruptly
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sv6rZpGYBA4&si=0-17UWX5PYnyDpam

closing scene of episode 6, the ravenkeeper is walking alone at night but someone is creeping up on them, the raven on their shoulder crowing quietly, urgently, they can tell they're being followed but they can't stop themselves from being ambushed. the demon jumps out and attacks the ravenkeeper, who sends their crow away, there's a brief exchange of words between the dying ravenkeeper and the demon before the demon finishes them off. camera pans to the raven flying off. credits.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8jjbhrR15Y8&si=w58u3_PHmUnNBV-A

[pallid sierra]

Opening scene of season 2
The sailor is on his way home from a long voyage
Hoist the colors is playing

[barren sun]

Summer - Vivaldi (begining)
The nominates the . Suddenly, storm clouds thunder the sky , and a lightning bolt strikes the gallows down, burning them down into a fire pit. The town takes this as a divine signal and the is publicly executed. The camera slowly zooms out showing how town square is now empty for dusk has abruptly arrived and everybody has left, letting the body burn alone.

Winter - Vivaldi (the part we all know)
The wakes up as dawn arrives. Even though that foul demon was executed yesterday (as the could confirm, their skin was tough and reddish, and the eyes had an evil-looking red iris), she doesn't feel well. Something is taking her off, and she knows to follow her instincts.
She quickly gets off the bed and goes outside. The air feels horrible, and a cold breeze makes her skin crawl.
Then, disaster.
Screams come from the town square; she runs towards the center of the village, still in her pajamas, as she crosses paths with the , coming out of the church, also alarmed by the sorrows. Upon their arrival, they meet the near-hysterical , who has found the corpse of the . Roll to credits.

5th Symphony - Beethoven
A sequence of various scenes of different townsfolk doing their townsfolk stuff at night + the who's doing suspicious butlery stuff. The final scene shows the asking about the (and herself). As she deals the final tarot card, the Tower reveals itself on a first plane, with grotesque details. Suddenly, someone knocks at her door. Cut scene to next morning.

Huh, now I need BOTC, the series, in my life.

[uneven field]

you and I went for very different vibes

[pallid sierra]

I've been workshoping a botc anthology story for a few weeks now and the vibe you went for perfectly matches mine, lol

[uneven field]

the vibe I went for is One Of Us Is Lying, watch One Of Us Is Lying

mixed in a little bit with the soundtrack choices for The Boys, because that show is unavoidably on my mind right now

[uneven field]

if you watch one of us is lying and read what I wrote for this scene, you will be able to guess the twist ending of season 1 of the botc netflix series without me even talking about the ending

[fallow rapids]

https://youtu.be/U0qHsWAZ4xU?list=RDU0qHsWAZ4xU

something like this?

[finite wigeon]

[4/14] If your character could tell the whole world 1 thing, what would they tell the world?

[fiery sleet]

I have risen from the grave

[cursive cave]

hi!

[fiery sleet]

The sky is lukewarm today

[supple dirge]

Pay your taxes

[finite wigeon]

this feels like a Legion game

[versed junco]

This is God. If you're hearing this, I'm dead.

[modern plume]

Get this microphone out of my face and leave me alone!

[fiery sleet]

I'm the Atheist, let's just execute the Storyteller and rerack

Goblin deez nuts

[bold canyon]

When you die can I borrow your femur?

[modern plume]

I have discovered a truly marvelous proof, which this message is too narrow to contain

[fiery sleet]

Change da world ... my final message ... goodbye ... (explodes)

[bold canyon]

Hey, just wanted to let you know that you gotta be mad as the Cult Leader tomorrow. Have fun!

[severe raven]

I know the root cause of all evil in this world and it’s… (insert wrong nonsense here)

[bold canyon]

Live or die, make your choice.

[modern plume]

Oh, I'm die. Thank you forever.
-# Few will know the reference to that one.

[supple dirge]

Did you see what jessica was wearing the other day

[lost thistle]

Hey everyone Steve Jobs just died of Ligma

[pallid sierra]

What's ligma?

[lost thistle]

[lost thistle]

[Some Vaguepost about the Tea Lady. Maybe]

[barren sun]

I... er... ... hmm ... ah, ... ... ... ... I forgot what I was meant to say

[dense moat]

Фальшивые новости!

[shut yew]

someone virgin check me

two

the bluffs are-

[fiery sleet]

4/15 If each character was a pokemon gym leader, what type would they specialize in and why?

[modern plume]

Flying. They like birds.
Either Ghost or Fire. They like a specific line.

[fiery sleet]

uses a very particular "type" of pokemon like Slugma, Gulpin, and Sawk

[modern plume]

I dunno what kind of gym this is, they have a Lucario, a Lopunny, a Delphox, a Gardevoir, a Vaporeon...

[versed junco]

??? Type

[modern plume]

Normal. Team consists of Ditto and Smeargle.

[fiery sleet]

take a wild guess

[modern plume]

I would, but I'm poisoned, so likely inaccurate.

[fiery sleet]

Dark types with Bisharp as their ace

[versed junco]

Normal. Every day they pray for the creation of the Sound type

[fiery sleet]

Fairy types with Sylveon as their ace

[modern plume]

Fighting type. She's old and a huge genwunner, and have types to crush Steel & Dark. (Fairy is only tolerated because her grandchildren love some of the newer gens)

[fiery sleet]

Despite being made of rocks, they are actually also a Fighting specialist due to their love of punching

[versed junco]

Huge Conkeldurr fan, is Golem

[modern plume]

Ground, weirdly enough? Team includes Golem, Claydol, Steelix, Camerupt-

[fiery sleet]

Nah they're that one trainer in heartgold/soulsilver with 6 weezings who all know explosion

[versed junco]

You would not believe how happy they were when they heard what ability Mega Victreebell got

[pallid sierra]

ground

[versed junco]

It's Sandaconda isn't it

[fiery sleet]

Gen 1 Psychic type squad of Jynx, Exeggutor, Slowbro, Starmie, and an ace of Alakazam

[pallid sierra]

nah

[barren sun]

Water
Normal
Sinister
Fairy
Emotion-influencers
Psychic
Ghost
Flying
Elegant and flamboyant-alikes
Sharpshooters
Tanks
The ones with Counterstrike, Mirror and those kind of bouncing abilities.
I feel like I'missing somebody but idk who
He only has a Mr. Mime and is the gym manager
Has never successfully caught a Pokémon
Sinister
Doesn't believe in being a Trainer.
Poison
Hidden abilities and surprise attacks
Females only
Hat-wearers and Shinies
Fire and Sinister

Also, didn't we do this question recently or am I ?

[fiery sleet]

The sinister type...

[fiery sleet]

I was inspired by discussion of types and elements in The Kitchen so idk

has 6 pokemon that only know metronome

[barren sun]

Electric
Flying and normal but doesn't like combats
Those that can cause Confusion
Those that know autodrestruction, and Steel too I guess
Doesn't talk so those that can read minds. Secretly loves weapon-throwers.
Weird combination of Morpeko and Gengar but also Explode and Victreebel
Ghost and Sinister
Poison and burning
Those that know Scary Face & have to charge their attacks.

[fallow rapids]

we did a character-to-full-team question

this one is probably more accessible who people who don't build Pokémon teams though

[lost thistle]

"hey did you know that gen 1 has a lot more glitchmon that just Missingno.? missingno takes up the unused index slots between existing pokemon (that were dummied out), but there's also a bunch of other glitchmon past index 190! they're all very neat and wacky and i love them a lot
things that were never meant to be, never meant to be seen, and yet exist anyways, if you look deep enough

there's also a lot more glitch types, some which just point to copies of the vanilla types' names, others taking their name from random parts of memory or the game's code. Unfortunately, none of them have any type effectiveness, and are all neutral against everything, which is a bit of a shame... but-"

Enemy TM
TRAINER is frozen solid!
Enemy TM
TRAINER

's

hurt by the burn!

[barren sun]

Wait people build Pokémon teams? They don't just choose their favourites and smash them together?

[heavy sundial]

would be ice i think

[dense moat]

Uses Destiny Bond

[fiery sleet]

I actually did know that because of Big Yellow

[versed junco]

wait till you hear the tale of Fake Out Parting Shot Flare Blitz Knock Off

[dry sluice]

IDK if you can actually build this team, but the cutest Pokemon with the cruelest strategy. Like, they send out Kirlia and Gothitelle and somehow trap their opponent in a 100-turn nondeterministic softlock.

[versed junco]

Gothitelle Scream Tail Perish Trap, got it

[barren sun]

[4/17]

The has been executed and God's wrath falls upon the Earth; what are the characters' last words?

[modern plume]

YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[versed junco]

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

[bold canyon]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!

[modern plume]

SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[dense moat]

…

[fiery sleet]

Фальшивые новости!

[pastel prism]

NOOOOO- the demon whispers something to them WAIT NEVERMIND YESSSSS!!!

[grizzled marsh]

So it was Daniel

[acoustic chasm]

+ Oh so it was a Baron game

[lost thistle]

oh nice i get a kill tonight

wait

[simple veldt]

Whoops...

[dense moat]

I told you this was a bad idea

Uhh boss… I think I made a mistake

Fuck you Storyteller!!

[heavy sundial]

yum!- awww....

[acoustic chasm]

Gosh darn it I thought they were the Undertaker

[versed junco]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SOBERED THEM?!

[dense moat]

So I guess I should’ve chosen to be a saint after all..

[lost thistle]

hey guys that was me
hey guys that was totally because of me right

joe biden "i did that" sticker

[pallid sierra]

guys what are you all freaking out about

[pastel prism]

hi puzzlemaster drunk atheist! :D

[severe raven]

So if the radius of the earth is 6 x 10^6 m and the gravitational constant is… nah I can’t do physics

Oops!

[tough silo]

but physics are mathematics son!

[pallid sierra]

incorrect statement and grammar

not me forgettign the emoji

[keen crescent]

Well, at least we were able to rule out my guess as the drunk.

[steel wraith]

Woe! Woe to all of you monsters! You have defiled God’s chosen one and now His wrath is upon thee! You shall be destroyed like those ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah! Woe to you all!

By the power of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I compel you to leave this place!
It won’t work, you know. God has already abandoned you.

[severe raven]

Sorry why is the world ending again?

[supple dirge]

Thats not funny....

[valid garden]

If only I had packed two bolts...

[low umbra]

I should’ve just stayed at home

[shut yew]

i think they are a saint

to IT WAS ME BARRY. I WAS THE ONE TO GIVE YOU 5HE SAINT ABILITY

i can quit voting at any time guys

[versed junco]

Pfft, imagine not saying you were an Outsider. Couldn't be me.

[grizzled marsh]

It wasn't my fault this time

[lost thistle]

Should've claimed Golem, smh

[pastel prism]

You do realize you're being destroyed too, right? All of you are fools who thought yourselves wise. Including you. Don't act like you're better than them.

[fiery sleet]

4/18: The Cult Leader is joining up with various other characters in an effort to make their cults more popular. What cult does each character try to start?

OpenAI

or maybe some crypto pyramid scheme

[modern plume]

Got thrown overboard by their cult for suggesting that the square root of 2 is irrational-

So, Mathematician might be disinclined towards cults

[fiery sleet]

makes cookie clicker but in real life

[grizzled marsh]

Scientology

[blazing marsh]

Also Scientology

[keen crescent]

Christianity

[acoustic spade]

Cult of personality

[uneven field]

I disagree, hardcore mathematicians are crazy

[modern plume]

Oh no, trust me, we know.
... We know...
Remembering the horror stories...

But our crazy members tend to not be cultish.
-# The only really mathematically cultish group arguably that I am aware of is one university in Kyoto Japan, but that's more a social and culture thing (sorta cult of personality) plus a lot of drama.

[uneven field]

yeah, crazy mathematicians tend to act alone rather than in groups when exhibiting cult-like behaviour

but a bunch of mathematicians acting independently in the same cult-like manner is cultish enough

I always found the correlation between intelligence and insanity very interesting

there's something very lovecraftian about it

they say all biology is chemistry, all chemistry is physics, and all physics is mathematics

[modern plume]

Have you read about Godel and his unfortunate death?
||He was so paranoid of being poisoned that he refused to eat anything unless his wife had prepared it. So when his wife was hospitalized for several weeks... you can guess what happened...||

One of the most brilliant mathematicians and logician... ||and painfully starved himself to death out of fear of dying from poison-||

[uneven field]

so mathematics, then, is the language least removed to that of the baseline of all things

it's only fitting, then, that the people most versed and fluent in that language are driven to madness

lovecraftian

[uneven field]

as a sociologist, this wounds me

er, sociology practitioner

I think under a different definition of purity, the scale operates the other way around, but I digress

[modern plume]

As a mathematician (one day), Good. suffer /j

[uneven field]

of course I'd hold that opinion, sociology is my favoured field

[modern plume]

You'd probably get a kick out of the drama involving the abc conjecture.

[uneven field]

but maybe it's the other way around, and sociology is my favoured field because I hold that opinion

the things you see on the other end of the scale drive you mad in very different ways

if mathematics is cosmic horror, sociology is a horror visceral and domestic

the horror of the known

to stare into the face of man

of course, man and god are designed in one another's image

what do geologists see when they stare into the face of clay?

[karmic rose]

Is this the abc conjecture folks or something else?

[modern plume]

You'd be amused by this, and can research more for yourself on it if you wish.

Shinichi Mochizuki claimed to have proven the abc conjecture with his new developed field of mathematics known as Inter-universal Teichmüller theory (IUTT). Because, however, Mochizuki was the only primary developer and researcher in IUTT, and his work encompassed around 700 pages of dense, completely original language and material and references 100s of pages of other original work by Mochizuki, that pretty much no one was equipped to verify if he was correct.

After finally going through the proof however, Peter Scholze and Jakob Stix identified that a flaw existed within one of the theorems, with seemingly no way to repair the work to prove the theorem another way.

To which Mochizuki proceeded to start trash talking Stix and Scholze, rather than actually acknowledge their concerns or attempt to repair his work, publishing multiple pages of many insults towards them. With a post that looks incredibly juvenile in spite of its highly technical language https://www.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp/~motizuki/Cmt2018-05.pdf

Another mathematician, Joshi, tried defending Mochizuki and working to repair the proofs and help Mochizuki... to which Mochizuki turns around and accuses Joshi of ||making light of 9/11 for simply... labelling certain theorems with numbers 9.11??|| Which, other than being baffling... is rich, considering IUTT is named after ||a full fledged Nazi||.

The abc conjecture is called "The theorem only in Kyoto" because of the social hierarchy and respect within the culture there where Mochizuki is 'recognized' as having proved the abc conjecture, and it's resulted in this absurd almost cultish situation and drama outside of it.

[modern plume]

No, more like Cantor, Godel, Galois, Nash... oh, and what happened to Hippasus (which was what I was refencing with the Mathematician)

Mochizuki is crazy, but not in a "I'm worried for his safety" kind of crazy

[karmic rose]

no no I'm asking whether the Kyoto cultish group is made of the abc conjecture guy(s)

[modern plume]

Ah, yep!

That's them

[karmic rose]

hell yeah

I have elite ball knowledge

oh yeah Quil, normie question but what do you think of Hagoromo chalk?

[modern plume]

I hate chalk and prefer marker boards (I'm sensitive to the chalk dust and the feel of writing on a blackboard), and never had the pleasure of trying Hagoromo chalk.

[uneven field]

is that that highly sought after no longer in production miracle chalk?

[karmic rose]

a Korean teacher took over manufacturing it 🫡

[uneven field]

nice

while we're on the topic of crazy mathematicians, may I raise you Tycho Brahe

[acoustic cairn]

Chalk tastes better than marker though you have to consider