#secret thing
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A (csm, non-clocktower) friend suggested to rename it for the sake of thematics to:
Bad Movies
Bad Movies Rising ?!
Who’s gos?

3/12: what's each character's favorite Vine?
So, no head?
the honorable judge
youre not my dad
Jan Feb ... 🎵 JAASON DERULOO 🎵
Jared, 19
Barbecue sauce on my ...
9 + 10
Fre shavocado
waiting for the youngins to come in and ask what vine is
@hollow oasis answer todays question
Not in my jays
i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets
i‘m in my mum’s car... vrum vrum
get out me car!
aw...
two shots of vodka
Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy.
oh my god they were roommates
what the fuck richard
You thought you would get me wouldn’t you
I know what vines are
it’s Wednesday my dudes
I don’t think it was actually a vine, but it is one in spirit
elite employees
the grapevine (laugh track plays)
this question took me back like 12 years goddamn
[3/13]
What are your favorite characters of each playable type? (Townsfolk, Outsider, Minion, Demon, Traveler)
Optionally: why



this is genuinely one of the hardest questions in all of botc, and I hate how often my playgroup asks me this.
Anyways, I'll do my best to narrow it down, gimme a couple years tho

^ based primarily on forcing myself to commit on a couple of these, and just sending it on something I consider to be equal among a couple favorites.

I kinda just love my script Vigor and Friends for the way it’s made me come to appreciate so many characters more than I previously did, some of these included


favourite to play as, to be clear
for virgin, ogre, and baron, all three fulfill the same function that really gels with my playstyle of "my mechanical job is already done, I am now free to scheme and socially manipulate and play for my team by combing through everyone else's information"
ogre and baron allow me to lie and be chaotic for the whole game, virgin allows me to lie and be chaotic up until I get nominated
ogre is very mechanically interesting and it's a fun puzzle for me personally not knowing which team I'm on but knowing one of my teammates, ogre is like if being the gnome wasn't boring and awful
ojo is also very mechanically interesting, and it's very conducive to scheming (especially if your ST is good at STing)
gangster is peak, and that's simply enough reason
for the record, I prefer being a minion in a lil' monsta game to being the ojo, but I didn't count that since LM isn't technically playable
I see
By "playable type" I just meant the 5 I listed, lil monsta still counts
We're not so different, you and I


Depends on the day but I'll guess today I'll go with:






Amne with good STs are super fun and feel great to solve
Goon is such an amazingly designed alignment switching character and I love it to death
Scarlet Woman is often not recognized for not just its mechanical safety net but its social safety net. The SW gives evil teams much more ability to distance themselves from each other. Building evil teams is much harder when they’re socially uninvolved with each other, or even actively pushing on each other.
Yaggababble is fun!!! Not only can it fake Witch, Harpy, Tinker, Golem, Psychopath and more, but using the conversational aspect of clocktower as a weapon for a demon is super cool conceptually and really fun to play as.
Beggar is a really good example of risk and reward. Give up dead votes for objective alignment info, and of course evil beggars can do some crazy plays that other travelers often can’t do.
oh yeah fabled and Lorics
that's not a playable type
oh coolio

Guessing like a puzzle is fun
Guessing like a puzzle is fun
A good knife is rewarding and being chill and expendable exe fodder after is chill as well
Love the aspect of choosing characters, intentional misfires and unintentional misfires
I don't like Travelling and never do, so Apprentice duping and being a role seems most fitting

Noble’s a nice, small puzzle. I do wish “disposable” Minions that tend to get in double claims weren’t put in as much as I think it makes it more boring
Ogre’s peak Outsider design, and feels fair despite completely breaking one of BoTC’s core rules. And it communicates an idea so well, which is just to follow your friend mindlessly
I love Pit-Hag when combined with creative TF and Outsiders that change substantially when evil, such as Fisherman, Snake Charmer, etc. I do also like Boffin for this reason. Goblin’s also up there for a different reason, since it’s such a fun design for an info sink Minion
Lots of candidates, but I love Vortox thematically. And I like how it turns info on its head, and often leads to two dramatically different worlds in a lot of games. Kazali is also up there thematically. Mechanically I do also really like Imp for being a simple, yet effective movement Demon
I’m not crazy about Travellers but Gnome’s a nice way to design a killing Traveller. Ample warning while still having some of that Ogre charm
surprised you're the first gnomer of the pack
not because I like gnome and think it's underrepresented here (I don't, I think gnome sucks a lot), but because it's kind of a community favourite


: learning info is fun, and Savant learns more info than any other character, so therefore it's the most fun
: least swingy "maybe evil" outsider
: least swingy character period
: the gold standard of demon mobility
: the least offensive by virtue of having the smallest impact on the game
Played as a General and love the fact that worlds can be eliminated based on how bad they might seem, I always overthink worlds so Its nice to have an Overall forecast on the game.
Politician and Baron are great for a plain canvas chaos gremlin.
Imp is great as I do not play evil well.
Bishop is great for fresh shenanigans





: Just generally good fun. It's not too busted, not too weak. I don't think I've seen a game that was less fun because of Slayer.
: It is hard to explain, but Heretic is huge chunk of what I love about botc. All the risk, all the time. Horrendously game warping, but still incredibly fair. Legendary character.
: The Minion was hard to choose, but Mario is usually good fun.
: I love games where good gets to be completely honest, and Leviathan felicitates those. Lying is fun, of course it is, but I feel like the usual amount of lying in a botc game is just enough to get subtly grating over time.

This was a tough question. Demons and outsiders in particular gave me a good bit of grief. But these guys are the characters that have spawned some of my favorite memories playing.
Alchemist - I love good-aligned evil abilities and good Minions or Demons, and Alchemist is basically the Townsfolk that represents that shit.
Goon - The Outsiders were tough but I like the Goon's alignment switching and the cost that comes with it.
Marionette - I love the fact that this basically allows the Storyteller to feed the exact perfect bluffing info to the Minion. This is not terribly useful, but only because the Marionette's best environment doesn't exist yet.
Fang Gu - I love the way the evil-turning is limited such that the Fang Gu just being on a script makes all Outsiders cautious, and only the Outsiders, unless something exists that can make a player who has a Townsfolk token an Outsider.
Barista - The Travellers were tough but Barista's ability is just cool to me.
Im not sure what characters i truly like
But im grateful sometimes to get amnesiac, to get ogre, and to get boomdandy and to get Po
yet another reminder to never accept any of your wizard wishes
my best wizard wish is genuinely just "forced mayor"
what
yes
"On the final day, good wins if and only if a dead player is executed. A good player learns this."
oh wait that’s kinda fun i fw that
if a good player ever comes out saying the learned this and you’re in the game with me i’m hard trusting them
well
yes.
you know who can bluff that
literally anyone trying to frame me or my own evil team

HP - one of my favorite games I played as good I was the HP and kinda just made soft confirmation chains - especially since my group likes witholding info, having a mechanical reason to talk to people is awesome
Mutant - making up random bullshit while simultaneously trying to solve the game is a very fun challenge
Spy - I want to know everything and make the perfect plan as evil, and also I really like having a starting bluff as a minion
Imp - can starpass (I find being flagbearer the whole game waaaay more stressful than having the opportunity to pass, even if I don't always use it)
Matron - one of my favorite games ever was a matron game where halfway through I realized I mechanically had to be the marionette with my demon now halfway across the grim. so yeah matron is cool
3/14
PIck 2 characters, then click the text below
||They have been locked in the same room for an intdeterminate amount of time. What happens, and how chaotic does it become?||
of course i‘m going to choose toxic science yuri 

oh yeah okay
my answer is toxic science yuri
Fearmonger
and Heretic
.
... ||Oh... oh dear...||
and 
||well if god's real they're not going to be around much longer||
||There gonna make a manifesto for how to overthrow the Church||
and
(rolled randomly)
||The Ventroliquist does some annoying routine and the Tinker somehow gets a spontaneous heart attack before they can finish. So the Ventroliqust just keeps doing it for the corpse||
||+1 Puppet for the Ventriloquist, it works out until it gets stinky||
and
: ||the witch tries to curse the high priestess, the high priestess tries to therapize the witch, something something something, enemies to lovers||
and 
oh huh
||they get up to some hijinks, no doubt||

|| The Heretic intentionally misunderstands fiddle, constantly talks about it synonymously with other instruments (violin, cello, guitar etc.) and says terrible things about historic fiddle players. By the end of the ordeal, the Heretic is either severely murdered, or the Fiddler has had a panic attack. Or both, both works. ||
I do wonder how many of these the answer will just be "they kiss"
||Tbh, I could’ve had it be deserted island, but I came up with this question a week or so ago and wanted to use as is||

||Eventually the Yaggababble yaps about their evil team and the Alsaahir guesses them||
||Legion, on the command of the Lord of Typhon, battering rams out of the room. Then their arms fail and they all die||
Woops
Why so accurate
||My ears.... The choirboy is singing while the banshee is screaming. Neither can hear the other. Both thinks their audience (me) prefers their sound. I'd rather hear neither.||

||transbian yuri||
||every time there's a pick two characters question I keep picking hot ones and ending up being cucked, this is tragic||
||you know what from now on I'm the politician, we're not talking about a theoretical other politician, if we bring up the politician it is referring to specifically me, effective immediately||
||this is binding||
Brilliant

||sloppy style yaoi makeout||
How many answers are ||"They do it"||
All of them
Yes: Coda, Cass, Axolator
Maybe: Safterix, Diego
No: Quil, Pere, Lady Mist, Bakedice, Kenoboi, Book909, Nerdguy
Surprisingly not as many as I thought
I got recency bias, lol

||I think she's probably one of few people that could survive out of kindness. She's freaked out at first but quickly distracts his blood thirst by teaching him how to knit. When they're set free, he's wearing a new beanie and not a single blood stain on his clothes.||
Wait what do you mean Fiddle and Violin is not the same concept?
Put me in the maybe tier
They are technically different because of the way they are used. They are interchangeable/same instruments ultimately, but they’re treated as different because of the cultural use more than anything
The difference between a fiddle and a violin is when you buy it, it’s a fiddle, and when you sell it, it’s a violin.


||This goes really, really poorly. The recluse spends the entire time getting as far away from the boffin as possible, and while the boffin cheerfully makes mutliple machines to attempt to escape. Only some of them require the recluse's vital organs.||
I'm more confused than before but thanks ?
the simplest explanation is that "fiddle" and "violin" both refer to the same kind of instrument, they're just different names for different genres
This is just plain wrong btw. They are the exact same instrument. It more comes down to playstyle and what's being played. Violins are used in things like orchestra, symphonies, and chamber music. Fiddles are used in things like folk music, jazz, and bluegrass. The biggest difference is violinists are much more technical and precise, while fiddling allows for more freedom and improvisation.
Exactly, violins are more high-falutin so they sell for more
Oh. Ok that's a good one.
sorry but they're fucking
I'm lying im not sorry
||I mean, they are if you're into dismemberment.||
crazy thing to say to Cass specifically
anyways the bus I was on broke down
not the first time this has happened to me
Ah, the city.
Just the city in general.
no
we have that in not the city
Oh that's really bad.
no
Wonderful!
there's no traffic, it's not a city
American coded
feel like there’s a correlation in this one
city-brained urbanoids cannot comprehend the sheer efficiency of a village based landscape
don't know what you could possibly mean coda
gotta keep them guessing of course
And just what exactly are you trying to imply about me and saftrix
You're right about that smaller areas are not necesarily walkable.
And have busses.
secret third thing?
can't relate, it's all walkable here
except for like Sliema and St. Julian's but we don't talk about them
I mean, it's walkable here too suprisingly enough.
mate. this closet is made of glass
where
I'm not telling you anything past the city where I live.
Well, the area I live in in the city where I live.
that is what I was asking, yes
have you tried joining the union? i hear they provide bigger walk-in closets for your living pleasure
America?
I'll give you that, yes the US
interesting
what I've heard about the US is that it's basically like if Milton Keynes was a country
Don't know what you'd do with that info, but I don't trust you with it.
I would put up ads in the city that say "have you seen this man?"
But it's just a picture of your discord pfo
"/openticket"
man. it‘s like i‘m not even real
-# My bad
whoa there that is dangerous for your living situation! think of the property value!
yeah, I'd apply for a visa, pay for a €2000 plane ticket, surrender my last five years of search history, get detained at an airport for no good fucking reason other than that I'm a little dark if you squint and my language sounds terroristic, all just to go visit you
I'll probably learn that happened via a snopes article marked "true"
Damn
Are flights really that expensive?
I don't know but it's far away so I'm guessing
I bet they're a bit cheaper since nobody's going to america at the moment.
But still expensive.
I'm not going to spend any time researching how much a plane ticket to America costs because it's not a country I am ever going to
Well the part I live in is great! So you should definitely come visit
no
Once things calm down a bit.
at your baseline, even without your current guy in office, the US is not safe for me to go to
I'm not going to the US for the same reason I'm not going to Somalia
Like I said, once things calm down a bit.
I will, regrettably, die one day, so I won't get the chance
Lmao
where‘s the firesob emoji when you need it
and I don't plan on having children so my great grandchildren won't be able to go either when it calms down
Nah actually tho I'm so glad I don't have any crazy stuff going on where I live
Like
You see shit on the news
But you need to understand
The US is Big
Bigger than europe
we got 50 whole-ass states in here
no Singapore is definitely big it‘s most of what i‘ve known
dude youre at war
Yeah well it's not on our soil
I mean, halfway across the planet.
It's actually changed nothing here.
ignore that it‘s 1/2 rhode island
I'm not personally, I'm just chill like that
Well except gas prices.
Insane statement if you think about it even a little, but true
like I don't care how much area of empty unpopulated fields you have, you just started another forever war in the middle east, your soil or not your economy is going to suffer for decades
That is true, but it's also not dangerous.
A handful of politicians did
oil is $100 a barrel
I'm not buying oil
yea of course, the royal you
I prefer to munch coal
Nothing royal about me
Please ignore the name
wait
Diego and lemonlemonlimey caused the war
Shhhhhhhh
what does hexagon priestess even mean
Yeah, wrendle's innocent to.
it's like high priestess but instead of learning a random player, you learn players in a hexagon shape (this still tells you nothing)
doesn’t this only work in 6 and 12 players if you wanted a regular hexagon
nobody said the word regular until you
There we go
So anyway I made a chart and a theory and it might be slightly cultish because that's funny
And I am the high priestess of our order
are you... taping paper to the corkboard?
oh
LOOK I DIDN'T HAVE THUMBTACKS AT THE TIME OK??
Do you at least have red string?
No :(
the storyteller should send you to talk to a psychiatrist
Well I did today already
He gave me an autism test
And, like every test I've ever taken, I passed with flying colors
peam
I don't think psychiatrists are authorized to do that.
nonono, lemon's thinking of a podiatrist
Yeah a psychiatrist is a doctor, they can make diagnosis.
Hey, to be fair, the light was on.
lemon’s thinking of pediatrician
and was confused what autism had to do with feet
Quite a lot if you go into podiatry
pulmonologists. pharmacologists
Funnily enough, these guys can make an autism diagnosis.
anyways I'm curious to see what correlation you've drawn between yourself, axo, and I
exactly!
Oh also, unrelated, but I love the gambler essay
I haven't read it all yet, but it's good
it must be that we're incredibly based
through the roof, one might say
As a collection of citrus fruit, I'll be happy to neutralize that for you.
You have no idea how long I've been waiting to say that line.
Yeah, but I can actually do it.
As a Diego, I would be happy to watch the baking soda volcano go off
us: BUT WHAT IF THEY KISSED SLOPPY STYLE?
Oh god
Just reminded me of that horrifying mango soda ad
You know the one I'm talking about
I don't but I don't want to know.
no
I don't know if I've ever had a mango
Well, if you can find one, you should try one.
i‘ve had mangoes earlier today
real easy to get mangoes when you live right next to them
whodathunk
don’t doxx me
I wish singapore was real
yeah, the i in our name makes the whole thing imaginary
While we're doxxing ourselves
just multiply by i to get -sngapore
I feel so incredibly bad for you cass, mangoes are great
what's really going to happen if we doxx ourselves?
i mean you got me down to my city
More people join my clocktower group?
I mean, do you want the serious answer?
I've doxxed myself a lot on this server and there's only been one stabbing at my doorstep
good luck finding me, profiling 6.11 million people to find a singular clocktower-loving lesbian galguy
i love high population density
that's so many clocktower players
Lucky
I'm willing to bet with this information someone now knows exactly who you are.
if they did they‘re in my IRL group
It's probably not even hard.
yeah I'm pretty sure you could find my exact address from things I've said here if you look hard enough
they literally proofread my articles anyway and helped me with CJRD
it‘s not going to be difficult for them to know who i am i literally told them
Mine too actually. And I'm being extremely careful about what I say.
i don’t actually give locational information at all online
on account of I've mentioned it's been on the news for being the site of an attempted murder
other than my country but you could probably figure that out by the grammar i use anyway
and timezone
I mean, it's scarily easy to find someone online. All you need is a name, an email adress, or any piece of semi-specific information really.
ah but I don't have social media
i love my name but it‘s not my legal one
Also the other thing is, there's almost certainly somebody shadowing our conversation. Some sort of bot, or someone who never talks. Or even someone who does.
you can't do anything with my name, I'm not on anything and it's not on my id card
have that shit for free, I'm Audrey Caspian Spiteri, you'll never find me
yes, that's right, I deliberately chose my own name and I still go by a shortening of my middle name
because that's how much of a queer I am
knowing me i'll find a way to doxx myself at some point in the near future
knowing me i probably already have
again, what's the worst that could happen?
someone like sends a pipe bomb to my house or something
Just don't have bad takes on clocktower then?
Like, sure, maybe that would be a problem for someone else
see that's hard when my takes are exclusively good and the people whose takes are bad send pipe bombs to my house
I can never forget about people who are wrong because I'm surrounded by you at all times
this is why I love hiking in the wilderness, so I can get away from all the chronically wrong people and breathe in some of that rare fresh correct air
Are you including me in people that are wrong? What the hell
I'm being proactive
just hit a backdash
what are your opinions on S&V diego
I... Like it
that's why
do an extended hyper or something idk does that give invincibility frames i don't think it does
But it's still very well designed
tolerable
intolerable
Name one design flaw
accessibility settings yourself
evil twin vigormortis same script
Why is that bad?
outsider mod only on demons and fixed strictly at +1 and -1
tbh it's like Vigormortis and Evil Twin are incompatible but they're actively needed on SNV because jank
If you hate that they're -1 and +1, don't look at TB or bmr
-remindme 24h pop back into this thread
Set a reminder in 1 day from now (<t:1773594767:f>)
View reminders with the reminders command
Evil Twin has to do a billion things and Vigormortis has to do a million things
This is a good interaction
okay I won't go that far
i don't hate that they're +1 and -1, I hate that the only two outsider modifying characters on the whole script are a demon that is strictly +1 and a demon that is strictly -1
saying ET and Vigor are a good interaction feels a bit disingenuous
see? you're wrong, I was right to be proactive
it's an interesting interaction but i wouldn't say it's good
Tell me what's bad about it
*role vigormortis
???
*role evil twin
food? i mean yeah
Strictly untrue
It leaves evil with a win con
If the good one gets executed, even with the et dead, evil wins
I don't know if you realise this diego, but if the vigormortis kills the evil twin, that solves the twin problem
it leaves evil without a demon ability that doesn't override an evil ability
(town doesn't know this tho)
what? yes town does
if only there was a good player who knew the evil twin
From their pov, the good twin could have died and they have an outed evil sitting around
???
an outed not demon
the evil twin ability is neutralised because Good can't win if you both live
so you just have 1 confirmed not demon blank token evil or actual TF
Two words:
Pit hag barber
THATS THREE WORDS you didn't hyphenate pit-hag
isn't this about 7 to 9
Nonono
TB was originally designed for 7-9
BMR and snv are designed for 7-15
BMR is also greatest at 7-9
(TB is too, it's changed a lot from its origin)
ah yes, this fixes this interaction entirely and unquestionably, carry on
do I need to tone indicator this? I feel like it's very obvious
saying Pit-Hag fixes this interact is also kind of nothing though Pit-Hag fixes everything bad about an SNV evil team
on account of changing said evil team to be better
Barber doesn't fix this i think
Yes, it's obviously /sra
"but pit-hag" is a bullshit excuse on par with "but what if you gave batman prep time?"
ig you could swap the ET and Vig
but now town has infinite time to get info
¯_(ツ)_/¯
you could try to find one very niche unintuitive interaction that will literally never happen in a million games that still doesn't actually make it not a bad interaction, or you could just accept that they shouldn't be on a script together
if S&V was a custom script made by a community member and not official TPI material, people would say it is bad script building, because it is
it is shielded reputationally by its status as an official base script, because a lot of people play it very early on into their playing career very many times and have a nostalgia forced onto them because of it, and many people are reluctant to admit that Steven Medway can do wrong
but it is a janky, fucked up script
coda is running cruel and unusual this month, and I am willing to play a game of that despite not being willing to touch S&V because at least C&A is horrible in a fun and novel way
CaU is whimsically bad
No, Steven medway can definitely do wrong
See shabooboo and Prof on bmr
severely overengineered stench
Prof isn't actually that bad
Shane is also perfectly fine
Hey, join me in #speculation-and-spoilers where I'm slowly redesigning the base 3 if you think you could do better
BMR kinda does need a Virgin like because of all the lack of info and everything
Shab... Shab's fineeeee
BMR needs a 2kpn
it's a shame because evil twin and vigormortis are both great characters separately, but they've been fucked by their home script
everyone's first impression of these characters is a script in which they are bad and don't function like they should
so people don't script build with them as much
I already have done better
ooh show
this server's got short term memory loss, everyone's forgotten that we've already made peak
can we unwant Yaggababble it's like literally only here for witch funny though
doesn't it confound the Pit-Hag Vortox
you also have like Acrobat which is DSB but on something that gives info
oh wait ig you have magician for Pit-Hag Vortox
ehhhhhhhh sure
Harpy isn't really doing what Cerenovus does in misinformation but that's fine because Xaan exists
Vortox Xaan Question Mark?
I made no claim that this was an extremely balanced script, I said that it was better than S&V and that it is incredibly fun
Sex & Violence is designed to be mechanically wild, the design philosophy is "the things S&V is trying to be but more fun"
i didn't think an "S&V but good" script would have clockmaker but hey, if it works it works
i mean, i'm shocked you kept clockmaker
jinx
clockmaker is put in check by the sheer number of things that can throw it off both mechanically and socially
cult leader no dashii is simply an interaction I like
you can make separate arguments about how much you tolerate cult leader as a standalone character independent of the script, but
SoI is there because of pit-hag
yeah
i think acrobat and yaggababble are the things i most disagree with here looking at this more because i feel like PitHag variable deaths are meant to signal to the good team the demon changed, and having other ways for the deaths to be different feels weird
SNV tries to be many things, and a 1 KPN script only altered by the PitHag is one of them
I can understand why not being able to definitively tell when a pit-hag has changed the demon is controversial, but given there's still very few interactions that are loud like that, I am personally of the opinion that not being able to hard solve whether the demon has been changed immediately adds more depth to the script
this script basically has a makeshift ||daughter of nox|| in that sense
feels like a bit of Outsider Acro
it's not an outsider, acrobat is quite useful here
detecting where the poisoning is is a great way to solve the game
i mean, you can hit ND poison, Puzzledrunk, Vigpoison, Philodrunk, Snakecharmed, and Pit-Hag can just create a Pm at any time
i like Philo and SC
well i mean. evil Philo and evil PM
crucially not all of those will be in play and some of those will be loud
acrobat can miss and be less useful than it has potential to be, that's why you have to use it properly
Also, the name is already taken
So it loses points for brand appeal
if it hits straight it's very powerful
by?
Idk
what
yeah but ours will still be the original
people see sex & violence and start nitpicking janky interactions but we've never had a game of it that wasn't peak so
it speaks for itself, if it's peak it's peak
i was GOING to say earlier that Banshee is weird because it's hard confirmation but Pithag and barber exist so that's not a thing to nitpick
it's peak
id run it in longtext but I'm on self-imposed exile
whenever I've decided I'm done atoning for my sins I'll come back and run it
that also just reminded me that the vortox banshee jinx exists 😭
banshee is usually hard confirmation 😭 this is one of very few scripts where it isn't
yup
pit-hag is actually so fun on sex & violence because there's so much incentive to not just pick evil characters
is there an incentive to turn good players into minion or demon
if so then i'm sold
there's always an incentive to do that by default, the incentive is that it's funny
make someone the xaan, what the fuck are they going to do about it
actually there is added incentive to demonise a good player
if you're the pit-hag and there's a magician in play, just
turn one of them into a demon
alright nice
and 
||The king tries to arrange a wonderous banquet for the Shabaloth to try and not get eaten. The Shabaloth eats the entirety of the kings larder. The Shabaloth eats the king. Suddenly, sensing trouble, the choirboy runs up the stairs to see if anything is the matter. The Shabaloth regurgitates the now rather soggy king, to try to assure the choirboy that, no, they're not a demon and yes, the king is just fine!||
Cult Leader and Chambermaid
||The two come to an agreement, of sorts. Best thing since Goon and Sailor.||
let's just abandon all pretense
But I worked so hard on my pretenses
[15/3] Pick two characters and describe them making out sloppy style
(you absolutely have permission to overwrite this)
Ok I'm overwriting this
[3/15] pick two characters and describe them making out in any style you want
I want to start writing zombuul smut but I fear it might be so incredibly based that it will get me banned
Someone's gotta do it
writing it is fine
just dotn poist it in this server
** [3/15] ** In honor of all of us missing pi day, what flavor pie does your favorite character eat?
Strawberry Rhubarb
… I mean just look at it.
[modvoice] just write it on ao3 don't force us to get involved because minors are on this server
no I don't
Refuses to answer the question and just looks at you in annoyance.
Skill issue
- Strawberry
Well then good thing we aren't in #general
If you want to make apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the univers
There’s a storybook about that
-# ( @uneven field say jk rn, you get the reference right?)

Starts an empty speech that makes you seem like they eat the same flavor than you no matter the flavor you eat
no
but as previously established I'm the politician
[THIS PORTION REDACTED]
I don't like pie, I'm running on a no pie ticket
@uneven field
I have not played celeste
Heresy
don't engage in stereotype diego
I'm not
But it's a very good game
I don't play video games
whatever cass said
no I'm the politician Diego we've been over this

?
Wait since when does that say "your favorite character"
I read it as "your character"
Wow, I know how to read
Humble Pie
And/or
A taste of their own medicine
regular pie with regular pastry is a perfectly annoying dish, the pastry traps in enough moisture to sort of half boil/steam the filling making it moist and soggy but not enough that it's properly steamed
to me it is sensorily abysmal
Or a lattice
the problem persists even with holes
I used to hate pie
Then I baked my own
And I learned that everyone else was just cooking it wrong
See, the thing is
You can eat pie for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert
That is the beauty of jt
it has a consistent, easy to break texture
the filling is not the only draw, because its shell is mashed potatoes
lamb is a fantastic meat
best pie is chocolate bourbon pecan
i don’t like most pies
I fail to see any actually reasonable applications of pie for most of these
pie for lunch?
I say this as someone who loves foods that are a primary filling surrounded by a carbohydrate-based exterior shell, pie crust is the single most unsatisfying and perturbing carbohydrate shell available to eat
Quiche
Shepard's Pie, Cottage Pie, Chicken Pot Pie
cheesecake
shepherd's pie is a false pie, it's not a standard pie
which is why it is better
Yorkshire pudding, scotch eggs, gyros, the humble sandwich
virtually every variation of filling surrounded by a carbohydrate dermis is better than pie crust
Quiche
Shepard's pie is a pie
Cherry
Chicken pot
a
: a dessert consisting of a filling (as of fruit or custard) in a pastry shell or topped with pastry or both
b
: a meat dish baked with biscuit or pastry crust
shepherd's pie is a false pie
the thing that makes pie pie is the thing that makes me not like it
the crust
uhm actually tau is just better in every single context and we really should be celebrating that day instead of pi day because you see tau is just 2π and is infinitely more applicable a—
also cream pie (not to the face)
awful
Pie flavor
Reminder for @fast anchor
pop back into this thread
beef
splattered pies
gives a bouquet of flowers to the
, and she gives him a kiss on the forehead
:))
very expensive chocolate
:)
Artist has the plan, ready with their new sequel to their critically acclaimed movie "IN", now they need someone perfect for the horror thriller to be titled "OUT". With their perfect star of the Huntsman and talks about getting the Damsel in on it too for that always necessary romantic subplot, Artist will make a film of the horrors of nature, dealing with the OUTside, being withOUT resources, and running OUT of time.
That's what "making out" means, right?
Empath and their 2 neigbours, double kiss on both cheeks
We are one step closer to botc fanfiction
[3/16] what is your craziest botc lore theory
please stop making them kiss
(unless thats your answer to todays question)
You realize you've already doomed your question now, right?
yes
Slayer does not know how crossbows work
what a repulsive thign to say! *throws an arrow at you*
Po is just some guy named Po, but he is very strong. Goes to gym every day. Po charge is his leg day
The only reason the Recluse sometimes gets shot is that they're only one willing to explain it to the Slayer.
Everyone else won't get near the idiot flailing a crossbow around, while Recluse is desperate for a friend.
Virgin is actually not a virgin but the scarlet woman is
The monk is across the road from the innkeeper and tries to get people to come to them for safety instead
The evil team are the good guys actually. The good team literally just executes everyone over a death of some random guy who prob doesbt even exist
I have done this as the theme sometimes with my text games.
theres a hidden arg in the files of the website that we need to complete to unlock the expansions, but no one has found the first clue yet
How do text games work? You mean botc right
Yes
no
BOTC Longtext here on this server.
said teh evil diego who lies
lore? or general story ideas
Where?
eitehr
my lore for BOTC is that the Storyteller continually resets everyone's memories at the end of the game
The main text-game-chat is here #text-game-general , you can look down around where that is

Amnesiac specifically remembers everything and that's why they seem forgetful
"uh... i thought you were the balloonist..."
"????"
The Storyteller loves fucking around with Amnesiac
poor guy
my general story idea for BOTC is that it'd work pretty well as a generic superhero/villain story
different scripts are different cities
If I ever do run a longtext RP game, there is one bit of lore twist I'd do for the game.
A deceased Storyteller and a death are required to initiate the twisted game, ||but these aren't required to be the same person||.
nobody wants to live in the SNV city
What, SNV is the nicest of the three versions of Ravenswood Bluff?
(because there's a brainwashing villain
)
Everyone knows everything about each other, seems claustrophobic to me.
i imagine Cerenovus pulls off super elaborate mass mind control like daily
-# Why the laugh, Rowan? What's wrong-
but for the heroes (read: TF) they're more tolerant but still prone to being gaslit that they're someone else
-# Sorry, wrong react, joy and eyes are in my top emojis
it gets really bad for you mental health when you realise all your memories about being the Mathematician are fake constantly
SNV city is like low rent but not a bad city
i imagine the citizens there are weirdly prideful about their city
No way is SNV low rent. It's the most affluent of the three versions
also Evil Twin is a shapeshifter and Pit-Hag and Witch are a power couple
i mean, they have a good university and carnival and art corridor but the citizens aren't like, rich
The Princess only gets one shot because it turns out she can only trick people into thinking she has the authority to execute people for one day.
The storyteller is a spirit of tragedy writer now haunting Ravenswood blufc and making ordinary people assume the roles in his story which he now writes in fabric of realiry itself. The atheist is the only one aware of it and is the most tragic character of all
The general citizen base is much more well off, which affects the general rent prices much more than it would in the generally poorer TB or BMR, which has specific rich individuals who would have their own estates.
BMR is the Gotham to SnV’s Metropolis
Botc is basically princess tutu plot
TB is the expensive town because you get to feel a bit of the superhero/villain thrill but actually Spy and SW don't mess with the citizens; Baron is like cartoonishly evil, and Poisoner secretly is in charge of keeping the water supply clean
the fighting is more for the press
Imp is engaging with mass cahoots with the Mayor to keep rent prices and taxes high
BMR city is super dangerous but it's filled with superhero and villain fanatics and daredevils who don't give a shit
I'd say it's about average in affluence
SNV is the low end because despite all its relatively good resources the evils keep on destroying everything every other Wednesday
the University keeps having people kidnapped it's a whole thing
all the characters are gay and when you play BotC you become gay
i imagine the average SNV city tumblr user be like "guys the witch just flew to my window, knocked my roommate out cold, and stole all my candles :/" witchsighting.png
"what the fuck is happening over there"
"average tuesday, really"
:reblog: #can't have shit in ravenswood bluff
yeah so my thoughts on it are:
TB is the place where all the fighting is fake and for the media, so the rent is actually quite high
BMR is super dangerous and that's where all the actual superhero and villain fans are, but all the powered folks actually care about the city
SNV is fuck it we ball
ah, the poorest of all, the Saint and the Thief
and guy who has the means and knowledge to make explosives 
and mass media controller 
you making a good point
I'd drop Butcher, Apprentice, and Harlot down a peg
Apprentice is literally an intern
unpaid prolly
(this joke would hav e killed in ancient sumer)
yeahhh about that
this is the conclusion because i'm assuming that the character names just represents their hero theming and not like. socioeconomic status
it would be weird for the superhero Washerwoman to be low income
since when are they superheroes?
Since here, I think.
never
I wonder where my homebrew minion the Poor Man fits into this tier list
courtier is definitely rich idk what you're on about
like definitionally courtier is rich, this is a crazy placement
i forgor what courtier actually means
💀
they attend a royal court
holy shit, harrier du bois
I don't get this reference
Ravenswood Bluff is a limbo, a place beyond places in a time beyond times, every so often throughout history an individual falls between the gaps of reality and ends up there, doomed by the universal laws of narrative to live out the same cycle of tragedy over and over again
their memories are erased each cycle, they do not know they are trapped there, they do not know that there is not a world beyond Ravenswood Bluff
there are no villains, good and evil are victims alike, and it is not the storyteller's grand design for they too are a cog in the unthinking engine of the story
Welcome to Touhou- Oh, Ravenswood Bluff.
the amnesiac and the storyteller have been here the longest, both have managed to achieve some semblance of knowledge over their position and it has broken them in two very different ways
the storyteller got a glimpse of the face of god and was cursed with memory, they do not forget between cycles, they know there is nothing beyond the treeline, and they are passive, because they cannot do anything about it, so they play their part
the amnesiac saw the face of god in its hideous totality, and it has broken them on a level that is ingrained into their soul far beyond the scope of their mind, in a way that cannot be erased
Politician is just Mayor after they sold out and took Super PAC money
the base 3 scripts, of course, tell a story about ravenswood bluff (this isnt really a crazy theory). however, id argue that many people mistake what the intent with their chronological order was. as we know the seasons of the scripts go SnV (summer), tb (autumn), bmr (winter).
i believe SnV depicts the peak of ravenswood bluff as a thriving society and the growing corruption within it that ultimately reaches a tipping point with cults calling forth some ancient eldritch powers beyond their comprehension, resulting in the death of the omniprescient storyteller. this aligns with the demon lineup. SnV depicts a thriving, vibrant, and bustling society with luxury
, education
, and the titular carnival entertainment 🤹
.
post-snv, the town must survive the disarray and havoc these eldrich forces and occult actors brought upon ravenswood bluff. this brings us to TB, with the themes of law and order (
), class divide, governmental/religious institutions, etc. only the imp remains as the one protodemon, the only demon capable of living on through their ability to starpass to their underlings, while the eldritch horrors of SnV have receded after wreaking their havoc.
finally, bmr depicts the lowest point of ravenswood bluff. law and order has degenerated. there is a total absence of the themes of justice, replaced with rampant crime. religions themes have been replaced with the rough-and-tough tavern night life. the demons have mirrored the town's state of disarray, foregoing the imp's abilities of subterfuge for more chaotic and violent abilities.
is, literally, a regular human being.
Townsfolk made him the way he is now. He was different, and that wasn't liked. They now get what they deserve.
I can't think of anything crazier lol
All
games are actually simulations of Ravenswood Bluff.
The Kazali has it’s own evaluation bar based on what they say and it does go down when they say something cringe among other things
where do i even begin
actually are these that crazy?
okay so first the reason why the people of Ravenswood Bluff are so gung-ho about killing people is not because they're bloodlusty witch hunters but because they are really really good at seances and the Professor is also testing ways to revive people so nobody except the Outsiders are really that afraid of death for personal or pain reasons
The good team and the evil team are literally good and evil, even though the townsfolk and especially the outsiders are flawed in their own ways, and the townsfolk treat the outsiders unfairly sometimes (though most of that is in the past and the reason they're still Outsiders is because they understandably haven't moved on), they still all objectively morally good and all of the evil team minus the marionette and lil' monsta are genuinely shitty people (and literal demons)
on that note, i think the Minions are worse than the Demons in that regard
the Demons are literal Demons but the Minions are humans who can choose not to be evil but still are
Alchemist-Summoner is interesting
i think the evil team needs something specific in order to be able to summon the Demon, but the Alchemist having the Summoner's ability basically steals it from them
but the Alchemist doesn't really know how to control it
so they can't control who the Demon possesses after the summoning, and if they fail to summon the Demon the powers go haywire and destroy everything
All snv demons are hydro
is vortex
is octopus
has a spring of eternal life
is the outsider
lol
Alternatively
is Chinese therefore formed by the soul of genghis khan’s navy soldiers who died in the storms
lol
Oh yeah, this reminds me-
I mean Fang Gu sounds like a mandarin name that I won’t be surprised to hear
If someone tell me their Chinese name pronounces like Vi Gor Mo Ti S
I’d think they’re Uyghur
Fang Gu was not named arbitrarily, it's based on an actual Chinese name, "Feng Yu" which depending on specific choice of writing it can mean a mix of "Plentiful/Abundant/Bountiful", "Wind", and "Phoenix" which fits the Fang Gu quite well.
TPI just forgot.
the sound and characters for all of these are like completely different
https://chinese.yabla.com/chinese-english-pinyin-dictionary.php?define=feng+yu
Completely different? No?
No? You can listen to it there?
Cool!
So, as a consequence, it's impossible for Fang Gu to be based off those because? Why would the namer's error make it impossible?
i don't really see this etymology being very relevant because pheonix 凤 fèng has no yu to go along with it
that's just like. not a thing
the first two are fine they're vaguely related
i mean I’d rather think it’s based off the 1st one which is wind and rain
Being based off bountiful and rich just doesn’t sound demonish
smoke in dreams

i saw the edit
the pheonix part is like saying that cathode and cot look similar so they must come from the same place
Now scarlet woman might actually be bountiful and rich…
and to me they're obviously quite different actually what is happening
i mean i don't like the feng argument because that word, ignoring all tone, can mean like 500 different things
fang gu can mean like 500 things
Maybe it’s just bc it “sound like some cool ass Chinese thing”
And bam they slapped the name on it
Feng Yu alone is a full name on its own, with the character the represents Feng representing 'Phoenix'. As well, as I made clear, the various choices of words can be rooted in those various options, not necessarily all at once.
yes thats the real rasoning, it is known
but were here for wacku theories not the truth
()
isn't feng for pheonix a surname
Yeah?
Maybe one day we will get a minion called mitimo
Which is just how ||riddle fiend|| pronounces in mandarin but it sounds cool ass
why's it in the first name position
i mean i just think that the fang gu name is just fully "yup this is definitely chinese despite that being a group of 30 languages" because i also don't think fang gu comes from feng yu which means turnip fish
But like no they aren’t quite similar
feng yu → fang gu is already like the largest stretch of all time
that's like saying wreck a nice beach is the same as recognise speech
It’s 67% the same
If you count the space it’s 71%
I had been surprised at the idea that 'Fang Gu' is completely made up, because I fully knew a Feng Yu and was already aware of the name prior and its meaning.
sob
So it's more amusing being told that "No, that can't have that meaning". Guess a whole person just didn't exist
Yeah I don’t think fang gu is more based than not
But probably more based than random
(famously similar sounding phrases)
okay wait
knee how
仿佛 (fang3 gu3) means antique
and that's just straight up closer
well more precisely "looks antique"
pseudoclassical
My pronunciation of it is slowly transforming into this
-# Naming a newborn child that sounds amusing.
Can you believe like every time I say this I have an urge to say “knee how ” instead of the correct tone
I as an Australian don’t understand the difference because accents are weird
i think feng yu → fang gu fully ignoring tones is so mind numbingly killing of all visible relevancy
why is my horse equal to weed now what
yu to gu is exceptionally irrelevant because those vowels are not the same
But yes, I'm not making any theory regarding the accuracy of the choice of naming scheme on part of the namer, such as tone focus, but rather that the namer does have a specific reference they did have in mind rather than being arbitrarily random and just so happening to match the meaning.
did someone say weed
It’s as based as no dashii
anyway idk if people have brought this up but Steven Medway himself said that Fang Gu doesn't mean anything
L
like, it wasn't named after anything in particular
That's the point. The question is 'craziest lore', and I'm saying "They did have a meaning, they just forgot"
if it did have a meaning it would be "looks antique" because that's the only thing that even vaguely matches the spelling
aaah sorry i haven't backread
also, wasn't that yesterday's prompt?
"vaguely oriental" is kinda 😬 in terms of name origin
Focusing on tone is, ironically, the more irrelevant part here, since the name convention in spelling to English would lose that entirely. The transference from word combination from a language as vast as Chinese to one like English would naturally have immense overlap, so the presence of other words that match the output for 'Feng Yu" but don't match meaning to 'Fang Gu' isn't really a counter argument, it's just an expected consequence of the transference.
It'd be like saying it's impossible for you to have your own first name because someone else also has that first name
actually ykw, fang gu is actually fan gu 反顾 (fan3 gu4) which means to regret and have second thoughts on something
because that's what happens when i play SNV
you see how easy it is to just pick whatever the fuck i want if we're fully ignoring the correspondences
this one is even closer to the original
Isn't that evidence in favor of my conclusion then, rather than a counter argument?
Just do vigor flowchart
I mean, you're just convincing me more anyway, as you're giving other possibilities for the idea that Medway did have an original intention with it, rather than plucking it purely randomly and happening to have a good correspondence
Well yeah but also
I’d be sad with Steven if some of the designs in this game are actually intentional
You know like ||. .||
do you think fhqwhgads has a original etymology just because it looks vaguely similar to flesh fads when you're typing it
At least vortox and vigor are easily based
yes, but no prompt yet today
ic
Fang gu is some random cool ass name
No dashii is a based name with no actual meaning
Vortox is made of a part from each in 2 normal words
Vigormortis is just 2 words
i can pull out like random xiqifalai and put it into my book and it could have a quadrillion meanings if you squint hard enough because that's just how dense chinese phonology is
you could cherrypick meaning from anything
防御 fang2 yu4 means defense
that doesn't mean TPI made named fang gu after defense
why did i reply there
Which shows that the comprehensibility is negatively correlated with strength
Which is actually lore accurate
Burden of Proof fallacy, you mean?
As well, I have explained why your argument isn't working, because it doesn't counter the argument and instead isn't relevant to the theory. I've already supplied the necessary burden, and pointed out the burden isn't on me to have done the choice of naming or for the choice of naming to be entirely accurate. The theory is that 'it isn't random', and I have supplied a way for Medway to have made the choice, regardless of how linguistically accurate it is.
The burden is on you to prove Medway had no idea about 'Feng Yu' as a name if you genuinely and sincerely believe the theory is impossible, but you're now arguing simultaneously a requirement for in-depth knowledge of the name 'Feng Yu'... while also pointing to Medway's ignorance, a contradictory set of propositions.
this is just the Sagan Standard, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
-# can we agree on this
linking two things that are fully unrelated just because they sound similar to your western ear is not extraordinary evidence against the first hand account of steven saying fang gu doesn't mean anything
What extraordinary claim did I make?
"Medway learned of the name Feng Yu. He based Fang Gu off it. He forgot he did this."
I pointed to the evidence. You even pointed to more evidence where the name does fit as well as the sounds yourself. Your claim, by contrast, requires Medway both to be ignorant of it and also hyper knowledgable on it.
the things i brought up are definitely not evidence
fang gu has absolutely nothing to do with regret
... Okay, if you insist.
I'll take the win then.
If you have no evidence, then, guess we're done
the issue with the evidence you're providing is that it would work with literally every other combination of vaguely chinese spelling
evidence that can be brought up without proof can be dismissed without proof
pointing out that two things are vaguely similar just completely dismisses the fact that steven could've literally chosen anything else and it would still be a valid argument because there are like 8000 chinese names
That's not Hitchens's razor.
This assertion would also be nonsensical. Evidence can not be brought up without proof, it is the proof?
because it's not evidence???
like i can agree that these two things sound similar but the word for turnip also sounds similar
there's a million things that sound similar
why does steven specifically name Fang Gu after that one name when i am pretty sure it isn't even that common
It appears you've either lost understanding of what you and I are discussing, or are clinging. You're bringing up evidential argument claims and general argument topics like Hitchen's Razor without understanding them.
I don't see any value going further.
most chinese americans don't use chinese names either
i think it is fundamentally unlikely for such a specific connection to take place
I say we can drop the conversation here as well, because additionally now I'm insulted as well being told my friend apparently did not exist.
and also just generally mean to whoever steven subconsciously named the demon after
i said most
just because you have a friend with a vaguely similar name to Fang Gu doesn't mean steven has ever been in the samw situation
"vaguely oriental" bravo steven medway youve done it again 🔥
the situations are as similar as they are dissimilar and i don't see the point in fang gu jumping to the conclusion that Steven has also seen the name and drawn the connection to it and changed the vowels around
i feel like if that was the case steven would have fully avoided doing the name that way in the first place
i am confident his memory is better than that
plus yeah it just seems like a full distraction and ad hoc justification to naming fang gu as something "vaguely oriental"
the evidence you've provided isn't very strong whatsoever as it is vague connections that are easily cherry picked at best and i do not like the implications that you can just deny the vaguely ignorant stuff steven has said in the past and is now in the game
it's less connection and more availability heuristic
i don't think "Yeah, Steven said Fang Gu is named after nothing in particular, but what if... he didn't?" is a valid argument at all
that's just fully ignoring the textual, first-hand source evidence for wishful thinking
unless you explicitly bring up some old chat post that says to the contrary there's no reason to not believe the original source just because you know a guy whose name is vaguely similar
[3/17] -- Choose any character and then a good character.
|| How does the 1st bluff as the 2nd? ||
Before I click on that: Are the two characters required to be different, or can I pick the same good character twice?
Uhh if they're the same it'd probably be fairly boring

||Declaring "MY FATHER IS DEAD" and somehow being crowned before anyone notices he's still just asleep.||
||In an actual game? They don't... Demon knows who the King is, and Princess really prefers people know they are the Princess Day 1.||
it's time to check it off your secret thing bingo card
yup, it's Coda sharing Science Yuri

uhhh
||Devil's Advocate steals Pacifist's hoodies and goes out on a walk declaring themselves as legally Pacifist||
||it fools no one but somehow it's bulletproof legally||
||Make a player 2 seats away from you mad as the tea lady then push to execute the player between both of you||

||He doesn't, sometimes it's actually the other way around.||
||Not very well||

||Oh this would be so fun||
[3/18] You're a click bait writer dropped into Ravenswood bluff, what articles would you write?
Why we should always execute the Saint
The front page every single day is:
"[NAME] DIES, STARPASS SUSPECTED"
TOWN MEMBER SAVED FROM EXECUTION, DEVIL’S ADVOCATE SUSPECTED TO BE IN PLAY
WHO ELECTED THIS GUY: THE MYTH OF MAYOR WINS
"I may be a cannibal, but you're mean, and that's worse"
we're going for
again, if it aint broke don't fix it
uhhh
easily
No Dashii? No Problem: Why you should ALWAYS execute your neighbours (Opinion)
Are our Politicians failing us, or are YOU failing your Politicians? (Opinion)
Local Virgin doesn't listen to Cass; DIES
- Audrey Caspian "Cass" Spiteri, columnist for the Ravenswood Mail
“Is your grandmother still alive? Maybe she’s not what she seems…”
'Why killing people is good actually' - opinion by local townsfolk
"3 for 3", "starpass", "GSoE": How To Understand The Youth's Lingo
“We explored The Tomb… you won’t BELIEVE what we found?!”
"This Cow Turned Me EVIL?! An Insider's Perspective"
the newspaper is definitely called “The Town Crier”
"You're evil: An in-depth guide on why I want to kill you, dear reader."
"SLAYER DEFEATS DEMON"
"KING TO CITY: DROP DEAD"
def not ran from the shadows by the Fearmonger
Hmm, what are some other famous headlines I could parody?
"CANNIBAL ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!"
'The Sailor was executed, you won't believe what happened next...'
Parodying: ||Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster||
"Holy shit! Vampire walks on fucking Mars!"
I am going to use this every time town bungles a mayor win.
Heartbreaking: Player You Thought Was The Demon Just Made A Great Point
" Verbena gone wrong at town after executing local Baron "
"Demon Might be Using Night to Hide Their Kills"
" 'No Way to Prevent This' Says Only Town Where This Regularly Happens"
"Mastermind bluffing Professor selling 'resurrections' arrested again, former arrests 2020, 2002, 1980, 1920, 1802"
Is YOUR neighbors a Legion? 6 tricks to find out why
"Actually Teensyville also has a similar problem" <--- not adressing the point at hand
Online Safety: Tips To Keep Your Personal Data Safe From Kazalis
"Murders inside the Rue Morgue? Фальшивые новости!"
they're eating the lycanthropes, they're eating the grandmothers
[3/19] The clickbait writer is back, and they're writing reviews now. Write a review of a Ravenswood Bluff/Ravenswood Bluff adjacent establishment (the Innkeeper's inn, the Chef's bakery, the Yaggababble's Yaggabase, etc.)
3/10
He ruined the illusion by solving a murder in the middle of his set.
Would not attend again
7/10
Makes me feel intimidated. I think he has a good heart, but he smashed the f*ck out of the local Librarian the other day.
2/10
I tried to interview them but all they said was "I am the Goblin" and "Deez nuts lmao" 50 times
I think people misunderstood this question
I understood the question perfectly fine, but I set a bad example
Ravenswood Smithy: 2/5
Shabby material quality, craftsmanship leaves much to be desired. The town's smithy's real draw is that, perplexingly, it is the most bustling social setting Ravenswood Bluff has to offer, beating out inns and pubs alike. If you're looking for all the hottest gossip around town, the Ravenswood Smithy is the place to be, but if you're looking for some quality metalworking, maybe just head to Teensyville.
- Audrey Caspian "Cass" Spiteri, columnist for the Ravenswood Mail
2/10
They tell everyone that visits them that they are the demon! They never do anything else and it’s awful stuff, they should never be in business
(turns out that there were a whole bunch of explosives in their camp and they were actually the
)

