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every single story i've heard about it seems to imply that it is
Or the lunatic
IT SHOULDN'T BE
but people run it like it is
LuF is hard to run but that is NOT the hard part imo
i've been fish twice, and the first time i told the demon i intended to hold it until d3 and died n3
I have never been a sober fish
i mean i was planning on doing it next week if you wanted to play a game if your script
it's either "learn if there's a goblin" or "go on a secret agent mission to confirm the entire good team"
If the fish advice confuses the player with it enough, the confirmation isn't too strong
ez
are you planning on making any adjustments?
it's your script; no
"so the first thing is, I'm removing yagga"
if you make adjustments i'll run the most recent version of the script but I won't alter it myself
that just feels kinda unethical
fair enough
i personally don't have a problem with it so long as people say clearly it's an adjusted version
just hotfix a script to add slayer and invest and let the kazali get slayer shot d1 without picking a scarlet woman
it'll probably just be something like -klutz +recluse or +damsel
i'll can dm you the current state of the goon one as well so you can pick which of the two you'd rather run?
oooh sure
Live text has made me worse at voting
I have half a mind to invent a better way to vote in livetext, it’s that bad
I kinda hate conditional votes
12/4: What's your favorite flavor text?
zealot
assassin
yes
my favorites are slayer, assassin, cere, zealot, and preacher
preacher's is fun
Lord of Typhon
Yagga, Mastermind, Klutz, Snitch
The robot is glitching
VORTOX
it’s straight BARS
Recluse is also fun
Cerenovus is literally me, Heretic and Zealot are fun, all the snv demons have great flavour text but Vortox is the best, a bunch of the recent releases in general have very strong flavour texts
Also quite like Vortox’s
Kazali, Legion, Lunatic, and Slayer are also personal favorites for varying reasons

Gotta shout out the Imp because it’s the perfect intro do clocktower. Chef and Seamtress I really like for explaining why their info works. General, Legion, Assassin just have great thematic ones too
Harlot flavor text kinda slay, 'm sorry 😭
Best traveller flavour text is Judge
I keep forgetting how good imp's is
I nominate Hystrex
I, the vizier, slam it
ST he's claiming vizier, that's a madness break, he's meant to be mad as savant
Oh no, I'm gonna be executed
During a discussion about whalebucket draft once I realized a plausible minion setup with some people I play with would be cerenovus/vizier/mastermind and I was just in awe about how that game would play out
Vizier slams their demon d1 and good has to vote VERY carefully
And simply not break madness
I ran cere mm and it ended about how you'd expect lol
Hey does anyone want to gamble me as a good role of some description? I think this would be cool and good and reasonable and help town
Yeah I’ll gamble you as the alchemist-cerenovus
you have died. turn out vat is the mario-alchemist-cerenovus
Great, I'm looking forward to you being safely alive tomorrow and able to speak freely about your role (you're the barber btw)
Hey guys vati is the cerenovus now I was barberswapped with him last night and he claimed barber to me
Don’t think too hard about it
wait
cerelocked a dead person as the barber is a devious idea
thanks for the suggestion
Making dead players mad as on-death outsiders is very much an intended and fun interaction
Also making them mad as mutants which is basically poisonkilling them
ok no i have my story
i was the good cerenvous who was barberswapped with vati yesterday and i'm now the barber - i know this because vati claimed to be the barber to me yesterday when i was bluffing gambler and asked me to gamble him as that
Hmmm I dunno, I'm still the savant. Do you want to run through every detail of this about 20 more times so I can pick it apart
no
Understandable have a nice day (hystrex, do you think we can convince town to double tap)
yeah but then people do stuff "I was ceremad as [real role], I'm now [ceremad outsider]" which is cringe 😔
It kind of depends, if they're claiming pithag-killed or something and the outsider isn't mutant that still gets across a bunch of the effect so it's okay
If they're obviously pushing it you can probably just execute them
12/5:
Keeping on theme with flavor text, if you could change the flavor text of one (or many idc) character in the game, which character would you change and what would the new flavor text be?
Savant probably, but unsure what to
Also the other way around, making dead outsiders mad as Townsfolk is incredible
make the dead mutant still mad as the townsfolk they were claiming :3
I've done that :)
I once played an SNV game as mutant where I was ceremad as mutant on day 1 and got executed, and then for some reason I was ceremad the next day as the barber
were you bonecollected 😉
No, no, you bone collect the mutant in f3
why is a bone collector alive in f3
Socials
I once [evil] barista-doubled a [good] bone collector when the only valid targets were the cere and the mutant
Incredible
He tragically turned it down
The cere was bluffing artist so there was good reason to bonecollect but the bc was very sus of the oracle 1 n2
(the vigor killed the honest-to-god actual klutz n2. the oracle got a 1. the savant false statement was "the Vigormortis killed a minion last night")
Banger statement
I've given it in 3 games and evil won all 3
People hear that shit and they go "oh, that's the solve"
I gave it in a game where the mutant died n2 and there was no visible minion activity the entire game (witch and pithag both kept missing) and by about n5 town was up to "so, I think we have hidden twin snakecharmers, and the evil twin was vigorkilled"
I hate that I would totally do that as a good player
"there's no madness, no witch, no pit-hagging, it's a cerelock and hidden twins"
It didn't help that the savant was loudly speculating about a cerelock so as soon as he left a convo doing that on like d3 I gave the false statement "someone is cerelocked"
12/6 Whats the best/your favorite way you've lost a game?
this
The game was awful, but with hindsight the proximate cause of the loss was funny: executed the good twin because the evil twin was bluffing lunatic
half the group's first or second snv game. only one of the evil players had experience with the script. he coordinated with another minion, who then bluffed that he got philo snake charmed, that he was the starting vortox (the mostly checked out), and said his demon was one of his minions
was the mezepheles in a magician game. had multiple opportunities to say the mez word to one of the people seen as demon, but instead opted to turn the canni instead, since they were more useful. then, my fellow minion comes to me saying that they've figured it out, and that the person i almost turned was the demon. they had also outed to a public poli. i go to whisper with the demon, and we end up with a pretty good plan for the rest of the game, which started with executing the magician. as it turns out, the magician was the demon, the demon was the magician, the poli was the mayor, and we had been completely bamboozled. i always turn magicians now with mez.
There was a Chef with a 1 who was confirmed by the Grandmother-confirmed Seamstress and had lived until f4. There was a clear Imp world where the socially evil RK just died and “cleared” the new Demon who was bluffing TC with the weirdest info ever (so probably the Marionette off the Recluse who just got starpassed to. Right?
The Grandma was ND-poisoned and saw the Drunk (Seamstress) as the Seamstress, while the “RK” was the Tea Lady who was getting marionetted by the actual Demon the whole time 
oh hey wasn't i the demon that game 💀
for some reason we didn't double tap this guy who was CLEARLY lifted off of TWICE because town was convinced "he was just a lleech"
like we tapped him
then there was a lift when we tried to double tap him
then i tried to get people to tap him again but this time he was DA protected
and then on f3 people were like "yeah he's just a lleech we tap someone else"
and surprise surpruse we lost
i remember a 20 player longtext game that ended up with the pyschopath chopping the lleech host
the lleech was outed evil because of the gangster, the pyscho was outed evil from like d1, and the marionette was outed evil after giving their vote token to the good beggar
the lleech host was the bounty hunter who learned the marionette and then the psychopath
the marionette was outed evil after giving their vote token to the good beggar"Marionette's power is that they act exactly like good players" when the marionette acts exactly like a good player:
I remember being in kibitz in that game. Town was convinced that BH was definitely not the Lleech host due to pings. Likely so was the Psycho who was never told who is the host.
I remember losing in a game where DA claimed Grandmother, tried to coldcall someone's role, failed, and used Sailor who drank them N1 and survived D1 exe as reason. The Sailor was the Shab, who killed them both on same night at some point. And eventually they got "confirmed".
were you good?
Yep
I just ran (well a second time ST ran and I made sure he did so smoothly) a game where a second time player pulled the SW token. So anyways the demon double claimed the saint immediately and got gunslinger shot
I didn't lose bc I was the ST but I can tell she had a lot of fun losing lol. She got into a 4 layer bluff by d2 and was so close to winning the game
couldnt they just push that the beggar was evil and lying? how was the mario outed evil
I found the grim reveal of that game. Alongside Beggar info there was BH and VI evil pings on Mario. As well as Mario's neighbour have survived Gangster shot. (I don't remember the script and not sure if there's any other one who can survive)
7/12: What statistics would go on a "BotC Wrapped"?
"you consulted the storyteller 305 times. 2 were to use an ability."
"you pulled flowergirl 6 times. You got flowergirl info for a grand total of 1 nights!"
(I'm pretty sure this is actually just true for me)
No you totally got 3 nights of flowergirl info that hardsolved the demon that one time, trust
Yeah exactly!!
Last time I pulled flowergirl I got witch killed day 1 😭 that's a new record
you played in 527 games.
brb gardening you in an amne game to make you die n1 as flowergirl
53 of those you said you were confused but really you were the demon struggling to build a reasonable world
"you played in 3 games with a flowergirl and 89 games where flowergirl was a bluff"
"the real flowergirls received a combined total of 0 nights of info"
"as an evil player, you killed evil players with your ability 13 times"
The last game I played we butcher executed the flowergirl d1 after the mutant self-sacrificed to try not kill the flowergirl d1, which at that point is just an accomplishment
"your ass got saved by the scarlet 80 times"
"you won 8 of those games"
Incredible
the weirdest thing that has happened in the games you have played:
Vigormortis-killing a good minion
"you outed evil on the final day twice. It worked once"
Idc that I lost, this will forever be a memorable and iconic moment for me https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1314354400331956244/1314375573446856825/Screenshot_2024-12-05_at_6.39.13_PM.png?ex=67558564&is=675433e4&hm=b7c368a0455b46241511475f59d948cb61e7f2a0dcb54422395dd5fc3da91298&
(I was claiming TL, my neighbors in f4 were the magician and demon)
i removed sweetheart cuz xaan
SH xaan seems fine?
it's almost droison spam
It's not like pois vortox where it's really funny
it's just baron
Yeah ok
Xaan banshee 👎
Booo
"you voted as a good player with exclusively legion 29 times. If you just kept your hand down you would've won every single one of those games you dingus"
LMAO
I love that most of these are just insulting the player
lol
"You killed 97 demonbane characters as the demon"
You had a Poli win (that you deserved) 0 times.
"you got executed while playing a Demonsbane character 58 times"
"You were the Village Idiot 37 times. You were drunk due to the setup ability 35 times."
You neighbored an evil as Shugenja every time you were the Shugenja
"Other 2 being the Drunk and the Lleech host"
You have been the sober and healthy Investigator that did not see the recluse 0 times
You have been sober while playing 57 times.
"As the Bounty Hunter, you turned the Amnesiac evil 72 times"
Get your alcohol problem in order.
"You died as an unspent 'once per game' role 61 times"
You rolled Seamstress 67 times! You used it 2 times
You've been successfully Damsel guessed 84 times.
"You guessed your Amnesiac ability once out of 103 times. And I bet you still feel proud of it to this day."
you’ve been barber swapped with the outed dead damsel 3 of those times
Actually, STs need stats too.
You gave 45 gamesolving pairs of Savant statements.
You accidently disproved vortox 89 times
You've given mechanically impossible info 47 times
You used pacifist as an outsider every game you've STed with it
You put Cerenovus in the bag 87 times. You madness executed a player 0 times
you made the saint the red herring 777,546,300 times
*777,546,300^2
You got DA protected as a good player 70 times
You saved a tea lady neighbour 15 times
470,087,580,293,381,177,847,000,000
You broke token integrity 328 times.
You have been the damsel, outed it on d1, and won 23 times
You correctly predicted the upcoming release in #speculation-and-spoilers 0 times
You thought you were the lunatic as the demon 32 times! and thought you were the lunatic as the lunatic 0 times!
You've philo'd into an outsider 103 times and won every single time (because philoing into outsiders is just that good) 😉
You played 0 games with a sober and healthy empath
yall don't run sober empath 2 next to the demon?
without much droison?
boring
also an actual real statistic of mine: You’ve drawn the Nightwatchman token 1 time. You’ve picked the Vizier with your ability 1 time.
Happened to me 🙏
You've been the Zombuul for 56 days, over 3 games!
you mean minutes right
You've been in 2 games where someone bluffed receiving a Nightwatchman ping from someone who actually sent one but was poisoned
Your longest streak was 8 games in a row drawing the minion token in a 1 minion game
You picked the correct player 0 times in final 3 as the only living good, out of we lost count games
You have never seen a mastermind day
I have been playing for a year and a half doing mostly base scripts and have never seen a Vigormortis or Shabaloth in play
damn
(except in games I was STing specifically because nobody else seems to run those demons)
Everybody runs shab lol
*in my experience with BMR
My group has a few odd metas and this is one of them
Almost every BMR in my group is a Po
I have seen Zombuul and Pukka once each
zombuul games are fun tho
As long as they aren't 3 minion
My first BMR game was 15 player Zombuul and I can honestly say I enjoyed it a lot
Then they drag out too long
You learned that the Drunk was in play as the Librarian 20 times.
You were the Drunk 15 of those times.
You Snakecharmed the Demon on Day 1 3 times! You got Snakecharmed as the Demon on Day 1 2 times!
“You lost all 5 games!”
You klutz picked between the twin pair 4 times! One time it was a demon and minion bluffing twins.
final 3 was 2 evils and a ft. All were sus but through socials alone the town came together to trust the ft.
They has a yes on one evil and a no on the other
They were made drunk by a plaguedoctor baron (we knew it was plague baron but thought it only made a sweetheart)
Emotionally it was a good loss since town was united in the decision (mechanically maybe bad but poisoner was on script and we made an entire world with no poison which made town so damn happy lol)
has anyone asked how people feel about xaan?
if not I think that would be a good next question
people think xaan works with less droison
which basically just means xaan doesn't like droison spam
agree, it feels like puzzlemaster to me, where the "mystery" is ruined by poison distractions
It should have 1 other droison yeah, otherwise it's too easy
they are good on same script if hard jinxed /j
vortox xaan kinda just needs TF that work that are mechanical
and very SPECIFICALLY mechanical
not all of them
just a few
Snake charmed the demon D1 and the widow told them I was the snake charmer
ok but thats iconic
hey, i think i was the FT in that game 😉
Snake Charmer + Grim peekers is the combo of all times.
it is and it's hilarious
"the highest amount of travellers you've called to exile in a single day is 3. All of them passed!"
(happened yesterday)
It's the exact kind of interaction that's great if the widow thinks it through and rapidly ends the game if it doesn't
just bluff another minion to your demon, no need to give them the widow grim :)
"yeah I'm the godfather who accidentally got the same kill as you all 3 times"
I think you have to be self-poisoning for it to work though, which is lame and closes off opportunities like poisoning the damn snake charmer
poison someone and ask the ST to give the ping to a chaosplayer
"I don't know why they're bluffing a widow ping, they might just be a silly little guy"
give the ping to the snake charmer so they hide it forever (assuming they're someone who would think to do that)
they out snake charmer with the widow ping
me playing catfishing as the snake charmer in a non-widow game and loudly insisting on d1 that "no one would out a widow ping d1 because it's a fang gu drunk script, you can literally arbitrarily become evil at any time" in order to sell a poorly-hidden-mutant bluff
I mean it's fang gu + pit hag
you don't even need the drunk for a widow ping to accidentally get moved
even if there's no pithag there's a 99% chance of drunk and 90% chance of fang gu
no, but my top role on this server is orange
i'm pretty sure i'm mostly skin color
specifically my skin color
which is not orange
Idk that profile picture is pretty orange
(Legally this is a joke)
i mean yeah it's fairly orange
i'll give you that
however i do not look like my pfp irl
Gasp what a surprise
im sorry you all had to find out this way
maybe you guys should go for red
i unironically thought hystrex's pfp was the moana crab
now I don't know what to believe anymore
LOL
What's red do
it mean's your evil
But you get Lil’ Monsta after your name
Ohhhh Doomsayer is supposed to be red???
It seems orange to me
Like a blood orange
Yeah I see that now actually
I thoguht it was red until I read this
I cannot see it as red anymore
help
💀
same 😭
same
I'm sorry guyssssss
Hey at least I'm oranger
My life will never be same 😭
Yeah I mean basically
omg I forgot about that meme lmfao that's a classic
12/10: What is your favorite/least favorite minion?
Marionette is my favorite minion but cerenovus and goblin are also amazing
My least favorite might be vizier?
Favorite: Cerenovus
Least Favorite: Mastermind
you literally made vizier's homescript (quadjank)???
I guess it can register as a minion for the purpose of this question
probably
In all seriousness, I can't decide
maybe Goblin
Maybe Organ Grinder
Mastermind, Vizier
yeah that's my 4
Goblin OG Mastermind Vizier, can't decide which is best
maybe add Xaan, if this question gets asked later
Favorite: 
Least Favorite: 
I also quite like Goblin and Marionette. And new Boomdandy is so much better than old Boomdandy which was on the lower end for me
new boomdandy is on par with pois
in power
boomdandy is high for me, but no organ grinder
I do generally like the Executioner model of character from SDGs but Fearmonger just doesn’t work that well to me tbh, so can agree with it being on the lower end of Minions
It just feels too weak to me, and that does affect my enjoyment of a Minion when it feels like it can be more of a downside for evil part of the time than a benefit
Fearmonger is fundementally broken
By self nomming?
yea.....
still think Fearmonger should be either
-quieter
or
-fix self nom meta
fearmonger picking a player at the start without an announcement
and if they swap from that, it's loud
would be cool
Fav: 
Least fav: 
I also think loud psycho is very funny
this meta doesn't work because you will never execute the demon if everybody self-noms
Tier list 🙏🙏
Boffin would be S and Xaan would be A
my favorite minion is the Recluse
speaking of, why is spy on that tier list? spy is a townsfolk
Why is Pacifist in S tier?
(It’s an Outsider)
-# (The Spy is registering as an Outsider)
🤯
Then assume they’re evil!
not fun
yes, but what if they're not, and the person pushing on them is the fearmonger
So sick of Evil twin hate
Evil twin on your game is ok
Being the evil twin is 
“WhY wOuLd A gOoD pLaYeR nOt NoMiNaTe ThEmSeLvEs!!?!!?!?”
Being ET is fun
I prefer it over DA anyway
Being ET is fun because you can mess around and kill yourself 🔥🔥
because they don't want to die???????
"We are ET Juggler" "No I am the Sweetheart"
Nominating themselves is an easier way to not die
in the shittiest meta on earth
the "meta" does not counter fearmonger though
It kinda does
Good always noms self
Evil must in turn always nom self
Fearmonger is sad
Why would one do that
Uhhhhhh
So your demon has time to die and escape
Seriously
Just like
Sell a world
This literally isn't true if the good player doesn't want to die
So get this
I've played loads of fearmonger games before and this never happens in my group
I mean just nominating yourself D1 and saying "kill me I'm the ET this is boring" is also very boring and useless
And stops death
://
Just play ET as intended?
Ur getting isolated anyway and no one will trust you because ur on a twin pair
Nobody has to trust you
Get other twin dead
They have to trust you more than the other twin
because they didn’t find the demon, you did
Thats actually funny
Frame your evils
it’s like mastermind wins
But different
Try it sometime
On SNV
oh
And if you want to revert back
Hire a pithag
INCOMING WALL OF TEXT
What's a "favourite"
I'm literally the Cerenovus irl but madness is a kind of wonky mechanic that's very dependent on luck and ST competence, so my favourites to play are probably Spidow
Pithag is also up there
Least favourite probably either of pois/harpy?
Fearmonger is janky but I don't care about it enough to have opinions
Lmao
My opinion is people should stop trying to use it as an ET substitute on snv
Fearmonger should be quiet at the start and change later
that’s my take
It’s too loud to be good
Fearmonger is player dependant tbh
Not a fan of roles that depend on metas
Ive seen losses because people overvoted because they forgot FM was in play
Then they were like "oh FM is in play we are fucked 🔥"
My first demon win was a FM win lol
What the fuck
Evil team was cooked bc the alch psycho killed the godfather D1
I saw a fearmonger win day 1 once (they lost because it was heretic)
I was ojo and killed the plague doctor and the other minion got the FM ability and chose the alch psycho
people do what
Man the people I play with want to win so hard and forget nothing
Then everyone overvoted and evil won
Actually wait.
actually wait x2
WHAT IN THE FUCK
i will not hear you out
nah I think I will be perma hating evil twin
oh nah thats a good reaction nvm
THAT IS A WAR CRIME
W h a t
There's a small but pervasive family of scripts that are "snv but snake charmer and evil twin are replaced with something else" and fearmonger is a common one for the second. They are all the worst thing ever
that;s so bad
I had a fm D1 loss because they were claiming BH seen by high priestess and for some reason everyone bought it and got like 8-9 votes in 12 players
just played an snv game where the good twin make a deal with the evil twin to turn evil (via pithag snakecharm) and we effectively have 4 evil alive
truly an evil twin moment
I was like guys why are we voting 😂
i cant even begin to comprehend it
VIVA LA REVOLUTION! MI REVOLUTION!
I've also seen harpy and goblin for the swap
I nominate Hystrex
goblin makes much more sense
Hystrex dies
I totally forgot about Evil Twin, that is my actual least favorite minion (i primarily play longtext)
harpy is playable
Hystrex die.
3
neither are good
2
1
7
7
2
Oh bruh
1
7
omg not my chef number in a legion vortox game
😭
axo
i nom nerd guy
1
accusation: atheist game
Second** because the first was a Legion win
ST dies
BRUH
He was already dead
nah you gotta give a 6 because legion has 6 fingers 
Vat dies
(there's a heretic in play)
Last time I STed on the app someone was doing the livetext 7 at me during an end of day countdown
3
oh fuck
2
nerdguy doesn't know how to run riot atheist :)
1
don't forget i'm here
Ask for exile next time
Ive also seen a sober chef 6 on a non-legion or typhon game
lmao
me when you don't clarify a houserule before the game and blame the players for not being psychic:
This makes sense
Average recluse
Wait so
It was all evils (4) + evil traveller + evil turn by BH + recluse
legion vortox game
Aahhhh
btw i have a question
vat did not nominate
Literally a Matsuraid game
STs resisting the urge to tell the recluse the exact evil team
can zombuul w/ spy boffin dies to virgin
We need a sub
ah
me! me!
Uuuhhhh
Evil won
gg
Mizu and Axo are the riot
I WAS RIGHT
i was going to nominate mizu 😦

let's gooo evil team
gg
I love livetext lite
🎉
maybe play normal livetext sometime
Hmm,
#livetext-event-listings 👀
i would if i was on when it started and if i had the time to at that time
Depends
Luis let me shill
Hey I’ll consider it
Do you hate fun or something
I’m an app player
luis join the livetext cult
But then again
the only one there that i could join is the FYF one which i don't think is suitable for my first livetext
i'd play livetext
vati
wait nvmi forgot about timezones
unofiicial secret thing question: what's your favorite minion count in a game
i might be able to join this thursday
are you a virgin cuz i want to kms by nominating you 🔥
What kind of question is that
I just sat down
technically lot can make it 4 minion right?
my feet
Didn’t you say base minion count
1,2,3
what's yer favorite
I claim Alsaahir and guess Luis as the Demon and mizu as the Minion (I prefer 1 minion)
They’re all good
The game is over!
And the EVIL TEAM HAS WON
you prefer 1 minion?
i do, but it's very close
I like 3,2,1 equally
that's interesting
Sorry
I like 1 barely over 2, while 3 is further behind
also in 1-minion games what do you think is the best time to travel in
final day
I've found recently I really like 1 minion games but I think that's my main character syndrome talking (I can get somewhat more of the oxygen in the room and have an easier time solving if good, and playing good is generally harder for me than playing evil)
I’ve gamesolved solo 2 minion SNV
ppl would never exile trav day 1
the witch helped however
most helpful witch
who got barber swapped to and won for being read socially good
actually most helpful witch
ok but have you solve a game where the minion lie to the demon 🔥
BMR with a mastermind?
Yes
how do you think it gets more people huh
My first livetext was a whalebucket of normal whalebucket + tba, nwc, fyf, and for
least relentless recruiter 😭
what
fuck
i've realized recently that i can solve game more often than i thought
That sounds fun
It wasn't quite normal whalebucket because we ended up with a 25 role script from all of those
I don’t play PG games
fym 25
Lack of comintern is concerning
average parker post
i want to play with you guys sometimes 😔
Kidding
surely they are higher quality than livevoice 😔
also livetext :^)
livetext cult
but you probably don’t
right but when
Probably weekends
no i do play on app 🔥 (only with my club though)
Between possibly 1pm-7pm
so you already have an account, very convenient
are you aus?
in midwest time
Texan
and you even already have a discord account, which is the only requirement to play livetext
im sorry.
so between the two of those, you have no excuse
For what
you need a keyboard
try not to project literally anything based on what hours I'm randomly around
and you need to give me 20 dollars
keyborsd
keyborsd
KeyboRSd
anyway maybe i'll play with you guys sometime
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ive played livetext without a keyboard
this is true unfortunately
instructions unclear, stole 20 bucks from axo
god damn it that's the second time
You must pay someone $20
what hours approximately do you tend to be around, I'm still working out when to ping people
me realizing i don't have ping
whenever squ4ll is around i'm around
lfglivetext role
like, unironically
also tell squall to take off NILivetext
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hi lady mist
list
FUCK OFF
well hi
me getting banned from the server
But where is Fuck On?
wait can i have 20 bucks from axo
no!!!
old riot 😭
she's been impoverished by repeated thefts so no
the fuck did I just say
what if you give me 20 bucks first
don't care + didn't ask + L + ratio + bad takes on legion
Woah theta
That’s not very interesting of you
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most appetiziing chipotle bowl
holy shit
I order only rice
is that JUST the rice?????????
is that a bowl with literally nothing????
An entire bowl of rice
secret thing: whats ur chipotle order
it's literally just cilantro lime rice why
you can just buy rice?????? like from somewhere else???????????????
like the rice is good dont get me wrong
Yes
you really are a legion trying to pretend to be human
nothing, chipotle sucks 😭
I go to chipotle specifically for the cilantro lime rice
- are you British because if yes then fair enough uk chipotle sucks
- where would you recommend instead
And some guac
white rice pork lettuce cheese sour cream corn probably smth im forgetting
canadian, we just have a few better chipotle-like place tbh 😔
TaCo BeLl
i just look at the options and pick the stuff i want tbh
then again I end up in the furthest "orders a single black coffee from mcdonalds and leaves" corner whenever anyone I know makes the mcdonalds triangle meme for people they know and partially that's because I have gone to fast food places to order 1 drink and leave
and put some cilantro in it
maybe the wrong type of rice?
They use bay leaf
but why not add other stuff
taking another approach
see? you even know how to make it yourself
Because i went there for rice
It does not taste correct
have you considered skill issue
do you also get chipotle normally sometimes
No
yes but now im invested
oh no same
so my point still stands, why not add other stuff
im on the edge of my seat
I went for rice
ok but like
And I’d go somewhere else for mexican food
I’m in TEXAS
ok that at least makes sense. a little
lord have mercy on your soul
Dawg it’s really not that bad
Indeed
i'm not sure
Can confirm
yeah this is literally whats happening rn
ok but texmex and mexican are different?? and chipotle is a third thing entirely
I also buy food I can reasonably cook myself so I get it
Yes
Texmex and mexican are both good
what are some
oh yeah both are great
Taco bell is the esteemed fourth category
example of texmex
she is NOT esteemed
Well they got rid of the one I used to go to
Did I forget to mention i have chipotle every single monday
For dinner
what
and honestly make tacos at home
wait you have chipotle every week?
JUST RICE??????
rice for dinner is valid for the record
i have done that before and i will do it again
but it's homemade rice
that bowl of rice is good
The employees memorized my order
I also get chips and guac
Tried that
do you mean, only rice?
Not the same i tell you
how do they even price it? as if you got veggies?
yeah, often with some kind of flavoring/spices but that's not always necessary
this is all hilarious but I completely understand
oh yeah i completely understand but it's just funny
That i get on the side
it varies for me from nothing to everything
With a spoon
for me i always cook at least some egg or vegetable with the rice
egg is easy enough
chips are after rice is eaten
hold on
so you eat the entire rice bowl
then you pull out the chip, put some cheese on and dip it in sauce?
i
if the rice was warm then no need for microwabe
No
Eat rice
Eat cheese (use hand)
The shredded cheese from chipotle
Then
Open chip bag
Eat guac
with chip
i think we broke mizu
hey @lost forge can we get a microwave react when you can ty bestie
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fuck that thanked hystrex and not kisa bestie
this is
this feels like
when the little mermaid goes up to the land
except it's about rice and cheese
I’m chortling at the responses
i love this so so much
This was me picking a random image from my phone
not you screenshotting this 😭
for some reason rice and cheese exists in like
2 different realm for me
but when you combine them, they're... extremely okay
Guac is after cheese
Does this make sense
All is separate
and also I’ve had the same Chipotle order for 25 years
chipotle open in 1993 holy shit
i'm not even that old
||Me neither but it’s for the bit||
die
||i see||
yeah that make more sense
maybe one day ill revisit chipotle
i came there once in my life and didn't finish the food
if i show this to my grandparents they'd have a stroke
as far as I can goddamn tell everyone in this server except me is
- literally 15
- traditionally-aged undergrad
- in their 30s
Viva is like
60
I parse him as 30s
I saw a vid with his face
but I think that psychological category includes some people in their 40s for the same reason the "literally 15" category includes everyone I realize at some point is in high school
this spans the entirety of human existence tho
Wait how old is vat
mid-20s
my lifestage is "hurriedly finishing the delayed tail end of undergrad to go do a phd"
14
||So close||
I was right
13
12
12?
Indeed
yeah I had you in the first impressionistic category
Fair enough
I’m me
people on the app mistake me for the second category
Very funny
I think the app is noticeably older on average? in that it has a lot of people who are more real adults than I am
True
I’ve seen one other teen
yep yep can confirm
probably a consequence of the patreon
I’m in my final year for my bachelors and I’m honestly so ready to be done with formal education. So definitely mad respect for anyone who still has a desire to keep going
Maybe I’ll feel differently in a few years but just ready to get my degree in May and move on with my life
there are several people on the app I psychologically read as adolescent but there are also a lot of people who are clearly 10-15 years older than me
this was my impression too
Damn
rip my career
i held a presentation night recently and one presentation was a grad student asking her grad student friends if they wanted to drop out of grad school and the overwhelmingly said yes
many such cases
see, I reinvented psychology from first principles, so I need to get my doctorate finally after failing before so I can have credentials for the kind of insane crackpot I am,
Oh
LOL
Damn
bro is freud jr
heck
at least on this server, other observations:
- longtext skews a fair bit older than the general population
- livetext skews MUCH younger, it's scary how many minors are there
- live voice is about the dynamic vati noticed
Impressive
Live voice is where I lay
it occasionally psyches me out how many obvious kids are on livetext but I guess that's the town of salem recruitment pipeline
And get mistaken for a 25 year old
yeah it's kinda par for the course
So goddamn true
You don't even play livetext you can't say this 😭
bro thinks he's part of the team
he is a tos recruit
Look
run livetext bmr :^)
I don’t like people my own age in general
But maybe
many such extremely online teenagers
nerdguy come with
(I was once an extremely online teenager)
no I just woke up and am mainlining energy drinks and cannot solve coherently yet
Damn it’s been nearly 300 years /j
you dont need to solve, it's bmr and the evil team is gonna get 20 kills by n3 anyway
And my phone has been 1% for an hour
sounds like it can take another hour
see I agree to play bmr with you and axo because I expect either of you to run it competently
Either 20 kills by N3 or D9 and only like four people are dead
No in between clearly
it's past midnight over here and thats not stopping me
I have concert spam
ty argues with axo about pacifist for 2 hours
and by then vati will be awake1!
narrator: they almost completely agree on everything about it
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