Game 4: Celtics @ Mavericks - June 14, 2024 (84-122)

[potent jasper]

I knew we would lay an egg but damn, this like a got damn ostrich sized egg

[sharp bear]

Celtics sold this game

[quaint gorge]

!pat

[pulsar otter]

Some people just have to live in utter misery

[split cave]

Celtics in 5

[honest smelt]

Translate

[agile basalt]

[split cave]

I turned off the game

[surreal reef]

Pull the starters lmfao

[scenic oar]

Celtics in 5 still

[dim jasper]

Especially with the pres of the NBA he wants to add 2 more teams to the league tf is this MLS stop being a money grabber league and play ball

[dense violet]

Guess tonight was just the Mavs night

[split cave]

I was about to destroy my couch

[fair oriole]

A T. rex egg more like

[night stream]

It’s the finals. People get emotional. Not a hard concept.

[urban cedar]

mavs in 7 if we dont score 70 bro

[storm spire]

White and Horford playing good while Brown and Tatum haven’t changed

[edgy flame]

Guys if you can cook a pizza in 17 minutes you can come back down 33 in 17 minutes

[surreal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/hockey-only-game-bryzgalov-anahe-gif-8306971

[dense violet]

Ugh gonna have to force myself to stay awake to watch a game 5

[sage abyss]

They've actually made us look worst than them in any of the games they lost. Horrible preformance.

[final pike]

If we lose this series I will never ever ever watch the Celtics or an NBA game ever again

[night stream]

The pizza is burnt.

[surreal reef]

White has been awful

[final pike]

I will gladly switch to the MLB

[quaint gorge]

[fair oriole]

Jokic type beat

[sharp bear]

People complaining about officiating. The refs have nothing to do with the celtics effort

[limber kite]

White missed all his FG’s essentially

[queen marsh]

they're coaching golf on nbc sports boston - they couldn't have chosen a better antidepressant for this shit

[kindred cedar]

DO YOU FEEL LIKE CRYING RIGHT NOW

1️⃣ YES

2️⃣ YES

Poll by eastrep8 · Jun 15, 2024, 2:22 AM

[white ruin]

Being mad at their favorite team being down 30 in the nba finals is living in misery ok

[storm spire]

Just now he made a 3 pointer and would’ve made another if not for a pass deflection

[white ruin]

Whatever you say boss!

[surreal reef]

2/9 and no defence

[pulsar otter]

BP, you’ll sob and piss yourself if we were down by 1. Grow up fella.

[hardy sundial]

daniel gafford and dante exum linsanity game btw

[surreal reef]

This is the worst white game

[forest sorrel]

I am crying run

[white ruin]

I see the agendas

[night stream]

No it’s annoyance. Like damn we play like this when it’s time to cross the finish line?

[forest sorrel]

R

[dry sigil]

And jrue pretty bad

[pulsar otter]

Please do

[storm spire]

Brown and Holiday just turned it over while White seemingly was about to start feeling it

[coarse sleet]

I ain't even upset. Shit happens

[odd lantern]

Everyone is playing trash

It happens

[surreal reef]

We have played with no force

[gilded lodge]

Y’all think we got this???

[coarse sleet]

People acting like it's game 7

[sage abyss]

facts its horribly dissapointing.

[hardy sundial]

yeah... you telling me JT JB DW AND JH will be off for two games ina row

[versed ginkgo]

Imagine if we win tonight tho

[daring yacht]

Not over yet

[weary quartz]

stop

[sharp bear]

Lets go celtics

[kindred cedar]

Are we cooked?

1️⃣ It’s Joever

2️⃣ Nah We are so Barrack

Poll by toenailguru · Jun 15, 2024, 2:24 AM

[white ruin]

Nah it just stinks seeing them down 30

[edgy flame]

You think we have it bad now but you must remember we are not the ones down 3-0

[sage abyss]

we built a superteam and we're still dogshit

[lusty swallow]

💯

[dry sigil]

Can't wait flr the kp wwe entrance on monday

[sharp bear]

Lets go celtics

[daring yacht]

Let’s go Celtics

[storm spire]

If they ALL start playing like they’re getting paid millions yea

[daring yacht]

Let’s go Celtics

[potent jasper]

Exactly, it's like they checked out of this game by the end of the first quarter

[gilded lodge]

this game is OVER

[dry sigil]

Let's go celts

[coarse sleet]

Oh for sure. You can be annoyed but going full doomer is stupid

[gloomy oriole]

If we lose can we at least lose by less than 25?

[daring yacht]

Let’s go Celtics

[surreal reef]

30 is basically impossible to come back

[queen marsh]

let's go c's

[edgy flame]

*not

[gilded lodge]

dsud ejoz/

says who?

[amber galleon]

lolll

[gilded lodge]

mavs went

[green pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-money-spongebob-gif-8454828

[gilded lodge]

30-0

[surreal reef]

I dount starters stay in

[white ruin]

Luka’s clamping rn

[gilded lodge]

in the 4th quarter vs okc

before

[surreal reef]

Math

[spare dawn]

Haven’t had a good quarter on offense since the 3rd in the last game

[sharp bear]

No lead is safe.

[cursive juniper]

Jordan Walsh will score 40 in the last quarter

[gilded lodge]

and celtics just give up

lol

[white ruin]

Media should’ve said nothing about Luka’s defense

[sage abyss]

BRO HOW DO WE KEEP TURNING THE BALL OVER

I DONT UNDERSTAND

[white ruin]

Now he’s trying

[gilded lodge]

bro

[sage abyss]

WHATS WRONG W THE BALL

[gilded lodge]

we keep turning this shit over

[fair oriole]

Adam Silver is mr Krabs

[kindred cedar]

INFLATE GATE???

1️⃣ ye

2️⃣ no

Poll by eastrep8 · Jun 15, 2024, 2:25 AM

[surreal reef]

Jrue disaster game

[fair oriole]

Fuck Tom Brady

[agile basalt]

Don’t let brisset start cooking in the 4th 🤫🤫

[dull crystal]

everyone disaster game

[white ruin]

Outside of his camera he cooks nothing

[potent jasper]

Jrue 3

[sage abyss]

this is disaterous for my mental rn

[weary quartz]

Givin all opportunity for the bad narratives and having bad habits turn, and giving THIS MUCH of confidence to Mavs is the worst side

[amber galleon]

whole team to blame

[gilded lodge]

i need

someone to have a historic

[fair oriole]

They all look like poop

[gilded lodge]

4th quarter

[potent jasper]

Lmao same

[ivory urchin]

We’re exhausted from catching straight w’s, we’ll get them soon

[sage abyss]

yeah they could win the next game coming off this

[past geyser]

Jrue turnover after turnover

[dull crystal]

they just can't miss

[dark torrent]

Whats the biggest loss theres been in a finals game? I feel like we might end up close to it

[edgy flame]

Fuck it’s over

[indigo gulch]

What an embarrassment

[sage abyss]

jordan won by like 40 idk if thatss the biggest tho

[winter lava]

PULL THE STARTERS

[dull crystal]

been over

[night stream]

Game. Pull them.

[urban cedar]

its only a 36 point game... atleast its not 38!

[final pike]

white flag

[amber galleon]

goood night

[final pike]

wave the god damn white flag

[woeful goblet]

36….

[sharp bear]

Are u on a delay?

[sage abyss]

JIEBFU(HWEFUIOHEIOFPHNegiwohopigef\

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[green pilot]

this is why I hate lively, he does shit like this

[sage abyss]

mY DUCINGIOGBENWIOFGBN

[dull crystal]

they just don't care at this point

[urban cedar]

idk

[mighty sage]

How tf are we losing the ball so much?

[agile basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/sackboy-sack-boy-lbp-disgust-disgusted-gif-6277982375938882529

[vestal bronze]

the comeback starts now

[glacial frost]

Just leave

[edgy flame]

Not even 28-3 is gonna work here unfortunately 😭

[cursive juniper]

For Marcus ☘️💚🐐🐐

[urban cedar]

a comeback isnt mathematically impossible i think

[next tartan]

Put Jordan Walsh in

[dim jasper]

See yall at game 5

[final pike]

Joe mazzulla better go into the locker room and threaten to kill everyone on the team

[lime orchid]

This is embarrassing

[sharp bear]

I think it's 40+

[potent jasper]

We'll see these mfers in Boston

[final pike]

If they don’t win game 5

[white ruin]

Mod language

[urban cedar]

Wtf

[gilded lodge]

Celtics in 4

[willow flower]

Are y’all even trying rn bro

[bleak stirrup]

Dw guys we got them right where we want them

[ionic belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-21345302

[noble blade]

I had to turn off the game.

[surreal reef]

Guys arent trying lmfao

[mighty sage]

Nah, fuck that, just shoot someone

[vestal bronze]

the bartenders are all doing shots here lol

[cursive juniper]

Yall didn’t even try in the Play-In

[storm spire]

Ok well this games officially OVER boys

[edgy flame]

Were you trying down 50 at half?

[sharp bear]

Nvm I'm bad math 😄

[sage abyss]

it actually hurts to watch

[lime orchid]

They better win game 5

[sage abyss]

im disgusted rn

[fresh fable]

LOL

[urban cedar]

Guys I don't think we're winning this one don't ban me 😟

[willow flower]

Klay wasn’t trying

[vestal bronze]

i don't do shots tbh or else i'd join em

[fair oriole]

Fuck you papa John’s

[surreal reef]

Im gunna put 2k on ez lmfao see yall monday

[potent jasper]

https://youtu.be/jrQpGeszrmA?si=FhwEyqp7TIsxLJL_

[storm spire]

Time to turn off the game and do something productive

[shadow hemlock]

🌽

[sly notch]

This game is NOT on the refs, but now that the Mavs are up 30 can they please call it fair??

[noble blade]

Time to turn on the PS55

[weary quartz]

Acting like this is just a regular L and not gonna also affect next game is crazy. Mental game is crazy

[quaint gorge]

Why are you throwing strays at us lmao

[gilded lodge]

Celtics in 4

[cursive juniper]

Letting off steam with a 126-500 BOS win over Dallas on play now

[noble blade]

How you think they coming tomorrow

[gilded lodge]

Lakers in 8

[lime orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/coach-slapping-angry-football-gif-19141438

[white ruin]

Let me be petty

[edgy flame]

https://youtu.be/ViE41BFfFXg?si=XnOowZ97bTBVy7aI

[fair oriole]

😭

[urban cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/twirl-twist-crocodile-alligator-flip-gif-13816071

[gilded lodge]

and we gave up

[sage abyss]

https://youtu.be/l5MHD5q7UzI?si=4cwn2W1_GKsrz8IR

[swift wyvern]

Missing Person Report: Kristaps Porzingis

Date: June 14, 2024
Missing Individual: Kristaps Porzingis, Boston Celtics
Description:
Height: 7'3"
Weight: Enough to vanish during critical moments
Last Seen: Game 7, NBA Finals, near the bench or three-point line (it’s unclear)
Details:
Porzingis, the Celtics' 7'3" "Unicorn," has mysteriously disappeared during the Finals. Despite being a key player, his presence on the court has been minimal, leading fans to wonder if he’s hiding under the court or mistaking skyscrapers for teammates.
Contact:
Boston Celtics – in desperate need of a visible power forward.
Note:
Porzingis is an essential player, but sometimes, even the tallest seem to disappear when it matters most.

[final pike]

This is the worst game I have seen in my life

[dull crystal]

lol you know it's bad when svi is in the game in the 3rd quarter

[swift wyvern]

JRUE WHAT HAPPENED TO UR BALL HANDLING

[shadow hemlock]

celtics gave up

[drifting halo]

lets just forget about this game

[final pike]

a close out game to sweep

[amber galleon]

yall act like this is game 7 lmao

[final pike]

AND WERE DOWN 40

LIKE WAKE THE FUCK UP

[fair oriole]

This game never happened

[alpine vapor]

imagine mavs come back from 3-0

[fresh fable]

If this was game 7 this server should be deleted

[bleak stirrup]

Think it’s a little too late for that

[sage abyss]

Biggest finals lost EVER is 42 pts

[dull crystal]

yes

[white ruin]

Can we at least get this down to 20

[grizzled ivy]

Me rn: (I wanna jump off a bridge)

[edgy flame]

Putting out our bench is not giving up it’s just smart bc our starters aren’t doing good

[regal parrot]

how the FUCK are we down 48 points

[fair oriole]

Don’t joke like that bro

[white ruin]

What was the series

[dark torrent]

Coming back from Dallas 3-1 would always be a good result, but losing by whats probably gonna be like 50 is alot different

[sharp bear]

Shame it's 3 days off. Gotta listen to media hating the celtics all weekend

[urban cedar]

i need a lobotomy

[cursive juniper]

We might not break 75 this game 😭

[final pike]

If that happens I will never watch basketball ever again

[sage abyss]

bulls jazz

[gilded lodge]

Celtics in 5

[winter lava]

OK guys just keep doing that one play with Hauser over and over again

[final pike]

no form of basketball

[quaint gorge]

The bench winning us the finals would be something else

[vestal bronze]

stuck ball!

[dense violet]

Damn g league unit in

[dull crystal]

people are like " i would rather win at home" just close the fucking series out. buncha clowns in here

[sage abyss]

how tf have they scored 92 in 3 quarters

im gonna cry bro

[queen marsh]

for anybody that's worried - everything went right for dallas today. this was not a game where dallas was wondering how they're down 3-0 like it was for boston versus the heat last year. this was a game where dallas was adamant about not getting swept.

[ivory urchin]

Hey at least this isn’t a 140-88 warriors vs Celtics blowout

[cursive juniper]

Oshae Brissett legacy game

[vestal bronze]

okay here's how the bruins can still win the cup

[final pike]

I will also burn everything I have that’s Celtics themed

[gilded lodge]

If they steal game 5 in Boston nobody knows tbh.. but we are winning at home easily

[green pilot]

36 is unacceptable, wtf

[potent jasper]

I hope they get cocky after this

[sharp bear]

Down to 30

Lol

[edgy flame]

Ok but being completely realistic its not over if pp and hauser hit theees

[gilded lodge]

if

[quaint gorge]

!HAUSER3

[gilded lodge]

if we cut the lead to 20

[pulsar otter]

Hauser can’t miss lmfao

[gilded lodge]

put the starters in

[sage abyss]

If they win game 5 ppl are gonna clown our championship so hard

[dense violet]

Better cut it to 19

10

[fair oriole]

I’m turning my tv off

[sage abyss]

!tatum

[potent jasper]

Sam Hauser is cooking

[fair oriole]

Night fellas

[dull crystal]

bro this was not an all time playoff performance by the mavs. this was an all time collapse by us

[gilded lodge]

he does this when we are edown 30

[quaint gorge]

SRG LETS GOOOO

[vestal bronze]

32 points, doable

[forest sorrel]

I already did

[sharp bear]

The rebounding is wild

[willow flower]

Guys yall winning in 5

[gloomy oriole]

Bench game?

[amber galleon]

If this was game 7 I'd quit

[orchid harbor]

real

[lusty yarrow]

🤔🤔🤔

[dark torrent]

Reminds me of the warriors game we pulled our starters

[lusty yarrow]

Two day break is painful though

[sage abyss]

LMAO the accouncers rlly said "so what do you guys wanna talk about"

[white ruin]

Yeah I’m firing up the PS5 this some bullshit

[green pilot]

dont put that kyrie juju magic here

[lusty yarrow]

Have to marinate in this

[edgy flame]

I mean it could be worse

[dark torrent]

If we come out like this on Monday, then we panic lol

[pine glade]

22 point game guys

And 4th

[quiet fable]

32

[glad perch]

This is some embarrassing nonsense my god

[pine glade]

Maybe we can comeback?

[sage abyss]

yeah but the warriors still played decent

[white ruin]

I’ll start getting antsy if we lose game 5 rn I’m not sweating it

[quiet fable]

It's 32

[glad perch]

Flush it down tne drain and move on

[weary quartz]

Apart from injury, nothing worse than this possible

[dense violet]

Kyrie curse might be broken

[grizzled ivy]

You mean 32?

[white ruin]

Doesn’t make this loss any less embarrassing

[pine glade]

Oh

[glad perch]

Pathetic showing tonight

[pine glade]

Sorry sir

[edgy flame]

Down 33 is much worse imo

[fresh fable]

There goes the parlay

Jp

[lusty yarrow]

Lively hitting a corner 3 should’ve been a sign to me we weren’t winning today

[fervent rain]

So what do you guys want to talk about lmao

[quiet fable]

Atleast we ain't down 40

[glad perch]

One thing to lose it's another to just give up

[carmine oriole]

Lock in for game 5

[edgy flame]

For now we are safe

[dull crystal]

we came out flat and let the lead get to double digits. and then didn't do anything to get us back in it. we looked like a bunch of lazy fucks and didn't want to do anything

[potent jasper]

Hauser hit back to back 3's I think

[fresh fable]

Who tf made this yo 😭😂

[dark torrent]

We are such a good team, but we have the worse bad shooting nights

[urban cedar]

why does sam hauser have more points than 4 of our starters

[lusty yarrow]

At least “we are the champions” get to be played in game 5.

[carmine oriole]

Scott foster masterclass forsure tonight

[potent jasper]

This was a mentality loss

[fervent rain]

That was good!

[split prawn]

IM HERE TO DOOM WITH YOU GUYS

[glad perch]

Beyond embarrassing. End this on Monday.

[weary quartz]

So we getting Zarba or Brothers on Monday?

[surreal reef]

We just threw after we got rattled by the reffs

[lusty yarrow]

The time between game 3 and today felt like a week

[edgy flame]

I mean who says we can’t sweep in 5. Basically the same thing

[covert sedge]

probs zarba

[lusty yarrow]

It’s gonna feel like a month now lol

[covert sedge]

we had brothers game 2 i think

[sage abyss]

Yk what to dicipline the boys none of them get FMVP. Ill give it to brad stevens.

[south tiger]

MAJOR FIGHT AT TD GARDEN

[potent jasper]

This shit could go to 7 and I'm still betting on the celtics

[fervent rain]

Brothers us there tonight I think on the replays

[lusty yarrow]

Huh

[urban cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825898827022073876/1145935781542764565/fastmanwithaxesgoingsuperhaywire-1.gif

[limpid slate]

So this a rest game huh

Damn

[lusty yarrow]

Is this an announcement or a rally

[weary quartz]

Also to Mavs...

[quaint gorge]

You got the worldstar footage?

[old lava]

broooo

[jolly prawn]

What is happening to us rn

[split prawn]

Post it on announcement

[south tiger]

It’ll def be over Twitter

[surreal reef]

32 points worst lead in basketball

[potent jasper]

Lmao I saw that

[split prawn]

Someone @ me it if you find it

[jolly prawn]

Can Kristaps maybe make a difference 4th per

[dull crystal]

LMAOOO. DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO?

[storm spire]

Just a reminder that Joe Mazzulla sat Sam Hauser after he made a 3 pointer in the second quarter

The same guy who made 10 in one game

[glacial frost]

Wait hear me out

[glad perch]

Said all along they just needed to take 1 of 2 in Dallas and they did just that

[glacial frost]

Remember when kyrie said he will bring us a ring

And earlier after game 2 he said he’s coming back for game 5

[fervent rain]

I love your username

[dark torrent]

Yeah I always said that too, just painful playing like this, on tongiht of all nights

[lusty yarrow]

So what do we fix for next game

[glacial frost]

It’s gonna happen

[sage abyss]

I gotta see this fight

[fresh fable]

Mentality

[glacial frost]

We gotta stop letting Luka get switched into horford

And emphasis on rebounding

[fervent rain]

Horford was doing so well on him before tonight

[limber kite]

We suck tonight, we got it next game!!!

[sudden gull]

def not a sweep

[dull crystal]

we need to make an effort

[remote flame]

we good next game

[dull crystal]

we didn't play with any intensity

[glad perch]

Effort. Tonight was just an embarrassing lack of effort.

[lusty yarrow]

If it makes anyone feel better, the warriors gave up a 49 point quarter in game 4 with a chance to win the chip

[quaint gorge]

!HAUSER4

[amber galleon]

Delete this game plzzzzzzzzz

[fresh fable]

We should be giving 100% every game 😦

[weary quartz]

We don't care if Luka scores 50 on Al. Just don't let Exum puts threes and they get EVERY missed shots back

[feral imp]

😭

[amber galleon]

We have 60 TOTAL

[dark torrent]

They scored half our total points in 1 Q though haha

[surreal reef]

Hard to get fired up for game 4 up 3-0

[glacial frost]

Emphasis on rebounding is key to our win

[edgy flame]

Soooo. How the fuck do they hit every single shot

[frozen torrent]

Variance

[scenic oar]

I switched to the Mariners. We'll win Game 5, though! I have no doubt!

[dull mango]

Time for a Pritchard masterpiece

[lusty yarrow]

I just don’t like having to wait 2 days lol

[shy pagoda]

Celtics gonna come back

[lusty yarrow]

If we were gonna play like this I wish they played like this in game 3 and not today lol

[fresh fable]

It’s ok bro we can let it go

But I mean there’s always a chance

[weary quartz]

actually just %37 from 3. But when you get the ball after every miss, probably okay

[surreal reef]

Im going to go to the gay bar tomorrow and lose my mind all is well cs in 5

[dark torrent]

The starters gotta let this sink in, the embarrasment of sitting in a close out championship game, and come back fighting Monday

[lusty yarrow]

Can’t be Celtics in 5 w/o a loss

[quick crag]

Shitty, but winning at home is going to feel good.

[quaint gorge]

Man none of these shots at the rim are falling for us

[weary quartz]

They actually gonna lose by 50

[quiet fable]

It's been that kind of night

[ionic belfry]

WATCH WE FINNA GET THEIR ASS BACK GAME 5

[sharp bear]

Looks like magnetic rims

[gilded lodge]

Celtics in 4

[sage abyss]

Now hardaway is getting hot

[quiet fable]

Should I go to boston for the Monday game? So tempted lol

[glad perch]

60 points through 3 quarters is the mark of a Team that didn't show up. Is what it is

Time to fire up the PS5 and forget about this one 👋

[fair oriole]

They legit can’t miss wtf

[spare dawn]

They’re about to lose by 50

[alpine vapor]

celtics in 5

[limber kite]

Our weakest point is our CENTER. I wish and wish we had him back 😩😩😩

[frozen torrent]

Yeah it always rolls the wrong way. Threes are going in and out.

[ionic violet]

ps5 been got shit off it’s bed time

[twilit vale]

What is everyone's predictions

[quaint gorge]

https://x.com/DickLipe/status/1801806744659607888

[haughty kite]

https://fxtwitter.com/DickLipe/status/1801806744659607888

[frozen torrent]

I'll probs get stuff done today.

Plus Elden Ring new save file for the DLC

[lusty yarrow]

Let’s go (this doesn’t mean anything if we’re being real but idc I wanna feel better)

[sudden gull]

either celtics in 5 or 6 i dont think mavs in 7 that wud be impossible

[trail glacier]

Time to bounce back Monday

[final pike]

This is a jinx

[trail glacier]

Effort tonight wasn’t great

[twilit vale]

this

[craggy crypt]

COME ON CELTICS

[limber kite]

Never been done before

[final pike]

they’re gonna be 5-2 because of that post

[feral imp]

WE SHALL WIN AT HOME

RAGHHH

[storm spire]

Let mavs be happy today they smiles will be gone Monday at approximately 11:04 PM

[craggy crypt]

WE NEED TO WIN THIS!

[lusty yarrow]

Gonna assume NBAc is celebrating rn

[gloomy oriole]

How did Svi’s shot miss, it was literally in the hoop

[dusky bluff]

well

[storm spire]

Can someone PLEASE tell Joe Mazzulla to trust Hauser

[feral imp]

ong 😭

[weary quartz]

If this was just Mavs whole game leading 10-15, showing toughness etc. it would be very normal. But this is something else, actullay concerning

[lusty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/period-point-blank-done-fin-end-gif-17349435

[feral imp]

REAL

[craggy crypt]

GUYS! GIVE THEM FAITH!! WE CAN TURN IT AROUND!!!!!

[dusky bluff]

😐

[lusty yarrow]

I’m not gonna look at NBAc for the next 2 days😤😤😤

[dusky bluff]

we’re done like 40

[gloomy oriole]

Also doesn’t help that Mavs hit every single shot

[haughty gull]

Series? Yes

[dusky bluff]

Tim Hardaway decides he wants to make his shots

[cosmic canopy]

This team is so hard yo watch in general

[storm spire]

Mavs gonna remember what TD Garden does to an opponent

[craggy crypt]

CELTICS!! FIRE IT UP!

[austere tulip]

Real

[glad perch]

Dallas has sat the starters

[craggy crypt]

ENERGY SEND THEM ENGERY!!!!!!!

COME ON PEOPLE

[slate crescent]

The fuck

[quiet fable]

I fully expect to win this series. If we lose the series, it's time to break up brown and tatum. Losing the series would be horrific. That said it gonna happen

[glad perch]

Bench warmers for both sides here on out, sheesh

[lusty garnet]

Honestly thj getting a shit ton of looks could be really bad if he can shoot himself into a rhythm

[main patio]

IT WAS FATE TO LOSE THIS SO WE CAN CLOSE IT OUT AT HOME

[dusky bluff]

as long as hauser and pp get there playing time im happy

[weary quartz]

Until the 4th they were just shooting around %30 from three wasn't crazy shots actually. It was just OREBs they were gettng after EVERY miss and Cs showing nothing on defense

[slate crescent]

Yeah they need discord nerd energy, that’s why they’re losing

[pulsar otter]

It’s so statistically unlikely lmao

[dull crystal]

no videos of the td garden fight

[orchid rapids]

Tbh I wanted to loose this game

[lusty swallow]

Seen this team answer the bell tome after time this season to act like they still NOT that team.

[twilit vale]

i feel like losing the finals would be a nightmare

[haughty gull]

They’re gonna win banner 18 in front of a home crowd on Monday

[twilit vale]

it wont be fun to watch the afterseason

[quiet fable]

Agreed.

[feral imp]

[gilded lodge]

FUCKING HELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCCCCCCCCKKKKK

[twilit vale]

this but why cant they just pull it off tonight

[dusky bluff]

yes but momentum tho ..

[weary quartz]

If we lose from 3-0 basically close the organization

[regal parrot]

media gonna go crazy after this game tonight .

[gilded lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/reee-pepe-frog-angry-angery-gif-18421495

[lusty yarrow]

We get these vibes on Monday idc

[craggy crypt]

...hey now. YOU ARE HERE TOO! sooo 🤓

[tired quarry]

terrible game

[vestal bronze]

this dude is trying to muscle into my space at this bar...jokes on him, i walk a german shepherd multiple tines a day. now he's thanking waitstaff and keeping his own space

[urban cedar]

42 points in 7 minutes. easy.

[orchid rapids]

I just want them to win at home

[quiet fable]

Lol they making everything

[sage abyss]

Guys Tatum has the LOWEST fg % in NBA FINALS history. HOW THE FUCK DO WE DEFEND THIS. (35.4%)

[slate crescent]

Yeah but I don’t think “sending my energy” is a thing

[tired quarry]

but they will win at home

[slate crescent]

Every time I’ve seen that shit the team loses

[lusty swallow]

Monday will be our blow out, close out game

[dull crystal]

I would probably agree. if we can choke a 3-0 lead, then yes we fucking need to start over

[dusky bluff]

im personally not even close to Boston so It doesn’t matter to me but I feel u

[sudden gull]

they not missing lol

[craggy crypt]

BUT FORSAKING THE LAKER'S TIE!!!

come on

[odd lantern]

What’s our worst loss ever in playoffs?

[sudden gull]

all players are hot rn

[lusty garnet]

Lol we gonna lose by 50

[orchid rapids]

I live 7 mins away from td garden

[dense violet]

It's Joever

[orchid rapids]

lol

[shadow hemlock]

Walsh and Queta coming in

[dusky bluff]

Lucky

[frozen torrent]

So the way to beat these Celtics is still the same. Uncharacteristically hot shooting night.

[dull crystal]

45 points

[gilded lodge]

Guys what the fuck is happeneing

[cosmic canopy]

Tim hardaway Jr hitting 4 threes is ridiculous

[odd lantern]

We keep falling further behind

[quaint gorge]

Nothing is rolling in around the rim holy shit

[craggy crypt]

We need to break the Tie. celtics BREAK THE DAMN TIE ALREADY ! win it ALLLLLL

[split prawn]

TIM HARDAWAY JR IS THE GREATEST GARBAGE TIME PLAYER IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

[dusky bluff]

Have fun

[haughty gull]

Next game still starts 0-0

[weary quartz]

Mavs, Finals 4th game, 2024

[odd lantern]

Dirk about to sub in

[dull crystal]

this is dallas' super bowl

[orchid rapids]

Im def going to the parade

[gilded lodge]

Real shit

[odd lantern]

What’s our worst regular season loss

[white portal]

Bro

[lusty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/bingo-same-good-thumbs-up-correct-gif-14370851

[dusky bluff]

get lit for me ☘️🔥

[urban cedar]

45 points in 5 minutes

[sudden gull]

celtics down 50 right now

[craggy crypt]

WHO DO WE WANT TO WIN?!

[lusty yarrow]

So what we gonna do to kill time while waiting for game 5

[urban cedar]

come on guys its not over

not over until the clock says its over

[dusky bluff]

Complain about game 4

[sage abyss]

BRO THEY CANT MISS

[weary quartz]

5 THREES FROM THJ

[white portal]

What about to get 60 balled this is embarrassing af

[fresh fable]

Took the words right out my mouth

[alpine vapor]

almost down 60

[quaint gorge]

WALSH MINUTES

[craggy crypt]

C.E.L.T.I.C.S LET'S GO!

[orchid rapids]

Dawg their 6 mins left in 4th

[dense violet]

It's joever

[sage abyss]

We're about to have the biggest lost in finals history jesus fuck

[gilded lodge]

I bet 10k on Tatum to score 10 points or more

[median sky]

Mavs fans think their team is sweet now 🤡🤡🤡

[fervent rain]

This is tough

[forest sorrel]

Cry

[weary quartz]

We even giving THJ confidence

[potent jasper]

Take a shot every time Dirk says "take it to Boston"

[urban cedar]

BAN THIS DOOMER

[pulsar otter]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[odd lantern]

4th string is in

[quick crag]

I love the optimism, but they're up over 40 in the last 5 minutes lol

[haughty gull]

I mean I’m down to see PP start raining down 15 threes this quarter but that would be something

[craggy crypt]

come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn BUDDIES!!

[dusky bluff]

let em cook

[serene needle]

today we obviously lose because we want it at home

[dull crystal]

guys I urge you to stay off fucking twitter. it's going to be a joke and not worth talking to the trolls on mavs twitter

[coarse sleet]

Game 5 is gonna be fun, seeing the team come out pissed

[sage abyss]

i can't believe we're gonna have the worst lost in NBA history. this is ridiculous.

[dense violet]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-pierce-basketball-disappointed-smh-gif-8478938

[urban cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ohno-oh-no-monkey-gif-5945399001751016794

[stiff needle]

Safe to say Dallas covered the spread

[lusty swallow]

They can win by 100 it’s one win and we’re back home Monday to finish the job

[cosmic canopy]

Jordan Walsh about to hit 15 back to back 3s

[craggy crypt]

what if we lose at home?

[coarse sleet]

It's all meaningless stats tonight, it's fine

[craggy crypt]

HUH?!

[dusky bluff]

You should be ashamed. We’re getting blown out dude

Typa coaching

[fresh fable]

Guys it’s all part of the plan it’s to boost their confidence and then they get too cocky

[lusty swallow]

Especially with Lively saying they figured us out 😂😂

[lusty yarrow]

On a scale of 1-10 how concerned for game 5?

[haughty gull]

This loss won’t matter when they’re raising banner 18

[fresh fable]

( I hope)

[sharp bear]

I did call a blowout. Before the game

[delicate sluice]

0

[coarse sleet]

2/10

[lusty swallow]

Zero

[coarse sleet]

[sharp bear]

Didn't know it would be this bad

[quiet fable]

Atleast we have a 2 day break. Allow al to be a little more fresh

[craggy crypt]

BANNER 18 LET'S FUCKING GOO!

[storm spire]

Luka Doncic has made 1 of his last 15 three point attempts

1

Out of 15

And he STILL scored 25+ both times

[stiff needle]

We still
Win this series

[split prawn]

I’m on the Stefan Diggs shit right now gang we overcoming this ❤️

[coarse sleet]

Why the fuck would I get stressed after 1 bad game?

[stiff needle]

No team is beating our team four games in a row…none

[coarse sleet]

Annoyed yeah. But not stressed

[dull crystal]

just not in favor of the team you expected

[lusty yarrow]

Yh but have to sit in this loss for 2 days

[hushed lily]

we're up 3-0. it'd be different if it was game 7

[lusty swallow]

Talk to them please

[fresh fable]

Is this the first time we lost to mavs at all this season ?

[lusty yarrow]

Waiting for game 4 felt like a week lol

[ionic belfry]

pitchard

3

[sharp bear]

Hey we within 40

[gilded lodge]

Nvm tatum scored 15, I gained back 26k

[lusty yarrow]

First time since 2022 lmao

[quiet fable]

We losing by fucking 40 wtf

[craggy crypt]

yall i have an idea

[fresh fable]

Aight

[quiet fable]

Fucking 40 in the finals

[craggy crypt]

WHO WANTS TO MAKE A SERVER BET

[sage abyss]

its just embarrasing

[coarse sleet]

Hey not the biggest blowout, we take that

[orchid rapids]

Kyries bout to go 1-13

[weary quartz]

"The Chicago Bulls, led by Michael Jordan, held the Utah Jazz to 30% (21-70) shooting from the field, including 11.1% (1-9) from 3-point range, and forced 26 turnovers in a 42-point win"

We have the best now

[dusky bluff]

ngl it would be mean to sweep in the finals, especially on their court

[fair oriole]

I bet 1 billion dollars the mavs lose game 5

[dull crystal]

dereck Lively is so annoying dude

[jolly prawn]

Largest lead in a finals game in at least 50 years

That is crazy

[craggy crypt]

i meant for next game!

[sharp bear]

Record differential in a finals game is 42. Can we break the record?

[willow flower]

https://x.com/30gotnext/status/1801799843326906511?s=46&t=xhXf7ET-ofG5HyB4RE9HrA

[haughty kite]

https://fxtwitter.com/30gotnext/status/1801799843326906511

[quiet fable]

Fucking 42 in the finals is not good.

[lusty swallow]

Same way Thunder avoided the sweep same thing with Dallas - WE ARE THE BETTER TEAM 💯

[lusty yarrow]

Alright gn

[orchid rapids]

Bro just wanna go home and build his next Lego set

[fresh fable]

Good night bro

[craggy crypt]

MAKE THE BANNER 18!!!!! RAISE IT UP

[fair oriole]

That is next game fym

[gloomy oriole]

Hey, finally Queta minutes

[slate crescent]

The 39-point margin of victory was the largest ever in an NBA championship-clinching game, breaking the old record of 33, also set by the Celtics over the Lakers in Game Five of the 1965 NBA Finals, 129–96. better be aiming for this kinda shit monday

[coarse sleet]

The refs weren't good at all, but they aren't why the team shit on the court

[haughty gull]

About to break the total number of titles record anyway so why not one more too lol

[coarse sleet]

Anyway. It happens.

[lusty swallow]

The fact some of y’all think this is sustainable for Dallas is wild 😂😂😂

[coarse sleet]

Absolute facts.

[gloomy oriole]

Can we open up general now

[coarse sleet]

They arwn't shooting like this on monday

[final pike]

This is beyond a fluke

[slate crescent]

sure, it likely isnt. but you cant see tonights game and think its acceptable to get smashed like this

[glacial frost]

The offense is not sustainable. But our defensive rotation gotta be better

[haughty gull]

Gonna beat Dallas by 50 on Monday

[swift wyvern]

I JUST SAW ANOTHER YOTUBE POLL. CELTICS IN 5 IS 11% AND MAVS IN 7 IS 89%

[split prawn]

as a professional doomer I speak for every doomer when I say that we won’t doom unless we lose game 5

[glacial frost]

Rebound especially

[weary quartz]

Cs playing CTE is somewhat sustainable tho

[gloomy oriole]

Off of one game? Delusional

[tardy garden]

celtics bounce back big time in game 5. gonna make it rain 3s

[final pike]

this is literally the worst game I’ve seen in my life

[potent jasper]

This is fair

[swift wyvern]

i know

[final pike]

And it’s not even close

[fair oriole]

Why do we still allow people to join this server rn

[swift wyvern]

This loss sucks but its not over

[storm spire]

Coming into this series, I was worried about Gafford and Washington going off. I was relieved when the played bad. Now they have that spark.

[craggy crypt]

FACTS!!

[swift wyvern]

everyone has bad games

[fair oriole]

Mavs fans keep joining to talk shit

[swift wyvern]

even the lakers

[potent jasper]

I think they're gonna be pissed during game 5

[craggy crypt]

LET"S GO CELTICS!!!!!!!!!!

[swift wyvern]

well more than one

[coarse sleet]

Yeah it's a disaster. But it's a game, team was bound to have it eventually

[next tartan]

close this thread!!

[hollow trellis]

this game is their superbowl

[lusty swallow]

They haven’t done it all season long so no I don’t share that opinion

[craggy crypt]

raise the banner 18!!!!!

[fair oriole]

Nah Fr

[glacial frost]

Kudos to luka tho. He was active on defense

[coarse sleet]

Mavs are doing their parade right now after 1 home game win

[proud shore]

why arent jt and jb playing

[glacial frost]

We couldn’t attack him that well

[proud shore]

their starters are out

its our chance

[gloomy oriole]

Where was this Mavs offense the first 3 games

[pulsar otter]

They can hang that banner

[gloomy oriole]

I’m just so confused

[stiff needle]

They are acting like they won won…they know a ring is off the table

[next tartan]

most of the trolls joining are heat and sixer fans

[craggy crypt]

They sucked tonight

[proud shore]

i mean everybody sucked

in the celtics

[lusty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/celtics-basketball-celticsbasketball-larry-bird-gif-13570531158338441057

[hollow trellis]

it happens

[gilded lodge]

When celtics get their 18th win

[final pike]

celtics offseason checklist:
fire the entire coaching staff
tatum pay cut
trade payton pritchard
dump al horford’s salary

[stiff needle]

This is what happens when you don’t give tacko fall enough time to reach his potential

[feral imp]

mhm

[frail cedar]

trooooo

[gilded lodge]

Shut

Up

[sudden merlin]

ALLL GOOOD CLOSE IT OUT IN THE HOME TOWN

[final pike]

I’m kidding bro

Celtics offseason checklist (REAL):

[alpine vapor]

celtics are obviously intentionally throwing because they only want to win at home

[craggy crypt]

i would go to a party if they won ngl

[final pike]

nothing

[steady locust]

I'M 4-0

[graceful scroll]

Celtics are poverty 🤣

[hushed lily]

they're literally in the finals, remind me when the last time the sixers could say the same?

[quaint gorge]

Yeah we suck

[craggy crypt]

cough hater cough

[quaint gorge]

Can't even make it past the second round

[hollow trellis]

embiid sitting in the analyst desk lol

[ionic belfry]

bro got eliminated in the first round by the knicks

[split prawn]

I swear this guy was chill a few days ago

Wtf happened

[lusty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-bitch-carlos-reginald-king-for-real-the-story-of-reality-tv-hi-girls-hi-ladies-gif-21510774

[split prawn]

We lose a game and he starts to troll

[quaint gorge]

Hey we got to 80

[craggy crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-stop-gif-15995092

[hollow trellis]

should just ban those trolls

[gilded lodge]

Troll gtfo

[glacial frost]

Awful coaching gonna have a field day with us

[split prawn]

Game 5 win would be so awesome

[gilded lodge]

All ya trolls were crying when celtics won 3 against you I don't wanna hear any more shit from ya trolls lmao

[quiet fable]

Atleast we ain't losing by 40 anymore

[dull crystal]

pp cooking

[craggy crypt]

Kyrie is gonna get cussed out on game 5

[dull crystal]

MAKE IT PAST THE SECOND ROUND I BEG YOU. YOU FUCKING TROLL

[quiet fable]

It's alright we got this

Fuckkk

[quaint gorge]

Game 4: Celtics @ Mavericks - June 14, 2024 (84-122)

[dense violet]

Damn fat fucking L

[lusty swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/boston-celtics-go-celtics-celtics-win-gif-14637946358866846957

[dense violet]

L

L