Game 3: Celtics @ Mavericks - June 12, 2024 (106-99)

[prime abyss]

Nice

[worn plinth]

SUCCESSFUL BABY

[next oasis]

I FEED ON MAVS FANS TEARS

[brittle zenith]

EE TAKE ALL THAT L CHALLENGE SHIT BACK🗣🗣🗣

[prime abyss]

Smart move

[hollow inlet]

Anyone else would be at least suspended a game but not Luka

[frail galleon]

nice okay

[willow cape]

If we get hauser and PP and go small that’s how we can get the extra minutes

[hearty tiger]

Google ads so cheesy

[dense remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/957785747694448700.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[glass furnace]

Boston will win

[brittle zenith]

Why would we want s
To go small on the pp

[balmy abyss]

do we dare try brissy?

[frail galleon]

if you don't want to be banned, perhaps don't post this

[next oasis]

Not yet

[obsidian path]

nooooooo😭

[limber kiln]

https://x.com/petemrogers/status/1801061440867971568

[ember plover]

https://fxtwitter.com/petemrogers/status/1801061440867971568

[frail galleon]

that was fast

[sacred orbit]

no need to

this is working

[brittle zenith]

I alr got that shit but why would yall want to

[candid yew]

corny ass animation

[formal salmon]

can we put Jordan Walsh in the game

[sacred orbit]

I think that they can play better

[shy flower]

patrickfm muted israelsupporter87 for 10 minutes. Reason: chill out

[formal salmon]

and springer

[sacred orbit]

but ok

[hollow inlet]

My shit still on commercial

[formal salmon]

ok we cooking 🙂

[serene loom]

for his last trick Luka will pull a disappearing act on defense

[hearty tiger]

They love the mavs players

[pine wren]

LETS GO CELTICS

[uneven arch]

LOL DONCIC

[sacred orbit]

ah that was close

[hollow inlet]

I’m like a whole minute behind

[formal salmon]

pat seems to not support Israel 💀

[limber kiln]

!TILLMAN

[hollow inlet]

Maybe more

[limber kiln]

HELL YEAH

[sacred orbit]

GREAT D BY TILLMAN

LETS GO

[light relic]

thats a flagrant on gafford

[uneven arch]

TATUM WTF BRO

[light relic]

wrd

[idle wedge]

Nice job Tillman

[jagged summit]

I was playing basketball 3v3 until the kid I was guarding went up and tried to commit a layup on me, but he failed miserably cuz I used my body to tank his hit on my body, but I tanked so hard that the man got pumped midair and slammed onto the ground and I got a tech for it

[worn plinth]

TILMAN DEFENSE

[hearty tiger]

Good review

[worn plinth]

LOCK UP

[hollow inlet]

Yay won the challenge

[hearty tiger]

Is this pasta

[brittle zenith]

I thought I was behind 😭

[sacred orbit]

what

[karmic sinew]

yeah me too, im seeing these comments way before the play ever happens. so frustrating

[sacred orbit]

lmaooo

[shy radish]

Lmfao

[twilit saffron]

What a weak foul

[hearty tiger]

Yeah same

[worn plinth]

Bro you are in 2023

[crisp ferry]

oh that's a moving screen

[brittle zenith]

I'll see yall in half

[hollow inlet]

🤣

[outer warren]

is that TILLMAN playing

[candid yew]

doncic out, time to ball

[idle wedge]

Tillman saw he was on Kyrie and got a foul

[balmy abyss]

thats a flagrant, horse collar

[formal salmon]

Flagrant 1 ahh action

[outer warren]

when did he get to thr celtics

[hearty tiger]

Doncic still whining

[next oasis]

Refs got mad their precious baby Luka got blocked and took it out on X

[hollow inlet]

Yea very annoying

[oak frost]

Fuck

[spark crown]

23-8 run from Boston

Anyone wanna mention that or do you guys only care when we are down?

[sacred orbit]

TILLMAN

[oak frost]

Tillman

[frail galleon]

TILLMAN IS BACK??

[balmy abyss]

weird o foul

[shy radish]

Wtf refs are TWEAKING rn nba really wants a seven game series

[idle wedge]

TILLMAN D

[hollow inlet]

January 2023

[hearty tiger]

Tillman oy

[pliant nest]

Lol I feel like they've let worse moving screens go throughout the playoffs

[crisp ferry]

!tillman

[sacred orbit]

damn,we cant score

thats a problem

[glass furnace]

I HATE KYRIE

[candid yew]

where tf tillman standing bro

[oak frost]

D

[hollow anchor]

WTF

[hearty tiger]

!tillman2

[glass furnace]

KYRIE BAD

[tight grove]

TATUMMMMMM

[plain plover]

Stay focussed lads

[uneven arch]

I am fine with this but Tatum can't get going

[glass furnace]

JAYSON GOATTTTT

[crisp ferry]

JAYSON

[hearty tiger]

We only have one Tillman meme

[frail galleon]

he's just happy to be here tbh

[crisp ferry]

AAAAAA

[shell pier]

BANGGGGG

[limber kiln]

#suggestions

[balmy abyss]

jt answers kyrie!

[plain plover]

Scares me that Kyrie has turned up lol

[shell pier]

TATUMMMMM

[hearty tiger]

!tatum

[limber kiln]

!TATUM8

[formal salmon]

yo what

[sacred orbit]

lets fucking go

[formal salmon]

hat moving screen

[candid yew]

JT

[worn plinth]

JT

[idle wedge]

TATUMMMM

[worn plinth]

YOOO

[plain plover]

But so has JT!

[shell pier]

Booom

[worn plinth]

WAY DOWN

[frail galleon]

taaatummm

[formal salmon]

is this actually real

[jagged summit]

JARETT ALLEN AHHH CUT

[glass furnace]

!Tatum8

[jagged summit]

DR.J AHH CUT

[sacred orbit]

gafford shut the fuck up

[shy radish]

SPLASH

[uneven arch]

NICE JT

[formal salmon]

TATUM FOR 3

[clever python]

JT

[crisp ferry]

oh jayson going the fuck off

[shy radish]

!tatum

[honest tapir]

I’m sorry Tatum I wasn’t familiar with your game

[frail galleon]

NICE

[glass furnace]

I LOVE JT!!!

[sacred orbit]

what a move

[candid yew]

JT DONT GIVE A FUCK BOUT THIS SHIT

[frail galleon]

!TATUM

[uneven arch]

gafford wtf

[formal salmon]

GODDAMN GAFFORD

[worn plinth]

THE TATUM GAME

[jagged summit]

JT is playing full potential rn

[wild vector]

yikes tillman

[frail galleon]

MOST POINTS SCORED IN THE FINALS

THIS GAME!!!

[shy radish]

OHHHH

[uneven arch]

YESSIR TATUM

[formal salmon]

what did jt do

[shy radish]

OH TATUM

[pine wren]

LETS GO CELTICS

[outer warren]

dang

[formal salmon]

TATUM

[faint knoll]

Love that JT woke up this game

[plain plover]

Great save tillman

[idle wedge]

NICE REBOUND TILLMAN

[snow hill]

augh so close

[uneven arch]

lol pj washington

[sacred orbit]

yeah,that was a bad shot

[uneven arch]

nice rebound tillman

[twilit saffron]

we gotta take advantage rn go up big at the half

[frail galleon]

I believe in tillman bc it's funny

[formal salmon]

Why did tatum heat check that

[balmy abyss]

shot clock

[uneven arch]

idk

[formal salmon]

fair

[sacred orbit]

thats what Im worried about

[worn plinth]

Next order of business: get the lead up to 10

[honest crypt]

Cuz kyrie was on him

[sacred orbit]

we cant go on a run

[honest crypt]

That’s the most Tatum shot ever

[frail galleon]

watch as the doomers come in for the second half

[pine wren]

Fuck

[honest crypt]

Ofc he’s gonna take that

[candid yew]

tillman sitting at the top of the key ready to pass the ball with 3 seconds on the clock type beat

[hollow inlet]

Damn bro

[crisp ferry]

hold up why kyrie playing good

[candid yew]

bruh

[snow hill]

eugh

[faint knoll]

No Boston Crowd

[idle holly]

I'll take Kyrie having a game if it means JT is back on

[sacred orbit]

because he isnt playing at the garden

[pine wren]

Fuck u kyrie

[jagged summit]

We can’t lock him up somehow

[sacred orbit]

jb this isnt it

[frail galleon]

witches curse lifted, he remembered how to pick up a basketball, etc

[pine wren]

Bruh

[plain plover]

Come on JB, we need you and JT

[pine wren]

Come on celtics

[uneven arch]

irving wtf bruh

[pine wren]

What happened

[crisp ferry]

HE HAS WHAT

[sacred orbit]

get the rebound man

[formal salmon]

give bro help

[outer warren]

caab😭😭

[idle wedge]

Kyrie wow

[uneven arch]

jaylen brown wtf

[plain plover]

Kyrie is hot

[worn plinth]

it's okay.

[next oasis]

FUCK OFF KYRIE

[frail galleon]

NICE

[sacred orbit]

SAM

[snow hill]

there we go

[candid yew]

YES

[frail galleon]

!HAUSER

[worn plinth]

SAM

YES

[idle wedge]

HAUSER DOES IT BETTER

[candid yew]

HAUSER SHUT EM DOWN

[worn plinth]

BABY

[frail galleon]

!hauser2

[pine wren]

SAM

[frail galleon]

thats better

[uneven arch]

kyrie oh my gosh dude

[jagged summit]

HAUSER

HOWITZERRRR

[uneven arch]

hauser cooking

[hollow inlet]

Jb not doing shit tonight

[oak frost]

Sammy boy

[crisp ferry]

JRUE THE HUSTLE

[faint knoll]

This is where not having KP hurts us

[formal salmon]

Doncic could pull out a full ass nuke and still not get a tech

[frail galleon]

awkward

[brittle zenith]

Bad game

[jagged summit]

JRUE

[limber kiln]

!JRUE

[frail galleon]

NICE

[oak frost]

Fr. We need a night where Tatum and brown go off lol. Sam helping

[sacred orbit]

JRUE

[hearty tiger]

Fuck Kyrie

[jagged summit]

W

[frail galleon]

!Jrue2

[candid yew]

jrue

[plain plover]

Holiday!

[worn plinth]

UNREAL HUSTLE

[hollow inlet]

Fuck you mahomes why tf you here

[candid yew]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[idle wedge]

WOAH WHAT A POSSESSION

[snow hill]

sheeeesh

[worn plinth]

WHAT A POSSESSION

WHAAAA

WOW

[plain plover]

That was insane to watch lmao

[hollow inlet]

Now we gotta see his stupid face all game

[frail galleon]

RUN IT BACK

[light relic]

thats bullshit

[crisp ferry]

🥹🥹🥹

[uneven arch]

LET'S GO HOLIDAY

[honest tapir]

Holiday FMVP if we win

[plain plover]

This is gona be a stressful af game lol

[twilit saffron]

damn it Kyrie is hot

[frail galleon]

Holiday deserves it but he's not gonna get it

[uneven arch]

media timeout?

[brittle zenith]

We calling everyone who does good for one play mvp now😭

[idle wedge]

This one is gonna go back and fourth a lot I reckon

[hearty tiger]

That was wild

4 orebs

[formal salmon]

tatum already has the same amount of points as g2

[jagged storm]

Again, they missing out calls on our offensive end!

[twilit saffron]

need a big 3rd again

[gloomy tartan]

Mahomes in the house hahaha

[honest tapir]

One play? Hes been good the entire series bozo

[jagged storm]

That should've been and 1 for JRUEEEEE

[wet grove]

That was crazy

[frail galleon]

these people need a new marketing team tbh

[gloomy tartan]

You seen mahomes lmao

[jagged summit]

Ima go for now yall

Bai

[faint knoll]

loved that last offensive play that is what our offense should look like every possession

[plain plover]

Hopefully slows them down when Luka gets gassed in Q4

[honest tapir]

You’re doing tricks on it rn

[crisp ferry]

they might need Orlando's

[gloomy tartan]

[ornate marten]

yo are the refs deadass rn?

[brittle zenith]

They can't stop the glaze even on nba

[idle wedge]

Damn Fancy v Spicy ketchup. What a matchup

[formal salmon]

What’s going on with Kyrie damn

[jagged storm]

Our 6-8 is stepping up tonight

[faint knoll]

put the Mavs D in a blender and eventually trust our guys to get it figured out

[shell pier]

Need JB to step up

[jagged storm]

I'm pretty impressed with X thus far

[oak frost]

Kyrie decided to show up. But.. so didn't Tatum lol

[willow cape]

Let’s fucking go!

[rustic plinth]

mavs getting the down 0-2 whistle

[frail galleon]

free wataburger for a year......

ok......

[hollow inlet]

If only jb decided to show up tonight

[sharp swift]

luka's kinda sagging off jb

[next oasis]

Another bad take in the game chat

[fading dagger]

fuck mahomes

[round trail]

Those Tillman /Pritchard minutes might’ve just lost y’all the game

[willow cape]

JB will deliver

[formal salmon]

Free mid food for a year..

[jagged storm]

That's what i'm saying, last play should've been and 1

[pine wren]

JB needa to show up

[oak frost]

Yea.. uh.. no

[grizzled oar]

Fr

[outer warren]

someone said "tatum can u have my kids" 😭😭

[prime abyss]

Great time for cable to f up

[formal salmon]

Whataburger gave me an allergic reaction

[frail galleon]

real, their fries are ok tho

[wintry mulch]

Ain’t even half time yet

[sacred orbit]

isnt mahomes supposed to be a celtics fan?

[formal salmon]

What type of beef they gave me

[idle wedge]

Did you do a typo in your comment

[sacred orbit]

or am I missing something?

[balmy abyss]

down 0-2 whistle or marc davis vs celtics whistle?

[formal salmon]

I like five guys better

[formal salmon]

There’s still more than half the game to go

[next oasis]

Why not both

[ornate marten]

Tatum got HACKED like a mf

[round trail]

Doesn’t have to be. Any stretch can lose you the game. Porgy absence being felt

[brittle zenith]

I said it once, I'll say it again, get the refs pockets checked, and Lukas bank withdrawals too

[frail galleon]

"come on yall lets get lively" is pretty good i can't lie

[willow cape]

People shit on foster but he has a tight whistle

[gloomy tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/kansas-city-chiefs-patrick-mahomes-chiefs-brush-off-touchdown-chiefs-gif-24279193

[jagged storm]

That last drive would've been called And-1 if it was LUKA

[willow cape]

This hacking should not happen

[formal salmon]

You like five guys if each guy is named tatum, tatum, tatum, tatum, and tatum

[upper shell]

Celtics not getting calls tonight

[wintry mulch]

And if we win the game?

[valid epoch]

Just remember no matter what Happens we aren’t Nets fan 🙏

[oak frost]

We need more from white

[gloomy tartan]

I want mahomes to see how nice Tatum is

[formal salmon]

nah uncross that, all 5 guys are named tatum

[round trail]

What about it?

[pine wren]

More so from JB

[oak frost]

Why not both lol

[shell pier]

Ffs

[pine wren]

Fuck off

[formal salmon]

Kyrie a straight hooper man

He plays street ball in the nba

[plain plover]

If Kyrie and Luka are both gonna be hot, we need JB to get hot as well

[pine wren]

Why can't we guard kyrie

[sacred orbit]

ok,on the positive side,luka and kyrie cant miss and its still a 3 point game

[brittle zenith]

Kylie alr got his pts,gonna be ass next q

[shell pier]

Mannn

Bruh

[sacred orbit]

jt no

just no

[shell pier]

BANGGGGGG

[brittle zenith]

That's what I'm saying💀

[shell pier]

ALLLLLLLLL

[faint knoll]

Kyrie is a good player the fact we made him look like shit the past two games is frankly a heroic performance

[shell pier]

BANGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[frail galleon]

bc he thinks the earth is flat. how do you even guard someone who exists beyond the laws of physics

[formal salmon]

JT no

Just no

[shell pier]

AL FUCKING HORFORD

[limber kiln]

!HORFORD3

[sacred orbit]

huge shot

[shell pier]

BANGGG

[uncut timber]

Gonna have to cool off one of them

[worn plinth]

HORFORD YOU BIG MOTHERFUCKER

[idle wedge]

ALFRED

[sacred orbit]

indeed

[frail galleon]

WTF

[uneven arch]

tatum had a great start but now he's just chucking them up

[frail galleon]

WHAT WAS THAT

[formal oracle]

I swear to god Luka doncic is so fucking shit at defense

[sacred orbit]

we cant grab a lead

[pine wren]

Celtics tie the game please before the 3rd

[oak frost]

Noone said he was good 🙂

[honest tapir]

JOEL HORFORD REYNOSO

[frail galleon]

Tbh we're doing better than I thought we would

[obsidian path]

Back

[candid yew]

damn it

[twilit saffron]

Brown has done absolutely nothing tonight on offense😭

[brittle zenith]

JB w defense ngl

[hearty tiger]

Keep going

[formal salmon]

Dammit

[uncut timber]

Dallas immediately answers and retakes the lead

[formal salmon]

Kyrie flop

[uncut timber]

This is gonna be a close finish

[faint knoll]

Someone did the math on games two and 3 and without KPs minutes those games the Mavs and Cs score about the same amount of points

[formal oracle]

I know but Jesus Christ this man is shit, I was just surprised at how bad he was. Like I knew he wasn't anything special before this series, but its just ridiculous watching him these last 3 games

[uncut timber]

4th quarter is gonna be crazy

[sacred orbit]

nice fastbreak

[candid yew]

YES

[worn plinth]

jt

JT

[formal salmon]

yo what happened

[pine wren]

JT

[formal salmon]

update me i was praying

JT

[frail galleon]

what

[formal salmon]

JT YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER

JT

[frail galleon]

telling celtics to quiet down?

[oak frost]

Jy

[tepid relic]

lol what?

[shell pier]

BEAUTIFUL

[oak frost]

Jt

[sacred orbit]

they didnt get the ball in properly

[worn plinth]

LOL

[brittle zenith]

JTTTTTR

[sacred orbit]

isnt that a violation?\

[balmy abyss]

we need more steals

[frail galleon]

im lost

[formal salmon]

LOOOOOOLLLLLLL

[frail galleon]

LOL

[wispy lintel]

we got this we got this we got this

[sacred orbit]

if we miss another rebound man

Im going to insane

[upper shell]

Kinda done with Lively

[frail galleon]

real

[sacred orbit]

no one was in the paint to defend

[formal salmon]

I’m done with Lively man

[rustic plinth]

bdl

[obsidian path]

THEY KEEP GETTING HORFORD ON LUKA

HOW

[balmy abyss]

needed foul though

[worn plinth]

I am happy with how things have turned out so far. was always going to be a dog fight. and we are doing quite well.

[sacred orbit]

by switching

[wispy lintel]

Yo chat do i play GP or talon in ARAM

[formal salmon]

yea but lukas a t5 player

and when horfor plays t5 players

[pine wren]

Fuck

[sacred orbit]

cant miss those rebounds when on a dogfight though

[formal salmon]

he feels like locking them down

Tatum misses the three for the half

[rustic plinth]

down 1 at half, great response

[formal salmon]

cn pp sub in

pp sub in for a buzzer pls

[tepid relic]

Nice job Tatum

[formal oracle]

Yup

[twilit saffron]

bruh JT go for a 2 man

[worn plinth]

very good half for Boston.

[formal salmon]

JT man….

[gloomy tartan]

Mahomes needs to sit the fuck down 😂

[dawn swallow]

For real

[glass furnace]

Dallas Just Up By 1

[formal salmon]

50-51 we’re choking

[snow hill]

plenty of game on a close one

[limber kiln]

Wow the mavs played an amazing half and their up 1

[faint knoll]

look after how shit much of the First Quarter was being only down one is an amazing place to be right now

[frail galleon]

DID KYRIE JUST KISS THE REF

[light relic]

tatum carrying rn

[fading dagger]

mavs stadium aesthetic reeks of cuban

[uneven arch]

tatum bruh😢

[twilit saffron]

JT’s shot selection is not good man, even tho he’s playing better

[plain plover]

Ours 3s are very hot and cold. Over all good half, its gonna be a stressful one

[frail galleon]

AM I LOSING IT

[deep creek]

its joever

[sacred orbit]

indeed

[dawn swallow]

Lol waaat

[brittle zenith]

This shit isn't bad ngl, only down 1 and we playing ass

[willow cape]

Will gladly take it

[sacred orbit]

those last threes were pretty difficult to make

[faint knoll]

I trust Joe to get everyone's head on straight at the half

[willow cape]

Hey we good

[frail galleon]

He patted him on his backside and made a kissing motion on the side of his face

[shell pier]

Good half

[brittle zenith]

BRO KYRIE BRIBING THE REFS CHECK THE POCKETS

[jagged storm]

We playing like a Game 7, Joe has been amazing with his rotation and specially the early challenege

[uncut timber]

Going into the half down by 1

[crisp ferry]

Helà 🍀🌿🍃

[worn plinth]

in such games, always try to weigh how well we are coming back from adversity. we are 50-51 after trailing 12-25

[twilit saffron]

like the one in the corner was horrendous, close but still

[uncut timber]

Not bad at alllll

[jagged storm]

Let's build on that in the second half

[scarlet hazel]

rip pop smoke though

[glass furnace]

WTH KYRIE

[willow cape]

We hunt them we will win

[balmy abyss]

mavs shooting %?

[oak frost]

Both teams shooting 33% from deep

[fleet blade]

jaylen brown has 6 points and its a 1 pt game

[jagged storm]

Actual W

[sharp swift]

man these tatum 3s

[oak frost]

Mass have a better inside scoring

[uncut timber]

But gonna need a big 3rd quarter

[willow cape]

We can win with that

[glossy orchid]

These whistles are SUS 😳

[long hedge]

Tatum is so back

[frail galleon]

BRUH ICE CREAM PAINT JOB GUY?????

[sharp swift]

we need jb bad

[mortal jungle]

Ok, down by 1 at the half. I'll take that, but let's get better in the 2nd half.

[frail galleon]

THAT SONG SLAPS

[brittle zenith]

Fr, Kyrie alr got his shots in so he's gonna be ass next halg

[oak frost]

We need more from the rest of the starters tbh

[rustic plinth]

if tatum keeps this up and gets to 40 and celtics win, he gets finals mvp

[sacred orbit]

damn,that missed rebound on their last play really hurt

anyways

[frail galleon]

CREAM ON THE INSIDE CLEAN ON THE OUTSIDE

[dawn silo]

D white needs to turn up

[willow cape]

Tatum 3/8 from three - ppl acting like he’s 1/8

[sacred orbit]

he's already taken 8 threes?

jeez

[frail galleon]

ICE CREAM PAINT JOB

[prime abyss]

Derek and JB need to hit some shots

[willow cape]

Yeah we get d white or JB we good

[fading dagger]

isn't tatum alr at 17

[worn plinth]

https://x.com/KBrancaleone/status/1801014769001844841

[ember plover]

https://fxtwitter.com/KBrancaleone/status/1801014769001844841

[willow cape]

Need it for spacing

[shell pier]

Need JB to really step up here

[shell pier]

20

[dawn silo]

20

[hollow inlet]

If we win this game I’ll give everyone here one trillion dollars

[oak frost]

Need everyone to step it up except Tatum and howitzer lol

[fading dagger]

shit yea tatum showing up

[willow cape]

He’s delivered all playoffs long he will be there

[fading dagger]

what's the problem

[dawn swallow]

Its just the early shot clock no ball movement contested ones id like him to chill on

[idle wedge]

He didn’t get 50 in the half

[brittle zenith]

3 tjings to take away

1. We can comeback any time
2. We playing ass and we still only down 1
3. Kp is out and we still only out 1

[next oasis]

Praying that we get more foul calls in our favor next half

[frail galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-wayne-weezy-dance-groovy-party-gif-5179077

[willow cape]

Fair

[fading dagger]

fair

[shell pier]

That Lively in bound violation no call was wild asf

[formal salmon]

Refs are fucking celtics over this aint fair

[shell pier]

Ofc it was Marc Davis 😂

[warm mica]

yup

[frail galleon]

who should i curse for the second half

[hollow inlet]

Luka cried his way out of it

[serene loom]

no celtics halftime live tonight on NBCSB?

[willow cape]

We lock down on D - we have this

[limber kiln]

https://x.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1801066353924739400

[ember plover]

https://fxtwitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1801066353924739400

[willow cape]

We are scoring

[limber kiln]

Prime Mazzulla ball

[oak frost]

Nba probably wants this to go at least 5 yo

[copper thicket]

G

[uncut timber]

Issue now is with the game being close you're squarely in Luka hits a game winner territory

You do not want that

[formal salmon]

😭

[serene loom]

no halftime report on NBCSB?

[frail galleon]

SAY WHAT WE DOING

[celest musk]

It’s a new game

[sacred orbit]

we've shot 27 threes

[serene loom]

they normally start by now

[formal salmon]

Blowing Mavs out of the game

Fuck them

[next oasis]

We get good looks

[plain plover]

I like to think we can build a bit of a lead when he starts to get gassed in the 4th

[pine wren]

Derrick needs to step up

[formal salmon]

[frail galleon]

i'm rapping along to dorrough lmao

[celest musk]

Celtics get hotter and hotter

[formal salmon]

Oh I didnt know lmao

[next oasis]

Bring Hauser and Tillman back in

[glad steppe]

Not a bad first half. I doubt Kyrie and Luca keep up the shooting they had in the 1st

[oak frost]

My man pg13

[frail galleon]

CREAM on the inside CLEAN on the outside

[fading dagger]

i think we just need to get them in transition more. kristap blocks would have been nice

[oak frost]

Celtics gonna turn uppppp

[frail galleon]

this song corny...

alright im making my anti kyrie talisman

[civic fox]

we locked in

[hollow inlet]

Why tf they got pg there now

[plain plover]

Everyone always says this, but I hope you are right.

[hollow anchor]

LETS GO

[formal salmon]

Luka is going to wear out

[frail galleon]

every bit helps

[formal salmon]

Luka gonna shit himself

Taking a honeybun and Miller Lite break rn

Tatum please

[prime abyss]

Tillman getting the Non-Luka minutes

[oak frost]

Give tingus pingus a shot and let's roll

[frail galleon]

you're giving me a yeast infection

[willow cape]

JB wakes up and we good

[frail galleon]

soooo much sugar

[willow cape]

White let’s go!

[formal salmon]

Like Wiest

[frail galleon]

i need more power for the anti kyrie talisman

[vernal island]

Al horford gonna go crazy in the 3rd

[dawn swallow]

anti kyrie talisman

[formal salmon]

If we lose today:
North Korea yelling fuck - "Tatum what are you doing??? This coaching staff needs to get fired!!"

If we win:
North Korea yelling fat fuck cherrypicks clip from the 1Q - "This is textbok excellent defense by Tatum and the Celtics. Generational defense. Showing of hands, moving the feet."

[fading dagger]

i need more tatum gyat shots

[frail galleon]

im desperate

[formal salmon]

It’s about time for the Buffalo to rise up

[formal salmon]

SAME

[oak frost]

Kornet gonna hit a game winning 3

[formal salmon]

I want more Tatum ass shots

Not the shots by missing but I wanna see

[frail galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-weast-gif-13411644

[formal salmon]

Im not gonna finish it

Buffalo was 1-7 in the first. They saying the Buffalo can’t hit his shots

[fading dagger]

is anyone on the kevin hart broadcast

[formal salmon]

They saying you’re washed Buffalo

[frail galleon]

that literally sounds like purgatory

[formal salmon]

They saying you can’t bring us back Buffalo

[next oasis]

A lot of shots went in and out

[ornate marten]

BRADY JERSEY JUST RETIRED WE WINNING YESSIRRRR

[torpid cedar]

Winning by 12 tonight

[formal salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/yourefired-yourfired-spongebobfired-spongebob-patrick-gif-18350896

[hearty tiger]

I’m getting such advertising fatigue

[fathom shadow]

https://x.com/stoolgreenie/status/1801066213826842636?s=46&t=giL8bmN-fgREoV-fPIvWbg

[ember plover]

https://fxtwitter.com/stoolgreenie/status/1801066213826842636

[hearty tiger]

Never using State Farm for anything

[frail galleon]

i can't be fired i have to be the anti kyrie talisman :(

it's a full time job

[fading dagger]

brady aura outshines mahomes even thousands of miles away - my goat will never go

[jagged summit]

Ok yall im back

[hearty tiger]

Humiliate Kyrie

[idle wedge]

Nobody noticed you went

[next oasis]

Halftime over?

[idle wedge]

Not yet

[next oasis]

Oh

[willow cape]

I feel good folks

[jagged summit]

Nobody will notice Tillman ever scoring again 😔

[untold oracle]

Lets fucking go

[frail galleon]

i'm supposed to be playing stardew valley

this is much better

[formal salmon]

Damn Pat why you gotta do him like that

[willow cape]

White JB holiday will come thru

Tatum is here - waiting for them

Hauser is here

[frail galleon]

yeah but no we need to talk about whereever brown is

[willow cape]

And big Al is getting the grill going

[jagged summit]

Hey you, you lucky guy, find a man that is a diehard or fan of the Celtics that doesn’t despise Kyrie, I bet you 1 penny

[next oasis]

Pritchard needs to get more shots falling

[frail galleon]

bc it's not in dallas

[formal salmon]

Bet

[willow cape]

Did he shoot any?

[jagged summit]

This game is in Dallas

[formal salmon]

HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU CELTICS FAN DOESN’T LIKE KYRIE

[next oasis]

Like twice

[frail galleon]

that's what i'm saying. his head isn't in it

[formal salmon]

I want that damn penny.

[fading dagger]

i think porzingis is coming back game 4 if we lose tn. i just saw the woj statement about kristaps maybe being out for the series and i think that's only if boston goes up 3-0 tn and don't need him. whether we get game 3 of 4, it's still a commanding lead

[dawn swallow]

just remember guys if we lose we get more celtics basketball

[hollow anchor]

Meee

[willow cape]

Lol he needs buzzer beaters

[formal salmon]

@jagged summit you owe me a damn penny

[jagged summit]

I said that doesn’t despise Kyrie

Or hate

Not doesn’t like

[willow cape]

We should give him shot clock buzzer beaters

[worn plinth]

Jayson Tatum 20 points away from passing Bill Russell on the Celtics all-time postseason scoring list 🍀

[warm mica]

i don't care about kyrie anymore

[formal salmon]

@hollow anchor do you despise Kyrie?

[frail galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/restraint-no-restraint-hold-me-back-gif-13416230

[jagged summit]

Or hate

[fading dagger]

what's the gap between russel and everyone else on the rebounds list

[hollow anchor]

I'm more of a " you're with me or you're against me" kinda guy

Fuck Kyrie

[zinc hollow]

Boston

Celtics

[formal salmon]

Dammit

[oak frost]

Crazy lol. He's like 25

[jagged summit]

Indeed yes

[warm mica]

its cool kyries doing good

[hollow anchor]

So yes

I despise him

[warm mica]

but at the same time I don't care

[idle wedge]

Luka dressed like a coach right now

[worn plinth]

all nba or just Celtics?

[warm mica]

coach doncic

[formal salmon]

Coach doncic

[jagged summit]

Ronaldo coaching moment (But Luka)

[next oasis]

Player-Coach?

[hollow anchor]

?avatar @formal salmon

[honest gulch]

pirate9518

Server Avatar

[willow cape]

Tatum gotta get the others going now

[formal salmon]

Suuuuuuuuuuu

[next oasis]

You guys think we’ll see Kornet minutes here?

[hollow anchor]

Ye

[idle wedge]

@hollow anchor why do you keep spamming that guys profile picture constantly. It’s weird

[jagged summit]

Yea

[hollow anchor]

We already saw Tillman

[fading dagger]

zingy jr

[hollow anchor]

I have a thing for repetition

[idle wedge]

Do it in #bot then

[dawn swallow]

nah tillman doin ok he lets us keep defending 1v1

[light relic]

LETS GO JTTTT AND COMPANY

[willow cape]

Feels like there going X over Korn

[formal salmon]

Dont encourage him

[hollow anchor]

LOL

[hybrid sundial]

LETS GO MR RUFFLES MAN

[pine wren]

LETS GO CELTICS LETS GO

[hollow anchor]

@idle wedge I love you.

[hybrid sundial]

Stunt on them haters mr ruffles man

[next oasis]

We back?

[jagged summit]

Let’s make World B Flat believe that the world is a sphere again

[formal salmon]

We are back

[frail galleon]

can i get a time plz

[worn plinth]

here we go

[frail galleon]

i have 11:50

[hybrid sundial]

*oblate spheroid

[prime abyss]

Doris and JJ look awkward together

[limber kiln]

!JAYLEN

[worn plinth]

JB

YES

[zinc hollow]

Who knows about the money side of the nba

[formal salmon]

Did they?

[worn plinth]

GOT THE LEAD BACK

[light relic]

doris wants the d

[formal salmon]

JAYBEE

[jagged summit]

KB

JB*

[zinc hollow]

Are we gonna be able to afford this team next year?

[plain plover]

No bad Q3 please 🙏

[dawn swallow]

I feel somehow attacked but support this

[jagged summit]

Jay Bee is crazy

[pine wren]

For a second lol

[willow cape]

Here he comes....

[hearty tiger]

I just want Tatum to score 40 to shut up the critics

[prime abyss]

11:30

[frail galleon]

if we could pay the supermax we should be fine

[worn plinth]

JRUE

YES

[hearty tiger]

We know he’s capable

[brittle zenith]

Bro said Jay🐝

[jagged summit]

JRUE HOLIDAY 🎄

[pine wren]

LETS GO CELTICS

[formal salmon]

Hey, I like that nickname, we should call him JayBee

[brittle zenith]

JRUE

[plain plover]

There must be so many lead changes this game

[jagged summit]

GAFFORD dunked

[worn plinth]

JT

[balmy abyss]

damn this might be who has the ball last wins

[worn plinth]

Trading buckets

[hollow anchor]

JT

[frail galleon]

OKAY JAYLEN I SEE YOU

[jagged summit]

Ok ig

[idle wedge]

This is gonna be so close throughout

[hearty tiger]

Jaylen holiday

[jagged summit]

JT

[wispy lintel]

great paaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss

[uneven arch]

kyrie pushed jt

[prime abyss]

Backdoor

[jagged summit]

Jayson Howitzer

[balmy abyss]

we need a stop

[hearty tiger]

Great pass

[twilit saffron]

Luka really just another Embiid

[light relic]

thats not a foul. fucker jumped into derrick

[formal salmon]

Late ass whistle

[pine wren]

Luka flop

[plain plover]

That is 99% of fouls in the nba

[floral saddle]

…

[balmy abyss]

that was obvious though

[hollow inlet]

Lmao

Can we get a stop

[formal salmon]

JB

[frail galleon]

NICE

[idle wedge]

Nice JB

[hollow inlet]

Late ass whistle

[formal salmon]

nvm

[worn plinth]

JB WOOF

[frail galleon]

stats wise we're not bad

[brittle zenith]

W namw

Name*

[pine wren]

Get a stop pls

[sacred orbit]

we cant stop kyrie man

come on

[frail galleon]

NOOOO MY TALISMAN

[oak frost]

Jb

[jagged summit]

It back to back

[uneven arch]

nice jh

[pine wren]

OMGGG

[limber kiln]

!JRUE

[sacred orbit]

JRUESKI

[idle wedge]

JRU3

[worn plinth]

JRUE YES

[faint knoll]

Offense Good
Defense MIA

[worn plinth]

OH WOW

[jagged summit]

JRUETHHHH

[sacred orbit]

get the ball man

nice

[frail galleon]

NICE

[pine wren]

YES

[hollow inlet]

Defense is non existent

[jagged summit]

JTTTT

[formal salmon]

HOLIDAY BANG

[sour flame]

Y’all saw what Woj said

[clever python]

JRUEEE

[limber kiln]

!TATUM3

[faint knoll]

Holiday on time as always

[plain plover]

Cheely double team on Kyrie

[oak frost]

What

[crisp ferry]

okay damn

[limber kiln]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[frail galleon]

NICE

[idle wedge]

TSTUMMMM

[sacred orbit]

AND THATS THE SHOT TO TAKE

[worn plinth]

jt

[frail galleon]

TATUM

[candid yew]

TATUM

[formal salmon]

JTTTTTTTT

[worn plinth]

JT

JT

[formal salmon]

TATUM

[worn plinth]

YESSSS

OMGGGG

[formal salmon]

OMGGGGGG

[frail galleon]

!tatum3

[worn plinth]

6-6 THIS QUARTER

[dawn swallow]

BOYS

[crisp ferry]

why is Tatum's jumpshot so FUCKING SMOOOTH

[formal salmon]

!tatum1

[dawn swallow]

WINNING

[sour flame]

#announcements

[formal salmon]

!tatum2

[formal salmon]

BANGG

TATUM BANG

[upper shell]

Tatum is tatuming

[jagged summit]

FIRST TIME WE DONT DO COMPLETE ASS IN THIRD QUARTER

[formal salmon]

TAYSON JAYTUM

[idle wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jayson-tatum-boston-celtics-basketball-nba-gif-25980437

[formal salmon]

fr

[willow cape]

Oh yes

[balmy abyss]

TO Jason Kidd

[hollow anchor]

TATUM LEGACY

[brittle zenith]

BANGGGGG

[frail galleon]

chicken nugget break

[midnight vortex]

LFG HES BACK

[dawn swallow]

AND GIRLS

[honest tapir]

BANG

[willow cape]

Oh yes

[vestal glade]

https://tenor.com/view/tatum-gif-11033201688292399237

[willow cape]

Oh yes

[jovial ermine]

Rule question, are you allowed to step on the midcourt line with the ball?

[robust kindle]

THIS TEAM

[formal salmon]

SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN DIRTY MOUTH KYRIEMAVS

[willow cape]

Yes

[hearty tiger]

LFG

[willow cape]

Yes

Yes

[hearty tiger]

Yes

[formal salmon]

JAYSON TATUM

[ember lark]

yesssssssss

[pliant nest]

MAMA THERE GOES THAT MAN

[formal salmon]

For 3333

Yo mods, I think its time to update the LAC icon

[prime abyss]

9-17

[elder path]

I think what we just saw was a BIG momentum shift

[sacred orbit]

what do you mean?

[oak frost]

?

[sharp swift]

NICE

[rustic plinth]

tatum finals mvp loading

[hollow anchor]

!tatum3

[dawn swallow]

Dallas about to be feeling pressure

[jagged summit]

When we win champs

[sour flame]

Read announcement

[formal salmon]

Is he him?

[torpid helm]

I love it when JT scorss

[sharp swift]

tatum gotta see catch-and-shoot 3s are better than iso 3s

[brittle zenith]

Stats if yall wana see

[formal salmon]

Fr

[jagged summit]

Change server icon but not bill walton contribution

[glacial heron]

https://tenor.com/view/tatum-gif-11033201688292399237

[frail galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-12629347036627000898

[sacred orbit]

shit

hadnt read that

fuck man

[lone cedar]

1 half of our best basketball please 🙏

[sharp swift]

ignoring the kp news

[elder path]

Ky gets backed into a corner with Jrue and Dwhite guarding him and he straight up panicks, gets turned into a JT 3. I know the other maverick players are seeing that specific play in their mind over and over, and begging to god either of those two dont get switched onto them

[jovial ermine]

I mean like, you know how you can't take the ball into the backcourt? Can you step ON (not over) the midcourt line?

[fading dagger]

extend extend extend

[sacred orbit]

I believe that you cant

[balmy abyss]

Woj says KP doubtful for the finals

[formal salmon]

Look guys, a bears fan

[torpid helm]

KP is done

[wintry mulch]

Pffft woj

[torpid helm]

Let’s not worry about KP

[formal salmon]

Jaylen Brown gonna have 10+ assists by the time this game is over

[idle wedge]

Lets enjoy the game and get off the KP news

[torpid helm]

We have 1 and a half games left to win

[formal salmon]

Agree

[lone cedar]

I can’t hear the KP news over this Jayson Tatum masterclass

[hollow inlet]

Kp said he will be back this series

[brittle zenith]

We ain't doing bad even without him

[formal salmon]

I want to see my tatum watum score

[quartz comet]

Tatum came to play

[torpid helm]

We need to win tonight

[formal salmon]

We must persevere

[torpid helm]

Mavs will give up

[formal salmon]

I’ll just watch the game

[sour flame]

Up to the team medics

[formal salmon]

Why is Dillion Brooks on the Celtics

[elder path]

if u dont know why i got memphis on here u not a real cs fan

[formal salmon]

We must break them

[faint knoll]

look either KP will be ready or he won't either way this team is good enough to win 2 of the 5 remaining games

[hollow anchor]

?Tatum5

Oof

[candid yew]

wtf are these ai shits brah

[hollow anchor]

?tatum5

[oak frost]

Kp is day to day

[sacred orbit]

terrifying image lmao

[hollow anchor]

!tatum5

[elder path]

Marcus Smart forever

[formal salmon]

True

[formal salmon]

For the color?

[formal salmon]

Real shit brother

[elder path]

Smart getting a ring when we get one this year on god

[hollow inlet]

Okay just saying what he said

[idle wedge]

No lol

[formal salmon]

“CEELTICS”

we are hot rn

[fading dagger]

i'm pretty sure they mean if boston doesnt ultimately need him (ie c's win tn)

[balmy abyss]

dive

[light relic]

T luka upp

[formal salmon]

@elder path why do you have the memphis icon there

[hollow anchor]

LOL

[sacred orbit]

phew,almost turned it over

[worn plinth]

LOL

[light relic]

he put his hand up

[frail galleon]

the talisman is working. classic talisman properties

[idle wedge]

I love when someone grabs a rebound it’s done with authority

[elder path]

If KP dont come back, they gotta the young game changer a ring

gotta give*

[formal salmon]

Foul on fat boy

[worn plinth]

Tatum does that beautifully

[balmy abyss]

lol luka

[sacred orbit]

THATS HOW YOU ATTACK THE ZONE

[frail galleon]

NIIIICE

[worn plinth]

JB

YES

[sacred orbit]

ONCE AGAIN

[worn plinth]

JBBBB

[jagged summit]

JBBBB

[hollow anchor]

JB

[formal salmon]

JAYBEEE

[jagged summit]

JAY BEE

[dawn swallow]

!jaylen4

[frail galleon]

we haven't missed? wow

[formal salmon]

RAHHHHH

[sacred orbit]

they're just making insane shots man

come on

[faint knoll]

I feel like if you are driving and trip due to the defender's foot that shouldn't be a foul

[formal salmon]

J🐝

[shy radish]

We're pulling ahead

[formal salmon]

LMAO

[frail galleon]

this is where we shine

[faint knoll]

unless there is an actual trip

[sacred orbit]

gotta make that jt

[elder path]

How much Luka got rn??

[hollow anchor]

JT WTF

[formal salmon]

damn kai

[frail galleon]

LOL]

[formal salmon]

LOL

[hollow anchor]

ZLmfso

[frail galleon]

dark magic!!!

[sacred orbit]

JB

[limber kiln]

!JAYLEN7

[candid yew]

JB

[worn plinth]

JB

[frail galleon]

WOOO

[worn plinth]

HOT

[frail galleon]

JB

[idle wedge]

ITS JAYLEN BROWN’S TURN

[oak frost]

Lfg

[formal salmon]

JBEEEEE

[dawn swallow]

JAYLEN YASSS

[hollow inlet]

Fuck kyrie

[oak frost]

Lfg

[worn plinth]

CELTICS BASKETBALL

[frail galleon]

!jaylen3

[formal salmon]

JUSTIN BIEBER

[lusty ember]

TURN JT UP

[plain plover]

Were coming alive lads!

[frail galleon]

NIIICE

KEEP IT UP

[oak frost]

Lfg