Game 1: Celtics V Mavericks - June 6, 2024 (107-89)

[weak garden]

glad to be here

[leaden charm]

bad start

[hallow valve]

pffff

[jovial grove]

oerry

[hallow valve]

dont like what Im seeing

[jovial grove]

damn

smart

[latent needle]

YES LOL haha

[wooden terrace]

blcokeddd

[open pulsar]

Keep Al on Luka

[scarlet hawk]

come on al

[jovial grove]

lukas smart for that

[hallow valve]

dont like what Im seeing at all

[bold lintel]

BULLSHIT

[wraith coyote]

Get kp I

[drifting condor]

Enough with the three driiiive

[snow crystal]

LOCK IN WTF ARE WE DOING

[twilit horizon]

[weak garden]

Sell her soul to be popular (Popular)
Just to be popular (Uh-huh)
Everybody scream 'cause she popular (Ha)
She mainstream 'cause she popular
Sell her soul to be popular (Popular)
Just to be popular (Uh-huh)
Everybody scream 'cause she popular (Ha)
She mainstream 'cause she popular
feels like a day in the great depression
when hes not here
Sell her soul to be popular (Popular)
Just to be popular (Uh-huh)
Everybody scream 'cause she popular (Ha)
She mainstream 'cause she popular

[unique crow]

Damn Luka really took a charge to get a breather

[twilit horizon]

Tatum what the fuck

[spark saffron]

BULLSHIT

[twilit horizon]

5th turnover

[bold folio]

LOL

[mild burrow]

what are we doing

[twilit horizon]

What the fuck are we doing

[boreal gulch]

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING WITH ME

[snow crystal]

WTF IS THAT CALL

[twilit horizon]

white needs to LOCK IN

[scarlet hawk]

flop

[mild burrow]

bro what

[cold island]

Kyrie is a joke 😂

[woven hill]

Here we go refs

[mild burrow]

challenge that shit

[snow crystal]

OH COME ON

[wraith coyote]

3rd quarter celtics

[cold scroll]

We are bricking

[bold folio]

LOCK IN

[boreal gulch]

GIVE HIM A FUCKIN OSCAR ALREADY

[hallow valve]

make that derrick

[snow crystal]

LUKA YOU'RE ASS

[thorn prawn]

Luka just a flopper

[hallow valve]

thats a free and one

[cold scroll]

Foul

[hallow valve]

sigh

[wooden terrace]

aah yes

[twilit horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-inside-out-anger-blow-up-gif-12736800

[wooden terrace]

good

[cobalt grail]

lmao my husband said earlier "I don't know basketball. But I know the pasty white guy colour code. That thick white dude is gassed"

[mild burrow]

i can hear mazulla

[unique crow]

Lmfao

[cobalt horizon]

Can we get half time again, so we actually come back out for the 3rd lol

[spark saffron]

nice dwhite

[twilit horizon]

BOO KYRIE

[wooden terrace]

get it back to 25

[bold folio]

"THICK" HAHAHAH

[runic plank]

Thick white dude lmao

[open pulsar]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[winter mauve]

We needa slow down bro

[novel salmon]

WHAT

[snow crystal]

CAN WE JUST GET INTO OUR OFFENSE? HOLY CRAP DUDE

[mild burrow]

nice dwhite

[brazen drum]

joe gotta call a timeout soon lmao this offense is not it

[spark saffron]

don't worry we'll settle in

[twilit horizon]

W horford

[woven hill]

!white4

[twilit horizon]

FUCK LUKA

[winter mauve]

fr

[half wraith]

Not a fan of the shots so far to start the third

[drifting condor]

Ngl Doris isn't wrong those are some nice shoes on Kyrie

[bold folio]

i can't lie, i like luka. but he needs to lose

[latent needle]

i think the celtics will win this series no doubt if they get both of these home games

[twilit horizon]

our ball tho

[wraith coyote]

Same

[cold scroll]

Wtf has he done to us

[woven hill]

Fuck those Kyrie shoes Doris

[jovial grove]

womp womp

[snow crystal]

They are rushing it.

[cobalt grail]

just remember how we started the first half. we'll find our rhythm.

[bold lintel]

[woven hill]

For sure

[mild burrow]

L glaze doris

[wraith coyote]

I think they are too excited lol

[cold scroll]

This isn’t any bubble

[hallow valve]

not a fan of our whole style of play to start the third,but ok

[bold folio]

irving just gta glitched

[nocturne vortex]

DORIS SHUT THE FUCK UP

[analog thicket]

I don’t really like what I’m seeing at the moment but this is a different level of low play than in years past

[latent needle]

that is going to be a thing because many people think the celtics had a easy path

[analog thicket]

Like

[jovial grove]

damn

[hallow valve]

jt man

[bold lintel]

wtf is doris talking about half the time

[twilit horizon]

the mavs: 😐 the crowd: 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

[analog thicket]

it’s not what we saw earlier but it’s better than before

[unique crow]

Tatum come on lol

[jovial grove]

good timeout joe

[woven hill]

Fr bro

[twilit horizon]

BLOCKEEDDDD

[cold scroll]

But did they try?

[wraith coyote]

Tatum man

[drifting condor]

Tatum wth was that smh

[hot niche]

it’s almost like being the 1 seed grants you the easiest path to the finals lol

[bold folio]

not a sober fan in the stafdium

[hallow valve]

sigh

[analog thicket]

Making us watch Doris in finals is an actual fucking war crime

[latent needle]

well i dont think that way because the celtics took care of buisness

[snow crystal]

come on tatum

[twilit horizon]

come oN man

[mild burrow]

who is that talking like which coach is that?

[latent needle]

very true

[tribal garnet]

Good timeout!

[drifting condor]

Joe has seen enough

[brazen drum]

.bs jayson tatum

[granite fable]

Bro

[snow crystal]

FINALLY A TIMEOUT

[novel salmon]

Tatum still owns the 4th will be ours

[wooden terrace]

good timeout

[woven hill]

Omg 3rd quarter

[snow crystal]

wtf are we doing

[brittle dew]

tatum come on my guy

[cold scroll]

They never tried and didn’t have their best defender for half of the playoffs

[plush kettle]

Tatum need to chill on the turnovers

[brazen drum]

tatum's been throwing the ball away lol

[jovial grove]

assuming things stand and we win this game 2 aint gonna be pretty (tbf it's game 2 ofc they're gonna adjust)

[twilit horizon]

bruh jb needs to lock in

[mental stratus]

Celtics in 5

[wraith coyote]

Tatum needs to chill fr

[cold scroll]

Ima go play sum 2k

[woven hill]

Bang!!! Mazz timeout

[tawny charm]

mazzulla a timeout maestro

[gaunt harbor]

six tos is crazy

[twilit horizon]

BOOOOOOOO

[floral frost]

Let’s not get too comfortable guys

[dense dirge]

Get porzingis back in

[cold scroll]

Yall ping me at 4th

[iron ledge]

tatum having too much fun

[latent needle]

true KP was down as well

[twilit horizon]

Tatum is not winning FMVP at this rate

[boreal gulch]

as if Mavs didnt have a cupcake path, Played vs a retirement home team, a basketball nursery and a fraudulent defense

[floral frost]

Yes ‼️‼️

[woven hill]

Is 3rd quarter are we surprised? Lmao

Cmon now

[thick violet]

what is going awn

[silver jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen-freezing-cold-shivering-glace-gif-5390133

[alpine canyon]

Can we start playing good

[twilit horizon]

d white free throws

[alpine canyon]

Playing good basketball

[woven hill]

3rd quarter

[cobalt horizon]

Even the crowd are in a 3rd Q slump lol

[trim spade]

hop on fort

[twilit horizon]

Tatum

[novel salmon]

?tatum

[twilit horizon]

Tatum is not playing like a FMVP 😔💔

[drifting condor]

This time in 2022 they have at least 10, rookie numbers

[robust vault]

I need some good Tatum offense

[twilit horizon]

Please

[snow crystal]

well thank you captain obvious

[jovial grove]

jt has 5 turnovers goddamn

[west canopy]

KP definitely getting finals MVP

[alpine canyon]

Some absolutely questionable shots here

[woven hill]

We good

[indigo pulsar]

PUT KP IN

[latent needle]

the celtics have one of the best PA announcers in the league, what is his name

[pure mulch]

perspective: the celtics are up 16 in the 3rd quarter

[west canopy]

as long as we dont sell

[bold lintel]

if we can just keep a 20 point lead into the 4th its our game

[cold scroll]

Im kinda shi but bet

[thick violet]

we scored what like 2pts??

[swift yacht]

I care about #18 more than Tatum FMVP

[silver jacinth]

Take Tatum out for the rest of the game

[twilit horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/derrick-white-celtics-derrick-white-dwhite-gif-25928734

Jt has 6 turnovers

[twilit horizon]

Brian Scalabrine

[thick violet]

we need springer

[latent needle]

he really op

[half wraith]

ed palladino

[dense dirge]

Fr

[jovial grove]

jt has 5 or 6?

[twilit horizon]

ong

[bold folio]

IS IT WORTH IT? LET ME WORK IT

[thick violet]

get springer on the court

[icy seal]

how we choking this lead rn + porzingis finals mvp???

[plush kettle]

6

[dense dirge]

We only lost 5 pts from the half but 5 pts is 5 pts

[twilit horizon]

Tatum has 6 turnovers smh

[jovial grove]

whaaaa

[hot niche]

yk what’s weird to me is the patriots posted good luck celtics on instagram today and a bunch of patriots fans hate the celtics

[silver jacinth]

Celtics

[thick halo]

Pritchard minutes again?

[twilit horizon]

THEY’RE COMING BACK

[wraith coyote]

Porzingus isn't in

[woven hill]

Seems like it 3rd quarters lol

[thick violet]

I wanna see pp and tingus

[icy seal]

literally 2022 finals trauma bro

[dense dirge]

If we get porzingis back in we should do better

[bold lintel]

!tillman

[dense dirge]

He did a lot for the lead

[narrow coyote]

[twilit horizon]

Tatums doing bad bruh

nonononoooononon

[plush kettle]

Mavs aren’t letting Tatum attack the paint

[latent needle]

him the knicks and lakers have the three best ones

[swift yacht]

16 point lead isn’t choking

[twilit horizon]

“I wanna see pp” - plafondlamp 2024

[violet burrow]

We need some magic from the bench

[narrow coyote]

Per usual

[thick violet]

we gotta do better

[thick violet]

LMFAOO

[queen epoch]

WHY THE HECK ARE THERE SO MANY PINGS

[bold folio]

:8bitpepedance:

[buoyant kayak]

:8bitpepedance:

Carl-bot

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[wraith coyote]

Another Tatum playoff stinker

[twilit horizon]

LOCK INNNNNN

[unique crow]

His name is Kristaps

[tribal garnet]

https://x.com/manbearpiggins/status/1798885149272117736?t=7d2t0QxKR4NzCGykYf08hQ&s=33

[gleaming void]

https://fxtwitter.com/manbearpiggins/status/1798885149272117736

[twilit horizon]

He been cooking this whole ps

[woven hill]

We good just 3rd quarters kill us lol

[woven hill]

wtf man lmao

[twilit horizon]

He’s doing so bad in the finals tho like 2 years ago

Go for layups!!

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cook-chef-masterchef-lilb-gif-13910066

[narrow coyote]

🤨

[bold folio]

[twilit horizon]

He has

[thick violet]

I said "pp is in" earlier 😭

[violet burrow]

he was a show girl lol

[twilit horizon]

Pp is my goat

!tillman

[twilit horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-mazzulla-sicko-boston-celtics-celtics-coach-gif-634948507110926845

[icy seal]

most turnovers in a finals ever was him in 2022. maybe we get a JT RECORD BREAK WOOOOO

[swift yacht]

We do NOT need Tillman

[woven hill]

Yall chill Tatum about to get a triple double lol

[scarlet hawk]

X minutes?

[latent needle]

Identical

[hallow valve]

Im stressed

[twilit horizon]

Wow

[woven hill]

Fr lmao

[thick violet]

YELLOW FEATHERS IN HIS HAIR AND A DRESS CUT DOWN TO SMTH

[latent needle]

🤣

[twilit horizon]

pause girlie 😭

[weak garden]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-russell-billrussell-nba-middle-gif-18776274

[thick violet]

!joe

[jovial grove]

damn luka

[thick halo]

I think we’ll be fine

[silver jacinth]

10 reb 10 assists 10 turnovers

[wraith coyote]

Why are we relaxing rn

[jovial grove]

our defense goofy rn

[bold lintel]

kidd sounding just as drunk as he did when he crashed into that tree

[thick violet]

I said it and then I was like .. what

[cunning widget]

Damn

Luka scored ffs

We need to step up

[twilit horizon]

Luka said if he doesn’t win a ring

[open pulsar]

!jrue

[snow crystal]

come on guys

[jovial grove]

go back up 20

[violet burrow]

[bold folio]

STOP LETTING LUKA GET THE BALL. where is my tall man

[mild burrow]

jason kidd a bitch

[woven hill]

Yeah stat merchant

[icy seal]

I lied it wasnt finals it was most turnovers IN A SINGLE PLAYOFFS EVER WOMP WOMP

[twilit horizon]

Ik

[cunning widget]

Nice jrue

[ebon marten]

Floppa doncic

[snow crystal]

come on guys

[swift yacht]

Rim protection with and without KP is absolutely crazyyyy

[wraith coyote]

LETS GO CELTICS

[jovial grove]

word

[boreal gulch]

wait I thought we were on the verge of a 30 point differential, wtf happened

[icy seal]

i luv tatum tho ❤️

[jovial grove]

pingus come back

[scarlet hawk]

jrue ft's

[indigo pulsar]

BRING BACK PORZINGIS

[wraith coyote]

Bruh come on

[analog thicket]

Luka looking in pain

[indigo pulsar]

COME ON

[silver jacinth]

Celtics happened this always how it is

[cunning widget]

Made both

[latent needle]

luka looks hurt

[ebon marten]

Joe benched zinger

[wooden terrace]

made both

[bold folio]

why are they glazing luka....

[wooden terrace]

come on

[drifting condor]

Shots aren't falling

[boreal gulch]

daym

[wooden terrace]

get back to it

[swift yacht]

We are letting them get OREB

[jovial grove]

good grief

[hallow valve]

grab a fucking rebound

[woven hill]

“Tired had a harder road to finals then Celtics”

[wraith coyote]

Why isn't kp innnn

[snow crystal]

dang luka looks hurt

[jovial grove]

He is in

[bold folio]

pj washington could be a model

[swift yacht]

He’s in rn

[silver jacinth]

In classic Celtics fashion 30 point lead down to 15

[twilit horizon]

😭😭😭

[bold lintel]

they want the mavs to win so bad, anyone who isnt the celtics gets glazed hard

[jovial grove]

Luka landed on his knees

Like horizontally

[bold folio]

yikes

[analog thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-forget-it-no-gif-20897153

[mild burrow]

bro holy shit

what are we doing defensively

[jovial grove]

They adjusted

[bold folio]

why is a rockets fan the angriest fan here rn

[twilit horizon]

yes

[weak garden]

https://tenor.com/view/mazz-celtics-1stroundexit-gif-25459086

[jovial grove]

and we can't go through their defense rn

[wraith coyote]

Bruh what're we doing man

[analog thicket]

bro?

[jovial grove]

wish we could get a bunch of dunks and layups

[swift yacht]

Oh yeah JJ did play in 09 finals with Magic

[boreal gulch]

fuck the mavs bro

[jovial grove]

and we just did

[hallow valve]

finally jt

[snow crystal]

everything is bad rn. not just defense or offense

[wraith coyote]

Fuck off

[wooden terrace]

JT

YES

[jovial grove]

damn luka

[wooden terrace]

THANK YOU

[dense stirrup]

mavs defense after the half 📈

[bold folio]

i just think it's funny

[jovial grove]

fuck

[hallow valve]

shit

[cobalt grail]

don't start.

[analog thicket]

I’m a Celtics fan fool

[jovial grove]

13 point lead

[bold folio]

"fool"

[snow crystal]

nice jt

lock in

[silver jacinth]

30 to 13 lmao

[spark saffron]

I think it's tatum time

[silver jacinth]

Can’t make it up

[jovial grove]

yikes

[twilit horizon]

I'm just gonna hide out here until game 1 is over

[woven hill]

Was going on lol

[analog thicket]

Yes?

[snow crystal]

come on man

[mild burrow]

tatum good

[analog thicket]

His socks were too high

[jovial grove]

3 fouls on lively

[mild burrow]

holy shit

[jovial grove]

get him out

[swift yacht]

We are starting our actions so late

Starting actions when there’s 10-12 seconds left to 16-18 seconds is so huge

[wraith coyote]

From 29 points to 13 points yikes

[woven hill]

Can this 3rd be over fuck

[bold folio]

i was called a fool for assuming someone with a rockets icon was a rockets fan

[hallow valve]

why wouldnt you get that rebound?

[snow crystal]

wtf are we doing

[indigo pulsar]

HELP WE ARE GONNA LOSE

[snow crystal]

nice block tatum

[jovial grove]

we got more blocks lfg

[dense stirrup]

stfu

[silver jacinth]

Wish we could just skip the 3rd quarter

[drifting condor]

Iiiiiiits a game again

[twilit horizon]

Playing slow like we did against Indy relax pal

[wooden terrace]

that happens. that's what big leads are for. they are cushions, for any slump in the game

[mild burrow]

tatum nice

[analog thicket]

Bruh shut up you’re always so god damn reactionary

[jovial grove]

lukas bad at defense

cap

[tired gazelle]

the gap is closing

[cunning widget]

Up 11 smh

[boreal gulch]

that defense was, indescribably gratifying

[drifting condor]

Dallas did erase a 31 pt lead against the Clippers in the 1st round

[silver jacinth]

Shoulda known this shit was gonna happen

[jovial grove]

yikes

[wraith coyote]

11 point lead...

[woven hill]

Lmao

[bold folio]

....

[dense stirrup]

game wouldnt be fun if it was a blowout

[bold folio]

cmon bro

[cobalt horizon]

We need to wake up, quickly

[jovial grove]

damn

[silver jacinth]

Stupid statement

[twilit horizon]

romwe are getting touched

[cobalt grail]

y'all gonna make me start up the dumb dumb hall of fame again holy moly

[twilit horizon]

We are getting touched

[jovial grove]

Yes it would

[analog thicket]

Please

[bold folio]

yeah this uh

[dense stirrup]

ur an aut whats the point of watching then lmao

[south dune]

What a choke job

[wraith coyote]

When was the last time we made a shot

[cerulean lance]

ofc Celtics are bottling ffs

[swift yacht]

85% of this thread is

[jovial grove]

yikes

[swift yacht]

Oh my god

[woven hill]

We want to make this interesting I guess lmao

[latent needle]

..

[silver jacinth]

Tf is an aut

[cunning widget]

Oh fuck

[twilit horizon]

refs are tripping

[cunning widget]

Luka hot

[jovial grove]

no wonder why people had dallas haha

[pearl sable]

How many times is lively gonna be able to shove porzingis

[bold lintel]

please make something ffs

[drifting condor]

1-7 is not ideal

[dense stirrup]

bro wants to just watch the 1st quarter of every celtics game🤣

[wraith coyote]

I'm sick

[bold folio]

I WASNT SPAMMIGN

[mild burrow]

22-9 in the 3rd is insane

[swift yacht]

Luka is fucking awesome

[boreal gulch]

u were right brother 💀 ☝️

[runic plank]

I believe jn this team

Lfg

[dapper charm]

Must be the wind

[latent needle]

19-9 run for dallas

[bold folio]

anyways i'm going to go into therapy again

[analog thicket]

I told you

[silver jacinth]

I mean we should’ve all known this was gonna happen

[dense dirge]

Lovely choking

[brazen drum]

well it was fun while it lasted

[swift yacht]

CRYING ISNT GONNA HELP JUST BELIEVE IN THIS TEAM

[plush kettle]

29 point lead to 8

[drifting condor]

It's a game of runs

[silver jacinth]

Same shit every time

[boreal gulch]

ayo this is not right

[hallow valve]

we knew

[pearl sable]

Still up 8

[tribal garnet]

I hate Luka

[umbral crow]

well well are we even surprised

[cobalt horizon]

We should just stay on the court at half time and practise shooting, cos our 3ds are always awful lol

[twin tide]

LUKA 😭

[wooden terrace]

game of runs

[twilit horizon]

Guys is this time to panic

[flat tartan]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[thorny grail]

……..

[boreal gulch]

we shouldve blown this out

[twilit horizon]

GO

[hallow valve]

I just cant man

[outer phoenix]

what the actual fuck

[bold folio]

WE ARE NOT SUPRISED WE'RE JUST DISAPPOINTED

[woven hill]

Is 3rd you sound surprised

[outer phoenix]

this sucks

[dense stirrup]

if you knew it was gonna happen stfu and stop complaining

[scarlet hawk]

not surprised

[west vine]

Need to start scoring again bro

[floral frost]

WHAT ARE WE DOING⁉️⁉️

[tired gazelle]

27 pt lead to 8

wow

[west vine]

Can’t let them back into it

[twilit horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/burning-spongebob-gif-1804816013403121232

[outer phoenix]

29

[hallow valve]

29

[woven hill]

*used too these 3rd quarters lmao

[twilit horizon]

FU DONCIC

[brittle dew]

we knew the foot was gonna be taken off the pedal

[plush kettle]

Our offense just went to crap and it’s effecting our defense

[brittle dew]

it’s us

lol

[dapper charm]

Not saying it’s going to happen but this would be the biggest blown lead in finals history

[dense dirge]

Yes

[boreal gulch]

CMON MAN, WE CANT LET UP

[dense dirge]

We've missed all our threes

[boreal gulch]

this is basketball

[tired gazelle]

gyad damn

[runic plank]

LFG

[mint wadi]

when is it

[dense stirrup]

its a game of runs

[tough willow]

We are currently dying by the 3

[dense stirrup]

calm tf down

[cold island]

Don’t worry we will win

[dense dirge]

Pacers eliminated?

[latent needle]

I think June 18th but im not sure

[pearl sable]

Daniel jones better

[icy seal]

historical choke rn

[plush kettle]

Will this be the biggest blown lead in finals history

[woven hill]

Dooming here we come

[bold lintel]

game aint over yet, have faith

[twilit horizon]

maybe

[twilit horizon]

yes

[swift yacht]

No we will win

[dapper charm]

Yes

[warm river]

Thai why porzingis shoulda started

[hallow valve]

take care of business man

[runic plank]

Game ain't over yet

[outer phoenix]

fuck this shit bro

[hallow valve]

come on

[swift yacht]

can you guys stop being pessimistic DAMN

[outer phoenix]

im turnign this off

[tacit storm]

Yeah if Celtics lose this, that will be huge

[vague epoch]

why are u even here

[cunning widget]

He just came back

[dense dirge]

Why did bro pick pacers icon then💀

[runic plank]

We just gotta lock in

[plush kettle]

Ironic

[granite fable]

It ain’t a Celtics game without doom

[cold island]

There not be a lead blown

[bold folio]

LOL

[flint sleet]

What’s going on

[twilit horizon]

wat does that even mean

[hallow valve]

not that easy when you're seeing a 29 point lead getting cut to 8

[outer phoenix]

im jp

[analog thicket]

The team hasn’t even lost the lead yet shut the fuck up Jesus Christ

[runic plank]

Truly

[icy seal]

if we somehow lose this game im gonna cry

[robust vault]

The offense has fallen apart in this quarter - just gotta get some turnovers and then it around

[icy seal]

HOW ARE WE

DOING THIS

[shadow umbra]

WOAH

[icy seal]

WE NEED

TO

BE

[warm river]

I’m talking about for the third quarter

[vague epoch]

cool

[icy seal]

BETTER

[plush kettle]

Getting a 29 point lead cut to 8 is pretty nuts

[wraith coyote]

Yeah... 22 - 9 quarter man

[silver jacinth]

Guys don’t say anything negative we just chocked a 29 point lead

[shadow umbra]

IBRAHIM TELLING THE MASSES TO NOT BE PESSIMISTIC??

[raw verge]

Kp don’t have to fucking turn into Micheal jordan all of a sudden

[trim spade]

ermm… what is happening guys

[iron ledge]

bros not on the team

[icy seal]

“let’s not be pessemistic” OKAY BUDDY WE WERE UP 29

[bold folio]

CELTICS FANS LOOK SCARED TO DEATH LMAO

[silver jacinth]

Nothing too serious

[shadow umbra]

W

[raw verge]

He’s farming like fucking wilt

[twilit horizon]

RIP bill walton

[analog thicket]

You mfs are insufferable whenever the team isn’t up 20

[unique crow]

Leads aren’t safe in the nba lol

[queen epoch]

Is luka doncic somewhat injured?

[twilit horizon]

why are we

The Cardiac Celtics will survive. Fuck it we ball

[icy seal]

IM BUGGING

[twilit horizon]

why are we throwing

[flint sleet]

Yes very

[pearl sable]

His body is cooked

[tired gazelle]

wheres tingus pingus

[twilit horizon]

Fuck it we ball

[analog thicket]

It’s the finals, the two best teams, did you think they weren’t going to make a push?

[wraith coyote]

Fuck off Luka please

[thick halo]

Celtics haters will focus on only this quarter

[twilit horizon]

FUCK LUKA

[pearl sable]

Weird as fuck

[cold island]

I have my kemba walker jersey on. It will save us and make him come back and score 60

[bold folio]

vitamin d deficiency caused by living in the northeast

[runic plank]

THAT IS THE SPIRIT

FUCK IT WE BALL

[flint sleet]

Porzingis is still our leading scorer (he hasn’t scored this quarter)

[quasi frost]

…

[twilit horizon]

Fuck it we ball

[hallow valve]

how are we going to respond though?

[silver jacinth]

Cardiac Celtics lol

[hallow valve]

thus far,we havent done that

[wooden terrace]

we are going to respond just fine

[half wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/nail-biting-spongebob-nervous-scared-gif-5445758

[cold island]

Sure hon the boys in green

[woven hill]

Yeah we good

[wraith coyote]

We need more energy

[bold folio]

ok we got this

[wraith coyote]

Dallas ain't fast

[hallow valve]

HOW'S THAT NOT A FOUL?

[mellow shoal]

Banned 2brn

[hallow valve]

FUCK YOU

[twilit horizon]

Plot twist: Mazzulla intentionally blew this lead to make the Celtics wake up

[wooden terrace]

travel lol

[silver jacinth]

Can’t even enjoy a lead with this team 😔

[bold folio]

travel? huh

[pearl sable]

W

[wooden terrace]

we got this easy

[cunning widget]

Refs blind asf

[cold island]

I agree and now we win by 70

[jovial grove]

woah

another on lively

[bold folio]

PORZINGUS PUT HIS LEG IN THE AIR AS HE FELL THIS TIME

[twilit horizon]

tatum is

[jovial grove]

get him out of the game

[bold lintel]

hauser, make 30 3's in a row, thank you.

[wooden terrace]

4 fouls on lively

[flint sleet]

29-9 run by the mavs since 1:25 in the second

[wraith coyote]

Can we make a bucket please

[dreamy wave]

Bro what was the intent of him charging into porzingus

[twilit horizon]

hauser fmvp we will be there

fuck jb st the line

[woven hill]

Damn KP fall

[twilit horizon]

JB MAKE THESE PLEASE

[woven hill]

lol

[twilit horizon]

PLEASE

[mellow shoal]

Banned doominthemoon

[boreal gulch]

GET LIVELY OUT NOW

[icy seal]

guys WARNING if we lose this the media will kill us. This WILL be the biggest comeback in NBA finals history if it happens.

[wooden terrace]

jb makes one

[flint sleet]

Damn

Jb come on man

[twilit horizon]

say u swear

omg he did

[analog thicket]

2018-2022 Celtics would have already gave up and hung their heads. They’re fighting and that’s all I care about

[bold folio]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-scuse-me-looking-around-confused-who-gif-6077244

[open pulsar]

TRAVEL

THANK YOU

[hallow valve]

I dont agree with that logic

[wooden terrace]

TRAVELLLL

[hallow valve]

but ok

[woven hill]

Damn everyone getting banned lmao

[bold lintel]

i dont even wanna remember 2022

[wooden terrace]

TRAVEL TO PRISON BITCH

[analog thicket]

I don’t care if you agree with me

[digital stream]

Are we still dipping honey on KP

[austere spire]

BRO LAST TIME I CHECKED THE SCORE WE WERE WINNING BY 30

[bold folio]

Ironic that the flat earther gets the travel.....

[austere spire]

WHATS HAPPEBINT

[dense dirge]

We always get relaxed in 3rd then choke

[austere spire]

HAPPENING

[cobalt horizon]

Thank god for that travel cos no defenders had him lol

[twilit horizon]

We fight. We persevere.

FUCK IT WE BALL

[hallow valve]

the shots stopped falling

[open pulsar]

ZINGISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[wooden terrace]

kp

[latent needle]

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO INFINITY AND BEYOND

[mild burrow]

yes

[wooden terrace]

yes

[bold lintel]

LETS GOO

[bold folio]

NICE

[wooden terrace]

TINGUS PINGUS

[boreal gulch]

CMON BABY BALL UP

[unique crow]

THATS WHAT WE NEEDED

[bold folio]

MY KING

[runic plank]

WE KEEP FIGHTING

[wraith coyote]

TINGUS

[twilit horizon]

RAHHHHHHHH

[tacit oxide]

YAASSS

[bold lintel]

WE ARE SO BACK

[narrow coyote]

[austere spire]

BOOM

[wraith coyote]

BRING US TO THE PROMISE LAND

[latent needle]

Buzz Lightyear just shot Zurg at the net

😮

[twilit horizon]

LET US FUCKING GO

[runic plank]

WE ARE SO BACK

[digital stream]

TINGUS

[narrow coyote]

Shout out refs

[latent needle]

guys call him Buzz

hahaha

[hallow valve]

nice move jb

[flint sleet]

5 on lively

[open pulsar]

5 on Lively

[bold folio]

LOL

[wooden terrace]

LIVELY 5TH FOUL LOL

[hallow valve]

we need to get jt to the line though

[unique crow]

Lively is struggling

[bold folio]

LMAOOOOO

[bold lintel]

DAMN 5TH HOLY SHIT

[cobalt horizon]

Lively about to go bye bye

[bold folio]

it looks like he got hit in the face tbh

[twilit horizon]

livelys almost done

[drifting condor]

5 on Lively he is being Bullied

[warm river]

Jason Kidd a dumbass 😭

[left stream]

lol the kids middle finger

[scarlet hawk]

lively out now so who in for DAL?

[twilit horizon]

I AM GOING TO CREATE AN ENVIRONMENT THAT IS SO “FUCK IT WE BALL”

[half wraith]

LIVELY 5 FOULS.

[glass moss]

This dude lively cannot be serious lmao

[bold folio]

"Brown launched himself into Lively twice" HAHAHAHAHAH

[warm river]

had him in the game with 4 fouls

[woven hill]

Lively get ya bitchass outta here

[unique crow]

Lovey has been impressive

[hot niche]

i fucking LOVE tatum’s way of playing team ball. he’s not cocky and doesn’t try to show off his stardom and instead lets everyone eat at the table

[dusty solstice]

made 2

[swift yacht]

*Lively I gotchu bro

[wooden terrace]

jjb makes 2

[mild burrow]

lively said what the fuck and zarba stared his ass down

[woven hill]

Shoot that 😂

[unique crow]

Thanks

[hallow valve]

JB

[tacit oxide]

BLOCKED

BY

[open pulsar]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JB

[icy seal]

Dallas are rlly HOF complainers. can they stfu please it’s so annoying

[tacit oxide]

BROWN

[wooden terrace]

BLOCKED BY JB

[bold folio]

WOAH

[twilit horizon]

Yessssss

[analog thicket]

I’m still so mad this mf sees the game first in fucking INDIA

[hallow valve]

what the fuck was that shot al

[cobalt horizon]

Fuck sakes Al lmao

[open pulsar]

Keep Al on Luka

[twilit horizon]

BROWN

[bold folio]

am i crazy? why can't porzingis be on luka

[hallow valve]

FINALLY MAN

[quartz cipher]

everyone calmed down now?

[hallow valve]

FINALLY

[wooden terrace]

JT

[open pulsar]

!TATUM3

[wooden terrace]

YESSS

[bold lintel]

YES BABY

[wooden terrace]

FUCK YEAH

[tacit oxide]

JT FOR THREEEEEEEEEE

[bold lintel]

YES YES YES

[scarlet hawk]

JT!

[thick halo]

Never doubted

[swift yacht]

@cunning widget @plush kettle stop being pessimistic what I tell you

[wooden terrace]

BACK TO 16

HAHAHAHAHA

[runic plank]

WE FUCKING BALL

[bold folio]

NICE

[analog thicket]

They won’t listen to us bro

[cold ether]

2 stops. 7 points. Great swing.

[flint sleet]

Finally a three

[cobalt horizon]

Only took 10mins of the 3rd for us to wake up lol

[digital stream]

BANG

[olive flare]

Finally we got a run

[drifting condor]

There we go!

[mild burrow]

sam hauser is waht we needed

[granite fable]

RIC FLAIR WOOOOO

[quartz cipher]

did you all think that Mavs would lay down and die?

[digital stream]

DIPPING HONEY ON JT 🍯

[dusty solstice]

i love JT, not forcing anything, playing the right way

[brazen drum]

been a while since the jays did not get staggered in a 3rd quarter

[half wraith]

lfg!

[analog thicket]

Ibrahim and I the only reasonable people in here smh can’t believe this

[plush kettle]

Good response

[open pulsar]

[dusty solstice]

this kid is sooooo good

[half wraith]

!tatum5

[woven hill]

!tatum

[runic plank]

You think it's over?

WE GOING OVER THE TOP

[dense dirge]

Les go

[trim pier]

Let’s gooooooo

[half wraith]

!tatum6

!tatum4

[bold folio]

Haram Tatum

[quartz cipher]

This is like the Pacers a good team that was playing with house money they are going to give it everything they have

[wooden terrace]

Didnt i tell you, we will have a proper response to their fake run

[pure mulch]

its almost like its a game of runs jesus the reaction when it was down to 8

[digital stream]

Halal Tatum

[latent needle]

have any of you guys ever been to Salem

[plush kettle]

Good response by us

[floral frost]

We are back 🍀🍀🍀

[zealous hound]

!tatum

[runic plank]

Yeah lmao it's as if the team committed war crimes

[bold folio]

It's not Halal to eat Pork

of any kind

[flint sleet]

Jb block was crazy

[woven hill]

@wooden terrace you good fam? @bold folio

[cold island]

True

[floral frost]

Heck yea!!!!

[digital stream]

Ok then Based Tatum

[wooden terrace]

yes bro

[twin tide]

Alright listen up, because I am laying down some serious ground rules here

[latent needle]

cool pfp

[split igloo]

basketball is a game of runs and how you withstand your opponents' own

[wooden terrace]

get it back up to 20

[hallow valve]

luka finally bricked

[boreal gulch]

HOL ON, Ive seen u in the ATLA server

[latent needle]

yes

[woven hill]

50*

[dense dirge]

That replay on the block by brown holy

[wraith coyote]

Get it to 21 pls

[latent needle]

hello!

[cunning widget]

White names have disappeared

[wooden terrace]

slow and steady, standing on their throats

[cunning widget]

@wooden terrace

[bold folio]

i am trying to find a time to put my dishes in the sink but i can't look away

[analog thicket]

They’re all Mavs fans now

[tacit oxide]

AL

[hallow valve]

AAAAALA

[tacit oxide]

HORFORD

[narrow coyote]

BIG ALL

[wraith coyote]

AL

[tacit oxide]

FOR 3

[narrow coyote]

RAHHHHHH

[hallow valve]

I LOVE THAT MOVEMENT

[dense dirge]

Our main players got rest, mavs still haven't benched luka and Kyrie for a while i think

[wooden terrace]

daddy al

[bold folio]

NICE

[bold folio]

MY MAN

[wooden terrace]

DADDY FINALS AL

[bold lintel]

YES YES FUCK YEAAAAH

[digital stream]

Holy guacamole

[bold folio]

!horford

[latent needle]

11-0 run

[open pulsar]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[hallow valve]

JB I LOVE YOU MAN

[thick violet]

luka has had 3 mins of rest

[tired gazelle]

dang

[open pulsar]

JAYLEN BROWN

[hallow valve]

PROVE THEM WRONG

[wooden terrace]

BLOCKED BY JB

[flint sleet]

Ok jb

[open pulsar]

OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY

[split igloo]

those beatiful eyes!

[bold folio]

FUCK

[analog thicket]

I want a ring for Al so bad

[bold folio]

OMG

[bold lintel]

THIS OUR SHIT

[runic plank]

HOLY FUCK WE LITERALLY LEANED FORWARD

[wooden terrace]

FUCK YOU CUNT KYRIEEEE

[twilit horizon]

brown

[flint sleet]

He’s crazy

All defense him

[wooden terrace]

KYRIE IS A SLUT @cunning widget

[digital stream]

Let’s fcking go

[novel salmon]

LMFAO

[trim pier]

I love JB so muchhhhhh

[tired gazelle]

i came back and its now 16 pts wow didference

[analog thicket]

Jesus Christ bro calm down lmao

[bold folio]

SEE im glad i didn't leave

[twilit horizon]

brown

[winter mauve]

JB

[twilit horizon]

THIS TEAM

[runic plank]

IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT, YOU DONT LIKE CELTICS BASKETBALL

[drifting condor]

GAME OF RUNS

[twilit horizon]

jaylen brown

[tired gazelle]

my bad

[bold lintel]

JB gets mvp no doubt

[tired gazelle]

19 now

[craggy atlas]

JAYLEN BROWN, GIVE ME A KISS

[mild burrow]

BROWN

OMG

[half wraith]

JAYLEN BROWN MARRY ME

[mild burrow]

KYRIE SUCK IT

[glass moss]

Fuck yes JB

[quartz cipher]

https://fxtwitter.com/SeanGrandePBP/status/1798890611044663675

[brazen drum]

is that drew peterson in the crowd??

[floral frost]

JB IS NOTT PLAYING AROUND‼️‼️‼️

[analog thicket]

Finals got RawCodr out here fucking wylin slut shaming Kyrie and shit

[potent epoch]

I LOVE JAYLEN BROWN

[twilit horizon]

JT FOR 3

[bold folio]

that was impressive from kyrie even if it didnt go in

[wooden terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-we-move-tubby-may-gif-25992529

[tacit oxide]

JB FOR 3

[hallow valve]

jbbbvb

[open pulsar]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[olive flare]

This is the run we needed

[wooden terrace]

jb

[twilit horizon]

what are ur predictions for this game

[open pulsar]

!JAYLEN7

[bold folio]

HOYLM

[cunning widget]

JB is insane

[bold lintel]

LFG

[wooden terrace]

back up ito 22

[novel salmon]

JB

[cunning widget]

Holy shit

[novel salmon]

JB

[bold folio]

sorry

[novel salmon]

LETS GO

[tawny charm]

I love we were judicious with the kyrie sucks chant

[twilit horizon]

THEY DOUBTED US??

[mild burrow]

KYRIE SUCKS CHANTS KEEP EM COMING

[twilit horizon]

"Lovely choking"
is up by 19.

[bold folio]

I CANT HELP BUT SPAM

[wraith coyote]

LETS GOOOO

[runic plank]

THE CELTICS ARE THE BALLS

[drifting condor]

JB!!!!

[bold folio]

LET ME LIVE MY LIFE

[twilit horizon]

btown fmvp

[jovial grove]

we getting in now

[analog thicket]

Yall were all just acting like the game was fucking over smh

[narrow coyote]

JAYLENNN BROWNNN

[twilit horizon]

BLOCKEEDDDD

[spark saffron]

they thought they was finna win 🤣

[woven hill]

Omg!!!

[hallow valve]

what are those calls ffs

[bold folio]

we do this every time tho, this is no different

[dense stirrup]

ong so aids

[analog thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/vomit-alfalfa-littlerascals-letter-youmakemevomit-gif-5658450

Doomers

[mild burrow]

nah we were actually really happy that our team was about to blow a 30 point lead

[brazen drum]

sam gets the most bs calls

[dense dirge]

I was scared but we back

[half wraith]

JAYLEN IS FUCKING FUCKING NASTY

[scarlet hawk]

foul

[analog thicket]

THEY NEVER LOST THE LEAD BOZO

[floral frost]

TOO NASTY!!!!

[woven hill]

Is 3rd quarter always we good lol

[silver jacinth]

Refs on crack

[mild burrow]

"about"

[twilit horizon]

the refs are tripping

[analog thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/ripbozo-packwatch-rip-bozo-pack-watch-smoking-smoke-gif-25173473

[twilit horizon]

BOOOOOOOO

Jesus Christ I was driving home and the 3rd isn’t even over. We broke them in four minutes

[hallow valve]

and this isnt a foul?

[twilit horizon]

BAAAAANG

[novel salmon]

LETS GO

[analog thicket]

Refs trying to keep it close for ratings

[wooden terrace]

so. first order of business - Win Game 1

[hallow valve]

fuck the refs man

[boreal gulch]

this is why U DONT STOMP ON LUCKY KYRIE

[open pulsar]

https://x.com/celtics/status/1798902755337093390

[gleaming void]

https://fxtwitter.com/celtics/status/1798902755337093390

[twilit horizon]

BLOOOOCKKED

[flint sleet]

[latent needle]

you know what gets me sad about boston, the peformance of the bruins year after year is absolutely heartbreaking in the postseason

[brazen drum]

that was a great end to the quarter tho. nullified that mavs run

[mild burrow]

no foul?

[dense stirrup]

we run this shit

[boreal gulch]

THIS WHAT HAPPENS, U FUCKED UP KYRIE

[hollow dust]

Wasnt dooming in my condo for a second

[boreal gulch]

U DISSAPEARED

[wooden terrace]

can we tone it down please? we need to be respectful

[dense dirge]

Up by 20 les go

[twilit horizon]

GET THAT OUTTA HERE

[floral frost]

Good quarter guys! Slow start but we picked up the pace later on‼️‼️

[half wraith]

!jaylen10

[twilit horizon]

KYRIE SUCKS

[boreal gulch]

THIS WHY U DONT STOMP ON LUCKY

[velvet phoenix]

Keep the foot on the gas

[twilit horizon]

KYRIE SUCKS

[mild burrow]

they scored 2 points in the last 4 minutes

[half wraith]

!jaylenapology

[thick violet]

DIDNT YOU SAT SMTH WILD JUST NOW

[hallow valve]

[open pulsar]

https://x.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1798902165878317370

[gleaming void]

https://fxtwitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1798902165878317370

[potent epoch]

The West is a mickey mouse conference

[wooden terrace]

?

[iron ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-ww2-traumatized-meme-eyes-gif-12257475272172704406 4th quarter

[hazy bison]

Better end to the 3rd quarter. Gotta keep the foot on the gas.

[thorny grail]

🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 strong quarter

[cunning widget]

FUCK KYRIE

[toxic crystal]

Massive to close that quarter that strong

[violet coral]

https://tenor.com/view/boston-celtics-jaylen-brown-pumped-lets-go-celtics-gif-10030045335997112994

[cold scroll]

I’m happily back

[bold folio]

https://tenor.com/view/afro-beats-dancing-gif-2918938046942114935

[woven hill]

Let’s close this in a blowout

[twilit horizon]

BAAAANG

[south dune]

That 3rd quarter choke had me worried

[half wraith]

Celtics went from being up 8 with 4:27 to go in the third to being up 19 with 40 seconds to go in the third

[thick violet]

girl

[cold scroll]

Can’t win anything on career mode with suns bro

[twilit horizon]

KYRIE = 🖕🖕🖕🖕

[latent needle]

kyrie i have to admit was stupid to do that

[smoky mango]

"how will you stop kyrie"

[west vine]

Let’s hold it down in the 4th now

[south dune]

This team can score like crazy

[cold scroll]

Big 3 more like shitty 3

[snow crystal]

Holy we cooked the end of the quarter

[south dune]

Kyrie sucks

[violet umbra]

Mavs had a run.. we stopped it... Kudos to Joe

[unique crow]

Tatum is the best superstar role player ❤️

[violet coral]

https://tenor.com/view/dribblin-nba-finals-gif-8861112

[smoky mango]

guys how will we stop kyrie 😡😡😡

[wooden terrace]

that was me being respectful to Kyrie.

[restive tulip]

3rd quarter Celtics gotta be the most bipolar team in the NBA
Luckily we saved the game

[hallow valve]

lmao

[half wraith]

❤️

[thick violet]

sure sure

[smoky mango]

best roleplayer in nba history

[hallow valve]

still going to buy his jersey tomorrow

[west vine]

Kyrie isn’t even do that crazy good it’s Luka we should be stopping

[pearl sable]

I may be the only celtic fan that is still a big kyrie fan

[vague epoch]

JB is 1A in the playoffs

[wooden terrace]

stop him from being a cunt? nah. cannot stop that

[south dune]

Kyrie getting blocked by Jaylen was chefs kiss

[twilit horizon]

“kiss me im so pretty”💀💀💀

[mild burrow]

looks like jrue prayed today

[terse reef]

we diff won this

[bold folio]

"HEY BOSTON" wh

[restive tulip]

y’all think Marcus Smart and Grant Williams are crashing out rn

[smoky mango]

im trolling hes 6/19 LMFAOOOOOO

[violet umbra]

Jrue Kneeled

[twilit horizon]

LMAOOZ

[boreal gulch]

that halftime peptalk is no joke

[twilit horizon]

only grant williams

[dense dirge]

In 2k I can't win with the celtics cause I try to hog the ball but i keep bricking💀 I've had to redo a game with wizards like 10 times cause of how bad I am

[bold folio]

jayson is so bad at acting

[smoky mango]

nah marcus deserves a ring idc

[wooden terrace]

[cold scroll]

In what trade did we get KP?

[unique crow]

Grant said Celtics in 6

[restive tulip]

loser of this series gets Grant Williams back