#Game 5: Celtics V Cavaliers - May 15, 2024 (113-98)
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It’s ridiculous
We are playing a fucked team
IS KRISTAPS PORZINGIS NOT A CELTICS PLAYER?
Not much comparison lol
They said like 5 times we need Kp to win a title
And we’re winning lol
Barely
oh i musta missed it i was drinking some coke
They said “the Celtics are the better team” many times
Let’s relax a bit he hasn’t been perfect
he just waved his hand bruh
Imma nut when brothers sends celtics to the line. Watch hes gonna be the one
Al took 8 3s in the first half. yikes
Cook

Apparently Scott Foster and Tony brothers each make 550k/year
he's hitting threes but the defense is questionable
Proof?
💦
Missed a few open 3’s but his defence has been insane
game would likely be done if marcus morris wasn’t having the game of his life
The Extender is underpaid tbh
just gotta close on shooters
this is crazy
Did you not see what people were saying lmao
he getting cooked in the pnr tho
incredible photo
it’s just defensively he’s gotta be a little better
poetry in motion
Al gotta get them feet working
thanks
Ong
get bent brolo
He is better when he’s playing help defence
ya, the issue is they're attacking him
Better when he’s locked down in man to man on his son Embiiid

his foot speed is def down from last season
For sure
too bad he was 5/14 against the cavs when we needed him
so that's a reliable thing for the cavs to go to
He’s not as fluid as last time
We want the cavs to stop chucking 3s
Game 7 in the 2018 ECF Finals 💩💩💩💩
So if they want to drive at Al let them
Al Goatford
Give Al his ring
Lisan Al Horford
Oh fuck off Strus
Struss 3
jesus christ this is ugly

Ima be honest I really don’t wanna deal with another game of this series again 😭
Mobley 2
Please just end it off bruh

Made them
turnover
Jrue fouled
come on dog
good shit jrue
missing KP real bad
GOODSHIT MADE EM BOTH

Tatum needs to attack
Gotta cook while Morris is out
Al!
TATUM
nah thats crazy
AL
al
what a possession
AL
incredible
PAPA AL
MORE OF THAT PLEASE
Tatum!
Treating Morris like a superstar is wild asf
JT
TATUMMM
JT
bro al feasting on the boards rn
YESSSSS
AL
AGAINNNN
someone send me an al horford apology form
HORFORD APOLOGY FORM WHERE
HIMMMMMMM
jrue??
Holiday looks hurt
TATUMMM
Jrue hurt?
just slipped...
Let's go C's
W
W
LESSSS GOOOOO
letsss gooo
noooo jrue
Hopefully jrue is ok
hope you haven’t got work in the morning 😂
Wow that fan is old
Jrue?!
oh no jrue
flagrant?
Oh noo
yeah i start at 9
They always called Marcus Morris the LeBron stopper. But who's the Morris stopper 
What happened to jrue
why is the crowd so dead
Is he good???
which part of the body
Because I’m not here
we need Jrue so bad
!jimbo
Which part of the body
Have been most of the playoffs imo, players dont look that interested either tbf lol
Was his leg
We should be up by 40 against these scrubs
Cause he slipped
shitttt
Let’s turn it up!!!!
Should be fine tho
Give Sam "White Marcus Morris" Hauser some minutes
cavs 3-1 comeback?
do not
Denver would probably be up 50
Easily
he was not playing well defensively in the first half
Jokic would have removed their skin by now
!gorman
Shit i thought you was bluebird
Titooooo
GOAT
Al 3
AL
AL OMG
REVENGE GAME
HATERS = FUCKED
AL
Rest Home Al
10 point game
Get a good lead this Q and will deflate their motivation for the 4th
When will we be free from the tyranny of the Morris twins, they've ruled the league for too long
18 point swing
was the foul on jrue a flagrant?
HORFORD SENDS HIS REGARDS
BIG MF AL.
Wyd JB
Jrue back in regular playoff form
is horford one of the greatest players of all time
Wasnt a foul, just slipped and was slow to get up
ok
he's michael jordan
We need to win it for Al.
!bs al horford
Drive to the rim please
.bs horford
!horford
3 on jb
Al Horford took the grandpa jokes personally
he did
JB fouled
Holy late call
Marcus morris will save the cavs
avg jb free throw performance
Wish we coulda won it for Smart, Love Al but people forget he tried to get an easy ring at philly haha
Al Horford's kids will bring national titles to Florida
jb and missing free throws, name a more iconic duo
those fts man
Now keep the lead at double digits
struss air ball KEK
STRUS AIRBALL
lol
AIRRRRRRRRR BALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
JB and the left hand
Yup! Let him give up in the 4th
brad stevens sighting
nah, that's bs. It was looking like he was going to get the scraps of whatever was left after we signed kemba. He got a good contract and got paid. nothing wrong with that
al horford and sonning a team in the playoffs
lmaoo
Tony brothers is such a clown

Al does not want to go back to Cleveland
Brad and Wyc sent Al as a sleeper agent to undermine that team, let’s be real
now both teams are bricking haha
CAVS BRICKED UP
"Kristaps Porzingis is nearing a return."
PAUSE
These commentators hate us
Damn I'm gonna get caught watching KornHub again
Celtics Cs parted for that one
Tatum fouled
that was fancy
Brad Stevens should be the Bruins GM also
The seas part for we alone
ty jt
Great play by Tatum
fuckin mobley
Luke fouled Mobley
LISAN
AL
GAIB
luke is just not the answer on mobley
Wtf
Up 6
Mobley damn
Mobley is cutting up Kornet
Yeah idk why kornet is on him
Strus double dribbled
get kornet off mobley
lmao
Derrick white💀💀
CAM ON CELTICS SCORE SOME FACKIN BASKETS
Tillman time, Joe?
Luke selling the game 👀
PLEASE
7 in a row from mobley
just end this shit man
good timeout
I really don't know why Tillman isn't getting any minutes
since Luke can't guard mobley
Good timeout
w joe
He was good last game
Good timeout by Joe need to scheme against Morris
tillman is not good offensively yes but mobley is literally getting whatever he wants you can't continue to try luke on him
The only way the cavs can beat us is if they get hot from 3
tonight he's having some issues though
tillman is not in the circle of trust 😔
this shit is one of my issues with mazz
If they keep feeding mobley the ball that ain't happening
LOCK IN
What’s the time at rn?
OT; there is a 2B Auerbach in the SF Giants AAA
3 points in.........4 minutes
Come on now
Ikr, I want to watch other playoff games without being stressed about the Celtics
its so fun to play w food tho
kornet getting cooked is ok because they're only giving up 2s
if the offense can stop fooling around they'll be ok
all. just calm down. we got this easy
haha thatll never happen in the playoffs
i really did not like that tatum pull up
Marcus Morris is the Vitruvian Man of two-way wings in the modern NBA
like that was not it
I can't wait till KP is back
PP!
!PP4
PP thank you
PP
We good

Why is russell wilson in here lol
Why is russ in the garden get him out
PP
PP
Gonzo and Hunter W
😭
he wants to come to boston lmfao
(joke)
Hauser!
PP
taking notes on Hauser's jump shot
!hauser
Fuck is Russel Wilson doing court side smh
Kornet fouled
YESSIR
Who is Russell wilson
ONE MORE
merril keeps making lame 3s
Football player
Sam Hauser and Sam Merril 1v1 needs to be an event at all star game
YESSS KORNHUB
Made em both

the guy who makes tennis balls
green fortnite
green fortnite
Hauser hit em w the hesi tween tween pullup
he is from Cincinnati originally
Kornet out Al in
mobleys just everywhere he wants to be lol
!TATUM3
Dread to think playing a fully healthy cavs team without KP atm lol
JT
Payton Pritchard a better finisher at the rim than Luke Kornet
big swing there
Damn Mitchell out today too
Sorry im late just got out work
Bro how are the Cs struggling against injured teams
Fuck off cavs
jt getting it going rn
Man Morris needs to go
y'all ready for some insanity
Is playoffs tbf everyone trying is not regular season
they have no pressure and we have all the pressure
lmao
bc shooters like morris come in whan stars leave
did mobley miss both shots i went to bathroom
guys i think tatum is good
dUDE
Why is this game close 😭
holy shit fuck marcus morris
Joe and the coaching staff need to draw up the Morris rules to slow him down
ain’t no way
GREAT MOVE BY JT
bro is a bum the whole season just to do this
I think we take it for granted somtimes too, like itll be an easy win and never really get into top gear
Mood
PP
he isnt missing whatsoever
PP
PP
Season high from morris
CRYPTO P
I respect it tho
what the fuck mook
Can we foul out Morris
we should
eh.
Westcoast pp
we can't lose this, i don't want another match against cavs
like the movement but too many passes
We won’t lose this is 3rd chill lol
6 pt is a good lead. let's build on this. make a few stops to start the 4th quarter
some team is gonna get duped into give Morris a decent-sized contract now, sad
I see a JB attack on the 4th
yeah lets explode in the 4th
Need them to stand on business
Yeah we closing this tonight
time to commence cucking the favs
yessir
Still time for Al to pick a successor
Hi
i see @lethal quest woke up
please finish this i cannot handle this
so frustrating watching dudes who literally got waived earlier in the same season kill your team in the playoffs
Seeing Sam Hauser and Marcus Morris out here dueling in these uniforms can't help but remember Pierce and LeBron
Yeah from work doing bare minimum idc anymore

fuck work
theyre good closes too
I mean sure props to the Cavs but also Marcus Morris is just hitting contested 3s that’s not ethical hoops that’s devil hoops
shit makes me sick
Yeah always
12 more minutes
who is Yung Lee
HOLD THE LEAD FOR 12 MINS
These games are too close man

Can we play Tillman please
Bro is 90💀😭
i just spoke to the oracle
Stop running Al into the ground
she told me
We love playing down to our competition lol
we're about to cook
Please
All we need to do is win the quarter
Tillman needs some run I stg

fr
tillman sucks
All we need is Walsh
alright. last quarter of the series. let's close this out
the idea of tillman is better than tillman
No he doesn’t he’s physical
We need rest and let league kill their legs
Has set a season high in points after he averaged 15 minutes in the regular season I might cry
At least give him a shot
They’re just trolling
high motor player
12 more minutes hang on please
We winning the game no problems
last Morris shot changed from 3 to 2
If he does shit we can glue his ass to the bench
we now lead by 7
he probably sucks balls in practice
A little bit of trolling 
Yeah
if the coaches aren't willing to give him any mins
Red sox are cooked for those who care
KP pls
I love mazz
We’ll stop trolling next round
we fucking better
cavs don't want their season to die. time to #cuckthefavs
IT'S A 2 POINTER
he's played well in the playoffs before its not just an idea

Lmao
off to a bad start to the fourth
foot on line, -1 for cle
Jb to the line rahhh
Nice attack JB
Pain!
Pls make em both
FTS time JB
Hell miss one
here we go
14-14 at home in last 3 postseasons
Yup called it
ooooooo
18-7 on the road
Man
Final quarter time to go to the next level or struggle another game
dammit
Aw fuck
I see this going down to the wire
OR
6 pt game
sadly
Why is it this close
LMAO
Tatum missed two then Al turnover
lol
3 point game maann
And ofc Morris three
Worst start ever
????
?
wtf man
Huh
BEAMED into the seats lol

horford wtf
NO WAY
you jinxed it lol
Sheesh
Don’t know why we 50/50 at home lmao I’ll take a game 7 home at home all day tho we will save that for the finals
I hate Marcis Morris
I BEG
why is horford on morris
Gotta put em down before he evolves to Sam Azumarill
im so fucking sick dude
morriss tf
Jrue 2
Players become 3 point gods against us lol
he is actually making the most bullshit of bullshit
tough shot JRUE
Holiday
tatum gets fouled on every drive
you can't stop Mook you can only hope to contain him
To get scored on
how does Mitchell not wear glasses while playing on the court?
Dawg that was heavily contested
worst whistle out of every superstar
contacts
TATUM STEAL HUGEE
Marcus Morris having a outlier game of course it’s against the fucking Celtics
nice Jrue
?
Then horford turns it over
Hes way ahead
Ffs
oh yes
Same way fighters do
jrue!
maybe I'm behind
Randoms just turn to legends when they play us bruh we really bring out the dog out of teams lmao
nice d Horford
Al is on or off
horford fluke run over
aren't they terrible for physical activities?
5 pt game
Better than glasses lol
ty garland
3 point game
shut
Horford is losing this game on the offensive end
jrue ily
As long as you aren't swimming they're good
Nah if I recall Daniel Jones wears contacts (I only know this because he lost one of his contacts before and found them after on the field)
get White back in
strus has 8 assists lol
Missed a three and turned the ball over twice
TD getting loud
we've gotten burned on that so many times today
good. jrue is good
We gotta get a good run and kill their motiviation towards the end
Go C's
thank you jrue
game would be so far in the grave if marcus morris was marcus morris
There’s always an outlier game
I just realized no one wears glasses like they used to, stoudemire comes to mind
morris got the spida power
Not sure why the Cavs called timeout there
Timeout mazz?
morris said her would win this game personally before the game
🤔
Damn thought it was Mazz lmao
he is 4-9 from 3 with 4 assists and 3 blocks
timeout bickerstaff
lol
tatum takeover pls
Ok I’m talking bout the fourth quarter
lol look at those goat cutouts
Does this team have an alpha like KG? someone to set them straight when down?
AL?
I'm seeing ghosts like the Darnold right now, Morris is out here looking like another infamous Cavs forward
Pritchard
It was Smart, this time I dont think so yet
He doesn't seem aggressive enough
yes. you called his 3 quarters of great play a fluke after he missed one shot
Can we bring in Queta, maybe he’ll do something cool
!smart4
O nice I didn’t even realize but I swear everything I turn on my television since this second round of playoffs, Al Horford gets so bad suddenly
idt 2 way players are playoff eligible
oh wait he got a full contract right?
Zydrunas Ilgauskas
Yeah
man tillman won't play, i doubt queta would
he missed twice and again two turnovers in the fourth
Do you people watch the games?
me
Only the parts that fit their agenda
DWHITEEEEE
White 3
It ain’t just been one shot bro
WHITe
Thank you Derrick
WHITE YESSSS
!white3
WHITE
Queta fucking sucks why you guys saying he should even be on the court
is the bot broke
Hhhhhhchwhite
It’s hilarious
AL
Al 3
DWHITE
DADDY AL HE BACK
AL
PAPA AL
AND WHITE WITH THE BLOCK WOOOOO
!white4
ITS A BLOCK PARTY
Retirement Home
Get some stops and this games ours, kill their spirit, come on!
He back
AL
Need the Buffalo to guide us
Al 2
ALLLLL
PAPAPAPAPA ALLLLLL
AL REVENGE GAME
Everyone need to leave AL alone 😭
Foul?
AL HORFORD MY BELOVED
72 year old is the MVP of the game.
BIG AL
first to 110 wins
AL?
love him so much
NEEDED THAT
10-2 run
THAT AL DEFENCE
apology form when?
TATUM
Yeah mfs here dooming on him too lmao
Tatum 3
Most of the cavs wanna go on vacation we just got to show em the plane real quick
BANG
JT finally hits his 3rd 3...
Ponce De Horford
WHY PLAY 48 MINUTES WHEN YOU CAN WIN IN 5
LFGGGGG
Joever
LFG!
14 point leadddddddddddddddddd
meanwhile, pats schedule out
See y’all? We needed to hit our stride
Uh never ? all I said was fluke run over and it was.
GOODNIGHT
Never doubted this team for a second
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN
and this is what i think makes this team deadly
GOOODBYEEEEEEEEE CAVS
he is answering the way only he can. COME ON!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYEEEEEEEEEEE
BIG ALLLLL
why don't they just do this for the whole game
HOLY SHIT
Mee too , Dood
!sleep
Let’s goooo
WE HAVE WOKEN UP
TATUM
I was right until I was wrong
our burst scoring might be the among the best of all time
great basketball man
3 straight ecf we should be at the 3 peat run 😭
foot on the pedal
It should be over?
Good idea
PLAYOFF AL BABYYYYY
!joe
4TH ECF IN 5 YEARS
nugs don't have this kind of scoring burst
foot on the fucking pedal yall
they gotta edge the fans
Damn that defense by Al reminded me of Theis locking down Trae on the switch
come on
COME ON CELTICS COME ONN!!
Good shit
6 in 8
What do you guys think the media will complain about from this Tatum game
LET'S GO CELTICS LET'S GO!
Cute rabbit!!!
Good shit!!!
Can we appreciate that defense by Al on Garland on that shot??
Girl in the commercial wildin
incredible
Can someone make this for Al
true. Horford has never once shot 40% from 3 in his career. If he had there would be no way to verify this
very patient
lol
nobody listens to music like dat
YESIRRRRR
SCORE?????!!!
If this was Al horford I would be signing this cause I was chatting shit towards him at first cause he started off rough lol
This is with JB struggling a little on offense
TATUM 3
2024: The year of Gentleman's sweep
TY
The Godfather strikes from deep, 5/11 from 3 🔥
foot on the pedal yall
Now we just need Tatum to finish with an efficient triple double so no one can say shit about him
good closes
Thoughts on Mobley?
just play our game
11-2 run
I’m still on commercial

This is just a nuggets type win, fuck around for a while before killing them
Were the nuggets
horford absolutely fucking COOKING Them jesus
Triple double in a close out game will help his clutch talk 😔🙏
So huge to have Al as our back up
Fuck Jokic and the nuggets bruh!
this is an epic playoff performance from Al. Just iconic
UNCLE AL
The Al Horford game
May 15th, 2024
I did not mean to send this 😅
Should use this more
I'm so hyped this is great
How’s Bird Brain Joe doing tonight?
I dont care that this is the hospital cavs
It’s okay don’t have to lie to kick it
bp is that you?
Bench that child predator
LeWho? Horford clears
Why was people dooming earlier then lmao
EVEN LEBRON DONT GOT THIS RECORD WE ARE COOOOOOOOOOKINGGGGGG
how many blocks?
ayo full court press
I’m trolling the trollers
Is Lebron ass
Horford has 3 rn
Celtics on a 8-0/13-2 run
Triple Double Alert?
yeah very close
Shot clock violation
6 mins left, lets see what happens
who? i havent checked stats
Mobley 2
take advantage of these non-Morris mins.
JT
JB has been a little bit of a mess today
But he's been really great for most of the playoffs
no need to turn the ball over like that, jeez
and a three again
sigh
fuck him man
Celtics please
Back to back turnovers not fun
morris 3
this is annoying at this point
fucking shit
god damn it
garland leg
knew it wasn’t ocer
he has 5 straight
DUDE
words never mentioned before
Gonna be a butt clinching last 5mins
5 straight threes
ban morris
howww
bro come on boston
thats some bs
Shoutout Mobley he’s shown his offensive capabilities this series alot
All this in just one min
they're so back
Wtf
investigate marcus morris' fanduel
it's alright. 9 pt lead is still huge lol
Not in today's NBA
if we lose
Commit buyout fraud and sign morris to a vet minimum
Marcus Morris said mean things about BP. Mods get him out plz
Garland still massaging that leg
only the celtics! 😭
i am totally willing to chalk it up to one of the weirdest playoff games from a role player ever
i have faith in this unit to close this out from here
Garland hurt dang
Offense is trolling bro. Big run then 20 minute drought.
Not really weird Mook was a streaky chucker
Garland is ok... he's playing
Ban Marcus Morris from the server 
Morris sold his soul tonight
Getting killed by Marcus morris in 2024 is crazy
morris on crack rn
Darius push
fucking unreal
is horford getting a quadruple double or something
thank youuu darius garland
100.5% TS
JB 2
Garland should get banged if Tatum did
Morris saw +5000 odds for him to break 20 and decided to go get himself the bag
JB
YES MARCUS MORRIS MISSED
Morris missed
We in gargland head
you were just fouling LeBron
Pause
What
lol JT
Bro missed all his free throws and still above 100% in true shooting
These refs are wild tonight with all the late calls
we have to take care of the ball man
Lol
@last sphinx is on a hate Morris heater. I’m all for it.
tabum
🤣
Late call
Tatum😭
YOU HAD THE LAYUP RIGHT THERE
wtf
he deserves it
tatum would rather defer to al horford than finish that
Why did Tatum do that?
omfg refs stop calling bs touch fouls
That was hilarious cmon guys worth it
So dumb
the only proper thing that he did while on a Celtics uniform is messing with Embiid
They're trying to keep the game close smh
Tatum forgot Morris wasn't on the team anymore
they're betting the spread
9 pt game
My wife vs Caitlin Clark Saturday omg!!
they need 5 to cover
Jrue 3
!jrue
JRUE CONNETCS
JRUE WOOO
!jrue
GOT IT
Jrue when it counts
jrue said fuck your bets
Tatum has been amazing tonight
JRUEEEE
Thank you jrue!
Last 3 games?
Fans feeling it
Nice
Jrue 2
Place about to erupt
Good D on Mobley by Jaylen
25/9/9
Yeah but tonight he looks head and shoulders above everyone else on the court
THATS HOW WE USE OUR BRAINS
JT just needs 1 more rebound and assist 🔥
who is that dude with the moustache?
FUCK YEAH
LMAO the guy in the derrick white shirt
i was about to say
some Indian fella
W
My cute rabbit yay!
def a bostonian
Now it's over
BACK TO THE ECF
Come on Tatum needs one more assist
this is what I'm talking about
Tatum has gotten so good against double teams
Celtics in 5 playoff run
4th ECF in 5 yrs.
Mee too, Dawg
praying the pacers force a game 7
Get Tatum the triple double
need the rest
yessir
plus Jrue's ability to get into the holes is awesome
tatum great vision
Should been on 3 peat road right now 😭
ECF Bound, love this team!!!!☘️💚
Idc who wins I just want a game 7
Timely buckets
ayo
pause
that chick got so much bugs in her apt
LETS GO PACERS TO FORCE GAME 7
We knocking on the door we need that chip
Pacers in the championship would be bliss
Pacers are so strong at home
NICE TATUM
Jrue 2
Nah Kneesmith gonna injure us all
JRUE RUEEEE
Yeah love Knicks but we need our rest go to 7 lol
Can someone pull up Tatum stats
mobley footwork is bad and the refs let him get away with a lot of travels
Tatum needs one more assist for a triple double
STATPAD LETS GOOOO
Rather play a decimated and dehydrated knicks team than the pacers
imo
we played almost a full series vs the pacers in the regular season and I dont remember the record
Tatum need sone assist man come on
that should do it
i said what i said
O lmaooo nice
al 3
3-2
AL
ALL ECF GAMES WILL BE ON ESPN
THE AL HORFORD GAME
ALLLLL
W
Good thing you wore that Panthers jersey Strus 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
We want boston
FINALLY, I CAN WATCH ON THE GO
HE NOT DED YET
AL HORFORD
WE WANT BOSTOM
GAME
sincerely,boston
YEAHHHHH
