Game 2: Celtics V Cavaliers - May 9, 2024 (94-118)

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https://fxtwitter.com/RealBobManning/status/1788730200076812320

[rocky viper]

game not over tho

[wide lodge]

Bruh

[quasi axle]

can like

horford

stop

shooting

holy

[hard sierra]

lol it'll be okay

[tardy rain]

i miss kp so bad

[north frost]

Swiss cheese defense

[royal leaf]

Is 3rd we good

[stuck musk]

We’re good

[oblique gate]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-dance-gif-20712705

[wide lodge]

Still long way to go but the shooting is concerning ffs

[north frost]

We’re are in fact not good

[drowsy bobcat]

The media finna fucking clown us and call us frauds

[hard sierra]

our 3s just got cold

[cyan eagle]

I miss when we were up 9 in the 1st quarter lol

[royal leaf]

We need to drive

[north frost]

That happens even if we win tho

[royal leaf]

Let shot come to us and not force

[wide lodge]

We need to go on a run

[royal leaf]

Drive

[hard sierra]

yeah our drives were really good

[trim lichen]

Weird to see them not playing defense yet again. Apparently learned nothing from the Heat shooting them out of the building in Game 2 last round

[hard sierra]

we got like and-1s at will

[royal leaf]

Yeah Tatums too

[rigid wind]

Shoutout to Bickerstaff he realized that our bigs can’t guard Mobley 1 on 1

[tardy rain]

We gotta draft a stretch center not a stretch big a real actual center, like rob williams who gets blocks and rebounds, not just a sick pylon.

[hard sierra]

maybe Joe is telling them to just keep driving - no need to kick out

[lucid pagoda]

5-13 from Tatum… wtf is the matter with him

[terse roost]

Why don’t we just lose all second games since we don’t seem to like@home court

Tatum and white bricking

[wide lodge]

It’s not Tatum

White bricking like mad today

[hard sierra]

I mean White just needs to get going

[near ice]

We need to string a little run together here

[hard sierra]

he was so hot game 1

[lucid pagoda]

Just saying this inefficient scoring trend he’s on isn’t good

[hard sierra]

so ... you know, you have faith good shooters will be good

[trim lichen]

Entire team is ice cold from 3

[near ice]

We still in this, game not over

[cyan eagle]

We need PP

[trim lichen]

Which...is exactly what happened in game 2 last round

[north frost]

We ain’t coming back

[hard sierra]

thing is ... games tend to even out for 3s

[north frost]

We never come back

[hard sierra]

we were ice cold game 1 first half

[quasi axle]

shaving my armpits if we come back

[cyan eagle]

PP will save us

[north frost]

I’m trying to jinx it

[oblique gate]

TIME TO DO THIS AGAIN!

[tardy rain]

We gotta have our best 4th quarter of the playoffs

[wide lodge]

Oh god

FFS

[shell flume]

I fell asleep. what happened

[keen crescent]

!KORNET

[hard sierra]

YES

that's how we do it

[north frost]

Our defense is now Swiss cheese and we can’t make a 3

[silver arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/luke-kornet-dabs-kornet-dabs-luke-kornet-boston-celtics-boston-celtics-gif-4456351575472939566

[chilly tartan]

foul mobley out and we got a chance!

[wide lodge]

Fuck

[shell flume]

oh okay. tatum has like 19 pts right?

[wide lodge]

Garland 3

[tardy rain]

bro ur 7'2

[cyan eagle]

Down 11

Ugh

[wide lodge]

Down 11

[tardy rain]

u can touch the basket without jumping

[solemn fox]

Bro

[tardy rain]

how are u missing these lays

[trim lichen]

Garland is on a heater whew

[rain abyss]

Outcoached again

[solemn fox]

Garland wtf

[chilly tartan]

damn

[rustic arrow]

Mobley tryna foul out

[rain abyss]

can't make layups

[hard sierra]

YES

KORNET

[wide lodge]

Please make both

[keen crescent]

lmao what

[hard sierra]

that's so huge

[north frost]

21 but still can’t make a jumpshot

[trim lichen]

Mobley has 4 fouls

[wide lodge]

2/2

[solemn fox]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-bro-wafflin-about-ohio-yapping-yap-yapper-gif-4046882727148979675

[wide lodge]

Kornet

[hard sierra]

dude luke - that was great

keep doing it

[cyan eagle]

How many fouls does Mobley have?

[coral pelican]

Good. Keep going.

[shell flume]

kornet keeps going to the line

[languid rose]

4

[coral pelican]

4

[rain abyss]

Cle is getting inside all they want

[rustic arrow]

Lol okoro

[shell flume]

tristan thompson is ass lol

[coral pelican]

By the end of this quarter, we are tying this

[wide lodge]

Bro

We can’t get a stop

[shell flume]

I hope so

[wide lodge]

Omg

[tardy rain]

Luke

just put the ball in the net

wha thte ufkc

[rocky viper]

time to capitalize on mobley on the bench

[cyan eagle]

Maaannn

[shell flume]

white forcing a 3

[trim lichen]

Torching the defense

[plucky wraith]

Whats our 3point record tonight?

[wide lodge]

PP

YES

[amber flicker]

yeah we might be done

[shell flume]

we aren't getting into our offense

[coral pelican]

YES PP

[cloud wharf]

Stay losing home court games to scrubs

[languid rose]

26%

[oblique gate]

AYO PP

[stuck musk]

It’s over guys

[solemn fox]

!pp

[wide lodge]

Ffsssss

DEFENCE PLS

[north frost]

Welp

On to game 3

[shell flume]

pp

[hard sierra]

tatum stopped getting calls

[terse roost]

Tatum gets fucked up in the playoffs

[lucid pagoda]

I wish out guys had more dog in them

[cyan eagle]

Yea we're not getting stops

[rain abyss]

did anyone expect this to be a sweep?

[agile galleon]

bro what are we doing

[shell flume]

tatum stop

[solemn fox]

There’s a whole quarter lmao

[terse roost]

That was a terrible shot and should have been a foul

[strong meteor]

we are buns

[ebon fox]

Lmfao tatum can’t win games if derrick white isn’t there to carry him

[shell flume]

tatum what was that

[north frost]

At least this gives me a reason to no get on twitter

[chilly tartan]

plenty of time left

[limpid surge]

Tabum

[north frost]

Okay and

[agile galleon]

we're just trolling at this point of the game

[coral pelican]

Doomers are fucking shitheads

[rocky viper]

jt how do you get blocked by tristan thompson

[north frost]

This is the Celtics we ain’t coming back 💀

[hard sierra]

bonus good

[broken silo]

AHAHAHHAHA

[royal leaf]

Damn white

[shell flume]

white wtf was that

[trim lichen]

No one is capable of hitting a three right now

[wide lodge]

Please White

[rocky viper]

white oof

[rain abyss]

ft's

[hard sierra]

we should serioulys just attack the rest of the way

[north frost]

Our defense is non existent and we can’t make a 3 it’s over

[rustic arrow]

Its a 10 point game in the 3rd yall are dumb af

[royal leaf]

Is 3rd lol

[hard sierra]

attack rim

[hidden jay]

Besides the big comeback against Detroit, have they pulled another big comeback this season?

[keen crescent]

Alright does anyone need a mute yet?

[cyan eagle]

Or our fts

[trim lichen]

Hopefully they wake up in the 4th

[north frost]

Yes and fts

[ebon fox]

jayson tatum is why i can never have a favorite player ever again

[coral pelican]

quite a few right now

[wide lodge]

Nice

[dense seal]

What’s going on someone enlighten me

[wide lodge]

While 2/2

[royal leaf]

Okay can we fast forward this 3rd man 😭

[wide lodge]

*White

[rustic arrow]

Freudian lol

[limpid surge]

We can’t buy a bucket

[mystic river]

Come on c's

[languid rose]

Scorching hot take

[dawn gull]

We’re losing and doomers are creaming their pnts

[ivory comet]

jaeycob muted vintagekey for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. Reason: rule 3

[terse roost]

Fuck this game so hard

[trim lichen]

Mitchell gets 3 ft's

[shell flume]

yep

[oblique gate]

We're gonna win

[plucky wraith]

Sloppy game

[oblique gate]

I can feel it my bones

[coral pelican]

Yep

[royal leaf]

Cavs shooting good

[royal leaf]

😭

[cyan eagle]

Fr

[strong meteor]

Tatum 15 points in the 4th please 😔🙏

[coral pelican]

we are getting back in this. Lot of time left

[wide lodge]

Just gotta keep it close

[shell flume]

mitchell 2/3

[oblique gate]

My pp is telling me we gonna see human PP go dummy in q4

[quasi axle]

bro

[royal leaf]

Yeah is 3rd not worried yet

[shell flume]

tatum

[strong meteor]

Tatum turns the ball over 😭

[plucky wraith]

Only 10 behind, feels like it should be more, just gotta get our focus and close that in no time

[shell flume]

come on man

[amber flicker]

tatums been so bad dude

[fluid marsh]

BRO

[limpid surge]

this only happened in after halftime , we were already losing by then

[mystic river]

We hopefully can score some more 😄

[terse roost]

GAHHHHHHHH

NO

[fluid marsh]

this is horrendous

[terse roost]

TATUM

[cyan eagle]

Watch that turn into a Cleveland 3pm

[keen crescent]

Kornet will save us

[remote zodiac]

It was tied at half

[ebon fox]

honestly i can’t defend him anymore, i’d rather have brunson than tatum

[amber flicker]

with kp out he’s going to need to step up

[terse roost]

BENCH TATUM

[shell flume]

yeah going 0/7 from 3 is bad

[hard sierra]

i think kornet can get mobley to foul out

[fluid marsh]

thats game

we lose

fuck

[cyan eagle]

Down 14

[limpid surge]

That’s already a loss , we’re not a comeback team

[plucky wraith]

0-7, sheesh

[quasi axle]

why cant we just

[wide lodge]

Omg

[gentle prawn]

fuck dawg

[quasi axle]

make a buckee

[shell flume]

brutal

[amber flicker]

i mean it’s gone

[wide lodge]

Mitchell is hot

[terse roost]

Tatum is no star if he SUCKS every postseason

[rustic arrow]

That shot of the crowd was sooo sad lmao

[rain abyss]

can't get a bucket

[ivory comet]

jaeycob muted anubgonecrazy for 1 hour, 59 minutes and 59 seconds. Reason: rule 3

[wide lodge]

TATUMMMMMM

[quasi axle]

im turning off a game bro

[wide lodge]

LETS GO TATUM

[terse roost]

Glad i didn’t go tonight

[quasi axle]

im turning off

this game

[shell flume]

not bad

[plucky wraith]

This is where our live or die 3 falls over, we never have a backup plan when we have an off night

[ivory comet]

jaeycob muted 2brn for 2 hours. Reason: rule 3

[zenith trout]

Most embarrassing part is Cavs are playing Morris and TT in their rotation

[languid rose]

Thanks for letting us know

[amber flicker]

lack of any rebounding either

[cyan eagle]

My friends invited me to come with them today, thank god I didn't go

[oblique gate]

Lolololol cmon boys

[hidden jay]

Man why do they play like they don't care? Our team is much better than the cavs let's be honest.

[amber flicker]

kp is the real difference maker ngl

[rocky viper]

guess this is the mitchell legacy game haha

[trim lichen]

Can't rebound, and there's another foul

Man;

[hard sierra]

hauser not a great game

[shell flume]

that's a bad foul

[cyan eagle]

https://twitter.com/StoolGreenie/status/1788733373802017220?s=19

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https://fxtwitter.com/StoolGreenie/status/1788733373802017220

[coral pelican]

get the defensive rebs guys come on.

[lucid pagoda]

Boy I wish we had a guy like Donovan Mitchell

[broken silo]

We just gotta regroup

[ebon fox]

more like Garland and Mobley

[queen quest]

lot of guys not having a great game lol

[solemn fox]

[ebon fox]

Mitchell has been ok

[rigid wind]

Idk what to say tbh we just can’t shoot

[coral pelican]

Greenberg is shit

[hard sierra]

well luke is

[dense seal]

We need a bounce back quarter like vs sixers

[cyan eagle]

PP too

[wide lodge]

Stop dooming man

[silver arrow]

We have a run coming up

[wide lodge]

Still got 12 mins to go

It’s not over

[rustic arrow]

Good job jb

[coral pelican]

YES JB COME ON

[broken silo]

I agree

[hard sierra]

see JB drive

that's it

[queen quest]

idk, it's just shots not falling. I'm not even mad at most of the shot selection, those normally go in

[shell flume]

jb you gotta put that in

[flat narwhal]

rebound and then draw a foul

didn't look good but it'll work

[plucky wraith]

Yeah 100%. When we have an off night, we forget we can shoot something other than a 3 lol

[hard sierra]

close out on 3s, and then continue to attack rim. we can totally do this

[ebon fox]

this game is wack bc jb made both fts

[wide lodge]

Just get it down to 6-8 points and we will be fine

[coral pelican]

JB made both. Come on. Get back in it

[silver arrow]

JBBB

[terse roost]

JB save us

[limpid surge]

Tatum

[languid rose]

3 comebacks from 14 this season

[limpid surge]

ffs

[trim lichen]

Another bad foul

[shell flume]

come on dude

[coral pelican]

OKAY. OKAY.

[queen quest]

PP putting in work

[wide lodge]

PPPP

[broken silo]

I want to see us grind back

[coral pelican]

YES PP COME ON MY DOG

[rustic arrow]

Holy fuck pritchard

[limpid surge]

90-78

[rustic arrow]

How

[dense seal]

Bruh

[broken silo]

Come on lgtb let’s get this bread

[shell flume]

we're really going to go a whole quarter w/o a 3

[gentle prawn]

wow

[cyan eagle]

Bruh

[wide lodge]

Holy shit

[strong meteor]

#score

[solemn fox]

Bro pritch wtf

[wide lodge]

Ffs

[shell flume]

welp

[limpid surge]

90-78

[languid rose]

Dang

[plucky wraith]

Your well ahead of me haha

[hard sierra]

uhhh

[limpid surge]

Cavs up

[coral pelican]

That's okay. An outlier quarter

[shell flume]

I thought they would steal one

[coral pelican]

We are fucking them back in the 4th

[dense seal]

It’s always the three point disparity, today and in game 2 last series

[hard sierra]

I honestly still see a way we can do this

[languid rose]

Cavs scored 36

[ebon fox]

donovan mitchell magnet ball 💔

[terse roost]

We gotta WAKE UP

[wide lodge]

I think we can still win

[royal leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-suit-rain-game-raining-gif-9578451275995195892

[rocky viper]

4th q comeback lets go

[terse roost]

we can win we gotta do better

[queen quest]

everybody steals 1 at the garden, nothing to worry about. plus the boys might be able to clamp down and comeback

[rocky viper]

nah dmitch is just like that bro

[hard sierra]

same, honestly some of the threes missed were WIDE open

[prime veldt]

There’s no way he just hit that shot

[royal leaf]

We need to drive 3s ain’t it tonight

[urban birch]

welp seasons over

[oblique gate]

12 is not bad

[wide lodge]

Is that even a 3

[drowsy bobcat]

Not one fucking 3pt that quarter

[strong meteor]

Banned

[cerulean spear]

We could use a comeback

[tardy rain]

pritchard can score in the paint but luke and al the ball fumbles out their fucking hands

[wide lodge]

Looks like a 2 to me

[hard sierra]

our drives have been so good! I bet we can get mitchell into foul trouble too. mobley might foul out at this rate

[trim lichen]

We are....6-25 from 3. Don't have it from there tonight. Happens. Find another way to get it done.

[vague estuary]

We letting the Cleveland “No Offense” Cavaliers spank us ☹️

[inland mauve]

I mean they’re hitting every 3, we’re missing our open ones. Hate to simplify it to that level, but sometimes tnays the game

[oblique gate]

BRO. 12 PTS IS EASY TO RECOVER

[cyan eagle]

5-0 run at the start would be nice

[hard sierra]

just drive luke to draw teh foul on mobley - he got two fouls in like a minute

[coral pelican]

@royal leaf make some noise for some free tshirts

[inland mauve]

Dude these are tough ass shots

[royal leaf]

Yeah for sure man

[strong meteor]

One quarter still left

[languid rose]

He’s got 1

[prime veldt]

if they lose

[strong meteor]

What is this ghosting by Jrue bro 😭😭😭

[wide lodge]

Plenty of time

[strong meteor]

We’re shooting 24% from 3 rn

[candid tundra]

Hey

[royal leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-music-grinch-noise-gif-2026200143651248979

[hard sierra]

lol, well, either way mitchell isn't a good defender

[silver arrow]

Hi Sultan

[urban birch]

yeah cs gonna heat up

[zenith trout]

Getting handled by a team giving Tristan Thompson and Marcus Morris real playoff minutes in 2024 is really something

[glossy sand]

It’s bostover

[wide lodge]

If Tatum goes nuclear jn the 4th, we win

[strong meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/loud-yelling-preach-angry-passionate-gif-4718708

[queen quest]

not like EVERYBODY is missing 3s, just let tatum and al take some more

[royal leaf]

Glad 3rd is over

[hasty spade]

i dont want to be a celtics fan after that 3rd

[prime veldt]

Ill bet 50 dollars the celtics go down 3-1 if we lose tonight

[hasty spade]

it was that pitiful

[wide lodge]

Just watch, Tatum taking over in the 4th

[rigid wind]

Mods let’s mute him

[hasty spade]

game 6 phili tatum?

[wide lodge]

Get this guy out

[prime veldt]

I’m kidding guys

[languid rose]

Yeah?

[wide lodge]

Yessir

[prime veldt]

Celtics in 4

[limpid surge]

[strong meteor]

GAME ON THE LINE? GIVE ME TATUM

[prime veldt]

Tatum just needs to break tf out

[cerulean pier]

our defense has been a little off.

[glossy sand]

Keep the vibes up. Celtics in the 4th gonna be like this

[strong meteor]

When was the last time the Celtics won a game 2?

[young lark]

Kornet 🗑️

[prime veldt]

he’s been ass for the past 2 months

[remote zodiac]

Not sure if your shit hot take was worse or your weak ass back pedaling

[rigid wind]

Sixers last year

[trim lichen]

Now would be a good time for Tatum to go off

[prime veldt]

Sixers series

[hasty spade]

2023 sixers

[wide lodge]

We WILL WIN

[strong meteor]

Damn Second Round

[wide lodge]

[languid rose]

White name makes bet. White name backpedaling.

[hasty spade]

celtics in 4 🗣️

[wide lodge]

Ffs Strus

[coral pelican]

game 6. Philly. Boston trailing 78-85. Tatum time. Everybody knows what happens next

[shell flume]

comeback season come on

[rain abyss]

It's not like the Bruins who have not won a game 2 in 8 series or something

[wide lodge]

It’s okay cmonnnnn

[young lark]

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue

[hasty spade]

0-8 from 3 in the 3rd 😭

[shell flume]

ughhhhhh

[violet wadi]

why are we buns

[cyan eagle]

Sigh

[violet wadi]

wtf

[oblique gate]

TIME FOR BLACK PANTHER

[hasty spade]

robbed

[royal leaf]

Geez 0-8

[shell flume]

these and-1 shots aren't falling

[wide lodge]

Nice Jb

[young lark]

Watching on mute because it helps with the anger

[solemn fox]

All the white name nephews appearing now

[hasty spade]

cookies and cream, just without the cream

[wide lodge]

JB 2/2

[hasty spade]

ive never seen jb og 2/2

[abstract bison]

D.White is shooting 30% with a -18, Jrue is 28%

JT,JB, and Al are all over 40%, PP is at 77% !!

[hasty spade]

its a miracle

[wide lodge]

It’s always like they’re waiting for us to lose lmao

[coral pelican]

Made both. Lets go. Keep at it

[hard sierra]

my app isn't updating the mitchell fouls

[hidden jay]

Aight c'mon boys we need a good run

[wide lodge]

My god Mitchell

He’s hot man

[hasty spade]

nice lil 9-0 to start the 4th'

[keen crescent]

lmao

[zenith trout]

The series is just fucking with my brain, seeing TT on the Cavs again. We back in 2018?

[rigid wind]

Mitchell is insane

[shell flume]

holy crap dude

[keen crescent]

Ofc the bank is open

[silver arrow]

Jaeyyyyyyyy

[dawn gull]

Are our game 2s gonna be our problem games or something?

[cerulean pier]

if he makes those then we lose lol

[trim lichen]

Mitchell can't miss sheeesh

[solemn fox]

Nothing you can do about him hitting everything

[pliant copper]

damn

[hard sierra]

more fouls

[terse roost]

Their lead is GROWING

[shell flume]

I think the cavs found the heat dark magic

[hasty spade]

strus crying about the call 🤣

[wide lodge]

PPPPOPP

PPPPPPP

[queen quest]

PP!

[violet wadi]

god I hated when he was on the celtics

[oblique gate]

PPP

[strong meteor]

Jrue needs to step up...

[wide lodge]

LFGGGGGG

[terse roost]

Why can’t we defend and just make some easy buckets

[royal leaf]

Spida venom

[wide lodge]

CMONNNNN

[solemn fox]

Is it game 7?

[coral pelican]

PP FROM DEEP

YES

[hasty spade]

PP WHY

[terse roost]

Bickerstaff also outcoaching Joe

[rigid wind]

WE MADE A THREE OMGGG

[zenith trout]

Just the 2018 Cavs but DMitch is better than LeBum

[cerulean pier]

!PP

[terse roost]

Miss

[thin iron]

PP

[wide lodge]

keep supporting the boys

[hasty spade]

THERE YA GO

[dense seal]

COME ON

[hard sierra]

here we go

PP

[solemn fox]

!pp2

[terse roost]

!pp

[shell flume]

that gets us back to the start of the quarter

[keen crescent]

lmao

[shell flume]

brick city

[remote zodiac]

We can beat Mitchell going off, the problem is when their randos start going off

[prime veldt]

Wait

[hasty spade]

!pp

[prime veldt]

wait

[keen crescent]

Back down to reality for levert

[rustic arrow]

Get loud

[zenith trout]

Where's JR Smith?

[silver arrow]

PPPPPPPPPPP

[coral pelican]

12 mins. Very much doable.

[hasty spade]

no energy 😭

[chilly tartan]

plenty of time

[hard sierra]

foul out mobley

[abstract bison]

Mitchell is shooting 50% with a +/- of +26, he's the top dog. JB needs to guard him

[oblique gate]

Finally a missed cavs 3

[hasty spade]

+26

[broken silo]

We are only down 12

Still very doable

[shell flume]

bro wtf

[hasty spade]

WILD

[hard sierra]

WHAT

[keen crescent]

What

[hard sierra]

that's a TERRIBLE call

[cerulean pier]

lol what????

[prime veldt]

Terrible call

[solemn fox]

Bro what

[hard sierra]

that is TERRIBLE

[rain abyss]

challenge

[cerulean pier]

challenge that?

[hasty spade]

[shell flume]

WHAT

[zenith trout]

How they do that to Al

[shell flume]

HOLY CRAP

[somber karma]

Bull shit

[silver arrow]

What!?!

[somber karma]

Bullshit

[hard sierra]

that has to be challenged

[somber karma]

Bullshit

[hasty spade]

GREEN LIGHT SPECIAL

[hard sierra]

what

[solemn fox]

What did he do?

[shell flume]

THESE REFS

[cyan eagle]

Bull shit

[shell flume]

DOG

WTF

[hasty spade]

PLEASE JOE

[shell flume]

it's over

[hasty spade]

overated chant please

[solemn fox]

I hate Joe not reviewing that

[hasty spade]

or refs u suck

either work

[terse roost]

I wish Tatum could do that

[wide lodge]

Wtf smh

[terse roost]

Mitchell cruising

[oblique gate]

Come on Mitchel please calm down.

[cyan eagle]

Down 16 now

[shell flume]

we can't shoot

[prime veldt]

It doesn’t get much worse than this

[rustic arrow]

Oof

[amber flicker]

yeah games gone lol

[terse roost]

Miss

[rain abyss]

mitchell legacy game

[hard sierra]

I woiuld've liked going up against mobley

[shell flume]

pull the starters

[hasty spade]

what the hell is this

[amber flicker]

tatum step the fuck up

[dense seal]

what is it with these loose ball fouls

[hasty spade]

put porzingus in

[hard sierra]

just attack mobley damn it

[hasty spade]

even he injured

[hard sierra]

pump fake him

[thin iron]

Killing us

[ebon fox]

these tillman - horford - jb lineups lost us the game

[limpid surge]

[remote zodiac]

Is he even on the floor

[chilly tartan]

this is starting to hurt

[trim lichen]

That will probably do it, we don't have it at all tonight

[cerulean pier]

alright take out pp but the starters back in.

[distant ore]

Just an ass shooting night from us

[amber flicker]

i just mean in the future

[distant ore]

We’ll get em game 3

[hasty spade]

joe turned him into a role player, so no 😭

[tardy rain]

this is embarassing

[amber flicker]

dude is not playing like a superstar in any way

[hard sierra]

I wanted tillman to go up

[solemn fox]

Sometimes a player just has a crazy game

[coral pelican]

we got time this game

[tardy rain]

what team are we watching wtf

[hard sierra]

just ... draw fouls on Mobley though

[royal leaf]

Okay we are cooked

[wide lodge]

We can still come back

[solemn fox]

Spida ate his wheaties this morning

[wide lodge]

Trust

[prime veldt]

the celtics better win 3 and 4

[distant ore]

We wining this series in 5 lmao the Cavs are high key fraudulent

[tardy rain]

none of our centers or bigs can make fucking layups

[hard sierra]

yeah I still see a path - that call sucked though

[distant ore]

Calm tf down

[urban birch]

mitchell gonna celebrate his way to cancun

[prime veldt]

the energy they put into this game is not it

[hidden jay]

Mitchell showing JT how a star plays. Hurts and Sad but true.

[hasty spade]

BUT WE CAN SHOOT 3'S !!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍

[wide lodge]

We gonna go on a 12-0 run

[royal leaf]

Symbiote Mitchell telling you

[young lark]

Tatum ain't coming back in

[dense seal]

Awful coaching "Celtics NON-DEFENSIVE strategies keep me up at night"

[dawn gull]

Why did we have to lose KP man

[hard sierra]

lol we need luke back in!

[terse roost]

Where are all the optimists

[hard sierra]

tillman should've challenged mobley

[royal leaf]

Sit starters now

[urban birch]

lmao ofc the second the cs lose mazulla gets blamed

[shell flume]

why are you talking like a c's fan with that logo

[hasty spade]

BUT WE CAN CHUCK THREES!!! 👍👍👍👍👍

[wide lodge]

Nah we coming back

[solemn fox]

It’s game 2 and mfs acting like Celtics blowing it in game 7 I cannot with you people

[abstract bison]

JB's defense is not doing it, he need to watch a TWolves game to see how its done

[oblique gate]

What is this Michtel guy, I swear he's on drugs

[drowsy bobcat]

JUST WIN A GAME 2 PLEASE😭

[hard sierra]

I see a run coming for sure

[amber flicker]

i just blame tatum in all honesty

[deft birch]

yea we lost

[deft birch]

its all good

[hasty spade]

100% on ped's

[amber flicker]

like i see all these other superstars showing out in the postseason

[royal leaf]

I don’t think so man

[amber flicker]

and he’s just been silent

[gentle prawn]

you in this chat also lol

[tardy rain]

ur not doing something by saying this, im 5x more of a celtics fan than u. i wear this logo cuz marcus smart, gotta show love to the dude who started it all

[deft birch]

@gentle prawn yo

[amber flicker]

unacceptable

[wide lodge]

This game going to OT

[deft birch]

LMAOOO

[coral pelican]

yep

[shell flume]

oh okay mb

[limpid surge]

W

[royal leaf]

I hope lol

[deft birch]

this the g rated celtics server @gentle prawn

[hasty spade]

[prime veldt]

Can the nba drug test spida

[young lark]

I picked the wrong week to stop smoking

[broken silo]

Insane comeback coming

[zenith trout]

This is the 2018 Cavs with Mitch playing like LeBum but with better big men

[shell flume]

can tatum just be a killer.

[terse roost]

Smoke opium

[zenith trout]

Damn

[stuck musk]

We’re getting stomped. Wtf man

[gentle prawn]

lamoo. Im keeping it calm

[shell flume]

what is bro doing tonight

[royal leaf]

Gang shiii yeee

[rocky viper]

speak it into existence

[prime veldt]

He never shows up when it matters most

[abstract bison]

He's our highest scorer tonight and he has 7 REB and 6 Assists.

[hasty spade]

everyone go watch derrick white game 6 ecf

[broken silo]

Manifest

[hasty spade]

it'll cheer us up

[drowsy bobcat]

Hope some shit like these repeats

[broken silo]

Everyone manifest

[shell flume]

sixers game 7 last year

[tardy rain]

smart would rip our bigs up rn fucking call them out so bad

[hidden jay]

Aight fam gaming isnt over. Let's not make conclusions yet

[amber flicker]

sure but watch the game

[tardy rain]

luke what are u doing

[craggy mist]

Bro Celtics making me lost my mind needa roll me one 😓

[amber flicker]

he has been bad

[ancient folio]

Idgaf if we comeback this game or not, we winning out after this game either way

[broken silo]

Let’s go

[royal leaf]

It will I give Cleveland one

[broken silo]

Comeback

[tardy rain]

we need u play like ur an nba player common

[prime veldt]

Matters MOST.

[broken silo]

Comeback

[young lark]

No, it isn't over but our effort is lacking severely

[ancient folio]

This

[royal leaf]

[keen crescent]

He's been fine our defense has been bad all game

[subtle latch]

Our three point suffers bad without KP not just cuz hes a good shooter he changes how teams play d

[wide lodge]

Bro

Strus ffs

[rain abyss]

not enough effort to the rack

[oblique gate]

Bro come on!

[shell flume]

damn dude

[wide lodge]

JBBBBB

[amber flicker]

i don’t really think fine cuts it with kp gone

[wide lodge]

COME ON

[hasty spade]

WHY THE HELL IS STRUS ONLY GOOD AGAINST THE CELTICS

[coral pelican]

JB

[hasty spade]

tysm derrick

[subtle latch]

This is just like the heat game the cavs are above 50% on threes

[amber flicker]

he needs to truly elevate

[shell flume]

I think these teams make dark magic every game 2 against us

[keen crescent]

I mean we played good defense and won by 25 in game 1 lmao

[chilly tartan]

our offense tonight has been offensive

[gentle prawn]

whats the score . Stoped watching

[amber flicker]

yeah but it was kind of derrick whites doing

[abstract bison]

Derrick White and Jrue are 1 for 9 from the 3 point line and you'll blaming JT. Fools

[deft tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-jumping-off-balcony-sugasmp4-kms-kys-dude-balcony-gif-22668873

[tidal hemlock]

Remember how confident so many of you were that this was about to be a sweep

[tardy rain]

they just broke 100 its a wrap

[prime veldt]

Sometimes this team just makes my want to pull my fucking hair out of my head

[hasty spade]

winning-losing(celtics)

[shell flume]

why would we tell you if you not watching

[gentle prawn]

cutting grass with scissors

rn

[young lark]

Do we have a coach?

[amber flicker]

i just look around the league and even at the other team and i see donovan mitchell playing like a true tier 1

[royal leaf]

I seen enough no fucken comeback lol

[zenith trout]

Did the Mass legislature copy Texas and ban KornHub access? The team playing flaccid tonight

[shell flume]

what a wuss taking a timeout

[hasty spade]

assistant coach got hired by charlote

[cyan eagle]

When we put luke in the first quarter that killed us

[amber flicker]

i haven’t really seen it from tatum this postseason

[abstract bison]

He's not great at making in game adjustments when we're down. It just spirals out of control.

[cyan eagle]

He's here until the end of playoffs thank god

[prime veldt]

No we have a guy with a clipboard that doesn’t know how to actually use it

[gentle prawn]

im just truly speechless rn

[trim lichen]

Pretty much need the threes to start falling to comeback and it's just not happening right now

[oblique gate]

Down 17 😦

[amber flicker]

and with kp gone we’re likely going to need it

[royal leaf]

Just glad corgi was wrong had us winning today

[hasty spade]

and at this rate he aint gonna be here long

[young lark]

Truer words were never spoken

[gentle prawn]

coffee don’t taste the same with a Celtics L

[hard sierra]

He's good at in between game adjustments though - almost a blessing to have to adjust early

[drowsy bobcat]

Its gonna take a fucking miracle

[wide lodge]

We gonna go on 18-0 run

I can feel it

[terse roost]

Tatum is not that dude tonight

[young lark]

That's what it looked like. I just wanted to be sure. Thanks for the confirmation

[thin iron]

we need sixers series tatum

[terse roost]

Every fucking season

[rocky viper]

fr

[hasty spade]

mark my word:
cavs making an unneeded adjustment, and the celtics go on a big run

[royal leaf]

Not even thinking like that give Cavs the game they only getting Celtics gentleman’s with the sweep

[rocky viper]

wake up in the last 5 mins of the 4th and just go nuclear

[terse roost]

Wolves are rolling like gods meanwhile we are fucking around at home to scrubs

[prime veldt]

“Every team loses” but we lose in the worst ways possible

[terse roost]

Like clowns

[hard sierra]

I just don't get why jrue hasn't stuck to mitchell better

[terse roost]

So frustrating

[hard sierra]

or DW

[abstract bison]

Maxi scored 8 points in less than a minute, we can still get back!

[royal leaf]

They get hot lol

[dawn gull]

Once again two factors cost us: someone had a god night and we shot like crap

[terse roost]

Flashbacks to the warriors finals

[hasty spade]

"but i thought boston was the best team in the league" 🤡

[young lark]

Should I turn off the TV or keep torturing myself? Decisions decisions

[amber flicker]

i know tatum has a tier 1 player in him and i honestly can’t explain why he continuously allows dudes like max strus to bother him

[cyan eagle]

Yeah that's about it

[royal leaf]

Yeah mavs won’t play like this again

[indigo fox]

Now we’re gonna have a series and don’t realize that the quick we take a team out the more rest we get

[dawn gull]

I hate how it’s always game 2 though

[trim lichen]

Idk how we're blaming Joe here when he can't physically get on the court to make them knock down the open shots they've been missing this entire 2nd half

[cyan eagle]

We're missing all of our 3s, simple layups, and worst of all free throws

[royal leaf]

Gentleman sweep

[hasty spade]

id rather re-watch the bruins game last night than this

[cyan eagle]

Fr like can we not have a 2-0 lead bro

[prime veldt]

the missed layups really got us this game

[amber flicker]

just be objective here brother

lol

[young lark]

I wanted this series to be over as soon as possible so I wouldn't have to look at Max and his stupid face

[rustic arrow]

step 1: get to single digits

[prime veldt]

You should have seen how many missed opportunities we had

[royal leaf]

Now we need stops and hope 3s starts falling now

[keen crescent]

We're 20/24 from the freethrow line tonight lmao

[hasty spade]

told you un needed adjustment

[rocky viper]

nah metro got a nun and the duolingo bird dancing to bbl drizzy

this is wild

[shell flume]

I feel like we never run offense

[royal leaf]

JB wow lol

[shell flume]

like we just stand around

[coral pelican]

TATUM

[hasty spade]

strap

[abstract bison]

we have 7 minutes to wipe 17 point lead

[shell flume]

nice tatum

[hasty spade]

w

[solemn fox]

Me when I spread misinformation

[dawn gull]

Seriously?

[amber flicker]

ok get us going jay

come on

[hard sierra]

should have been and 1

[hasty spade]

scoreboard?

[amber flicker]

nope

[shell flume]

that bruins game was awful

[pliant copper]

this is exactly what I had nightmares about

Max Strus

[solemn fox]

Lmao Strus

[hasty spade]

MAX STRUS IS ONLY GOOD AGAINST THE CELTICS

[shell flume]

he brought the heat dark magic

[solemn fox]

I mentioned I didn’t want to play Cavs because of Strus

[royal leaf]

Damn today was last day of spring semester and I get this 😭

[solemn fox]

I knew he would do some annoying shit

[abstract bison]

I still don't get why Joe didn't challenge that Al call

[keen crescent]

I mean

[solemn fox]

Ayyyy me too just finished my final exam before the game

[cyan eagle]

Congrats on finishing the sem tho!

[keen crescent]

We left him wide open

He's going to hit wide open 3s

[pliant copper]

Guys I don’t think we’re winning

😭

[royal leaf]

Yeeee congrats fam time to enjoy summer?

[wide lodge]

Gg

[oblique gate]

Ok I'm out

[amber flicker]

this games just a shitstorm of awfulness tbh

[wide lodge]

We go again in game 3

[royal leaf]

Thank you need to celebrate regardless an L tonight

[solemn fox]

lol nah bro I’m taking a summer class and I got a full time job

[cerulean pier]

aight 1 - 1 going to fucking cleveland

[rocky viper]

bbl drizzy

[dawn gull]

It’s always one random player

[queen fiber]

Bro seeing Struss make a 3 makes me watch ghost from Vietnam

[rocky viper]

bbllll drizzzyyyy

[solemn fox]

So real bro

[lucid pagoda]

Bad habits

[pliant copper]

they’re 4-0 at home in playoffs

[rigid wind]

This game showed how important KP is to us

[drowsy bobcat]

Turned of the game

[royal leaf]

Yeah I was thinking about summer class but decided to pass on that I’ll start again fall

[cerulean pier]

about to be 4-2

[broken silo]

Kendrick Lamar Kendrick Lamar Drake Kendrick Lamar Drake Drake Kendrick Lamar Drake

[rocky viper]

i'm thicker than a snicker

[drowsy bobcat]

Hurting us more than i thought

[vapid cloak]

Sunday we go

[rocky viper]

i'm theicker than your ninja

[keen crescent]

https://x.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1788739722509971769

[bold arch]

https://fxtwitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1788739722509971769

[rocky viper]

don't act like you don't know me

these yams deserve a trophy

[royal leaf]

Real!

[young lark]

We threw up a lot of bricks tonight

[rocky viper]

baby it aint no mystery

got the best bbl in history

[prime veldt]

This game showed us why we need to hit 3s

[strong meteor]

7-31 is just inexplicable

[rocky viper]

this cake will make you show up

[young lark]

I picked the wrong week to stop doing cocaine

[ebon fox]

it’s funny how we always have a brick fest when the other team can’t miss

[keen crescent]

"the girth of a minivan"

[rigid wind]

If I see one more ban under my message…

[rocky viper]

i know you see this glow up

[ancient folio]

A lot of which were open shots

[pliant copper]

just not making the open ones it’s simple

[royal leaf]

Yeah bro I don’t see teams go on a shoot out vs us @keen crescent

[ebon fox]

it’s never like a shootout where both teams are hitting everything

[rocky viper]

bbl drizzy

[amber flicker]

we just could not buy anything tonight

[coral pelican]

We aren't able to sink in those WIDE open looks too

[cerulean pier]

these are all open shots...

[rocky viper]

bbl drizzy

[abstract bison]

Celtics in 6, think it would've been an easy sweep if we had KP

[young lark]

This observation strangely makes me feel better

[rocky viper]

https://tenor.com/view/anita-max-wynn-drake-do-sumn-for-me-gif-14703966157719274088

[hard sierra]

uuhhh... these are open 3s

[trim lichen]

I too said Celtics in 6

[abstract bison]

BBL Mitchey

[shell flume]

stevie wonder would shoot better than us rn

[terse roost]

DISGRACE

[agile galleon]

cavs on 69

[terse roost]

All the doomer haters silent

[strong meteor]

Stevie can see

[royal leaf]

I said 5 lol

[pliant copper]

they’re cooking us just as much as we cooked them damn

[cyan eagle]

Can't help when we can't hit our shots but they hit all of theirs

[wide lodge]

Fairs we got cooked but we move

[terse roost]

Losing by 20 in the playoffs

[chilly tartan]

we didnt get anything to fall tonight

[cloud wharf]

Stay losing home games

[royal leaf]

Win 2 at Cleveland and close it at home rest

[thin iron]

they can't miss

[terse roost]

At home

Imagine spending $400 to see this game

[agile galleon]

today we goot cooked but the series just started

[hard sierra]

welp, bad game

[agile galleon]

still hurts

[terse roost]

Disprectful

[chilly tartan]

straight up got cooked tonight

[wide lodge]

We will get them at Cleveland

[heady rose]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-lost-new-york-sigh-alone-gif-24949861

[royal leaf]

More?

[trim lichen]

Fans leaving

[shell basalt]

Heat: First time?

[inland mauve]

Celtics in 5

[subtle latch]

Jesus

[rocky viper]

why drake look like his beard painted on tho

[hard sierra]

we should've gone more inside

[cyan eagle]

I almost did LOL

[royal leaf]

Yeah

[hard sierra]

I think we had a path... just needed patience

[rain abyss]

Did anyone call this a sweep?

[hard sierra]

but... open threes

[rocky viper]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-disappointed-kurrco-gif-23827201

[prime veldt]

this is the worst game I’ve seen all year

[thin iron]

hit more 3s please

[royal leaf]

Not me

5

[dawn gull]

Not gonna bother with banter with those people

[strong meteor]

White and Brown combined 1-14 from deep

[light sentinel]

This is the problem with this team

[hard sierra]

I see good adjustments coming though

[rocky viper]

also i like how if you search drake in tenor it's just him being zesty

[young lark]

Loss to warriors and Lakers were pretty awful

[hard sierra]

yeah and how often do we think that happens?

[strong meteor]

Very rarely

[hard sierra]

brown and white WIDE open

[pliant copper]

???

[novel violet]

When will Porzingis return?

[pliant copper]

FLAGRABT

WHATTT

[prime veldt]

Neither were as bad as tonight

[hard sierra]

I have little issues with the shot quality

[pliant copper]

THATS NOT A FLAGRANT

COME ON

[hard sierra]

so... long term I'm not worried

[rigid wind]

White shooting regression was bound to come he can’t sustain 45+ 3% the entire playoff run

[solemn fox]

[royal leaf]

Wow

[subtle latch]

Its seems like a close series without KP

[coral pelican]

The deeper this series goes, the sooner we get KP 🙂

[light sentinel]

If this happens against the Timberwolves in one game then it's gonna get tricky

[young lark]

One was an insane comeback and another was against scrubs

[hasty spade]

Tatum rn:

[keen crescent]

He hit him on the head

[ebon fox]

yes it is lol

[subtle latch]

ppl forget how much KP helps our team

[agile galleon]

got cooked today

[terse roost]

Why get first seed in the league if you throw it away every series

[abstract bison]

Joe will make adustments , we'll be fine..

[prime veldt]

It’s not just that

[strong meteor]

I mean we were 21-4 without Kp this year

[young lark]

I turned it off on that Tatum foul. Idiot

[royal leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/unicorn-happy-birthday-dance-moves-gif-24459212

[prime veldt]

1-15 from 3

[pliant copper]

ok but I’m a biased Celtics fan so let me be in peace with my delusions

@ebon fox too

[terse roost]

We should be able to beat the Cavs without KP

[heady rose]

he benched everyone lmao same

[wide lodge]

Can’t wait for the doomers on here to keep dooming until game 3

[prime veldt]

Is not going to cut it

[hard sierra]

let's not get ahead - last year I think at least two teams started 0-2 at home, and still came back

[rustic arrow]

how does the math on that work 😂

[shell flume]

that was our best game of the year

[hard sierra]

GSW did

[keen crescent]

WALSH MINUTES

[novel violet]

we have no answer in rim protection. we know lol

[ancient folio]

Keep dooming, I bet you were saying the same thing after game 2 last series

[royal leaf]

Heat vs Celtics game 2 2.0 lol

[strong meteor]

One game does not a series make

[coral pelican]

math is mathing

[young lark]

Brissett!!! Energy man!!!

[agile galleon]

today wasn't tnt fault

[broken silo]

Somehow, it doesn’t feel as bad

[hard sierra]

I disagree! luke was good! I think we went away from him too early

[heady rose]

this is behind

[broken silo]

We contested better than the heat game

[chilly tartan]

ive had enough of this tomfoolery for the night

[royal leaf]

Yeah is does not lol

[rigid wind]

No big from Boston was good tonight

[cerulean pier]

luke was getting cooked on switches.

[novel violet]

when is KP coming back? if he's gone for the series then buckle up for cancun (not doom)

[prime veldt]

The celtics only have 9 POINTS this quarter

[hard sierra]

but he did something important - was willing to shoot vs mobley - drew fouls

[young lark]

Dude, looks like garbage tonight

[subtle latch]

Damn thats surprising

[strong meteor]

I’m not worried about the Cavs

[thin iron]

about to lose by 30

[agile galleon]

W

[abstract bison]

I'd rather we lose by 25 than losing by a single point in OT2

[keen crescent]

[royal leaf]

IG going to have a ball tonight with L just waiting for it

[dawn gull]

We’ve seen this in the Heat series but I’m still worried

[tardy rain]

queta bout to outplay luke and tillman

[strong meteor]

Joe turning the controller off

[heady rose]

this isn’t a cavs issue. it’s a celtics issue

[shell flume]

yep

[dawn gull]

Gonna play video games to distract myself

[agile galleon]

we have just to look for game 3 and 4

and done

[subtle latch]

Wtf was that turnover

[grizzled shale]

Yeah.. we didn't get our shots

[subtle latch]

😭😭

[royal leaf]

Nice!! I’m go eat lol

[novel violet]

our games depend on if our 3s go in. we went 0-8 from 3 in the 3rd quarter.

[cerulean pier]

whats a good show i should watch

[dawn gull]

We’re a good 3 point team

[heady rose]

yeah, and that’s unacceptable

[shell flume]

svi gonna go crazy

[royal leaf]

Yeah I don’t see teams out shoot us in a series

[thin iron]

tom brady roast

[dawn gull]

It’s just when we have stinkers our opponents suddenly turn into prime Steph and Bron

[cerulean pier]

seen it

[royal leaf]

!lebrover

[ancient folio]

Tatum had 25 points in a loss, guess nba Twitter got what they wanted 😔

[strong meteor]

21% from 3 is not going to win any game

[coarse abyss]

CELTICS ARE LOSING TO THE CAVS IN FOUR 🗣️🗣️

[keen crescent]

Yeah cause it's harder to get your defense set when you're missing shots

[grizzled shale]

good job for the cavs with the adjustment... Joe will look at the tape and adjust

[abstract bison]

loved that BB joke on the Krafts roasting him in the dynasty doc

[heady rose]

i don’t even think we’re gonna lose the series, i’m just pissed we’re doing this rn. clown show in boston

[hasty spade]

Walsh minutes

[royal leaf]

!lebrover

[coarse abyss]

I personally couldn’t care less cuz they’re gonna win the next 3

[cerulean pier]

want a massage?

[rigid wind]

I don’t think Mobley performance tonight was a fluke, he could be that all series long none of our bigs can contain him

[thin iron]

that was great, Bill looked like he wanted nothing to do with the shot with Kraft at the end lol

[summer frigate]

at the end of the day, its just a basketball game

[strong meteor]

They’re losing tonight so they can close out Game 5 at home

[abstract bison]

Do you blame him? they did him dirty

[royal leaf]

Yeah agree

[tulip fossil]

L

[ancient folio]

Giving Mike Gorman one last game again!

[thin iron]

Not at all, I'm with Bill