#Game 5: Celtics V Heat - May 1, 2024 (118-84)
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yall remember how last season no one came back from an 18 point lead in the playoffs, does anyone know what the line is right now?
Tatum heard ppl talking about his percentages
I loved this first quarter 😆
Who tf made that bird noise after love missed that shot
same
seriously. a perfect quarter ruined by such a small thing. i cannot
so we got no more basketball to watch on friday
tatum rocking threes
WHERE ARE THE DOOMERS NOW?
White names wya
Hauser and DW shut them up
In Cancun probably
Watching with half closed eyes
derrick white is killing it this year
yeah for sure, that breaks a lot of narratives the haters use to discredit the team
What a game so far

miami on 100
Only if he were naked
People not named Derek White have not been shooting well before tonight
Man I love pp and hauser
now can we rattle off 120 on the game?
Absolutely cooking
jus him
That wink!
I love sam’s energy rn
It looks like we'll surpass that
He’s locked in
😉
wait it's only been the first q not the first half
LMAOOOO
This team is locked on, I love it
drop 140 on these cats
Tatum 2 shots 9 points
Boston Celtics
On our way to drop 150 plus let’s goo fuck this heat
after missing those throws he better drop good amount of threes
that's my free throw merchant!
Boston Massachussets
Tatum played the full quarter for the first time in a bit
TD Gahden
everybody stop. @smoky quest is here
We back baybeee
Just got out work 😭
let's play some D and limit them to 12 this quarter
tyler herro as expected the worst player itl
Tatum looks focused
TAT
thats so cold
its just amazing
Airball baby
lol
LARRRRRRY BURDDDDD
Airball😭😭😭
Ayy Gonzo is there
Big bum
Jrue hitting jumpers tonight now? lol embarrassment of riches tonight
Love to see it
Jrue
o7
Jrue
Delon wright got 7 stitches lol
BUTTER
love jrue
we blew the same lead against the hawks about a month ago so ill hold my breath
lol
we keep going for twos I will be happy
Caleb martins jump shot is ass cheeks
Hey I haven’t been watching why does Derrick white Have 15 points
Doomer alert
They’re just not able to make any baskets 😭
we aren't playing the hawks lol
yeah now JT isn't taking that jumper anymore
yeah that's crazy
he saw bam and said nope
just sayin lol
this is the playoffs
AND ONE
I was about to say the same thing
lol
AND ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
jb pooting show
💀
This team is so good locking in isn't nessicary
Me too
Sheeeesh jaylen
we having fun???
we good without porzee
sexy miss on the FT too. Loved it. He's in his element
I love how everyone knows to crash the boards hard when Brown is shooting free throws
BETTER THAN A FT
thats good
lmfaoooo
great pass by JB to holiday
JB smart
ARE YOU ENTERTAINED?????
CELTICS PLAYERS WITH COLOR LAST NAMES CANNOT BE STOPPED RN
jb puting show man fr
GET THESE BUMS OUT OF MY BRACKET.
24 point difference
they know it's lottery
I like winning and I hate the heat. This is fun.
trade for draymond and jalen rn
same
yooooo
bring are secret weapon magenta off the bench coach
THERE GOES MY HERO
Heat fans are super toxic
how fun is watching himmy buttler with such a confidence
the jrue oreb + brown 2 is huge
Lot of game left guys
I hate the heat too 😌
lmao this is a smackdown
Max Angel GOAT
Our guys know that they can pad their stats if they crash on a brown free throw
just 7 yrs old
Retire Herros jersey!
W Max
Heat should quit after halftime and call it a day tbf
Respect to Tyler Herro for having a Klay Thompson tribute game today 🔥
Retire Max Angel's jersey
Trade herro for Caitlin Clark
he was wearing a tatum jersey
We might actually make the heat give up for once ngl 🤞
as long as they don't pull the #heatculture 🤞
We scoring 150
Maybe we can make the nba create a mercy rule
I love you Derrick white
Exactly lol 😂
they did not
Opt out
Heat culture is to try to injure our best players while down 30
Heat in 8
bitch
bro got hyped after 1 game
8 years
exactly
Oh, yes
I need this to get loud
Miami Beat
Lmao
I mean ik u guys still won but look at the team u guys beat
This is a g league team
Me watching Tyler herro shoot
oh lawd
BLOCKED
who you guys wanna face next cavs or magic
JRUE
cavs
Classic lmao
It dont matta Celtics in fo
KORNET
you cooked with this LMAO
air adebayo
JRUE
get relegated 100%
FUCKING HELL
Brownnnnnnn!!
3!!!
Is closeout JB the goat???
Nah we’ve been to the ecf 3-4 last years
loving it
THE BOSTON THREE PARTY HAS ARRIVED
crazy
JAYLEENENENE BORWNWWW
i wonder what is jimmy doing rn
This is fun
JB shooting 0% from the FT rn 😭
Let’s go home!!! Let’s go home!! Kenny smith voice*
I'm not trying to retroactively relegate you 😂

LOOOOOL
he shot one , no?
it is OVERRRRRR
Bury the Heat. Remind them “Himmy” wouldn’t have saved them
lol
JB can hit contested 3's but FT's he draws the line
TO BE CONTINUED BY DERRICK WHITE
we are in year SEVEN and jaylen still can’t hit free throws
i wanna see a "tyler herro hits a three to cut the lead to 42" tn
JB really doesnt like that lft line lol
Not even a Kyle Kuzma jersey
As a Jojo fan I love this
mazzula finna mandate daily free throw practice
Herro scores his first bucket
Brown pls learn how to shoot free throws
55-30, y'all hype!?!?!
Joe needs to tie Jaylen to the ft line for 48 hours
jaylen stinking it up at the FT line 💔
Who’s worse at fts jaylen brown or shaq😭
um
aww
Need to force him to make a routine everytime he's at the line
damn
tatum messing up
Derrick and others are there to makeup for it
Better now than in the fourth
Herro douchey
tatum should stop now with iso
don’t let this you be distracted from the fact that Shaq shot 50% from 3 in a season
Hot white 15 in a quarter damn we winning chip bro
lmao
Nice after push
Herro fuck off
miami in zone
Herro dirtiest player after green
yh fuck herro
finally
If I was PP I'd bait herro into a tech
eject his ass
Typical Miami heat player
What’s with tryna hurt big al 🙁
Derrick white 🤍
Damn bro on background too smh
Al 💪

Big Al 💪
Big Al !!!!!
Hell yes!!!
!!!!!!!
Horford’s son is soooooo adorable
@ivory kraken bring out the Pal Horford post
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HORFORDDDD
yeah giannis is pretty good looking
tito horford 🔥 dad
we’ve gotta cash in on free throws
why are we shooting 5/11 from the FT line
Surprised we haven't got any tillman minutes yet this series
!horford
its SPOver
Brown left his stank on the free throw line
God damn you, was about to make that same joke
LOL
LMAO
rekt

against hawks
Payton 🤩
can we make free throws? lmao
god i hate tyler pedo
Fix the line PP
that one is wild lmao
please make fts
Payton pritchard the free throw maker 🔥
“Miami is getting dominated in every area”💀💀💀
Only white guys make free throws Luke and Payton
We need to push it to 30 atleast smh
i need a 45 pt lead so someone hits a three to cut the lead to 42
42 big al
you get what you wish for ig 😌😌😌
!kornet3
!kornet
stamp on their throats
Okay getting out live I’m fucking this up
Tatum is on the bench
14-5 run and were still up 19 and its the first half is funny
Bruh runs are part of basketball
kornett should be traded fast
This needs to be a billboard outside their arena
since @smoky quest came on live
3-18 FG
JB 26 missed FTs
Exactly bye lmao
yeah but it’s like a reoccuring theme with us

Heat are stopping 3s
timeout. Spo to learn basketball from Joe. Nice
Brown from the free throw line is gonna kill me - I literally had a higher percentage in JV basketball man cmon 😭😭
Tbf u didn’t have millions of ppl watching u in jv basketball
Yea and I don’t get paid 60 million dollars either
Fair
why are the Celtics dancers dancing to AC/DC's TNT???
I think it balanced out 🙂
JB ft release has always been weird he suddenly pauses mid-shot it’s very strange.
Shuffled lineup tonight. Didn’t take his normal break
brown will fix his free throws this offseason
jb has prolly the most beautifull technique
Needs to fix it now, it’s been an issue for years
Can I see Queta tonight? 🤤
It’s a banger
copium
He needs a ft routine
One thing at a time bud
He fixed his left hand last off-season
Can I see Jordan Walsh 
mike gorman’s final game today i’m crying
Realism*
An NBA player should be able to fix multiple issues at once 😀
Brad on phone. Is he here in this server?
Not to mention his salary
Brad if you are reading this, i love you
You’ll see the bench in the 4th at this pace
Brad is you are reading this give me courtside tickets 👍
wish I could listen to the boston broadcast, instead I have to suffer SVG being a cuck again
brown should be taking 1000 free throws every day in the offseason
Luke assisting
Facts
Brissett, Queta, PP... death lineup
Keep complaining bro, he took his game to a different level this year and you’re still complaining
The Boston broadcast has been kinda hard to watch this game they’re just being too over the top
I get it sucks missing free throws
But you’re not an NBA player so don’t act like you know what it’s like 😂
It’s his last game if they win
guys I have a genius idea, what if we built around Jayson Tatum?
I'd rather watch jb miss ft's instead of missing 2's and 3's
Spo is a dick
Patty mills 😭
that was nice by luke
danny ainge 7 years ago
one of our bench guys, I think that Tatum kid might be special
Can Patty Mills just sign here for the vet minimum next year?
only 19
Joe Harris is also not a good freethrow shooter but was one of the best shooters in the league free throws is very hard
This but with D White
Newest Celtic acquisition next year 🔥
Spo, the greatest coach of all time.
7-4 Playoffs record against the Joe, the worst coach of all time
I hope JT has a 2nd half comeback
Steph moving screens
What would be better shaq with curry shooting or Jaylen brown with mark price ft% 🤔
Jersey swap goes crazy
Herro for Tatum, brown white and xaiver Tillman. Who says no?
svg need an ass beating fr
from another discord im in. i love heat fans.
Tyler Herro would cook in the Venezuelan basketball league he can go there
Pat Riley
probably the heat
Joe gets so little credit in wins, but so much hate in losses
kornet is doing pretty well
!kornet
lmao
You people were looking for KP fill ins when the Murder Kornet has been ready to dab on Miami.
What was that
are you lost, sir?
Gonzo sighting
patty mills 10,000 iq play
kornet dpoy
Herro would be like the 10th man in our rotation 🥱 I’d even take Springer over him
he’s improved so much this season
Hurricane Kornet hit Florida
wtf JB
At least Springer isn’t BBQ chicken on defense
stop fucking around
LKOOOOOOOL
Why is Brown on the court still if he has the yips
JB TROLLLLING
JB the turnover machine
Dear Jaylen, Get some talcum powder
alright doomers simmer it down
id rather have him out there shooting his way out of it when we're up 20 than not
in June
bro you are 5 mins behind
I’ll be in Boston
ok
That was weird
ok
How is that not an offensive foul on wright
Patty pushing JT
Good try
bad quarter of basketball. i am not happy
god SVG shut the FUCK up
Coach Deuce
Better to miss than to never shoot
At this point just don't be surprised, we're winning heavily rn so that's all that matters
i mean we won it by 4
1️⃣ They dont win
2️⃣ <10
3️⃣ <20
4️⃣ <30
5️⃣ 40+
Duece wrote “Jaylen! PRACTICE YOUR MFING FREE THROWS”
captain obvious
Korn Hub Appreciation Society isn’t shocked
Mavericks wins against clippers today, who else agrees??
🤓
nah
Bobby manning used to pray for times like this
Kornet eclipse coming through once more
all of the Kornet doubters are awfully silent right now 
Guys I think Deuce is cooking here, let Tatum play down low and have 10 shooters on all 3 levels of the court, truly revolutionary 🔥
DELON WRIGHT STIFF ARMED TATUM
"Pritchard plays hard and [Herro] doesn't" 😂😂
You can tell Mike Gorman isn't a fan of Tyler Herro 😂
man i wanna be silent in Fall 🫣
I finally bought in fully about a month after all star break
Bro his threes were so cash
I miss you jerebko
this will be the last half of basketball of Gorman's career. let's close this out strong come on
Big kornet game
Waiting for Queta minutes late in the 4th
That'll be a good sign
hes fresh out of batteries, but he's still making noise, making nooooooooise
CELTICS LEGEND
apparently 2 ways can't play in the playoffs
Didn't Queta just get signed though?
Like to our official roster
is Greenberg the biggest doomer?
did he? today i learned lol
that's good for him
you mean, TIL?
we have Xavier TILlman
he learns everyday
Fimbo
he just hates me
Eating casserole
Let’s go
Let’s gaurr
wtf
noce lets goooo
lets goooooo
LMAOOOOOO
Advantages to listening to the radio. Max talking about beating Philly in 81 after going down 3-1
It’s so weird the Jumbotron is backwards
need a big quarter. like 30+
tatum has to be a 50% free throw shooter
cant remember the last time i saw him make both
damn we ft merchants huhg
dude you must be blind
this how the sixers feel?
“It’s nice to see brown make two free throws” 💀
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
JT sure do love his boards
?
Also if we ever do a Queta command there's a good GIF of him in college saying "Their whole team can't guard me!"
refs checked out
the thing swole sent
Heat fans wanna act like Jimmy coulda stopped Derrick White
I ain’t JB but come here bro!

get fuggin styled on heat
you can't just say that and not send it 😭

heyoooooooo
man heat just pull your starters. let them start the offseason
I meant the other way around
I'm tryin to look for it
like JB getting to hit Herro
1
and this. this is mastperpiece @ivory kraken
o7
Oh

cancun
cancun
Cancun
!white2
The vibes in the chat are immaculate today
!white4
ya bro
Massacre 😭
We lovin it
huge
Al wants that rest
we just gotta get out of the game without caleb martin or bam injuring someone out of frustration and we're good
D white our first option!
D white for president
Them losing Jacques is really big
Is Jimmy Butler in the arena?
In addition to all their losses
jaquez is a really nice player
are you thinking what I’m thinking
He better not he going to catch some trash from stands
no i'm not that crazy
This is probs Mike Gorman’s last game then
So cute
first east team
From East lol
nuggies were the first
A Knicks fan was just shit talking me about how “my team can’t close a series like his can”
huh
Yeah from East I mean lol
Wolves*
it was the twolves who were first
Wolves first
and now Celtics going to close out first
ok my bad i didnt watch the wolves
I think he meant in East
Yeah east my bad lol
Yeah lol
Lets see how classy the heat act the rest of the game
There goes Caleb
We're just too comfortable with large leads is all
smh
wtf
fuck Caleb Martin all my homies hate Caleb Martin
CM freaky
this team is allergic to FT
HUGE lead rn
Bro wtf caleb
Weird reverse Jumbotron
The refs seem to be calling a tighter game today
I hate this frustration foul
Either Bam or Caleb gonna hurt someone
Or herro
Nah they’re not that petty
Yes they are lmao
and Spo putting bounties out
JB on their ass
#INVESTIGATESPO
Just don’t let the heat get on a run and they won’t have a reason to go balls to the walls
PLEASE GET THIS TO 40

Mrs Horford is HYPED
Why was the pink lady clapping like that 💀

We're all living in Kornworld and loving it
nice bucket
JB AIRBALL YESSS
Nah

finally called a moving screen
bro no tillman in a match without porzingis is crazy
joe gotta have something against the guy
Give him an academy award - Random Celts Fan
PP playoff legacy game about to happen
who will be the better celtic xavier mcdaniel or xavier tillman 😮
Damn , Bam can't move JB? OOF

AHHHHHH

25!
Bam adebayo is the reason why abraham lincoln got assassinated
I keep on forgetting how versatile Brown is on defense
Okay up 30 is over
Don’t jinx it 😭
we got revenge its time to add this
the fact you went that deep
It’s over 😐
Nah we good
There ain’t no jinx
Brown is a brickshithouse now.
Born in England 💀
i remembered 
JB got no control
Born in noseland
Aside from his rookie year when has he not
2022?
I pray for times like these
Lincoln's bodyguard was about to tackle Booth but Bam set a moving screen to free up the shooter 
Yo Slam Hauser

HAUSER
Hauser dunking
HAUSER
Finally something is happening in the game
I didn’t know Sam hauser was like that
dawg💀💀
SLAM HAUSER
HAUSER AIRBALL
Ggs
Yeah PP... Challenge Herro
cavs fans talking shit rn
W
air baaaaaaalll
lol
Herro ur so ass
Herro chucking like Brunson tonight 😂
damn hauser
There’s a wave going around in here balcony
slam hairballauser
bro 😭
25 in 26 minutes

Kornettttt
Love seeing these heat fans cry on twitter
Derrick white is the reason why civil rights exists
What
what Offensive interference? BOOOO
heat fans subscribe to this
Murder Kornet was robbed
Sorry was reacting to the goaltend call lol
oh mb😭😭
What was that call?
damn. massive burgers
It said Kornet made a basket
make me hungry
Did he?
Goaltending
The ref called it off
Smdh refs trying to ban Kornhub like the Texas legislature
Subscribe
So he did, but they said no shot
that's what vpn is for 
bro airdrumming
yeah dude... yeah
Heat roster has Bam and nobody else.. it's Joever
Sam splashing
"Where is the effort?"
!hauser2
HAUSER
!hauser4

The announcers are analyzing the players we got in right now
!hauser2
My brother we are up 30
Refs bailed out Herro
It may be gino time
wild
WHERE TILLMAN ATTT
WALSH TIME
Luke Slams it
LUUUKE
!KORNET3
Jesus h christ buddy
I am currently enjoying a Florida team losing so badly and the game is so unenjoyable for their fans that they question why they even watch sports at all and they will likely spend the entire summer questioning whether they actually want to commit to watching again
OHHHHHHHHHH
!luke

I am currently enjoying a Florida team losing so badly and the game is so unenjoyable for their fans that they question why they even watch sports at all and they will likely spend the entire summer questioning whether they actually want to commit to watching again

Fvck Pat Riley

Miami used up all their threes in game 2 im cryin
Ok guys, I’m going to sleep because I know these boys will win (; Heck yea Celtics!!! Wooo 🥳
and Heat fans say... "We want Boston!".... you got Boston...Happy now?
Old head doesn’t understand commands
Throw in Walsh
Rejoice, for this is the night Heat Cultures dies
!304
They got what they asked for!

When has “we want Boston” ever worked?
Never
after
see the only thing i worry about is if the nuggies don't chant "we want Boston"
We should get Tillman warmed up ngl
only 32
Absolutely
they do that they forfeit their run this year
What a cool view bro
Beautiful
Joe got caught experimenting in Game 2 ....
I’m just worried Celtics fans in the garden will start a “we want ——“ in the ecf or something lol
To be fair our defense was atrocious that game
KOC right after Game 2. https://twitter.com/KevinOConnorNBA/status/1783312448730411065
Good thing they patched it up
Swept, nahhhhh
This guy in the commercial looks like my 8th grade science teacher
You can argue we might lose
swept is crazy
Pop the champagne boys
But it will be a hard fight
denver looks very beatable right now
Heat fucked themselves by leaning too hard into the Heat culture thing
can Cavs Magic go to 7?
We waited a year for this
!smart
One thing I didn’t expect today is Luke Kornet locking up Bam lol
Celtics lost to a historically great shooting team one night over the past week.
yes
Trade tatum build around them
celtics vs nuggies were supposed to happen last year
Endured a year of Heat fans chirping lol
Pat Riley in the TD garden? Whatttt
JRUE
jruth

here for Heat's funeral
oh my god jt
Lmao Pat Riley in attendance to watch his dogshit team lose by 40
After this game we would have won 7 out of our last 9 playoff games against Miami
amazing
Love to see it
(We don’t talk about one of those losses)
Makes me warm and fuzzy inside

fuck pat riley

Why is Tatum still in the game?
smoking that miami pack tonight
Can Joe please take Jrue and JT out?

needs some stats
ima smoke for papi and me
You’re not smoking anything Yung buck
SooTea. Not you. Not yet
@smoky quest do you have the smoking that philadelphia pack clip?
oh JT sits now
@here DO NOT GO INTO THE HEAT SERVER AFTER THE GAME IF YOU GET BANNED FROM THERE YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM HERE AS WELL
they should come here
it's okay i can't enter that server
whats a heat server?
i will be magnanimous
They did game 1
i'm already banned dont worry
You mean Anti?
they'll get banned from the heat server
Yup
man, i'm gonna miss gorman fr

"WE WANT BOSTON"
Floridians are such unique creatures
What is he not gonna be there for the Semis?
it's not gonna be the same
i still miss tommy
goodbye gorman 🥲
You'll prolly catch hepatitis from the Heat server anyways best to avoid
I don't go into loser servers, so we gucci
Yup
😈
ball dont lie
Local tv only does round 1
Doing it for the #CELTICSCulture
Well you don’t need to worry about dirty as much the benches are out
This is BELT TO ASS
Jimmy been mute bro
Section 10?
Nice... Stay Ready group has good defense
he should have stayed quiet after game 2.
That’s Svi mykhailiuk in a playoff game with 9 mins left lol
Why hasnt miami used duncan robinson more genuine question
SPRINGER ALERT
Cause he’s ass and plays 0 defense
Oof
LFGGGGGGGGGG

hes also been hurt
no way
Heat fans should be happy
They did want Boston
And that's what they got
Last few minutes of Mike Gorman 😭
Lmao heat playing the celtic bench in an elimination playoff game
aight boys lets gooo

Tillman minutes
lets pull sam and jut walsh in
“We would’ve won with Jimmy”
https://vxtwitter.com/celticsgrd/status/1770056146394452423?s=46&t=lbwuNSpwH6_1wjs1dORnrQ somebody check on hardrocknick rq 😭😭😭
Miami Heat Fan has strong message for the Celtics
💖 4.94K 🔁 590
Sam Splashing
Ok 31 I can breathe
TILLLLMAN
"WE WANT BOSTON"
Good thing these FTs don’t matter
Do we have fmbot in this server
YES
bro 😭

Lol I never rest
Hey Hey Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Crowd singing Goodbye
said the Crowd
OLD SCHOOL BOSTON CHANT
NA NA NA NA
HAHAHAHAH
GOOOD BYYYYE
HEY HEY HEY
THIS IS SO GOOD
This shit sucks ngl
GOODBYE
I bet I could count possessions though
Bask in it
NA NA NA HEY HEY HEY GOOOODBYEEE
Tillman
Baskin robbins
X
Fuck I wish I was at the Garden for this game
x gon give it to ya
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
Sam splashing again
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

