#Celtics V Lakers - February 1, 2024

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half oracle
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cut everyone from the team bro

olive prawn
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literally like every one of reaves makes were just hucks

topaz bloom
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Next game he’s shooting 4/14 guaranteed

sturdy swallow
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who cares about next game

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what matters is how's he shooting tonight

limber zodiac
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Why does everyone suddenly make shots when it’s against us

abstract citrus
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We can come back

sturdy swallow
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double him

pseudo seal
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I might have cursed brown and KP changing my background

earnest magnet
pseudo seal
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They’ve been horrific

earnest magnet
calm summit
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Rob and Jeanie looking at AR15 like "Fuck lebron and AD let's just build around this fella"

pseudo seal
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With all the defenders we have and letting reaves go for 40 is an embarrassment

earnest magnet
sturdy swallow
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@pseudo seal joe just said that its good that we're losing lmao

meager saffron
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ZINGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

pseudo seal
sturdy swallow
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what the fuck is that defense

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every drive is a bucket

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do something about it

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be more physical

meager saffron
supple flower
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Cmon BOSTON GET SOEM FUCKING STOPS

frank shore
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They can't get a stop or a rebound to save their life

livid relic
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Didn't love that shot but let's go

sturdy swallow
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play some fucking defense

bleak comet
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KP

frank shore
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the FUCK was that

earnest magnet
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They're letting them score on will lol

silver ginkgo
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we can’t afford to give up these easy 2s every possession man😭

earnest magnet
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Down 12

sturdy swallow
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lets go,allow more open threes

cunning badger
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Can we stop giving up layups bro

earnest magnet
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I'm actually sick

sturdy swallow
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fuck your defense

silver ginkgo
frank shore
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Can we also get a foul called holy shit

bleak comet
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gg

hard cobalt
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Will defence holy fuck

olive prawn
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actual pathetic effort there

cyan arch
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We’re doomed

hard cobalt
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Enough with this zone shit and play man to man

earnest magnet
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Can we get some fucking rebounds please

pseudo seal
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Hands down the worst loss of the szn

cunning badger
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It’s just a game, and the season isn’t over, but tonight was embarrassing

frank shore
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This is so annoying

limber zodiac
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Were we paid to lose or something

young wagon
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play man ffs

rotund glacier
cunning badger
cunning crow
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Our 2nd highest scorer is hauser 😂

sturdy swallow
civic bridge
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WTF is this shit

sturdy swallow
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its not just a game

azure parcel
supple flower
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We can’t any fucking stops

azure parcel
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you from the future?

pseudo seal
cunning badger
sturdy swallow
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against the AD and Lebron-less lakers to be exact

supple flower
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Mazzula ball does not work when will he realise that

half oracle
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Its not over

reef pond
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what pathetic defense

earnest magnet
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JB is so trash man

sturdy swallow
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get some stops

olive prawn
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just shows mental weakness man

cunning badger
solemn temple
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what Mazz doin

azure parcel
cunning crow
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So many fuckin doomers in here

honest solar
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i done stole the celtics shooting ability at the gym today

rotund glacier
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word

pseudo seal
cunning badger
rotund glacier
supple flower
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Udoka had a great defensive game plan

cunning badger
pseudo seal
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Give me doc 👨‍⚕️

supple flower
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Mazzulas offence can’t overrule that

sturdy swallow
solemn temple
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losing to the lakers with no Lebron and no AD is pretty fraudulent

calm summit
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Need stops

sturdy swallow
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stuck on that zone and not doubling reaves earlier is his fault

supple flower
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Can’t we get Mike Budenholzer

solemn temple
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is this team making it out of the second round?

calm summit
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Either that or this team lazy

olive prawn
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you’re playing the hospital lakers regardless of whether or not they’re making shots play with some kind of edge

calm summit
latent agate
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Joe isn't the reason that were allow 1v4 easy transition layups

cunning badger
olive prawn
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they’ve had like 30 free points just off of mental lapses

limber zodiac
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I feel like we’re scared of trying to reach for the ball because we’ll get fouled

pseudo seal
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Being called a doomer when being mad about losing to hospital lakers is funny

cunning badger
supple flower
pseudo seal
calm summit
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He probably needs a couple years off

solemn temple
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Can we get Ben Johnson as coach?

cunning badger
sweet sentinel
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It's not over show me some heart celts

sturdy swallow
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I cant stand jb when he plays like that man

cunning badger
pseudo seal
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Celtics fans shitting on the bucks having doc when we have Joe as the coach is rough

rugged ibex
silver ginkgo
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Jb😭😭

calm summit
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Just waiting to see what flako comes up with for this

solemn temple
honest solar
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people paid 10K to watch this mid

pseudo seal
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Cook

rugged ibex
meager saffron
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3rd best offense in the league? lol

olive prawn
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cuz his roster is ridiculous

pseudo seal
solemn temple
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Wait wtf

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3 FTS to Lakers 14

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Bro what

sturdy swallow
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8:38 minutes left

solemn temple
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THIS IS RIGGED

sturdy swallow
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we can still turn this around

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come on

solemn temple
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REF BALL

meager saffron
midnight duneBOT
olive prawn
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games not done but mazz needs to seriously pray his team makes shot in the playoffs

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if they don’t he’s gone

rugged ibex
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Why was JB on the bench so long?

sturdy swallow
meager saffron
olive prawn
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don’t even try that LOL

pseudo seal
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His offense is literally just drive and kick

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It sufks

olive prawn
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team is ridiculously over reliant on 3s

earnest magnet
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Man why isn't JT playing

rugged ibex
sweet sentinel
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Dang good challenge looks clean

sturdy swallow
honest solar
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thank god they didnt do ts on a friday it wouldve made me even more mad lmao

meager saffron
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Blame curry

rotund glacier
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celtics obviously gotta run better schemes but still

olive prawn
mossy otter
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Lakes challenge seems to be good

rugged ibex
pseudo seal
sturdy swallow
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thats the simplified answer

pseudo seal
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^

supple flower
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I think they won the challenge

meager saffron
olive prawn
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like why do you think the late game offense is so horrendously terrible

sturdy swallow
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they did

rugged ibex
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I just dont think you bench jb or jt if theyre having a bad start, let them warm up

calm summit
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Need JT and JB to lock in

rugged ibex
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Nah we see Joe gotta go

olive prawn
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because there are no creative plays that work in late game situations when teams are seriously playing defense

supple flower
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ESPN app says lakers defensive rebound

pseudo seal
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Bucks took care of it early

olive prawn
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the teams that say “pull up” in the late game are not good

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we are one of those teams

pseudo seal
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Looks like I’m not watching inside the nba tonight

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Shame

olive prawn
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which is why the offense is incredibly bad late game

supple flower
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They won the challenge

sturdy swallow
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he's just annoying when he doesnt find his groove

rotund glacier
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the wings that are the best scorers on the team are getting collapsed on by the lakers

sturdy swallow
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its who he is

cunning badger
rugged ibex
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We've lost to every good western confrence team i really am shaking at the thought of having to go a 7 game series against any western conference team with above average coaching

rotund glacier
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if davis was out there it's a better mismatch but theyre running small

topaz bloom
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Omfg kp

rugged ibex
rotund glacier
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porzingis shouldn't have played today

cunning badger
rotund glacier
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let that ankle chill

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and go small against la

cunning badger
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Regular season is to be taken with a grain of salt

olive prawn
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mazz isn’t a bad coach but he needs to seriously rethink his undying commitment to the stripe

topaz bloom
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Austin reaves just piss off

supple flower
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If I was the ref I would have already called three flopping techs on the Lakers

rotund glacier
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yeah refs have some bias towards them fs

young wagon
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that was a jump

topaz bloom
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Another brick great

earnest magnet
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Mannnn

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It's joever

sturdy swallow
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kp couldnt exploit a mismatch against dlo

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what am I seeing man

rotund glacier
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why tf is dlo on kp

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ayo

bleak comet
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BRO

rotund glacier
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nah

young wagon
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not our night

topaz bloom
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Finally Derrick white

cyan arch
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White

topaz bloom
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9 point game

rotund glacier
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okay

earnest magnet
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Why isn't Tatum in

rotund glacier
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they can come back somehow

pseudo seal
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Yeah we not winning the title

earnest magnet
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Brown is selling rn

topaz bloom
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Ffs kp

sturdy swallow
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kp stop

rotund glacier
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no

earnest magnet
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Yea

silver ginkgo
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Bro the momentum could’ve swung if we hit these threes

sturdy swallow
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just stop man

livid relic
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Why am I behind watching on live TV wtf

silver ginkgo
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Instead Hayes fts

topaz bloom
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Why did we play kp today

earnest magnet
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I'm so annoyed ffs

rugged ibex
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auston reeves has 30

olive prawn
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like the teams just gotta play with some legit edge to them, the fact that the game is still winnable with the shooting disparity is indicative of the talent

rugged ibex
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im so fucking sick

earnest magnet
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10 point game again

olive prawn
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but if we stopped shooting and said get to the rim the game would be over in the other direction rn

livid relic
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same questionable

cursive meadow
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Still sloppy

rugged ibex
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even if we win austin reeves scored 30 on us

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lmaoooo

pseudo seal
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The three is getting way too out of hand the last couple weeks

rugged ibex
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thats actually hilarious

earnest magnet
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Down 11 now

warm canyon
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Lead is perpetually 6 to 14 points

cursive meadow
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Imagine getting rebounded without two bigs

solemn garden
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We need to attack the fucking basket

cyan arch
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Embarrassing

cursive meadow
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Out*

warm canyon
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3 FTs in the whole game is wild

cursive meadow
rugged ibex
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ANOTHER 3 lmao

hollow coral
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blegh

cyan arch
hollow coral
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we have some issues

pseudo seal
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Joe needs to get the jays easier baskets somehow someway

rotund glacier
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my head hurts from reading this thread

cursive meadow
solemn temple
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losing at HOME to the LAKERS with no Lebron or AD

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SAD

livid relic
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I'm like 100% sure what Joe says after this game is going to make me furious 😅

pseudo seal
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I can’t wait to see Eddie flame Joe

topaz bloom
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FFS

rugged ibex
# cyan arch What

The announcer screamed another 3 like he was surprised we shot again it was funny

acoustic sedge
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WHAT??

olive prawn
cyan arch
solemn garden
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Joe needs to fucking make these fuckheads attack the basket

cyan arch
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We can’t get a stop

earnest magnet
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I'm sick

cyan arch
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Deffo a loss

olive prawn
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like rarely is it that either of them get easy buckets

supple flower
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A 55% free throw shooter had hit 4 free throws in a row

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wtf

sturdy swallow
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hayes,a 55% FT shooter just made 4 in a row

pseudo seal
hollow coral
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we are fucking so bad at guarding against the 3, and we have no plan B when 3-pointers aren't going

cursive meadow
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We need: rebounds, defense, ball movement without 34 turnovers

warm canyon
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Our offensive game plan: Dribble to low in the clock, brick a tough 3, flub the offensive rebound and don’t get back on d

cursive meadow
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And: a plan when we can’t hit 3s

sturdy swallow
meager saffron
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Holy all the doomers have shown up tonight

earnest magnet
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Down 12 now

livid relic
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I kinda still feel like we gonna go ham and steal this one back

olive prawn
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that tatum heat check when he cut the lead to 6 infuriated me

topaz bloom
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Yep that’s gg

rugged ibex
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wheres the guy who put 250 on jt having a 40 point game tonight lmao

hollow coral
warm canyon
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We need two stops in a row

olive prawn
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you’ve got jaxson hayes on you man get to the basket

sturdy swallow
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why are we still allowing shots man

livid relic
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foh rui

cursive meadow
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0-82

rotund glacier
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when you miss your shots you don't win the game

solemn temple
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Im just tired of seeing the celtics lose for the same reasons every season

olive prawn
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it’s probably not that bad but still

cursive meadow
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LOL

rugged ibex
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aparently its not bad actually

cursive meadow
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Ok im turning this trash off

livid relic
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I don't but I know if we shoot better than 32% our record is fantastic

rugged ibex
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something -3 or something

solemn temple
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it feels like every year they lose because they wont stop shooting 3s

young wagon
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it's joeover

solemn temple
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and they just play like they dont care

cursive meadow
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Yeah

sand root
solemn garden
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If they keep attacking here we can win this

earnest magnet
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We pretty much need to play perfect if we even want to tie the game

frank shore
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HOW BOUT A FOUL

rugged ibex
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Joe got cte from training mma

sand root
olive prawn
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the roster has overcome bad shooting nights because they’re so ridiculously talented but have some kind of answer when something doesn’t go your way

earnest magnet
sturdy swallow
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yeah,we're playing shit and the ball doesnt go our way

pseudo seal
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I’ve never been more furious

karmic flicker
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yeah maybe porzingis isnt an all star

sturdy swallow
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those bounces are insane

meager loom
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Lmao

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Rip my 250 dollars

solemn garden
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How was Tatum not fouled

topaz bloom
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Another turnover

sand root
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Can’t beat a Lebron less and ad less lakers, a team that lets up shit ton of points on defense as well

young wagon
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This is why I don't bet

errant pecan
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oh well we lose this and move on

meager loom
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😭

sand root
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I said we live and die by the 3 and ppl say I regurgitate media headlines 💀

earnest magnet
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15 free throw disparity I love it

young wagon
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karma for the no call also

civic bridge
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Worst game of the year. And that's after that embarrassing game against the shitty warriors

karmic flicker
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this is definitely karma for the missed call on lebron last year

sand root
rugged ibex
solemn garden
pseudo seal
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96 points to a shit defense is disgraceful

sweet sentinel
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We losing to hill Billy k9be

rotund glacier
earnest magnet
quaint bane
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So the refs are just laker fans right

hollow coral
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I think the bigger thing is, why are we so bad at defending the 3? We have a great defensive rating, but we allow so many 3s
And it isn't just this one game, we consistently get torched from 3

quaint bane
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This is so sad

civic bridge
rugged ibex
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No Kornet so this doesnt count

earnest magnet
supple flower
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This is a fucking joke

sand root
# earnest magnet JT only has 2

If u have to complain about free throw numbers then u don’t really deserve to win, play basketball instead of hunting fouls

olive prawn
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i mean it’s probably the bucks

earnest magnet
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Worst game of this year

honest solar
livid relic
olive prawn
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as much as that was a schedule loss that was just bad

supple flower
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We get decked and it’s no foul but we slightly touch them and it’s a foul

rotund glacier
quaint bane
meager loom
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Lmao W turnovers I love the turnovers this game they won us the game!

azure parcel
quaint bane
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Tatum has gotten like no calls

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It’s horrible

civic bridge
pseudo seal
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Sleepy joe will adjust

honest solar
quaint bane
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Our defense isn’t great but the refs are so laker sided rn

rotund glacier
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why did they turn the ball over 7 times in q1

honest solar
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and i think i can see jaylen brown fading away mid game

teal badger
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Trash

azure parcel
pseudo seal
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The 3 pt disparity and turnovers is why we losing

cyan arch
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Hahahaha

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This is so embarrassing

livid relic
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oof

earnest magnet
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Ofc they make a 3

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I'm so dead

echo flume
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noob team

livid relic
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Aight we may be cooked

calm summit
limber zodiac
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This hurts

echo flume
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Why pay JB so much

earnest magnet
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It's over

rugged ibex
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JB still had 7 assists chill

topaz bloom
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They will never shoot this good again

echo flume
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Noob team

meager loom
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Someone get d lo outta here

mortal mist
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Allowing DoorDash drivers to do you like this at home. Now I’m having doubts long term.

sturdy swallow
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why the fuck are we still playing zone

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why man

pseudo seal
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I have severe doubts

rotund glacier
pseudo seal
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Championship teams don’t do this

mortal mist
meager loom
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W game

rugged ibex
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deleting system32 before lakers fans raid us

sturdy swallow
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we should have changed to man to man defense since the half started

meager loom
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W game

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W

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W

hollow coral
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I mean I think we're still champion favorites but I hate dropping these games where we should win

cunning badger
sturdy swallow
pseudo seal
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Tbh I think our scheme just sucks and our stars are inconsistent

rugged ibex
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I cant say were championship favourites, conference favourites at best

sturdy swallow
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I hate this sport man

topaz bloom
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We better beat the grizzlies by 30 next game

rotund glacier
cunning badger
rotund glacier
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oh

frank shore
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This game was bought and sold

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Soft as charmin

pseudo seal
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The bench isn’t the problem tho

half oracle
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I blame this loss on porzingus

hollow coral
pseudo seal
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Our execution is inconsistent and we play soft as hell

half oracle
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Porzingus when he learns he’s 7 feet tall 🤯

azure parcel
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winter hat indoors

meager saffron
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

honest solar
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Y2K shouldve been the end of the world

earnest magnet
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When was the last time we lost against the Lakers?

half oracle
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Porzingus when he learns you can grab the ball after a miss 🤯

silver ginkgo
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Crybaby Tatum is back

sturdy swallow
teal badger
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L

cunning badger
pseudo seal
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Man idc about the record

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I want a ring

sturdy swallow
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they're just not calling fouls on tatum

pseudo seal
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We’re too good

cunning badger
hollow coral
sturdy swallow
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its funny at this point

rugged ibex
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Is it fucked up to think, Milwaukee, Philly, and Indiana all probably have better chances beating a top Western Conference team like Denver, Clippers, or the Timberlands

sturdy swallow
frank shore
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clown college shit

meager loom
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W win

sturdy swallow
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had it after the clippers game too

cunning badger
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This is probably just the universe punishing us for last years game

teal badger
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L

half oracle
meager loom
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Banner 18 is nowhere to be seen

cunning badger
calm summit
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Tatum and brown need to have that winners mentality

cunning badger
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Can’t get too high or too low

sturdy swallow
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I need this team to perform in the playoffs

civic bridge
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I hope I die on the way home

calm summit
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Either way I'm fine with this outcome

sturdy swallow
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the record doesnt matter until then

young wagon
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only 2nd trap game loss though after CHA

azure parcel
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if bron and AD play we win? or, joe sucks CryingLaugh

rugged ibex
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They defensively stomping on everyone

cunning badger
limber zodiac
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Guess we’re gifting this win

teal badger
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L

cobalt skiff
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any free throws?

pseudo seal
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We can all agree this is 2023 Celtics crap

calm summit
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Can't win em all

earnest magnet
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L

meager saffron
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@here Use the #rants channel to whine about the loss if you guys spam all the dooming in general I'll be handing out mutes

sturdy swallow
rotund glacier
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yuh

pseudo seal
sturdy swallow
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but oh well

calm summit
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Defense was ass

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Turnovers all the tine

meager loom
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Bro fucking grabbed his ass

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Smh

cobalt skiff
half oracle
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Someone dropkick Austin reeves for me

acoustic sedge
pseudo seal
cobalt skiff
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this is embarrassing

teal badger
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We complaining about this game not about rants tho

cobalt skiff
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national tv

half oracle
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Out of every team why the lakers

civic bridge
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Embarrassing. Shameful

meager saffron
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!kick @acoustic sedge

midnight duneBOT
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Kicked k125.

civic bridge
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Inexcusable

half oracle
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PLZ DONT KICK ME IM SORRU

rotund glacier
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oh god

sweet sentinel
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It's an effort thing

pseudo seal
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We kicking now?

cobalt skiff
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24 free throws vs our 5

rotund glacier
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the kixks

young cedar
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im fucking sick

azure parcel
topaz bloom
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Another turnover 🤣🤣

teal badger
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Ohh white flag

meager loom
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W win tonight guys

teal badger
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L

sturdy swallow
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need to gather up and focus on the next game

sand root
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Tatum needs to stop hunting fouls, bro sometimes doesn’t even focus on scoring

civic bridge
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Oh. We've looked better. Perfect game. Coach of the year. So much pride

topaz bloom
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This is just funny now

sturdy swallow
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but this loss hurts

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a lot

pseudo seal
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He said nothing

calm summit
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Cs fans in attendance need a 10 percent ticket sale back

cobalt skiff
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nothing guy is just being soft

young cedar
pseudo seal
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We kicking for that now?

rugged ibex
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fuck joe

north shadow
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Losing to lakers isnt bad

mystic sun
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And with that, goodnight

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rugged ibex
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WHY ARE QUITTINGITS NOT OVER

mystic sun
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Cya next game

teal badger
azure parcel
lethal turret
pseudo seal
rugged ibex
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"Adversity is good for us!" - Joe Mazzula

hollow coral
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eh at the end of the day, Lakers aren't shooting 53% from 3 every time

mortal mist
sturdy swallow
cyan saffronBOT
lost sphinx
sturdy swallow
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it is what it is

pseudo seal
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Joe when he sees us choke 🎉

earnest magnet
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Shameful

azure parcel
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joe gave up down by 10? cool

north shadow
mortal mist
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Ngl I feel like we’ll see this again. When it matters.

pseudo seal
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Mike D’antoni I’ll drive you to the garden myself

calm summit
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Lebron rubbing his hands cause of last season

civic bridge
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This was our best game. Perfect execution. Excellent coaching. Poised throughout. Nothing to improve on at all. Excellence across the board. I've never been more proud to be a fan. 👍👍👍

rugged ibex
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Joe Maloser

pseudo seal
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Send our best

hollow coral
teal badger
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Mazzula coach the east all stars

civic bridge
rotund glacier
supple flower
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I love Brad as a Gm but he needs to be the coach again

calm summit
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1-1 this season

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Seems fair

rotund glacier
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hed be doing this shit but worse

pseudo seal
rugged ibex
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Who was that one coach we had when joe was sick?

azure parcel
pseudo seal
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D’antoni is one of the greatest offensive minds in the history of the sport lol

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The delusion is crazy

hollow coral
half oracle
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we are trash

cunning badger
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D’Antoni 😭

sturdy swallow
cyan arch
rotund glacier
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right and you'd just be chucking even more 3s

half oracle
sturdy swallow
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milwaukee,clippers,lakers

cunning badger
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D’Antoni is literally mazzulla on steroids

minor rain
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If we sit on our asses during the trade deadline im not going to be expecting anything in the playoffs

sturdy swallow
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what angers me,is that we got 2 huge victories on the road in LA

rugged ibex
cunning badger
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None of you know any levels of ball it’s so funny

sturdy swallow
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and we couldnt protect home court

rotund glacier
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dantoni is just gonna make them shoot more 3s

pseudo seal
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D’antoni is actually a creative offensive mind lol

rugged ibex
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We played good with him

half oracle