#Celtics at Hornets - January 14, 2023 (122-106)

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torn topaz
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Hornets don't know about our Murder Kornet! They in for a BIG surprise today.

slow flicker
gusty gull
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Penis

torn topaz
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Hornet penis

stark veldt
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Penis

vital orbit
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Penis

teal quartz
torn topaz
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how... how do you think they reproduce

teal quartz
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lol

south fractal
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Penis

meager gazelle
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Penis

granite lagoon
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Beanisss

winged inlet
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penis

green grotto
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šŸ‡¼enis

drowsy peak
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Wow Celtics play basketball

noble rapids
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game day

noble rapids
gusty nebula
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charlotte always has nice courts

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yo what is happening rn

silent shore
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dead ass chat

peak marsh
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Tatum is injured

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He needs to rest

main radish
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Hornets are a dead ass team

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Smart just rocked White 😬 \

drowsy peak
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!smart2

jolly nebulaBOT
drowsy peak
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Bruh

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These links are breaking

stark veldt
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Did Derrick White get hurt?

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How bad?

drowsy peak
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Just happened nobody knows

golden jolt
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Seems to be grabbing neck

junior quiver
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smart killed white

golden jolt
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Wishing well for Derrick white ā¤ļø

peak marsh
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What happened

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I’m not watching

junior quiver
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white was bent over with the ball and smart ran right into him pushing his neck back

gusty nebula
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oh god

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its good that he's walking though

arctic glacier
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looked like he just tweaked his neck

peak marsh
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He tore his acl

junior quiver
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right after white had 8 pts too

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dude was playing great

gusty nebula
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omg rob

golden jolt
arctic glacier
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hopefully

gusty nebula
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tatum stop playing hero ball

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wtf is tatum doing

granite lagoon
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Deserved haha

rough pivot
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dawg clapping as a tech is wild

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these refs bro…

gusty nebula
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this game is a lot more closer than i would like

rough pivot
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post-tech Tatum always goes crazy tho

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i would love a big run but knowing this team it’s gonna be stressful the whole game

green grotto
junior quiver
green grotto
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WHY ARE WE DOWN
bruh blow this team up

gusty nebula
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anyway

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we're playing good

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its just tatum is trying shots that aren't going in

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injured wrist maybe

late locust
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If White doesn’t come back and Brogdon doesn’t turn into the version of himself when he was a three point god we have to watch out

green grotto
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this what makes the jays scary too

junior quiver
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tatums hand and wrist that's taped up every game prob needs surgery or something

golden jolt
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Don’t say that

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šŸ’”

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Ohh my ohh my I can’t look at the score

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We are down

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We got a 5 streak šŸ’”

gusty nebula
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it's just 5 pts?

golden jolt
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5 turns into 50

gusty nebula
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against the c's?

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give it a minute

quick garnet
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Well luckily the Hornets can't shoot 80% all game

gusty nebula
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ugh these shots man

peak marsh
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Marcus doesn’t support white supremacy, unlike me

gusty nebula
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can we get marcus back in here

peak marsh
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Marcus hurt Derrick

quick garnet
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Poor shooting so far cmon

gusty nebula
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rob missing a damn lay

green grotto
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2k music in the arena

gusty nebula
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alright hurry

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3 pt game

green grotto
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wait. pp playing this early. who's out for us?

uneven walrus
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just tuned in,why is Tatum 1/7

gusty nebula
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he got injured

green grotto
green grotto
gusty nebula
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smart ran into him

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i think his neck got pushed back

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but he's walking so that's good

green grotto
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damn marcus headbutted a buffalo and won??

gusty nebula
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yup

green grotto
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Bill♄

tawdry ravine
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al hartford is the goat (greatest of all time)

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sorry bad timing.

green grotto
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getting your number retired by the whole damn league is some goat stuff

gusty nebula
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also tatum has been playing bad

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and shooting a lot more than he should rn

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can we stop relaxing

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charlotte wants to play

tawdry ravine
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lol grant

dapper bluff
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I just started watching

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What’s Tatum doing?

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1/7

gusty nebula
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his wrist prob got injured

green grotto
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wtf grant

quick garnet
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Tatum needs a game off

gusty nebula
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his shot is off

green grotto
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forgot jb is out for a couple weeks

gusty nebula
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BRO

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ROB

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GET IN THERE

green grotto
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neither of the jays on the court is scary lol

gusty nebula
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WHY IS PP THE ONLY ONE DRIVING

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THIS IS WHY WERE DOWN 9

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NO

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omfg

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WTF ARE WE DOING

sonic heath
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Literal trap game I knew it

rough pivot
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pain

green grotto
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this is like that okc game

gusty nebula
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can this team stop relaxing

sonic heath
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Lmao I’m lowkey not surprised

dapper bluff
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Cause both jays are off

gusty nebula
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what happened to building another sand castle

sonic heath
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Comeback though it’s gonna be light

rough pivot
dapper bluff
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Jayeln out and Tatum hurt his wrist or something because he can’t shoot

green grotto
granite lagoon
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I mean its tatums non shooting wrist were talking about

dapper bluff
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I guess playing against the hornets twice is a good time for the rest of the team to improve without the jays

gusty nebula
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get out there and try

quick garnet
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We always play to our comp, kinda annoying

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Good thing these teams won't be in the playoffs lol

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21-5 run is gross

green grotto
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lmao how is this explicit

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foh clyde

tawdry ravine
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😳

golden jolt
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Bro I predicted it 😭

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That’s nuts

peak marsh
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Quality passing

tawdry ravine
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KORNET!!!

dapper bluff
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Fast pp

peak marsh
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Let Kornet cook

dapper bluff
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We neglected kornett for the past few weeks

tawdry ravine
dapper bluff
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Good to see him play

gusty nebula
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kornet has been doing well recently

dapper bluff
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He’s partially why we were so good at the start of the season

green grotto
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every single 3 we take at this point just makes me cringe man

tawdry ravine
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he helped us out a lot

granite lagoon
quick garnet
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Defense hasn't been good for us obviously but why do these garbage teams also make everything against us lmao

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Nick Richards is not hitting post hooks against anybody else

open jasper
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VERY loud lets go celtics chants in Charlotte

green grotto
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once again, celtics chant on the road lmao

tawdry ravine
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will we see jd davison play torday?

green grotto
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they had to drown them out with the buzz noises

peak marsh
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We’re so fraudulent

gusty nebula
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man pat i don't need to hear that rn

golden jolt
dapper bluff
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Wtf

quick garnet
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these mfs still shooting 65%

green grotto
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I mean look at that 3-chucking

dapper bluff
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Wtf

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Wtf

granite lagoon
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That's ten not fifty?

dapper bluff
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Damnnnnnnnn fuck

peak marsh
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Fr tho this isn’t good Shrug

elfin slate
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🄲

dapper bluff
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Back to back dunks

elfin slate
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šŸ˜¬šŸ‘

green grotto
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this is that okc game bruh

dapper bluff
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Yikes

gusty nebula
granite lagoon
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No shit

dapper bluff
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We need jb back and Tatum to not be shit

gusty nebula
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its might become 50 if we keep playing like this though

dapper bluff
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Tatum can’t show up smh

gusty nebula
peak marsh
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Joe needs to insert some passion into these guys like Ime Udoka inserted his dick into a Celtics staff member

gusty nebula
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bro

dapper bluff
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Even when he wasn’t injured he’s been absolute dogshit recently

peak marsh
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Brother what

dapper bluff
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Putting up 30 but with a 20% accuracy

junior quiver
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he's been injured all season that's why his 3pt% is so trash

elfin slate
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Lingering wrist injury?

gusty nebula
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can someone tell him he doesn't need to play all these games

junior quiver
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it's a lingering wrist thing that won't go away

peak marsh
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I’ll give it to you to an extent

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But still L

junior quiver
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either he gets surgery or he'll be dealing with it all year

dapper bluff
peak marsh
noble rapids
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bro how are we losing to this shithole of a team

elfin slate
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Danilo from cowboy to GQ

peak marsh
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We didn’t lock in

gusty nebula
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THESE LAYS AREN'T GOING IN

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HOW

elfin slate
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We keep missing bunnies ā˜ ļø

gusty nebula
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bro watch the hornets collapse next half because we switch sides

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and their lays bounce off like a spring

dapper bluff
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If we’re in the best position to win the championship this year then Tatum should get the wrist surgery

peak marsh
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Marcus for 3, yay Wazowski

elfin slate
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Anyone for 3

gusty nebula
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LETS GOOOOOOOO LFG

peak marsh
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If he does it won’t be til the off-season at this point

gusty nebula
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wow what a shot from terry

peak marsh
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Unless it gets really bad

elfin slate
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Scary Terry

dapper bluff
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It could cost us the playoffs

peak marsh
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Take Marcus off the floor

dapper bluff
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Dropping the top seed is better then doing bad in the playoffs

gusty nebula
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could it

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i dunno

elfin slate
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Tatum needs to turn it up

green grotto
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3s 3s 3s 3s 3s 3s 3s 3s 3s

gusty nebula
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ROB

peak marsh
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Let’s start with giving him some rest

gusty nebula
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CMON BRO

elfin slate
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Fuuuuuck

gusty nebula
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WHY

peak marsh
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What’s the recovery time for what he’s got?

torn topaz
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Are the Celtics already thinking bout the game against the Warriors? 😱

gusty nebula
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what is it again?

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lingering wrist injury right?

peak marsh
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Ya

elfin slate
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Yes?

peak marsh
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The surgery I mean

meager gazelle
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The Charlotte Hornies

green grotto
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ahh yes, 3 fts will help with this comeback effort

gusty nebula
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4 - 12 weeks

dapper bluff
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Tatum getting the surgery now is the best thing we can do if we want to win the championship

peak marsh
elfin slate
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Rob!

gusty nebula
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yeah the team will miss him for a while

elfin slate
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Holy shit!

dapper bluff
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Remember last time we went to the playoffs with an underachieving Tatum

green grotto
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FUCK OFF with these 3s HOLY SHIT

gusty nebula
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what if he doesn't need it

green grotto
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whenever we're down we just fuckin chuck all the 3s in the world

peak marsh
meager gazelle
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Celtics win game

gusty nebula
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FINALLY

peak marsh
meager gazelle
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62 points in a half with 3 minutes left ain’t good ngl

peak marsh
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I’m not denying that he needs the surgery but we don’t fuckin know

elfin slate
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We aren't ā˜ ļø yet

elfin slate
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That's encouraging

dapper bluff
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If it’s not surgery he needs to fix his game

meager gazelle
dapper bluff
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Tatum damn

peak marsh
gusty nebula
green grotto
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gotta get it down to single digits atleast

dapper bluff
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Hornets camera is so crisp

gusty nebula
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chucking up 3s instead of driving is sucking

late locust
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Get it to 6

gusty nebula
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so bad

meager gazelle
peak marsh
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The wrist is the problem but it doesn’t necessarily mean he needs surgery

peak marsh
late locust
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Cause then a 3 or an and one can’t get it back to 10

elfin slate
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Can't really blame Maecus for jacking up shots. We're down 2 of our main guys

dapper bluff
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Hornets clt jersey is so ass lmao

granite lagoon
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Its the 1st half everybody stop being bitches we fine

gusty nebula
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why didn't they just use CHA

late locust
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Need to break the 10 point barrier and stay under it

silent shore
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why are we losing by 11

gusty nebula
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FINALLY TATUM 3

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OMG

meager gazelle
dapper bluff
gusty nebula
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DRIVE JT

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IT WORKED OUT

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5 PT GAME

peak marsh
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Rob is the best player on the team I’m tired of pretending he isn’t

elfin slate
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Rob!!

gusty nebula
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ROB HUSTLE

rough pivot
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I LOVE TIMELORD

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HE’S HIMMMMMM

gusty nebula
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yeah something's wrong with tatum's game

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how'd he lose the handle on that

elfin slate
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Fucking Marcus ā˜ ļø

late locust
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This is good

elfin slate
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Tonight ain't his night

meager gazelle
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We better not lose the huge hornets

gusty nebula
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yeah these shots man

dapper bluff
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Mvp Chant for lamelo šŸ’€

gusty nebula
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too short

sonic heath
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lavar started it

gusty nebula
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lmao

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fair enough

sonic heath
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when was the last game tatum was efficient

gusty nebula
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cookies

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damn not even mid range?

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stop forcing shots tatum

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share

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THAT'S GOOD

heavy remnant
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Tatum playing a garbage team

peak marsh
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Rob thought he was Ben Simmons there

granite lagoon
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Nice 3 but rob passed out of a free dunk

gusty nebula
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SMART WTF ARE YOU DOING

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WHAT WAS THAT

rough pivot
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solid

golden jolt
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Wow bro we can really clutch this ā¤ļøā¤ļø

elfin slate
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Smart too slow 🤣

peak marsh
rough pivot
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good way to end the half

late locust
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Effort is there that’s All that matters

gusty nebula
sonic heath
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down 4....we chillin

gusty nebula
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he was too slow

gusty nebula
dapper bluff
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Brogdon damn

green grotto
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ending the half on a good note. nice

gusty nebula
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but he couldn't even get an attempt off

heavy remnant
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Brogdon is cooking again

elfin slate
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Brogdon is my hero

green grotto
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god this team

heavy remnant
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why does Smart have so many 3pt attempts?

sonic heath
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brogdon for 6moty

jagged palm
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cuz no JB

silent shore
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go celtics!

heavy remnant
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still a lot

sonic heath
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9 3 point attemps for smart is crazy

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in the first half

heavy remnant
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free Tatum

granite lagoon
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!smart2

jolly nebulaBOT
heavy remnant
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get him more attempts

silent shore
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how many three points has he made

heavy remnant
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3

sonic heath
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8 assists not bad though

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what happened with dwhite?

granite lagoon
sonic heath
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😦

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rob is the only reason we arent down 15 lmao

abstract delta
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Nice turn around

uneven walrus
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this team isn't giving me any confidence at all lmao

whole pumice
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Okay hot take. Horf is borderline a net negarive this year.

green grotto
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lead!

elfin slate
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Love me some PPšŸ‘€

late locust
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Lead

green grotto
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3pt lead!

late locust
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Yesssssssssss

rancid egret
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woah were leading

whole pumice
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Gallo wearing one of those long ass suits like the 00's

whole pumice
# meager gazelle How so?

I don't actually see him involved in a lot of plays. He's not really bullying or anything like last year.

orchid wind
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Then you haven’t been watch Celtics games lol

meager gazelle
whole pumice
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And second time I've shit talked him where he made impact plays lmao

meager gazelle
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Dw he’ll make Embiid his bitch again soon

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šŸ™

rough pivot
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THEY BOTH TOO LITTLE

whole pumice
rough pivot
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!bs Jayson Tatum

elfin vaporBOT
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Jayson Tatum Stats for the Current Game
Game

Hornets vs Celtics

Minutes

25:33

Points

24

Shooting Splits

42.1/30.0/100.0
on 19/10/5 attempts

Rebounds

6 (Off: 2| Def: 4)

Assists

4

Steals

0

Blocks

0

Turnovers

0

Fouls

0

+/-

15

gusty nebula
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decent turnaround

meager gazelle
peak marsh
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Enough fucking about

gusty nebula
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cookies

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yeesh

green grotto
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see what happens when you call timeouts more often joe?

uneven walrus
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facts

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he's learning though

gusty nebula
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AGH

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damn

peak marsh
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That lady was thicc

gusty nebula
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cookies

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jam

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tea party

green grotto
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the clit jersey

silent shore
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is cookies a new catchphrase now

gusty nebula
gusty nebula
silent shore
green grotto
gusty nebula
silent shore
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damn we cannot rebound

peak marsh
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Cookies is a pretty commonly used phrase I believe

gusty gull
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Damn hauser

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Man got cooked

gusty nebula
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woah

peak marsh
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Robs been really passive tonight

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Bulky these little boys

gusty nebula
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HOLY CRAP

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WHAT A POSSESSION

granite lagoon
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Brogdon probably doesn't appreciate grant rocking red shoes

gusty nebula
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THAT SPIKE TO HALF COURT BEING SAVED

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TATUM FEELING IT

peak marsh
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Tatum needs surgery now

granite lagoon
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Justin Jackson with the holstering guns celebration, best thing I've seen him do this year

dapper bluff
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Tatum does not need surgery damn wtf

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On fire

uneven walrus
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nice run

gusty nebula
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best time to get surgery

rancid egret
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GRANT WILLIAMS AT THE BUZZER

silent shore
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?

green grotto
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PP HANGING ON THE RIM LOL

dapper bluff
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Where’s this Tatum been gahdam

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That kids so zesty

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Super man going crazy

meager gazelle
junior quiver
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.bs jayson tatum

elfin vaporBOT
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Jayson Tatum Stats for the Current Game
Game

Hornets vs Celtics

Minutes

30:23

Points

31

Shooting Splits

44.0/30.8/100.0
on 25/13/5 attempts

Rebounds

9 (Off: 3| Def: 6)

Assists

4

Steals

0

Blocks

0

Turnovers

1

Fouls

0

+/-

21

dapper bluff
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Tatum really said fuck you to his wrist then made like 10 shots in a row

junior quiver
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25 shots wow

dapper bluff
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Why are they playing Justin Jackson

gusty nebula
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WHAT

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who put him in

silent shore
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who tf put justin jackson in

junior quiver
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i guess if hauser is trash he's the only other wing

green grotto
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tf is this lineup lmao

rancid egret
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finally jackson is out

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why was he in the first place

silent shore
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its joever for jackson

granite lagoon
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Pp offensive rebounds are the best

gusty nebula
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wow pritch squeezed in there

rancid egret
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BROGDAWG

junior quiver
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that was a garbage time lineup besides brogdan

silent shore
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im telling you pritchard is a pretty good rebounder

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!bs malcolm brogdon

elfin vaporBOT
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Malcolm Brogdon Stats for the Current Game
Game

Hornets vs Celtics

Minutes

23:44

Points

23

Shooting Splits

57.1/66.7/100.0
on 14/6/3 attempts

Rebounds

1 (Off: 0| Def: 1)

Assists

3

Steals

0

Blocks

0

Turnovers

0

Fouls

1

+/-

4

eternal wasp
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I had to step out when we were down 14pts. Glad to see we're on the other side of that score now.

gusty gull
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Brogie goin off

lilac crest
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finally caught a game live

silent shore
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Justin Jackson at the end of 2023

green wing
gusty nebula
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gimmie that

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uh

tired peak
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remember when

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remember when

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people said

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brogdon was bad

gusty gull
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We lookin good

tired peak
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malcolm brogdon is a starting level player at either the 1 or 2 on probably most nba teams

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and he comes off the bench for us

rancid egret
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brogdon is not bad

tired peak
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dude has been so good lately

peak marsh
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Wake up babe, new Justin Jackson shit performance

tired peak
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lmfao

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most predictable occurrence

peak marsh
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One of these days he’ll drop 50

tired peak
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there's still time tonight

green grotto
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hornets again next game, and then warriors

tired peak
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šŸ˜

torn topaz
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He's played 2 minutes idk what the fuck you expect lol

peak marsh
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I’m going to the last game of the season and I’m fully prepared for us to have our playoff spot locked in so we rest everyone and Justin Jackson drops 43/10/15/5/8

tired peak
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he literally has a max contract

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he should be better than this

peak marsh
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Kornet was a dawg today

gusty nebula
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he's been a dawg recently

peak marsh
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Kordawg

torn topaz
rancid egret
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they did the thing

peak marsh
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Al just stroking that thing lmao

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Al is a four

tired peak
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hornets +19.5 all the sudden looking not a lock

peak marsh
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Plumlee thinks he’s kornet lmao

rancid egret
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plumlee sucks

gusty nebula
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i was just about to say that lmao

peak marsh
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Aight JT that’s enough

rancid egret
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tatum what was that

meager gazelle
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Imagine if we put in this kind of effort in the first half

rancid egret
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you are NOT kobe

peak marsh
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We’ve taken 51 threes

rancid egret
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DAMN TERRY THOUGH

tired peak
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brog god 30 bomb makes a man happy

silent shore
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37% from three ill take it

gusty nebula
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smart hustle

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you love to see it

silent shore
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we have to play the warriors after this charlotte seriesSpongebobUgly

gusty nebula
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oh cool

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they won't have that stupid plot armor that the nba loves to give them at home

meager gazelle
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The warriors are in our heads

golden jolt
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Wow

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What a flip man

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We was down downbad now we up

lilac crest
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be like that

green grotto
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kornet has the most buttery hands

cloud marsh
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JD MINUTES LETS GO

gusty nebula
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WHERE IS GRIFFIN

green grotto
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turned it around right after that one joe timeout in the 2nd qtr

noble rapids
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SHHEEESH

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BROGDAN AND TATUM WITH THE 30 PIECE EACH!??

rancid egret
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LIGHT THE BEAM

silent shore
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LIGHT THE BEAM

meager gazelle
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I wish we had a beam

lilac crest
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gg

main radish
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W

torn topaz
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Celtics at Hornets - January 14, 2023 (122-106)

lilac crest
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best team

violet solar
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W

gusty nebula
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damn only 497 messages

meager gazelle
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2 ez PepeHeh

meager gazelle
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It’s a shame

gusty nebula
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what about this

torn topaz
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my pizza will be ready for pickup at 7:40

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over/under on the tip being before that

silent shore
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hi

torn topaz
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wait WHY IS THIS OPEN

silent shore
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W