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ig bro i also fell onto some guys lap on that trip
accident
the 6 or 7 indirect kisses are on accident too
yeah...
my brothers gf is coming
chat I can’t Feckin sleep
and they gonna spend time
sleeeep
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how would u be lonely
idea one, put ya phone away

you going to da bbq
the bbq is here, like with my dad and all also my brother and his gf
oooh
the roller too?
yepp
oh damn
yeah also with my family, but not here we gonna drive there
dont u have close friends u could invite or some
Hello
I’ve done that but I’m on the road so road noise and constant noise drives me insane, plus currently going thru Alabama and APPARENTLY they can’t fecking fix the roads
its to late ig
tho I could ask one if they wanna come to the roller too
Been on the road since 10 pm so 6 hours
alrighttt
if they would
itd be amazing
ohh damn poor u
u wont be lonely and shi
Axissss
Sup
yeahh
My brother also has a gf
hi thordy
And still 5 hours to go 😭
howdy
damn good luck

im good wbu
I’m gonna fist fight a Feckin orphan if my eyes can’t STAY SHUT
Going to uh somewhere ig
where somewhere
do you have a secret meeting w someone
Trying to sleep on the road for me is like teaching a toddler calculus
The cemetery
Ani!ship @frigid musk
Ship Name: Rabii
oh damn man
Grandma deaths anniversary, didn't know her tho. I wasn't born until 3 years later
oh
😭

my prayers
I don't really know much of many grandparents
me too
Only a couple
Most of my grandparents are somewhere idk other countries
Do be like that
I asked a friend, he would come but now I gotta ask my dad when hes home
ayyy thas a friend
hopefully your dads gon be agreeing
Now politely, hit me with a car
I hope so tooooo
What you Talkin ab
Abt

🥺
sending all my hope
nyoo
a amusment park
finna review all this becus we're gonna apply to 5+ different scholarships 🔥
hmmmmm
Makes sense why a human is considered animal.
AXISSSSS
It is pretty in the rain tho
It should've been expected by a human.
HE HATES MEEE
Idk who tf Kaizer is but I love you so feck him ig (not literally)
yayayayayayayayayaayayayay
no he doesnt

@covert loom
ilyt gngy
How cruel of a human.
i love you by my heart (jk)
gg chat
shit
It was a good run for me
u needa eep
i put on /j
he does
u hate me too
hes secretly in love with you (not literally)
Tf are you? A dinosaur?
tyy
holy🥹
wdym
no but Dani is
U HATE MEEE
np gng
I am who you see.
explain yourself

Ani!tea
:tea: Anime fans often get attached to side characters more than main characters
:grey_question: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Depends on wat type of joke.
YOU DO
im not saying ily to a minor
nom
I need therapy

💔💔💔
That's a human world joke?
sleeepp
ikkkk
son
Ig bro
nom
ik what kind of man you are
Dani the Dino… typical

Probably
yeah yeah yeah
give me flight superpower and invincibility
the t rex
Father?
Doesn't sound humanly harmful
hoho poor angstrom
nom
tuff alert
I wouldn't know
I'm not like that, trust me 😭

❌

Still a no?
🥺
😭
not EVERYONE loves yaxis
I have tried
u gotta work with what u have
Only if everyone is alive.
What does a capybara eat?
john SON
nom
try harder
Sounds like a human world company
Grass and Pellets
everyone loves me?
Teh Expensive pellets
sounds like a love confession
they do
Tasty ones
no
not a single person doesnt love me
😭
I mean yeah you’re not wrong, I guess just single out all the people who hate her into camps across the world an- this sounds familiar
yeah
i dont love you
everyone loves me
on god
✍🏻🔥
type shi
So if I told you there was a white van full of expensive pellets right outside would you come to the van?

I only try that hard for a woman

see if ur sleep deprived and have eyebags u pull less
so sleep for a woman
Get more eyebags to avoid contact with women
I wouldn't know wat it is with my experience till.
complete opposite btw

real shi
this why i dont sleep
Dawg I pull without thinking I have game and STILL RUN AWAY
I wouldn't know

SON
nom
I got told that I looked like I was dying and my eyebags were stacking up
Like my bags had bags
dude
bruh
i had a period

Dihhriod?
where the same shit was happening no cap on god
LMAO WHAT
Deja vu
no its not

Error 999
Your brain thinks it's happening the same bc it's tired
my brain is not tired
Then when I’m slightly confident I get rejected faster then a paraplegic man trying to get into the army
bruh
Humans would appreciate that thought but it isn't possible by one human.
It shocks your hippocampus
the easiest test question I've ever seen 💀
In a familiar way
it shocks my dih bruh
Probably
Damn that's soo tempting
Gulp ...
Hiii
oh shi
Human world greetings

😭
Im sure you can pull
Dihh shock collars
You'll Get Muted if mods See
SON HAXHAXHAHXHHASHSAH
💀
Hiiithere
THORDY
Well I just so happen to have a VAN PACKED full just for you in the back alley near your house
Stop
It's like those rings at 711.
Ayoooo 
nom
What’s happening
Where?
Crazy Aah Convo
hell nah
HELLOO
That's not what he said
Anything is happening atp
Definitely
Sounded human before
ok guys
meeee
STOP DISTRACTING ME
nom
💔
if ill get a mention
A human would probably greet you back if that was a greeting.
i swear
Fr
Im almost at the cemetery
ok bye
Maybe?
Ani!ship @spiral swallow @oblique coral
Ship Name: Lionhii
Ykw I’ll test that for you I’ll ask the first pretty lil lady I’ll see, her age then her number (if she’s legal) honestly nowadays need to ask for the full on ID
Probably
Just for you my friend
you got this
bye gay man
You are happening woah
yup yup yuppp
Just sign this definitely not suspicious document
I see, that’s would have been lovely, but no one did
BETRAYED ONE MORE TIMEEEEEE
BUT SOMEWHERE DOEN THAT LINE
YOURE GONNA GET WHATS COMIN FOR YOUUU
LOKJ AT ME NOW LOOK AT ME NOWW
PULL IT OUT FROM MY BACK
LOOK AT ME NOWWW
sybau
Ts so Tempting G
I’ll pull something out in a sec
what
i am you...
Yeah, good boy, keep it down
B
Just sign the document my friend
kill that boy!
just this once
fuck
nom
youre early
Lovely lovely
only to find you out
binding your vows to not cut some balls
the man who left it all behind
me 💔
Feast
Damnit another prostitute JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN KIDS (no diddy I’m selling them)
Herat
💔
what on earth are you even saying
HUUUUH
just talking to talk atp
I did
Maybe the clock didn't work the exact time🕘
no idea
💀💀💀💀
just yapping to yap atp
Axis

It never did

It never has
haven't seen you in a while
Everything is fake
Everything you see is fake
KAIZER
yyou shouldd pleaase
but ive seen you...
Look around you
nom
love you too
nom
im always here...
I had 4 cups of mango milkshake
Whaaa

everyone but me gng
this is me when I heard cigaro on public
Ani!ship @sleek pewter @spiral swallow
it did
Ship Name: Lionhbi
I love you Rat imma try to sleep I guess 
love you tobi
8 havent heard thay song in a whule
Congratulations guys
nom
thanks val
i havent heard that song in a while
We should celebrate
I’m gonna touch you

yes everyone but you gng
turtle
welcome, to the boys
Bro what 😭😭😭
fuh you
Touch show?
to the boys you are welcomed
night nighttt
ashley
ahsley
soldier folk
Wanna watch me touch him?
dont look at him
homeboy
Sure 👍🏻
did you know he was my father
I am in
I m. G o n n a. T o u c h. Y o u
what is he saying
Fuh Nah
Bro I am a minor
call the mods
mods.
make him live through the reze arc

the universe is strange
hello freddie mercury
oh look a helmet
why you wearing a cape
in other words youre our saviour
I like potatoes
Right so uh have a good day Kaizer idk wtf these guys are doing
i like pota toes
To es are good
toes?
yes
How is your
i love watching me foot
T h r o a t
ayo pause
hmmm
Pause
thanks im kneeling for you
I like fans
you helped me
Don’t knee
Don’t ever fur
You are furry for a reason
Never knew alpha
One
Knee
Yes
thou
ok sory
ima get me some to eat naw
look im top3
No way
i will thabks
yes way
Flamethrower is the answer 
You were one
???
Ani!tea
:tea: Stray dogs in some cities (like Moscow) have learned to navigate subway systems
But u left
what
It’s okay
im sad
Ani!coffee
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
Ani!topic
:grey_question: What's something you’ve always wanted to share but never had the chance?
Big foot
ah makes sebse
Mine
Gay movies
Homemade pizza
Yes
Idk why would you refer yourself as that but I'm back -thordy
Dudes
-thordy
Thordy be my friend
Same
@slate scarab
AYE WSG TWIN
Yo do i know you
son
individual
csn i show you sum
That’s lovely
Your inner you
thanks
My hair is long enough to be a boy
wow
Ofc what is it?
really
shoudldi get ramen
Yes yes
What brand are you getting
Sonion 😭
ill put it in photos irl
buldak
Yo
That’s lovely
Alrighty
Sure
Which flavour
Thanks
Yay
Is that your flavour
UT
I might eat it raw
Yes
Do you have any ready made momos or dumplings
I meant favourite
Is it your favourite
made it by myself
I loved that game SEVERELY that’s amazing axis
Ovenbaked bread 
More filling
itza kaiju no.8 
A bit of molten cheese on it and some herbs
Sure
And a cup of hot coffee or tea
What is y'alls favorite flavor of ice cream
Take care
It’s lovely Axis I’m proud of you
Hazelnut

A small bit of chocolate cake as an appetizer
Hmm
I saw it

I saw everything
morning brat

I SAW IT
🪑
drink your orange juice

ok now im broke
Mhmm
Real
but
morning kebab
i got me some
I lost my wallet around my house and it only had almost 3 dollars
noooo i drink coffee
thats much bri
bro
Bout to eat at an all you can eat rice place
the fucking wind bruh
Sad
Ty for the chair
kebab here is good kebab in germany is disgusting
w
i have rice at home
i can cook rice with beef tio
That only took 1 min
too
I gotta eat atleast 10 cups of rice at this place
yes
To make my money's worth
thats how im quick
the kebab we make at work is the best
Now sit in it like a good . . . Whatever the fuck you are
Lol
10 usually isn't a struggle but I ate a bit not so long ago
U be eating too much gng
u make kebabs w firetrucks?
True
I usually fast after or before eating much
So imma fast for like a day or 2 maybe
lol no we have kebab tools for making it we are living in fire station 24h at work days we have everything
Real
I am
lmaooo
i wanna hop in a firetruck
you are gay
Proof?
Stop projecting boss John
You look like boss John ngl
Thordy aint gay bro
Js smaller eyes and don't do shabu
elementary and middle school kids visiting station we letting them sit in trucks etc come you at right age

U trippin son
Doing gay stuff to homies isn't gay
Rs
It's called bromance 🫂
im not that lil
who's boss john
Boss john pork
sureee

Pipino
who?
I might go back to emp mark bruh
Yeah you're screen time is not enough bud
Watch 25 hours of screen time and you'll understand
no one appreciates kaneki here
I was gonna watch Tokyo ghoul, but got lazy like the other animes
Didn't bother finishing
its ahh at the end
💔
I am a alien
My new identity
Wonderful
nom
mon
Eat
you

skibidi
zeni please
I wish there was someone to kiss my toe if I stubbed it
zeni please
please zeni
Kiss my booboo
me
My!give @coral olive 6
| Successfully sent @coral olive 6
!
zeni please
gamble 10k
My!give @spiral swallow 7
| Successfully sent @spiral swallow 7
!
my!give @slate scarab 6
| Successfully sent @slate scarab 6
!
Noo i reject
ill kiss your toe for you

@shell nexus
i dont got that to gamble that
Who’s that baddie on yo pic
STOOOP
My future sugar daddy
Me
Ur broke
Ani!ship @spiral swallow @willow socket
Ship Name: Barbieheart
Wow
Perfect
Barbie heart
Barbie heart
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Lol

Ani!ship @slate scarab
Ship Name: Intxis

Will you be my baby heart
Tsk missed by 1
Barbie
Shi
I mean
Fuck is that emoji

lmao

not even 67 fake brat

The punisher
Im at the Mang inasal parking lot
ani!ship @sonic hull
Ship Name: Chomley
yeah, and try answering this if you really listen to chem class
ani!ship @cold moth
Ship Name: Chomley
Not gonna eat as much since I ate like 3 cups at home
Son this is easy
go back to drawing chop chop
I don't listen to chem class
Ani!tea
:tea: In games like Animal Crossing players often treat their villagers like real friends
yess 
Ani!topic
:grey_question: What's something you did that you never thought you could?
Ani!coffee
💔
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...
It's impossible to put down
the answer is C, because C has -2 charge, and that balances the +2 of the Heart
Fk y'all the answer is 3 apple
What comes after 5 and before 8
Bro my ans is right
67
fym not senior high

y'all haven't studied the periodic table? (not the elements)
your teacher is trash
i genuinely thought it was A
???
My teacher was a big black guy who used to abuse some people
A is balanced, that is the area of the noble gases
hmmmmmmm
hi
hi
Gm
dont even ask brother
im fried rb
rn
Chat cop here me out
yo lily
it's literally the easiest question in the mock exam I'm reviewing rn ☠️
Hii hru
im
ik
im tired wby
im in stem so
💔 💔
I just graduated stem
Chat cop likes furries 
the question ain't that hard
10th grade anak
i wasnt thinking si
so
and im makibg me food
so
It's a place that sells roasted meat and stuff, and you can get unlimited rice if you pay a little extra
Same i am tired to
bruh, a 8th grader can solve that in my school
and they dont even have chemistry classes like what your school have
yo the geck
@spiral swallow you leveled up to 42!
Keep going!
just basic understanding of the periodic table lol
What are you tired doing
Just laying down
To me, that looks js like abstract
The subject
chem is fun fr
I also got into codm yesterday
wait isnt it 5 am for yall
😶🌫️
want me to carry you
I haven't played for 2 weeks lmao
It is 5 in the morning
genuine question
why do you wake up so early

Nah
I woke up at 4 to be exact but it bc i could not sleep
Ship Name: Lilyxis
oh no
Ani!ship @coral olive
Ship Name: Lilyxis
Im not used to playing mobile shooter game smh
aw poor soul
Yea
why couldnt u sleep to be exact
nom
Cramps
Such an articulated and impressive answer, your IQ must be in the 130s..
Nom
You, my man, deserve an oscar!
Nom
HE DID IT AGAIN!! HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP!! 😨😨
oh, just tell me if you reached master
I'm currently master III
I only played today
oh im sorry to hear that
don’t know shit about them so yeah
💔
son
I do not believe ur my father
Nom
OHH MY GODDDD!! 😨😨
Nom nom
Aw darling, does hot water bag helps?
I go study
It oki
I wish
If you don’t have it, have some hot water in a bottle and press it on your stomach
From what i know she could put a pillow under her legs when she lays down and it could help a little with the pain
Im not a woman but i hear it works
@mystic viper you leveled up to 9!
Keep going!
What rank u reached

My cramps are in my lower area of my body so how😭
Oh my, down belly or down down?
Down down
Yup it not fun
Big bad
They arent period cramps?
It’s my first time hearing that
Like pain there
Darling you should get a check up
Like why pain there
Same here, could it be cramps cuz of not using that muscle enough?
It fine
We never know, everyone mostly have it different
But darling do get it checked
They pain must be really bad
Yes yes i know but just doing hypotheses
How would use that muscle in my ass
😭
OHH i thouvht down like leg area sorry 😭
Prob should
lol I see, it’s something I haven’t heard much about
Ya it fine
Oh lord it is god have mercy on me😭

Boo
may lord have mercy on you
Good luck…
Have some ice cream
I guess
Fr
Oh no mr cop please dont
i’m hungry
Good luck
imma get donuts
Have some you are craving
Lovely



