💬．general

[spiral swallow]

W

[eager leaf]

Bett

[slate scarab]

Your dog

[spiral swallow]

dragg and lark

where yall at bruh

[latent turtle]

I don't have a dog
I had a chicken but I slaughtered it and cooked it and ate it

[slate scarab]

Im grand regent thordy

[slate scarab]

Chicken good

Dog also good

[eager leaf]

Oh!

[latent turtle]

Arigatou onii san

[spiral swallow]

son where is our cat

[latent turtle]

I don't eat dogs

[latent turtle]

He ate it

[spiral swallow]

he uses our cat as a cape yo

[eager leaf]

Does he eat humans?

[spiral swallow]

does he

[latent turtle]

I don't know . . . Probably

[gloomy sierra]

Do u

[eager leaf]

😨😨😱

[eager leaf]

Perhaps

[slate scarab]

-# maybe

[gloomy sierra]

lol

[eager leaf]

😨😨😨

[high oasis]

Forget that...

[eager leaf]

Noo whyy 💔💔

[eager leaf]

I’m a cow

Ig

✌️

[spiral swallow]

no ur not

[eager leaf]

How

Did yk?

[spiral swallow]

ur cows bestie yo

u aint cow

right

[high oasis]

cuz yolo

[eager leaf]

Cow bestie =cow

[eager leaf]

💔💔😔😔

[latent turtle]

👁️👅👁️🔪->🐄🩸=🥩🍖🍖

[delicate olive]

Hi Sam

[latent turtle]

Hello kiri san

[delicate olive]

hruu

[latent turtle]

I'm goodie, just about to go to work TwT

[eager leaf]

@foggy trench look at this person insulting cows 💔😔

[latent turtle]

Wbu kiri san

[delicate olive]

rip

[delicate olive]

I'm good

[latent turtle]

I'm not insulting cows I love cows . . . Especially medium rare
👁️👅👁️🥩

[eager leaf]

Do u fw wagyu?

[latent turtle]

Glad to know kiri san

[latent turtle]

Not all the time lol, I only had once in Thailand, u won't find wagyu anywhere in my country cuz here some people worship cows

[slender dock]

[eager leaf]

😭😭 India?

[latent turtle]

Yeah . . . Well I'm from South, In south people do eat cows but in north they dont

[eager leaf]

Oohh

[empty cradle]

hi

[eager leaf]

😭😭

[latent turtle]

Why are u crying? Are u sad? Or perhaps depressed? Tell me who hurt u?

[eager leaf]

You

Hurt me once more

[eager leaf]

😔✌️

U keep hurting me gng

[latent turtle]

I dint, I was being kind . . . I even gave u zenis

[eager leaf]

100zeni

I gave u 500 after losing the bet

[latent turtle]

For free

[latent turtle]

I earned it fair and square, u want more zenis u could always challenge me got a bet

[eager leaf]

Mann :(

[eager leaf]

I don’t like gambling

[lucid temple]

I’m farting so much

🙏

[latent turtle]

I see . . . No money no funny hunny bunny

[slate scarab]

Ani!ship @eager leaf @latent turtle

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Receptip41

[lucid temple]

Each pass of gas is lethal to the nose

[eager leaf]

Bloody hell 💔

[latent turtle]

That's a dialog I learned from gta vice city

[eager leaf]

NO GTFO

💔

[slate scarab]

I once farted 106 times in a day

[slate scarab]

Wait

You aren't cowtit

[eager leaf]

YES IM NOT 💔

[eager leaf]

Oh!!

[latent turtle]

I mean I don't know if kids these days know about gta vice city

[slate scarab]

Deceiver

Impostor

[eager leaf]

UNC

[slate scarab]

[latent turtle]

It's an open world game just like gta 5 but older

[hard quail]

AKIIIII

[eager leaf]

IM NOT THE DECIVOR ID I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE COW!!

[hard quail]

dam

[slate scarab]

I played that when I was like 5-7 years old on my dad's laptop

[latent turtle]

She scammed 100 zenis from me yesterday 😢

[slate scarab]

Which was like around 2015-2017

[hard quail]

ani!ship @delicate olive

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Nooki

[hard quail]

HELP

[eager leaf]

He stole 500 Zeni from me yesterday

[latent turtle]

Heehhh . . . I used to play it back in 2008

[slate scarab]

Yeh

[latent turtle]

I didn't steal it, I earned it

[eager leaf]

Idk it 💔💔

[slate scarab]

Me was 2015-2017

Maybe 2014

[latent turtle]

What games u know? PUBG freefire?

[fickle crescent]

sinner

[eager leaf]

By forcing me to bet when I was clearly distressed 💔💔✌️

[slate scarab]

I forgor lowk

[latent turtle]

U agreed to the bet heehhh

[eager leaf]

Genshin, hsr, wuwa

[oblique coral]

Lunch!!

[lucid temple]

That’s amazing

Did u store in a jar

[eager leaf]

Peer pressure

[latent turtle]

Back in 2015 I used to play Skyrim all the time

[eager leaf]

💔💔💔

[latent turtle]

Lets bet 500 zenis

[oblique coral]

McDonalds be busy fr

[eager leaf]

Again??

[nocturne peak]

i miss chicken fillet

[eager leaf]

No

[latent turtle]

Hah! Scaredy cat

[delicate olive]

HIII

[slate scarab]

I get that reference, nah

[slate scarab]

I don't playing anything that needs to be payed

[craggy helm]

Guys I am going to complete your lie in april today

[slate scarab]

Wtf

Payed

Paid

[eager leaf]

I jst got terrible luck man 😭💔

[lucid temple]

Yo that’s not what I meant

🙏

[latent turtle]

Ahh yeahh that's technically pay to win cuz u can't win unless you but it

[delicate olive]

ill bet 500 Sam

[latent turtle]

I know, that's the reason I'm challenging u

[latent turtle]

Yeeeee

[cold verge]

ani!tea

[sweet turret]

:tea: A lot of Discord users keep their status messages as mini mood boards

[latent turtle]

U go first

[delicate olive]

creem

who we shipping

[cold verge]

ani!coffee

[sweet turret]

Why was the math book sad?

[cold verge]

why

[sweet turret]

It had too many problems.

[cold verge]

[delicate olive]

ppl do these things differently

[cold verge]

heey

[latent turtle]

Thordy and gay lifestyle

[cold verge]

looks whos back

[cold verge]

wdym

for bet?

[latent turtle]

Alright I go first

[slate scarab]

You don't know fart in a jar martin?

[latent turtle]

Ani!ship @slate scarab @gray hatch

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Lifesding

[slender dock]

[latent turtle]

Ur turn

[lucid temple]

Oh nvm

[slate scarab]

[brazen jolt]

Hi

[delicate olive]

ani!ship @slate scarab @gray hatch

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Lifesding

[latent turtle]

I know a twitch streamer who used to sell her fart

[delicate olive]

my!give @latent turtle 500

[mild moat]

_hallucination.

| Successfully sent @latent turtle 500 !

[latent turtle]

Gimme 500 zenis
👁️👅👁️🫴

[latent turtle]

Ah arigatou waki san

[ocean crescent]

Hmm

[ocean crescent]

Meow

[slate scarab]

I know you bought them but can't prove it

[latent turtle]

I dint, I'm poor

Even if I were rich I wouldn't

[eager leaf]

🖕

[mortal jolt]

meow

[eager leaf]

😭

[ember hound]

I dont keep physical money on me

I'll like

Find a coin

[latent turtle]

🖕👁️👁️🖕

[eager leaf]

😒

[latent turtle]

[hollow escarp]

Ts is fye bro

Bro i post the same vid in #📺．media-share

[fickle sierra]

nya

[blissful cargo]

What

[eager leaf]

Mann does it make u feel any better abt urself after stealing zeni?? 💔💔😒

Thisss

[blissful cargo]

I’m the best donut

[eager leaf]

Ur not

😒

[blissful cargo]

You know it too

[eager leaf]

Big head

[slate scarab]

Ani!ship

[sweet turret]

@slate scarab please mention at least 1 or 2 users!

[slate scarab]

Ani!ship @mortal jolt

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Dopading

[mortal jolt]

lol

98

[hard quail]

HRU

[tawdry hearth]

Hello

[tawdry hearth]

Hi

[mortal jolt]

hii

[tawdry hearth]

How are you doing I’ve missed our conversations

[mortal jolt]

doing allright ig wbuu

I'm sorry but I dont really remember our convo anymore

[tawdry hearth]

I’m good just been bored also it’s ok

[mortal jolt]

thats good, do smth like play a game or go outside
thank uu

[fickle sierra]

feet

[blissful cargo]

fent

[tawdry hearth]

or we can talk

[mortal jolt]

sure but I dont got much time, have to make me ready soon and them go to school

[tawdry hearth]

I don’t like school

[latent turtle]

I dint steal . . . . I warned it . . . . and I even gave u some of it for free

[slate scarab]

Sup chat

[latent turtle]

this girl @eager leaf scammed 100 zenis from me 😢

[slate scarab]

Okie

[oblique coral]

☠️

[slate scarab]

Js eating breakfast

Or lunch ig at this time

[tawdry hearth]

Also do you mind if I add you

[slate scarab]

Oof

[scarlet bloom]

I’d melt

[slate scarab]

It finally rained yesterday after like more than a month

[slate scarab]

Skipped school today ✌️

[latent turtle]

eat well and get fat and chubby

[scarlet bloom]

It’s been raining like crazy here

[slate scarab]

I'm eating okra, tangkong, lechon kawali, and rice

[oblique coral]

Loser

[slate scarab]

Sybau twink

[scarlet bloom]

a lot of storms and a handful of tornadoes

[oblique coral]

I'm eating mcdonalds

[slate scarab]

Fatass

Eat more vegetables

[oblique coral]

I ate this

[oblique coral]

My boss gave my moni 🤞🤞

[latent turtle]

I know okra but whats a tangkong and lechon kawaii

[slate scarab]

It's js like

Fried pork

[latent turtle]

I see

[oblique coral]

Ew pork

[slate scarab]

And tangkong is a vegetable

[eager leaf]

As a gift!!

[eager leaf]

I didn’t scam! It was a gift form u

And I graciously accepted

[latent turtle]

okie u can keep it, I'll give u some more

my!give @eager leaf 35

[mild moat]

samueljacob

| Successfully sent @eager leaf 35 !

[eager leaf]

REALALLLTT?? 😍😍😍

OMG TYY

[latent turtle]

I accept thy thanksgiving child

[slate scarab]

Better than unhealthy fast food 🤮🤢

[latent turtle]

best breakfast is lays with redbull

[eager leaf]

Okay grandpa!!

[oblique coral]

I'm tired of eating vegetables gng

we always eat greens because that shit is free

[full comet]

[oblique coral]

The only veg I like at home is pickled ginger and cucumber hmmm

I might buy some tuna

[oblique coral]

-# I miss eating raw tuna fr

[eager leaf]

💔💔

[nocturne peak]

bro neglected potato

[pulsar yarrow]

Sushi

[slate scarab]

Don't eat the same vegetables everyday js switch it up gng

Like sari-sari on Mondays, chopsueys on Tuesday typeshit

[nocturne peak]

js dont eat vegetables

ez

ribshack every day

[slate scarab]

Mhmm

Meat

I like meat and vegetables together

[nocturne peak]

yeah that too

sometimes its not what you eat, it's how its prepared and cooked

[slate scarab]

My immune system is stronk

I rarely get fevers

[pallid owl]

heyya :3

[nocturne peak]

i get sick like once a year

[slate scarab]

Real

[slate scarab]

Sup

[mortal jolt]

sure go ahead

[mortal jolt]

samw

[pallid owl]

am good just chilling wbu?^^

[delicate olive]

Im alr wbuu

[latent turtle]

[slate scarab]

Im feeling pretty alright

Js finished my food a couple of mins ago

[latent turtle]

🍗

[delicate olive]

goodnight chat

[latent turtle]

godnight

[short kestrel]

top tier food right there

[slate scarab]

He's eating McDonalds rn

[short kestrel]

arrest this man

[nocturne peak]

kinilaw

[slate scarab]

Fr

[nocturne peak]

or kilawin

[slate scarab]

Tbh

[nocturne peak]

idk what its called in your region

[slate scarab]

I haven't tried tuna

[nocturne peak]

what

[slate scarab]

There was sum yesterday at my aunt's birthday

[nocturne peak]

thats a pretty common fish

[slate scarab]

Wait no

Brain fart

I haven't tried kinilaw

[nocturne peak]

ohhh

[spiral swallow]

How good is salmon

Out of 10

[nocturne peak]

last time i had kinilaw was like

when i was 9yo

[fleet flume]

omg are u Filipino?

[nocturne peak]

yes hello

[slate scarab]

But the uncs and aunts finished it all

[nocturne peak]

i prefer tuna

[short kestrel]

good quality salmon is nice

[nocturne peak]

salmon is like a 7 for me maybe

[fleet flume]

hiii

[nocturne peak]

i can never get used to the aftertaste

[slate scarab]

Most of us here are like maybe Filipino

[nocturne peak]

its like lamb, everyone likes it but i cant get over the aftertaste

[short kestrel]

I live in area with lots of natural salmon so I can tell when its good

[nocturne peak]

[fleet flume]

whoaaa

[nocturne peak]

bro is 3 bear cubs in a trench coat

[fleet flume]

i thought most ppl here are indians or south asians

[nocturne peak]

https://tenor.com/view/time-to-eat-grizzly-bear-robert-e-fuller-fresh-catch-meal-of-the-day-gif-26854827

[slate scarab]

I should go back to training maybe, but don't got the motivation neither the discipline to do it

[nocturne peak]

i mean u arent wrong

[spiral swallow]

Oh sad

[nocturne peak]

but thats my unpopular take

[spiral swallow]

I like japanese salmon

[nocturne peak]

my family loves salmon, but i personally dont

[spiral swallow]

🥺

[slate scarab]

I haven't tried salmon neither

[spiral swallow]

Salmon is op

[nocturne peak]

im more of a tuna, chicken, and all of red meat kinda guy

ok maybe not lamb

[blissful cargo]

Mutton is gas

[nocturne peak]

tastes like liver

[slate scarab]

I like common meats

[nocturne peak]

salmon-desu

beef and pork

[slate scarab]

Pork, fish, beef, chicken, cat, bat

[nocturne peak]

mmmm

yeees

[nocturne peak]

add dog to the mix

[slate scarab]

We almost went to china in 2020

[nocturne peak]

never tried dog

fortunately

[slate scarab]

Very tender meat depending of the breed and source

Jk

But some places here do actually eat dogs

[nocturne peak]

with my luck

[nocturne peak]

if i eat dog id get a new disease named after me

[fleet flume]

i jus joined here so i can use this sticker everywhere

[slate scarab]

I think @oblique coral has eaten one

[nocturne peak]

AHAHAHAHAH

[slate scarab]

Depends on the source lowk, stray dog? Very likely

[nocturne peak]

I asked @nimble moth to add that here

[frigid berry]

There's an anual dog festival in China where you can eat all the dog you want

[nocturne peak]

cause someone sent it

[frigid berry]

Its in Yulin Guanxi pretty sure

[nocturne peak]

yulin yes

i know this

it was trending for a while back then

[nocturne peak]

people protesting eating dog

but still eat meat

like hypocrites

let them have their doggo festival dude

[fleet flume]

hahaha someone sent it in a Filipino server and i joined

[delicate olive]

dpg

[nocturne peak]

ohhh

AHAHA

[fleet flume]

[nocturne peak]

yeah plenty join for the emotes nmn

its common

[humble wing]

Hello peeps

Oh yeah

[slate scarab]

I do wonder how dog taste like

[nocturne peak]

hi

[frigid berry]

Hola dani

[fleet flume]

disgusting

[nocturne peak]

try it

[slate scarab]

Nah

Im lowk an empath

Sometimes

[bronze slate]

Ni hao! 😋

[nocturne peak]

but the love for pork and beef overcomes it

[humble wing]

Aki turned 20

[bronze slate]

I've ate alligator snails squid frogs

Never dog

[humble wing]

Im happy for her but something else too

Fur

[spiral swallow]

Dude what

[bronze slate]

I am not your son Thragg.

[spiral swallow]

That sounded weird

[humble wing]

How 💔

[nocturne peak]

oh wait my disc is bugging

[spiral swallow]

ok not my son

[humble wing]

Get ya mind out the gutter boy

[slate scarab]

Hmm I wanna try alligator, don't like squid tho, too chewy. My friend has ate frogs and also snails probably

[spiral swallow]

fried shrimps are the best

[bronze slate]

glad we can agree

[mild moat]

@spiral swallow collected 47 Zenis!

[spiral swallow]

my!collect 47

east

easy

[bronze slate]

Yeah, frog is honestly terrible if prepared wrong

[spiral swallow]

bro changed his name

[oblique coral]

Kinilaw/kilawin yeah, that what we call it

[bronze slate]

And I don't really like squid either

Same reason

[spiral swallow]

wait did keno change your name

[fleet flume]

so na try mo, kuya?

[nocturne peak]

no

[bronze slate]

It actually tastes like someone rubbed a bunch of snot on it, it's that slimy

[spiral swallow]

how

[nocturne peak]

nah

[spiral swallow]

hes lvl 0

[nocturne peak]

someone offered me some once

[oblique coral]

Tuna 🤤

[bronze slate]

Makes me wanna puke thinking about the one time I tried it

[nocturne peak]

but im not the type to try

[bronze slate]

I'm just hin

[mild moat]

@bronze slate you leveled up to 1! Keep going!

[bronze slate]

him

[spiral swallow]

oh he changed his name fully to not your son

[oblique coral]

I might as well spend my remaining money on fresh tuna fr

[spiral swallow]

not only in server

[slate scarab]

Huh?

[bronze slate]

Oh wait I did that was an accident lmfao

I thought that was server specific aww man

[bronze slate]

now I gotta change it back brb

[slate scarab]

I mean he cooked it fried, it's called bakbak here

[humble wing]

Fur do you usually watch series with your girlfriend?

[nocturne peak]

oh since you said youre an empath so u dont eat dogs

[bronze slate]

Ahhh, cool

[nocturne peak]

but you still eat other meats

[bronze slate]

Yeah it sounds better like that

[spiral swallow]

Sometimes

[oblique coral]

I want tuna and beef bulalo

[nocturne peak]

so when it comes to other animals ur empath side gets shut off

[fleet flume]

🤢 🤮

[slate scarab]

Yeh lowk hypocritical ik, but I js don't find them cute

[bronze slate]

American Southern foods can be weirddd when it's experimental

[slate scarab]

Depends on the dog if it was an asshole

[oblique coral]

I find goats cute but I still eat them

[humble wing]

Do you enjoy it?

[nocturne peak]

[slate scarab]

Then I'd eat it

Maybe

[nocturne peak]

dw its not an accusatory thing

[spiral swallow]

Yes, why?

[nocturne peak]

im biased towards dogs too

puppers r cute cant lie

[oblique coral]

I've eaten dogs before 💀

[thick scroll]

Oh

[slate scarab]

Yeh

[spiral swallow]

I have watched Invincible, supernatural, the boys, hannibal with her

[slate scarab]

Im lowk willing to eat a dog depends

[humble wing]

Just wondering

[spiral swallow]

Some bit of anime too

[nocturne peak]

"teacup pigs" are kinda cute tho

[nocturne peak]

emergency food

[humble wing]

I used to do that with friends often

[dire nest]

Capybara best

[oblique coral]

I heard they eat that shit lechon style

[humble wing]

Like

[thick nimbus]

omg what a cutie

[humble wing]

But it never got me so hectic

[earnest oasis]

idrc for meat i only eat to not be hungry

[bronze slate]

The Boys really got boring as soon as the starlighter thing started taking off as the main plot point ngl

[humble wing]

The what about meat

[oblique coral]

It's commonly eaten here for drink gatherings, them unc alcoholics be cooking them like professional chefs bruh 😭

[nocturne peak]

are you meticulous about whats kosher and whats not

[slate scarab]

Nah

[winter crown]

KENNOOO HIII

[earnest oasis]

no

[slate scarab]

Like how it's cook

Barbecued?

[earnest oasis]

i don't do kosher

[nocturne peak]

[slate scarab]

Mhmm

[nocturne peak]

herro

[oblique coral]

ngl, I wanna try kosher diet

[winter crown]

Hru

[oblique coral]

🧃

[earnest oasis]

just dont eat milk with meat

[nocturne peak]

stray dogs are fair game to some people

[earnest oasis]

and strange ass animals

there

kosher

[oblique coral]

Boo, who does that

[nocturne peak]

hell, when my dad was a kid, his neighbors ate his dog

[earnest oasis]

i do

cheeseburger

[humble wing]

I remember you

[earnest oasis]

dairy and meat I should've said

[winter crown]

Now u do who iz i

[slate scarab]

I saw a news report Abt a guy lechoning a neighbors dog in my fyp this mornung

[oblique coral]

😭 my golden retriever got cooked when I was kid

[slate scarab]

Nah what

[nocturne peak]

bro unkoshered himself

[hidden isle]

Chat would u pause your online game for me

[slate scarab]

Golden retrievers are expensive

[bronze slate]

Insane

[humble wing]

You are that girl from like orange server

[oblique coral]

We rescued that shit

[slate scarab]

Might as well sell it and buy more dogs

[hidden isle]

Chat would u love me if I was a worm

[earnest oasis]

sure its just a game

[nocturne peak]

for us it was a white japanese spitz

like this one

[earnest oasis]

no

[oblique coral]

they fucking cooked it 🗿

[nocturne peak]

bro got stolen and eaten

[oblique coral]

aw hell nah 😭😭

[bronze slate]

Bro why are you all just cooking your pets lmfao

[nocturne peak]

such a tragedy

[slate scarab]

Did your neighbor perhaps stole it?

[spiral swallow]

Hectic huh

[winter crown]

Yea

[short kestrel]

once u kill one animal for food, all the others are fair game

[slate scarab]

Saw it in the news

[bronze slate]

It can't be THAT common of an occurrence right

[blissful cargo]

Yessir

[nocturne peak]

well i didnt exist back then, this was when my dad was a kid

[oblique coral]

some people here keeps dogs, feed em well, vaccinated then fucking cooks it 😭😭

[nocturne peak]

his neighbor stole his dog

[oblique coral]

the police ain't doing nun

[nocturne peak]

told him that like 10y later

[torpid cradle]

Hii

[short kestrel]

it's just certain cultures domesticated certain animals and other cultures see them differently

[hidden isle]

Yeah but like their neighbours dogs tho

[blissful cargo]

Wsp jiya

[hidden isle]

They cooking the neighbours dog

[earnest oasis]

should i eat her?

[humble wing]

Well yeah

[oblique coral]

keep her gng

[bronze slate]

Would probably taste like rodent

[earnest oasis]

kk

[mild moat]

@bronze slate you leveled up to 2! Keep going!

[oblique coral]

no meat

[blissful cargo]

Like in Ecuador we saw some cute little guinea pigs at an enclosure and then we ate some later

[humble wing]

💔

[nocturne peak]

DAMN mocha is still alive and kicking

how old is she

[idle plume]

Let me cook today’s daily poem early

[hidden isle]

What's the nutritional value

[short kestrel]

totally different scenario 💀 that's crazy

[earnest oasis]

yes she's doing great

[nocturne peak]

mocha has aged

[earnest oasis]

nah its just that crazy ass pic

[nocturne peak]

HAHAHA

[earnest oasis]

she looks normal with normal lighting

[oblique coral]

anyway, bye, work is calling

[short kestrel]

at least 4 g of protein

[blissful cargo]

That’s it?

[nocturne peak]

kinda like poot lovato

[short kestrel]

my parrots dont have a lot of protein

[slate scarab]

Lmao, a case like that happened recently I think bc I saw it in the news

[short kestrel]

they mostly floofy feathers

[hidden isle]

A can of dog food has more protein than that actual dog

[blissful cargo]

What’s a beak made of

[short kestrel]

keratin

[nocturne peak]

keratin maybe

[slate scarab]

Keratin

[short kestrel]

same stuff our nails

[nocturne peak]

fingernail material

[short kestrel]

are made.of

[blissful cargo]

Oh nvm

Makes sense

[oblique coral]

Chicken glizzards fr

[short kestrel]

keno and I on the same page

[earnest oasis]

ketamine beak

[nocturne peak]

reminds me of sperm whales

[earnest oasis]

good band name

[blissful cargo]

😭😭

[slate scarab]

You get to name a new disease if you ate her

[hidden isle]

Can't digest it right?

[nocturne peak]

you can tell how badass a whale is by the amount of beaks you find in their stomachs

[nocturne peak]

every beak is a giant squid battle fought and won

[oblique coral]

I wanna know the nutrition value of a Filo dish called "Bopis (beef)" fr fr

[nocturne peak]

soup no 5

[earnest oasis]

number 15

burger king foot lettuce

[oblique coral]

I can guess it has a lot of protein and other stuff too

[nocturne peak]

astonishing that they dont fly away

[slate scarab]

Keratin is also in hair too 🥺

[nocturne peak]

but yeah im sending this to trevor rainbolt

lock your doors

[hidden isle]

Oh u actually let the mf out instead of locking them in a cage

[fleet flume]

eating dog for that small g of protein is crazy

[hidden isle]

Anything for the bulk

[nocturne peak]

the last thing that you want in your burger is someones foot fungus

[short kestrel]

can train them

[oblique coral]

yeah, them pigeons knows the way back

[mild moat]

@oblique coral you leveled up to 84! Keep going!

[earnest oasis]

but as it turns out.....

[earnest oasis]

that might be what you get

[short kestrel]

they see crows and get scared af

[oblique coral]

Reminds me of this

[nocturne peak]

can you walk around with them on your shoulder

[short kestrel]

theyre like "wtf is THAT"

[blissful cargo]

Wait they’re so cute

[fleet flume]

awww

[short kestrel]

I got 4

these 2 are buds

[oblique coral]

I live in a microwave oven 🔥🔥🔥

[short kestrel]

and I got another bonded pair

[hidden isle]

It would be so cool to have a pet crow

[blissful cargo]

Ooh damn

[oblique coral]

yeah, but you have to keep feeding it

[hard quail]

im gooood glad ur doing ight

[fleet flume]

it feels like the sun is on our yard ffs

[hidden isle]

Yeah?

[bronze slate]

Cool until you realize how much they shit

[earnest oasis]

how is it only Wednesday

[hidden isle]

That's the minimum requirement of having a pet

[short kestrel]

the one on the right is 14, my first parrot is my age

[earnest oasis]

wtf

[bronze slate]

Never work on a cow farm

Trust me

[oblique coral]

You tame a crow, you can never miss one day and stay consistent with feeding time

[fleet flume]

lmao

[blissful cargo]

Damn they live long

Wait a bird as a pet would be so tuff

[earnest oasis]

isnt that any pet

[nocturne peak]

reminds me of when crows learned to snowboard

[short kestrel]

yeah parrots live a long time. theyre a commitment

[hidden isle]

I've sat on cow shit, I thought it looked like a sizeable rock

[eager leaf]

Nerfed Dino as pet 💔💔

[earnest oasis]

i dont skip feeding my dog or something

[hidden isle]

Till I realized I'm in a farm plot

[blissful cargo]

You could get like free squirrel meat too

[bronze slate]

Lmao

[slate scarab]

Damn I was like 2 yrs old when she was born

[nocturne peak]

gonna be weekend after tomorrow

[blissful cargo]

Cuter dino

[eager leaf]

And u didn’t think it stank?..

[oblique coral]

I remember them cow shits always get used as ammunition when my friends decides to throw rocks at each other

[earnest oasis]

i work fridays

[eager leaf]

I hate birds

Jst me tho

[blissful cargo]

If it was there for a while it prolly lost most of the smell

[nocturne peak]

same

[blissful cargo]

Though Idk how shit works

[oblique coral]

what did birds do to bro

[eager leaf]

Still.. stank

[eager leaf]

Why we even talking abt shit

😭

[hidden isle]

U wouldn't go smelling a rock

[short kestrel]

smartest bird ever is the only animal other than us to ask an existential question

[eager leaf]

They attacked me and chased me when I was younger :(

[short kestrel]

alex the african grey parrot

[hidden isle]

Besides it's been a while there that it started looking like a rock

[blissful cargo]

You musta done smth real dumb

[bronze slate]

When shits dried it it loses 90% of it's smell you have to get really close to smell it
Don't ask me how I know this

[oblique coral]

Dried cow poop 😭🔥🔥

[eager leaf]

But did u not catch a whiff of the stank?..

[blissful cargo]

Flush yo toilet

[bronze slate]

Nahhh lmao

[short kestrel]

how close did u bring ur nose to it

[eager leaf]

I was chilling man.. 💔💔

[hidden isle]

No cuz it didn't smell

[blissful cargo]

Wonderful convo 😭😭

[eager leaf]

Why

[eager leaf]

Fr

[bronze slate]

Thought it was a flavored rock, gave it a few licks here and there ya know just the usual treatment

[idle plume]

Ok this one’s kinda short hope you guys like it

Daily poem day 10

[short kestrel]

went from eating dogs to parrots to dried shit

[idle plume]

To feel like nothing.
It’s not emptiness.
It’s proof.

Every person you interact with every emotion you feel
Every time you breathe

Every human being has the ability to feel emotions
Small or big sadness or joy.

You are alive.

You are something.

Because only something
can feel the weight of nothing.

[hidden isle]

Cool

[short kestrel]

and now jinx is here

were cooked

[oblique coral]

bye chat

[short kestrel]

same ima sleep

[blissful cargo]

You make it sound like we’re talking abt eating shit

[oblique coral]

gn michael

[hidden isle]

Oh look at the time

[blissful cargo]

Gn Darrow

[short kestrel]

is 1036 pm

[hidden isle]

It's getting late

Same time next month?

[short kestrel]

take care of urselves guys

[blissful cargo]

Wha are you west coast?

[short kestrel]

o7

yes

[blissful cargo]

Anyways gn

[bronze slate]

It's alright but if I may give some constructive criticism if you're going for a traditional poem you should try adding a little bit more symbolism, hinting at a meaning without actually saying it out loud

Know what I mean?

[oblique coral]

It's 1:37pm, about time for me to move boxes and organize files fr

[bronze slate]

1:37AM for me I should probably sleep before I pass out from my meds that make me tired

[eager leaf]

What time is it for u 💔💔

[idle plume]

Yeah makes sense I’m a bit tired I just wrote this in chat.

Can you look at my other daily poems and use those to critique my writing better

[blissful cargo]

10:30

[bronze slate]

Sureeee, but I'll have to check it tomorrow, sorryy, little bit tired

[mild moat]

@bronze slate you leveled up to 3! Keep going!

[blissful cargo]

Go sleep tea 😭😭

[eager leaf]

So early…

[eager leaf]

I shldd but I got a project due

Ughhhsjskso

[idle plume]

Yeah same just ping me

[bronze slate]

alr

[blissful cargo]

Whatever happened to fuck it we ball

Worry tomorrow

[eager leaf]

The teacher hates me man 😭💔

[blissful cargo]

😭😭

What class

[eager leaf]

Art

😔😔

[blissful cargo]

How the fuck does an art teacher hate you

[eager leaf]

Cuz hee attitude man..

I dropped

3 of hee

Other courses previously

And yeah..

😭😭

[blissful cargo]

Oh yeah I could see why

[eager leaf]

I JST WANTED A SPARE MAN

[blissful cargo]

Nah most art teachers are rainbows though 😭😭

[eager leaf]

😭😭

[fickle sierra]

67

[eager leaf]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE.. EVERYONE KNOWA SHE IS, but she’s like this to my friend too.. (she took 10% off her assignment for smth that wasn’t even her fault..)

[eager leaf]

Ew

[blissful cargo]

Twin you can’t be talking

[eager leaf]

How

💔

[blissful cargo]

Maybe yall js bad students

[blissful cargo]

Always talking bout triple t 😭😭

[eager leaf]

99 in that class btw

[blissful cargo]

Yeah so skip the project

[eager leaf]

NOOO 💔💔

Triple t my goat

[blissful cargo]

Bro yesterday after I talked w you I got like straight triple t and shi in my reels

You messed em up

[eager leaf]

It gon drop.. and my uni avrg gon go down down down to hell

[floral perch]

Hellooo

Hruu

[eager leaf]

BAHHA THEY LISTIENING

[floral perch]

Long time no see

[slate scarab]

Ani!ship @short kestrel

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Goodcu

[eager leaf]

Heyyy

[floral perch]

Remember me killer??

[blissful cargo]

Ani!ship @short kestrel

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Doncu

[blissful cargo]

Oh man

[eager leaf]

WHOS KILLER 💔💔

IM SORRY WAIT

LEMME CHECK WHO U ARE

[floral perch]

༒☬ĶÏŁŁĚŔ☬༒

Remember

[floral perch]

Ohh lol it's fine

It's been almost 2/3 months ig

Since we texted

I never saw u yap much here

Ani!ship @eager leaf

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Recepticy

[eager leaf]

OH YES

[floral perch]

Remembered?

[eager leaf]

Cuz I quit years ago 😭

Only login when I’m bored

[floral perch]

Ohh

[floral perch]

I see

[eager leaf]

Omg u gay??!

Like idk I hate dc

[floral perch]

Understandable

[floral perch]

U hate discord?

[blissful cargo]

Nah Darrow my boy

[eager leaf]

Correct

[eager leaf]

Awww 🥹🥹 I support

[limber bone]

I mean as long as the socks stay on tho

[blissful cargo]

Exactly

[eager leaf]

Socks or none, don’t make it any less gay

[limber bone]

You wouldn’t understand

[blissful cargo]

Lack of ball knowledge 💔💔

[limber bone]

It’s the boys things

[floral perch]

Ohh
If it's okay with u can I add u as a frd as u were the first person I yapped here with

[eager leaf]

😒

[slate scarab]

[limber bone]

All the homies around the know what it mean to have socks on and not have socks on

[blissful cargo]

She not a homie simple as that

[turbid plover]

Ani!ship 1390567388910452809

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Eupion

[eager leaf]

So boymath is wearing socks and it means nothing 💔💔

[limber bone]

I do not have socks on thus it would be gay

[floral perch]

[floral perch]

Fahhh

[blissful cargo]

Idk why I have socks on

I’m at home too

[dim lichen]

Ani! Ship 1380133211711082580

[slate scarab]

I don't like wearing socks at home

[dim lichen]

[limber bone]

Oml brother no it’s fine with socks on and gay with socks off

[slate scarab]

Can't spread my piggies out

Ani! tea

[sweet turret]

:tea: People often remember anime characters by their hairstyle before their name

[blissful cargo]

Exactly

[eager leaf]

SUREE igg I usually don’t accept ppl as friends 😭

[limber bone]

Idk why I pressed that one

[slate scarab]

Then why are you wearing socks?

[limber bone]

But fuck it we ball

[slate scarab]

Let them breath

[blissful cargo]

Nah I just went out

They’re off now dw

[limber bone]

good

[eager leaf]

Oh! Intresting..

[floral perch]

Ohh....

[eager leaf]

😭😭

Yeahh

[floral perch]

Can I chat in dm with u sm times...... If only u r okay

[floral perch]

It's fine.....

[eager leaf]

If u want realllyyy late replies SUREE

[limber bone]

It’s alright child, one day you’ll date a boy that acts extremely gay with his friends

[eager leaf]

I hope not 💔

[blissful cargo]

That better be every boy you date

[eager leaf]

NO STOP CURISNG ME

🥹🥹

[floral perch]

Itss finee!!! Late replies i don't bother. If u reply it's enough. ur cooll that's why...

[turbid plover]

Yeah?

[fickle sierra]

67

[floral perch]

Hellooo

[slate scarab]

Lowk most boys

[turbid plover]

Hia hi

[fickle sierra]

[eager leaf]

TYY 🥹🥹💗 I usually dissapear for months at a time 😭

[slate scarab]

And I am one of those boys

[azure ocean]

Man I can't sleep

[slate scarab]

Send that again

[limber bone]

Oh child it’s inevitable

[floral perch]

Hruu
Long time no see!!!

[slate scarab]

I didn't read it all

[limber bone]

It’s apart of the prophecy

[blissful cargo]

Yay

[limber bone]

DAMNRIGHT

And

[slate scarab]

Try every positions

Pause

[limber bone]

20 dollars is 20 dollars

[limber bone]

Nah

[floral perch]

Np!!! Lmao it's finee!!! I may not reply soon either but only weeks not months

[eager leaf]

It’s.. not.. 😢😢😢🥹

[limber bone]

Put the socks on and unpause

[eager leaf]

😭

[slate scarab]

I like sleeping on my back while like

[blissful cargo]

I want some chocolate chip cookies rn

[steel crypt]

Say hi to me

[slate scarab]

Idk how to explain jt

[blissful cargo]

Some nice tates

[azure ocean]

I moved around the bed as if I was a pregnant woman and there was no luck 😔

[slate scarab]

It's like the relaxing pose where you put your hands behind your neck

[eager leaf]

I don’t think prego women change positions much, cause isn’t the baby heavy? 😭😭

[limber bone]

You’ll be ok child

[slate scarab]

I don't like wearing socks unless I'm going outside for the day

[blissful cargo]

Imagine sleeping on your tummy when you’re prego

[slate scarab]

My feet get all sweaty

[azure ocean]

They move a lot because of circulation

You don't see them being still or sat for too long

[limber bone]

You won’t realize their gay for their homies til you’re inlove with them already

[eager leaf]

I curse you with the girl equivalent to that

Someone for the streets.

[limber bone]

Oh god

No Jesus

[blissful cargo]

Thats way worse wtf

[eager leaf]

Oh!!!

[azure ocean]

Like on a hammock?

[limber bone]

wtf man I already had too many women like that 😭😭

[eager leaf]

It’s not way worse!!! It’s similar

[blissful cargo]

Nah you’re evil

[limber bone]

They aren’t LITERALLY gay for the homies damn

[slate scarab]

Yeah but idk, it's kinda like that, but I like to hug the pillow on my head and put it on my face ig

[eager leaf]

😈😈😈

[eager leaf]

😒😒

[limber bone]

Like imma make gay jokes but I ain finna do it all guys do that except the actually gay one

[azure ocean]

Are you on some sodomasochist shit or sum dawg 😭

[limber bone]

This, this is just mean

[eager leaf]

LMAO 😭😭 dw girls flirt w their besties too

[slate scarab]

I don't discriminate

[blissful cargo]

Have yall showered w the homies?

[slate scarab]

Maybe

[eager leaf]

It’s vengeance but make it worse

[limber bone]

ID RATHER HAVE THAT THEN A HOE

[limber bone]

Oh all the time

[blissful cargo]

I’m sayingggg

[eager leaf]

😭😭

[blissful cargo]

Deadass?

[slate scarab]

Have someone thought y'all were gay bc of the shit you do?

[blissful cargo]

Like fully balls out or undies on?

[slate scarab]

Maybe

[limber bone]

On foenem grave

[eager leaf]

Oh

[slate scarab]

Why are you talking like that

[limber bone]

My dumbass friend says it all the time

[slate scarab]

Im bout to have a stroke

[blissful cargo]

He’s from the o

[limber bone]

First thing that came to mind

[eager leaf]

King con ref?

Von*

Omg this autocorrect

[blissful cargo]

I mean sorta

[limber bone]

Lmao the only place I’ve lived anything like the o is Memphis

Stayed there for a while with my favorite darkie

[blissful cargo]

My friend was in Memphis for 2 days and he saw someone get shot

[limber bone]

I was in Memphis for 2 months and got ran over

[slate scarab]

Im not american enough to understand what y'all talking about

Im not even american

[limber bone]

I was in the uh… less fortunate place

[blissful cargo]

wtf you good?

[limber bone]

Literally my 2nd week there a drive by happened

[blissful cargo]

Stay safe out there bro

[limber bone]

Oh yeah I’m good it was one of the only friendly guys there we both were in a hurry and yeah I just got up and he offered to take me to the hospital but yeah

[blissful cargo]

Oh shit okay

Good to hear

[limber bone]

I did shoot myself in the foot tho

But that was on purpose

[blissful cargo]

What

With a gun?

[slate scarab]

[limber bone]

Just a lil 22

[blissful cargo]

Oh damn

You prolly good then

[slate scarab]

Politicians getting assassinated? Have y'all heard of getting shot with an rpg?

[limber bone]

I wasnt finna blow a hole in my shi

[limber bone]

I’ve heard of 50 bmg

[blissful cargo]

Damn bruh my shit is sunshine and rainbows

[slate scarab]

That happened this year in my country but he was fine in a van

[limber bone]

HOL UP

[slate scarab]

Van took it like a good boy

No damage

[limber bone]

HE GOT SHOT WITH AN RPG

[slate scarab]

His van got shit with an rpg, and he was in that van

[limber bone]

WHO TF IS HE GETTIN PRO-SUED BY, FECKIN VLADINOF

[eager leaf]

Whyy

Like genuinely

😭

[limber bone]

I was curious

[blissful cargo]

How long was recovery?

[eager leaf]

Dude.. be careful

[slate scarab]

You can find it in TikTok

[limber bone]

It didn’t hurt as much as like getting cut by something tho or getting beat up

[slate scarab]

Js search van rpg

[blissful cargo]

Yeah makes sense

[mild moat]

@blissful cargo you leveled up to 15! Keep going!

[limber bone]

Like I’d rather get shot repeatedly then beat to death

[slate scarab]

Adrenaline prob

[blissful cargo]

Beat to death is sad

[limber bone]

Well

[eager leaf]

Fr :(

[limber bone]

I don’t think that was it in my case considering there was no shock or anything

It was just I shot myself in the foot

[coral olive]

Hmmmm

[coral olive]

[limber bone]

Listen child

It’s America

Someone’s always getting shot

[fickle sierra]

67 guys

[blissful cargo]

What the fuck

[limber bone]

Yep

[slate scarab]

Yes Donny trump

[coral olive]

Doesn’t mean it’s ok or shld be normalised

[slate scarab]

Ani! ship @fickle sierra

[sweet turret]

Ship Name: Goodden

[limber bone]

I need Jesus

[blissful cargo]

I would never use a gun other than senior assassin 😥

[limber bone]

Careful don’t cut it