#Apex Legends
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bloodhound, lifeline, bangalore, wattson, caustic, mirage, crypto, loba valk is a bit lame for me
rev, path is just
blocking the screen

sad
my earphones are a bit broken
i cant hear surround sound
the surround sound on my pc is ded somehow
so i cant even hear where the fck the enemy is at
most normal apex experience
carry me
no u
no pub
ok
anon too good for pub
can u carry
zeesaw carry ez w
yeah pub is either died 10 seconds after drop or not shooting after 10 mins 
what rank
p3
p3
im opening steam
quick firing range
this map sucks
promenade has 50% the amount of people in the lobby
wdym
ur bang ult killed everyone
Lie
damn shit

Sry was afk half the game
same
we all afkd

cant hit krab shot sad
path gave up in the end lol
I can't hit any shots at all sad
wdym your TT cracked everyone lol
pro
lmao
I only tapped them smh
i hit 0
my cursor go crazy
cursor has gained sentience
sometimes the server lags and my gun start beaming like it uses controller
either that or I have Parkinson
Damn this queue is empty
sg dia is ded
Where u play then
maybe i should change to gold one
the thing is my isp hates tyo server
for some reason i have 200 ping there but it's fine anywhere else
My ping is low but i still lag like crazy
im gonna use my gold one then 1 sec
Pro carry
omg zee smurf
Smh I can't even smurf I'm just that bad
so true

only vtuber that plays is like elu
whats your id again aldo let me add
aldo
elu only plays pub

Yeah
still the only vtuber i know that plays
no it isnt
There's alot also
what is yours again anon
she only play rank for like an hour
i got no knockdown shield lmao
come on
@sinful quarryape
that is the unluckiest thing
what are the odds
i didnt even see those signs were there
same
Pro anon
its only 2
nah
i started like 3 hrs before i asked u
im not playing apex that long
not my problem
i cant even get dia
n u
i cant even smurf
rin you dun even play the game anymore
I reinstalled
Its still the same
well actually idk i cant really go on a diff acc
i uninstalled origin cause its ass

My pc is now a lamp
Pro
i cant
oh actually i found another one
idr ur name
Smh having so many accounts
was it like amouranth or something
Carry me bro
nah this one was to try out steam pad
but that shit is too much work
Wtf is steam pad
sent request
you can tap strafe on steam roller? damn
Me at work
maybe tmr
Your tmr or my tmr
anyone wana carry me again
Losing hundreds of rp like theres no tomorrow rn
still playing?
full
ogey
surely
carry me
yeah
Sure
580 rp surely
someone carry me out of bronze kek me noob
U pro wdym
nah im bronze
Pro
ok
chilling
i should've added you earlier 

let me change my name to make it easier to find 1 sec
try to add 123funapex12345678
What the hell
im trying to make it easy to find 
sent a fr
you're playing on pc right?
Yes
im stuck in a mushroom
blind af
bang did more job hiding standing stil than using her smokes
pay to win skin
wtf are we even doing
idek what im trying to do
i just followed my igl last game ๐
same
i know we about to die when he pushed like that
ggs im half asleep
apex
ggs i couldn't get your banner they were camping it
yeah
yours
bruh
just tried out the controller today
my aunt gifted me her son old ps4
whoever saying controller aim assist is op
is just pure dumb noob
this shit is literally uncontrollable
how is this op

i dont even see the aim assist
aim assist is a myth
cuz ur bad
Aim assist don't exist
Just .0

Im scared to soloq 
Only like a hundred rp left
If i go solo that number would tenfold
just carry me
When
now
ok
yea i will too
never use it again
ok
bro
sry
the second one?
u only bled out on the house tho 

sry
Just .6 and beam every one
i uninstalled the .6
was our bh lagging or something
that dude didnt shoot i think
I really need to practice sniper
create new acc. play from scratch like you're newbie
i guess
im going to find if there is some accessories for the console
my aim still way off the target
the rubber ring or something
just go 4 3 linear
if u still cant hit then its just skill issue
I can do neither
1v1
cant now
i never use controller so my aim pretty much worse
classic
balanced as all things should be
anyoe wanna carry me again
I can hop in probably an hour
aldiado pro
no u
anyone in asia wanna play ranked

are you not on?
np im chilling
take your time im making coffee and grabbing snackies
what rank ?
you're plat already?
ah rip
though i am still silver since i rarely play ranked
just @ me when you're ready
My ass cramped
oh
maybe clench your butts more so it wouldn't cramp old man
-58 this is gona be fun
ok
tf was that
wdym
oh i thought you intentionally went down to grab the banner lol
not that hard to spot enemies in this game in the first place 
was there a 3rd party
yep
in ~~ this~~ game

Love losing rp to the most random 3rd party ever

i was looking for an angle dont follow me all the time lol
i dealt 165 to horizon and 178 to the other guy just to know no one is behind me.. 
can we get 1 kill
any eu silvers wanna comp
yes you were 
5 participation
imo in that ring and that many squads should've played more safely
i was shootiing the wrong people the entire time
i was melting the team on height
did 190 on seer
then he got nicked by someone else

we can't really push height that quick except the vantage ye
im so tired playing 300ms
did i hit that guy? did i not? find out in the next minute
im actually blaming ping
smurf
pro
casually stealing kills
way too pro

damn gold helmet is an essential for vantage
Really
For her ult
wut
How come i finished nearly 2 squads aloneใ(1v3 + 1v2, last one died to third)
died to 3rd and 4th party later
silver bro
i just didn't play ranked so much recently...
Huh
What
ye


even my charai does 9
Heirloom buff
you were at a range where your pk does 81, how tf did charai come out
Was stumbling around bilibili and i thought that he matched with imposter matsuri
It turns out he got matched into REAL matsuri and she replied "matsuri dayo"
the rich
This ain't #genshin-and-apex anymore 
Oh oops
Gold is the new pred
bro that's just cringe
aye same
My teammates 
Classic ๐ค๐ค
man the hemlok is so deadly
I know how to tap strafe. how do people shoot while doing it though (since scroll wheel up is index finger but mouse button 1 shoot button is also index finger#)
most tapstrafe then shoot
u dont even need to learn that
aight, ty
learn to shoot while strafing instead
if u can tapstrafe normally u can tapstrafe on pad
how, u do literally the same thing
double jump then tapstrafe
easier to do it on pad arguably
i just cant do it consistently
pro
giga pro
way too pro
this fcking duo just running away from a 2 vs 1 let them full reset and died
bruh
randoms are dumb even when they can speak english
random usually more dumb when they use voice chat
nah this duo using text

after i made that call
that seer be like
wait a bit
im gonna reply this guy
and continue running

can plat player
play with a head

stop rushing in
stop watching 1 vs 3
i have to stop using my main wraith with her heirloom buff
to play a support legend
to rank up
this guy
5' earlier
i thought he is a good guy that can comprehend basic english and follow my com
5' later they just brainded rushing in a 2 vs 2 without surrounding awareness
and third party and died
ur in plat bro
even in dia ppl dont have any idea how 2 play
if u have to swap legend to rank up
how could they get there
skill issue
is a mystery to me
i dont have my surround sound
is that skill issue?
my earphones are broken
thats why i have to rely on my teamates for enemy locations cause i cant fcking hear them
but is that my own sole problem?
if u have to rely on ur teammates to rankup do u rly deserve it
ya
cuz u can buy
if urs are broken
?
love how you switch from changing a legend to rank up to saying thats my problem
makes lot of sense
how about this
ye and ur just giving excuses why ur hardstuck plat
i dont even play anymore bro
im plat 2 right now
damn what a high rank
not that hardstuck plat 4
ur in the top 5% players!! wow congrats
be proud of ur plat 2
first time im seeig a plat 2 personally
didnt know u were a god of apex
super big brain
๐โโ๏ธ
cant believe im in a presence of a peak dia player
need to screenshot this and frame it on my wall
๐
need to see that
its gonna be my pleasure
hurry
capture it
or i will capture the pic for you instead
yo chill out guys
hop on fortnite instead
no need to thank me
he's gonna be on perma lobby bro ๐
thats why diamond is my highest rank

wish i could do better
pred top 10 maybe
nah just blame ur teammates, earphones, pc, chair height, sens, humidity, peripherals
on why ur stuck at plat
so ur ego will be fine
damn my guy said all of those excuses like those are from his own experience
ssg
must have been hard for you
wish i could experience the other ones except from teamates and earphones just to understand those
bed time, hope someone do have more time to touch grass other than stay active on a thread 24/7
see him everytime i hop in
๐ซ
let me have some kisses on him, probably the best person i have ever talked to
๐ฟ ๐ฟ

Me contributing nothing to the team and somehow being in dia
Anon pred
Just don't play the game
Ptoblem solved
๐ฅณ
this chat
๐ฟ
was more fun back when it was #genshin-and-apex
yea i feel same
good old days of the genshin chad just barge in between a cock comparison between the apex virgins showing off their latest pull of yelans
used to be so based
Its the posture bro
Need to copy redgar
reminds me of that valo player timmy make fun of once
Well
He is a valo player
Itโs only fun when they ping the Genshin roles ngl 
What rank are you bro
p4
then why u need smurf
So we can continue playing til you hit dia bro
just play in dia lobbies
does that role still exist
I think some ppl still has the role
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old but gold
Does anyone remember who got the legendary skin on this bp 
Charge rifle
The reactive skin is noce
i dont think i will get the weapon skin
too lazy with apex recently
it also CR, which i dont really care
Need it so I have a reason to grief ppl
?
u grief even without reason
Thatโs why I need a reason
pls carry me
I canโt bro
im hardstuck plat cause i have covid
Just dun get covid
Just use roller
then i wont even be able to loot bro..
Just dun loot
N
sounds like a skill issue to me
yea
why else would i be seer
he's my game sesne
Smurf
Rat
our seer use his tactic, hit 1 of enemy, immediately run toward that enemy, only get murdered by a full 3 man team

Most normal seer player
this year already going great for apex with server not working on 1st day
yep
is it loading now
oh it's alive again
When will I get teammates who'll actually 3rd party in ranked 
when u stop expecting randos to do what u want

hamsters taking their day off
skill issue
Anyone wanna carry me
ok
@sinful quarry carry
Let me switch acc after this
Noreg gaming
I sent you req
whats ur user
User?

i cant play now bruh
no search
301
lool
doesnt KDR count assists?
i've seen it before
i'm just curious what leads to it
you'd think it be a simple cast int to float and divide
i dont think the current respawn employees understand the source engine
3 seconds before disaster
the division bug is mostly just funny
i believe loba skill has some quantum physic in it so it always buggy cuz noone know what happen
schrodinger's loba
Thatโs why they dun allow tping irl
this happens because you placed it in a curved ceiling, it's not common but it can very much happen.
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is this real
this has been the talk in the tf|2 speedrunning discord lol
the speculation is that the elevator magnetism is turning your horizontal lurch into vertical lurch, the way they interacted with it is making apex do some weird math that it shouldnโt be doing outside of a zipline and thus causing the player to get a lot of height
if done at TAS level, you could get the height of about 1 and a half storey building
Hololive discord server tourney when?
Zip build 1v1s when
Crazy
cant wait for the match to crash 100 times in an hour
like servers arent shitty enough as is
roller streamer building 1v1
bro u nvr 1v1
you always ask me to play when im mid match for valo
n
nu
u go to persona after like 1 minute in lobby
you offline on discord and apex
that was 9 mins
1v1 rn then
blu aka
which acc
im in ur game
ggs
ggs
Over the holidays, we conducted some @PlayApex matchmaking tests in one region to create more balanced matches. We are seeing promising results as players are able to make more kills (pink line in the graph).
We'll continue to monitor and have a blog with more insights to come!
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by that its probably pros destroying noobs
graph means most ppl in the lobby r getting kills

must be hotdropping into the same spot
essentially, there won't be a player/team who hogs 15-20 kills to themselves/their team in one lobby; the kills will be more spread out as the playing field is leveled.
the big problem is that the y axis is unlabeled so its not that useful
so if you dont have a 20k badge now is a good time as it might get harder
I Wonder which region did they pick for the test
from all the speculations its on Pubs either Oregon or APAC-S (Singapore)
TGM has been getting some weird lobbies
ye im confused why they didnt label the y axis
ill wait for the blog post on their little science experiment
I would assume itโs more on the NA side for the testing
def not sg, im still getting into master lobbies when im hardstuck plat 
Yea im getting plat lobbies when im rookie
stop smurfing anon
Guess im lucky with matchmaking then
im not rp machine 
Bonk was carrying with how free our matcaking was
But winnin
cuz you gasing them too hard
How much games do u even have total
I think u prob have triple mine
Thiss eason on all accs
I have 62 on main and like 60 on bot
I only play when vtuber ranking
So basically never
sniper smh
wtf sniping sye
just continue grinding bocchi
I've been playing val a lot more and switching from it to apec every few hours is throwing me off
Too busy edating
?? Tae?
n
Bonk edating crayzee
Wtf not choosing tae or ann
off topic but why ann smh
U should know why

ull get used to it
just dont tell me that ur val sens is higher...
if ur gonna say ur sens atleast say the dpi too
1200 1
Apec is 1600 1
1600 
so ur valo is 1600 .13?
ye that's a p big sens diff 
should just go lower apex
noreg bruh
Where's mine
I hacked the servers and gave it to me instead
hack mine
When you get 1.0 aa
car volt 1v1 when
When he gets 1.0 aa
Impossible
just need to stop playing r6 or val
coz bonk is r6 god
damn
bro i cant even hit dia


valo addict fr
yeah bro you be hitting masters
you just skip dia coz you're that good
pixel angle from 3 maps away
theres masters in siege now?
you dun even play anything including apex
you just grind homework bro
never
sry
Pro
Way too pro
Damn almost jump 2 rank
Stop smurfing
Way too pro
The real pro
you ads or hip on wingman
i got matched with a dev
it was pretty cool
Any derankers online
So pro
im too bad at this game


