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@light vector rate my aunt her dms with me (she called my dad cause of this) 💀
Who is Lowe and why are you working for him
Tool man
Free money
What you do?
I beat God of War 2018 on GMGOW but can't show cause it didn't give me the shield
I'm not familiar with your Aunt dm but it look like you did something about a guy almost look like ww2
That man was awful, but he did have a killer mustache
💀 she even called my dad
Did you do the horse skating?
Soft people be like
Which one
Crying over a Bitmoji
Get ready for Spanking
Not really. Quite simple
No cause my dad told me to delete it and i just said no, I'm not changing it, f off
🇷 🇦 🇹 🇮 🇴
And then they called me a menace 💀
Menace to the community
Joseph Stalin bitmoji when
I considered it
Damn
Well it up to you to delete
My emoji used to be statlin
Yentor is a threat of his families 
Lmao
Reason: Posted a link
See what im saying ffs
Got a virus bot here
Wtf
Ew
Unr
Nitro bad
Discode
Mustord
Poopcord
musty crusty rusty dusty frusty ahh
Discuis
Discsus
Not much depth in windows and walls, looks like a cube mostly
I'd switch to glass panes
I like how there's a lil lounge area outside
Stop talking once next role less person speaks
@obtuse oxide it's bluecord, I can see deleted messages of channels I am actively in.
Well why is the message cropped?
It's aight
SWORDS
I've burned everything I've owned
And I had a thought
Are the gates of eden open for me?
I've created holes in me
And filled them
So I created more holes to fill
With purpose
:> and then the unexpected thing happened
I can be more funny from him with one word
||Amogus||
My brother came to help me
The one and only brother that doesn't have fun of me
So I've made more holes to fill
With thought
So...
Who wants to reveal their thoughts?
Found a ditto
Bug
Ditto
Slime
The only thing that is preventing me from horrible thoughts and violence is...
Is or is not what you think
I've found people who are willing to help me out so we're building bunkers
The great collapse is amongst us
So I would hide from what's coming we can feel it coming it's a urge of fear of what is going to happen over the next few days or years
Ayo I cant send a cat vid because dc says it nsfw
There is nothing nsfw in this vid dude 💀
Unr
Thats weird
So... confess and we will welcome you to the gates of our granted safety
Bro just shut up already damn
Also you got no ranks lmaooo
Chilling in the NPC Prison and now the Pirates are coming
Cool
Oh your scary aren't you
Shiver my timbers
Its coming
No it's not
We can feel it... can you?
Feel deez nuts
I agr
Sorry i don't have ki or nen or whatver
W
Oh yeah that happened ages ago
The gates of eden are not open to any of you
Society has already collapsed my guy your a bit late
Bro is like a videogame dialogue you cant interact with them
Ewwww rampant christianity
People who neglected me in here are not welcome to the gates
Good
Alr
I will enjoy hell very much
Including you
! folding at home is very mome 😃😃
You all created the great collapse
Nah, Tiktok kids did
Hes literally living in a delusion
I've burned all my items except this one device I use to see what you corrupted sinners are doing
Take your schizophrenia meds bro, I do and I'm fine.
Turkmenistan
You've all created something that will last for all eternity
Unlike you dad
Yeah, climate change
You quote still have to confess your sins
He lasted 3 minutes and then he dipped
Ya mama
I agre

Cmon just say it
It
It's just 2 words
No it’s 1 word
Deez nuts?
Mor Bius?
AMONG US
Come on quote they're waiting
YES!!
It's the 2nd Messiah he is spreading divine prophecies or whatever on discord we're doomed!!
No we arent
JUST SAY IT!
All of this over a Minecraft speed run? This xcorp or whatever kid is sad asf damn
The Dream Team
SAY YOUR SINS
what no morbius does to a mf 
I'm homosexual and transgender which are apparently sins according to the bible?
Ight uh
I once hit a dog by accident
and if you do I will write it on you and rip that part of your flesh off and staple it on the internet
Staples are bad use gorilla glue
You forced me into this
Can we get some mods in here? this kids going wild
Sin of 60 is 1/2

just like.. ya mama.
Into this monster this is your fault it will always be your fault
bro fr gone insane now
What's your best Minecraft speed run time
Guys he was forced into writing weird kinks
Oh wait those are Cos’s
You didn't come here by chance or by will
My bad
God sent you here
i heard they were serving food fr
I dont believe I god so
L
And sent me here to hear your atonement
Oh no he's a narcissistic christian
rare L moment for god
And plead
Big Chungus Virus 🤯🤯
It's SEPHIROTH on crack
We are still waiting quote to hear your confessions
Congrats @wild ether, you've just ranked up to Wooden | Level 5 🎉
I have hired this cat
Congrats on the level up
homosexual 
Hes finally got a rank
Literally me
yes let's applaud him
But it’s July 
same, but pride is over 😟
True…
I told you before :>
sad face emoji
I can't take pictures
Congo
good.
It's what have saved me from being a postmatic monstertm that most people are
based!!
idk what you said but, false
Platinum drip
It's what most people are
Trans?
Bruh I’m transgender?
That too
Or white supremacists?
Shocking!!!
shiver me timbers 😟
I shall be referred to as nobody
Im quaking in my boots rn
No thanks I think I'll call you Jaham
Wow this is a literall falout
Fallout*
had me sliding down the wall in fear ong
Get it i referenced the title
Blood and tears everywhere
Yo can someone send to another server
THank you for the correction
You're welcome
wholesome <o> moment
:>
pic goes so hard
Best weapon in Pixel Gun I thin
What are <o>'s opinions on taxes?
Greed
he committed tax fraud in 1965
Didn't we all
Yep
recoil on it goes crazy fr
But what about the guy that committed war crimes in the Vietnam War
I am not that old
SIN
Less go I am in the photo
No, it’s Cos
Hahahahahhaahhahahahahah get it
HOLY WATER HOLY WATER HOLY WATER HOLY WATER
I got it
BLEACH I NEEEEEEEED VLEACHHHHHHHH
Cry
cope
Local man is afraid of a man in a maids dress
Here’s some Bleach
Ew anime
:pain:
What? Man said he wanted bleach
Hahahaa i got that one too
💯
The number 100
rate the drip??
Is that the guy from star wars
Channel description says no memes
Ronald Raegen?
fit goes hard!! 
The purple lightsaber dude
Bro he fell off hard
He looks like Ronald Raegen o me
Nah that's my friend
What
More letters
Nah it's still elijah
How
Whos elijah
You
Pokemon
What is this
Pokcet monestrr
:|
You mean @frosty steeple or @solid kraken
There both me shut up
@frosty steeple
@solid kraken
Origami but only weire stuff
Actually that would be false its Mohamed*3
kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt is this
Mohamed multiplied by (Mohamed to the power of Mohamed)
Confusion

Groses kaka monster
Nope not yet
Krobus <3
Gross*
Haha get it cause midway uhh subway lets you choose how tonmake the sandwich
It's gross*
That was a good one
To make*
Tonmake is the japanese term for to make
Thanks
Say it in Japanese then
More 🔤:()
Alphabeticamable.
I can say hello in japanese that would be merci bongiorgno
Mon pere et go get milk
Meet german
My whole family hates me now 😃
Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ei
I don't care tho
Not you bro
Family isn't worth it imo
Auf der heide bluht dein mutter
What language
I faked my death and fled to Indonesia to start a new life with my goth bf
Don't copy me kid
Why
Because where I'm from it's disrespectful
I didnt if you knew the language you'd know i altered it
Cause of this
German
! folding@home 😃
I'm german
Ok Hallo mein name ist Masian und ich habe 50 kinder in mein keller
doheem ausklappen (This isn’t German)
Hmmmm seems copy and pasted
Ok
If ye ask me
Reason: Bad word usage
Oh shut up
Don't mention rocket physics tho
How do you say oh my God you killed kenny
Oh mein gott du hast kenny ermordert oder getotet
In german
Whichever
What curse word u say
Still sry if i offended though im pretty used to ppl talking crap about my country so
I said I engaged in the process of making babies with your father, but in german
O
That's understandable
Ok cya
Oh apostle of something dictionary haver
Lol trying to outsmart the server part 1
What
.
In japanese we say pur qoi
Just didnt mentioned to mention beuj
Fannen de Peepoo Mann
(idk I’m just putting random stuff in translate)
Swedish?
No
Crap
Luxemborgish
Ayo
Very very similar to german actually
Not really from Luxembourg or anything
Hi me that is on my main account on a PC @warm glen
But their language is basically German without certain things
Hi me who is on an alt on a phone
Yeah hi i guess why talk to yourself when you've got rocks
Rocks are true friends
Tell me you’re lonely without telling me you’re lonely
I collect lego
That’s not lonely that’s a gigachad move
That’s how you get the ladies who are fans of legos
I raid yo fridge
Fridge hunt here
Gn lol
Average American robbery:
Mhm😎
America bad
Is that a kind of racist?
Not the people, just the way the country is ran
Ah, true😔
Reason: Posted a link
Cry
It has it’s ups and downs, but at least it’s not the worst place
True
We have crime that happens every 60 seconds
Damn
But that’s a stereotype
But America is a nice place to live
Friendly people, Airsoft is legal of course, and home of a crap ton of food
Yeah places like America, Canada, most of Europe, etc. are generally good places to live
I’ve never been to any country in Europe
Byt I bet European countries are nice
@wild ether gg on being the first person to reach wooden by making lies 😒
@gentle elk
Yes
Oh there u are I couldn’t find u in main server
This
No coz u replied to me in the clan server so I wanted to see if you were in here as well
Thanks 👍
Oh
Thank the lords for the bait police
@sand patio do you want foot reveal 
This chat is somehow alive
Friend did this
e
is that codm
yes
i quitted that game bc it was so easy
i wish smile mines never existed in battle royale
"oh hi lemme just walk up to you and accidentally kill you with something your latency wont even show"
im mad lmao

L bots
Incase anyone doesn't know: The chainsaw attribute on range weapons was changed in the 22.5, the rework for was that formally you had to hold the fire button in order for the chainsaw attribute to deal dmg, now its been changed to it dealing dmg without having to hold the fire button
Back
I make great stories
Complaining means your horrible at it :>
Lying isn't story telling ngl, actually telling stories is better. You were salty when we called you out on your minecraft bs and tried to guilt trip us by saying you were all burnt up, can't speak, etc etc.
Nice try covering up your lies.
Exactly. Cause there wasn't a story to tell in the first place.
I don't remeber and I don't really care
Next time don't guilt trip when you are called out on bs
People who say that usually are not that smart
I make things that sound believable and when someone thinks I'm kidding I use the weak minded people to back me up
Called high intelligence
Covid really messed up the bullying of edgy phases fr

Think again think smarter not harder
This kid is quite the attention w word

First time on the internet? Or just too full of yourself?
Not my first time on the internet
So you're full of yourself
I usually do this for fun
Good to know
Ye
Go get an actual life
Nope
This is life
And besides I'm bored nothn else to do
Elden ring was fun but too easy a bit
How about you for tryna tell me to get a life
Games and discord isn't a life btw

Imma leave that convo at that. Next time don't lie and try to act superior when you are just a kid infused to the couch they sit on all day.
I ain't no kid
Bruh
Proof?
And you made me delete a message
Proof when?
For more space
🤸
🦽 🏌️
When proof
When proof
You won't get none
Bro what is happening here
Proof rn
Just keep beggn for it and you won't get it
Proof requested
@hybrid current you fr finding kids by provoking them with "lying to get wooden role"
Basically what happened
Obtained me a dad bod on the way
Need to do some weight lifting to get rid of that
@sick fjord end this argument asap
Ima lay down and watch the chaos
🪵
🪵
Compared to our last talk, this one has got way further
Huh
It's a lore now
Legit
Anime trash bro
plays subway surfers tokyo remix
HEY don't you dare talk smack about xcorp or xfox

Xmen weak

🐴
ah
New tournament rules kinda suck ngl
I hated pg3d new tournament since beginning
New one sucks if you ask me
mainly because the devs so far made non realistic weapons resulting in most not being available for tourney
This mode should have more weapons except those people can use for faster kills like a cat spammer
Yea
Ulti, aphro crossbow
When the first player ever knew a way to deal more damage faster through weapon swapping
Cat spam used to be meta forever until more recent times where spamming simple broken weapons became more effective
Sad how this is how it is
Since it became popular and quite extremely effective devs now added a new mechanic to prevent it popularly called output and input delay
I feel like 🤓 now
And fixed delay
That's good
Cringe on me now
It is until you realize you can bypass delays
Only having a single no delay weapon makes other weapons that receive delay not receive at all
Not really a glich just you wait for a non delay weapon to pull out then quickly switch to a delay to cancel it
Lol
Well I hope you delete this so nobody else can learn this
too late
Like, years too late
But not everyone(like me) do cat spam even if they want
I just do cat spam for fun
I've done it once by accident
I play casual
And I refuse to do it
I would play casual if I wasn't so used to doing cat spam on pg3d only
But I also play casual
But my experience gets ruined by them and im forced to get meta weapons
What's a meta weapon
A weapon that's used by a ton of people
?
Dislike is one of them usually
Meta means Most effective tactic available
- for weapons it means best weapons to use overall
Whatever they said above
Isn't one shot in gallery
Idk
Not in armory
Yea
k
Wiki says it was added back
When
Idk but if it ain't there devs secretly vaulted it again like they always do
:< man
Ultimatum is still top 1 overrated shotgun so devs decide to make it only available very rarely and cannot be bought by coupons
Wrong it can be gotten with coupons if it's In van
But devs no longer put it in van
But it last returned in van multiple years ago and I doubt they will even consider putting it in one
Bruh
Also one dev stated they'll barely bring ulti back
Which is a huge damn lie
I thought ultimatum was a sniper
They returned it in multiple money offers before
Even if they do return it in van I bet the price would sky rocket from gem inflation
Yep
1k is already expensive imagine it reaching 2k 💀
And I saw on the wiki you have to be a certain rank in tournament to get oneshot :/
Or 17k
More money for devs
Then rip
Wot
Honestly one shot is just anti champ if you leave it at legendary
O
I mean it’s more of a status symbol then a actual op weapon
So how much is anti champ
400 gems I believe
And its in armory but it's random which level unlocks it
Bruhhhhhhh
Still a menace in hands of 3 cat spammers
Doesn’t compare with the parts weapons tho
Imo acid is better
So what's the fastest way of getting rich
Unless it got nerfed cause I don’t play anymore
Spend money
Ulti almost always get buffed back when it's nerfed
Devs just like tricking people with that
Lol solar flare syndrome,
-release op weapon
-people buy it
-nerf it
-repeat
Just not keys
?
Keys still come at less than 10
@humble comet Do you agree?
Someone wasted their money to make you happy

What
How do I get weapon over 100 efferncy
You need to be a higher level
Nope
Other than the strong effect it applies, it's armor points are 140, the same as a legendary
Meaning old mythicals are still the best unfortunately
How do i
After black dragon armor released they began turning into almost trash
When my own turret decides to not attack for me
Man everytime I do a raid some random lvl 65 joins and takes all the points for himself
eh
Lvl 65's take all the joy from new coming players and when I do a raid they take everything from me putting me in 4th

And dash weapons made it harder
Demon catcher is best sniper for this mode if you don't cat spam
Someone wrote this song before and i could tell you where its from
The 4769 bullets to put myself to sleep
Why is people like this?
I don't even know

@rustic valley @humble comet this will most likely be insta denied, that's what the black market already does.
Putting this into the game would make the black market fully useless, as it's just used for silver now (and its gem to coin deals are no good)
Leaked armor, final ultimate armor mk2
actually thats true
unless you're lucky hitting those silver offers doe 😳
For me I just want the devs add the gems on the black market again sadly they removed it xd
Don't breathe 2 is sad alittle my grandpa was in veitnam and he told me the things that happened
But there is something wrong with me
I just...can't really cry at all I am dead inside is this normal???
First time I played it got stuck on 60 percent of bosses and summoned someone famous their name is called letmesoloher
does anyone else think that pets are kinda useless?
Ja
They look cool and that’s pretty much it
They are kinda annoying sometimes though
Hiii!
Lol hi
Oh no
all I see from pets is free 5 points
POV: the “Tomagochi Revolver” (Backup) is basically the “Aphrodite Crossbow” (Sniper) but in a different type of firearm format.
They follow me around and attack me ALL THE TIME
They are a pain is the 455 for me
If u have any max such as cyborg dog etc they are good damage also for a mythical pet really good
What's the best way for me to level up and get coins
Raid for leveling up
Just kill like a few zombies and then sit afk and then you’ll get like 25 xp minimum each round
Or you can fully participate and not sit afk and you’ll get more do
*xp
Hi- howdy fella :).
food
I really want that melee
I wanted it most out of the crystal division weapons
I fortunately got it first
Best brawlhala play
I’m the blue guy
Reason: Posted a link
lol
Probably in game, they are selling acc with slender touch ot something?
Ye
"show us her feet" 💀
6 am, i am trying to sleep.
@brittle shore kairi and coach yeb on onic id gl to them
lemme see if my other phone is ok bcz a while ago someone is calling me with a random numbers that i dont know and i dont like to answer it bcz it might be a scam call 🗿
Kets
Yeah
Wtf
Luck
@brittle shore i will grind lesley legend skin ❤️
! i can grind it (bcz i own 99% basic skin and 50% elite skin on star wars prizepool)
lol thamuz basic skin left 🗿
@old oyster
WHAT
Goodluck getting it
Woman
Sheesh platinum camo for sr
i will since free coins and i think i have almost to every emote available in the prizepool (btw coins are guaranteed every draw with corresponding rewards (the dust, emote, and potion for magic wheel)
@brittle shore also i change my pfp in ml zd although still the same 🦂 title
i might try saber lucky box skin again bcz it has a different voice over now (used to the his skin intro only but now all of his dialogues are new)
Oh kk xd
do i trust ?
context?
It gets your acc hacked when you join
oka ty to tell me
Because they called me a creep to verify
ima just say i have another discord version and i cant verify and i'll show them with a cookie log 
thats the price for wasting my time
yeah
Plus it was obvious
the server had a message of some hour ago
with 6500 reaction
but there is less than 500 member
ty for help guys
Np
@coarse igloo
Just spread the word “turn your DM’s off”
Looks like another generic one.
It’s when you scan a QR code
yes
Also how are you supposed to explain something if they “block” you afterward 🤓
Qr Hackers can't hack me. Because idk how to scan qr codes
It needs 2 phone btw
It’s actually happened in another relatively small server I’m in
idk
Sad that I have 1
Same
You play 4D chess with your phone
it’s a scam
yes ik
Gotta pay to be a hobo
What is Hobo
Could someone make a pixel gun revengeance status?
found this outside my doorstep
CRAB
yes
Crab=god
yess
eat it
i just had dinner
Desert is deserved
How can i get info about roles
Laprune
#🔀│server-navigation scroll UP 
@light vector
My first ever violence
Thats scary
DELETE YOUR NOTIFICATIONS
e
TWITTER USER
yo enocat
I hate vicious bee
U know what I’ll type it in here
This Is Again About The Scam And Hacking That Is Going On
Be Ware Of The Same Person
Because He Is Changing His Name And Also His Profile Picture And Even His Server Every Time
So He Tricks You To Think It’s Another Guy
Be Aware And Stay Safe!!

Ik
Idk they aren’t that good tbh
Not worth it
alr thx
Free savage xd
wait lemme edit
@brittle shore @umbral raft here i re-edit this one on 1st pic sorry
(basically epical glory lobby 2 afk enemy and i got haas claw on 2mins+)
faramis got out laned no help
Totally balanced
agreed beatrix happy quinn 😎 too rpo
@brittle shore gn ❤️ i will sleep rn
@humble comet beacringe 🗿 savage bcz epical glory lobby
💀
hello guys
Hi
I have a question
h
Am I the only one who hates the new pixel gun updates?
hmm is first fractal the version of me or the zenith
i known
hmm
so culting golem plantera is my enemy
then my freind is moon lord and eye of cthulu
idk

But I do love you 
Sybo really needs to make a explanation to me
I sent a ticket to sybo and they BETTER answer me within the event deadline
Because i grinded hard for this event and won't accept 10 keys and 20k coins thrown away for nothing + the many boosters i got and over 10 million points made

Lmfao
@turbid ivy black adamant stardust armor 
basa
How do you get burning tiara
Nice shirt everyone
e
How do back up my terria worlds
I had alot when I was younger but now they are all gone
idk gringo becuase i only play terraria in pc
Gringo?
Also can I play my pc world on my phone
idk
Real
America

Touching grass in a pixel game server.
Bet y'all can't do the same 
Already did. And It didn't last long because my family members thought it was weird to sit on grass in front of the house in the hood
Anyone seen this ad? They literally straight up stole actual in game gta san andreas footage and put it as their trailer
Thats kinda what most mobile games do nowadays
Just pull content from large games to add to their ad filled cashgrab games
Buy for gems I think
Yep, it would eventually happen...
Bro 😭
I don’t have words for how messed up this is
My emotions are being stored way too much now. I think I'll have a mental break down soon
Yeah
Catwich
Coldcat
First Stan Lee and now Technoblade
NFT mfs are guaranteed a shadow realm ticket
This is just a slap to the face to god damn everyone besides nft owners
I hope they don't even sell
That way it wastes their time and makes them look like an absolute idiot
If you even do anything nft related your now on the list of the most hated people on the internet next to stans
Lvl 65 players have no skill
They take all the fun I was just doin my 10 daily raids when all 3 teammates were lvl 65s where 1 had 85 10 5 of scores while o tried earning up my points they're like no stop I'm just tryna get some chest and I'm like bro your just stealn points from me just to own up to your allies your just wasting your life
True
I don't use u dislike or ultimatum
O don't 3 cat
O just spam this weapon

Xcorp is fighting back against X56
X56 has fallen
Xcorp has started a war against xfox
hello people
do you guys like this music?
I don't trust that
ok
Even my fellow Xfox doesnt
What are you talking about
A discord war
This is truly off topic
Yep only 1 remained and now xcorp had to surrender to xfox
And now xfox increased in size every year
would you hear one of my favourite songs?
Nope
Sure
here it is
Establish a new Corp

For the funny
Before I listen to the download tell me what the song sounds like
basically rock but sped up
a bit
Cause a riot and make people rebel against themselves
On my way
Your telling him to get banned 
and banned from living
Imagine
A new rival comes to the game
i need context rn
Zetx

Lmao dude
There are over hundred teams waiting to fight to beat Xfox
What the hell is xfox
Xfox sounds like a ripoff of an xbox honestly
Is that like...a game?
Place in the bets
Made in China
Lol
He’s created his own game where he controls different teams (I think)
Sure thing
re upload, good song btw
Yep I do
Sus
basically a kid playing with legos
Yeah
Game is beginning quickly plave in your bets!
Man I always have game concepts in my head for some reason
Same
Not made of legos
Roblox = lego if you look at the ordinary baseplate
Tbh it would make a good game being able to control multiple teams to fight or ally with other teams
The game has begun
Which
Zetx vs xfox
They're both champions
And rts where your goal is to create chaos
Intresting concept
The best I can do for game concept is art sketches of the maps
Same
Use a couple of them to look it like not copied lol
Can't do characters
In my free time I just keep thinking about game concepts
Iam actually interested in coding so hmm
Iam bad at art though
Indeed


that's not otis' voiceline

