#🤯│off-topic
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this guy
He managed to shut down an entire convention with a joke
lol
there was this one
"a leader of a cyber mob"
lmao
yea
and it wasnt even him at the start 
Man, the first game had better quality than the second one
whats that
Dead trigger
o
that game kinda reminds me of that really old mobile game i used to play
it had resident evil type of camera movement
ruben can say the most funniest sarcastic joke ever and roblox would take it seriously 
still remembered me trying to bypass a certain spot where it has fire, and i tried to bypass it with a bottle of medicine 
meanwhile
misterobvious
I got a meme for the rdc one but can't send it here 
Game predicted modern humor
Now go hit the showers is what most people need
literally a ped but roblox says "iTs oFf pLaTfOrm" and doesnt ban him
Roblox has a point with they need proof it's actually them but even once it's proven they still wont
true
same situtation happened recently (i mean few months or a year ago)
and roblox did nothing cause "DiScOrD iS oFf PlAtFoRm"
yea ik
It's honestly rare when they take action on someone from off platform
Here's something to bless the chat
On day 359 of the year we all dress up in this
Don't you remember yesterday
uh
Yes
sureeeeeeeeee
cheese
no but yesterday im actually serious i didnt know what it was
shhhhhh
lets not speak of it
ok
Resolve your mistake
genshin strim is supposed to be today
i miss my archipelago
Wrong image
lol
bob :D
bob died
to bots
bob D:
bob D:
opinions on mee6
Terrible Moderation
They made nfts so I automatically hate him
They just had to do nfts
It ain't even funny it's just recolored versions of mee6's face
crucible
@worn moat "too many"
I can still fit it
idk how to view my files like that
There's the view button ofc
Or do Ctrl and use your scroll wheel
figured it out
@bronze hollow sussy water bottle #offtopic

No
last hope
i think
o7
for some reason i actually cried while watching the announcement video
@civic marlin part time job acquired
nice
swag
i think i get 19
bruh how?!?
where
ru gonna quit when u go to college
well yea obv

He died yesterday
Wait no
Nvm
I have a calendar too so
Can’t really say that when all phones tell the date 
the reverse would be every company when pride month passed
Brain getting bonked
Sheesh that's a nice view on Minecraft
noodles
Yes
hi
Hopefully bad trader van
no
Reason: Mass emoji
among us is cringe
yes
Hmmm

I say the same 😔
Wth is this 
I see
this looks better
Anyways, how are you?
Me bored, i dint played pixel gun in a while
@clever pivot dragon from spin
Donate to the spoondoantions
ALSO USE GODDAMN TUSHITA
Not pole
when that happens to me, I move my head to the side with the ear with water so that it comes out
Bruh im on a low end device sometimes the dash doesn't even work
I am also
10 fps on third sea i crash most of the time
3gb ram
Idk that but i might be laggy lmao
Goddamn so much fragments
Bro fragments are easy
I lag a little
Just spam buddha and e claw
Yea ik i just havent played in a while
Bro that would make my bounty look like a clown
I only got 70k and i thought that was so much
I don't want to buddha spam
I was talking about raid
Oh
Is buddha still good?
I got 2 alts
Yes
One of my alts is in sea 3
But it got nerfed
And one of them is 100
I think u get a defense buff when u use awakened transformation
In my sea 3 alt i bounty hunt with sharkman and control
Dough got leaked
How long did it take u?
A week
Did you use the funny?
Nope
Ain't no way that would take u a week
Axiore did the funny
I reached sea 2 in 2 days with light and codes
And reached sea 3 in 5 days with 2x exp and buddha
Can i ask what is the "funny"?
Nothing
What dya expect i used codes
And 2x exp
Then later ate control
For the funny bounty hunting
Control is fun
Bye
stupid scammers i find trying to trade low high value for low
what a wonderful world
What game is that? It looks familiar..
roblox
Reason: Posted an invite
Stranger things has meh monsters
So is it boring
i have a painter npc named Luigi in terraria bruh
Tank with infinte hp
@quartz ingot so basically in world war 1 or 2 i don’t remember we got there’s two scientists richtofen and maxis. they break this ancient wall unleashing like a bunch of zombies and basically zombifying the entire battle field. now if we go back a long time we got these alien creatures who have evolved in the dark aether (the dark aether and aether are two completely different bings keep that in mind) basically the waged war on each other and in effort to go home they went to earth and set this pyramid so they can be awaken when the time is right and return home. so they ( the two scientists)discover this material called material 115, they found it makes people act erratic and get voices in their head, (the aliens) so while preforming tests they eventually get the cast we all know and love, dempsey, takeo, nikolai, and richtofen. they get binded all together to this rock so all the multiverses they are in together, they will always find a way to meet. this is the ultimis crew, part of dimension 63. so long story short with no extra unimportant lore richtofen and maxis go very hungry for power and create teleporters to travel between places. they keep sending tests until eventually maxis asks richtofen to watch his daughter, samantha. richtofen, want all the power sabotages both of them locking them in the teleporter and teleporting samantha to the moon at fort griffin (2025) keep in mind this takes place in 1974, maxis i forgot where he goes i think he goes to this place to learn secrets, maxis meets up with samantha but samantha now has the powers of those aliens. maxis fueled with rage tells samantha to, get “rid” of all the people in their way. then we got mr monty AKA the Shadow Man. now we go to france where we have the premis crew with the same 4 people. they group together and figure out a way to “secure a better tommorow”. now the test subject richtofen used to teloport was an american spy named alexander shuester. this name will be important later.
Hold on I’m going to need my reading glasses for this
boblox
That’s only half of it? 
That’s a lot to take in for funny zombie shoot shoot
tim hense
not even💀💀
Oh that sounds great 
its like 10%. from what i can read it only covers waw-bo1
I beg your pardon
so the japanese wanting to try this new powerful material create a facility called the rising sun facilty, they hand it over to group 935, the group researching element 115. these other facilities are made in europe and they are purposed as testing facilities. so at the rising sun facility this scientist named porter creates the ray gun, and starts working on a mk2 model. richtofen also recovered the pack a punch machine from an american town. so de monty is foreseeing all tbis and travels through dimensions to nudge them in the right direction getting juggernog, death wish, etc. so back at the moon base shuester reported that a rat died next to this pyramid and the pyramid started to get filled up, this was sent to richtofen who was intrigued by this. he sent soldiers and doctors as a sacrifice. long story short all the maps from bo2 to bo3 are where outbreaks occurred at the testing facilities.
i’m doing a short version
im cutting out a whole@lot
dying wish?
so dr monty created the perk machines cuz he knew that the zombie out breaks would happen. long story short some ppl at the pentagon were discussing an alliance with cuba for something i forgot about
prolly not dying wish tbh
dawg did not just forget that you can play as castro in bo1😭😭
aight so the ultimis crew travel to this place called shagri la where they find the focusing stone, on the way out dempsey fires a gun and messes up the teleporter and takes them to the pentagon.
i only remember kennedy 
A cookie?
Should have been a tuck
Dunno what a tuck is
Turtle and a duck mix
two trucks having


ok i’m just gunna skip to shadows of evil. basically all the alive ppl when to a different universe where there was a outbreak. richtofen gets the little sphere i for got the name of and that’s all of bo3 i think idk and i’m not gunna bother, i’m skipping around a lot i’m not gunna bother for time accuracy but there was this guy with this rock and got shocked by it and turned him into this entity. he was locked in this special interrogation room. and if he gets out there’s a nuke right outside where he’s contained as a failsafe. so now we go to bo4 with the premis crew. they go to alcatraz to find this underground lab. then this other richtofen (not ultimis) comes in and tell the other richtofen to read this magic book, it says it needs their blood for sum idk. basically the warden at alcatraz did the big funni and turned into a zombie and smashes the portal the premis crew was supposed to escape from. to skip a WHOLE lot, the premis crew kill the ultimis crew to end the paradox. they go to this campfire to celebrate thé fact it’s all over. but suprise suprise richtofen poisoned all the drinks and the only one alive is nikolai, basically he puts the sphere thingy over this over this other thingy and ends the multiverse. the alien war, all the undead outbreaks, gone.
and that’s aether in a very bumby nutshell
ik i missed out a whole lot of info
now if you wanna see alot of it
but it’s 3 am and i can’t be bothered to get very small detail in there 
How much did we skin to shadows of evil 
the wiki
uhhh idk
go here
https:/callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Zombies_(Treyarch)/Story#Ultimis_Story
prolly like 2 games worth of info
huh
ok so
Yes yes ik crazy substance
that funny substance made people go crazy
Aliens and dimensional travel
oh god
dude skipped over blops 2-4😭
How are they not infected by the zombies
there’s a lot , and i mean A LOt of time travel
plot armor or something idk
tank
@tiny willow that storyline seems pretty well constructed and all
Games pretty fun from what I’ve seen
But I think I’m sticking to like classic zombie genres such as l4d 
no i did bo4 tag der toten was in there i just didn’t talk about it much, same for classified and alpha omega
dead rising is better
ok well that certainly took some time didnt it
What’s dear rising sorry I’m uncultured
blops 2 town🥸
best zombie game ever
That’s like 2 documentary scripts
there’s actually like 5 more i didn’t write down

look at what tha guy sent
whole@story there it’ll take u a good 30-40 minutes to read
not worth if ur not interested in cod zombies
hope that took some time off the wait for the van, certainly did for me
I don't trust people named Eugene
interesting, what’s ur history with taht
How the hell do you wake up knowing your name is Eugene?!?
idk ur told one day i guess
gene is better than eugene
SO thic text
whY
super
moment
whole lot of things to discuss
anyone got bo4 on playstation
or bo3
Only got mw, wz, vg, cw on my pc
bruh
bruh
PG got no maidens
@wispy thistle i have literally no clue how someone can find that nsfw lmfao
Politics.....how tiresome
like when I first posted it
i think one of the mods was feeling rather uhh
not good
either that or someone dm'd a mod saying it's inappropriate
yeah, something might have awakened in them then deemed it inappropriate 
mfs will see women wearing ANYTHING with a smirk and go "admin that's inappropriate!!!!"
are they just gonna have to resort to drawing every female in a hijab now 
sounds like someone but they say "oH tHaTs StOlEn" without proof

"admin it's inappropriate cause the drawn woman makes fun of my unrealistic dreams of finding someone that looks similar to her"
lmao
maidenless moment
whenever i find things i deem "stolen" i immediately reverse image search it
yes, imagine 💀
i've caught like 3-4 people like that
same
unlike buzzu who just called her "art council" of like 6 years old
she's like hella braindead
yeah can you believe that she's 16/17
yeah, and they thought that one drawing I did of a new waifu I made made them think it's stolen, even tho they couldn't even find it in google
she calls out on people "stealing" yet she traced some arts
I highly doubt she's that old
"my art is so good people think it's stolen"
yeah xd
yeah like
and the fact that paladin believed her
she's done insane amounts of childish things
ive given her anatomy advice since she drew a child with rather questionable proportions and she became DENSE
like I'mma be a 100% honest and idc if i get muted/banned because of this
tho that time was like when my name didn't match my watermark, even tho I've had the watermark "cloudii" for a long time and they only noticed it when I drew a hot waifu
i got 3 other artists to back me up and she went silent
paladin is too unreasonably stupid to be a mod like literally
true, true
yeah bro paladin is only a mod cause of how nice he is
he's like sorta indecisive at times
i see him like billy from billy and mandy
why do you think dragonix pings paladin first in any problem regarding her 
also did you see what happened with dragonix yesterday
crazy stuff
Reason: Mass emoji
like this one time cloudii was like getting harassed by this one homophobic dude and when cloudii reported him paladin just went "oH jUSt bLoCk tHeM"
@wispy thistle ive had my art traced/stolen a few times in this server and like
omg what happened?? 👀
every single time it's been the weirdest things ever
spill the tea
oh bro don't even get me started on dragonix
oh yeah someone leaked dragonix sending feet pics publically on the wiki server LOL
they're like the worse one to see in the art channel
like just the amount of repost
rip, same and the worse part is in this one community, they made profit out of it like ????
LMAOO
no cap?
now you're not the only one
yeah, I think she's also trying to ratio me in the drawings channel but it's not working 💀
wouldn't work if it's mostly repost
yeah, probably never would 
any promo codes?
nope
she's self reacting alot
facts
she lets her ego take over her mind at times, doesnt help how she won the fanart contest and got cockroach gun into the game
yeeee
were you brainwashed into worshipping him
💀
i still wonder how the hell dragonix got the role even
bro remember when dragonix cried over that new firelight weapon being ronin but better at legendary
i mean that
No I’m just saying every mod here needs to cope sometimes
when she apologized she still said "design is still more important" like shutup man
ive had the role before and it's literally only a show of whether you're a good boy or nah
yeah I think she thinks a little too highly of herself
if you have art creator, most mods will be swift to remove it as soon as you do anything wrong
stupid reasoning considering her drawing are like that you'd see in kindergarten
which is funny because they assume that we take any pride in having a role that only shows that we do art
yup
This is pg server, it’s a breeding ground of toxicity and insults so their mutes/warns/Bans would be stupid, they need to cope, oldman Warned me and muted me for three hours because I called someone delusional honestly I wish Mel never changed the rules.
also guys not alot of people know this but dragonix was begging for despy to add her stuff in the game a year before the fanart contest
it is kinda fun to flex some roles to others as a little bit of tomfoolery ngl
funniest bs ever lmfao
"guys i have art creator role now"
"ok?"
breh xd
waitttttt was she the person that reposted in the art contest??????
no clue
oof
i think ronin was a super old concept and she just used it since she liked it
but it would seem like something they'd do
like some white people when you put a pinch of black pepper on their chicken breast
yeah xd
I think if I post another drawing of a waifu with her stomach exposed but anything else is covered, it'll get removed
good chance
lmao yeah
yeah LOL
i remember seeing her send her dms with despy and captioning "she still hasnt added my weapons 😢 "
wait i have a meme for this
and there some that'd consider salt spicy
just improve gg
Feet pics
yes
lmfao she's gonna report us for toxicity now
ayo @dire crow this you?
yeah ikr, like I didn't say anything inappropriate in the post unless if one of the mods deem "big chest melons" inappropriate 
GUYS
I guess
this is good how do you find it bad
ain't she like hella obnoxious in the drawings channel?

it's OUR joke
her style has remained virtually unchanged for such a long time
It's based on someone real actually
Look closely at the details. It's a solid item. But I made it curved like
true, looks like she never got critism like ever
like constant repost with multiple filters which literally takes over your whole screen
He lost a michelin star, got stressed and took his life
yeah and I think we know who that is in the mod team 


Eh.
Anyway, why is there a sudden outbreak of clown fetish
hot clown waifu
y'all saw who was typing 
Yes
I don't know
yeah 💀
Smells
paladin maybe COUGH
ayeeeee
can't blame them if pennywise is hot for them
yes
Who deleted cloudii art
If you don't like me you don't need to start bully me here
Bruh
Wtf is your problem
idek ngl, they just removed it with no explanation whatsoever
💀
just like last time
rip
Yes I know that
It was probably the chest melons idk
elaborate
Is this meme related?
what
yeah probably, but eh idrc much rn since I just reposted it
pretty much the pg community
If it's deleted again lmk
Yes sorta
Man
okay, thanks xd
Fair enough
Humanity
swell give me art creator i barely talk here :trol
ah yes
i promise i wont leave in another 3 days
ur art is where

Hello blaix
Yeesh, my new phone came
at #🎨│drawings
IPOD
nice
Yes
i drew one pg3d artwork in the past 6 months
How big is it XD
16GB 🔥
im so good
Cool
congrqtulatuin
lmao
nice
same
Smaller than my current one
Oof
Wierd flex but ok
gimme art creator role too ahaha
cloudi how much u charg for coms
Or a bigger flex thrn ultimatum
I've slept on it multiple times and dropped the screen on water ahaha
wait wait lemme get my comm sheet, imma send it at dms
Noobs
YOOOOOOOOO
Try beating this
mine got cleared so I'm just stuck with 8.1k
you're late on the joke
I can play pg3d on it
I'm sorry bro
My samsung smart fridge is better
Your phone sucks af
My 40 pinges are from the old pg server
mostly based in what I'm asked to draw but I can send u my comm sheet in dms, tho it's kinda old xd
we still have that up in our cabinet
Mines way better 💪
lemme just get it wait
O_o
if someone asked for a portrait of two people from the shoulders up how much would that be
OMGGGG 🙆♀️
YEAH THANKS FOR THE ROLE A-
Yeah
ayo a cal cu lator
i used to have 80k unread pings b4
Flexing
@inland oak how much money
i had to leave the servers cause my discord was slowing down
1-5$ bc people think my prices were too high ;-;
ied
U need to raise that
yeeee
25 cents 💰
ur art is really good
YOU LOST. IM BETTER
most people from the old community we're in we're both broke and braindead to the point they'd consider 1$ too much

That's too much
pretty bad ied tbh
oh thanks qvq
I play pg3d on this
Ofc
Samsung smart fridge
Idiot. That's nothing compared to this

I truly won
1 dollar is indeed expensive
💀
💀
Potato phone?
Yes
got dam ocean breeze hits different
I want it @inland oak
ira
do u accept PayPal @wispy thistle
I think we used to play console in this 💀
yeyeyeyeye
mkay
It's only 40 cents 
Pathetic
☠️
Woah
or one of these
wait ur actually gonna commission me something? qvq
@woven sluice just check my message history i promise im super active in art :troll
maybe
Probably
shush blaix
no...
I have a bigger one
i have been betrayed...
My gaming chair came 🔥
It's so beautiful
@inland oak
this TV is WAYY older than me
😎
Aw hell naw
got dam
Yes
hmmmm free radiation
U CANT BEAT THIS
I make art too but its like once every two months
It's so cute
that thingy where it raises your hair on your arm
ohhh 👀👀
I had my oc as my pfp for a bit
this is my gaming chair
Cool
wait actually show some I'm curious 👀
How's my set up. Honest opinion
10/10
very noice, very clean
This is more old
But that's better than sleeping in a closet
its organized and clean
arrector pili?
👍
what?
the cause that makes ur hair on ur arms to stand up
the only pili i know is a nut
or called goosebumps
I can't draw characters. And I wish I could. But I'm better at drawing objects instead sadly
atleast you can draw and I'm over here like a pokemon who can only learn 4 things at once
ngl that's still good, drawing is drawing, no matter what it is you're drawing
I guess I'll be an architect in my older days
Imma buy mythic statedefender call me mad idc
start practicing to be a perfectionist then
I guess

Well I would if I have an eraser
The nearest store is 2 hours away
And I mainly use public transportation
But currently broke
Wait
@inland oak pd2 clomker
try digital, u wouldn't need any art supplies
Yes sir
and when you're gonna do digital use your thumb and the other 4 fingers as support
Hmm

who wanna do battle royale with me? dm your player id
sounds like you're in the middle of nowhere
I can already hear the fingers cracking
Pretty much
same for me since the amount of vegetation here is weird to see
Yeah, I'll stop doing gates
Not used to it
I'm not used to walking out the door and seeing this
like a god dam ocean
grass
it is very tempting to take a sip like a gazelle drinking from a water source in Africa
breh xd
I LOVE PAIN!!!
i can actually go over there and get a tiny crab rn
Beautiful honestly
not really close up since it's pretty littered
it's pretty dark outside now tho
oh ._ .
Can't believe this my first vehicle drawing
oh yeah there's also a mangrove nearby here
Alright
they made the mangrove from Minecraft a real thing

@brittle shore hellu and i play my 1st overdrive match for today (back for 24hrs after season reset)
i destroy the god of immortality (argus) and hanafeed
also done recharging c: phase 3 tokens
Honestly forgotten about this art
I planned on finishing it, but never did
And now the paper is pretty worn out to draw on
im just playing modded mc
and uh
if you can spot the danger, you have great eyesight
Cactus
I can see something, but I haven't played Minecraft in a while, nor watched any content
So I don't know
@brittle shore @humble comet last phase transformer token 😳
i fail to get aspirant layla few months ago but i got squad skin (lol i got border bcz i own 3 skin from that skin series)
Valentine. is AFK: AFK - 4 hours ago
Transformers 💀
I see some unusual dots on the sand
this is legit nearly invisible
it legit looks just like regular sand
ye
that's just regular sand
I see that the sand looks a little more like piss colored
yeah it has a tiny bit different color from regular sand
Blackout is honestly the best character despite getting 3 minutes of screentime
oh ._ .
breh
ohh xd
中國共產很偉大俄羅斯共產黨好
No Robot
Eh
Random stuffs that was useless:
Seems unfair, since i'm rocket powered!
It was cool
Eh, I guess
vs this dude 
Nice
Blackout is honestly useless in crowded places
Bug
Since his shock blast could've killed Megatron as well
I do wonder if the Transformers verse could compete with the Gurren Lagann verse

Not sure though
Eh. Unicron couldn't even beat someone Smaller than himself
Red
You’ve seen Gurren lagann?
Bugatti Divo.

300+kmh
Jesko can’t go as fast as a jet you dingus
last time I checked divo was fastest.
Nah
I know how kmh works
Honestly prefer the Audi r8 for racing
For my first car, I'll honestly get the Ford Crown Victoria
Still goated
speed might be low but
50th anniversary lambo still looks fresh
Also it’s aerodynamics are fluent
I’d probably own a Miata if I could find one
That or a s13
But they’re extremely hard to find 
.

Idiot
Told you to report it not post it again
7
net the flickd
Bruh
Reason: Posted a link
splash text
Man
I wish
@humble comet

:troll:

im partaking in jesting
1.8 pvp 
long time ago
nc xd
hey ashley im ashley
i go by serenity but the mods on this server are poo
and they chose the wrong name 😡
@humble comet @brittle shore @umbral temple @dull parcel
its john isnt it
whats up guys
got dam they're all built nearly the same
yes
prolly the type of woman that goes "good luck finding another girl like me"
mfs be like ✨ 💅 omg like literally 💅 ✨
@nocturne light #🚓│report-discord-users lol
they wont do anything to you im just trolling
what?
False report…
lmao I'd call that a certified woman moment
Translate "Late" to french

i literally said im trolling you lates
Yea no we don’t need to know what it says-
dam i anything i say in the report gets deleted instantly 
you need to attach a file
ohh
say it to me in dms
now
Hm.
im pretty uruguay ngl
28 hog riders for this poor kid
dam my screenshot's that high quality it got compressed
Fairly sure false reports also receive some sort of tolerance…
excushe me
woman sounds like a karen ngl
man why is the cooldown 5 minutes in there
There are sub-classes in Karen’s.
a
something that you specifically shouldn't have
DAAAAAMN I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK YOU WERE AN INCEL LMFAAO
I'd say Karen's teen since this specimen is able to use discord
nice one dude
nah i saw you ask about women's right
incel fr
There’s young Karen, internet Karen, Elderly Karen, I’d-Like-To-Speak-To-Your-manager, patriotic Karen’s, hyper-partisan Karen’s and assault Karen’s.
most likely a twitter karen
@wispy thistle congrats on art creator role 
thank you qvq
Well, my advice for everyone is if you were insulted for a reason you find inept and unfair, ask yourself “Between you and them, who’s seen a tree in the past four months?”
uwu
i picked up pinecones an hour ago
man literally went out to the beach yesterday and maybe even earlier
kinda doubt
woman
its like you've never been joked on in your entire lives
yeah u too
i can go to the beach rn actually
it's like nearly outside my door
i think im going tomorrow
u got offended by just "woman moment"

You just invalidated your own statement by contradicting your idea of you picking up pinecones two hours ago.
LMAOOAOOAO
2 days ago and one hour ago aren't the same broseph
Or an hour. But even in Ace Attourney, you can make mistakes.
Congrats. Thanks for saying exactly what everyone’s thinking.
literally what are you talking about
I see no reason to further prolong this argument.
bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
@humble comet I already know you were trolling btw, i was just joking around 
lol
i just want to have a little fun in this server
Content. Play along with it.
Women moment

I applaud you for it.
yes
I like men more
same
Wanna walk together?
yes
yes and let's bring @nocturne light with us


also im a man
face reveal
yes
who asked?
Looks like a women to me
ong

women are not real
which means they could be chinese spies
Dam
spy's? idk
I think they are spies
the hell even is the plural for spy
They are looking at us that if we cheated with someone
spies
Congrats @humble comet, you've just ranked up to Silver | Level 10 🎉
the pooh man sent chinese spies
no one cares
It’s spicy
spicy fried chicken
A bot cant talk 💀
yes it can
In Greek mythology, Mankind were behaving irresponsibly, and God sent something to punish Mankind. But what was the punishment?
A. Me
B. Your annoying younger brother
C. Guy who invented milk
D. Women
Yes but not like it knows what ur syaing
D
Women
In historical documents, it is indeed the correct answer.
lesggiogo
Who made the Bible?:
A: men
B: Jesus
C: the guy who invented homework
D: women
Ah well. Studying history for three years definitely payed off.
C is for lacktose intolerant people, which is I'm a part of
And for people like me. I don’t have a father.
Ur allergic to lactose?
rip
yeah it would make me poop agressively if I have a little too much
just tolerate it
BUT THE PAIN IS WORTH IT
My mom will have gas in her stomach
no pain no gain
Tô release gas in her mouth and her a-
If I have too much it just makes me vomit a tad bit…
now this is the off topic i remember and loved
not the boring genshin impact weeb normie crap
has anyone here sneezed for about 20 minutes straight as soon as u wake up be it hot or cold in your place?




dam i just saw my sister drinking laxative tea
Airbag. We’ve got to abide with government institutions and initiatives, comrade!

Hot, yes.
no dman]
Ill say a nicer word, I meant to say butt

Oh welp. Hope it does get better when given time…
^^^
sneezing is that agresive for me that it's pretty painful
sneezing does feel good tho, as long as it doesn't last more that 5 minutes
check your doctors
same sometimes
like the dad sneeze type of thing
I nosebleed when I sneeze.
christ
I don't get how girls do it, like sneezing quietly
I've been trying and it doesn't work like how
Our professor sounds like a microwave when sneezing…
like a mouse squeaking
yee
@digital urchin real.blindness
I like sneezing loud cuz it's quite satisfying
lmfao
he goes MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Sneeze MMMM.
yes especially when someone's sleeping next to you
It’s a rare sight.

that would be amazing

i volunteer 
!!!!!!!
i remember seeing a dude sneeze in the school cafeteria before and snot dripped on his food
bro I'm eating
Yikes.
I've done that nearly every night and I feel bad ngl

Bro he eating
oh no, I feel that
eating wha 
dam.. you should've told me
🍉
i have a bag of cashews and idk what to do with it
give them to me
but i DIDN'T 🪦
Give me your exact location
gimme address 
I live in your mattress why do you need my address 

I sleep on a wooden couch looking thing
wood is the best thing to sleep on
since my bed in this house is more uncomfortable
yes
as long as it's flat and clean
#🚓│report-discord-users got purged zd
mattresses are overrated imo

like this

fine aged wood
kill it
MMMMM yes
whats that on the floor 🤨
that ain't floor
foood?

wait
You’ve shown your feet
there one without the calf or something
and that's just the tip of the toe
Sleep in a wardrobe
like raw ground I mean, not in anywhere wet
I mean, if I still fit like when I was little, I will
what about a microwave
but you said anywhere 
anywhere flat
Big boss
waturbottle
dam report channel got purged
ye
too small
that's a bat
no its a seagull
@digital urchin YOUR M
YO UR MA


picol
lmao





