#🤯│off-topic
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I mean... maybe...
Guys btw how to get a new father
Just spit it out 
could you repeat that kind sir?
Ask uncle
What repeat u noob
Be your own father
Yes. But you too- ;-;
Very ez
Fatherless = uncleless
Alabama
OMG I BECOME AN EMOJI
:O

GG !
Ez gg
@short onyx You will kill me. ;-;
Betrayed L
No you will kill him first
Because you prefer levire?
Because you have the egg of the king

How to cook an egg
Step 1 watch YouTube
Both...
Reason: Bad word usage
L
One or the other
But... you...?
an effect that i made
(slight epilepsy warning)
He is L
Just tell me
Griffith is poopoo
Yay no rickroll
I feel betrayed
You... first.
A banana betrayed u
WHY YOU THINK THAT
Fr?
How about a banana
He have no feeling
Griffith is hot, his personality isnt tho
I love banana
Man im currently 1 percent rn
Banana is hot

Mhm... I...
Banana. Guts personality
🍋 vs 🍎
Whos top 5 discord users here in order of best to worse
Guts personality = Casca obsession
Lemon wins 100%
Casca obsession = pro
so in this chat rn we have:
a plush
a pokemon that i maxed out randomly on alpha sapphire
fancy stark
and a french fat monke
(and a cut lemon)
Sadly he kidnapped Ur family
Lmao, literally one of the nicest conversation I had in reddit.
PRO is good
Griffith = pro then
No :(
Pro = noob Pro
👀
Which one...?
Guts berserker armor ez clap
Alpha sappire is the goat
Wdym
Which users ?
I don't have permission epik moment
Your favourite 5
L
My favourite is Banana
when i say maxed out i meant
lv100, maxed training, funi moveset,pixie plate, and made them consume every vitamin known to man
U dare to say L against me
Pro. 
Nerdy boy
Full maxed on contest spectacular stats?
Like u
indeed
chad
Say yes if monke is a noob Pro
Do have that ribbon that costs 999999 pokedollors on it
No
There's too much but...
But…
You. -3-
I go die now
too expensive
didnt tryhard enough by one shotting everyone i met
Ok wtf

I don't even need hands to hold the shurikens...
LOL-
Gib me Ur coins
I have that ribbon on my shiny kyogre
who needs hands
what's your luckiest moment
Alongside with Levire.
Joint top i guess, good enough for me
Pet van when?
And you ?
Probably getting kyurem with an ultra ball first try
Catching Rayquaza with a PokeBall first try on Emerald.
1.|maybe yayou|
2.positive
3.paper
4.orange
5.apple
Goated luck
alr heres mine
2 ultra balls for rayquaza
and one ultra ball for that deoxys

Makes sense
How full are yall pokedex’s
not that full tbh
Have you got national dex?
already have
What about all the other dex
already have
So full pokedex?
To do this visual glitch, you need a loadout with a avatar, go into gadgets, choose a gadget to do this glitch, switch to that loadout with an avatar and switch back
Off topic is alive today interesting
wait a minute
Ok
Kinda. Still having Diamond (Switch Remake).
Lol
Yes indeed. -3-
im stilling missing a few 
and also my save got thanos'd 7 months ago
F, im only 2 pokedexes away from full dex
Dang-
HAHA
But... I need to catch Dialga now. ._.
played on an emulator (cause im broke)
and someone deleted the file for A.S 
F
Favorite game tbh (legend 4 rank)
I have a hacked one lol
Ive got quite a few hacked pokemon on oras, theres this one dude that does daily havked pkm
Wdym?
This hehe. -3-
Yeah probably, you greet me the most when im in chat
I should play Platinium.
cirno
vs
cirno
Im pretty sure that ones pretty good
Lol.
I saw that 
One of the best too.
Mhm... 
would you punch the man on the red pillar
Isnt black2 and white2 supposed to be the best on 3ds ans ds
Kinda too !
Yes
I have White (for real). 
Lol.
Floating sticky turret incoming
Anyways @short onyx...?
Hello
You will kill me for that but...
Gone.
I should’ve ss
But why...? ;-;
metal gear rising music is pog ngl
I respawned
Agreed 👍🏿
See you my Juicy !
Bye
Bye Juicy.

How do I get a level role
Reason: Mass emoji
Is asphalt 9 good?
Bonjour
Comment allez vous ?
@brittle shore gn

Haha-
F
I don't have braincells anymore to write I just write crap from my 2 braincells
Lol
This is a certified akward moment
@humble comet 
Cursive
Very.
man
That was... long. 🙃
longer then I expected
Yes. ;-;
;-;
Sad. ;3;
But done for good now.
Good to know

very grindy but yeah its kinda good
My two braincells strike again
BRUH, my friend got it in under 3 days...
how.
Someone got it in 6 hours 💀
someone got it in 1 minute
Now that’s literally impossible
I'd better says its great but now golden perks is here Pyro is op like Rapid fire 1 damage (golden version)
Political bacon
I can't get keys for the lottery because after a game it says server under matinance, can anyone help me?
MAMA noodles
damn
Indomie is still the best
But have you ever tried samyang @barren fossil
The Korean spicy noodles
yes, it's really good
But expensive
I love Korean food
fax lmao
I usually drink the entire sauce the red one the two times spicy
bro
I bought it's hot suace bottle and I chugged it lmao
I would die if I do that lol
@dull leaf
Also how do you like to make your indomie?
which flavour though
I usually go with an egg too
it's like a must for me
bro, you don't need to actually fry them 💀
Oh
even if it's called fried noodles
I've never tried doing that before
Try it if you know how too
I probably will in few hours
I only know how to cook noodles and eggs lmao
Worst challenge on clash royale
Hello lullaby long time no seen in general
HAHA GIVE ME
Ramen?
Fried noodle
yeah
Oh
This so not general
You're making me hungry :<
eat something bro
I know🥲
Get midnight snacks
me too
I don't have and I usually never eat anything at night
I like my house
Also do y'all ever exercise
I like cycling mostly
I'll wait until I'm 18 before I hit the gym
you should try some, maybe some chips or something while you watch YouTube videos or movies
Yes for a very long time already
My dad will send his belt flying if he sees me up
It's a sand structure that's we can find in deserts
6/10
I used to back in middle school, but I'm not doing any rn
lmao
Why
Oh
5/10
bro, how to play terraria on a phone
Master difficultly?
Just download it from the play store
does anyone have a free acc???????
I know, but I don't understand any of the controls
Cute doggo I came across he/she is very big tho...
Wdym
Ok I trye to slep
Don't fall into the trap it's a hug machine😭
Godnite
😆
Good night hero
Reason: Bad word usage
bruh
have someone here watched the executiioner and her way of life
i see mee6 is xenophobic
i cant find the correct channel or create ticket so im asking it here:(iOS)i had 2 progress and one of this progress was linked to my game center but the other one was not.I switched to the linked progress and now is my non linked progress ded?
or is it recoverable?
Quick film recommendation guys
Wherr should i send this?
Support?
i really need help quickly
Buff baby
😆
I think yo lost yo unlinked prog broski
Bcoz if it’s unlinked it’s not saved to a cloud, therefore it’s not gonna be returned once you switch off of that save
I could (hopefully) be wrong though
Try switching back to unlinked
And see if it’s still there
before i didnt switch to linked,it was showing 2 progress to use
but now it does not show up
how?
blind triple kill with notik
Yeah you lost it
Swag
should i give up,or can i get it sOmEhOw
@cloud oracle should i hit whacka
What?
Idolis don't understand Mario games
Whatever now, you were too slow
don't ping old commemt pls.
@light vector
Paper mario :o
If i had 8 gigs of storage on my phone i could play banjo kazzoie nuts and bolts on my phone :^
Eh
I cant even run new super mario bros wii
guys should i give up or ask for support
New super mario bros wii is rlly slow even on title screen for me
30 fps💀
LMAO
🙁
Sadge
i don't even Own Wii and Wii U unfortunately, so i'm more familiar using Handheld like DS and 3DS
Extremely pay 2 win
forgot that game existed
forgot that channel is off-topic
all goldies/labs look the sam
racism (jk)

got banned from a server for a bad joke like that
i just said ni not rest
Congrats @humble comet, you've just ranked up to Silver | Level 10 🎉
gnarly
sure?
im here for taking wasted accounts
people that gonna quit and never come back
they can give their acc to me
hehe boi
gnarly
like pure salt?
I’m not a doctor, but I would drink lots of water.
if you feel worse, I highly recommend going to the hospital. (as it could be something dangerous)
we all need salt to live but too much can cause many problems
why?
I like salt too, but I eat very small amounts.
Table spoon of Salt could probably kill you
Yo
how can i CoNtAcT HeLp (or should i)
Cause you will die if u keep that up
And i already told u to keep this kind of talk out of chat
It's very concerning
Nikocado was at the target near my house
help me i lost my LiFe guys
Yeah
so what? we had School problem
but that doesn't mean you have to end yourself, Get over it 💀

Congratulations sorry just realized
He's probably fine. Anyways, buff Fake Pistol by like 5,5%
Would be more satisfying for the people who saved up their tickets and grinded for all of their time just to get it.
@dusky heron

Yo @humble comet this man is "self harming"
Great Prayers to you man
also there's no point of telling us.. if u are really depressed u won't be telling people that quickly.. ik how it is and it doesn't work like that @humble comet ( but we don't talk about my stuff pls)
@humble comet bro don't be salty
💀 what
what did i just read


@humble comet
L
Who's next in my list? 

Lmao what is that list
Also i rate your handwriting 6/10
“SHOW ME A GOOD TIME JACK!”

That handwriting is awful
I have no talent by doing handwriting 
what is that list even for
The more you know, the better
💀
FemMAN
Do it with your left hand and you will be eventually able to use your left arm for writing
Did on for the first time, it was horrible 
a male mixed with a Feminist would be terrifying
Good stuff
Destroy it!

Is that Levire reveal?
Thx for the list

@humble comet @inland oak
Literally thought you two were both the same people
💀
Lmao
Kowoh is a guy?

Yes
LMFAO
🗿

Maybe im his alt acc 👀
Who knows 👀
I don't know 
His?

It clearly says female or is that a catfish
Your eyes must be playing tricks

I clicked on it twice and you changed status 🗿
He didn't it's his original status 🗿
☠️
Edited
I have zero experience in photo editing software
Cap
No cap
i had like a smudge of free time and im hella happy with this lost river base

@bitter basin I've lost for him about 4.15
He's x-ray glitches btw
for any actual sub enthusiasts who see this what do you think of voxel flowers? i love the colors and the prisms they have (i also planted them if you can see)
@dapper grove how is that an NSFW pfp?
@plucky pier for example
Okay?
why tf you pinging me
Yeah but how is yours NSFW?
mine isnt
Progress
i go after other people with ones
Oh I get it now

duels players are the bane of the playerbase

the few chads who play fairly are super rare
People call them sucks although they are the best
😭 🙏
Daft punk
Anyone hyped? @brittle shore
@mild vapor
@stark needle mod application sent 👍
+1 (707) 842-1287
No
goodnight
Alright then
Dm me if u wanna talk about gun load outs
send me this list once its done ill send my boys with the aks down to their places
?afk dying in my bed from like 13 hours of subnautica gameplay (check out my base pics in #🤯│off-topic )
@dapper grove I set your AFK: dying in my bed from like 13 hours of subnautica gameplay (check out my base pics in #🤯│off-topic )
Wait until it full, and Then i would give it to you
armedresponse_ is AFK: dying in my bed from like 13 hours of subnautica gameplay (check out my base pics in #🤯│off-topic ) - a few seconds ago
Floor and roof for engineering project on minecraft :)
- mcpe *
Don't mind the exploded plains biome in the background. I had gotten fed up with /fill and was doing it the old fashioned tnt way
yes, mcpe. very easy to build on weirdly enough
Isometric aka 3d view of house with da roof
Cool
Remember when
lol
wow already almost 2 years
How astral wand would be if it was a switch to a weapon...
Can someone please tell me some codes?
We don’t have any 🗿
Floating box
Noice
I saw that a while ago
What’s up boys
Sheesh

Lmao
How do people manage to get that lol. Never once happened to me
Pixelpunk 2077
Cyber slicer
Glitches every time the person shoots it
Fun
@inland oak found the waifu
Get some better armor bro 🥲😖
いあもおふぃんsむrg
What the
Not as bad as when it happen in Duels
Who drew that?
Zettabyte the dr pepper#9111
He also made digital sunrise and conductor of souls waifu 
wth
Reason: Posted a link
Pixel Gun: Security Breach
Any codes pls
“Have you ever heard of 3 cat spam Gregory?”
@sharp rain should I get Civilian Russell Adler or vanilla Primis Nikolai Belinski?
(I have Undead Siege Nikolai btw)
Noe
ok sorry
Y ping
Cuz image
I was doing Something
Understandable have a great day

Dropped a pog weapon mid-fight
This is a bot lobby but I've managed to get to rampage
Is there a way to get technical support for my account issues on here or no
support server
Where is that server
where
@plucky pier this u
LOL-
Cute
🪦
rat
Wrong, im this
thicc rat
he loo delicious
The Fat Rat

Raton laveur.
I was about to order this to my friends house
💀
Really cheap. 
The thing is he can’t even eat the pizza
LOL-
vegan pizza
Ah yes the OG soundtracks that were commonly used in 2017 and 2018, very nostalgic 
Yoooo is that?
the fit rat
accidentally crashed my pc
yo bro does anyone have a good pekka deck i just went down 120 trophies in clash
im in arena 5 now almost down to arena 4 help
Does someone want to see a 3D print?????
me
Bob-omb
The bomber
Kaboom
nice
cool
“What are you talking about, Freddy?”
Sure bro
Ah now they showed up
…
The LeBron one is cool
👍
looks c h o n k y
lel
im building up my spice tolerance again
i can barely handle anything spicy
hi
Just searched one of the most disturbing cat videos out of curiosity, i don't think ill sleep tonight 
no
I will start fresh with pvz2 
yeah
how could i not know this existed ages ago
All of my progress are gone
I am now traumatized with anger and sadness after seeing this 
So i decided to start another progress
L
im able to handle spicy chips like the original recipe lay’s flamin hot. those were the days
good to see old recipe make a comeback after a year of its disappearance
If you play fair it's fun
wdym fair
Not using hacks in pvz2
Like 0 cooldown, All plants unlocked and more
Inf amount of sun
0 sun 
using hacks isnt fun in any game to begin with
not a single game is
nah
they just dont care anymore or completed all the worlds
me when im beating the 3rd world with infi-nut, homing thistle, bramble bush, mints, tile turnip, and sun mushroom thing
@humble comet
@humble comet
Damn, i still have to replace farmer
Noice
my progression rn:
wot
@oak monolith
If u know, u know what im talking about
wot dat
Damn, why the art is kinda bad
ok
U can try it if u want, but search for beginner guide first
Its not that complicated, all that matter is timing
And saving up
Most currency works like pg3d, so u know how to deal with it
yeah
I mean, PVZ 2 still looks better than most current mobile games
download hack in pvz2

Nice
@lilac yoke
no
Huh
Lol
real
So real
100%
yes
Champ chat
yep


this brings back memories
Why the people don't likes me
don't know
Do you think i am a idiot?
no
Why no?
I see, thank
np
But, i still sad like every day, one day i go to change?
maybe 
Now what?
just talk I guess
about?
random topics
you start
Why
just missed the game since 2015
same
Now they are lost media
The best design armor that they don't use it
yeah
PGA guard armor
That would've been a mythical armor
Unused thing about PGA update
No, The numbers are to classify objects, the armor should be technology and armament of the foundation
Like: PGA-03 ( Scream chainsaw )
PGA-06 TV is a Reference to a Horror movie called the Ring
Obviously
Just a bunch of people
I wonder why did i even waste time playing this game
nice money you have
Taking care of a virtual caracal cat
Sniper armor
Those money looks legit
No, a bazooka with ears.
I back in 5 mins, i go to the bath
hi
Stacking
im back
Gtg bye
you should change your lifestyle and think of yourself as a good person jose
just like everyone is telling you that you arent stupid or anything
Yeah
@humble comet hellu
panpan
Valentine♥ is AFK: AFK - 9 hours ago
cookiee
plat
!
But i feel like idiot
Plat why did you change your name every second?
it feels like that and i change it like not that much
fine here
im waiting for my lunch c:
look
nice
oh you probably got banned for catfishing
What i should do now?
Im here, watching what are you doing plat
Hiiiiiii
oh remember the attack helicopters
Sorry cookieee long time no see 
Life is a war everyday
i have a war about 1000km away from me but im chilling
H-hi.-hi 
Hello pan
Pan = Bread
Hello there
☠️
prime menstrual of norway
a question
?afk I don't wanna die by plats helis 
@humble comet I set your AFK: I don't wanna die by plats helis :zingus:
PanPan is AFK: I don't wanna die by plats helis :zingus: - 2 minutes ago
@dapper grove I set your AFK: @humble comet target

less
but the question
Did you missed me?
i never miss anyone online :/
?afk @humble comet target

PanPan is AFK: I don't wanna die by plats helis :zingus: - 3 minutes ago
@dapper grove I set your AFK: @humble comet target

thanks 
armedresponse_ is AFK: @humble comet target
- a few seconds ago
PanPan is AFK: I don't wanna die by plats helis :zingus: - 4 minutes ago
ñ
@humble comet @brittle shore welp welcome to another cringe (mayhem) mode where only natacringe, one eye cringe, and fanny spammers dominate (she is back bcz the last mayhem she was disabled bcz her energy cant regen)
i was surprised about granger his 1st skill (3 directional bullets) can be a bootleg beacringe shotgun and you could do 1st skill + flicker for instakill combo (Also he is the fast turtle/lord killer as well)
PanPan is AFK: I don't wanna die by plats helis :zingus: - 17 minutes ago
I'm concerned rn
@humble comet @brittle shore 1st try granger mayhem game i got several kills with instakill combo (1st skill + flicker)

PanPan is AFK: I don't wanna die by plats helis :zingus: - 20 minutes ago
nah no way
Spell Vamp for Granger??????
yesh its also good 😳
FR?????
Bro I've never tried it
It sounds so dumb.
But since you actually use it, I'll try it 
@humble comet just go near to the enemy = basically shotgun dmg bcz 3 directional bullet granger mayhem
@humble comet i forgor he has long dash as well 😳
I NEED TO TRY
ima eat now i will play later again

@humble comet good news you can also get zilong 515 skin again from task and exchange event
(Non SEA server event)
Mkay mkay, enjoy your meal 
I don't really like zilong either way so I'll probably not go for him 
That's normal
Oh god
anyways another option is special skin box (choose 1 of 4 special skins of kimmy, baxia, valir, and hanzo)
PanPan is AFK: hiding from plattys tanks :AA_CC_Hide: - 13 minutes ago
@sick fjord i have my third pc class today(i started a class) and i had to format a apple computer and idk how apple works lmao.. I didn't suceed yet lmao.. any tips?
I think i have to use another apple computer and download the os on a usb stick, then boot it on the formatted one
Thats a billion
Last year
The beginning of the end
Finally
Apex legends mobile released
Wow totally disaster
Im gonna apply for a job at Activision blizzard
Les goo apex on mobile
Hey guys. What do you think of my work? (play less pg3d for this lol)
very retro. i like it
That's what I like making rn 
I would choose Adler for the look
And Nikolai for the og

anybody knows some promocode?
What is that game
Dead ahead: zombie warfare
Grindy and p2w game
But mostly grindy
The currency is super broken lol
Task only gives you 40 coins while hiring unit cost almost 20k coins
Reminds me of old pg
It doesnt have discord server somehow
Fr nobody?
We never played it
help me
🗿
With what?
i have been playing roblox for 11 hours
That’s a “you” problem 
Lmao
Borox
Reason: Posted a link
It’s been almost 3 years and people still think they can post links 🗿
MEE6#4876 Has been warned
Reason: Warning a user
I choose Adler in the end cuz 1.) I lost his Mountain Drab skin in my old account. 2.) Civilian Russell Adler was only available to those who played the beta of BOCW
@humble comet where are u from
Stop
Mhm...
@raw aurora @sharp lintel @bronze hollow
Somebody please help this guy
eatingwater is AFK: AFK - 11 minutes ago
Hello
Wait...
Please call this number 0800801200
, it's the $ucid3 prevention line from Romania
What's going on ? 🥲
@humble comet hey man, is everything alright?
The person is either joking or is actually serious about going suicidal
What happened
I feel like... don't do that please.
Please do as yentor said if anything is wrong
He said stuff like this yesterday
Why did it say npc move in this chat already wtf
@humble comet
Oh... I feel like he's serious. 👀
@sharp lintel hi sleepy
😊
Hello cookie
@sharp lintel hru?
(it rained here a while ago
)
Good hbu

Sup @gritty gull
i just slept xd but i ate dinner already, i will drink 🧋 chocolate later c: and i will play rn
and the funni
Sup

Throat hurts and at school
Ouch, Why?
Oh
You should Take A Little Nap Later
I would say things here but... maybe... in private. I can tell you something, it's not worth it at all.
I eat row meats
I think so 👍
How r u doing ?
Doing Good :)
legit weather informant for her lmao
Hi Platesoup

Nope

Maybe his pfp is legit
yo black tar eater
who knows who that is
Lol.

hows the hero stuff

@gritty gull Damage:
What happened
F
What Happened to That, Looks Like it's Scratched
What happened ? Are you fine at least ?
does liking beastars make me a furry ?
@golden mountain the troll flower is gone
depends
Nooo why it's gone i like that emoji
Hit on my hand with saw
Ur lucky
don't have vid evdence but aimbot was involved
No
Yes
No
More than enough evidence lol
I had worse in september when a bit 2 or 3 days later hit so hardly my finger whole bleed came out and damage was really big
Damn
i killed dream
that was around few months ago
lol you don't actually believe thats dream right
@hoary ferry "why are maps removed"
@humble comet
yeah
It healed fast
@brittle shore i miss a savage on my recent natan game
bcz claude doesnt want to be our food
@humble comet but art teacher said i was brave whole all her lessons.
Noice
e
now that the cheater isn't in my game, I have to deal with sly wolf ,bubble gum 02, dislike etc. Thx for train robbery missions
@onyx haven hellu
hru?
ryanna says hi 😮💨





