#🤯│off-topic
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thats nothing bruh
But instead of mama, it was replaced with grandma
Damn I miss old times, less studies more fun, now studies no fun
One of my classmates said I look like the kid from the Polar Express
Humour doesn’t exist anymore sadly
Polar Express was weird movie, it was so realistic
yo mama so ugly she found the fundamental theory in physics that provides the description of the physical properties of nature at the scale of atoms and subatomic particles and is the foundation of all quantum physics including quantum chemistry, quantum field theory, quantum technology, and quantum information before einsteins ugly ahh did
Every time when somebody made a joke that was pretty funny, everybody attacks and cancels that person for making a “terrible joke”
I still remember seeing that during Christmas with my family, good times 😔
I still have the train I believe
Modded account
I have that train I believe
There are a good amount of modded accs in clans
Which train?
The Polar Express train
Woah
cmon mine were so good
I still have these
I remember watching the movie as a kid
oh these ones with the wooden railways
Really like the breathing and costume
I don't see randoms 
@umbral raft mago electrico
Yesh 😳
Im the mago electrico weird 

@umbral raft u are a guy strange 
Am I strange ? 😳
Yeah a roleplayer

Send a cat
Enocan smug
dinner is served
Cats
Dogs
Dead chat rip
Just saying BRUH
mega rpo
İs rpo really mean pro ?
This acid do be hitting differently man
Ye
So why peoples just not saying pro
Noob
rpo sound joke
Bruh
huh

@humble comet send me something cute rn 
giga chad stand user
@queen cedar staff: no memes in #off topic please

Reason: Bad word usage
sorry electro wizard 🙏😔
I need to have a talk with pg
Nah just joke
guys none join that support server it's useless
Hah very funny
What do you need?
its for support man, what u was expecting?
imagine talk in general 
Whats her name
I mean yesterday I glitch happened to me I lost 750 coupons glitch and I contacted them and they started asking me dumb questions like the level of brightness and level of my battery 😑
Cat 
Two bypass
try to contact another support team member
Try ping yawn @queen cedar
whoes that
Bypass
I have random gato pics from this server not my cat, but this ones name is Tien, Potato's cat
cute gatos
I already lost the ability to send media files so I'll be back after a week or so
For the problem which one you have?
Pog
Thats rly cute despy would love these
wha
Out of these i have stomach pain but i drank alot of water
@slender dirge 🤢🤮
Contexto
Heh?
What?
What?
Context mistake o
@static loom what is that
people like you still exist?

He mean the #🚓│report-discord-users
OOOOH
@static loom out of these symptoms i only have stomach pain is i think its bc i drank alot of water
In terms simple u reported him/her
Starting drama for no reason‽!?!
But song bad word
what the hell is happening in this channel
I know xd
drama
How much

@slender dirge 🥴🥴🥴
You shouldn't have done it, how many liters?
WHY ARE YOU PINGING ME
:chickenbutt:
1 L
just block lmao
:Chicken_butt*
All at once?
No
He's trolling u
Plus the water was hella cold like ice
She is mocking because you reported her
she's filemuted now 
Were you full before drinking the water
No
back to lurk
True
After i ate i drank 2 glasses of cold ice water
funi numbor
Hmmmmm maybe it just random pain
please laugh 
unlaughs*
After i was tho and drank 3 glasses of water ice cold
kachow
Cause it possibly couldn't be water poisoning
Sheesh GTA 6 got leaked 🥶🥶🥶🥶
anime on gta 
Gta san andreas mods cursed
At the beach a woman offered me a cookie after my dad was mad at her for shouting At him so i ate it.I think its poisoned

There is one of jojo's
Nah I hope not but try going to the bathroom? Maybe could have been food poisoning
I dont have any symptoms tho
Only stomach pain
If it continues to hurt or only gets worse maybe go to the doctor
I got it after i was full and drank a glass of ice cold water
I don't really know
Maybe im sick bc the pool i was in was freezing cold
How long has it been going on for
the hotel is alr
10 mins
It's probably just minor pain try not to over think it
Probably
@versed rock imagine if she poisoned the cookie
I hope not that would be horrible
But who would have poison at the beach with them
Maybe if she did she could have done it before while making them
But her grandkinds ate some i think
This dude keeps inviting me i just wanna push my tara to 500 trophies
Do eating dairy products make you feel weird
No
@versed rock maybe bc im stressed?
So it's not lactose Intolerant
Could be
Maybe bc of stress
If it was poisoned i would have shown simptoms allready
Yea
I didnt show any simptoms only stomach pain
Did the cookie taste weird
No
Fully cooked
I think
So yea maybe you're just stressed out
They were very soft tho
How soft
Legends in the chat

Like 7/10 on softness
is the sniper exoskeleton worth 1k coupons
yes
They were probably fresh out of the oven then
Maybe she poisoned them
Who knows?
mfw chamboy
If she poisoned them i would probable be dead
True
can we please not talk abt @hoary lake having a stomach ache from the slight chance someone poisoned him? Youre not special to the point someone wants you dead. Only to the point we appreciate you 
I used a background eraser app
you missed a spot
Yeah
We knever know boi
I mean, an entire class wants me dead
its just improbable 
@humble comet same
prolly not
I would be dead if i got poisoned tho
I was so close to even stab one of them
rip
But of course, gotta be good
Sometimes feel sucidal or wanting to kill a bully or something rn
You are saying this to people who have 50 cat pic 😳
I wpuld be dead if i got poisoned at 18:00
Same, just differently
ok
Rather go out on my own terms
So i would be dead if i got poisoned
I would kill myself before they could kill me so it covers up the attempted kill section for the cops
@humble comet would i be dead if i got poisoned at 15:00
Same
@violet veldt
@humble comet
hi
hru
good
I have a youtube channel related to pg3d… but the thing is, I don’t enjoy pg3d the same way anymore and don’t have motivation for it. I’m considering making it into a multiple game channel, where I just do what I want to… would this be a good idea, as I believe I’ll have fun?
you
you
me 

him
Hi everyone
hello
Oh , my friend, how are you?
im fine what about you?
Nice
:)
thats good?
Floopa
Yes

3 shot in head
wow
And it hasn't Fixed delay
@chrome ginkgo brb gonna eat
alright
touching grass speedrun
He just have character Armor
relationship goals
@chrome ginkgo back, got like a stack of spruce
When the game doesnt set the scroll big enough
I cant scroll past the letter L help me
I wanna use a banner for a map that starts with W
I keep getting catboy ads in roblox
Might be one of those people who can move their legs but need a wheelchair cus spine reasons
omg you failed the no farding challenge 😤😤😤
Also i feel like that mod is just to get on the fnf mod hype
Fnf is dying bruh
Idk the quality seems pretty low.
Then again still better than what i could do
That reminds me
ALIVE CHAT
Nope ig
Me with friends:

Garcello best mod
epic
h
Finally
Just joined???
Ded chat

Most people pretty much migrated to #memes-and-media

who doesnt love reaction perms?
also laughing at meaningless internet memes is better than whining about weapon nerfs in #🔫│weapons-and-loadouts and dealing with randoms in #💬│general
basically all the main channels in this server in a nutshell:
Bugs
Well is the normal discord 
bruh
@proven maple but prob is a bug discord 
Bug what
Being able to see secret channels
my discord kinda sus
Ehh prob 
let me check my discord
who uses discord here
i dont
Imagine using it
ikr
It's coming after me
Discord blue?
sure
No 
ok
I use discord normal
Z
red
Hello jirachi
@humble comet wtf and this
what
@humble comet so
0.0
(´∩。• ᵕ •。∩`)
i updated discord
Im gonna do jirachi sweep
Since when did you not update it?
Yo I found a redstone lamp at GameStop
Money money
O
I want 
Damn
Imagine cant afford a lamp
Who
Me
it a minecraft lamp...
It still count as a lamp tho
better get it
i mean it have a red stone torch in thete soo
I didn’t get it, there’s a tnt one at target
It’s meant to be a redstone lamp powered by a redstone torch but I think you know that
Everyone a gangsta till mom hits the no
Yep already know but how does it even work...
This is at a local target
Uhh you might not want to pull that
Pov you don't go outside
What
Uhhh
The lamp look soo cool
Uhhh i mean ye its coo ahah
Bring it to school 
i wish i live in the United State
Why
I hope update is today
The us got a bad quality of life in most places
cause of cool stuff my country don't have
Yeah but trust me it's not nice being in a country with one of the highest crime rates
Wall break and ricochet?
Threat level: God
reposted so much
Possibly
So?
area dmg would be like the Golden division mech
Maybe much
area dmg should be the entire map
thats balanced
It just ended?
Pretty much
sus name
bruh

SUSSY BAKA
Finally got it
hi
Gaming
spaceship
space gaming

ScienceHub
spacegaming
laura bailey
Engineer gaming
I hate thinking I got it then don't get it
They removed the double progress?
Nice
not for me
Huh, iirc its almost impossible to get 1 progress on ar
I was got crodite but not this which confusing me
Smg and lmg has double progress
so I broke the game?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what should i upgrade as val or pp bizon
Pp has no recoil and good dmg
As val has recoil but fast ttk
pp it is
Yup
@sharp rain yk this is weird
Yup
I WANNA PLAY COD SOO BAD BUT SCHOOL BEG TO DIFFER
I mean we able to get a double barrel now instead of the 725
I have school in a month
I don't even have summer break
u guy lucky you have summer break
the 725 is technically a double barrel
what your lvl in cod? my lvl in cod is pvl 124
🤤
also bruh they did remove double xp on ARs/SRs
150
damn
u grinding for new clan rewards?
i grind to lvl 124 in 1 month
probably gonna go for the samurai attire
frankly I'd rather get the MP7
best pp bizon build?
121 mobility build
mehh I got rebirth clan stuff doesn't interest mr
just maxed it

it's hard to go wrong with the bizon tbh
wow seriously?you on floor 40
mono
no stock
Gran
large caliber
owc laser
Ofc
alrighty
did you beat the boss
Not yet but I'll send a ss when I do
noice
Aight time to clap the boss
boss is a traitless boss right?
It is
damn
My bullet train survives a yulala hit lmao
seriously?that thing built different
mah man good traitless loadout
Sgao carry
really?
Looking forward to do f47
Yeah it carries F30 and f40
why didn't you bring normal version of eraser cat
Because manic eraser has more speed
Also it really isn't a good idea to meatshield constantly in f40
true the boss do area dmg
ON GOD
you destroyed him like it was nothing
Now time to do f50 for the rare tickets ig
Rare ticket is godly
Yeah free np
also uber fest?
Epicfest rn ye
wow chance of uber is High
It is, so even more np
NICE
I got two garbage ubers yesterday
what that uber?
i thought you got the trash uber in the emperor dragon category
That'd be worse lol
true
At least hades looks sick
I can redo dark lord's decree now
you didn't turn hades into xp?
I use new Ubers unless they're like mega garbage
Also selling for xp isn't a good idea
Well having a uber collection is also good
It is for the flex factor mostly
Yea
Also 
Man I struggled a lot with this stage
use to have a good account but on old phone and i forgor id💀
Time to ultramax tbear
Damn
Time to try ig
mmm
hi bored
bruh?!
your m
m
m
you forgot om
omm
neigh
wow a horse
yes neigh
yoo
:se cara:
:m_:
:MIPEN
:smug:
laura bailey
ok
ok
who dont know who laura bailey is
laura bailey is
is
the va of polina, one of cod vanguard's operators
ok good to know
Thats a nice car
Imagine going to school with it
you would be popular
And there will be gold digger
Im just here.... Listening to anime song
Uhh, nice
there always 1 gold digger at school
Dang, what car is that?
HAHA POPULAR PHASE
Sheesh
Woah, dope mustang
also are you buying a car or your father is a car dealer?
Is that like a ford museum?
Still drippy
Oh i see
haha
The murderous car
Damn
Thats some nice cops car
imagine he put spike on it
Reminds me of the transformer
Classic
Nice
Scoobydoo car?
It looks like the van in scooby doo
Dang the ford gt at background
Ye lmao
hey someone stole my car
Our car USSR ANTHEM START PLAYING
im learning ScienceHub
Mhhm do there have the Firebird?
yoo thats
so
Not funny
you
Nice
It wasn't suppose to be funny
Thats hot
But your pc is hotter when it run cyberpunk 2077
I dont have a pc 😎 👍
Well that’s all for me cya
same
Dang, wish i was there
(L!!) (zd!!)
Time to play some terraria
cr
@heady sigil Jay!
👋, ill be back later cuz i need to eat, cya later
Okie, c ya later 
rickroll
^
rickrollcatScream
you too

Dream 1hp be like

I've seen worse
at least you're not being sprayed by a never-ending horde of bullets
I'm not talking about bosses
Reason: Bad word usage
oh I can't even say that here
finally 😩
anyways Floor 2 hard mode rooms are pretty hellish @humble comet
2-1 or 2-2 can get you in situations like that video you sent earlier
except 2-3x worse
it's not as disappointing as iron pirate king level let's be real here
that guy can go to floor 2 or dare I say 1
imagine being easier than normal mob rooms in that same floor
Reason: Posted a link
Yes
Is there anyone here who is experienced with using Scratch.mit.edu? The coding program?
truly, a joke.
eat it
thats a sign of good luck

At least it wasn’t a scorpion
jesu look, a spider
lk
Happened to me once i didn’t notice until i went to the restroom
chat died 
ikr
smh my head
Ye chat died
Dose anyone else like oreos😀
i step on them 😀
bruh )bruh(
z
🅱️oreos
O R E O S 🤠
Truly
@true abyss
@humble comet
NANI??? FO FAST
hi

Is that a battle of cats?
hi

OK
OK
ok
Cutee
which one next
That one ^^ c:
epik gaming
Sad katt
Very sad 😔👊
This chats moving mad
ded chat
Set 8s
Pichu
Yes yes and yes

Shuuuush u shmuck
ok
Notik with slowdown when

I'm jk my bro
Mhm
Mincinno

nani
Really cute
Menifee 

@humble comet noone can defeat and army of jirachis
:spin:
mmm
d
;-;
:c
I just broke my teeth ;-;
What happened
Idk i just eat something hard and my teeth went crack
Am sorry to hear that
ow
Hello
Hi hi
Hi hi hi
Another day serving in the empire 
It be like that sometimes
shermloc, holmes 
Epic 😎👊
You can say that again 😎
shermloc, holmes 
:sherlock:
:Holmes:
Ender lurkin
Bruh is Obama has disc server?
Yeah amazing
yeah amazing
Woah i need that
Same for me
ikr Im getting it 😎 👊
So cool 😎👊
so guayando
It costs 3 monki coins doe (expensive

Whats wrong with the j
Its the holy j🙏
Doing the j
its
Blue
SUS

dead chat when
irk
Ikur
yeahs
Chicken butt
Dies instantly жжжж
Me needs that
yeahs
Oh yeah yeah


yeahs.
HAHAHAHHAA
funn
Funni
@true abyss minecraft ragu when
After I take a shower
ok
temmie
How tf I get the channels mixed up
lmao it took me 20 seconds to realise the joke
Subway in Walmart
took me 4 minutes to get the joke 💀
Same
what joke
I forgor 💀
is it bad that i love this edit that i made in 2 minutes so much
@lofty wind who are you i've never heard of you in my life
i want to know
You never seen me in this server before?
non
Well I joined a while back
I keep forgetting who's who to be honest
Who are you
I only remember the oldies who haven't changed their names
I'm me
That’s nice ^^
real and true
@ashen shell show the joke
It's a meme I can't that's why I deleted it
What the Zarrl doin?
then post in #memes-and-media
up down up right punch
Already did
Como estan
wait, people can chat in memes and media?
Me looking at your Subway sandwich
Yeah
since last month
cringe i expect
Mhm
punch
You know, for a lazy coloring over thingy, I went too far for my youtube channel

eyebrows
I will now punch you in the stomache and steal your subway sandwich
devil punch and combo'd to death at 30%
then gun
giant water sprayer arrives
Me explaining what I did with your subway sandwich 
the book
Water+eletricity= water is a conductor
On how to steal a subway sandwich
th e bo ok
The b ook
Cute
Driveway shoot by 
helioptile


how does one draw minecraft
I don’t know :c
Congrats c:
cube
im so good at keeping my phone battery from being destroyed it has not yet been below 15 percent B)
That’s nice ^^
boils down to drawing perspective if you want to make it look really good, but yeah for the most part it's cubes
i have once picked my blanket up and flung it across the room by accident tho but we don’t talk about that
Oh…
@covert stump this
still not a scratch on it
mmm
i turned on my AC and my clock is telling me the room temp went up
help my ac is feeding my hot air and since i live in america idk what 21 degrees celsius even means like is that hot or cold
What u
Want
Pp
ayo
Don’t know
Sugoma
Who knows 
but is it hot or cold :(
Meh its like between those 2
it went down to 15.6
Here in my city we get up to 40-50 celsius
thats hecking hot i know for a fact thats cap
Its getting cold
hahahaha im no cap well maybe 50 its a lot but yeah we get over 40
Im not in the US thats why
i hate living in the US im not american but i live here
its not even that bad its just like ordinary basic and boring
Wtf?
So reel
i wanna be at a villa in Santo Domingo
Lol well a lot of people in my country Dream of living there
Gone wrong at 3:00 am not clickbait
same with dominican rep but the thing that i would hate about living there is i cant with spiders and they got some big ones
all of which are “harmless” but ive never been bitten by a spider and want to keep it that way
Im ok living here even if the economy is messed up it has cool Place to visit
Yeah I hate spider too
Money Trail
Epic 😎👊
i wanna live somewhere like bali where everything is so cheap usually they make light skinned people pay like 2x extra and even with that added price its still super cheap compared to the US
inflation™️
Saving Which one
Garcello is Nice and Tricky Is Evil Because Phase 3 on the back
It be like that sometimes
ive been craving sushi forever
what is your recommended
what is fnf
it sound like caca water
I never even heard of caca water

@digital kayak how do you do the custom playing game status?
caca is 💩
ikr tacos de caca
@somber fog hello :cirnowave:
Hi
Hamood
anyways dominican turkey
@true abyss How long did it take you to do your pfp like that?
16 mins
Wow amazing
oddly specific
a stack of mins
it takes me 7 seconds cause i just use photos of babies in my family cause i love babies so much

Cuteee
@true abyss send ragu emote server
its
its
ok nvm i gu e ss
caca water
Oh yeah yeah
Bob
Small man
toucan
you can have that i guess
i should go to sleep

Yall know beluga?
It’s your choice
gn peoples am super tireddd

Night night
have a good rest of your existence/day/night
@true abyss
@humble comet
hi
He accepted my friend request
Hi hi c:
hi hi hi
what if i told you that aint the real one
no wae

:oua:


hes not lying
yeah
yeah
No
Google gaming
ong



@humble comet
Just ok
@humble comet

@humble comet 

Aight to sleep I go
Thoughts?
Dam this look cool
Thanks
^^
Its vanilla not modded
:c
Also its in survival
Oh
Umm you know theres options to hide the hud, hand, and doll
I was also standing ontop of mu hows
Fine lemme prove it
See?
2nd expert mode world start off fairly well, 1 hour in already built 5 house for npc and found 10+ chest and 3 big tree thing that contain lots of chest
Cant find any handgun yet to get phoenix blaster
Ok?
Mhm
mhmm
also ima start playing terraria this week
have to deal where to buy it, since my mother may not allowed me to use her credit/debit card (safest to buy games on steam)
yes, been watching terraria content for 6 years
dang
?afk sleep 
@humble comet I set your AFK: sleep 
Mobile or pc ver
pc
mobile player here 

aw
i wanna play mobile but i chose pc cuz mods
Omg bypass Delete that
Just kidding just kidding. But actually no meme in off topic

@glass panther not a meme it’s a song
Well it depends if people thinks thats a meme then thats a meme

Mancruft
ultra wide graphics
Hi
Im sad im at the ending cutscene in mimic and this happened
Didn't even get the badge
F
U play the mimic?
Yes
Hello everyone , i watched ads at 7 am couse watching them at 12:10am for past week is annoying
Welp sadly my phone couldnt handle that
Bruh moment
I just hate when my wifi reboot itself when im in the middle of a game
Oof rip
@glass panther 
Are ya still busy?
Yes ;-;
Hi
Hi hi c:
no
Omg this is so true..
How devs imagine to balance weapons 
Bolls
indeed 
but balls
Can some help me out with my server pls
no
def no 
But ultimatum is still 1 shot
They made him a character I think

Even worser🤦
that killed my brain cells
Same 😔👊
Those raids crap are so annoying
I haven't downloaded once couse i don't like gameplay plus it's more p2w then pixel gun
oh noes
add some zest
Is that orange or I'm going crazy
there shrimp baka
Ok i go listen to fnf songs and slowly wake up
That's the weirdest shrimp I've ever seen in my life
Same
aint my problem you havent seen shrimp from the zesty coasts
Miku with electro guitar




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