#🤯│off-topic
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my gems yesterday be like
I’d rather have lottery weapon return in lotteries rather than a price tag
still asking... anyone want weapon lore?
vine boom sound effect
@hallow crater wished i played more pg yesterday cuz i was forced to play ml cuz my older ate wanted to rank up to mythic but her friends do trollge
the hit that finished it off
bru
idk whether to laugh or feel bad for the guy
i mean
what if he deserved it
we don't know what he did to get obliterated by his sister
its pretty normal for siblings like us when we were young lol
but i think thats a bit too much
@hallow crater hmmm the bonking reminds me of terizla
BOTTLE
He’s desperate.. and I’m pulling him in. 
r u a girl irl
Are you? 😳
show hand wo man pls
tell him imagine not having goo scythe

Wo
woman but without the om
wan 
i was about to save up for the van but
wanwan
vine boom sound effect
that thing is not even worth it

Could have waited
its actually good but its rigged af
yeah that too
ye tru
That weapon set is pretty meh in my opinion
i would say its decent
prob a 7/10 for me
the sniper is aphrodite but aaa
@hallow crater 5k more
Unless you have gems to spare, people always cry that their gems disappear after gambling on duels and dice rolls
5k what
5k money
5k xp more
didnt regret it 
cuz it was gud
pro


Me whos gonna buy the melee but not use it
same
Yes simps are a purchasable melee 
sed
I'm still waiting for ban hammer to come in van 
🥲
Hate the fact I couldn't buy it
so close yet so far
They waited until I was dead broke to release the offer I've been waiting to buy
don't worry it will come back 2 weeks later
roblos
Still probably won't be able to afford it
I studied the pg3d offers pattern and it usually drops by every 2 weeks
Mimir
this will come next weekend
ded
I've only gotten the colonels choice offer once so it's probably gonna be longer for me
Because I mostly just kept getting the same exact ones
I'm pretty sure the colonels choice offer was shown because they wanted to advertise what weapons came out in the offer
In order to get colonels choice offer you have to get the $9.99 offer
I rly wanna sleep but i also wanna see the van early, what should i do?
But this week was a exception
Just sleep and wake up at like 6 or 7
Set up an alarm?
what timezone you live at
Gmt-4
Yes better then staying up till like 5 or 6 in the dang morning for the van
Ok thank
I wouldn’t suggest staying up if it’s not community van

Is it comm van thats next?
I suppose
Likely yes
Considering it's been a week or so since the voting ended
Then im gonna sleep in peace
E
^^^

They removed the scary arthur emote

just sleep and set a alarm don't waste your time waiting for community van
@sharp rain I wont forgive you even you give me rep
Including the devs might delay the van
?afk slep🛌
yeah like last season
@waxen kernel I set your AFK: slep🛌
It's so painful to wake up early and check for the new van and it's delayed
Shoot i forgot to say good night
Well it sucks waking up and expecting community van, waking up to disappointment.
If tomorrow isn't the community van ima just be pissed because I wanna spend my gems already
Yeah
Anyways good night
Let’s hope tmr is community van
?afk slep🛌
@waxen kernel I set your AFK: slep🛌

Just post it on twitter and the war begins
uaa
What war
The cancel war 
Transformers prime, beast hunters
Ama cry
cry
Cri*
pro
Cry-teria
I have seemingly let out tears from my eyes indicating emotion
"no soul" woman
Dont cry baby🫂
Swag shield
ok
Pride shield when
Never
México
XD
^ 😎

Meme
Is catlo back?
Yes


Although quite sad to see it being changed from lo to catlo
True

I am now judge
Frosty railgun
I have no soulwoman🥚
Judge my sins
🥚
We should all start a women cult
Railgun 
Why
Because girls club 
no
Wh
the only woman here is @nimble gull
What do you worship in said cult
@humble comet faek woman!1!1!1!
ok
@nimble gull gun
Women
Weet
Why?

I wanna see if he’s honest 
battle ket
Now draw solar flare
There are more weets
External pic perms

trolle
Wait @slate beacon are you a women or a mana

There are a fair amount of weet variations, unseen to the normal people.
a woman without the an

I’m gonna ask for his home address next 
what a way to troll
what are you gonna do when you find his home address?
Ask for his credit card number in exchange for 
yesn't
put it on twitter and see what happens
Dangit I couldn’t delete for a second 
Ask his home address lo
lo
@nimble gull lie!1!1!1
Then tell him you got a surprise for him in his mail
me when woman: :crimgetalk:
||and in reality the surprise is a pipe bomb||


its a rejection letter from harvard
Wait i wanna gain trust before I obtain credit card 
ew why use epee
Shovel is better
I don’t know he’s on the younger side -stark
^^^
way better
i barely see people use any other melee besides the op ones and the underrated ones are left to collect dust
Dude you think he likes gamer gorls? 
just wait until you say your underaged and he will run
Wait-
No bro he’s desperate 
He will be Chris Hansen'ed
Oh wait 
I like the drawing lol
@ashen shell I’m un friending him now
ok
Thanks

Working on it
What’s WOTB
you wanna get info in his personal life,where he lives,what school he goes to,where he shops at. 

idk what I just said
He claims he’s 14 but he’s a little too desperate for that

In reality, he's a 57 year old man
You know I’ve been lovely for a while but I ain’t this desperate 
im 15 yet aint looking for a girl 

rate nes slenderman enemy(idea)
He keeps nerding on about world of tanks or something
Make an infected alien
okay i will try but like as a zombie right
Yes
Dunno how aliens and zombies co-operate
oh, ye
S
whoever made that just why
Truly a creation of science and wonder.

Selling unsee juice!
i think it's cool
Like who can’t finish a CapriSun?!
@fathom escarp
Hmmmmmmmm, I like this idea
thx it is mine i asked to him to post it
It would make that gamemode worth playing
yup
I like planes
tiktok
@maiden jay me to

Police Raid while the infection in sanblockcisco
And done, but it just looks like random lines Because of the pressure
Cool old clip
Let's play uno
I like vision you?
Ow my eyes
Rate my toy
bruh my eyes 🤨
Rate my boy
👇
@humble comet
Yeah just noticed the plastic printing line
After posting that gif… -10/10
That is a Firearm
No it's my toy
RIP
My favorite plane is the sukhoi su-25
@reef pollen !!!!
This is random, but does anyone know when the voted traders van will be available in-game?
Hopefully tomorrow
Hopefully
In a few hours.
I’m really looking forward to the explosive caramel sniper
Same
That's what I'm getting. I'll get the scythe too if I have enough gems
Nice
I haven’t had much time to save up gems, so I think I’ll only be getting 1 weapon or so
Pvz2 just gives me nostalgia
Samme
I'm at 500 gems, so I'll have to watch ads if I want both
Ad from pg3d
S
Nuclear rifle
Gun
Oh ok
because
takis
oof
cricket noises
imagine having gorlfreindfjkhvbnjkshdvkf

grillfriend
MOMAZOS DIEGO

I have a grill Freind
I have grilled fried chicken
I have a life
I have I
I'm hungry now
Here have some dount
Dount eat em
No
first 6 star is a 4 minute long map with mouse GG
Y e s
I do not think so
Yes she is
нет, я не думаю, что она такая
Она такая, так что это хорошо
Ok fine you win
I drew it to

I like planes
:)))
‘Battling’
‘Player is not battling currently’
Hmm yes, the living is dead.
Makes sense
Rate my pro car
I didn't knew you also Played Mario Kart 8
Wow @plucky pier tanks
Lmao what


Welp nice to get an increase of rep
?.?
@quartz ingot you good in maths?
Somewhat yeah why?
Round it to 4 
Ok
I was gonna say
@sharp rain 
👋 👋
I can only do division @quartz dove
Rounding is so simple 
Bruh what
Van in 4 hours pray for community van
Rounding π to 4? Impossible

And that's it for today
3.1415?
Or 3.1416 that π is closer to? HMM?? HMMM
Beautiful.
Are you dumb stupid or dumb
It's closer to 3 but you can put it to 4 if ya what
Where are you guys getting 4 
Hmmmm I am π% dumb
We got some online daters
You can only round either with the 1 or 4
My wrist hurts 
L!
And both would lead you rounding down since rounding up ain’t logical
Nothing new
I can send u a photo
Sandbox is always filled with these type of players honestly
Just became a meme at this point for how dumb they look like
No my Minecraft dungeons crashed 
@sharp rain 

Angry monke

Lamo
Everybody when hsr got nerfed properly
Still remember how crazy it was when that happened
Bruh the nerf was like 6%
People hated it because hsr became a 2 shot
hsr got nerfed?
Nerfed a while ago so yes
yes, some bad nerfs
Literally hsr still performs good idk why people said its now bad
apparently it cant 1 shot headshot mythical and good mods, but i cant say anything about that cuz i dont have it
My alt be like
It has no input or output or whatever people keep saying that’s good of it
I had taken a break from the game for like 7 months so I know very little what happened during my break

And ideas to buff it were denied so we can't do anything
The
then the nerfs
hi your mom
Still surprised they nerfed hsr more then they did for aphrodite crossbow
Mhhhm go on
did aphro got nerfed1!!11!111!!!????
Only by 8% while harsh got 15% nerf 
oh, small nerf
Remember when
Imagine
It was not even spammed until the entire circus showed up and the game became hell
I spammed it when I bought it. And I still did back then, before I lost my account
i was part of that circus, i spammed it at mythical in pool party🤡
People told me it was a waste of coins
I remember buying it at like level 30 and never using it until I started doing brawls
Mt first ever spam was forocious pole axe 
My first spam was ka-boom!
I still question why the devs gave digital sunrise a 5% nerf when it wasn't even a problem
some changes nobody asked for, like the buff to eindringling from 30 ammo to 32 ammo
Large mag
My first spam was Cthulhu legacy
ikr
That’s more just realistic accuracy
rpo
People barely spammed it
I mean the mp 40 holds 32 rounds irl
You sure? 
My first spam was deadly digital system
I honestly never see people spam digital sunrise anymore
Solar poop
Anymore
Nowaday lobby is COS
Haven't seen anybody use it in a very long time
i use it, with level 7 mods i sometimes 1 shot headshot newbies
I've been using it and have been enjoying doing so 
Yeah because when a weapon is balanced nobody uses it
^
Everybody just targets any weapon that's op
I usually see mammoth or drilling railgun nowadays
Sometimes I wish I collected gems on this account to get goo substance scythe, if it does come back
Alien rifle
And thus why we should nerf conductor Aphrodite ulti ect.
^
If the devs just hadn't returned any of those weapons we wouldn't have issues
Firerate nerf need for cos
I'm surprised mammoth didn't receive a nerf, when it was easy to get
Dude I gotta be honest the mindset where “oh this weapon is rarely seen but op so it’s barely a problem” is a bad mindset
Unless it’s a bp elite challenge op weapons shouldnt be runin around regardless
I have no motivation when using mammoth
There shouldn’t be op weapons at all none of this “few own it let them free with power” stuff
I rarely go a match without seeing someone using mammoth drilling railgun or cos
Congrats @maiden jay, you've just ranked up to Wooden | Level 5 🎉
it gets boring using it after some time (at least for me
)
Because we won't at least deal with so many players spamming it rather then a handful spamming it
I mainly use laser bow and portalius rifle
Reason: Posted a link

Portalius rifle pog
There shouldn’t be broken weapons to begin with
We shouldn’t have to encounter broken stuff at all
I use heavy drill rifle
People calling it trash, i dont get it
Because it's a 2 shot most of the time but the set effect it makes sense why
2 shot still able to 3cs and spam it, yet the "pro community" calling it as trash
It's honestly nearly identical to nerfed hsr
Thats mostly the reason i hate 3cs player
They used over powered sniper/backup, and calling other weapon as trash as my experience
After 5 years of the event, millions of Chicago people died, and they still decided to have a battle on there
I tend to just use under used snipers because they are enjoyable
Law enforcer
Genius
Everybody went from using thunderer to using the my little pony gun 

Cuz they femboy


Imma go eat
Ryan you!!

I hate you so much as i hate my nephews



I am hacking your minecraft acc
😤
Jokes on you thats my alt
Dear lord mercy
You will die like what suicide means
And i wonder 🤔
😠
I like this meme so much
😤 😠 😤
They are everywhere
Why you a bull
@sharp rain i will hack you Credit Card
frogs are life my dude
i will hak ur credt kard
Joke on you i am broke rn
I WI EXPOSE YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER HERE
Just got myself a mc dungeons cake cape less goooo
For what he's broke why would I try to spend money on it
I lied, i dont even have a credit card

He has 4k dollars
Pretty sure he doesn't
Mine got cut in half in seven eleven 
Jk jk jk
Sus
YOUR GOING TO JAIL @sharp rain for Tax FRAUD
Make sure to use these when people are trying to track you 
Shoe

That leave backwards footprints
Hah i am escaping rn 😈
With my shoes 
LMAOOOO i just noticed that
Jokes on you that shoes has a gps on
How your gonna know which way he went
Using Blackmail
No pls 😭
NOW GO TO JAIL
@topaz crane spong

No nitro be like
We won't report if you buy this
^
yes 👊 😎
Why didnt you get your nitro mate
ok I'll buy!!!
It's a great deal 
cuz my money is -69420$
Now get your free nitro cry later

Tried walking into bank with gun! They will give free money away

359$ for a cheese slice
With mouse hood
!BAN @sharp rain simping for an anime girl
@sharp rain ryan has been banned. For simping.
😤
jœ

No u
no

Whip
Hi
Mission failed
Hello mate
oh god
joe
Still epic sprite!!
son
Even if you had nitro, you still won't be able to use it because no external emote perms.
Yes
Airosaur Rifle
Reel judge !1!1!
Judge
@sharp rain HEY YOU!!!!! YOUR 300 ROBUX WILL BECOME -0
yes I am judge !1!1! reel
I thought you died!mqm
😤
I came back from the dead
like zombie
:androidmock:
😱
Have you completed the arms race task?
I have a red brother
Where is my smart boolet bazooka

champion judge
HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME!! OK IM DOING IT I WILL LEAK YOUR SEARCH HISTORY AND YOUR ADRESS AND YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER
finally
You dont wanna see my search history

And your micro-sop account
@humble comet trade tayo ng tang
._.
🍣
Hmm im curious
sushi!1!1
Are you a pervert
Nope.

I have a cousin too
tara
Gusto ko ng orange flavor.
👍
Ah okay so your status is mocking them lmao
My boii
😩 
Ooo
:trollge:
ge paghihiwalayin ko 4 season
When emoji removed 😔
Why is weapons and loadout becoming trollge
the judges wish
3 heavy spam
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Why is that song so 🥶


Zeroyfight

Shhh home resonance is playing!
@thick solar reel zero two 😱 😳
omg pickle garn ter eee dee copy minecraft!1!1!1!1!1
Can't believe people simp for 02 😡
If its 2d, people like it
Don't warrt I will sew pixel gun!
omg 😱 😱
Yeah!1!1
Food 😱 😳
Reason: Posted a link
@humble comet
I posted a gif but ok
No
Sus name
Mommy milkie tig biddy
Oo the peace and tranquility dance
Karrot-kun
But at what cost...
Something actually went down outside my house 
Shark fin soup
There’s officers and some random lady arguing for what I think is her boyfriend
Yes
🤤
😱 😱
Someone boutta get kashooted
Shut uo and go die
😎
🤬 🤬
Im talking to ryan
I literally heard several loud bangs earlier I don’t know if it were gun shots or beatings of someone but I’m scared
YOURE A SSCUM! YOU MUST DIE! lier jerk idiot sus
why u kill him omg!1!1!1!1 🤬 🤬 🤬
Guys if I don’t end up chatting ever again just remember I loved you all
Oh, go hide
🙏
dude don't stand there and tell us what's happening go and hide
Jeses heck a beating? What're they hetting hit with
I’m literally hiding next to a window
RYAN APOLOGY VIDEO
(very sorry) (contains paid promotion)
(Raid shadow legends) (no ads) (not clickbait) (3am) (gone wrong)
worst hiding spot lol
I wanna piece together the situation

Posted a link
Challenge still not changed 😔
Ok so turns out the guys being taken in and the girlfriend’s blabbing some more
I just had the worst day of my life and I can't talk about it
Talk about it
Oof
bruh
My attention seeking female cousin tryed to kill herself in front of all of us
He probably shot the floor or something
don't worry my little brother threw a nerf gun or something on my head just now
What is it?
My attention seeking female cousin tryed to kill herself in front of all of us
i like potatoes
I was gonna say speaking your mind out usually helps relieve tension and stress but holy-
Mhm
._.
How can you still use quote
hmm yes someone almost wanted to kill herself and funni potatoes big chungus Fortnite funny wholesome 100 Reddit moment 69420
Idk
How can you still quote
How
How can you still use quote
i have both options
Wait what was female specifically mentioned @quartz dove
Why was it mentioned?
Yes man details
85 mobility never 🥲
Used to
When 
?afk
sharp flame and tactical knife 🥲
@humble comet I set your AFK: AFK
landon died today
Sometimes I forget tactical knife was a challenge weapon
Cyclops sling is also a challenge weapon so eh
i have both options
@golden saffron no you don't, quoting would add an @
What's that again
oh yeah and Ultimatum was a tier 1 gold pass weapon
@golden saffron no you don't, quoting would add an @
@minor plume ?
696969
She kept saying that she was either a male or female at random times but she decided she was female when she did the thing
How have I never noticed
What weap?

You though I was wrong 
Tac knife
Yea i never understood it
also what'd ya say
I’ve had tac since snow 
How old is she
15
I forget weapons that are with the worst bp


Cyclops..
I saw something but delet
Bruh I have 1999 pings rn
Bruh
Bruh
im 1 years old

Why
im 1 years old
@digital kayak im 420
It has fixed delay :/
5h
XD._.
U almost there
So?, I've always gotten 15+ kills with it
@quartz ingot Pro when
But the damage still good tho
Never

we are close
Bruh
Lmao
really to 1500
We want Jeff Bezos to buy and
eat the Mona Lisa
925 have signed. Let's get to 1,000!
At 1,000 signatures, this petition is more likely
to be featured in the recommendations!
you
me !!
Reason: Bad word usage
L
Swear word
Miracle word
dang it, didn't even know it was a slur
Well, it's 75 mobility now.
Yes
🦵 that 🐈⬛ 📴 the✈️
leg that black cat mobile phone off the plane
leg that black cat mobile phone off the plane
Nobody has eaten the Mona Lisa and we feel Jeff Bezos needs to take a stand and make this happen.
gonna work on filling this thing up wit gaps

this is very true
Gaming
gonna work on filling this thing up wit gaps
Bro just creative mode
^
Mona lisa cult when
wheres the fun in that and besides this is a realm i play on with friends
My minecraft runs at 1 fps
Haha funni joke go brrrrrr
my mc barely runs at 60 fps
Slide show mode
Garbage.
wish i got more
Literally
what fps do you need 🤔
1k fps
[ADK] robotix
@somber fog
#2287
Nobody has eaten the Mona Lisa and we feel Jeff Bezos needs to take a stand and make this happen.
Get on my level, my Minecraft runs at 1 frame per 30 seconds.
👀
[ADK] robotix — Today at 3:24 PM
Get on my level, my Minecraft runs at 1 frame per 30 seconds.
that power capacity though
No way.
[ADK] robotix — Today at 3:24 PM
No way.
Pc players when their video games don’t go 50k resolution with 69 gigafards per second and 200k kilopoops a minute
i might be buying this soon just waiting for an email since i entered a queue for it
ok
only 800 bucks no big deal
Havent gotten 3070 yet? 
Does this thing run 40 poopplops an hour?
Mobile gamers at 10 FPS:
^ 😎
😎

I'm tired of findings a good mobile game lmao
playing with 10 fps 😎
Dhawk moment
Get
me waiting for my graphics card
caryClownThi.
Fps, 8-bit, adventure, rpg in one
Scam it’s no made of plastic and I don’t think you can slide it on a card reader @digital kayak
carry thicc clown?!!1 😳
pro
It’s 1:28 why am I still awake
I should be off sleeping but nope
Here in good ol’ off topic am I right lads 
Maybe
you kileld chat :saB: :SOb:
500 xp 
Hand reveal.
hand reveal
Is that a laptop 😱 😱
@sharp rain shut
Gaming keyboard reveal.
gaming mouse reveal
Wholesome :>
what switches
really bad cherry black clones
advertising
Laptop reveal.
@vivid blade send here alr
oof
be a hamster
my stabilisers have some insane rattle to them and the board isnt hotswappable
i got cherry mx silent reds so i can use it at night without waking no one
and i dont know how to do the tape method reliably
@humble comet pinn
i didnt know i liked 60g switches
i guess thats why i kinda like gaming-oriented membrane keyboards now haha
@digital kayak spong
spong
My Little Brony.
Ah yes, bootiful.
me've
My little cat spam my little cat spam
aaa
aaa
aaa
aaa my little catspam
troll
the kb i got retails for 100 but i bought an open box for 70 and its basically new
i wanna know how much people i kill
my little catspam
mine is not even 30 dollars but i love it
Anyways does anyone wanna play Gex?
me've
Me've.
Why did the chat suddenly burst into activity while I was gone 
i learned that price doesnt mean that you'll like it, although the more price means that it took more money to manufacture it
i would like to believe that me've is a word now
me've whom
because you are very important
Important as in I need silence for my voice (or text) to be heard?
@sick fjord razer viper mini is poger
its a fnatic ministreak
Weak
fnatic 
shut up andy
u
isnt that the esports team
yea
what type of roblox
some cod copy idk
Westbound
anyways my roblox client screwed me over and my game crashes with fps unlocker running nooooo
Forgot what its called
pf or cor?
andy 1v1 in sandbox when
ill use backup only
Phantom forces
@alpine hill and it has vsync as well 😭
if there was a vsync off i'd love it since my fps unlock makes my client crash
What’s that
why yall care about fps when all you can play is osu 
I'll play java too, how else am I gonna use those insane realistic mods to push my gpu to its limit
osu lame
i bet you havent even passed a 3 star in osu!standard 
theres a texture pack thats 512x512
I rage quit
@alpine hill i've rage quit when i was 11, causing me to break 3 tablet pens
keep in mind vanilla mc is 16x16
r
I literally play Minecraft on the first xbox one with mediocre condition controller is there something I’m missing that I can only obtain on a pc? 

imagine didnt play osu!mania 
now im a tablet player who passed his first 6 star which was a 4 minute long jump map 
Nah not really its the same
osu!mania ranked maps are filled to the brim with chords to inflate the star rank
I don't like osu
okie
@alpine hill play osu!taiko jjjjj
No
i used to play taiko but 3 stars is where i gave up
Idk what that is
noob
Taiko the drum?
yeah
what
but its tailored for keyboard play

Ping
membrane probably
This thing in arcade ig but on pc
OH NO
NOT KEYBOARD PING
YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOJT..M?M?.?.Z.X
is it on the stabilised keycaps or normal keycaps
YES NC,X,X,!??!?!!?MMXDMVMX.S,WIK
@alpine hill actual skill issue
Swear always getting 75
@keen pecan oh and i also have a blue switches kb that i dont use since my mom woke up from it and threw a pillow at my head
yeah ik
i get 130 wpm with black switches 
lubed blue switches mmmmmm
Are you guys talking about joycons or 
I seriously need to start getting into whatever this all is since my friends really into it
What’s a keyboard switch 
The

What’s a keyboard switch 
What the potato
Black, yellow, brown, red, etc
Whatever happened to letters on my keybinds
What is the purpose of these
Sound
And what’s the point of colors

you can also build one
But lubing the switches seems like a pain in the butt
Still sounds fun
Is there any other magical things that can be done to my virtual typewriter
depends
Will default typewriter serve me well?
default
No nsfw dude

bruh

I swear there’s never any opportunities for this
Yet they get rid of :yeaok: 
Because it doesn't happen
And :trollge:.
That’s a good thing as well
Yes it is


