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Oh
Actually Chicago got one too
Remember when I said I wanted to eat subway?
But it is a Filipino FF Chain
Drum fish have British teeth
there's a subway right beside the jollibee 
Eat Fresh my guy 
Eef freef good fellow
I just tried subway 
Subway sucks tbh
Wait 2 several peoples
pro
Meh for me it was delicious cause i never ate it before
@brave crystal, you're the impostor. Don't dare impersonate me.
You are
@brave crystal, no, you are.
No you are
@halcyon marten scp 3008 mini edition
Which Wich and Jimmy Johns are where it’s at 
@brave crystal, no, you are wrong.
Yes
Ghost Pepper several people Vs Tom among us several people
SILENCE!
fast food topic 
Dang it bruh ones the imposter AmOgUs
Yikes, the player must've given you all the Plant food
Zombies just walk past Ghost Pepper.
It only costs 75 SONS.
Too bad im disguise
Ugh!! You scoundrel!
reject ghost pepper use primal potato mine like a chad 😎
Flip, 3 of them
Cry about it
Time to use my special move!
- transformin'*
Pika cat, Ghost Pepper, Tom among us
Wait so are we just supposed to announce topics now
- transform into an American*
idk
Fantastic.
Bri’ish mode when
@brave crystal, you who is not an American, you are a disgrace.
I just do it cus we gotta stay on a certain topic now
Unamerican.
I’m not American, I’m Coloradan.
p
Wait am I allowed to transform into an American and rant of my free speech rights here 
Poop
Bro sounds a little racist
poop man wher
@brave crystal, ok. * untransform*
I am da Filipino
(WHAT CAN I DO NOW?)
tae sarap
I am da asian
@brave crystal
- click [Spare]*
I’m built different
what do you think is the cutest looking plant in the PVZ2 game
Primal Sunflower.
I’m built poorly and incorrectly
Filipino ka din
I am built different
Bouta build a Halo ring in Earth’s orbit.
I am built a 🇵🇭
Philipino
If a Black Hole was near Earth I would just patch it up
I live in a world with no ground to stand, no sounds, no smells, no gravity, no wind, no colour, not even black.
Wait theres a new Halo game
accurate representation lol
I'm not even nothing but worse than nothing.

I have no idea what the release date of Halo Infinite is
Halo?
Combat Evolved
@halcyon marten, Madness Combat?
Flood time
yessir
No
Halo: Combat Evolved
Care to elabtoate?
Halo 3: ODST
The Combat Shotgun
Oh, I see.
Also if I were to be a Movie Director, I would probably adapt Celeste into a Movie
sometimes I just hate life
I would make an actual DOOM Movie that’s good
And star Emma Watson as Madeline
Finally a good Doom Movie
I would lowkey wanna make a Halo movie about some ODST.
SUS
Oof topico 
Bruh imagine
I made the FNF Live Action movie
no pls no don't no no
Happy American Hepi Day guys
🇰🇿

Wait that’s not America
@sweet igloo be spreading the hepi spirit 
HepiGang 
Dont worry, the film will probably involve illegal money operations

Wolfenstein: The Movie (That might get me cancelled)
E
Pixel gun movie
I heard there's somebody making a pg3d fnf mod
Anything can and will get us canceled.
not sure if it's real or fake lol
Oh god
I wanna make fnf pixel gun cinematic
NO
@hexed geyser ur pfp kinda looks like this
Not if you’re built different haha hehe he... (
)
Cause I theorise that the Rap Battles happen for money
And that the winner gets the money while the loser gets his/her neckbone cracked by a device implanted by the people behind the operations
Gauntlet of power should be down arrow
I would not like to see any relation between pickle gun and fnf

hi
hi

hope the mod dont get popular
Wow real
Eric
So that’s where he was
I do really care about news.
URSUS
STOP IT
@humble comet daily clip 
its a healthcare system in Brazil
No more Amongus
I like the Mid fight Masses mod
ok
Let me demonstrate the motive of China letting out a virus. China planned to give us a new perspective of the world, make us train our survival skill.
My favorite mod is Salty's Sunday Night.
I hope my gf doesn’t have a thing for feet
Or rapping boys like fnf boy
image
Or a man with a literal Bomb for a head
I don’t want that being taken the wrong way
Look at my pfp
I tried freestyling with Hitmaka and managed to rhyme something with Colgate with terrible flow.
Tricky phase 3, 4 were released. Have you played it?
I dont even play fnf

Oh.
Your head is not even an explosive
Or the dude who literally blew up a restaurant

Or the guy from The Amazing World of Gumball
I really love rhymes but can't freestyle, just chill and write poems which make me a loser.
I draw. I’m an even bigger loser.
a
cat vs mousse
When you want to play Celeste, but you dont have the money to buy it and have a weak laptop
Tom and Jerry.
Rip mouse
@nimble gull
hi again
NoName poo
@remote bobcat, oh, BlockG.
What have I done
Anyone wanna play a game called "Guess the game from the emojis"?
Candy cane colored yarn house
How about a game called 'Raid Shadow Legends'?
Since you replied
We will start the game
@halcyon marten, I'M BUSY.
Ok
I kinda wish I had a fеmboy bf ngl
can anybody help me forget among us
Anyone else?
n g l
Get killed by impostor.
I want among us to never exist in my mind
Fall guys
short leg
n o t g o n n a l i e
@waxen citrus, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Try speedrunning Celeste
stop posting about among us I'm tired of seeing it
my friends on tiktok send me memes on discord it's memes
where is among us
sus
a
Thanks
yes
Has anyone known about the OneShot game
I was in a server right?and all of the channels were just among us stuff
AHHHHHHHHH!!
True
One of the mods in a server I'm in actually banned amogus memes for a while, and after the unban ppl still post them lol
I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said, "babe when the underwear is SUS!HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING"
Pixel art style Platformer Indie games are my type of games
I looked at a trashcan and said "THATS A BIG SUSSY"
Made a few modifications

what's the best f & f movie?
I love how they went from street racing to spy missions
yes the airdrop scene
Furious 7
The Highest grossing f&f film
Fast five should've ended there
I liked f&f 5
Fact and Fordus
@halcyon marten, F&F, FNF?
Oh well furious gotta go fast
Fast and furious
Because of Paul Walker death and See You Again
Can someone help me make a higher quality gif. 
sus pend
What that

wth is that
Flood
she wears sandals with socks wtf 
i think thats 7, i remember watching F8 during my bday 
Diarrhea
I do too
br
Go watch meta runner
So far my favorite scene in Furious 7 is the scene where they took a fast car inside a tall building and jumped from one building to the next


I did
@teal prism hi
How impudent of me to mistake a masterpiece movie with a low-key game, with remorse, I plead for your forgiveness.
@slate beacon 
Hello my man
@humble comet wanna wear this?
no
And they glided down to building and to building
bruh there's a bee in the train
Cant have crap in Detroit

cat evolution
The stunts quickly went to 11 in Furious 7
@humble comet, Ace Attorney Dai Gyakuten Saiban.
Because cool cars can be cooler
What's this
Oi what’s my snorlax doing there
@humble comet, Ace Attorney but Japanese but British.
yes makes total sense 
Ah
house seller: sell a house
also H seller: take away only
what they doin doe
@humble comet....
NO
Maid.
In Fate of the Furious or Fast and Furious 8, the enemy hacked hundreds of cars to chase down their target

YOU HAVE SAID MAID
WHO SHALL BE IT
Sorry, but I prefer NO MAID
Run
oldman are you lurking?
Flame thrower pls
does anyone else have dreams about discord?
@humble comet COME HERE
I wish I had a dream where I burn you with a flamethrower
@honest walrus qqttt


@slender dirge, I mean, Iron Maiden.
Yas?
Ancient maid outfit:
Anyone wants the 2 fast and 2 furious clip where they tricked the cops
And in Hobbs and Shaw, Dwayne Johnson's character literally held a chain that has the enemy Helicopter attached to it
So cute!!!
No I only have dreams of falling in an endless void of darkness because my dreams even know that I'm going to hell
Yes
Have mercy 
what did u eat today qqtt

hmm yes
TORTURE DEVICE
adobo qtt
@dim ocean, Ugh!
We will attach Maid land
wha qqt
ghidora the booli
NO
mrmemelord the unfunny meme dealer
accurate representation of me

Worst Duke Nukem Meme Ever Made
@waxen citrus did u reach champ?
Also gtg bye
I didn't realize that I did
Who is the funny meme dealer
me neither
I mean Attack Maid land
anyways
No
In the first glance, it is apparently a torture device but torture device is just a mask of this gallant outfit. Everyone who wears this outfit remains SPEECHLESS.
free nitro nob
This is it 
@slender dirge if you give me a maid lopunny i might consider
If only I got it
@arctic sandlocalmemedealer
if only I GOT IT
gib nob
I guess I was trying to use that feature about the background
Iron Maiden.
nob
Who the hell is @Your
Maids must be 🔥
I can't gift it lol
idk
gib
Not anime-like.
Imagine thinking Samsung "Sam" is official
🤷
i havent even seen it yet
I still think the Samsung E girl thing is some kind of April Joke
@idle sail hru?
gib, not redeem
April Fools has already passed
eh
ur nobiness is unreel
Fast and furious irl
la
spelling pro
Oml
Hi
rpo
Pixel Furious when?

Why haven’t we gotten a lego jp build yet 
Well it was at some point but they decided to scrap the idea
Once I get a Microsoft laptop to do render 
Guys look at these maids 👀
No like, Samsung "Sam" was never officially endorsed by Samsung themselves
Sonic
Perfect maid outfit
pain

Ik
Due to the ridiculousness of the stunts in Furious 7, someone made an animation on what the movie would be like if Fast and Furious 7 had "Realistic Stunts"
BURN THE GACHA LIFE MAID

Gacha is illegal here (for some reason)
I know you want it
samsung sam is a trap
SONIIIIIC
commit war 
Obviously
Hello Cookie from Mobile Legends
Thanks, it's gotten my interest to watch it more 


BOB CHOLO
The bad ending
as i walk through the valley
Anyone wanna repost Bob Cholo again

Bob cholo
pew
Is he gone
Imma eat it
No 
cuts dead lion
Cat meat
Steals Simba*
Imagine falling in love with a Video Game Character
hmm yes
yea im still gonna eat that, i was not sad when I watched that seen, its a cartoon movie, someone is always bound to die
totally not me 😎
Now that I think of it the niece could just maliciously eat the cats
Happy tree friends
I kinda love Niko from the OneShot game
Even YouTube says it's kid friendly
I haven't played the game but I heard it's nice
who let u into holy gang?
we're entering a new era of anime girls used for advertising
Nvm
seriously, who let u into holy gang
Bruh I just listened to the whole thing
The founder of Holy gang
they could easily get in by themselves
and who is the founder?
Cause I was interested
man testing lol
sus
IDK kinda forgot his name
fake member
Sus
Fake member
Apparently I have this
shhhhhh
why do I have this nickname lol
GrieferJesus was it
@noble mirage pfp 😳
@humble comet sis teach me how to do pushups without hands
Mouse.
yep
invest in doge coin
Bc its Pride month 
great idea
Bruh
Not SIM card - Emergency 1...
who thinks la prune vids are cringe?
im going to bed, later dudes and dudets
i think you should go to bed
Missile
pro 3d
sis i just woke up
And people who love a video game character for some reason
rate nickname 🥲
i don't care
SIS ITS 9:45 AM
damn
go to sleep again
Gn and also dont forget to give yo homies a goodnight kiss
SIS I WOKE UP AT 5 AM TODAY, NOT FOR SLEEPING AGAIN LATER
I didn't know a 3 headed dragon had a sister
sleep or i'll schnock you out clean

ok, good night
Gn
well, daddy stach had quite some interests in other things
Infact I do wanna play it
But I am 100% sure that OneShot is a paid game
hmmhmhmhm
try me sis
Like every other game in steam that I want to play
cool stach is a father
Just the intro
no he's the daddy

Sus
go to sleep
amogus
Man
the daddy?
No grass 
the gore!!!
Where 
depressun
ah nvm 

the cow want sum salt water
Sun
ok he went to sleep

stach
bruuh

Moment
if you don't go to sleep i'm cursing you
guys the legendary generic fight between siblings is happening, get out of the way before you get hurt
and ill tell mom that you have 69 boyfriends
that's it
yes
can I stand by the side?
STAY OUTTA THE WAY
b r u h
Hold up guys res explaining the pixe gun lore
was that supposed to be an attack sis?
you are weak
i'll see you in your dreams nerd
dead
That’s horrific! Hilarious.
Oh no! anyways.
WHY LUIGI 🗿
???
What is this cryptic bible text

True
f
water
WAIT WHEN WAS E3
I have several bodies and arms torn off on my display
Best bio
or is
horrible
@humble comet DIE
i lost perception of time
The bodies were mutilated beyond recognition.
I get mute 
🥲
I actually can’t identify who’s arm goes to who tho
E3 better have Metroid Prime 4 despite me being quite the outsider for the Metroid Prime games
while we are all talking there's a virtual fight happening
Just guess who's arm it is
epic
⛑️ i got em helmets
No but they end up like michael
a
yes
Mr bean is superior
Mr bean
maybe
i still can't get over the reggie pfp
chill, its pride month 
Amazing World of Gumball
episode name: The Turtle
what does that have to do with the rat.
Where is the Rainbow Dash Gun
hmmm
homo.
Bruh imagine
PG3D Furry update
when
Imp
no
W H A T D O E S T H A T H A V E T O D O W I T H T H E R A T
And Yes I am NOT a Furry
the roleplay on sandbox will get worse
Furry hunter set
i question humanity.
Dont question it, enjoy it 
Looks good
WAAAAAAA
It's evolving
i question existence
It has 6 limbs and a spiritual spear 
what is that
A suffering being
I need this Cartoon Battle Pass
that quality is just aids wtf
you think that's gonna do anything
ikr
youve already lost ur legs sis
More limbs = more stuff = better
The Rainbow Dash gun is a weapon we dont want, but the weapon we need
I didn't need a bronie gun
get it then

Fortunately The Black Market gods have blessed me with the 2200 credits offer
and goku took it
cool virtual fight happening 
Ruler of maid spared me 
yes yes i talk to my microwave also
sad and happy
hhahahshshhshshshshs, T E D D Y
teddy
DRIF
Then crashes
griffin
Thank You
for
Shopping
with Us
But it’s heart and head can’t take it it’s in constant pain 
then i'll ask dad to disown you ;P
Hi
YES
It's for science so it doesn't matter
wow that's depressing
rip that bee
last frame is epic
You didn’t watch the end?
the car at the end rlly said "to be continued"
Oh I made sure of that
Lets everyone go P2w
I did lol
seeing that rat and knowing the voice actor just
i
COINSSS
c
Getting hit by a car in pg is kinda worse this is clearly a joke
sucks
aaaaa my images arent loading
goku do be doing touhou
bruh what is that browser
What would you do if you found a lamp, rub it and a genie comes out and it turns out to be Will Smith.
i would ask it for infinite wishes
Aight imma dip
Goodbye everyone
bye men
men
Good naightt
No, ask it for Fortnite and Mark--- Brownlee
marques brownlee
things that arent for nobs like u sis
oh, i would ask it to revive my dead dog, i miss it alot 
opera gx is superior
bobux
Complete grinder looks like the an melee excluded from underwater research set.
for nobs like u sis, yes
you want another beating nerd?
i would if pgw was still around
nerd, im the one who beat u up
i think thats intended
smae
If PGW was still around, 2020 would never happened
pgw in 2015 would beat pg3d 2021 tbh
Who would win
close pg3d, reopen pgw
@zealous hornet can you turn around for a sec
wha
please
Turn around
the road.
No, the pointer would win
i would win
sis, im in the bathroom
and ur outside

turn around i said
Touch the grass
da
whatever
i did now?
Ah yes for science
no
rock
what am i looking at wtf lmao
what
Will you do it for cake
Papel
water
papel
Guys it’s just suffering I don’t see any problem here
i miss spamming this
yes
still sorta powerful
@zealous hornet this is you
Lmao
Did you know High Voltage used to have a scope
No
kinda want to edit that.
UAAAAAH
hiii cookie! sorry late reply
can you change pfp 
Coo kie
Add mario
its ok ❤️
this is you sis
Fun fact of the day
no that's him
Damn that dino thicc
no

thicc
secret gone too bad
rip
Aw mannnn
it's a secret.
shhhhhhhhhhh
i wanted to show them the secret
promote my guy emperor when :>
who knows how to close steam iv been trying for an hour
ste
I bet you’ll have it open for a year
AAHH
r
Lmehdaj
pov: you said 3cat was unfair
pov: you said "3 cringe spam" in 3cs lobby
Fun fact of the day 2
HEROBRINE
herobrain
Fun fact of the day my nose hurts
scratch it
L
if it hurts beat it up.
mmmmmmmmmm
Fun fact of the day 2 you prob spam battle falcon
i'm gonna go talk to niko
show that nose whos boss of pain
Fun fact of the day 3 you prob dont have battle falcon
Who wants a third fun fact
i can't see the rat without thinking of him
Minecraft was released in open alpha in 2009
I do 
oh you like reggie too, isnt it 
@humble comet yeah man you're spamming
Man twitter stupid
no it's just that i
get the out!!
you laik it!!
Battle pass
BRUH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Here’s your third and final fact of day
Reason: Posted a link
L
you missed
L
@humble comet sheev, it's all good now I told him to not spam and he listened 👍
Link
tiktok bad
proo, i wanna meet him
hold that fat L
you don't
pin
Not swag
hmmm
It was the video behind the halord meme
well he's an acquaintance to say the least
i think he hates me though
I found his past
NOOBNOBNOB
amogus, red, sus
:themikestare:
rip
The rock moment
yep
Meme stealing lisence please
gruh
the death stare is reel
are u for real my guy
reposting is no fun kids
Noyes
don't steal videos and post them expecting people to react differently
says the biggest reposter of the server
you're fat and i hate you
we dont use the license system anymore, its a steal or be stolen world now
i had to warn him myself too
you arent slim yourself sis, and the feeling is mutual sis 🙂
ok ok
Imagine complaining about game companies milking franchises while you're recycling the same Amogus joke like 500 times.
i will tell dad about this
Lma
so will i
That head is bigger than its body lmao
FR THOUGH
Oh you think that’s small?
Amogus is funny tho
Amohus
not really
you are the reason to why shampoo has instructions
it gets old after awhile
memes get old
what are you doinnn
Just like dababy meme died
i understand that's "how they work" apparently
Smoll head
but it's like a joke
mr elon
you tell it once
you laugh
if you tell it twice
maybe a little chuckle
hhahahahhaHGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
its the same scenario with rickrolls
Among us anyone?
"when the imposter is sus!"
"amogus"
got bored of it
if you tell it the third time
sometimes they are funny sometimes they are dissapointing

you look at it with a blank facial expression
memes are braindead
The problem with Amogus is that I see it everywhere 
people just don't have anything funny anymore
Because everything funny faded in 2019
the thing is, things get boring after getting used to it
Amogus is just a reskin of the Illuminati Confirmed meme
I just hate it
we are slowly turning into a society where dad jokes will be funny again
ur dad
🥲
I feel the real problemo is that amogus
whoa, the bathroom trash can?!
wait that my dad too-
sus
Also I don’t see a problem with people telling the same joke over and over
the real problem is that people milk them to death
Let them have their fun.
the same joke repeated over and over again is like a broken disk
it doesn't change and it doesn't stop
Well then let them. If they start nagin at ya then I see where you could be annoyed.
amgus
turbo child
.......
water cannon
that just reminded me of carson :despair:
But if your getting annoyed at something like kids play fortnite or doing something “cringe” dunno what to tell ya.
i'm gonna go cry in a corner now
HOW IS HE FIRING THAT WATER?
How about slap them 
it goes in his-

bye sis

attacccc, too op to keep alive
shut up nerd
shut up sis, or ill tell dad to export you to a mental hospital

do it
touch bubble wrap
Moe the lawn
i'll pull a joker and blow it up
Touch human stressball

a
I swear :froggy is too good of an emote
no fnf
A
ill tell him to put you in a sky balloon prison
A
Rap battle me
that draw is much better than my draws 
peanut bf
man what the hell
It’s literally tari
i actually need to take a quick break brb

go cry sis
Yes
If you think about it, 3 major events of 2021 are just reskins of 3 major events of 2015.
Friday Night Funkins immense popularity = Undertales immense popularity
Dreams weird fanbase = Markiplier and Jacksepticeyes weird fanbase
Amogus memes = Illuminati Confirmed memes
NNNOOOOOHHHH 
Looks like the coast is clear
Yes
big chingus
Susgus
Gus
I'm safe away from that maid dude 
Sus

Sorry but we do not accept Maids
^
monkey
mokneys
Mokey sus
ok
monkey.
evolution
brgin bcak :yeaok: now!!
Moke food
How to sum up Aladdin 2019
mokney car
Moke mobile 
Coke food 
hmmm
Zeus
subway
Ah dangit where’s the video I was gonna download it 

YOOO :0
yoo
embrace the monke
Yes moke embrace
***someone's gonna be femboy ***
Maid dresses are overrated

he smoke
but he like green
@humble comet 😳
Monke
i wonder why he died :(
Who did
y u throwing bricks of weed at him
Death is among us
:FLOOSH:
no
Mogus
@Mods!!
flush
No maids
Holy frik
Allowed
Attack helicopter
Whats up with the maids
That will be shotgunned and flamethrowered and Rocket Launchered
No finn NOOOO
Scary
IK right
Very bad
what a creepy and disturbing image
ok
Maids must be killed
Naw they clean
Are you talking to me?
Yes
I didn't know brawl talked
@quartz ingot ok that isn't you who become femboy :pepelaugh:
:pepelaugh:
actually it was kanaenae gril
he's srsly running out of content
hmmm
lmao
If you support maids then why are you in holy gang
nsfw
tf
wot
Why is slime coming out
yes
bruh
They clean stuff, theres nothing more to it
because nsfw c word
@zealous hornet


what nerd?
girl skin?!?!?
ily
caca skin
Not those kinds of Maids
what are you talking about guys 
boi
where did that change of attitude come from sis?
did u hit ur head hard on a rock?
ok
There are types of maids?
You used to have Vanossgaming pfp, What happened to you
What influence convinced you
The normal maids, those that clean your houses
And the Anime maids

Anime maids clean anime houses right
RN you support maid suits
@halcyon marten I clearly don’t 
da
babe
Your hiding your crimes
da babe
brick of weeds
smok
Maid huntin kit
nice
give
where is tactical knife
Where is my flamethrower
No I never speak of that again
uh
Y do u use a yoyo to hunt maids
I just woke up. I finished reading the morning pancake and eating the news paper


