#🤯│off-topic
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@half cosmos dm me it
bluecord?
yea 
bluecord stonks
but some servers consider it hack so i already get kicked of some lul
idc what anyone says sam is the best A.I out there
shes mute
shes just hot so
who
@half cosmos i’ll learn sign language just to understand what she is saying
that was a pro gamer card swipe bro, I will give u that
samsung virtual assistant
oh
Poggies
pro
you know what else is poggies?

Hm?
samsungs new A.i being introduced to iphones
Oh, that new Samsung update thingy?
idk about that but all i know that there is gonna be a new A.I called sam that is gonna be on samsung phones
@heady sigil ello
man
no

double bruh

ik the perfect way to make that img even better
I want to delete that scene
please tell me
plz do
gaming
gaming
@alpine hill no chains pal
bruuuuh rlly
i will gladly accept it
no gaming 
ur names David?
@alpine hill no chains pal
do you want me to order 5 of those for you?
Dhawk
@alpine hill no chains pal
Get the new rtx 3080 tie
NOOOOOO-
we dont forgotten about u, pay us.
yeah next year when they're available
that cost like 80% of what I make in a month
I was hoping for it to be like 900-1k
okay just sell your house and everything you own give me the money and i’ll buy it for you and i’ll keep the leftover money
but 1.2k
Did that old guy actuallt pronounce it right and this while time people were saying t i
Or is that man fooling
man Nvidia rly trying to squeeze more money out of us
mods chat now, i must leave
1.2k for that crap
3080ti only like 10% faster than the 3080 for almost twice the price
Man you'll never do that
k fine 
Can't be wasting that much
3070ti tho I might actually try and cop
its 600
@sick fjord bruh how much money do you make a month
I make 50 cents an hour
illegal
I can spend 600 on a card without putting too much strain in my bank acc
i make $80 an hour
by simping
How dare they overwork me for 18 hours a day
i make $0 an hour
thats good
how dare my boss overwork me with my life
@violet veldt should i return the phone back and buy my friends phone for $300?
I am so hot RN
bru-
@alpine hill i kinda got a job for when i turn 18
take off your shirt
work on mcdonalds😎
it only pays me $530-$600 a month tho
no
Nah McDonald's sucks
yes
I dont have a shirt
im getting a part time at old navy
Although slapping a cheese slice at a corner sounds fun
work on wall street
The iconic off-centered slice of cheese
?hug @idle sail 
work wall street*
Probably gonna end up working at some warehouse job
Tell Stach that 💀, he bought two of their menus ;-;
cuz ur strong but stooped 
why try here
should i buy a lexus ls400
No because all other jobs pay suck
Oh
can Devs make the liquidator Z1 purchasable with money, and not coupons
how do you even pay for nitro
I didn't
No college = sad noises

Quite frankly I didn't asked to be gifted
andy downloaded nitro
And I will return the favor whenever I'm broke
everyone who use discord for more than 5 years probably have no future
I- Andy why-
nice
you're using discord right now
i know
We're all wasting time
I- uhh...... still... I'm still like wth just happened lmao
we know
off topic.
now I'll continue to do that
i have no future
I swear to god if unity steals half my gems again...
it is
what is that thing on the side?
It shows my performance if i click on it
10 fps with 300 ping in brazil servers😎

||Is Loadout 6 even gonna come
||
ok
ok
god why is there so many people taking 200 years to write something
Dude literally this one time I spared a newbie in pixel gun br thinking he’d die to the storm just for him to appear at the end like this 
He had fatal melter and plasma mini gun. He was cornering me.
le trolling
mcdonalda new bts meal is made out of trash
Ehhh
what you was expecting racing against the same car?
lol
Uhhh... is that true 
yus u do
when the food too good
Salt
Add salt to everything bruh
absolute banger

Yes
yes
Yes
When I matched killer chord
spammer
Killer Chord
I got mcdonalds and the bag has the words bts meal although i didn’t buy the bts meal
bts meel
trash
Its not a meal
meel
Also this is the bag (i didn’t buy the bts meal)
ok so the phone should arrive in like 10 minute
Bruh you actually bought it?
yes

Ikr
Thnk u :>
sam is life
if no sam then me no
the saddest quote in the history
apples am I right chat
no
Help Trin sayin I have ice fetish 
Ice fetish¿lmaowhat
dang
samsung god tier
Noting
I eat cheese
bruh you're still rickrolling in 2021 go outside and stop living in 2013
who said it was a Rick roll, its a banger
🧢
ooh nice hat
me and the homies at the pool
frrrr
@violet veldt wanna see the unboxing of the phone
noe
i already opened the box and everything but idk how to open sam
I found my enemy
use bigger gun
Extraction chapter 2 coming on zombie stories this friday yes 
@violet veldt wanna make a deal
I like the song
sure
or a bet or whatever
good.
maybe
if sam doesn’t get added in the samsung phone i’ll spend 15 hours in complete darkness with no phone and communication
i dont want you to do that but okay
and if it does get added then you give me everything you own
mf
ok we shook hands on that
Aka, sleep
yessir
i had my fingers crossed
@violet veldt
doesn’t work
@humble comet
Did u see 😳 😳
too bad
i sleep 17 hours a day
what
Ur dm.
no theres nothing there
Meanwhile the changes coming with it came early and everyone grinded with the weekend's double XP and Z$ 
I'm hoping for any Jack Carbine skin to come in the shop so i can spend the 5k i got
OLD COMICS guys!
soldiers city is getting sorrounded by the mosnters
looks the same to me
compare they, check actual ones
oh
@nimble gull imagine still not being unmuted
how long have they been muted for?
8 hours or so
oh
look at the position of this
so
Im going insane
drip pig
Am I just dumb or is there nothing wrong with it
Yeah ion see anything
damnnnn statbot new look 👀

ok
Well Im not unstraight.
wtf
Idk man cringe gacha kids
Ikr
i’m telling you gacha kids are stupid
Ikr
@nimble gull imagine being muted for almost 11 hrs
the game needs to be deleted and the developers needs to be locked up in a north korea prison
texas
wut
texas
texas
Ye lol
here too whta it says here??
blood??
blue blood??? (this could be blood of a monster)
It's old smeared spray paint
oh.
I mean, it probably smeared and drooped before it dried.
do a explotion occur?? during the succes? (the destroyed tank is near this?)
probably alien 
Woah.
yeah. or someth else
Might be graffiti.
wth is this?
yea
An eye
it looks like an eye
yeah like bad painted
ye but what it means?
it’s an eye
ikr but what it means on the graffiti (it could be painted during the succes)
If I were to come up with a story, maybe the city wasn't exactly a good part of town before the zombie outbreak. There could have been gangs or stuff.
it just means it’s an eye
@humble comet hola fan de bna
i agree
who will sacrifice his life only to put waring (maybe military or poolice(this could be a building or a zone with a bunh of infected
idk
Minecraft Door
@humble comet ahora solo falta que te pongas de bearstars
ikr.
no soy furro minoria
here too
Si eres
XD
smoke?? (military could being throwing smoke grenades)
Tu perfil dice lo contrario @humble comet
Maybe they put up official warning signs before the zombies came into the city
another explotion occured during the sucess??
yeah or before the zombies could get to that area
@static loom tenia que ser el machito
Si ahora ponte a hacer la cena
comedy
another warning sign (in the city center) what this graffiti means??
Roleplay in off topic._.?
lmao.
it means nothing
Though to be perfectly honest, we likely won't get any answers on why the graffiti exists, so it's probably decorations.
it could mean someth
it could describe what was happening
all the graffiti literally don’t mean anything @humble comet
ok and? im just making theories 
some do but some don’t
XD
XD
XD
u say all the graffiti doeesnt mean nothing 
man i fell down 70k feet from laughing
yes that’s because majority of them don’t actually mean anything
@humble comet
well, who wil put this up here (the only way to put it is on a chopper, inside the building or in that building
well i will like to post this in general
@humble comet
ritz car 😎 👊
@humble comet
yessir
pancho
did they guy that put this falled and die?
@humble comet vos en la foto
te voy a funar por eso
bonk
where
0-0
@humble comet
G O R E!!!
@humble comet a poco x?
i don’t even know what it says
a poco si pa?
@humble comet a person who use uwu and the meme
this could say that some thing exploted in that area
@humble comet puede ser pa
puede ser que venga a la vecindad
@humble comet pampum
Yo si
Tu vieja ranchera
bark
i want to eat it
@humble comet
same
onta el doctor que tambien es astronauta
Solo es la familia toreto
how u will close a street like this ( if theres not the other barricade)
Congrats @humble comet, you've just ranked up to Silver | Level 10 🎉
pog
@humble comet
el gasolina diesel
El bien dicen
@humble comet
this graffiti could be like this way is closed
@humble comet why don’t you upload pics in #🔫│weapons-and-loadouts
fine..
Yawn still typing
😳 ok
hai

Bru 3 mins and hi 
sleep
?Hug @humble comet
@idle sail just hugged @humble comet with love.
Happy happy
idk just wait untill it goes away
?pat @idle sail
Watch Auronplay
Toxiko
the glory days
cantaloupe?
Tuntuntun
THESTORM.jpg
THE_STORM.jpg*
underscore
I got kicked from a server and lost 1k pings
ok
did you get kicked from crystal city
No
ok good
cops n robbers is nice game to making 3d weapons
hmm
🤣
@humble comet morning 
morning cookie
scout bonk
i need to get stacy's attention somebody help me
@reef pollen
@orchid prism
oh ok
species @nimble gull oh yeah nickname
no luck then
lemme check what happened
@reef pollen hi dad
oh no
umm
time to leave for milk
@Stach 🥀#6346
WAIT NO DINT GI
God damn it
@alpine hill hello 

ayo let me go with you
Hello

sure, we aint ever returning
Hello everyone 👋

I'll pass I'm already an uncle
For who? I'll get rid of them if that's all
Does anyone have a epic rarity apocalypse and it it good for block crash?
I'll kindly ask them to stop having you be thier uncle
@tulip topaz no
Bruh she's a kid 
rarity doesn't affect area effect
Wanna be my dad
This sentence sounds weird when I said it aloud
Age is nothing to me
Uhhhh
uhhh
I wanna say something but I just can't
Yeah true dudes weird
discomfort
@alpine hill what level mods does magic bow need to one tap dev without burn
I think I'ma draw the line myself
Discord short for discomfort
@violet veldt idk prob 9
ok
At its finest 
Or actually dont think it 1 shots head at all
nOOOOOOO
@alpine hill do u have mythic apocalypse?
@violet veldt 
man I'm talking about getting rid of a nine year old the heck
Almost have 8 for kinetic I think
9*
jaysus
jaysus
highest mod i have is level 7 kinetic for sniper
jaysus
Gem takeaway glitches cant stop me
Scpsus
Ewww imagine using high damage
epic win i think
Ur tryna say low dmg better?
Imagine using guns
Imagine breathing
Use pet rock ya nerd
@alpine hill mute me untill 25th of June so my dyno warns reset pls
Ban?
yes
?mute @tulip topaz 5y
Imagine using iron to get oxygen
when air
Would i get unbanned after 25th of june?
Dystopia shall be muted
No
DAD
@alpine hill quick question
is the new samsung assistant girl hot
j
hi dad hru
hi son
Samsung girl
youre gonna like it
Holy I thought you were gonna run WAIT NO
Ban me for 1 months so my annoying warns dissappear
@nimble gull pro
Just killed a woman feeling good
Never
pro
I saw
milkkkkk 
Ur not a pro unless pet rock
imagine simping for a virtual girl
Eww wtf is that
all im saying is THOSE THIGHS
wrong answer trin.
@reef pollen Demon slayer us poopy
My guy
samsung gir-
SAMSUNG MEN

okay nvm
ur grounded
Hehe
actually imma put u up for adoption
Nice
wait NO STOL NK NOO
She looks like if the year 2008 was a person
u cappin
Imagine being adopted couldn't be me
reject modernity
return to monke
ok
@reef pollen dada no It was a joke I love demon slayer :(
🐒
Demon slayer is for weebs
@humble comet ur name bouta be changed till u call me by right name
@violet veldt so who is the girl in your pfp
Tanjiro is my favorite character
beido
no thanks stan
The only anime I ever watched was 2 episodes and it was weird af
Reject monke
Return to cells
stacy
Hm?
do i hab to remute someone
reject cells
return to basic elements
ohoho no
:tpo-1:
Yes
@nimble gull 
:cirnowave:
don't leave me dad :(
@reef pollen
@alpine hill can I say the name of an anime if its not an appropriate anime but the name is appropriate?
stash
Hes trying get the milk chilll
No :(

i have a bad feeling
@reef pollen satsh
@tulip topaz He's not :(
u have a bad feeling
He left u at the cashier counter i guess
NO MY NICKNAME
Just sell him on the dark web for 5 bucks
Make it 3 bucks and we have a deal
@alpine hill NO STOP
city
Ok take em
Yay
@reef pollen NOOOO
he's adopted
@humble comet 
NOOO
i will fight you
No I retailed him for 4$
I'm not adopted NOO

u are
sup witchu 
MERCY NO MORE I LOVE DEMON SLAYER ABD FRIDGES
@reef pollen can i be ur son i have a job and money
if i had external perms i would curbstomp yo
Demon slayer is trash . Silence
@violet veldt GO AWAY
oh bet
dad no dad pls no pls dad no pls dad pls.
The only good anime was that 2 episode weird one
NOOOOOO
@violet veldt HOW COULD YOU
@reef pollen 🍔 🍔 🍔
good son
DAD NO PLS
man
Stach behind on the child support tho
i wont leave for milk
HOW COULD YOI
Stach colt?
@violet veldt you don't want stach as your dad
Leave for the orange juice instead
real res
Stach new pfp cool tho ngl
What am I expired milk?!!!!
he eats boogers
i adopt you so stach is your grandaddy 
Yes
?setnick @cunning garden expired milk
Nickname changed.
hospital from the farm
Uhhh ok
DAD NO PLS NOOO
Hello @cunning garden
expired adopted son
@cunning garden smelly
Yes
STOP THE BULLING AND SAY APRIL FOOLS
no
bulling
It’s April? 
Doppel-Kill
@cunning garden he aint coming back

today is the worst day ever first my dad puts me up for adoption then he adopts my friend RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE
yay stacy's gone
Ngl i would be triggered if somone messed up my name it took a while to get all the letters from different websitez
I'm gonna go cry about it
Nice
Ive sperienced internet in icognito, ill shall now perish and clean my head
keep that name for 1 week c: thats ur punishment
society when stacy: 🏙️
society when stach: 🏚
square up stach
YAY
aw a simp of mine
imma show you what 2012 club penguin rp does to a loser like me
Stach simps tho
I love you dad 💕❤️💕


fight me doctor
No me to weak
noob
Beuh i just realized it took me like 8 websites to get my name
ur doctor looks not normal
gruh
He has an allergic reaction to dyno mutes
A 15 year old simping for stach tho
what do you mean
simping for my dad huh?
Gruh
@reef pollen how old
lol j
i uh old enough for u
Chill
I'm 17
Andy + Stach = sandy
woah dad new dad??
yo what the actual

@alpine hill Are you a new dad?

:aliencattalk:
No
you regreting now @humble comet
i'm not calling you by your name stacy
ok bet
chaos over nicknames
ooo
Stacy
Stacy
Stach
only andy can called me stacy unpunished
noob
ayo wanna go back to adoption center
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN NO NO
i've got the fastest fingers in the west
Is stachs real name Stacy tho?
Ayo privilege
don't call him that :(
you aint gonna catch me lackin
pro
Stach scary
lob u 
@cunning garden lol nerd
imagine nerd
i'll give you 50 burgers in dms if you put him in adoption center
Imagine being 15
@violet veldt I expect you to pay up :)
shut up
15
YOU CAN'T BRIBE DAD
yooo minecraft heart
tempting
Fun fact this sentence sounds creepy when u whisper it
watch
No stopppp
JENSBZBDSB PRAISE THE BLOCK ITS A SIGN
i'm waiting
and 20 large drinks
?setnick @cunning garden square
Nickname changed.
?afk callin adoption center brb
@reef pollen I set your AFK: callin adoption center brb
Woah it works
square

?stenkic
Stay yer or be square
Lol
my head is spinning
@exotic turret open a window
go to bed
can't
imagine going to bed
eng test
@alpine hill are mods allowed to mess with peoples names if they don't want it messed up?
@violet veldt hi
uuf
@reef pollen NO STOP
Stach 🥀 is AFK: callin adoption center brb - a minute ago
I'm done but I still got like
@humble comet thatll be 20 bucks
haha adopted
no thank you
55 mins worth of free time
MY NAME IS EXPIRED MILK NO
I just wanted to see if the command worked
@alpine hill WHY USE IT ON ME
you're not my dad
wait
dad noo :(
idk don't know who to use it on
wait yes i am
@alpine hill they're like six people in the chat
?setnick
Not me
Description: Change the nickname of a user.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: ?setnick [user] [new nickname]
Example: ?setnick MEE6 Kick Me
no you're not
then pay up
no
I got this damn name from a website I forgot it better not go
you're getting scammed nerd
@alpine hill set this mans nick for me pla
give me your money
what should I put here...
?setnick @violet veldt e
@noble mirage im in game my name is the usual
Nickname changed.
?setnick @humble comet name
Ur mom
Unable to change nickname for Res#7175.
cool

epic win !
dynoError Unable to change nickname for Res#7175.
Are mods able to delete channels?
@violet veldt get owned nerd
name?
I simp for cycler
k
crimg
create the room
i have the tm logo so pay up or get sued
@noble mirage We can do that still?
you can't sue me
ee
@tulip topaz.... I have heard that YOU declared a war?
i have actual papers
that's illegal
yeah, without pass
Made it @noble mirage
:cxxlninja2004emoji:
where are they
pain, ads
@noble mirage Oof who's going first?
hmm
NOO
pain
Why she died while pixel man still stuck inside game?
here
real strawberry cookie
Should I spill out my massive pixel gun pixel theory?
that's just your homework
lets just go to the incident until we get matchmaked
i said papers
poo ok
@alpine hill give me mod role for 5 sec and I promise to not delete general
@noble mirage Shouldn't take to long who's going first
Kk
also nice wristband
@violet veldt I rlly like ur hair
not copyright papers doe
join to da incident map
@noble mirage who first?
so i aint payin you nothin
Lemme just put it simply: pixe man time skip or travel to future meaning pixel gorl died long ago
ok so if ur me that means you have depression 
how many parts u need
ooo
@noble mirage Oh umm I kinda need winners lmao
i'm done
e
rekt
its time to shut off the simulation
but isn't he last time inside game machine stuck with game difficulty?
I think stach is mad at me lol
oh true lets trade winners
But I know this sounds stupid but krampus kills pixel gorl before or during events of world 5
poo
poo
@reef pollen YOUUUUUUU
@noble mirage Can I get this one I have 380
:)
k
Call me stach
Yes he was virtually warped into the code so the time skip
crownered
no
@reef pollen HI DAD
Ew
i refuse to call you that stanley
@reef pollen hi satire comedy
i don't regret anything

well I think BLOQ lore is way far than this
Stach kinda sounding a little sus

Bloq is more of a separate corp that ties in here and there
mmm
But he said he's in the internet for 3 years so I don't think a kid could age to 90 years old in 3 years.
i'm gonna go get some water
o: joe blo
what u got
wh
does he have to do anything about cyberpunk stuff in future?
whatur
quick
Sure bloq funded the exoskeletons, controlled the future, funded an space expedition for expi season
Lol
BLOQ made various things
Pixel man?
now a winner?
@noble mirage nothing good no parts who first m
Yeah
Yes
the exoskeletons, AI Pistol, Super Drill
i got 943 gems left
sweet jesus
@noble mirage 694 damn lmao
meh? then you
and the set event BLOQ tyrant set or sth
Oh boy so here’s where there’s like a paradox
Sure ofc lmao
@violet veldt you will never be like me
@reef pollen why u mad at me
It took quite a while to recreate him
idc i have thy name
you don't have the style or the sheer power that i have
Paradox is too big a word pls shorten it
you are a mere ant in my path to greatness
BLOQ is just PG3Ds Atlas Corporation change my mind
and therefore you shall be disowned
Some said there also some lore behind name of fear and despair and maximum cruelty
"KACHIGGA"
-Chick Hicks (Disney's Cars)
I have no idea what that is
When ur allergic to ants
@reef pollen i'll call you by your name if you disown trin
do it
Sus.
I can just look it up on the cod wiki but honestly MW factions like SAS are more interesting
Uh
So like we know pixel man gets warped into pixel gun 3d game controlled by cubic and we know cubic is a representation of cubic games and everyone is stuck in that universe so are we all canonically part of the cannon? This would make sense that pixel man is in so many places like the elemental halls map thing for oriental season.
lol
Deal
Stach blocked me i think lol
you cant do that since i disown myself from you
Atlas Corporation started as the protagonist in Advanced Warfares campaign until they were revealed to be the games main antagonist.
ok he abandoned you no deal
Well I can't blame him
oh twist villain faction
:/
e, 100 submarine drone parts..
I mean the most I can pick pocket out of that is that their oppresser weapons from the head bloq boi
nah we just a user in pg3d
@noble mirage Shoot fs bro
I blockee everyone
Imma go cry inna corner
y0plix
man
Dunno man trynna think outside the box here
is a g
i just need 100 parts for any, your turn
then wb cordis die
or is that on another game?
ok
outside the boxes are infinite void
glad stacy is gone
@humble comet
I know 
Ew
simp
there can only be one
💥
If a 2008 biker became an egirl
Dadm
samsung men when
When Atlas Corporation were revealed to be the antagonist, Mitchell joined a faction founded by his former US Military friends called the "Senitel Task Force" to stop them
DON'T LISTEN
nah- not me anyway
Andy and stach blocked me damn
so ur the mother
Already am



everytime



