#🤯│off-topic
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Wii Fitness Monster
One of my cousins in mexico is 8 and curses
Almost every kid does in mexico
True
Pretty much my entire family somewhat curses
Even my younger cousins know some swears 

Number 1 common punishment for spanish people: use the chanclas
Moms weapon 
If she throws it at you your dead
Imagine catching it
Then wait for the belt 
That's just gonna make it worse
The duck of reality :)
Reason: Posted a link
Exactly
Exactly
Trust me, I've had enough experience
the video is a link? tf LOL
Yup
I think you sent a link of a video
But my dad mostly uses his fists 
Remove link then
My dad switched from using the chanclas to the belt 
Evidence
I haven’t seen a duck in an year
Oof
Final boss battle 
bruh i said its a clip. read
Yes
Exactly
Gaming
Post it on yt, then download the vid from an app
nah i dont wanna post it on yt
Wouldn’t they already have the vid
Just do it unlisted 
fr who would go through the cycle to upload video, post it here? lol
Some apps bypass one of yt premium features 
iam rn
To remove link
I just record edit it then send it here
I literally did yesterday
You ever just snipe someone with a Shovel?
?

its a brawl stars clip. i went aggressive in a random game
What bullets does it need?
U guys play brawl stars
Yes
What’s ur id
Shovel Cal Bullets
Im also gonna play in another tournament but this one is a joke because the rules are "fox only, no items, final destination"
So that I can friend u
To the moon
Swag
i do
Is this you
When the when

No thats someone else because hikari is mythra's japanese name
Sad
Imao
Last time i played a zss in a tourney was never
But yeah i do use pythra in tournaments
I'll never play competitively like that
Wdym
No tourneys
What happened to robox
L
U mean robos
I dont wanna be toxico

Tourneys are not toxic
I have went against a toxic ness but he sded because he didnt know how to use pk thunder properly
Why am I there
Not even surprised as to why I'm there
Ok

Owo
help
Eat it
Grab it

What
Me wondering, what's with these creators and the police
And a bacon being a simp
Watched the dubbed version of this didn’t regret
L
Zygarde 100% Forme kinda 🔥
What the f
Shut up french
Where is french 😳
Frecnh
Yes
Elite golfer
Chad sport
Say crack my finger
But backwords
Indeed a man of culture
Yes
Gonna make it into the championship
Fr
Ok why more of this photo
mwahahahah
im in the top
ok
No type for 6 minute,I can say this DEAD CHAT
Oof
no you cant
Yes I can
nah
I just posted something
exactly
Time to ping clip poster for tron cat
Where is point 😐
There is no point
its mud


ok
Ok
ok
You can still give me your pfp...
no i already fixed it so no need
What is mean "already fixed it" 
You are not furry clip poster 
Ok
i do not steal gifs because i cant use them
Why you cant use 
memeatic
why does mematic claim every meme

Probably app
so they cant just make it without a watermark
I can delete watermark with 2 methods
1:take super screenshot
2:fix with app
i can do a meme without a water mark in 2 steps
step 1: find the original template
step 2: make meme
that simple
Me after I see the same among us repost for the millionth time
No
Yep
I will put here female ruv and sleep
ok
ok
ok
I will delete this image after show this image after show makaruv...
ok
yeah?
@silent crystal, see those emojis have names that are immature here but they don't represent something immature
e
oh ok
Ye
u should prob delete that since a mod said you can get warned from inappropriate emote names i think
Alsojaii
b a d name
goto ur dms
Nah many staff members had told me emojis with bypass names r ok
a
Gussy did it as well
ok
a
jaii go to ur dms
Aii
Ok
amogus* lern howw two spel
its actually this, @ashen shell

why is he naked
0-0
@potent oak Just realized i put the wrong emoji-
Good question
it’s ok as long as u edited it
Yeah, btw thx for letting me know xD
What 
U said you were gonna sleep 
♻️ 
Im typing in bed
Hmm...
You recycled recycle
Nope,I sended for first time...
Ok,you like say Hmm... 
Yes you recycled recycle
ok
ok
ok
being filemuted isn't that bad lol why you all complaining
Wait,why you are in here 
Bc they jealous of us
I come here sometimes lmao
OMG REAL JAYTRON?
Enough time for my meme...
I got muted cause of some "real story" video thumbnail
@umbral raft but if you don't want me here I'll leave then
Makes sense those thumbnails are trash
well I don't mind I still got the nitro 

EmoteMuted 
woah enocan you beat me lol
That would be the worst
:/
in the exp race rip
Ok
Im not doing exp race :/
there's only one new staff member? @humble comet
Maybe
Ok how am I close to pro already
enocan moment
enocan611 is bruh
Memes
I did so wrong thing without try enter support team,enocan moment
And having no life

And thats fact


@humble comet 

can wait to see after 2 years Finn becomes mod 

I will click this for you,normally Im not clicking videos :/

Best thumbnail (that the title and vid got stolen by a bot”
I hope EmoteMuted won't be a thing that would suck



Lmaooooooo, Finn has a high chance of becoming mod, all he has to do is be more active in general, know the community well, know the rules, and dm one of the head mods explaining why he should be a mod n stuff

Ok I will contine not click videos...


but the thing is he doesn't want to be a mod 
@umbral raft I'll tell you when it's a troll or not
he hasn't been any kind of muted before
I can do this title easily 
So you’re the bot that steals other peoples titles and spams the same scam ad over them?
Ok,I didnt want get trolled by you for fifht time
“Ready?” -intense pause- smash
😐 no,but I have app for make this title...
I feel like #🤯│off-topic became a s**tpost channel now
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End of chain
fat kitten eats earth
Modeus sus
Aim 100
Like I said,modeus sus...
Korean mukbang 
accuracy 12.1
Yep. 
best accuracy tho
Hmm...
Guys
Mukbang normal setup
Why do queens have more mobility than the king in chess?
@waxen citrus maybe if you didnt ping me for no reason I can add you
Idk
Im not fasting haha
Cuz the chessboard is like the kitchen floor
shut it

NO PEPE
get ready to womans attack
Just say this in twitter...
Stop.
where you live

idk why but I like pinging you for no reason so ok @umbral raft

where do you live 
@faint spire
@humble comet this guy will come for you.....................
@humble comet?

Why did you say that in Russian
Idk
I ss it


I dont think its warnable because peoples always doing this but yes,RULE 5
No what he said
epicly dances epicly epic
anyone that has a clan with 10+ people in? i need a clan
Ow,bad word in other language ?

Mhm
angry modeus moment
Yus
fat chicken
I think I should stop say modeus
@humble comet
ok gtg I wanna sleep back
Gn
gn 
Ah nitro...
Gn off topic

@humble comet gn




J
J
K
F
C
Its finger lickin' good
Me who only has feet:
Ok
Noice.
Pepto bismol
I’m able to transfer images I see from my dreams into iCloud using a expensive machine, this is a very odd 3000+ room hotel, weird right?

Houses in movies be like:
Hotels in cartoons be like
This image was tooken from my dreams, I have some very WEIRD dreams
Motels in horror films be like
why is there a door in the sky?
Also in a dream, I took a picture of this very strange pencil, i saw it on a desk inside some weird building, I thought it looked cool so I uploaded it on pinterest
You just have paws...
Ok
I might make a pencil like this in real life, it looks cool lmao
Stop this...just ok...
Ok
Ko
||OK WHY NOT||
||ok got you||
I remember this one very vividly, I was standing on the roof of some building in a city, and this is what I saw, another thing I saw in my dreams,
Turn it sideways
Cyberpunk 2069
its looks like amogus
SUS!!1!!!1
No
I think my mind gave me this image when I was fixing my computer, the inside of a computer looks weird
thats really cool
I cant get holy shotgun in enought time...sad
I was really hungry one night, all I could think about was McDonald’s, so I had a dream of one, only the McDonald’s looked very WEIRD, took a picture of this one, as it’s just too weird for me not to like
Why you even want it 
İdk,really really idk
Probably because of attack speed
But it's still only decent
But meh I buy tons of crap and dont even use them so I shoudnt question
I have last squeak 
I just use viking and deal with it unlike the damn ultimatum beggers
İs chika not better ? 
Yes but of course fixed delay
are you 3cat...
Never knew a anime girl became a gun
Yes

Wrong,a animatronic 
Probably if its happen it can be like laser cat
I should fight with you Im casual,its rule of game,casuals should hate from 3cats 
Bet ima lose 
What if I lose 
Considering I'm pretty trash 
I remember how J Elixir said to me he is trash and beat me 4 round at 5
After 1 week we fight restart and become tie but thats not point...
Bet ima just die to you using sly wolf 
How tf am I gonna use piercer if my fingers are used to cat spamming and not casual
I think you shouldnt joke about this
İdk,I see it somebody spamming with piercer
Well I choke kills whenever I get delay on weapons
İts not a bad thing why pepe closing 

||AH YES,YOU ARE BACK||
K here
Ok
@brazen lotus
Ok
read this one and follow the steps
Where 
Thank you
what happened in 16.1.0
@brazen lotus update us if it works or not
@waxen kernel servers changed i mean not changed but it changed
oh they went from russia to na probably
I’m still doing the second step
aight
Right in front of you
I cant see a cute spinning tron cat front of me
You sure
Just made myself a FNF oc :)
😳
Bruh moment
:)
Okey,killing my eyes at 1:26 am...
sleep omg
No,I will wake up for sahur 
oh ok gl 
Better get used to the sore eyes, because I've been doing this for months
I be going to sleep at like 3 am whenever I could
Moment
Ok
TY 
:)
Bruh,take this template pls,and make restart xd
Exactly
Hmm how about no :)
İf you dont do this,I will show you rule 63
Um it still does the same thing tho @remote nest
did you read the NOTE part?
AYAYA 

your since you cant get your account back
its prob deleted from the servers
Damn😔, I had the ruby armor, i had every op gun there was bro

Uh ruby armour isn’t good
Chika,what are you doing 😐
Dancing after causing a international accident
Yea but back then it was, I haven’t played the game for like 3-4 years @limber pumice
No, back then it was pumpkin
Lmao😂
ayo
@umbral raft BRUH
Egg nita ofc better
Ah yes...
@umbral raft
Stop pinging the chicken 
Why do heavies still do so much dmg
Your pfp emind me I watched my daily whitty fight lol,and hyped
@ocean schooner
İs that bonk 
Omg that’s soo good artwork, good job 👏

Somebody want money 
Oh no,its from my country bruh
C🅰️T
Bruh moment
Beatiful...
Bruh moment
Cat moment 
gaming cat 
Cat review 9/10 spinny boi
Yezzuh


Reason: Posted a link

Loona is actually cat 
And you gone offline...ok
Time to sleep...
I don't think head mods like me being here
g e m s
the main god is god
they said they arent hiring mods rn
oh-
huh why?
last time they picked monerz was like february lol
@limber pumice also I would rather becoming a commoner here tbh
🥲
Ahaha
mod has a lot of responsblitys
sometimes people i go against use solar flare then a sniper
that’s why i stopped playing duels cuz no one can learn to play normally there
i do space arena for trophies now
Cancer weapons
Solar flare
solar flare 2.0
Battle bird
PGA tv
Ice club
Gift stitcher
Psychic spore thrower
and when ur winning they complain
also i meet people that decide to catspam with area damage, but that’s not enough, they start using bees and denied
night pool is cursed
Ye I never go there
sometimes i meet people that catspam and don’t even move
they just catspam in one spot till they die- it’s so annoying
Hmm...
and when i win they start using gadgets
They're probably new. ;-;
one time i met someone that spammed invisibility and when i lost he said “gg bot”, we met again and i said 1v1 no gadgets, i was winning but then he started using his gadgets when i was 2 kills above him lol
And thats what I need...
same
in 2016 i had 2 gems and now in 2021 i have 3 gems

Duel mode in general is kinda trash now
Especially on ice palace. Well, ice palace has always been terrible.
duel is full of no skilled people or ones that try to play
Why ice palace still existed on duel bruh,its my fav map but not for duel...
Meet the pyro
@umbral raft ooo
Ice palace on duel, aka the official map of "I'll just get one quick kill on you and hide for the entire match and if you find me and try to kill me I will use denied, or just run away and juke you on the portals"
IKR
Cute 
@umbral raft hey bro
I'm not saying ice palace is bad, it's honestly one of the better maps, but duel mode was not meant for ice palace.
Yep
See thid
Have a big are but in ice palace everbody fighting at same spot
(teamfight)
space arena is the least one with advantages imo
Omg bug

What 
it did not sent
Ok
@umbral raft a
@static loom e
Space arena: Large open space, almost nowhere to hide.
Night pools: Small contained space of rj tryhards, toxic spammers, etc
Ice palace: "I'LL LET YOU WIN IF YOU CAN FIND ME TEHEE"
Ghost town: invis bracelet lul
İce palace:
Get 1 kill
Ádios
should i call the imposter
someone used biotic shield so he won’t die on top of a house, that technique is pure evil
NO THİS SHİELD
Apparently you can hit through biotic shield with a direct hit from area damage.
It's a rumor I heard though.
if tge area damage is big enough probably, wanna test it?
its fake
me has biotic shield
Even cluster cant hit through it
constructive explosions can hit the shield
does this look cool or no
h o t
Thats not counted as direct hit
Senpai but,eated doritos ?
i’m just saying they can
Thats consecutive
mayb
Welp ye ok
anybody know what this is
ur lobby
Nah not lobby
A sus thing...
Thats the black market
i have a different lobby tho
its there
Lobby at another side man
is it black market or lobby??
am confused
that’s what my lobby looks like
Idk lel
u can see the trader’s van too look closer
so the polygon is just really far away from lobby and black market
idk how to find black market
clans, got to buildings
no no i mean finding black market outside of the polygon like yiu did
Y'all guys are looking at the out of bounds lobby in polygon?
yes
yeye
omg she’s calling me 😳😩🙄🗿
my discord is laggy today ngl
Pick up
shes screaming curse words at me😝😜💞
look, i have sussy on my phone 😳
the sus
WHO
thats ur lobby
its not.
is*
you dare make lava frog unHAPY 
PEOPLE THAT POST AMOG US, AMONG US, AND GUAYANDO
frog
repost frog to make lava froggo happy
Lava frog is happy now :)
me when i found someone post amogus

Sleepy ᵃˡˡ⁻ᵐᵒᵈᵉˢ is AFK:
- 2 hours ago
Frog happy :)
Oh....
? ion think they dislike you
Lol yea but when they do wanna hire new mods, Finn can be eligible, maybe not, I do believe in him though
Lava frog status
Washing machine cat.
Thats my cat –___–
He doesn't wanna leave
–___–
oop
How am I gonna do laundry then 😭
@heady sigil hey buddy
Omg, u remind me of my 2020 self 💀 💀 💀
Hi Calamicat

hi
Was good Calams 
@heady sigil nitro rip 
:)
omg she's continuing
@slender dirge 
I still have nitro lol
@heady sigil meant my nitro rip
Who is?
brea
BREA?!?!?!
ye
Who is Brea ._.
a trouble maker last month
Ohh lmfao, rip..... giveaways should be available for you, right?
chuuni
Noo i don't like giveaway nitro


Oh, that's how I got my nitro lmao 
:0
@heady sigil Where did you sit
proof that the earth is flat
You have made Lava Frog upset by scaring it
wdym?
Nothing 
lava frog powerful being
CALM LAVA FROG DOWN QUICK
riiiiggghhht
@heady sigil You've been trolled
How? ._.?
omg
P R I M A R Y
Trolled spanish vers
Where are the surikens 
primary superior

Ohhh xD, fr fr
@heady sigilYou're confused
the frog looks mad too
DEFAULT SHOTGUN JUST DRAINED ME TO 50 HEALTH I HAD 150
You what
wait, i hear amogus drip
what
oh my god
Got a screenshot for the funny
Yeps
nono word😳
is it bypass if it’s a misspelling
U whet
u h
It be lame if it did
rip
I often say s word instead of shot

On accident
OMG discord lag
When auto correct translate to holy shot
Yes
someone catspammed inbattle royale to kil me 😔
Because idk

is lava frog going to say happy birthday to guard?
Fwi the Lava Frog is like the meme god of meme gods
He already has in 4 parrelel realities and now this reality
okay
im trapped in amogus maze, HELP!!
Ironic
Hello!
Lava Frog will demolish the maze and save you
ive been saved!!!
Ok
all ive seen for the past month is amogus maze
Ok
im gonna eat soap now
yes.
No
Y E S.
n and o
Y, E and S.
no and nope and never
Tortilla
IVE GOT THE SOAP IN MY HAND!!
Drink pee
Pixel gun 3d 2
LET ME EAT IT
okay
Pixel gun 1d
@ashen shell ima send you something (•v•)
ONLY between us
Y
Idk because?
Ok
imagine using NOTIK
I use it 
for 3cat?
Yes clearly
im going to stew in dismay and eat soap
Deal with it

L
pro
HELP ME, AMOGUS IS CALLING ME!!
Sus.
help!!
No. >>:)
but star platinum IS my girl
Text him this
ok w a h t
okay

No,that's not how you play the game

Reason: Posted a link


Water is clear not blue
yes
who wants choco milk
Sound the alarms, there’s a sussy imposter on the loose 😳😳😳
One of the octopuses tentacles is actually its eggplant thing
...h?
sounds like a weird anime plot
HES IN MY HOUSE!!! AND HES PLACING AMOGUS BINS EVERYWHERE!!! ITS TOO SUSSY FOR ME!!!! HELP!!!! 😳😳😳
lava frog is my pet
just jam the emergency report
sounds wrong out of context 


NO LAVA FROG IS NO PET
Reason: Mass emoji

its mine
No its cultured
...heh he he heehehHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHA
imposter from amogus has trapped me into the sussy maze!!
HELP!!!
Sea Turtles mouth have lots of sharp, pointy teeth towards the throat because when eating jellyfish, they swallow alot of water too, so they vomit out the water while the teeth keeps the jellyfish from escaping
@remote nest YOU FOOL!!! HAHAHA LAVA FROG ISNT YOUR PET!! HAHAHA YOU ARE ITS PET
Holy jesus


number one
GASP YOU IMPOSTRR
Victory royale
yeah fortnite we ‘bout to get down get down!
is
pet
Ten kills on the board right now just wiped out tomato town
My friend just got downed
I revived him now were heading southbound
now look at the pleasbt park streets
OH GOD NO 

Look at the map go to the marked sheets
jesus
you can take me to morsty mire
The council shall decide your fate

urgh another council has formed 
Its the same Meme Council
can i post status of lava frog?
Yes
ill destroy the meme council like how i destroyed the first council
Sup
i just beat supreme calamitas yesterday
Ramen/Noodles are made out of dough

ha, the pg3d council?
ive been pinged by another server, brb.
ok
Reason: Posted a link
Oof
@abstract iris how do i get unwarned
Bruh
Pokemon. UWU
only coucil i reconize the the revolutionary council

You can’t send links
Do it in #💬│clans-chat
If you want a gif just post the actual gif and not a link

@pliant gale ok
I think you can send links in clans. 👀
I freaking love Ganyu sooo much

i stuck my teeth into a blender
Does anyone use these words? : \ ¦ ¬ § ¶ °
yep, too bad i didnt get her
You’re cringe
only jean, qiqi and childe
I want discount aether
At least you have qiqi
bruh, i frist didnt get venti on first banner then i had to skip venti for childe
stop rubbing the salt
i got it first ten roll

I skipped Venti because I wasn't that interested in him
because i rolled to many times for xiao

thats not first 10 roll imao, it was pity
i only got diluc in xiao banner 
bro, venti was guarateened IMAO
11-2
yeah I got past that
plus ganyu and venti have diffirent roles
klee + monstadt =
🍿

wow noelle main, respect
my alt's noelle is significantly better

@exotic turret you need to get qiqi to put her with ganyu and hu tao for da meme
if banners decide I get Qiqi in 1.5
imagine "i want childe" mihoyo:"you mean child?"

If I do get Qiqi in ZL's banner I won't have to worry about losing 50/50 in Kazuha's banner
gonna wait half a year for that
this is a absoloute b o p
i swear if i get jean or qiqi C1 on zhongli banner....
gonna wait for 6.9 for inazuma @exotic turret
Pls snipe
no
look at this soap, its nice, want some?
no
Immortal

do you want soap ?
No
Soap trusted you
okay
and i thought i could too, SO WHY IN THE BLOODY HELL DOES MAKOROV KNOW YOU?
some clown tried to report me for saying this before xd
Man of culture!
Cuz h word 
the same guy said the n word
Ironic
I better head back to grinding soon, I only need 2 kills to claim the reward
hypocrite much 
He also tried to report for a car crash because “violence” and proceeded to post worse xd

He played himself
And then proceeded to dm because I have paimon profile
Moment
T pose
Moment

I see nothing wrong with this
Well, he didn’t like it to the point to I will prob get banned if I send the SS ima
Anyone know french?
I suck at French class
Anyone know french?
tron
I woyld like to know the meaning of "Bifle"
Chick fila is actual garbage
WDYM BRUHHHHH
ITS JUST TWO PIECES OF BREAD WITH A CHICKEN IN THE MIDDLE
@static loom
NO SAUCE ZERO
@static loom hiiiiiii









