#🤯│off-topic
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Bloky Boi
If the Holy Bibe is called "the Holy Bible", then why isn't the Necromicon called "the Unholy Bible".
The t looks like a cross
biblen't
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
no i dont
If we have the M16, then where's the M17
How dare u
Warzone players be like:
If we have iPhone 8 and 10, where’s 9! .P.S. This message was from the past
Imagine if there was helicopters in free play
U DIE
If ghosts can't die, then why did one die in Modern Warfare 2
Because it’s a game
if a ghost is already dead, can they die by ressurecting
If a ghost is invisible, can they see through their eyelids
if a vampire hates garlic, does that mean they hate italians
If you Pls ### without having an image, are you ###?
If a virtual reality character doesn't have a skeleton, how will they move.
Maybe they are the skeleton.
If lava can destroy anything, can lava destroy lava?
N O
I got in eckos video Today!
No one cares
Shut up
N O
No u
No u
@undone crow can I have your pfp real quick?
Help
Ok


@solid crag morgana
Persona Morgana skin for Morgana
That would be epic

I'm not a Persona fan, the first time I've heard about the series was Jokers announcement for Smash Bros. Ultimate.
HAHAA
i care
i do that everyday
guys.. my biggest sad moment, hes not spawning🥲
r/ihadastroke
r/don't trust fake yt vids
ok
Homophobic?
i love democracy
@peak blaze when will support application announced
no
i am only homo for zhongli
That’s not my field
ask lamb
LMAO-
im like 100 away from champ
E p i c
Bruh
homies before women
Bisexual? 
Why light mode
Lawn mowing has became a d v a n c e d
discord light mode juweuqri cxfrkuxqw
Basically hell
i swear im not homo but god is zhongli handsome
Help me
LMAO
@peak blaze can we get Carl-bot to not put random posts that are not in #561079317589786635 and have a star reaction in #🌟│upvoted-ideas
"Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember... But where are those who share the memory?"
redditors and discord users when someone has light mode
Can’t control that since people put stars on there
tru
I’ll delete
Have fun getting blind
is the MEE6 issue fixed?
i prefer dark mode
Alr u valid
Simp Moment
@peak blaze Can we tell everyone in the art channels to not put a star in anyone's posts, otherwise they'll appear in #🌟│upvoted-ideas by accident.
i want devs to buff tactical knife mobility to 90, it looks cool

Why is he a simp
Doubt they’ll listen but worth a shot
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the
im pretty sure thats candy, I really hope thats candy

Soap actually doesnt taste bad, i tested
Reason: Bad word usage
merked

But the best things are crayons
I am not homophobic
They're just so tasty, especially the purple ones
Have a great everyone
Are you in a home
I am in the street with no food or shelter
and with a computer and internet{
yeah sad
gotta steal that
double steal
do u have a license for the steal @humble comet
nope, im illegal
Hand over the license
hmst ok ill get chill chill
Good
Mom
My ears why
yes, music to my ears
@solid crag ok sent, hopefully they listen

Good
there is not one clash of clans mod video without that song peter griffin is dancing to, or any mod or tutorial video ever.
Damn I stole some good memes
Steal this one 
They said they wear their suits 24/7 how tf havent they suffered a heat stroke yet
i need to watch that video, may god be with me
No dont it's so bad I watched it and nearly wanted to shoot my phone
🗿
Its so trash I'll rather watch n&a productions then these animations
i must watch it, if I die, tell dead_end he can have my spot in the council
May the lord be with you fellow soldier
o7
Ill get so much clout ty
I am going on incognito, i dont need this on my search history
Ikr
Heres more 
Les goo
here i go
casually gives birth to a tree
i got cancer phase 3 just for watching that channel
thank god I got an ad, I am not skipping the ad
These videos make me want to cut my own ears off
Bru
30k views
go dababy yeah yeah go baby oh
last ad 😭
Make it 69k 
guys help with this one
Ok I can't its physically impossible to beat the toxicity of earth
as people said, god community is toxic belive it or not
applauses in spanish*
Mars
well jupiter should be the more toxic, bc its made off gas like twitter users
lolol
F in the chat for ninjabart1224
🆗
weekly bath, are you fr
It's already very toxic you cant even go far into jupiter without going dead
what about the sun it's not toxic but you die before you even get near it
How about venus 
Remove the v and put p
I am glad they got swatted
No
hmmmmm
Aw man lol
no venus doesn't count because you have to be in it
the atmosphere is what makes it so hot
The sun doesnt count because it's a star
whats more toxic?, mercury or twitter
does it have to be a planet? the picture didn't specify
Dababy
Twitter 100%
I think I need thearopy now


Ok is this more toxic then the sun
I feel so bad for the guy because he misses his fur suit,

fair enough
botulinum toxin is the most toxic substance in the world btw
but twitter is 2 times more toxic
Tiktok users: today ima be drinking botulinum
today is part 2 of the warzone event, pog
tik tok user evolved to twitter user!

lol
Good idea ima send it

reposted yet again
i needed to take hulk kid
Ok
help
No
w
wusgud gamers
Hellooooooo
poggers wifi
I dont use wifi 💀💀💀 i use data
I thought them going away was the Bad Ending
Idk whats goin on but
Reason: Mass emoji
I like it here
w o w
Look at all the good memes im taking
guys, what if, hulk kid stopped farting, what would happen then, would he still be crusjing things in that walmart? or would he get a better editter to make better video edits, or maybe even rethink his choices as a trashy youtube kid
Crushing things for sure
ye
that poor army solider got yeeted
I like how the fat lady is in like, a pavilians or a valarta, and green blobby boiy is in a walmart, killing innocent people by yeeting them
wow, thank you
xD
got em
100%
all the legendary dances in 1 video
i found a decal of phil swift killing puro and i love it
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rate
Reason: Posted a link
merked
hank/10
im gonna play funky friday and set it as my riot sheild decal
You need to have the <@&561808956859744267> to do so
And how would a newbie to this discord get that?
u get it by typing a lot, thats how
me and the bois on our way to tik tok HQ
no please not this, end it please
at the end when the guy turns around, it looks like he boutta eat u
Ok
whats the highest score u can possibly get on Ballistic? in roblox fnf
I used to play that
i never liked racing games
if you grew up with the asphalt series, you had a great childhood
Tho burnout is an exception......that was a blast
Mario Kart: 
Asphalt and modern combat are from Gameloft right?
Dunno about modern combat but asphalt yeah
yea they are gameloft
Congrats @viral flint, you just leveled up to Gold | Level 20 🎉
I GOT THE PRAWN CRACKERS
lets go bb
oh nice
ggs
Gamer time
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Ultimatum simps when we say it ain't returning
T!rank
bruh
rate ulti
0/10 for being overrated
i give cring/10
How tf is a blue tube shotgun the most wanted weapon in the game
pog
ultimatum 2 shots on body with gold clan armor 
Is that with base damage or not
221 base damage
So you literally dont need high modules to one shot dev armor to body 
shotgun rework nerfed shotguns, viking is 3 shot gold clan armor and ulti is 2
basiclly yea
Rip viking when it was already decently weak
ulti is garbo now
cool
miahaha
congrats on gold
sorry to interupt the conversation gamers , continue
thanks @humble comet
Ok
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ok i hate my mythical offers are still soda + pop and like launcher
mine is overseer, which is 20 bucks for 150 pieces, and fatal melter
guys should i buy cuthulu?
its up to u
if you want a really high damage melee go ahead but the mobility is bad
its 2 shot to body thats why im thinking of it
i have stuff at like 200 parts but still no offers for them 
oof
i already have epee but damn cuhthulu seems lit
i dont even use epee in normal matches 
why
i feel its op plus i dont like it
mm
i bought demo exo in yesterday van
cool
ban hammer in van when
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Shrug
ban hammer, i want it
90 mobility and good damage
Ban hammer not dee best
but i still want it 
Me too
if they brought back other op melees why not bring back ban hammer
I have 130parts for ban hammer
i have 220 pain
i only got 26 because i wasnt a grinder back in 18.0 
I opened 5super chest and didn't get Dev armour
sad
only super chest i opened was during the exoskeleton set in 18.0 which i got 200 parts for damn hitman which i still havent even crafted
what a huge waste
the kid deserves death
15k isn't that much
yes but still a hard to build it all
Nah ||pain then death||
you know how much mental effort would of went into it
Yikes
Sus n word 😳
OOOOO no no word
he keeps spamming :/
Report him mate
@forest karma block
k
did, go check report discord users
@peak blaze I reported this guy, he’s in server, look
no response :/
hiii
Hi
@forest karma just block him
huh? ban him, he said it in server
yes @slow kelp
Aa ok
You gotta keep that in #🚓│report-discord-users
He got warned and muted
Oof instant delete
why do i get warned and i didn't type it?
Nope
You sent a pic of it outside of #🚓│report-discord-users
Ye i mean my Meme deleted instant
ok, i blocked him already
ok
3 am epic
Red
cool
Not mine
Oh so u says Champion set?
what will happen if i microwave a microwave with another microwave inside that microwave
High Temperature Gonna cook your blood there
gonna blow up likely
@ashen shell there's a video in YouTube of microwave inside a microwave
already watched it
amogus
searched it up, it was real
dude, 15k is a lot of money, plus all the time he spent on the work
@limber pumice well they should have put security guards around it
congrats to the builder for accepting the aplogy from the parents tho,
dude, its a lego, you expect people to hire a guard for that?
Well it's 15k
plus there were guards, itx a expo
but theres lots of people there
Reason: Bad word usage
Chill@limber pumice
"i dont care who the IRS sends im not paying taxes"
Dan
feesh
I got River Dragon. Is it good?
bruh
rip Maurice
rip
imagine drowning in ketchup
Looks like your pfp...


food for kat
Congrats @limber pumice, you just leveled up to Champion | Level 60 🎉
||NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO||
woh
POGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
||POOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGG||
Wow,I watched this a long time ago,like 1 month
lol that was wacky
Not as legendary as these
oh my lord
wheres smug dancing and dance till your dead
do the mario
DO the luigi
Wouldnt fit
Blame whoever made it for not being able to fit it

Ok chat dead and I ain't digging in my 500 downloaded memes to send
I am bad at the game (lvl 36 and 10 in discord)
Fished out a fishing pole
ehe

hi
less go feeshin
I used the fishing pole to get the fishing pole
I found this on memes and media
My ears
peter
I is grogran
pepe

soups
U sus
frog sus

I miss mel :(
same
out of the meta knight plushy and the apple card which one i should get
also same. it doesn’t feel the same without her
idk
She was such good person.
i was texting this she said oh i gtg...shes still online what did i do wrong
Apple.card.
But we still he desperate russian.
ew
yep
jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
we love desperate💯
Im only sad.because mel is leaving

Congrats @quiet vine, you just leveled up to Silver | Level 10 🎉
oof
Finally
Well their house doesnt exist anymore :(
now we only got screenshots to remember mel house 
Show me them.
i dont got any
i dont got mel house screenshots
either
Whats fake?
@waxen kernel sry for saying but if this happens mammoth will trash because its have slow shot and reload,laser cat will have more mobility and fast shot 😐
exactly it only needs a capacity nerf to like 10 so it can be like overseer

Yep,6 is so low number,10 is pretty good
drugs
making it 6 will give it the same fate as final verdict
And like I said,what will different with laser cat 
yes lmfao
i question why they even buffed it by 30% instead of 15 
Devs thinked peoples not will want it because looks like for girls
(jk)
Why does this exist
For troll
You get an A+
I honestly don't know
to ruin our lives
Same thing happened to me 😕
You get a 4.0 GPA
run
pain
Actually,I think its muttable lol
İdk,really scary

is makeup
ok
Let me 🤢
no
i am below average
yes
spinning like a fan
Webi Wabo
webi wabo
if you done that in 2021 you will be canceled
Please look in #📣│announcements

@vivid solar so jean can do DPS and healing, and she can stun lock
and which banner did you get jean and keqing in
The Josh battle is going to be epic
Ive got jean in the first banner
begginer banner? wow thats lucky, i got qiqi on it
Yup
so you got keqing in event banner right?
Ive got Keqing after Xiao's banner I guess
so if you got keqing on event banner that means ur next event 5* roll must be the promotional character
so if you hit 90 pity at eula banner is guarateened to be eula
so you dont have to worry about 50/50 like me
I've been pulling childe so many times but still not get him,maybe i should skipped him
check ur pity
if its high enough you can probably get guarateened zhongli or eula
i feel like zhongli is better for ur party then eula
Lol i wonder where i can check the pity
go to wish, then go into history then coutn by pages since ur last 5* which in this case is keqing, then times the pages fby 6
Hmm
since you can probably replace barbara with zhongli, since jean heals
I also need geo ;-;
sheild spam lol, zhongli is one of the best sheilders
you can also run him as burst nuke
I WILL HAVE ORDER
Lol "THIS IS ORDER"
so whats ur pity?
Wait the game crashes
mobile gang?
Ye
lol, my ipad gen 6 overheats and crashes every 10 minutes
and when i play co op it becomes C4 despite lowest graphics

Rip
so every time i play co op my friends bet on when i crash xd
i need hu tao to bury me or im not dying
I wonder how Yae Sakura looks like in Genshin
indeed
hopefully in a bunny suit
Hello
welcome to ded chat
I'm already leaving lol
@vivid solar eva is prettier
@limber pumice congrats on black
sounds wrong but thanks!
It's there an actual name
...
cool
crackers

Where do you find s***post?
By looking
There is somebody afraid of their own scream
There is somebody afraid of their own body
Sorry lions, gonna have to take some of ya fellas to the Chinese shop
DOES ANYONE WANT COAFFE?!? I JUST MADE A FRESH PUAT OF CUAFFE
Child: mom can we get mountain wolf?
Mom: we already have mountain wolf at home
The mountain wolf at home:
That's a eagle
And that's a meme
And this is a guy eating soap
the desert eagle is a rare?
the desert eagle is a rare?
@viral flint yes
what lvl do u get it at?
Nice to see u @ashen shell @ashen shell @ashen shell
what gallery number is the desert eagle?
69
what gallery number is the desert eagle?
@viral flint lemme check

I missed Ur memes @ashen shell @ashen shell @ashen shell
Because my meme reserves are going low
Wusssssap
what gallery number is the desert eagle?
@viral flint 10
ok
Hey @humble comet wana speak to the manager?
Hey @humble comet wana speak to the manager?
@rigid bramble yes please
The most predictable move ever
I love this game
Sorry cant
oof
Cian is a pretty close word to cig*n which is the serbian n word

Which means, I WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
ayo
ok
ok
These maps suck
Not funni

best song remix
OMG ITS SO GOOD
the ending is the best
is that can rattles or poo
Anyone down to play blr/vc? Gotta show stats to play with me first
blr?
Battle lands royale. Simple and easy
omg I loved that game!
I left that game like a yr ago lol
Any clans you use to be in?
._.
yea, with my cousins and my brother
Could anyone tell me what games to try out
Ight cool.
amazing
Why does everyone leave 30 seconds before a song ends
The dude had a whitty avatar
Cyber punk
The Noob Knife
Did you steal that off of me???
no, I watch dream smp
....
@inland meteor
my meme now
its my meme now
Then you’re going back to Fortnite
no
Yes 
ur going back to fall guys
But Fall Guys keeps kicking me out

You could also give me 10000 bobux for every meme
imagine stealing memes 
GASP
ARE YOU STEALING MEMES
no...? I just saying
Oh
@slender dirge
Mine now HAHAHAA
Friday Night Funkin
ye
Update block
Me when Pee
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Because eating soap is good
Cleans out the stoumach
Soap is the best
Why not?
Well I got the flower power and sparkly blaster now because why not
Ok
I live in a car bro not really a bens, im not broooke only here for cash
The new weapons just don’t have the same character as the older ones
you have
Lvl23
Cancer
cancer
You have cancar
That ear...stuff reminds me of when I lived in San Diego
what a sweat bro
I miss those days
It only counts the bounce shots and not the normal attack
Any car guys here?
W
@viral flint @ashen shell
I need to see if this car I may be getting has a 351M or a 400
why is it cropped
Fixed the crop problem
And the only picture I have is if the engine bay
Anyways..
@inland meteor HAS GONE AND DONE ILLEGAL BUSINESS BY STEALING... A MEME GODS LICENSE

Time to put BFG Division on
all the legends
yes
its a engine
But Joe did it too
I’m not sure if it’s the 351 or 400, the sticker said something I can’t remember on it
omg another council has formed
also since your poor as hell your getting a public defender
Bro I’m level 5,000,000,000
I have 600 stocks of Bobux
why does a towel get dirty when you're clean
nice
and I have the BFG-9000
Why cant we just send all the karens to the sun so we have world peace
to see who I should collab with in a video
@slender dirge why
whyd u form another council 
because the meme council is a good one
if the average human walks at about 5 miles an hour, and the walmart in 3 miles away, why has it taken my dad 15 years to get milk
Should I annihilate amogus
We even have our own server to have one and plus, we keep the meme order in peace
yes
im gonna see if u brok a rule again 
If vegans dont do stuff including killing animals why do they live in a house which uses trees which kills animals
whats their excuse gonna be for this
If Vegans don’t want us eating animals, why do animals get to eat animals
If vegans dont like us eating live animal why do they eat plants which also count as living
sus
Shrek is 20 years old today
S H U T
because it isnt an animal 
AMONG US
SHUT
but they kill animals by using cars and kill animals by having a house which uses tress which kill animals 
if candy is bad for your teeth, why is there candied flavored toothpaste

because
If eating toothpaste is bad why is it good for our teeth
if games say fun for all ages, why do they have age limits
Why did youtube waste money to make a kids app when parents still let their kids use the normal platform and blame them for their kids finding adult content
Elsagate
if eating poop is bad for you, why do dogs do it
you ≠ dog
If we drink pee does it just get recycled back out giving you infinite liquids
if food turns into poop, does that mean poop is food
What the cringe
E-coli more like
lol
ok
filemute when 
why?
nearly got screwed over by a mod
how?
ahem we cant do chains and if one sees it were likely gonna get a filemute
ok

better to poop in the sink then to sink in the poop
imagine sinking in poop 😳
has to be tons of poop
@ashen shell: violin quad
@viral flint: piano quad
EVERYONE: MUSIC IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE WOULD I TAKE IT
Me when mom cooks something I hate eating for dinner
🔫 
IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE WOULD I TAKE IT
tf we singing at
council of meme
why sing in the car when we can take over a bus
council of cool aids

anyways
ok
Original video:
If junk food isn't real food, then why does it have "food" in the name
o0o0oo0
Hm hm hm hmm h hm, du du du du du du.... IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE
My little brother made this so I drew this peice of art :)
Honestly no idea why he made it
The bruh?
Needs some work I guess
merked
What is he doing
Cooking pasta

Pasta
I SHALL USE DANK MEME TO TURN YOUR MEME INTO 6@_
I ask who is Ruv?
MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
not funy
but link sayd free roux
;-;
Who is Ruv?
anyone just seen this on their recommended?
n- no
Do you hear music?
yes
If junk food is unhealthy why doesnt the us ban them
hmm
when the police officer visited John Wick due to a noise complaint in the first movie, why was he not arrested for murder
If lego makes lego food, why is it not edible
Hmm
if you can make legos out of food, why cant you make food out of legos
if we're 70% water, does that mean our organs are swimming
Does that also mean that the firebenders have a severe disadvantage against the water tribe
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Any Nation infact
Ok
Aliven't chat
deadn't

Step 5: Realize this is real life
:O
dont come near me with le chese tuch
Ok
Fun nation fact: every nation did one bad thing in their time line
ok
sheesh looks like a bed with a foot rest
s = foot stand heesh = bed
lol looks like someone drowning

drown
Omg its my room y heard rare sounds i hope its only the dogs of the neighbor its strange thats sound of my room
probably just the dogs
Yeah i think
maybe I should've given it 6 gb of ram 
It's a ghost
spooky
Very
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Tasty.
completed limbo last week
Niiiiice.
energy drink company sell pickle
IF YOU GIVE ME THE CHANCE WOULD I TAKE IT
someone create a meme with this 🐒
pop tarts
Me seeing the 184th poptart meme this week:
What are your opinions on XXXTenaction



7SHCJ2BDUNJSHN IJDJ1JM KWIBXKJCIQXKEOI
delicious
Ayo the danielle bregoli flavour
want this flavour?

Give me your phone bro
OH NO POP TARTS WAR AGAIN?
nuh uh
ok
Because pop tarts are unfunny
Why is there too many pop tarts

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