🤯│off-topic

[slender ore]

I have had like 3 accounts this is mine 89539088

[solar talon]

here is some random stuff i found in my old gallery

[lyric cipher]

golden laser cannon was so op i remember

i piked the sound

[bright bear]

Google IQ :

[solar talon]

[bright bear]

I didn't ask for +

[night bough]

55555

[bright bear]

[lyric cipher]

yup i remember sending this in nemesis chat

those leaderboards never used to reset, it had a timer thing in the bottom but it never reseted the trophies

[humble comet]

Life be like

[lyric cipher]

i lost the screenshots of me with 1000+ weekly wins got first in leaderboard multiple times

[slender ore]

Yesterday, I spent three full hours arguing with a slice of pizza about who gets to sit on the couch, and in the end, the pizza won because it threatened to call the cheese police and report me for crust abuse.

[lyric cipher]

nonchalant pizza slice ngl

[lone spade]

whats this stat menu

is it an old thing that got removed

[humble comet]

I just leave out the backside of the pizza

[lone spade]

i eat 100% of pizza

[slender ore]

Yes

[humble comet]

You even eat the dry parts?

[lone spade]

yeah

[slender ore]

Only the wet parts

[humble comet]

Same i only eat wet parts

[lone spade]

[bright bear]

ppl being picky which part of eat the damn pizza

[solar talon]

could have been worse than mfs eating chicken skin off fried chicken

[lone spade]

are you drunk

[humble comet]

I just ignore the crust

[bright bear]

I never

[slender ore]

I mean…

[solar talon]

i ate all the toppings

[humble comet]

im drink

[humble comet]

I save the fried chicken skin last

Gotta save the best part for last second

[slender ore]

Nah I eat only the skin

[shy finch]

egg dog

[bright bear]

😭

[humble comet]

Can I boil it

[humble comet]

Ah yes, that one dog in sfm animation

[solar talon]

me:

[night bough]

do

[slender ore]

If your Chinese

[bright bear]

[shy finch]

meltmaxxing

[humble comet]

So chinese people can boil dogs? Impressive

[night bough]

I am

Please don't take the dog away

[solar talon]

is it allowed for u to expose the real names

[slender ore]

So your have dog for dinner?

[humble comet]

The ender dragon didnt age well

[night bough]

Yes I do

[humble comet]

They straight up got copyright striked last time they added ender dragon

[night bough]

Nom nom dog nom nom

[slender ore]

Has anyone eaten a fried Twinkie

[shy finch]

no

[bright bear]

"chinese eat dogs, cats and roaches" ahh stereotype 😭

[slender ore]

And horses

[solar talon]

ender dragon from temu

[bright bear]

horses doesn't exist

I'll call @burnt notch

[humble comet]

Why would you even eat these anyway

[night bough]

It's not stereotype i am actually chinese but I dont eat dogs (maybe)

[humble comet]

Not only its straight up cruel, they dont taste good either

[slender ore]

They be very very hungry

[burnt notch]

Horses aren't real

[bright bear]

ik it's just foreigners false thoughts, who eat pets..

[solar talon]

cars and doges is just psychos

[slender ore]

Right…

[night bough]

Im so hungry i could eat a

[humble comet]

Who looks at a 🚙 sitting around and thought of consuming it

[humble comet]

People need to much mercury that's why

[night bough]

hahaha yeah but im not rly offended

[solar talon]

well at least,ppl eat goofy stuff, based on their countries

[lone spade]

how do you know?

[slender ore]

I eat twinkies every day

[humble comet]

Do anyone of yall eat grasshoppers?

[bright bear]

Equinophobia is real

[humble comet]

Common knowledge with carnivores

They have more unpalatable texture due of their diet

[solar talon]

like my country(ma also), ate fried tarantulas

[humble comet]

And its also full of diseases

[bright bear]

not here, we don't eat goofy stuff xd

[solar talon]

no, but crickets on the other hand

[lone spade]

wait dogs have diseases

[humble comet]

tarantulas??????

[slender ore]

Ngl kinda sounds good

[humble comet]

You eat em?

[bright bear]

cute big spidies with paws and fur

[lone spade]

i dont think spiders have paws

[humble comet]

Jumping spider when

[humble comet]

I love tarantulas who would eat them 😭

[solar talon]

def not me

[humble comet]

They do actually

[lone spade]

really?

do they like getting touched there

[humble comet]

They are like cat for spiders

[solar talon]

favorite snack when i go on road trips

[humble comet]

Yes

[unborn mortar]

Hatched another T-Rex @tired siren

[humble comet]

If u know how to handle it

Otherwise dont

[humble comet]

Um. Does it taste good?

[lone spade]

i mean i have arachnophobia so ill never

i just wondering

[humble comet]

Its less about getting bit and more of risk of hurting it

Though its usually both

[solar talon]

crunchy like eating potato chips
plus it's even more tasty if it had eggs

[humble comet]

Idk if tarantulas even like getting touched anywhere but they can get comfortable with the person

[humble comet]

You guys cook them well right? To kill the germs

[humble comet]

Exoticlair

[bright bear]

YOU MADE MY SKIN SHIVER 😭

[solar talon]

just deep fried them

[lone spade]

i instinctively scrolled up so only the top 10% of the video was visible

[lyric cipher]

im surprised they havent added a spider pet yet

[humble comet]

That's a normal occurance to tarantula owners

[humble comet]

The spider just really loves you

[bright bear]

I never seen any huge spider irl and never want

[solar talon]

lol

[humble comet]

Goliath birdeater

[bright bear]

loves my death

[solar talon]

loves poisoning

[slender ore]

I have a spider in a cage it somehow got out?

[humble comet]

Tbh I want to see and have one as a pet but I also dont want to be at the hospital cuz of their venom lol

[bright bear]

I never had any tiny spider sting me

[lyric cipher]

nonchalant fluffy spiders > ugly skinny long leg spiders

[humble comet]

Tarantula probably not as dangerous

Especially new world

Their bite hurts alot, thats about it

[bright bear]

anything but australian spiders and Brazilian snakes

[solar talon]

also, i forgot to mention frogs and toads

[lone spade]

do they recognise a specific person

[bright bear]

ew stop

[humble comet]

Me when a spider that kills u in minutes is called banana spider out of all things

[solar talon]

what
it's tasty

[somber grail]

99% they do not

[humble comet]

Yewh

[solar talon]

well, frogs to say at least
toads r delicious too if cooked properly

man, screw u

[slender ore]

Raccoon taste pretty good

[zenith palm]

Yeah time flies fast innit

[humble comet]

There she is

The goliath berd eahdter

[humble comet]

Goliath bard eanter

[solar talon]

toads can actually kill u if cooked not properly by not removing the eggs

[zenith palm]

That spider is so massive

[humble comet]

So do you want to kiss it?

[solar talon]

eating legs is just as cheap as eating chicken skin

[humble comet]

Yet it had the most innocent looking eyes

[slender ore]

I swear crickets taste better than crab

[zenith palm]

Noooo 😭

[bright bear]

I bet a deep fried chicken, beef, and tuna would be better

[humble comet]

Everything tastes like chicken

Hi

[young hawk]

Frogs actually taste like chicken no joke

[unborn mortar]

What

[solar talon]

car tastes like chicken

so, now what

[slender ore]

Nah twinkies don’t taste like chicken

[young hawk]

Chicken taste with fish like texture

[unborn mortar]

[humble comet]

Im gonna kill you

In pixel gun 3d

[solar talon]

it's soo good

[gentle gazelle]

That’s Flanos though

[young hawk]

Pixel gun 3d tastes like chicken

[unborn mortar]

Remove the sentence at the very bottom

[young hawk]

Im a lovely looking lil fellow

[humble comet]

[slender ore]

Ur dad taste like chicken

[unborn mortar]

I know that you are a murderer

[solar talon]

it's not taste like chicken, but it looks like one

[bright bear]

._.

[humble comet]

Btw does your jawline taste like water?

[young hawk]

How did you know? Did you bite him?

[unborn mortar]

Perchance a soon to be one

[bright bear]

😏

[gentle gazelle]

Muntah

[slender ore]

I breathed in his skin and tasted it

[humble comet]

Wdym "soon to be one"

[humble comet]

The sigmas can definitely live in the walls and secretly bite people

[unborn mortar]

Murderer

[solar talon]

the test for sigma application

[humble comet]

The fact the guy in my pfp lift a literal buff guy just because he tried to hug a cat

I wouldnt be suprised

[unborn mortar]

Couldn't even get to alpha

[solar talon]

[bright bear]

There's no way for people to call me an alpha, I don't like the name

[unborn mortar]

[solar talon]

may I call you cooked

[young hawk]

Lamb skewers

[bright bear]

Put me in the Omega (A+)

[solar talon]

[zenith palm]

[slender ore]

So your a sigma but weaker

[unborn mortar]

What's the name

[humble comet]

harms a cat by petting it what will he do now?

[humble comet]

The character or the anime?

[solar talon]

tell stix to get on for clan tasks 🗣️ 🔥

[bright bear]

weaker Humble

[unborn mortar]

Yes

And the anime I am curious

[plush sentinel]

Womp womp👍

[humble comet]

Kunagi from Nyaight of Living Cats

[solar talon]

cats

[humble comet]

And no, that was not a pun. That was the real name

[humble comet]

[zenith palm]

@grand horizon HOP ON FOR CLAN RAIDS AND DO TASKS 🗣️ 🔥

[unborn mortar]

[solar talon]

🗣️ 🔥

[humble comet]

[burnt notch]

Become horses guys

[slender ore]

This unc told me to not drop the soap in jail

[solar talon]

and i am the horse pusher

[humble comet]

How hungry

[burnt notch]

This brother of yours is telling you to drop it

[bright bear]

aka, stop existing guys

[unborn mortar]

The (Bird) Collector

[solar talon]

alright
let us speak in neighhhh language

[bright bear]

you're the type of dudes who'd literally eat this deep fried with eggs @solar talon

[solar talon]

it's so cute
why would I eat that?

[bright bear]

[plush sentinel]

What are the advantages

[burnt notch]

Mr Judge

[bright bear]

because meat

[burnt notch]

You will not exist

[plush sentinel]

Erm

[bright bear]

as I said, it means to stop existing

[burnt notch]

What was Dante trying to do

[humble comet]

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[solar talon]

I'm not a meat lover

[humble comet]

But do you like vegetables

[solar talon]

||i like broccoli ||

[true oriole]

Scp mentioned

[bright bear]

Devil Hunter vs Literally A Demon (clearly you don't know lore-accurate Dante)

[humble comet]

Would u kill me if I boil broccolis for dinner

[young hawk]

Broccoli tastes great when sauteed but tastes bad when boiled

[burnt notch]

That guy destroyed infinite narratives with his projection

[humble comet]

I make broccoli soup and its really good

[true oriole]

Dante vs scp 096

[solar talon]

needs spinach
and needs to be salted

[humble comet]

Who doesnt put salt on boiled vegetable

[young hawk]

Fun fact: boiling vegetables is the least healthy way to prepare vegetables

[bright bear]

The other guy literally soloed a guy who literally creates lifeforms

[solar talon]

some mfs who's too high on salt

[humble comet]

Better than hamburger meat

Also just drink the water lol

[young hawk]

Just make your own patty

[solar talon]

make a vegan burger

[burnt notch]

[humble comet]

Im in america and I need to make everything myself

[young hawk]

Why arent you in indonesia

[burnt notch]

The US

[solar talon]

making the vegan teacher proud

[humble comet]

Idk

[burnt notch]

With a vegan cow

[young hawk]

I thought you are indonesian

[solar talon]

da cow must be a vegetarian

[young hawk]

Lets make vegan water

[humble comet]

She is the reason why vegan had alot of stereotypes

[humble comet]

Thats not how it works

[burnt notch]

And I thought you were from Titan

You are still from Titan

[young hawk]

Titans dont have cinema unfortunately

[bright bear]

mundus in beginning of fight literally by standing up from a chair has turned the whole underworld final hall into a blank space to fight. then from space they moved into a volcanic place

[humble comet]

If you attack thanos home planet

Would it be called attack on titan

[burnt notch]

Scarlet king from CN branch can wipe out his verse

[burnt notch]

Yes

[solar talon]

go to apocalypse

[bright bear]

idk but that sounds just an easy destructive ability, plus I don't know what more abilities Dante has, but I'm sure they're enough

[humble comet]

Knowing cats, that would be sadly unhealthy to them 💔

[solar talon]

[burnt notch]

💔 dying microorganism going against a boundless demon

[humble comet]

Upside to being a cat:

• free food

Downside to being a cat

• you only eat one food your whole life
  

[burnt notch]

Downside:
The IRS steals your catfood to gamble

[solar talon]

plus being a cat, i can jump off skyscrapers

[humble comet]

Humans had it too easy when it comes to food

Imagine hunting for food when u can just make ur own

[humble comet]

[humble comet]

Do you get a year supply of catfood if u get jackpot or something

[solar talon]

taking the cat lands on their feet to the extreme

[young hawk]

This cat stole my food and acted he did nothing

[burnt notch]

You get 777 cans of catfood if you hit the jackpot

[humble comet]

If I were a cat, I will somehow manage to fail to land on my feet

[unborn mortar]

He is innocent trust me

[young hawk]

Too late i drowned him 16 meters deep

[unborn mortar]

I would like to represent the car

[solar talon]

i didn't do anything

[night bough]

Bring it to me

[humble comet]

One time I had a stray cat trying to eat with a spoon

[burnt notch]

I was in your walls and I can confirm that it wasn't him

[unborn mortar]

Now that's a life sentence

Nvm it's a death

[young hawk]

But thats not my home thats at the diving course pool place

[burnt notch]

As someone who's also in your floors I can confirm you indeed got rid of it

[humble comet]

Life sentence and death sentence being both a very bad thing

[burnt notch]

Life word

[unborn mortar]

Death word

[burnt notch]

Job word

[young hawk]

(I didnt do it he just went away)

[unborn mortar]

Taxes

[burnt notch]

He's lying guys

[humble comet]

Do cat pay taxes

[unborn mortar]

No

[bright bear]

idk but I feel that scp sound overrated or something , deep research is required and I don't have time or pc to know

[humble comet]

Suprisingly, theres a stronger scp

[young hawk]

Animals are laughing at us that we need to pay everything

[humble comet]

The irl p2w

[burnt notch]

Just take it as that scarlet king can demolish infinite universes without trying

[humble comet]

Imagine paying for a WATER

[humble comet]

Scp 682 had more plot armor than batman

[true oriole]

When the day breaks ong

[young hawk]

Fatman

[burnt notch]

That thing is diabolical

[true oriole]

When the day breaks absolutely solos everything

[humble comet]

Funny how the classification is just "yup, we're all dead dont even bother"

[burnt notch]

You erased him from reality?
Comes back and erases the thing that erased it from reality

[young hawk]

I ragebaited batman ai chatbot by calling him fatman

[true oriole]

Bohoo the sun is evil and we all gonna die

[unborn mortar]

Can the day breaks beat Larry

[humble comet]

To add insult to injury

He becomes god and erases you instead

[true oriole]

Yes

[unborn mortar]

Unreal

[burnt notch]

He's more than a god in his full potential

[true oriole]

[humble comet]

Coldest day in florida

[solar talon]

[true oriole]

ong

[humble comet]

Saitama vs scp 682

[burnt notch]

Too much bs armor

[true oriole]

What about scp 096

[humble comet]

He technically can die

He just ungodly durable

[solar talon]

what a normal day in Florida

[burnt notch]

Scp 682 would get bullied at first but yeah he can adapt to Saitamas adaptation that his fans claim to have

[humble comet]

It would be infinite loop because both arent suppose to die

And eventually the universe ends

[true oriole]

And this little

[burnt notch]

Extremely durable bones, extremely high regeneration

[humble comet]

Josh

[burnt notch]

Regenerates from the bones

[true oriole]

Yeah

[burnt notch]

682 would out adapt

[true oriole]

An insane combination could be 035 and 096

[burnt notch]

Ollie

[humble comet]

This looks cursed

[true oriole]

Something ain’t right here

[unborn mortar]

Go/Jo reference

[burnt notch]

Scp 096 becomes a cry baby if you hit him hard enough

[humble comet]

The fact theres a half cat

Implies theres the other half somewhere

[burnt notch]

I remember that one time SCP 049 became a God

[burnt notch]

Truly bs writing

[humble comet]

If u ask 05 council about this,

Not only they kill you for it, they send you to actual hell

[burnt notch]

Fun fact: Peanut is the first written SCP

[humble comet]

Im gonna die why did you show this to me 😭

[true oriole]

Yall know the story when the scp foundation went against every humans and released all of their scp

[humble comet]

Random bs go

[true oriole]

Yeah, more specifically posted on 4chan

[burnt notch]

The world devourer was absent

[true oriole]

[humble comet]

Is that not the doctor

[burnt notch]

SCP 682 was nerfed

[true oriole]

We all gonna die gng

[burnt notch]

Yes,he became the soul stealer after entering SCP 914

[humble comet]

Escaping the earth won't be enough

[true oriole]

He won’t stop chasing you

[humble comet]

What happens if u put scp 914 in a scp 914

[humble comet]

I see, i do know he is pretty op and takes out souls I've watched some animations

[burnt notch]

Not even traveling to another dimension or universe works

[burnt notch]

You get SCP 914 but better

[humble comet]

Souls surgeon from pg3d

[true oriole]

Average Dr bright ideas

[humble comet]

Not even hyper sonic or grand zeno can protect us

[burnt notch]

The soul stealing SCP 049

[humble comet]

Yes

[burnt notch]

They might be able to

[humble comet]

Let him design pg3d stuff and watch something worse than chrono set being made

[humble comet]

But wouldn't shy guy just regenerate and come back to reality even if he gets erased

[burnt notch]

That's not how he works

He's not SCP 682

[true oriole]

😭

[humble comet]

Apparently scp 173 can kill him instantly

[humble comet]

So scp 096's bones are simply unbreakable ?

[burnt notch]

He cannot

[burnt notch]

Nah just too tuff

[true oriole]

We need to test if it’s true

[humble comet]

Scp 173 can snap 096 neck supposely

[humble comet]

Will that be enough to kill him

[true oriole]

[burnt notch]

I heard this guy is pretty strong, might need to do some research

[true oriole]

096 doesn’t give a hell his neck is broken

[humble comet]

Apparently the scp 173 just snap his neck again

Battle beast from invincible vs scp 096
Who wins?

[true oriole]

Are u taking these ideas from a specific YouTuber that made animation about these?

[burnt notch]

I wonder who's stronger
Current aletheia or pre retconned supreme author

[humble comet]

Yes

[young hawk]

I barely know scp i only know scp 1471 and scp 173

[burnt notch]

096

[humble comet]

It looks so silly

[humble comet]

Is this even a fight

[humble comet]

I see

[true oriole]

I watched like 2 videos of him only

[burnt notch]

1471

[true oriole]

Hydrogen bomb vs baby ahh

[humble comet]

I know alot of scp

[humble comet]

I watched every single vid of his that has 096 in it, i think

[young hawk]

Yes the wolf looking

[humble comet]

Furry

[true oriole]

I should watch more, my fav 096 videos on YouTube is that one short film of 096

[young hawk]

No i am not

[humble comet]

How op is scp 001?

[true oriole]

Dr Dan kill 096 pls and tu

[burnt notch]

Wonder of u SCP version

[humble comet]

Lol that's you

[true oriole]

Which one

[humble comet]

Gate guardian

[burnt notch]

Which 001

[true oriole]

I made the scramble gear trust

[humble comet]

Guess the scp

[burnt notch]

He can spank the scarlet king in en branch

[true oriole]

My fav 001 is when the day breaks

[humble comet]

I trust

[burnt notch]

3660?

[true oriole]

Idk

[humble comet]

Nice

[humble comet]

Imagine having this scp as your zipper

[true oriole]

Who plays scp secret lab here

[burnt notch]

Is SCP 1548 behind SCP 001 when day breaks

[humble comet]

Thats just normal day in california

[humble comet]

Depending on how lucky you are

You probably gonna die

[true oriole]

Why they’re not big mass of melted meat already then

[humble comet]

Zoo zipper

[humble comet]

Yeah

[humble comet]

They just built different

Scp 3000 vs Godzilla in hell, who wins ?

[true oriole]

✌️

[humble comet]

You either get a cat

Or become a fish (good luck with that)

[burnt notch]

I don't know this guy, just know that he's stronk

[humble comet]

Interesting

[true oriole]

Maybe 3000?

[humble comet]

It just replaces you with random animal

[true oriole]

No idea with this one sadly

[young hawk]

Is everything an scp rn

[humble comet]

I mean, Godzilla in hell is pretty powerful ngl
Most powerful version of Godzilla (correct me if I'm wrong)

Also, it killed everyone because they messed around too much and a blue whale showed up out of nowhere

[true oriole]

Guys looks this pic my grandpa took a few years ago

[humble comet]

So i can turn into a human

[burnt notch]

3000 is 8km longs

[young hawk]

All we know is the oxygen we are breathing is SCP02

[true oriole]

Damn yea

[humble comet]

Theres a water fountain scp that turns animal into human btw

[burnt notch]

Blur that

[true oriole]

4 goddamn pixels 🗣️

[humble comet]

Chrono set user in pg3d is a scp by itself

[humble comet]

Wow I want to meet it

[true oriole]

Chrono set on 914 on rough

[humble comet]

Who is that

[burnt notch]

144p

[humble comet]

Scp 144 I see

[true oriole]

Is site 19 located on Canada?

[humble comet]

Its just as unpredictable tho

The result is either a catgirl, or something straight from happy farms

[humble comet]

So It can turn me into a person with goat legs?

[humble comet]

Probably

[true oriole]

Can I turn this into a human

[humble comet]

Heisei godzilla, can he beat 3000 too or not

[humble comet]

You get a :
Furry
😺
👕
🦵

[burnt notch]

I haven't researched Godzilla in hell, can't tell

[burnt notch]

Anything that exists without his knowledge, exists without his consent for he is the beast

[true oriole]

That thing

[true oriole]

Wait I’m scp

[humble comet]

[burnt notch]

Like accidentally blowing up an entire narrative

[humble comet]

I wonder just how powerful is scp 3000? Can it swallow planets or something cuz heisei godzilla can destroy the entire earth in the meltdown burning form

[true oriole]

Yall played any scp game?

[humble comet]

Also I searched up a scp and one of my oc showed up in search result 😭

[burnt notch]

SCP: The dawn of the IRS(unreleased)

[true oriole]

[humble comet]

No but I do watch containment breach

[true oriole]

Damn

[humble comet]

And its just watching people make drinks

[true oriole]

I’ll search up for this one more later

[humble comet]

How many scps have been made /official/unofficial so far?

[humble comet]

Yes

[true oriole]

Antimatter ✌️

[true oriole]

Uhhh many

[humble comet]

The fact it did actually made that and so it explodes in response

[burnt notch]

Who do y'all think shattered SCP 173's true form with the great flood

[humble comet]

Any specific number

[true oriole]

[humble comet]

[humble comet]

This is the true form?

[true oriole]

That thing scares me on SCP SL

[humble comet]

Nah actually I'm pretty sure he can but he will also die himself in the process but idk

[humble comet]

Copyright strike is the scariest scp

[humble comet]

[burnt notch]

Yes,the koitern, he's like stronger than the void emperor and scarlet demon

[humble comet]

I think so

[true oriole]

This one is my favorite

[humble comet]

I like to imagine this thing just sprints at you when ur not looking

[true oriole]

And just lowk crack ur neck

[humble comet]

Is that form actually just made of cement or actually flesh

[burnt notch]

The only dudes I know from scp that can beat him are Pre retconned supreme author and Aletheia

[burnt notch]

Concrete

[humble comet]

Since when did this nut got other form

[true oriole]

I always wondered, scp 173 is inmune to 001 when the day breaks event!

[humble comet]

So it's still a statue

[humble comet]

The prank bro pulls on me:

[humble comet]

Its just a piece of rock, what it gonna do

[burnt notch]

Funny concrete statue that that waged war on the Leviathans, a species that includes the true form of SCP-682, and killed a third of them. The Leviathans are capable of damaging the roots of the Tree of Knowledge, a multiversal structure containing infinite dimensions.

[humble comet]

I was surprised too, I should start looking into the scp stuff again ngl

[true oriole]

The prank bro pulls on me when I just ignore him for just a second

[young hawk]

Do we consider this a furry

[humble comet]

No, it's a skinwalker in disguise

[true oriole]

Damn yeah, crack the neck of the melted people? Even if they don’t have neck

[humble comet]

If you define furry by bipedalism in general, why not

[humble comet]

It's a genie actually

[humble comet]

It can somehow snap 682 neck so

[burnt notch]

Don't underestimate it,it can solo your favourite verse excluding World of darkness and who has scp as their favourite verse anyways

[humble comet]

I wish for the universe to explode

[true oriole]

173 will save us

[humble comet]

Can 173 beat saitama

[humble comet]

No

[burnt notch]

No , unless we are talking about his true form

[humble comet]

If my favourite verse is tax collectors, what will happen?

[true oriole]

173 Vs chrono set users

[humble comet]

So I win

[humble comet]

Chronopunks gona block all the damage

[burnt notch]

We are powerless against it,it overpays us

[humble comet]

Wdym you win

[humble comet]

Lol

[humble comet]

Cant solo the OPM verse

Can cosmic garou beat true form 173?

[true oriole]

Fair battle

[young hawk]

Only caillou could beat saitama

[humble comet]

This is now #scp-topic

[humble comet]

If we're talking about normal s ranks then it can but saitama and garou, nah

[humble comet]

Whats yall favorite scp

[burnt notch]

I still don't know who the almighty is

[humble comet]

I think Popeye solos every scp

[true oriole]

Yes for a moment

[humble comet]

Peak

[burnt notch]

Is it the Supreme author before he got retconned or Aletheia

[true oriole]

096, 001 when the day breaks and uhh 914

[humble comet]

Scp 173, scp 096, scp 999 etc

[true oriole]

096 is Goated

[humble comet]

I dont know what is my favorite

[burnt notch]

The backrooms is also a SCP

[true oriole]

[humble comet]

The pg3d lore says so

[humble comet]

Just gate guardian, nothing else

[true oriole]

Really?

[burnt notch]

Backrooms is a part of SCP

[humble comet]

I don't think so

[true oriole]

Another of my fav scp is 076 able

[tired siren]

Maybe giving you my luck was the right thing after all

[humble comet]

What is bro gatekeeping

Guys this is the best scp and cutest one ever

[burnt notch]

Ok I was spreading misinfo

[burnt notch]

Garden of Eden

[true oriole]

Yes

[humble comet]

It's supposed to keep eden from others until god arrives

[burnt notch]

The bane of the scarlet king

[humble comet]

@true oriole yes, ugly fat creature, it's adorable

[true oriole]

So adorable

[burnt notch]

Which God does it refer to

[humble comet]

The what

[humble comet]

Jesus

[humble comet]

...

[burnt notch]

Was he the one who shattered the koitern

[humble comet]

Tf is that

[humble comet]

Whats even inside it anyway

[burnt notch]

🍎

[humble comet]

Wait is Jesus peace be upon him now in the scp universe to?

[humble comet]

Must be a really yummy apple

[humble comet]

What

[humble comet]

They added him in scp universe?

[burnt notch]

Nope

[humble comet]

No

[humble comet]

Scps are so broken, need to balance them ngl

[burnt notch]

We do have the broken God and Yaldaboath who loves us but is cruel

[humble comet]

Oh

[humble comet]

Fr this scarlet king is like 10th dimensional being or something

[burnt notch]

These two can't stop beefing

[humble comet]

@wild hatch can solo all scps ngl

[humble comet]

No

But there is scp 343 which is similiar

[humble comet]

I think I know that scp

[burnt notch]

Why does he have my pickle saber

[humble comet]

No one knows if hes just a guy with superpower or a literal god

He just exists

[humble comet]

Because yes

[burnt notch]

These MFs can't stop fighting,just marry already

[humble comet]

The baby would be op too

[burnt notch]

@humble comet are you the broken God

[humble comet]

No wan is a cog

[burnt notch]

His name is Wan

[humble comet]

How does salt water taste like

[humble comet]

Try it yourself

[humble comet]

from where do I get it

[humble comet]

[humble comet]

Do you not have salt inside your home

Nvm I can just use my imaginations,
So basically salt water tastes like

||Salty water||

[humble comet]

I do

[burnt notch]

Wait no this is wrong, they're siblings and scarlet king is the nephew who wants to destroy creation

[humble comet]

Then pour 1 cup of salt into a drinkable clear water and mix em up then try

[bright bear]

I think they're only made in a way that lacks creativity, just absolute cliché destructive concepts to make "dedicated fandom" "win the debate" by mentioning anything.
by the way I think it's been a hour they're talking about ts

[burnt notch]

I'm sad that supreme author got retconned

[unborn mortar]

❤️

[humble comet]

Nice

[humble comet]

Biblically accurate 8 bit

[humble comet]

They made a furry fandom a scp

[humble comet]

Nice

Should be class 4

[bright bear]

whag-

[young hawk]

Are people who put milk first before cereal considered an scp

[bright bear]

also, I think pg3d breaks screen recorders on mobile ?

[humble comet]

I think I'll pass erm

[bright bear]

I've filmed a bug and video can't save, doesn't occur in other apps.
in pg3d it'll say "couldn't record"

[burnt notch]

Scp 5000

[humble comet]

True it's just the characters you make up at 3am in the shower

[bright bear]

let's get to the important point,

[bright bear]

^

[humble comet]

Just spit it out after a sip

[burnt notch]

So yes, lets kill all microorganisms for spoiling my milk

[humble comet]

Yes, it did happen

[bright bear]

finally I filmed it

[humble comet]

I make soldiers and mythical creatures with my mind at 3 am

Not whatever that is

[bright bear]

@humble comet #🪲│bugs-submission

[humble comet]

[bright bear]

change load then change boots, best bug to entirely disconnect match (you won't find same lobby)

[humble comet]

Absolute cinema

[bright bear]

hey I can even do it in main lobby

like kicking myself from nothing

[humble comet]

[frozen oak]

@proper dragon 🧃

[proper dragon]

@frozen oak 🧋

[bright bear]

🧉

[digital kayak]

motivational poster

[humble comet]

I will vomit

[humble comet]

It's not that bad

[humble comet]

For me it is

[humble comet]

I just make new monster movies up in my mind at any random time

[unborn mortar]

The voices

[burnt notch]

These darn voices

[humble comet]

Never thought I seen a dude this serious about playing with cats

[unborn mortar]

Cat

[humble comet]

The dialog with that face is a mood

[young hawk]

Fats

[humble comet]

[gentle gazelle]

Bored

[young hawk]

I almost thought you are at TA

And im literally at TA rn

[humble comet]

Imagine meeting each other irl

[solar talon]

cricket sounds intensifies

[humble comet]

[humble comet]

I'm wondering who's actually big

[humble comet]

Thanos is bigger than an average person

[humble comet]

Not so titan if he is not titan sized

[humble comet]

He can also become colossal titan (flanos)

[humble comet]

[humble comet]

Who's thanos

[humble comet]

@young hawk

[young hawk]

Im shanty and the 6 dings

[grand horizon]

Nah, that wasn't him

[humble comet]

Shanty and the 6 dingy thanos

A perfect apocalyspe duo

A girl with a gun
And a guy with a shower sprinkler

[grand horizon]

Oh bruh, i was done for my tank raid

[young hawk]

Shower sprinkler would be effective against reddit moderators

[bright bear]

we forgor tourney

[humble comet]

[gentle gazelle]

I don’t fw TA anymore the ice rink is too small for me and why the hell is it so sepi now so many stores are closed

[young hawk]

I go to ta for gym now

Not really for anythinf else

[gentle gazelle]

I used to skate daily there

[young hawk]

Also sometimes funworld

[gentle gazelle]

But since æon near me has opened I skate there now

[gentle gazelle]

Do you know animal kaiser?

[young hawk]

Ye but i dont play it

I play tank!tank!tank!, time crisis 5, operation ghost

Very rarely wangan

[gentle gazelle]

I used to collect the cards mainly because my brother gave em to me

[young hawk]

My brother had alot of those

[gentle gazelle]

Cultured

Yk what I kinda regret not going to TA bcs my favorite cosplayer was there

He was skating there aaaaa I want to bump into him omggg

[young hawk]

Who

Its probably caseoh

[humble comet]

What will happen if somebody swallows caseoh whole

[gentle gazelle]

Gallent

[gentle gazelle]

Lu built like caseoh

[young hawk]

No im slim

[charred ibex]

[young hawk]

Caseoh²

[solar talon]

swalloh

[gentle gazelle]

🧢

[charred ibex]

Quitting in a week 😢

[gleaming grove]

Unpopular "HOTTAKE" opinion: The New PASWG is better than K-Pop Demon Hunter.

[solar talon]

yeah
screw this game fr

[gleaming grove]

Y'all, what do you think about unpopular hot take opinion of mine?

[charred ibex]

I don't know what any of those are

[gleaming grove]

Just search it on Google.

If you didn't know of those.

[charred ibex]

Okay bet

[gentle gazelle]

Basically purple haired woman dating hongdae guy

[gleaming grove]

The new PASWG Season 2 is peak btw.

[young hawk]

I have fast metabolism its difficult for me to gain weight

[grand horizon]

Really true

[gentle gazelle]

That’s a blessing

[gleaming grove]

They are team with Scanty or (idfk whatever that is the 2nd demon name from PASWG.). (Season 2 apparently.)

[charred ibex]

Okay I just searched it up. Idk man but those two shows look peak, I'm not even gonna finna cap

[gleaming grove]

Yeah.

[young hawk]

Its both blessing and a curse so its a double edged sword

[gentle gazelle]

Why is it a curse? You want to bulk?

[young hawk]

Yes

[gleaming grove]

I don't hate K Pop Demon Hunter cuz I'm K Pop fan btw-💀

[gentle gazelle]

For what

[young hawk]

So i dont look like i just survived the great depression

Im not that skinny anymore at least though

[zenith palm]

Did you use all of your fuels or nah

[grand horizon]

I use all of my fuels

[zenith palm]

Now do your tasks 🗣️ 🔥

[humble comet]

What if the task is kill 10 enemies with melee while on paradise resort lighthouse without any armor and gadgets and pets

[grand horizon]

Then it's give you with 250 valor i think

[bright bear]

I invite my bros

why they're named clan tasks after all

[humble comet]

Teamwork makes the dreamwork 🙏

[zenith palm]

Task helpers exist :

[nimble gull]

does this imply that they are tomboys

[humble comet]

Maybe

[gentle gazelle]

Being a lidi is everyone’s goal tho

[young hawk]

You mean just for the girls

[gentle gazelle]

Boys don’t wanna be lidi?

[young hawk]

Depends

Guys in japan love to be skinny i guess

[frozen oak]

got full natlan team now

[young hawk]

No

[gentle gazelle]

Ryuk is fine

[young hawk]

What

[humble comet]

Why is benny not there

[young hawk]

Wtf

[gentle gazelle]

[humble comet]

Sumo wrestler:

[young hawk]

Could a sumo wrestler beat caseoh

[grand horizon]

You

Stop drinking coffee

[young hawk]

Technically intelligence goes to coughing baby

The baby knows theres something on the throat so the baby coughs it out

[sage crane]

If you think about it, itll always be a tie

The bomb explodes so the bombs dead but the same fate happens with the baby

So it’s a tie

[proper dragon]

im about to get citlali in 5.8

[frozen oak]

not needed for mualani

[young hawk]

Ewo

[sage crane]

Natlan is such a snooze fest of a region

[proper dragon]

tea
you

[humble comet]

Hydrogen explodes, baby goes to paradise,
Beyond neg diff
But if baby can walk, he can walk further away and hydrogen explodes, babu survives, baby wins high diff

[sage crane]

Natlan is like bottom 2 regions in Genshin

[humble comet]

Wait I thought that was a premium mav team

[proper dragon]

what is top 1

[sage crane]

Sumeru for putting me to sleep

[humble comet]

Can you even outrun that

[frozen oak]

ooh good luck

[humble comet]

If baby was given a small car, yes

[humble comet]

[young hawk]

You need an alien capsule not a car

[humble comet]

If baby was the flash

[humble comet]

Yes baby with alien capsule can beat hydrogen bomb

[proper dragon]

premium mualani team

[humble comet]

The baby will become flash

[young hawk]

I read this as if baby was a fish

[frozen oak]

nop I’m using her as a pyro application support for mualani

[gentle gazelle]

Fih

[humble comet]

Fih

[frozen oak]

though it is the usual premium team for mauv

[humble comet]

If a baby was a fish, it will die from lack of water

[humble comet]

Big dmg and also
What is mavuika exactly riding ?

[humble comet]

Makes sense

[proper dragon]

all i see is dante but

[humble comet]

Thousand blazing motorcycles

[proper dragon]

new cat entered my home @frozen oak

[frozen oak]

WOAH

[humble comet]

Why do animals usually kill me with cuteness

[frozen oak]

it’s so small

[humble comet]

Nerf animals fr (do not)

[proper dragon]

i still didnt decided a name for her

[frozen oak]

is it a wild kitty?

or did you adopt her

[humble comet]

I'm convinced 80% of the world is cat lover

[humble comet]

I want to get put to eternal sleep already

[humble comet]

98%, even the most sick and mentally ill people love cats

[proper dragon]

she was under a car in a rainy day, i noticed her yelling all the way from 6th floor 😭 so i took her home with me

[humble comet]

🪦

[proper dragon]

my cat hissed at her all day till now theyve become friend rn

[gentle gazelle]

I’m a dog lover

[proper dragon]

be a cat lover

[gentle gazelle]

Funny yellow dog

[gentle gazelle]

Dog is like a homie to me while cats are those annoying tsundere girls who punch you everytime

[humble comet]

He must be very strong to withstand a kitty like that

[frozen oak]

no wayy 😭 also do you have supersonic hearing or smth? hearing those meows from the 6th floor

[humble comet]

True

[proper dragon]

her meowing was this loud she just woke me up at 5am to feed her yesterday

[proper dragon]

...🐴

[humble comet]

So hungry i could eat a hors-

[humble comet]

[gentle gazelle]

@crimson eagle rain rain

[humble comet]

Can you eat raiden's cooked food tho?

[humble comet]

No

NOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED

[humble comet]

He got cooked

She

[digital kayak]

Damn rem looks so different

[humble comet]

NVM SHE'S ALIVE

[glacial fjord]

guys

[crimson eagle]

Mclaren crash in eau rouge

[humble comet]

Wtf that's actually real?

[humble comet]

Let her cook 🔥

Does she burn the kitchen?

[grand horizon]

Oh bruhhhh

I saw that on my tiktok too

[humble comet]

[sinful wedge]

Going abroad next day and I haven't prepared my luggage

[humble comet]

Yes

[zenith palm]

Yk what im not seeing rn

[dense hollow]

[humble comet]

Dm

[zenith palm]

[nimble gull]

chewing on air

[gentle gazelle]

Good news/prophecy

[gentle gazelle]

That’s Ram

[nimble gull]

random access memory?

[gentle gazelle]

Yes

[nimble gull]

or 🐏

[unborn mortar]

👁️

[gentle gazelle]

Robots human robots human

[nimble gull]

poke

[unborn mortar]

I hate you so much

[gentle gazelle]

Paft dunk my beloved

[humble comet]

humans

[unborn mortar]

Hadioread my beloved

[nimble gull]

I HATE YOU🥵💖✨

[gaunt ginkgo]

I hate you so much🥵💖✨💝

[gentle gazelle]

I hate everything about you

[unborn mortar]

Thanks

[gentle gazelle]

🎸 *

[nimble gull]

when there's three days of grace

[humble comet]

Wtf

[gentle gazelle]

Cultured

[unborn mortar]

[humble comet]

What did I come back to

[nimble gull]

😎 🎸

[unborn mortar]

How does one play Limbus Company

I am still suffering

[nimble gull]

why are people getting surprised over “🥵”

[gentle gazelle]

@crimson eagle keep the rain longer please so I can gaze at him

[unborn mortar]

Their mind prolly

[gentle gazelle]

🥵

🌶️

[digital kayak]

🖼️

[nimble gull]

i'm not building these pyramids anymore🥵🥵

[nimble gull]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii heyyyy

[gentle gazelle]

Are you an ancient egypt slave?

[nimble gull]

mayhaps

[unborn mortar]

Red Hot Chilli Pepper

[nimble gull]

i managed to escape

[gentle gazelle]

When the tissue is scarred

[unborn mortar]

Lies

[night bough]

When it's californified

[gentle gazelle]

When you can’t stop

[digital kayak]

haii hi

[unborn mortar]

When you uh

[humble comet]

I once put a entire habareno in tuna sandwich and it was worst mistake of my life

[gentle gazelle]

Bob L’éponge 💛

[night bough]

When

hey oh

[unborn mortar]

Idot

[gentle gazelle]

Idot

[humble comet]

[unborn mortar]

[nimble gull]

oh mr crowley

[digital kayak]

A 12

[nimble gull]

with a 51

[unborn mortar]

You are an idot

[nimble gull]

i love you spongebob 💛

[unborn mortar]

Car

Make the car suffer by playing ok computer album

[nimble gull]

he only headbangs, how is he gonna headbang to depressed band

[unborn mortar]

Get a new one

Make that one listen

[nimble gull]

nah he fine

[digital kayak]

⏬

[unborn mortar]

Anyways gn I guess

[nimble gull]

⏬

[young hawk]

I just ate so many proteins

[night bough]

egg

[young hawk]

Technically i only ate one quail egg and the rest of the protein are from other foods

[gentle gazelle]

rain rain go way come again another day

[gentle gazelle]

eat rice

[young hawk]

I ate like 2 portions

[gentle gazelle]

belum kenyang tuh

[sage crane]

Do you have corrupt kodamas

[crimson eagle]

No more rain

[gentle gazelle]

5 minutes to go

[proper dragon]

ur a 5'1

[gentle gazelle]

Midget paopao

[crimson eagle]

“Safety car”

[gentle gazelle]

For the whole 44 laps 🛏️

[digital kayak]

For those who want 12:51

[proper dragon]

what do i get at 12:51

[sullen canyon]

Kit

Evil kit

[gentle gazelle]

sleepinator

[crimson eagle]

@gentle gazelle unsafe release 10s pen for leclerc

[wild hatch]

youre damn right!

[gentle gazelle]

brah

[crimson eagle]

No more podium

[gentle gazelle]

lemme kidnap the stewards

[sullen canyon]

Wanna watch spongbop

[gentle gazelle]

ocooooonnnn grrrr 😡

[crimson eagle]

“Hamilton 2.2 ps time” “Gasly 3.9”💔

[gentle gazelle]

damn is 😂🎉

[gentle gazelle]

wanna watch @digital kayak

[gentle gazelle]

Hamilton pulling the Hülk

P18 to p7 babyy

[crimson eagle]

He’ll get p5-6 max

[gentle gazelle]

why so negative 💔

eh watch Hamilton get slimed by sauber duo

p9-10

[crimson eagle]

Cuz he didnt join alpine

[gentle gazelle]

ion wanna see him in pink

[crimson eagle]

Discrimination against pink people

[gentle gazelle]

bro lives in barbie land

[lofty yacht]

@abstract cedar W new bro 🔥

[abstract cedar]

Yessir @lofty yacht

[zinc plover]

.

[true oriole]

Dot

[elder fjord]

Yessir@crimson eagle

[vast needle]

@shut pebble what did you do

[shut pebble]

[gentle gazelle]

@crimson eagle boring race ngl

[crimson eagle]

Gasly masterclass

[honest walrus]

@solar talon bruh me and my old classmate did rank, dark system lobby but arlott 2 13 trash core and smh this nana who is also dark system kept complaining while she ain't rotating

we lost, also nana didn't clear minion, gg

[gentle gazelle]

does nothing = p3

[crimson eagle]

Car merchant

Should show his true potential at alpine

[honest walrus]

Enough to turn off roam in my matchmaking queue rn

[wet fox]

Why the hell is he drinking water out of a glass bottle

[gentle gazelle]

why does bro want everyone to drive for alpine 😭

[wet fox]

A plastic bottle would do better

[crimson eagle]

Alpine is where driver really show that they’re not dependent of their car

Not everyone gets to show that, only gasly

[gentle gazelle]

colapintod isn't able to do that

[crimson eagle]

Washed pay driver

Don’t know why he was even considered as a f1 driver

[gentle gazelle]

hope we stay safe from the Argentinians 🙏

[crimson eagle]

Would be better off as gasly’s left shoe cleaner

[wet fox]

Ive proceed your request and i have made the decision to deny your request, please send a review to our serveices!

[nimble gull]

+9

[true edge]

14'1

[sage crane]

Forsaken community ruined the spawn symbol

[exotic sedge]

Orphan!!

[true edge]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

[exotic sedge]

Not here

[true edge]

Hi hatchungus

[true edge]

It's okay me neither

[exotic sedge]

How are you?

[true edge]

Look at my dock

[exotic sedge]

Chubby