🤯│off-topic

[small flame]

Daily protein in one meal.

[wet fox]

see prune man gets it

[lunar nova]

💀

Its because when you cook it it shrivels up and shrinks

How do i cook bacon

[hazy bane]

Seriously, who eats raw meats?

[lunar nova]

Can one of you help me

[small flame]

Cooked bacon tastes better 😂

[static pebble]

[wet fox]

normal ppl

[small flame]

[shut pebble]

never said raw tastes good

just looks good

[small flame]

I never said you did.

[quiet surge]

[shut pebble]

u right

[hazy bane]

At least you are with me. I finally have someone who agrees with me.

[lunar nova]

Laprune had started some beef

Get it cuz its meat and yeah nevermind..

[quiet surge]

LaPrune is beef

[hazy bane]

😂

[shut pebble]

flat pan, turn hear on 3-4 let it heat up and slowly cook (;

[hazy bane]

It's a piece of cake.

[wet fox]

it feels like your eating it dirrectly from the animal

[small flame]

@pearl grove read what?

[shut pebble]

never done that before? L

[lunar nova]

I might burn the house down pray for me

[wet fox]

ive done it im just saying

[wise orchid]

he probably read at the uhh.....

[shut pebble]

u dont need butter or oil
the bacon has its own oil (;

[wet fox]

i pray you burn down the house

[hazy bane]

Laprune smart lol.

[hazy bane]

Be careful.

[shut pebble]

i cook

[hazy bane]

i eat.

[wise orchid]

hope this destroyed soon

[lunar nova]

I know but some of the fat that renders from the bacon will explode on me

[shut pebble]

same bro… same

[lunar nova]

Thats what happened last time i cooked it years ago

[hazy bane]

girl*

[small flame]

3rd degree burns.

[shut pebble]

only if its too hot

[hazy bane]

BOOM!

[wet fox]

why eat table salt when you can eat chlorine and Sodium at different moments

[shut pebble]

girls dont exist

i dont believe in them

[small flame]

Look @pearl grove I have a 🔪

[hazy bane]

Okay then, I'm a man now, not a woman no more.

[wet fox]

they are just government conspiracies

[shut pebble]

see i was RIGHT

[pearl grove]

[tawny mango]

I don't believe in human rights

[hazy bane]

U nab.

[shut pebble]

mine was taken already find someone else

[pearl grove]

You left me on read

[shut pebble]

im very pro nab

[tawny mango]

Oh

[small flame]

Where??

[pearl grove]

Reactions

[hazy bane]

what am I then?

[pearl grove]

[hazy bane]

You are a perfect nab that's why

[wet fox]

its 11:12

[shut pebble]

a leaf… some dirt…. or a dishwasher idk what u wanna be

[small flame]

Sorry pookie. I didn’t get notified.

[lunar nova]

Cooking time

[wet fox]

LMAFO

[sage crane]

Nice drink

[wet fox]

i shouldnt be lauging

[hazy bane]

We don't say dishwasher, we say dishwashim.

[wet fox]

but holy hell

[lunar nova]

W or L fridge

[shut pebble]

i cant do weman sports no more );

[sage crane]

L

[lunar nova]

I cant survive without mustard

[sage crane]

Is that dish soap in your fridge

[tawny mango]

Fish

[lunar nova]

Also idk why there is sunscreen in the frige

[shut pebble]

erm….

[small flame]

@pearl grove 🧁

[sage crane]

Is that windex

[tawny mango]

Do pixel games

[sage crane]

What the hell is in that spray bottle

[hazy bane]

New video when btw?

[lunar nova]

Sunscreen

[pearl grove]

Should be empty ngl

[shut pebble]

how many gallons of milk do u have… i get 9 gallons a week

[sage crane]

I hate regular mustard in of itself

[shut pebble]

when work at work stops working me to work

[pearl grove]

[tawny mango]

Honey mustard?

[sage crane]

I only use mustard as an ingredient, it’s a terrible thing

[wet fox]

why watch weman sports

[small flame]

Don’t make me ugly cry now.

[hazy bane]

Oh you have a job?

[lunar nova]

I drink 2L everyday

[sage crane]

Idk

[shut pebble]

yes, im full time

[quiet surge]

when legend

[sage crane]

I dont remember the taste of honey mustard

[shut pebble]

get gud my milk raw milk

[sage crane]

But mustard is pretty ew

[tawny mango]

I heard people don't watch weman sports

[hazy bane]

Oh okay, btw idk if you remember me, I had you in my friend list on my old discord account.

[tawny mango]

Today is the day

[quiet surge]

🙏

[shut pebble]

ye i remember u chacha u that one…. little child human thing

[lunar nova]

What if i dip my bacon into the egg and then cook it W or L idea

[sage crane]

Why the hell you drinking raw milk

[tawny mango]

On it's own yes. I do like small quantities on hot dogs though

[hazy bane]

Yeah that's riiight!

[shut pebble]

its yummy… been doing it for like 10 years now

[sage crane]

Immunity to salmonella and Ebola by now

[raven hedge]

Ebola

[shut pebble]

[hazy bane]

Milk is very good very nice.

[wet fox]

[sage crane]

Cows can get Ebola and spread it into the milk

[raven hedge]

Goofy name

[lunar nova]

I love meat i eat it everyday

[shut pebble]

i get my milk from an Amish farm so…

[light vector]

Milk from fridge or just raw

[shut pebble]

well we put the milk in the fridge bc i cant drink 9 gallons in a day

[hazy bane]

I get mine from Amazon. (just kidding)

[lunar nova]

Should i cook my eggs first or bacon

[sage crane]

The entire reason milk is processed is because milk can have diseases

[light vector]

Oh then I Drink either raw or warm

[shut pebble]

bacon, eggs u can cook in 30 seconds

[wet fox]

i drink chocolate milk from a brown cow

[light vector]

[raven hedge]

Stupid

[hazy bane]

Bacon.

[raven hedge]

?afk sick, sleeping

[formal wing]

@raven hedge I set your AFK: sick, sleeping

[shut pebble]

well if its fresh milk u can drink it warm just fine bc isnt old enough to harm u

[sage crane]

And raw milk also lasts less time

[hazy bane]

do you prefer cold milk or warm milk?

[wet fox]

wha? your brown cows dont make chocolate milk instead of normal milk? weird

[formal wing]

Archon Cue™ is AFK: sick, sleeping - a few seconds ago

[quiet surge]

7% of american adults think chocolate milk comes from brown cows

[shut pebble]

it does but, i have 10 siblings

[fallow umbra]

What level should i bot next (unnerfed sakupen circles and hell, buffbath, a sonic wave remake, and kuzureta done)

[shut pebble]

cold

[wet fox]

yea it does

[quiet surge]

he jealous 🗣️

[sage crane]

Cold milk soloes

[lunar nova]

If you think about it milk is something we shouldnt be drinking

[wet fox]

like strawberry milk comes from pink cows

[delicate hinge]

I think my setup for my PC gone worse. I’m only obsessed with mobile editing gaming

[hazy bane]

🤝

[fallow umbra]

Hmmm

[quiet surge]

cold chocolate milk is even better

[hazy bane]

True.

[quiet surge]

chromebook spotted

[sage crane]

Milk is actually overall negative for humans and almost most animals

[lunar nova]

Do i put the bacon on the pan then turn it on

[light vector]

"Milk is bad" how we supposed to eat cereal

[fallow umbra]

Come to think about it

[sage crane]

Each animal actually has their own respective milk type

[fallow umbra]

What is milk?

[quiet surge]

most cereal is unhealthy

[lunar nova]

Its not bad but think abt where it comes from

[lunar nova]

[wet fox]

beetle milk is underrated tho

[sage crane]

Some milks are better than others for certain animals and that includes us

[hazy bane]

I eat it with yogurt.

[fallow umbra]

What

[quiet surge]

goat milk is pretty fire

[shut pebble]

if I don’t drink it, I’ll die either way. If I do drink it, I will die….so I will drink it.

[light vector]

That is also candy which is why it have to be moderated

[lunar nova]

DO I PUT bACON ON pAN THEN TURN ON?

[sage crane]

Idk drinking milk is meh

[quiet surge]

goat milk is goated

[fallow umbra]

Heheheha

[shut pebble]

yes

[shut pebble]

i enjoy it

[sage crane]

Ngl milk isn’t worth having at all if it’s not with cereal

[delicate hinge]

No, it’s my MacBook, isn’t Chromebook

[hazy bane]

I've never drunk it before.

[quiet surge]

i clearly see a chromebook buddy

[fallow umbra]

Or not having something to dip in the milk

[wet fox]

no you put the pan on the stove and turn the stove on to let it warm up for a sec then throw the bacon on there , or throw it in the oven which is 10x easier

[quiet surge]

it has a creamy taste

[wet fox]

(i have never cooked bacon btw)

[sage crane]

Yeah

[hazy bane]

Oh right, I've never had it.

[sage crane]

I think milk is only good if you actually have something with the milk

[quiet surge]

[delicate hinge]

This is Chromebook’s edges clearly, now’s not MacBook

[fallow umbra]

What about bug

[hazy bane]

🐐

[quiet surge]

chromebook

[lunar nova]

Bro i put it on already

[shut pebble]

well, I gotta get back to work bye noobs

[quiet surge]

🎷🐛

[sage crane]

That looks like prosciutto

[wet fox]

good enough

[quiet surge]

bye

[fallow umbra]

Cya

[wet fox]

also thats some thicc bacon

[sage crane]

Really thick bacon

[lunar nova]

The best kind

[sage crane]

Also really wide bacon

[lunar nova]

Bro

[sage crane]

Harder to crisp

[wet fox]

just eat the bacon raw

[delicate hinge]

You see?? Check at Apple.com because it’s a MacBooks edged. Clearly now a real MacBook, not Chromebook

[lunar nova]

It says im supposed to add water

[wet fox]

no

[tawny mango]

I prefer rice milk

[lunar nova]

Im turning on the stove and running away

An come back an hour later

[sage crane]

Why the hell are you reading the instructions on meat

[hazy bane]

I've never tried that before.

[sage crane]

Wth are you doing

[tawny mango]

It's sooooo much better than cow milk

Cow milk is overrated

[wet fox]

water does not work well with any grease

[lunar nova]

When do i flip the bacon

[quiet surge]

how to make it?

[sage crane]

Add some oil or none and then turn up that heat

[tawny mango]

Why are you burning your house fown?

[wet fox]

whe its cooked to your liking

[sage crane]

You look at it, have you never cooked before????

[tawny mango]

Rice I think

[delicate hinge]

I think my windows setup is better because I always like surface go in my own.

[quiet surge]

do i crush up the rice?

[delicate hinge]

But, I think it’s too weak and not good for me. It’s very options

[sage crane]

Why the hell would I have rice milk

[lunar nova]

What do i use to flip the bacon

[quiet surge]

spatula

[wet fox]

cook it untill its not pink, also you can make it super crunchy if you like

[sage crane]

If you can’t cook then don’t cook

[quiet surge]

or a fork

[wet fox]

fork

[lunar nova]

BTO ITS SIZZLING

[tawny mango]

Cow milk overrated

[lunar nova]

Nah its over for me

[sage crane]

You shouldn’t be making bacon as one of your very first choices

[wet fox]

its supposed to

[lunar nova]

Bro im 14 i suck at cooking

[tawny mango]

Crush up the ice

[quiet surge]

the ice

[sage crane]

Exactly, why did you pick bacon

[quiet surge]

okay thanks

[lunar nova]

Also my moms not home so is this a good idea?

[sage crane]

No

[wet fox]

if a fire pops up DO NOT USE WATER

[lunar nova]

BRO STEAMING

[wet fox]

its fine

[sage crane]

Turn off the stove

[light vector]

Dude I make bacon at 15 and place next with pancakes myself

[quiet surge]

evacuate the house

[light vector]

[sage crane]

You are not a parental guidance

[wet fox]

wait is ffs

[delicate hinge]

I think something went wrong with my text.😭

[tawny mango]

ERNEST TURN IT OFF

[sage crane]

Be isn’t a good cook

[quiet surge]

he's cooked

[delicate hinge]

BRO, IT’S DUE TO THE WHMIS

[lunar nova]

BRO WATER IS COMING OUT THE bACON

[wet fox]

yea but im not gonna let this man burn anything down

[tawny mango]

IF YOU DO NOT TRUST YOURSELF TO COOK THEN DO NOT COOK

[sage crane]

So don’t tell him to continue

[shy tinsel]

no way you are fr about this

[wet fox]

hes just gonna continue either way

[light vector]

Tf is this guy doing

[lunar nova]

When do i turn it

[light vector]

💀

[wet fox]

its grease and its fine

[quiet surge]

i wouldn't be surprised if he's trolling

[shy tinsel]

yes

[lunar nova]

Do i drink it

[delicate hinge]

WHMIS stands for Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System. I think it’s your idea causes of the flammable.

[wet fox]

yes

[sage crane]

I hope he sends an image of a fire

[light vector]

If he put high on stove there will be

[quiet surge]

[delicate hinge]

You should not drink due to the health. I don’t know why the foods is anti-piracy

[wet fox]

btw ive never cooked bacon before

[delicate hinge]

NEWLY REVEALED

[light vector]

Just remember Natural gas is really combustible

[sage crane]

That’s an ugly ugly ugly pan tho

[lunar nova]

I flipped it

Its making more sizzling noises

[sage crane]

Bro it’s still pink

[lunar nova]

Is that good

[wet fox]

thats still raw asf

[sage crane]

Yes

Super good if it’s still pink, in fact take a bite out of it

[wet fox]

what he said

just grab it from the pan and eat it

its perfectly safe

[lunar nova]

BRO MY hAND BURNED BRO

BRO MY FINGER IS RED

[wet fox]

pls tell me your joking

[lunar nova]

BRO I PUT IT UNDER THE tAP

[wet fox]

WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH SOMTHING THATS HOT

[tawny mango]

Proof?

[wet fox]

hot = dont touch holy hell

[shy tinsel]

developing story

[lunar nova]

YOU TOLDE TO

[agile delta]

🧠

[tawny mango]

Like anime characters

[quiet surge]

show me finger

[delicate hinge]

That’s a due to corrosive. In WHMIS. CAN UOU PLEASE NOT TOUCH THIS??

[lunar nova]

HELP ITS TURNING BLACK

[wet fox]

did you even add oil

[light vector]

You didn't put oil there right?

[lunar nova]

O

No

[delicate hinge]

CAN YOU PLEASE WATCH THE FOODS ASMR?? I know the show as Zach Choi

[light vector]

How tf you screw that up badly?

[quiet surge]

[delicate hinge]

It should be tutorial for you.

[light vector]

Never put meat or food itself without oil on the pan

[wet fox]

take the pan off the oven throw the slabs of meat away, wash the pan and ask your mom to make you bacon

[delicate hinge]

Meat for the perfect flip how did people goes asmr. I think I’m not good to flip the meat because I’m veterinarian.

[lunar nova]

WHY iS IT STILL PINK

[tawny mango]

Ernestttttttt

[quiet surge]

send finger pics

[lunar nova]

Bro what?

[delicate hinge]

What?

[quiet surge]

you said you burned yo finger

[sage crane]

The fact the bacon is still pink while the pan is burning

[lunar nova]

Ayo?

[lunar nova]

Bro this pan is bad

[wet fox]

you didnt even add oil

its not the pans fault

[sage crane]

I recommend those stainless steel pans

Especially from Hexclad

[delicate hinge]

That’s why I’ll call your pan: Exploding Bombs Reactivity hazards or the unexpected bombs

[lunar nova]

I PUT LID OVER IT W OR L CHOICE

[quiet surge]

[lunar nova]

BRO THE OIL IS FLYING EVERYWHERE

[wet fox]

TURN OF THE FREAKING STOVE FFS

[delicate hinge]

THAT’S WHY I SHOULD LISTENED TO FOOD TEACHERS

[light vector]

L choice, you gotta turn the stove off if you don't know how to use it

[lunar nova]

NO I WANT TO EAT IT

[quiet surge]

eat it raw

[light vector]

With lack of cooking?

[wet fox]

your gonna cause a damn fire

[sage crane]

Upgrade to these

[delicate hinge]

It was not safe for the meat (bacon) during to flip the meats because it makes the oil go everywhere with explosives.

[sage crane]

Ignore the price

[light vector]

I'm seeing the price

[lunar nova]

BRO SERIOUSLY WHY iS IT STILL PINK

[light vector]

[lunar nova]

ITS GETTING PINKER THE MORE I COOK IT

[sage crane]

You can actually still eat it

[delicate hinge]

WHY ARE YOU NOT FLIPPING BACON??

[lunar nova]

WHY DO I FLIP IT

[delicate hinge]

Bacon in front main is still pink and I told you many times you need to flip it to make those cooked very well.

[lunar nova]

If its still pink is that fine

[sage crane]

You could eat it

[wet fox]

FLIP IT

[lunar nova]

Be honest is this safe to eat

[delicate hinge]

No. I thought anyone will be disappointed on me. (Including students and foods personal teachers)

[sage crane]

In all honesty I don’t think you’d get sick from how the bacon is right now

Unless it was slow cooked

If it’s slow cooked then yeah it’s probably still raw

[lunar nova]

THiS STUPID Bacon doesnt work

[wet fox]

Yes

[wet rune]

It's probably slow cooking

[sage crane]

I’ve eaten bacon like that before so it’s not that crazy

[quiet surge]

flip it

[lunar nova]

I put bacob on paper w or l

[quiet surge]

[lunar nova]

What does that mean

[wet fox]

One side is cooked ish

[sage crane]

The other side touched the hot pan I doubt anything is alive on it

[lunar nova]

Do i add oil to the pan

[wet fox]

Good news is you prolly killed All the bacteria

[lunar nova]

So can i eat it

[wet fox]

NOT NOW CLEAN THE DAMN THING FIRST

[sage crane]

If you want to cook more then probably lower the heat and add oil this time

[sage crane]

Nah it adds more flavor

[gilded raft]

Bro face reveal.

[lunar nova]

But bacon already has oil

[sage crane]

Actually cook the eggs in the bacon disaster

[raven hedge]

Bacon

[sage crane]

The eggs will gain the bacon flavor

[delicate hinge]

I already have my face revealed. Like the YouTubers in PG3D

[sage crane]

Trust me, I’ve done it before

But add oil

[delicate hinge]

Including Firestorm, Prophecygard, etc.

[wet fox]

Don't add a lot of oil also

[sage crane]

Oil for the eggs or itll be a massive disaster

[raven hedge]

Ahh yes, bacon + oil. What another way to say to wake me up for a heart attack

[sage crane]

I love bacon

I also love oil so much

[raven hedge]

Blud loves heart attacks 😭

[wet fox]

Did he blow himself up

[sage crane]

What are you supposed to do

Everything you eat most likely has oil

[lunar nova]

Time to cook eggs

[sage crane]

Cook it in the bacon mess 🗣️

[raven hedge]

Ok, I had pork belly, a while ago for dinner 💀

And?

[sage crane]

Covered in oil trust

[raven hedge]

Thanks nerd

[wet fox]

I've never cooked a lot of stuff but istg this is pissing me off

[raven hedge]

And? Stay pissed

[tawny mango]

It's oil not piss

[lunar nova]

W or L descision i added 8g butter

[raven hedge]

Oil is extreme yellow piss

[static pebble]

[gilded raft]

Put 6 slabs of butter/jk

[lunar nova]

BRO THE BUTTER iS MOVING

[quiet surge]

you're trolling

[tawny mango]

Physics

[gilded raft]

It just slip away like a banana peel

[wet fox]

That's a lot of butter also why are you making eggs in a pot

[lunar nova]

ItS IN

[raven hedge]

My grandma does that sometimes

[wet fox]

How much eggs are you making

[lunar nova]

Because it tastes better

[lunar nova]

5

[wet fox]

2 is plenty

[lunar nova]

2 is nothing

[quiet surge]

what
is
that

[sage crane]

Ok genuinely tho why are you making eggs in a pot

[quiet surge]

You're*

[sage crane]

And not a pan and why is the eggs colors like a school desk

[lunar nova]

Eggs ofc

[rare marten]

what is that 😭

[sage crane]

What actual abomination have you created now

[raven hedge]

Vomit

[quiet surge]

it looks like vomit

[raven hedge]

Nausea

[rare marten]

outdated lumpy milk mixed with some yellow substance

[lunar nova]

W Or L breakfast

[rare marten]

middle

[quiet surge]

it doesn't look too bad honestly

[rare marten]

no sausages, not approved

[lunar nova]

I need to add my secret sauce

[sage crane]

Weirdly pale eggs but L

[raven hedge]

Mid

[latent cobalt]

Morning

[sage crane]

Too basic, no seasoning, no real substance

[raven hedge]

Blud is eating flavorless eggs

[lunar nova]

I eat a whole jar of mustard with it aswell w Or L

[sage crane]

Bad breakfast

[lunar nova]

W breakfast

[raven hedge]

Not approved

[rare marten]

who eats mustard alone

[sage crane]

It’s still an L because the normal dish is trash

[rare marten]

that's diabolical

[novel dagger]

Hey

[lunar nova]

Im leaving this

[rare marten]

clean it

[raven hedge]

Go clean it

Lazy scrub

[novel dagger]

HOLY HELL

[lunar nova]

How

[sage crane]

Omg what the hell did you do to the pot

[rare marten]

burnt

[rare marten]

scrub and soap

[novel dagger]

GET IT CLEANED BROOOO

[lunar nova]

Bro its not my fault

[rare marten]

then right in the dishwasher

[raven hedge]

UR SELLING @lunar nova

[quiet surge]

clean up after yo self

[novel dagger]

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[raven hedge]

Says the guy who cooked the eggs and all

[lunar nova]

If chuyayoe threatans to ban me then maybe ill clean it

[raven hedge]

@fossil reef DOO IT

[wise orchid]

Tommy

[quiet surge]

what is that?

[sage crane]

Even if he is trolling, he still made a trash dish that he now has to eat

[wise orchid]

smoothie i guess

[limber marsh]

Bro stop making me hungry it’s Ramadan lmao

[rare marten]

Stixel

[rare marten]

Mustard

[sage crane]

You are not getting hungry from this garbage

[raven hedge]

How tf is blud wanting to eat that 😭

[limber marsh]

Either way it’s food tho….

[rare marten]

personally i put my mustard on hotdogs

[quiet surge]

this looks terrible wdym

[rare marten]

@lunar nova how am i obese

i saw that

[raven hedge]

Lmao

[limber marsh]

[lunar nova]

If you got served this at a resturant and I made you pay £20 for this would you be happy

Be honest

[raven hedge]

No, go to hell

[rare marten]

nty

[limber marsh]

Ok definitely no

[quiet surge]

im fasting as well and this just made me less hungry

[rare marten]

I want burger 🤤

[wet fox]

you mom will kill u

[lunar nova]

Im hiding in my bunker

[raven hedge]

Obese 2.0 💀

[quiet surge]

go eat burger

[limber marsh]

[rare marten]

I don't have the stuff for it

[novel dagger]

Im dying

[limber marsh]

Can’t wait for Eid chat, I’m trying to get Creed VR

[lunar nova]

Why does the bacon taste wierd

[limber marsh]

Bruh are u sure that’s bacon!

[wet fox]

Do you know how much time it will take to remove all that

[quiet surge]

make it and send images of it here

[lunar nova]

It tastes salty

[wet fox]

Cause you didn't cook it correctly

[quiet surge]

raw

[rare marten]

how can one undercook a bacon

[raven hedge]

@gordon Ramsay we have here an idiot sandwich

[lunar nova]

This is delicious

[limber marsh]

Bro eating whale meat

[lunar nova]

Where do i find it

[raven hedge]

A whale, duh!

[rare marten]

on a whale

[sage crane]

You can eat garbage most of the time, classifying it as food

[lunar nova]

This breakfast is amazing

[raven hedge]

Just drop the plates and go clean up

[sage crane]

I’d actually sacrifice you

[quiet surge]

glad you like it

[sage crane]

Doesn’t matter if it he likes it

[quiet surge]

it does

[lunar nova]

This is the best

[sage crane]

It’s visually disgusting and it clearly tastes like nothing

[wet fox]

Did you see the mess

[raven hedge]

It’s a nothing burger!

[lunar nova]

Ate half of it already

[sage crane]

Well yeah it’s 2 items

You didn’t make a full course meal 💀

[quiet surge]

doesn't mean it tastes bad plus you haven't even tried it

[turbid jungle]

Anyone?

[raven hedge]

Scrambled eggs and half cooked bacon

[sage crane]

It’s bland, I know how it tastes

[quiet surge]

suree

[sage crane]

Non-crispy bacon and unseasoned eggs, I can tell how it tastes

[lucid frigate]

that's hella cool lmao
but how is the pet legendary and not mythical ?

[raven hedge]

Bland and boring

[lunar nova]

The saltiness from the bacon emulsifies the eggs to a new level

[raven hedge]

It does not

Stop lying to yourself and go clean up

[lunar nova]

No

[turbid jungle]

Nobody?

[lunar nova]

Im enjoying my meal

[wet fox]

A trip to the hospital

[lunar nova]

Why is there a string in my bacon

[raven hedge]

You stupid

[wet fox]

That's a feather

[raven hedge]

Hair

[sage crane]

Your bacon is trapped

[lunar nova]

My hair tastes good

[sage crane]

If you pull the string it sets off the dynamite under the house

[turbid jungle]

Hello?

[sage crane]

Buy me this and then I’ll speak to you

[quiet surge]

hi

[wet fox]

Idk how to respond to it

[raven hedge]

Bro is tweaking out

[tawny mango]

Devs 💔

[turbid jungle]

Oh ok, but all I did was created that video long ago, just to show some laughs

[lunar nova]

Im going to make this for my granpa when i go to poland

He will love it

[raven hedge]

I bet you he would think the opposite

[turbid jungle]

U need that?

[raven hedge]

I own that already

My father gave it to me cause yes

[sage crane]

Yes I need the hexclad set

[light vector]

Didn't you had your own pot

[lunar nova]

Im a better cook than gordon ramsey

[static pebble]

[light vector]

Let see the judge of that

[young hawk]

Lemme guess you saw that grilled cheese video

[raven hedge]

@tawny mango

@sage crane I just found something odd

[lunar nova]

It looked amazing but my breakfast is better

[tawny mango]

Odd how?

[young hawk]

No way you called the grilled cheese amazing

[raven hedge]

Very odd media type bs

[young hawk]

Its one of the moments gordon fumbled

[tawny mango]

Oh

[quiet surge]

[young hawk]

But the rest of his foods are great

[lucid frigate]

😔 💔

[raven hedge]

I was just stalking my dad’s fb page and it says guy works at Facebook? But how tf-

[tawny mango]

She's holding Okarun's ball though and that's a cute detail

[lunar nova]

I sent a picture to my mom and she said shes going to end me? What do i do

My stomach hurts

[tawny mango]

Embrace it

[lucid frigate]

LMAO that's an amazingly cute detail for sure

[raven hedge]

Haha, that’s called karma

[tawny mango]

Is he Mark Zuckerbefrg?

[solar talon]

@honest walrus rip the enemy team💀

[lunar nova]

Delicious

[sage crane]

What

[raven hedge]

No way he would be named that

[tawny mango]

Damn

[raven hedge]

Ig if I have to find answers look like I’m gonna have to either calmly do it or go undercover and do it brutally

HAHAHAHAHA

[lunar nova]

thats wass the best breakfast ever

[tawny mango]

Aren't you in trouble?

[raven hedge]

Didn’t blud have a heart attack while eating?

[lunar nova]

no

my stomach hurts a little

[raven hedge]

Go clean the dishes woman

Haha karma

[lunar nova]

no thats my moms job

[light vector]

That everybody job

[lunar nova]

not mine

[light vector]

The work won't finish itself

[raven hedge]

I have a dishwasher so I can slack off while it runs

[light vector]

And I do Maid/Butler job in the house

[raven hedge]

My gf made a bet that if I lose I have to do her dishes for 2 week straight once

[light vector]

[raven hedge]

(Before we parted ways)

[light vector]

Good luck with the betting

[raven hedge]

God the only time she acts like my flippin mom for no reason

[raven hedge]

I don’t hang around with her anymore

[light vector]

Now you're gonna pick up the trash and burn it or throw it away

[raven hedge]

Burn

I’m done with enslaving myself

[lunar nova]

how do you get a girlfriend

[raven hedge]

The time I lost a bet to my older cousin was prolly worse

[raven hedge]

Go to buyagirlfriend.com, it’s that simple

[light vector]

The one belong to the street? No thx

[lunar nova]

if i give my breakfast to a girl will they become my girlfriend

?

becaue my breakfast is the best

[raven hedge]

Yes but… ||the complete opposite||

[raven hedge]

[honest walrus]

16 death Bruno

[raven hedge]

Hi Lesley

[honest walrus]

@solar talon finally epic 1

but have to carry garbage trio bcz their mm feed and mage no map gaming, only support smh have map sense

4 of us died bcz wrong initiation on my end, but the lord and nana

rip martis maniac early game

@solar talon literally why ph server duo/trio are hit or miss

you either get locked in ones who all night rank or the drunk trippings just to feel their irl pain in-game

[solar talon]

at least it's not indog server

[sinful wedge]

[wet rune]

Awwwwwwew

[tawny mango]

Dead chat

[sinful wedge]

can i have both

[quiet surge]

revive it

[latent cobalt]

Drink quick revive

[primal spruce]

What my brother sends me

[real adder]

hey pea
what does the gems from the bot use for

[quiet surge]

nothing

they don't do anything and are just for fun

[real adder]

[honest walrus]

@solar talon I got rare base in classic on my last match of the day

I sorbieb

[solar talon]

zhuxin jg

[honest walrus]

alu lag idk what he doin so had to quick swap

she slow af jg clear

you need glowing wand

also got carried by layla

[charred swift]

bap

[static pebble]

[real adder]

absolute cinema

[sage crane]

Guys what’s a good anime to watch

[sharp bloom]

family guy

[quiet surge]

spongebob

[sage crane]

SpongeBob fell off hard

And family guy has always been trash

[quiet surge]

north sentinel island

[quiet surge]

old seasons are fire

[sharp bloom]

watch ze frank true facts videos

[latent cobalt]

Limgrave from elden ring

[sage crane]

I need good things to watch

[sage crane]

🔥

[static pebble]

[quiet surge]

pvz2 999 peashooter vs 999 zombies

[sage crane]

Y’all are soooooo boring

[wet fox]

Hello passengers we are landing in North Korea, this is a one way flight so good luck!

[quiet surge]

that's super entertaining wdym

[latent cobalt]

Top 5 gatos

[dusky dew]

Cornelius

[quiet surge]

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

[wet fox]

Is this even a question? Cornelius would obviously win

[wet fox]

He looks uncomfortable

[quiet surge]

he doesn't wanna be there

[sharp bloom]

he's as happy as my skin

[quiet surge]

[merry furnace]

.

[tawny tendon]

Guten tag

[shy finch]

guys I found peak

[quiet surge]

epic game

i played nsmbw

[shy finch]

nice

[jade echo]

alcatraz

[light vector]

Ez childhood game

The last star on save file was extremely hard to get

[fossil reef]

😭

the poor pans

they need a good cleanse

[light vector]

Imagine how hard it stick when you're about to clean them

[fossil reef]

[light vector]

It cost my sponges

[untold tapir]

Bro you are mod in 3 different ways and still got filemuted

[fossil reef]

it was inevitable

[fossil reef]

CURLY CAT

[quiet surge]

there's a funny name that pops up when you type "@yao"

[solid ledge]

Type

One cent is diabolical

[quiet surge]

too expensive

[dusky dew]

Yummy

[quiet surge]

should be free i want my money back

[solid ledge]

Boutta feast tomorrow

[dusky dew]

[limber marsh]

Bro why did u have to send food?!?!

[limber marsh]

Don’t worry, not long left now

[solid ledge]

[quiet surge]

i still got like 8-9 hrs left

[limber marsh]

Haven’t had wingstop for ages

[static pebble]

[limber marsh]

Bro! What time zone?

[solid ledge]

Sounds like EDT

[quiet surge]

PST

[limber marsh]

How long do u fast for total?

[quiet surge]

around 14 hrs

[limber marsh]

Same but we sleep half that time

[quiet surge]

lucky

[limber marsh]

[static pebble]

[desert shale]

1+1

Wut is it

[quiet surge]

22

[desert shale]

:0

Thanks my teacher said this gonna get me to college I using phone I trust u :p

I failed a lot so if I get correct I go collage

SHE COMING AHHHHHHHH I TRUST

[tawny mango]

WHEN REALM

[quiet surge]

anytime my man

[desert shale]

Why in the world do u have like 20 titles in this server 💀💀💀

Btw I passed

She said I am too smart

[quiet surge]

I have been given all the honors in this server

[desert shale]

I sub to u

[quiet surge]

thanks

[quiet surge]

amazing

[desert shale]

I trash at pg3d lol I have near 700 gems but i wanna know how to get coupons fast u know how?

[quiet surge]

collect weapons

buy cheap weapons in the armory for coins

[latent rampart]

how steam feels after recommending me to get waterboarded

[round spindle]

looks like a yarn plushie

does anyone here have experience using game engines?

[quiet surge]

no

@tawny mango

[static pebble]

Bro was added in pg3d...

[quiet surge]

yup that's me guys 100% reel

[static pebble]

[tawny mango]

REL OR FAQE???

[static pebble]

REL!!!1!0!0!

[quiet surge]

REALL

i would never lie

[static pebble]

He wood

[quiet surge]

cap

name one time i've lied

[static pebble]

What if you will do sometime

[quiet surge]

exactly

[limber marsh]

One time i’ve lied

[static pebble]

[tawny mango]

10 days from now at 10 am

[limber marsh]

Don’t mind that I just needed to copy it

[quiet surge]

won't happen

wait what's happening in 10 days?

tell me

TELL ME

[limber marsh]

Eid

[ebon ermine]

Im guessing april fools

[quiet surge]

no

[static pebble]

Find an imposte

[tawny mango]

If I tell you it's not gonna happen

[quiet surge]

please tell

[quiet surge]

bottom right

[tawny mango]

That's in 8 days

[ebon ermine]

Yh thats why i just guessed

Not sure

[tawny mango]

10 days

[dull leaf]

[quiet surge]

fine i'll wait

[dull leaf]

Pepe got the sippy

[static pebble]

Pepe got juice

[dull leaf]

I think I cut my finger with paper hold on

I am on 1 hp

[static pebble]

Oof

[quiet surge]

[dull leaf]

Got bandit on

[quiet surge]

guys who should i listen to, lil pump or lil xan?

[tawny mango]

KNOCK EM OUT

[tawny mango]

PTV

[dull leaf]

But I love living

[quiet surge]

whos this

[tawny mango]

A band

[quiet surge]

oh

[dull leaf]

Snoppdog

[static pebble]

I'll carry u man

[quiet surge]

lil xan solos this band

[dull leaf]

Bro was on a massacre 💀

Bro slaughtered everyone lol

[static pebble]

[quiet surge]

111 friend requests

[dull leaf]

With that 30m stick

[quiet surge]

i really need to start accepting some of these 😭

[dull leaf]

100m*

[dull leaf]

112 now

Wait in game?

[quiet surge]

[static pebble]

Morning shedule

[quiet surge]

in discord

[dull leaf]

112 in both game and discord

[tawny mango]

Ptv is better

[dull leaf]

Bro was not having it

[wet fox]

Alot of no ranks

[static pebble]

Bunch of noobs

Tf with this lighter

[wet fox]

Mf that's like the size of him

[tawny mango]

Ptv is better

[wet fox]

What's ptv

[tawny mango]

A band

[naive laurel]

nether star if it was GOOD

[agile delta]

nether cube

[formal vigil]

[agile delta]

this looks like it would be an extra step towards crafting a beacon rather than a redesign

[naive laurel]

netherwarp tripmine

[agile delta]

true

[naive laurel]

supposed to be a mass destruction explosive

very expensive but if you have nothing to lose and want to troll friends it's worth it

[agile delta]

imagine it has enough explosive power to break exactly One bedrock block

[wet rune]

Subspace tripmine from Roblox looking ahh

[rare marten]

The void is eeping

[rare marten]

In her loaf mode

[warm glen]

@sage crane How do I prevent Punishment Bird from installing my employees

[tawny mango]

Can I eat her?

[exotic sedge]

GIVE ME A PIECE!!!

[tawny mango]

[humble comet]

Project Remix?

Or is this like a popular enough thing from multiple roblox rpg fighters like Project remix and Phighting

[rare marten]

No (congrats on Legend)

[wet fox]

Omg is blok bench

[wet rune]

Just the gear itself
From catalog

[sage crane]

You first don’t let him out

[warm glen]

How do I do that, I’ve been doing what it asks

[sage crane]

2nd you probably want one good employee that can tank it’s damage

[sage crane]

2nd

Actually 3rd, don’t hit punishment bird

[warm glen]

Not even my highest ranking is enough to suppress it

[sage crane]

Watch what happens if you let punishment bird fly around

Trust me

[warm glen]

@sage crane scarecrow keeps screwing me over

How do I deal with you

[sage crane]

Don’t do insight with someone at level 3 insight or higher

[quiet surge]

no just discord

[wet fox]

This is stupidly funny

[static pebble]

[wet fox]

They did not have to rub it in ffs

[warm glen]

The Qliphoth keeps dropping for Punishing Bird

[sage crane]

Watch what happens when it escapes

[warm glen]

Ight

[sage crane]

Don’t hit it either

[tawny mango]

Thanks tommyinnit

[rare marten]

you're welcome

[static pebble]

[tawny mango]

I'll reach godlike in 2 months

[rare marten]

proof

I'll reach Ruby in idk

Probably when i reach it

[wet fox]

NOOO

[warm glen]

THE SCARECROW KEEPS BREACHING BRUH

[rare marten]

which will be a long while until still

[wet fox]

I'm too poor for star fury :(

[wet fox]

Your not very active here that's why

[rare marten]

you don't say...

[quiet surge]

cap

[light vector]

I'm mean it true

[tawny mango]

I'll be faster than Pixel

[light vector]

Btw gg on legend Abraham

[rare marten]

Well yeah i'm being sarcastic

[light vector]

Abra*

[quiet surge]

you already lost

[rare marten]

Plus i talk in other servers too, not only here all the time, so it explains alot

[quiet surge]

pixel was out here getting like 30k exp a week

[light vector]

The mod revoked his XP idk how many

Then a mute

[quiet surge]

he lost like 50k exp or something around that

[exotic sedge]

You’re slow.

Way too slow.

[proper dragon]

@tawny mango legend abraham

[rare marten]

His life must be so boring

How is that fun

[proper dragon]

my throat was so dry after when he jumped into the pool at 7:36 but didnt hit the water till 7:40

[quiet surge]

gravity decided to give up on him for those 4 mins

[proper dragon]

top 10 mornin routine

[wet fox]

Frick ._.

[warm glen]

@sage crane so I have three options, tree sap, train, and you must be happy

Which one do I do

[granite tiger]

Hi

IM THE KING OF CHAT KILLERS

[quiet surge]

hey

[granite tiger]

Hi

Im the king of chat killers

Lets go

[quiet surge]

Hi the king of chat killere

[granite tiger]

Hi pea

[quiet surge]

hey

[humble comet]

determination 💯

[lusty basalt]

.

[granite tiger]

Mod?

[humble comet]

mina, you’re back.

[wet fox]

WHAT THE HELL

[humble comet]

i thought you were dead

[granite tiger]

Bruh

[wet fox]

HOLY FRICK

[proper dragon]

enoki is dead

[granite tiger]

Hell no

[humble comet]

enoki’s still around

mina’s my old friend

[quiet surge]

which one do i listen to?

[granite tiger]

Who are u @humble comet

[humble comet]

KEN DRICK

[humble comet]

I don’t know who i am

[granite tiger]

U mod?

[agile delta]

i was gonna joke about it but i unironically hate tom macdonald

[humble comet]

ask @quiet surge

[humble comet]

I mod

[agile delta]

listen to the GOAT

[granite tiger]

U mod?

[quiet surge]

He is 1400 / 999

[granite tiger]

Yeah he mod

[wet fox]

Chat just keeps jumping

[quiet surge]

[granite tiger]

I met 1 before

[agile delta]

trippie wrld

[lusty basalt]

wanna see my new drawing?

[proper dragon]

do ?bab

[humble comet]

si.

[wet fox]

I report you for modding

[humble comet]

sures.
WELCOME BACK MINA

[proper dragon]

is it vasera

[quiet surge]

?bab

[wet fox]

Bab

[quiet surge]

fake command

[granite tiger]

Waaa

[agile delta]

breaking a rule right infront of a mod is insane

[granite tiger]

What did i do

[quiet surge]

2 IQ moment

[wet fox]

Lmao

[agile delta]

speak in a different language than english

[granite tiger]

Uhh what

[lusty basalt]

@proper dragon

[wet fox]

That's what Anakin just did also

[granite tiger]

Thats means i dont understand but ok bro

[agile delta]

Dzieńdobry

mods. Please dont ban me

[granite tiger]

Polish

[agile delta]

no im actually a thraxan

[quiet surge]

ban both of them

[humble comet]

ban

[wet fox]

What

[granite tiger]

Why

[proper dragon]

he looks like that one burnt guy from MHA
who is he ?

[granite tiger]

Im srry i delete comment

[humble comet]

Very awesome. Is this from Naruto?

[quiet surge]

it's alright man we were just joking

[granite tiger]

Done

[wet fox]

Noo poor guy I feel bad no T-T

[lusty basalt]

its erens titan form.

[quiet surge]

but there is #💬│ru-general if you wanna speak russian

[granite tiger]

No i wnana speak english

[sage crane]

Tree sap or you must be happy

[lusty basalt]

@humble comet

[sage crane]

Under no circumstances should you get train yet

[granite tiger]

Uhh am i still getting banned @humble comet

[humble comet]

ah, very nice, well drawn

[humble comet]

no

[proper dragon]

now i feel embarassed since i watched attack on titan like 5 times

[quiet surge]

fine i'll listen to jendrick

[proper dragon]

couldnt even recognize him 🦨