#🤯│off-topic
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Imagine having one of the strongest military in the world but lost to some farmers.
“We weren’t expecting special forces here?!”
“Well if u were able to deal with some rice farmers with sharp sticks we wouldn’t be here”
Them farmers had that popeye spinach in them
Granted the death toll was like 10 to 1
The worst defeat ever
Popeye the Sailor motivated them farmers fr
Its truly Humiliating for the United States.
- May be a hacker so u cud get banned by auto cheat
- slide me some
Imagine 4 different country fighting a single random country but they still lose at it
The Power of rice farmers are unmatched. 
Real
I will send u back to clash of clans
And of course there is no kgb related activity to help them win
Hey the zombie🐟
Bro stop
Grr Legend feesh!
@idle garnet do us a favor will you :) this attention seeking goblin wants a night or 2 in the shadow realm
I got with my rank from 1 day ago in w&l channel
some dude got promoted to Co leader in a Clan and they said that somebody gave them 12 bombers and 2 goblins.
@frail forge What the hell??????
lol what
Gtfo you weirdo
@idle garnet @mortal terrace @silent wraith God Mods, Help us!!
I heard it from a reel in Instagram.
There was no need to ping three mods
lol banished to the shadow realm
This guy was banned done
I pinged only my fa- no 2nd fav mod :3
Eh I want to get three mods to interfere if any of you are catching some zzzs.
Also hi Tele
Hi
Noice
That is so random
Alright time to head out. 
Bye Paper
Elo tele
Go touch aloe Vera plants
What do y'all think?
This is what I see at 3 am and someone tells me if I know the game phasmophobia
Me legit thought about Aloe Vera Juice by reading this.
what even is
All u think abt is beverage
Respectable thoughts
All I think abt is war crimes
Look like phosphorus light
Real ngl
Pretty sure it is
Pretty cool thought
Alot of fish was reaction with her🐟
I love photography with lit light bulbs
Just like we gonna slap you with 🐟 in #🤯│off-topic. 
It wasn’t fish
It was fish but with a horse head… Forse
Oh yeah, i just remember with that
futaba would never say this
Cave meant mute/ban and the person they pinged was an admin who in turn… actually caved them
That’s why their name is black
He was muted as a joke
now that is context i needed to know, now it makes it more humuorus
This person is a living joke bro they got pestered by someone who kept asking abt his grades and I told him to make a joke out of him by askin the annoying person a difficult qn
Bro said I KNOW I’LL ASK ABT THE DISTANCE FORMULA
The one u learn in 8th grade in Singapore 
I also got banned for 30 days from that server
Like yesterday :3
now thats something, and your telling me that guy didnt get banned
🥚
The one who was annoying stayed within rules… and he pissed me off as well which uh I may have made such a powerful roast that uh the mods weren’t too happy abt (no racial slur used)
🐟
Lol
The version trailer felt underwhelming
Bol
Bol sponge
Can I eat sponge?
Qavavava
Aren't sponge alive?
Are they ediblem
which is mid
The ai garbage
Same 
oh okay
Hello
hi
How are you guys
What's developer hinting
hunting and killing developers
🐲
@wet fox GUESS WHAT
wut
95.00% ACCURACY
ON WHAT LEVEL?
uskc
Hey there
on what
dms
chicken butt 🤡
I lost the land hockey tournament, i hope you remember what i said yesterday night
Chat my friend sent me an image of the gas launcher and I accidentally called it the fart launcher am I cooked
idk
Red sun
Oh furry stick
Stixel furry?!
7 red suns
Yeah
you say this type of things, and yet i am edible
Oh
It's the Pyscho jet that lags.
I say this type of things?
What does the nikke player wanna comvey?
Yaya
you are always hungry
It’s a furry flower 
Anyone with a pfp of either him or Ashley is a psycho
sponch watch toradora again
I am not
AYE SIR
Do I look like one to you?
Hey!
You are deranged
Ashley is a sane individual
i can vouch
tele whats your pfp
Yeah
No way
Please don't say that tele
me when the ending does not do a timeskip 10 years later, its not peak.
Andy is just, handsome and cute
Nahhhh
I used to be one during that time before changed to something else.
A robot ?
Anyone glorifying the characters in that game are truly lost souls
No she is not
fr it was all for nothing, maybe, maybe the toradora was the journey...
a Cyborg.
Tele I will hide under yo bed
I am not vouching for what they did
They just look good
Handsome people can be morally deranged
I am still not justifying what he did
He just looks cute is all
I didn't using with that my pfp
she is, she just is silly sometimes and i love playing hide and seek
PRETTY
I am not a simp, It all happened because of that one HL meme that had andy dress up as Freeman
Privilege
Teleeeee
maybe it was the hearts we broke along the way
may ame should have been the main love intere

ENDORSING THE INSANE BY USING THEM AS YOUR PFP BECAUSE THEY LOOK GOOD IS LIKE SETTING YOUR PFP TO TED BUNDY

Then I said, f it, I am doing an andy pfp
And someone was literally talking about how I am a self cannibal in another server
very strong opinion
When tao
Oh, the SirPotato is right here
I do not know when the tao brother...
Hello PixelStick 
What is you even talking about bro😭
Who is ted bundy?
what
I am sorry tele
But I just wanna look cute and handsome
either way it was peak man
Lmao that would to be fun
A serial killer.

I could use you as radiation shielding
i can agree with that, but now i have to watch
rent a
Who???
Whatwaaa?
.
Enoki
enokers with the .
I am not as dense as lead
TELE what are you talking about sir
spongers with the kisakiball.
Follow the program, boss
Morning
She is insane
Co dependent
But yeah she is hot
use me as a bowling ball
strike!
Evening from here
They are just fictional characters tele

i think she's just sociopathic as she can do stuff by herself, yes she does and relies on andy but thats a concequence of their life the whole time
Cause he was a sigma (psychopath)
People literally use pfps of Jokers
Doesn't mean they idolise them :(((((
@digital kayak ima eep now gn.
10/10 noki
Why so serious
He talking about people that wears the pfps of Andrew or Ashley.
Patrick bateman?
@humble comet I got 95% Accuracy on uskc
Good night Enoki with dot
GN!!! have a beatiful sleep
Now get it to 100%, I believe In you.
Because I look up to you
You are nice:)
My face when share this image in w&l channel
Please don't be daft
Filemuted
Obviously the stupid lvl vruh, aint getting 100 legit anytime 
Why
What other levels you gonna try?
What does daft mean? Anyways
aaaaaaaaaa.
@humble comet random question, but how do you think i can do this (idk you probably dont know
Idek, but uskc is a true impossible lvl tbh
what am i supposed to be looking at??
but i can tell thats a whole lot of progress

Idk how will you do it, that 16,4% of achieving that could be possible enough.
you forgot our rep daily!!!!!!
Wah
if i could only dream 😔
Dreaming of achieving all of the achievements in your favorite videogame.
nvm ill just look up a guide because thats what terraria players do they are codependent on the wiki
i did just now then rep me back.
I'll re-rep in the morning, nuked mine on Termi earlier
anyways byee.
bai
@digital kayak
This you? @sharp turret
I will rep you a point again in tomorrow
woah thats almost like me, missing like 3k hours though
is that my future self
Das a lot of screentime
perhaps, but my grades during that time well lets just say its not very pao
Now I can see why your grades weren't so pao after all.
but im doing a whole lot better now!!
I'm glad you're approving your grades! Im proud.
Hi spongy
awh.. now i feel like you need like 3 spong cakes just because of that thank you!!
Bol
Smol bol
Bounce
Hello Hello, maybe you should revert back pfp
Ayo, you was change back again with pfp
Man I hate inorgo
Tele doesn't like it!
I don't want to disappoint tele
Let me get some spong cakes as a meaning of reward for you, Spong!!!
But I also love inorgo
Crazy how inorgo in metallury is sweet
But in salt analysis its insanely frustrating
fake, gordon freeman
loves only his crowbar
Lmfao
I still don’t know who he talking about lol
Are you Preparing for spm?
Bro changed 3 crowbars
But yes
Me neither.
Spm?
What is that
Ah yess I remember the solubility table lmaoo
That is more physical chemistry I thonk
Oh I thought you are Malaysian preparing for exam
Organic easier than inorganic tho
No lol
I am another asian preparing for another exam
ok, but barney calhoun changed 0 crowbars
Ngl ig that true
Okay
so he is a true sigma crowbar man🥶
Insane I wasted a whole hour in this chat
Touch le grass
Nah I am going back to touch paper
Grass ain't even real here
You built like grass
Your touching tree with modified genetics. So it counts
I have already to collect all the grass
I don't wanna waste my phong battery replying
Then go charge nooba 
My life is filled with minors involving study
And majors involving exams
When am I gonna have more enjoyable majors in lide
Nuh uh 🐟
Middle east?
yuh-huh
Nop
nooba letting himself die out later
Like legit I cant think of any fun I had with my family
I have wasted so many chances at enjoying with family and friends
How did people managed to answer this wrong...
I saw this too
Cause they don't read
Mf I forgot to close my damn tab before I left the house fatso
United dolar
They gotta be trolling. Cuz im like the second dumbest person alive and i know what currency UK is
Haha the ghost of Christmas past is playing geometry dash
Liar
The 3 spots are taken by me
Who the first?
the fatso calling other people fatsos
and what are you doing? sitting in dirt from the sun?
Did u pass Math?
Yes
stfhu lil unc, nobody asked
I kinda got the most in it in school
But gradws speak nothing about intellect
i asked
ask again when you're 6 ft
Well tbf I got more in chemistry
Theres your answer
An impossible task
exactly 
Is that college syllabus or highschool one?
😭
You look like a college syllabus
he's 5'4
HighSchool
Ohh
Smol
It's very same with mine
I'm in the college school
exactly
is your college fun?
The College for Fishes
I am 170 cm
So not that smol
Yes
In comparison to me
Man. Im still waiting
AUDI R8 and BMW M8 soon
That's great
Not bad, I’m 180 
u love cars
There are alot of students was study with some many job in the other classroom
Big
Can I have that Ferrari
I only got this
Cool
I’ll prolly reach 6’2 before I’m 18
What do you study?
Niceee
Damn
Bro
I wish I was 6ft
I study with the graphic design
cool
I am almost 19
We stop growing at 20, right? 
Same,1 more month then I am 19,feels old now
Yeah
Actually a lot of humans stop growing around 16
Old ahhh
I hate this... My height limit is 5'6
I havent tbh
Lucky
man
dis a bop fr
but hey I have 3 weapons left and it didn't sell out so i have 8 or 9 of these left to buy
ig ill just stick to whatever diet ig tbh and still grow
I was like 176 or 178 cm
Has someone bought the gift stealer from the Christmas bandits set?
I wanna this drink again
Mixue right?
Yes
I recognise the snowman
I live in Malaysia. Its popular here
Ohhhhhh hello fellow Malaysian
.?
Where u from
Selangor Bro. Where u from
Nice. Born in one of the most populated cities dawg. Kinda same here
is selangor fun there
Is pretty Average.
Ooo
Quite a few rich folks live in the area
rare instance of an event chest letting certain players actually get every single reward
it's normal lol
Hows it like at your place
Mmm soup:)
Yea

Christmas is close, shopping mall will be fun then
especially like midvalley mall
Dude. There was literally a Christmas dance event last week in shopping malls at my place
@dull leaf Ladies
Whao start so early lol
Hello nephew
I only walk there for the food after work xD
hru lol
Alotta Nasi Goreng.
Just chillin wbu
That's new for me 
I will definitely try it if I have chance
good, just chilling too. I got 95.00% accuracy [dms lol]
Its great dude. Especially the mushroom fried rice ones
I'm out here eating dry ramen it's only up from here 💯
The National food of College students
Which i didnt experience cuz i went straight to work
Take care bruv ☕
Have to sleep early, gonna prepare for my undang exam lmaooo
See you again!
add some PeanutButter with it and its fire
Good luck 
Oh no no no not peanut butter
Now im hungry. Damn it
I can't put peanut butter on things
Peanut Butter and Chocolate?
Nah only with plain white bread
So Peanut Butter and just White Bread?
Yes :)
So… 
Greatsword?
no its ai sword
Meh.
Yeah I know.
k
Cuz I am
Real
i have a finals project due in 2 hours and i havent even started it yet
Hmmm
Should.i sleep
Yes

@brittle shore this might be my formally 1st mro (new mcl ahh) win
I spam vale, but I have to lose to finals match 1 bcz tank no rotate
Mid
It's mine and I like it
Even more midder now
Hello
Reee
Chat is cracker gun worth it 
Nah
But it shoots crackers!!
Crackers taste good
Wait I already have pulling sucker gun
I still like it
Ai slop!!!!!!!!!!

AI = Average Intellectual 
Ik the sword itself isn’t but it’s based on ai slop!!!!!!!!!!!
50% artificial coloring.
Hello peach

Thank you HCR2!
Lucky for me!

Prune man.

Tom 
Car
RESERVED
why does all the hilarious hacker stuff never happen to me
Maybe pg3d is kind broken in ctf
everyone is finding hackers spawning bots and all im getting is either afk players or tryhards
Potato 
i am busy playing BeamNG.Drive
Doro eat creature
Pao
kadi
Reserved pao
How is shosho
shosho is very paopao
Baho
🦘
I assume pao means pao is just pao
Fish fry
THAS BEAUTIFUL
Yummers
Thats not a car
Saw it last time during taskl
not my phish!
Thats my envy
Pao kat with his pao phish
meow
Pao means yummy
yummieboops
minipao deployed
me me
Go eep smol pao

🥟 💤
I got the hat
Meow
I still have to grind zone 6 later and the weapon idk name
Anyways I'm planning to grind everything on the fair/event shop bcz of (feeling of missing out effect that it may only rerun every Christmas season)
You use ultimatum grrr
If you also want wins, just play flag cap cause 90% of ppl are just afk
GUYS SPARKLES FINALLY GOT THE WORLDS BEST DRAGON LORE (cs2) IN THE WORLD AFTER LIKE YEARS OF ATTEMPTS FINALLY
I got from, ulti to dragoneer to viking to a random shotgun, repeat


nah I'm good, almost done with 60 wins personal event, I'll spam random team fight and dm lobbies to get shorter time ones
Go to eep stupid root vegetable
He started crying and everything and I don't blame him at all I would do the same
Mf its 11:17 AM
Years of work and it finally paid off
You're tired of college, enjoy your break eeping
Or get a friend in duels
Lesley is living in the future💀
What's eep?
Have a good eep
I'm a hustler
Grind cowberries🙏
What!
I have 0 reason to
Finally its about time
Realm when?
Wuh
I haven't played since June
Good 👍

Hop on, let's do clan raids
Why'd you quit?😭
Honestly
I don't know
Realm when though?
dope
I got elden ring
You still use ultimatum grrr
What's wrong w ulti
I hate it!
Besides it being overrated
The devlopper note in its gallery page is ‘’even we ask ourselves, isn’t it too OP?’’
Let me check
Lair, it's: we wonder, isn't it still op
Asphalt 8?
Gravity
yes
nice background
Thanks u
yours welcome
👁️
Grow an Avocado Tree.
Man now what am I gonna eat
The seed
The Grass?
You can now grow a avocado tree
Unfortunately idt that's legal here
Why so?
I don't own any land
Soon
Oh, is anyone in your family into plants though?
Not really
Damn.
Atlanta
Atlanta
You heading to Tennessee?
Atlanta is goofy
Gonna celebrate christmas with family relatives
Coca Cola came from there.
Nice.
LOL @shrewd basalt
Guys why is my avocado such a scam
Rip ur cousin hometown (ur favorite)
because avocado
This the first one I've seen with a seed so huge
That means you can grow a huge avocado tree!!
The flesh is also rock solid so I just tied it back up with a rubber band 💀
Stupid idea prob
But I ain't eating rock
Avocado is disgusting, how do people like guacamole
Eat the seed.
it tastes so bad 😭
I used to think that but eventually I Started to kinda like it
I don't eat it on its own tho, I mix it with other stuff
Celery is worse
Avocado toast
Real
that too, ew
I mix avocado with egg mayo
Wb Brussel sprouts
Just eat raw Brussel Sprouts.
My elementary teacher used to have bread along with salami and nutella 😭
Im bias towards Illinois 💔
Avocado is just better than butter and olive oil
I'm actually fine with all kinds of vegetables and fruits except olives
Real
I don't understand how smth that looks like a black grape can be this sour
Do you consume Olive Oil or do you exclude that from your diet?
I think I used to despise avocado cause of how big one slice was lmao
Olives are not good
I used to despise avocado cause of the grassy smell I think
It’s too green
?afk 05:20 AM…
@raven hedge I set your AFK: 05:20 AM…
Gn
Phong is AFK: 05:20 AM… - a few seconds ago
Hardest non-boss enemy in the game tbh
Your bf got denied 3 times in a row in Uno
But he won
I HIT HIM WITH 3 DRAW 2'S IN A ROW
Looking forward to it
Nahhh Jun is shorter and more buff
WHAT
At least he won
Im finna give you 4 2+ card when I get a chance to play over there
Jun as tall leader

NUH UH
Mark my words
4000 hours less
Liar
You'll forget
I only have 1010-1020 hours in terraria
not a lot lol
WHAT
alrighty bro, oil up
nice

Ah the funny counter guy
@grand meadow @grand meadow @grand meadow @grand meadow
do an everyone ping
Hi sonic female clone


Best reaction
Chill with the mentions brodie


Effervescence happens because CO2 isn't exactly soluble in water
Meanwhile SO2 is plenty solublemin water so it doesn't exhibit effervescence
However, SO2 posses a strong pungent smel
When goldne
what
@brazen raft
🔨
Horticulture is literally only hardscapes in the winter and it infuriates me because i hate being cold
my paws are always cold 😿


Hello
Wtf 
This is peak
Real skibidi toilet in pokemon game, what
Just end it all
Skibidi is a death sentence
W
The chat is dead cuz people are busy and sleeping
Also hi Gabby UwU
StixelFish 

Worst meme in history ngl
Its like much much worse than among us
Bro found his IP location
This is certified
I also still keep trying with this
oho another transmutation subject
It's an angel
zeruel the 14th angel?
Kratos
h-he cant beat goku
Easy
nice
He can
Why just a cans only?
Cam
Almost won
He summoned near the end 

MM2 fell off so bad
hello
Hey termi
Hello Tommy and stixel how are y'all doing
MM2 sucks and always has sucked
It was never on anything to begin with
Game's so boring now
Super bomb survival my beloved again
Coffee is good
Tea better

It always suck, but it gets popular popular now😔
I wasn't talking about Pixel Gun 3D if it was that you were thinking lol
I love dm so much
Pretend it is 
I hate that map
Motion sickness if it was a map:
One of the worst maps in mankind
That map is goated
Opposite
I just use a point set with deap ambusher spam
nah it's too small and too crowded
Kinda the point ngl
knock off of Coliseum
What's with the slowmode
they should've just brought back the og Stadium
true
i hate it even more in the Arena mode
😭
I hate the ice
same
every time i get that map i instantly restart
I join another match
He pro
Coliseum was bigger I think
nah it was smaller if you don't count the outside of the map
Kinda but i'm not sure
skull
They are running the wrong way
thats what im sayin 😭
skull spinning
it's quite obvious as to why she fled the country
OH GOD

He's revisiting fnaf
wtf is a slopathon
idk, it sounds kinda... 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂..
For the last time
Playing, slop games and donating to charity
ohhh
Nux ripoff 🥱
bro has every right to become a villain now
Who?
🥱
aight chat what else we gettin before gta 6
Take a screenshot and send it to them saying: how do I tell her that she's a idiot but nicely
Wanna go to Starbucks and study soon?
Help me reject this boy
Oh
Oh my god
???
tell him no
No

Wanna go to Starbucks and study soon?
Gang it's free coffee, who the hell would turn that down?😭
@tawny mango try to guess the country I'm thinking of
North korea
no
Asia🗣️
this is gonna be extremely hard, no
The earth
Can I ask questions?
its in the earth
2 questions
Population and continent
south america
Nauru
1 billion children were born accidentally
You answered one question
and theres around 3k people
no
Domincan Republic
that's in north america
Dominica
Dawg that's central
which is in north america
Cuba
that's in north america as well
hmm
Easter island
no
Losing by 9-5 while cheating is crazy 😭
So pro
Falkland Islands
yes

They js have a good gaming chair fr
did you search it up?
I always see these in malls
Guess which country I'm thinking of. It's in Africa
And yes it worked
you went from guessing cuba to the Bahamas to guessing the falklands
Lesotho
Nigeria
kenya
Eswatini
Algeria
What in the actual...
Seychelles
what happened
Tunisia
There's no shot
Madagascar
nice 1st try
Im hungry
It was Kenya because I had a classmate named Kenya in elementary
cool
i am pro
So real
What was the thought process?
think of the most well known countries
guess the country i'm thinking of (in Asia)
You had 50 countries to choose from
singapore
no
bhutan
How did I perfectly use my storage
Japan

did I guess 2nd try?
how
i can read your mind
real
Pea. Which country? It's in North America
Greenland
Jamaica
Jamaican me crazy
mexico
Canada
I would've chosen that but it's too obvious
turks and cacos
Do yall fw the desktop
mmmm
yea
Belize?
this took an hour or so of messing around lol
Costa Rica
Close
El Salvador
im so bad at this
Canada
Guatemala
i couldn't guess in under 3 tries 
I'm so bored anyone wanna play pixel gun
Honduras
This was another one I was gonna pick💀

haiti

Closest
Nicaragua
dominican republic
Correct. Picked it because one of my favorite smash players is from there
nice

Sonix, the Sonic main
Almost chose Mexico because Mkleo, and almost chose Guatemala because ShinyMark
guess which city I'm thinking of
Oslo
Tokyo
Belize
no
Gang that's a capital
Istanbul city i guess
Belize is a country 😭
thats still a city bro
Ohhh
please be joking
I can't read
Stockholm
I thought you said country again😭
St. Petersburg
That's a city 🦜
it's in europe I'll tell you that
Barcelona
Warsaw
nah
Paris
no it's not
This cooldown is crazy
Reijavik
no
London
no that would've been too easy
Istanbul
Dublin
Yeah ik is sarcasm 
Rome

Trondheim
someone already guessed that
Kiel
no
Den Haag
nah
Albuquerque frfr🗣️
Namur
nob
Pristina
incorrect
Vitebsk
nuh uh
I give up
Bordeaux?????
nah
Wien
Give up what
Berlin
no and no
Tirana
nah
Versailles
Miskolc
The city
hint, its in western europe
hmm
U bad
Salzfelden
no
Phoenix frfr
Lenbirn
nah
Forren
what's the game
no
guess the city
Anderende (guess the Western European City)
He performed poorly on Geography. 
Alencourt
any hints so far?
its in western europe
Vaseau
Worst than Ishowspeed that he accidentally blow up usa
Fürstenkirchen
nah
Thinking it was Russia.
this is like the first time i'm hearing those city names 💀
scandinavian country?
lol







