Post your food :ChiiGun:

[true eagle]

main components are like > bamboo, quail eggs, fish maw, blood cubes

[shut sigil]

#1150019685442654359 message

Murica

[polar ice]

Stir fried veggies and minced chicmen

[timber zodiac]

Yummy

[daring wave]

Looks tasty

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[coral lark]

looks tasty

[thorn zinc]

fatass

[thorn zinc]

fatass...

[coral lark]

fatass...

[rustic warren]

what it is

[true eagle]

i want to know too

either some sesame, nuts or grains?

[thorn zinc]

Crack cocaine

[polar ice]

it's just sesame, black sesame and sesame streets

[true eagle]

do you just eat it like that?

[rustic warren]

wtf is a sesame streets

[polar ice]

Nah you put the katsu sauce on it and you dip your katsu

[polar ice]

Hehe

[rustic warren]

danny?

[true eagle]

oh

sounds tasty

[thorn zinc]

Banny

[thorn zinc]

looks fat

[polar ice]

You are, and me

[thorn zinc]

we fat

[shut sigil]

fatasses

[coral lark]

fatasses

[true eagle]

not fat just overencumbered with energy

[polar ice]

you mean

rizz

[thorn zinc]

fat

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[true eagle]

tomat sos

[timber zodiac]

Fried egg with boiled egg

[true eagle]

budaejigae or something i forgot the spelling

[daring wave]

nice qr

[true eagle]

it was a table someone sat in before

food court is crowded

[quartz cloud]

I scanned iy

[thorn zinc]

I scanned it

[true eagle]

it's not mine

[shut sigil]

I didn't scan it

[polar ice]

I tracked your location. You're going to pay for my food

[daring wave]

wtf it was inyui table...

[daring wave]

nice medium rare chicken

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[true eagle]

pork belly stir fried with chilis and garlic

[daring wave]

looks tasty

[daring wave]

Fatass

[true eagle]

[rustic warren]

why are the three things on the side all the same color

looks tasty though

[thorn zinc]

Fatass

[thorn zinc]

Bowls and dishes
Theyre things you use to eat out of

[true eagle]

maybe it's the lighting

first is soup
second is fish sauce + lime juice + garlic + chilis
third is seafood sauce (minced garlic, chilis, sometimes cilantro, fish sauce + lime juice)

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

The ultimate fatass drink

Coffee, Milk, protein, ice cream

Blended all together with ice

[rustic warren]

less fat than starbucks

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

It's sour

The mabo tobu

[rustic warren]

sounds tasty

[polar ice]

I hate it

[rustic warren]

sounds untasty

my condolences

[true eagle]

is it not supposed to be sour

i tried one and it was slightly tangy and light because of the tofu

it's weird for me > it's supposed to be spicy but the tofu mellows it out and the whole dish remained neutral

compared to just going for spicy stir fry

[true eagle]

what's under the egg

looks tasty tho

[short bloom]

Napolitan

[true eagle]

i never had a whole pickle, only like a slice or two

you got like 3

[polar ice]

:3

[polar ice]

Otw

[daring wave]

wtf spoon ofpk

[coral lark]

Just myself

Last week curry is ff14 off

[daring wave]

solo korean bbq...

[coral lark]

Jp

[shut sigil]

fatass

[true eagle]

psvita

[coral lark]

Ya

[quartz cloud]

wtf actual fat ass

[thorn zinc]

sosig

[dusty gale]

penis

[shut sigil]

squidward

[vapid kernel]

food

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[vapid kernel]

it was pretty tasty

but the target tho is

this bread

[thorn zinc]

fat

[rustic warren]

texas...

[thorn zinc]

texas

[shut sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-texas-arknights-gif-26508973

Texas

[coral lark]

what's wrong with it!

I can;t eat if im solo???

[quartz cloud]

k1ll yourself normie

[daring wave]

ily too faan

[true eagle]

i thought it was the peanuts ngl

[short bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/いまだけダブチ食べ美-imadakedabuchitabemi-imadake-dabuchi-tabemi-gif-9409216838444355908

[dusty gale]

are you eating mcdonalds in ooarai

are you just going to ooarai

[short bloom]

I'm at the airport now lmao

[dusty gale]

wait did you really just come for ooarai

[short bloom]

Ankou fes is o-

Yes and no

I had plans for a day in tokyo

Then fucked off to oarai for the rest

[dusty gale]

fair

i guess

you should drive around japan to see some sights

its fun

[daring wave]

bike trip with gale

[short bloom]

When I get my license

In like a few months

[dusty gale]

die

[daring wave]

wtf

[dusty gale]

die and be reborn as a cute biker girl

[short bloom]

Kouhai!?

[dusty gale]

oh when

and for what

[short bloom]

Driving around japan

[dusty gale]

What vehicle class

Silly

[daring wave]

Suv

[polar ice]

die

[short bloom]

Uhh

Automatic (?)

I forgot what classes there were, my fucking basic theory test date is still pending

[thorn zinc]

Classes are based on wheels and cylinder volumes...

[daring wave]

ok nerds

[thorn zinc]

Wtf

Crane

[daring wave]

ok show your certified forklift operator card

[thorn zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-forklift-forklift-certified-meme-me-when-me-explaining-gif-26045040

[rustic warren]

doesn't look tasty

[thorn zinc]

Ive come to make a public service announcement

[dusty gale]

no

[polar ice]

PSA dont drive big vehicles
Thank you

[daring wave]

wtf...

[daring wave]

share them with me

[shut sigil]

why didn't they call it infinifries

[rustic warren]

i want

[shut sigil]

oh i guess cause the fries wouldn't be infinite
but unlimited would mean the customer isn't limited despite the finite amount of fries

tho wouldn't the finite amount of fries be itself a limit

something to think about

[thorn zinc]

Ok nerd

Fry yourself

[short bloom]

tokyo
p10

Nice currency nerd

[thorn zinc]

Peso...

[quartz cloud]

k1ll y0urs31f

[true eagle]

wow is this real

where my unli fries

[true eagle]

pork knuckles and noodles

[daring wave]

that's a lotta raw garlics

[dusty gale]

That's a good amount

[thorn zinc]

Ogres are like garlic

[true eagle]

that's why i have it for dinner

food was okay but it wasn't warm/hot

wouldn't eat it again

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

next time you can ask them to microwave it for you

[polar ice]

That's not enough garlic

[rustic warren]

what noodle is that

[thorn zinc]

dirt

[polar ice]

Pad see iuew

[thorn zinc]

ew

[rustic warren]

rice noodle and color is just from soy?

[thorn zinc]

dirt

[true eagle]

yeah it's wide flat noodles stir fried with soy sauce >

see iuew is soy sauce
pad is to stir fry

[rustic warren]

stir fried soy sauce

[true eagle]

yeah it basically means stir fried with soy sauce

[true eagle]

i forgot how to spell it

jajangmyeon or something

[polar ice]

High protein breakfast and energy drink

the beef is dried and stir fried without oil

marinated with soy sauce then you onion that shit up

[shut sigil]

Is that just beef or is there rice

[polar ice]

beef and like 3 spoon of rice

i got more since i've use some of the leftovers

[shut sigil]

iine

[polar ice]

also i would rather drink extra joss

kekw

[daring wave]

Yeah but what about the eggs

[polar ice]

the eggs are f-f-f-f-fresh

[thorn zinc]

Fatass

[daring wave]

gg 5 liter of oil in the eggs

[true eagle]

do you even talk there

[polar ice]

im shy

[true eagle]

[rustic warren]

very healthy

no oil used to cook those eggs

[polar ice]

My tummy hurts

Because of the vinegar

[thorn zinc]

what if i use olive oil

[shut sigil]

What if you drink olive oil

[rustic warren]

antioxidants myay

[true eagle]

how do you eat that without making a mess

i can imagine the topping just falling off the moment you try to eat

[polar ice]

You eat it deconstructively

I can't finish it

[thorn zinc]

fat

[short bloom]

fatass

[dusty gale]

Is that cum

[timber zodiac]

Healthy

[polar ice]

It technically is, you beat the egg so much it started to cream

[true eagle]

are you having carbs with your carbs

with crispy carbs

[polar ice]

Beef dry af

[dusty gale]

tf is this lmao

[thorn zinc]

Those look disgusting to eat

All of those dishes

[polar ice]

Buffett

It's so dry

I'm actually planning to spend like 80 usd for a buffet but they're closed, reopening at 5:30 pm

[dusty gale]

why did you chose the brownest driest things

[daring wave]

wtf bougie

yeah that looks not tasty..

[dusty gale]

yea 80 dollars?

goddamn dude

thats an expensive buffet

even in america

[polar ice]

Oh this one is only 15 usd

Also those are the only available meat cuts

[true eagle]

why is there bubbles/foam in your sauce

or whatever that middle bowl is

[shut sigil]

Why are you eating like an american

Where's the rice lah

Hayya

[polar ice]

Wtf

You don't know the asian way?

[shut sigil]

Buffet but not overflowing the plates?

Amateur lah

[polar ice]

Don't drink liquids
Don't get carbs
Get only the meats

[polar ice]

I scare

I may be a fatass, but I wouldn't waste food if i couldn't finish it

Kekw

[shut sigil]

Don't care I'm there to stuff myself

I'm not there to minmax
"Haha fuck you buffet i just stole $130.84 worth of food by only paying $80"

[shut sigil]

Fake fatass lah

[true eagle]

are you getting the chicken

[thorn zinc]

He can get this cock

[timber zodiac]

yes

[timber zodiac]

also yes

[true eagle]

is it good though

that square is tempeh?

[timber zodiac]

yes the only protein source in that meals

and technically contain carbs too...

[true eagle]

[rustic warren]

#off-topic-nad-kanjirei-fumo-science-class-channel message

[polar ice]

This is me an asian, In an all you can eat buffet and im trying to make my money's worth
Starting off with eating some bunch of nothing, then i browse the selection. then i grab some bunch of nothing. now i feel bloated, i grab a meat, im feeling my neck is tightening, i grab more meat and seafood because this is where the money's at

[shut sigil]

Cringe

As long as you stuff yourself full you've gained the most value out of a buffet

Namaste

[polar ice]

Mmmhhnffff

[thorn zinc]

Fatass

[daring wave]

Fatass

[true eagle]

is that like oreo frappe

[polar ice]

https://tenor.com/view/tachibana-hinano-hinano-oreapo-animation-vspo-gif-26385866

[true eagle]

what is it then

[polar ice]

oh uhhhh it's just creamy coffee and just crushed oreos on top

[rustic warren]

water sugar and fat

[polar ice]

haha i used stevia

[true eagle]

oh

[rustic warren]

stevia oreos...

[coral lark]

Local Chinese noodle shop

[rustic warren]

where protein

[daring wave]

only carbs

[coral lark]

The wontons

Meat wrapped inside

[rustic warren]

what that

[shut sigil]

Black rice and cum

[quartz cloud]

Korean fried chicken with Mayo onion and purple rice

[polar ice]

Wait how the fuck did you know

I forgot to say but it is kor fc

[daring wave]

wtf

[shut sigil]

Ne ne

[thorn zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bison-street-fighter-yes-gif-3718772

[timber zodiac]

Mornin

[timber zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-yes-jojo-jotaro-kujo-gif-16101439

[coral lark]

Dimsum and touching grass

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

eating with who

[polar ice]

Ah, looks booji

[thorn zinc]

booj

[coral lark]

Ff14 frens

[polar ice]

[daring wave]

ok how many did you erp with

[thorn zinc]

let's erp card

punches you

[coral lark]

None, they're proraider

2 gal 1 guy

[rustic warren]

sugar?

or the one you have feeling for or something

i lost track

[thorn zinc]

I have feeling for you

[true eagle]

is this like a local shop or something? or do you always have tempeh in stock

every meal i see has tempeh

[thorn zinc]

she pluck it from the tempeh tree

[timber zodiac]

I cook tempeh every morning

[true eagle]

oh nice

it's premade right? just need to cook it

[rustic warren]

fearful?

[timber zodiac]

yep

but make it yourself is also not super hard you know

[thorn zinc]

rage

[timber zodiac]

I need to make it from scratch for school assignment

twice

iirc

[true eagle]

[polar ice]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oRmBFi5EcWo

[coral lark]

?

ya 1 of them

[thorn zinc]

ya, me

[coral lark]

ya u

[timber zodiac]

Mornin

I want to puke

Everything taste so bad

Mom is the one who cooks the magelangan, idk what she uses, but it tastes like a chemical.

Done eating it at least, wml not getting a stomachache.

[true eagle]

[rustic warren]

mm chemicals

[thorn zinc]

romance

[dusty gale]

Didn't that singer did

Die

[thorn zinc]

drummer

singer still around, i think

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[thorn zinc]

fat

[quartz cloud]

ass

[daring wave]

Cute bnnuy

[polar ice]

He's dead

[coral lark]

cake

[shut sigil]

fatass

[polar ice]

I may need to check my blood sugar

[shut sigil]

Soba thing my cousin brought

[daring wave]

how does the sponge taste

[shut sigil]

Too hard

Not chewy enough

[polar ice]

I'm so disappointed

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

Nothing similar in the pic

[daring wave]

scammed

[true eagle]

was it still good tho

but yeah it looks like they didn't even try to arrange it and maybe just made a big pot

[polar ice]

It does but i was expecting to also slurp some eggo

They didn't gave me any, but in the subtext. It does say "raw egg"

[true eagle]

did you tell them?

[polar ice]

Yes, they said it wasn't included

I was about to tell them about subtext on their menu but i just went fuck

[thorn zinc]

you just fucked?

AkagiShock

[short bloom]

ai generated

[timber zodiac]

Morning

My breakfast

Get 2 more because I like it.

[kindred mason]

is there filling? what is it

[timber zodiac]

https://id.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roti_ketawa this

[timber zodiac]

No filling just sweet hard bread

The bread is called laughing bread idk why

There are two versions with the filling one, which is a lot more popular, called Onde-onde.

[kindred mason]

https://tenor.com/view/hurray-laugh-smile-bun-gif-12612423

[timber zodiac]

Yum

[shut sigil]

Egg

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[true eagle]

where the meat

[quartz cloud]

in your a

[polar ice]

i hate meat. i am vegan inyui now

😈 😈 😈

[true eagle]

joever

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[quartz cloud]

iine

[true eagle]

i don't use a pan because i don't want to wash it

[quartz cloud]

fat ass

[true eagle]

[polar ice]

So you're saying you eat it straight from the packet?

[true eagle]

yeah or the cup version

with packet it's a bit difficult but basically you just cook the noodles in the packet

[polar ice]

Real ube, unlike the bastardization of the west

Pics later of the finish product because this is a long process to make

[timber zodiac]

Christmas Food doko

Ube yummy

[timber zodiac]

Bip bip boop

[quartz cloud]

@daring wave your turn

[daring wave]

where are the burnt bits

oh saw it

myay

[quartz cloud]

I didnt burn enough bits

next time for i have learnt

[daring wave]

best i can do is avocado toast with brioche bread..

[quartz cloud]

as expected of a normie

hope you had fun with your cute girl and friends last night

[daring wave]

ok maybe panettone toast

[quartz cloud]

I hope you baked it yourself 😊

[daring wave]

my sister bf did..

[quartz cloud]

as expected of a normiew

[daring wave]

that reminded me i got loads of strawberry milkshakes too myay

[quartz cloud]

as expected of a normie

[daring wave]

is milkshakes normie

[quartz cloud]

ok loads of strawberry milkshaker

[daring wave]

faan did you make eggnog

[quartz cloud]

no

[daring wave]

too american

[quartz cloud]

what the fuck

[daring wave]

*eggnog is too american for faan

[true eagle]

does it bring the boys to the yard

[quartz cloud]

I hope nee enjoys his loads of strawberry milkshake, bakeries his sister's bf gave him, and his eggnogs 😊

I hope nee enjoys drawing tonight

[daring wave]

should i make some eggnogs

[daring wave]

eli5

[quartz cloud]

whatever makes you happy normie chan 😊

[true eagle]

how is eggnog

can you compare it to any other drink?

alcoholic milk?

[daring wave]

vanilla milkshake with rum

[true eagle]

is there 0 alcohol eggnog

or the rum is mandatory

[quartz cloud]

i still dont know what milkshake taste and feels like

[daring wave]

probably, ive heard the rum cooks the egg so you don't get food poisoning

[true eagle]

[daring wave]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sflZWeCjdco&t=0s

[true eagle]

it's him

[quartz cloud]

@thorn zinc

break nee's balls

[daring wave]

mitoc

[true eagle]

don't forget to thank our sponsor SquareSpace

when you need to make your own website or blog

[daring wave]

ok mr content creator

[true eagle]

the only content i make is getting 🤡

[daring wave]

get some icecream and blend them with milk in a blender

[true eagle]

too thick for me

i just drink plain milk

[quartz cloud]

i dont have a blender

[true eagle]

[true eagle]

actually no need

you can kinda put vanilla ice cream into a cup of milk

and stir

[quartz cloud]

yeah I love the old fashioned method mashing your fork against the wall until its as mashed as possible with human patience

[true eagle]

it's slightly different

oh

it's still good

[quartz cloud]

get it grinding baby

oh yeah

grind that fork

[true eagle]

i see my sister do it eventhough we have a blender

[thorn zinc]

@ nee

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1290178550653128789.webp?size=48

[shut sigil]

What the fuck

Dad you fucking hipster

[quartz cloud]

sorry for liking liquid that is smooth

[polar ice]

Meat log

[quartz cloud]

black

[daring wave]

nvm i don't have any cream or milk rn

[thorn zinc]

You can use my cream

[daring wave]

I might have put in too much rum

[quartz cloud]

ok alcoholic

now film yourself drinking it yanderedev style

no mask no censor no blur no filter

[polar ice]

what was the original text before you edited it?

[quartz cloud]

what was it

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[short bloom]

rum milkshake?

[daring wave]

eggnog

[quartz cloud]

raw egg

[short bloom]

I made a nasty thing today after 10 years of not cooking

[daring wave]

is that just boiled spinach...

and uuh something

[short bloom]

sauteed spinach and green pepper, thats it

lmao

i bought them to make something else, but forgot about it until the other items had already expired and the only things left expire tomorrow

[quartz cloud]

someone will say it looks tasty

I will disagree but it can't be helped

[daring wave]

die anti

[quartz cloud]

fine ill

[rustic warren]

looks okay

[daring wave]

Nice

[quartz cloud]

fine ill

[quartz cloud]

sigh

I fucking knew it nee was outside eating with crypto bros and cute girls and drinking and doing hard narcrotics outside on new years eves instead of playing multiplayer games with people who actually kinda cares about him a little

[true eagle]

wtf that's me

the multiplayer games one

[quartz cloud]

whatever I bet you're outside eating and drinking and partying and drugging instead of duo queue with me sigh I knew it pointless sigh

[true eagle]

playing aram with gale and soup

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[quartz cloud]

see, abandoned by the roadside

[polar ice]

Beef

[rustic warren]

looks

[quartz cloud]

dark

[polar ice]

like my future

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[daring wave]

are those tomatoes or meatballs

[short bloom]

meatballs

[quartz cloud]

im sorry nee never seen a tomato before

[thorn zinc]

so this is what tartarus look like

[timber zodiac]

Yum

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[timber zodiac]

No way this is one person portion wtf

I'm so full I want to puke

[timber zodiac]

The pasta

[polar ice]

The pasta does indeed look like a one person portion

This is a 2 person pasta looks like

Speaking of pasta

Leftovers from new years eve

[quartz cloud]

mods burn his kitchen

[quartz cloud]

iine

[timber zodiac]

I see it quite the same size

I want to puke anyway

Sauce? Good
Pasta? Mid
The freaking tuna? Ruin the entire dish

I can't eat the fish because the pasta portion is so fricking beeg

And everyone just keep praising the fish saying it's so good etc

I want the fish toooooo arvgggdhdi

The pork steak is nice... That's all...

[polar ice]

TAK

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

it's hot

[thorn zinc]

just like u babe

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

It's hot and thick

[polar ice]

I forgor to post this

[quartz cloud]

fat

[shut sigil]

wtf is that

[quartz cloud]

mcmuffin

[daring wave]

poro

[polar ice]

It's basically a ham sandwich compressed

[true eagle]

looks like a ham burger

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

Once i saw the fish

It was over

After this i took 8 pieces of fish to piece a full bangus

[quartz cloud]

my favourite french cuisine

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[thorn zinc]

This looks like a war crime

What are those chopstick choice

Incorrect lime

Lack of aromatic herbs, why is there only 3 leaves

[quartz cloud]

i see bbq pork is fine

[thorn zinc]

When the fire sears your flesh, know that it will be just

[rustic warren]

what's wrong with the chopsticks..

[quartz cloud]

not encarved ivory

[thorn zinc]

they're chopsticks for plate based dish, not bowl based dish

[rustic warren]

what's the difference?

need to be longer?

[thorn zinc]

longer and thicker

those are going to snap in half pulling on noodles

it's so short it can just fall right into the bowl and you can't fish it out

it's so thin try pulling on noodle and it'll snap and puncture your balls

[rustic warren]

skill issue

also bougie

[thorn zinc]

wtf

[quartz cloud]

its rice noodles how hard can it be

[thorn zinc]

this is like

using korean steel chopsticks to eat phở

this is like when hitler took the swastika

[quartz cloud]

ok elitist

[rustic warren]

ok elitist

[shut sigil]

nad what the fuck are you talking about

you nerd

[thorn zinc]

also that's a fucknig kumquat

who the fuck uses kumquat in phở

it should be a lime

[rustic warren]

nad doesn't understand innovation

[quartz cloud]

nad hates pineapple on pizza

[thorn zinc]

the flavour profile is completely different

kumquat is bitterly sour

[rustic warren]

you

[thorn zinc]

lime is tangy sour

[daring wave]

Wtf gatekeeping pho now…

[rustic warren]

imagine gatekeeping french food

[thorn zinc]

wtf

gatekeeping frenchfries

[rustic warren]

all potato is good

[quartz cloud]

actually its called chips

or crisp if you're a fucking degenerate

[thorn zinc]

does emus call it chips

[polar ice]

Haha calamansi

[thorn zinc]

calamanseez nuts

[shut sigil]

that's a different thing what

fries can be called chips

chips can be called fries

but crisps are not fries

[thorn zinc]

ok nerd

[rustic warren]

having specific terms is clearer

[shut sigil]

when have humans ever been clear

fries (american)/chips (british) = long potat

chips (american)/crisps (british) = thin sliced potat

namaste

[daring wave]

Where aus

[rustic warren]

fries can be for thinner, chips thicker

[quartz cloud]

australians call them chizzo

[shut sigil]

schizzo

[daring wave]

that's faan

[dusty gale]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eryngium_foetidum

[coral lark]

I agree with nad about pho stuff

[coral lark]

Pho noodle are supposed to thin af

[rustic warren]

how would it snap your chopsticks then..

[dusty gale]

Okay the chopstick part is kinda yappy

[thorn zinc]

wtf

[rustic warren]

when is nad going to show us real phở

[shut sigil]

Nad moment

[thorn zinc]

friday next week

I have phở every friday

[rustic warren]

looking forward to it

don't forget to include the chopsticks

[thorn zinc]

they will be home chopsticks...

[rustic warren]

a

is it home phở

[thorn zinc]

i buy the almost-done ingredients and prepare it at home

so, noodles, raw beef, and stock

[daring wave]

do you make your own stock

boiling bones for 60 hours

[thorn zinc]

ye i don't wanna burn my house down

Cry

[daring wave]

[shut sigil]

Livestream it

Broth boiling subathon

[rustic warren]

nad home* cooking

[thorn zinc]

[daring wave]

assembled at home

designed by nad

[shut sigil]

The newest culinary innovation

[rustic warren]

no no nad hates innovation

[thorn zinc]

[daring wave]

can i put lao gan ma in my pho nad

[thorn zinc]

ye

that's normal

[daring wave]

myay

[rustic warren]

nad will never experience the wonders of eating pho with fork

[thorn zinc]

a

is that why it's called phở

phởrk

0MarinChamp

also why are you straight men enjoyer now, which straight men

[rustic warren]

wouldn't you like to know

[thorn zinc]

a, i'm not straight...

[rustic warren]

you could parse it differently then

[shut sigil]

What manner of man do you enjoy the most, sire?

Sorry I'm bad at old timey speech

[thorn zinc]

a, boke unenjoyer

[rustic warren]

try again

[thorn zinc]

sorry I'm no longer into straight women

[rustic warren]

a

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[quartz cloud]

rich fuck

https://tenor.com/view/furina-genshin-impact-genshin-focalors-gluttony-gif-1601680302949102167

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[daring wave]

where's naan

[true eagle]

@ faan6988

oh wait

[shut sigil]

very funny pao

i give that joke a 7/10

[true eagle]

the 3 slices of cucumber taking a slot should be illegal tho

[rustic warren]

are they pickled or just cucumber slices

[true eagle]

like the one you get with satay?

the cucumber chili onion in vinegar

[coral lark]

With that color

I'm pretty sure its only normal cucumber slice

[true eagle]

they can look really fresh here

but it's different everywhere i guess

here it's just sliced vegetables and vinegar

and it's done the moment you want to eat it so it's not really pickling

just fresh cucumbers chilis onions covered with vinegar

[polar ice]

According to my taste buds, it is really just a normal cucum slices

Sweet balls

[rustic warren]

what's it

[polar ice]

I forgot

[rustic warren]

was it tasty

[polar ice]

It was very sweet, like you

[true eagle]

is it just sweetened flour in syrup

[polar ice]

It's apparently cheese

[true eagle]

here it'll be orange

oh

[rustic warren]

too sweet is untasty..

[true eagle]

we have something like that but it's like a cake dough sitting in syrup

[polar ice]

Apparently it's gulag jamun

*gulab

[true eagle]

it's just dough that absorbed all the syrup

[true eagle]

wait it is dough

i think ours are just a variation, we use eggs too

started using eggs since the Dutch arrived iirc

[true eagle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thong_yip

it's the same thing as the one i posted but this one was made into star like shapes

[polar ice]

Sounds good because it's yolks

[true eagle]

i had gulab jamun before they're very similar

[polar ice]

Squib

[short bloom]

Looks nasty

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[thorn zinc]

Looks

[short bloom]

https://x.com/domdom_pr/status/1879347779228615135

ドムドムハンバーガー (@domdom_pr) on X

1月24日 大胆に登場‼️🥬
『春菊かき揚げバーガー』

ザクザク食感の分厚い春菊のかき揚げで
ジューシーなパティを挟みました🤯

新春‼️春菊パワーー❗️💪

詳細はこちら🐘
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Twitter · Jan 15, 2025, 2:00 AM

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[shut sigil]

Wtf is that

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[thorn zinc]

like u

[thorn zinc]

Something something plating

Something something geolocated

Bonus point if you can guess what the oranj thing in the back is

[dusty gale]

fleshlight

[daring wave]

tapeworm

[true eagle]

fromage

since you're french

how's consomme

[quartz cloud]

This looks like a war crime
pitiable portion of beansprouts, either lacking in aromatic vietnamese basil or it was simmered in the soup (disgusting)
lime missing in presence and may have been excluded entirely
why is the chilli yellow?
Lack of aromatic herbs, why do the greens look like wet soup?
When the fire sears your flesh, know that it will be just

[dusty gale]

This looks like a war crime
pitiable portion of beansprouts, either lacking in aromatic vietnamese basil or it was simmered in the soup (disgusting)
lime missing in presence and may have been excluded entirely
why is the chilli yellow?
Lack of aromatic herbs, why do the greens look like wet soup?
When the fire sears your flesh, know that it will be just

[thorn zinc]

This looks like a war crime
pitiable portion of beansprouts, either lacking in aromatic vietnamese basil or it was simmered in the soup (disgusting)
lime missing in presence and may have been excluded entirely
why is the chilli yellow?
Lack of aromatic herbs, why do the greens look like wet soup?
When the fire sears your flesh, know that it will be just

[short bloom]

This looks like a war crime
pitiable portion of beansprouts, either lacking in aromatic vietnamese basil or it was simmered in the soup (disgusting)
lime missing in presence and may have been excluded entirely
why is the chilli yellow?
Lack of aromatic herbs, why do the greens look like wet soup?
When the fire sears your flesh, know that it will be just

[shut sigil]

This looks like a war crime
pitiable portion of beansprouts, either lacking in aromatic vietnamese basil or it was simmered in the soup (disgusting)
lime missing in presence and may have been excluded entirely
why is the chilli yellow?
Lack of aromatic herbs, why do the greens look like wet soup?
When the fire sears your flesh, know that it will be just

[polar ice]

Behold, this affront to culinary decency, a most grievous crime against gastronomy
A lamentable portion of bean sprouts, their pitiable state bereft of the fragrant Vietnamese basil, or worse, condemned to perish in the simmering depths of the broth—an abomination most vile.
The lime, that noble citrus, is absent in both presence and spirit, perchance forsaken entirely.
Pray, why doth the chili assume a jaundiced hue, so unnatural and unseemly?
The absence of aromatic herbs doth render this dish bereft of its rightful essence, and lo, the greens lie sodden and woeful, drowning in this aqueous despair.
When the fires of judgment sear thy flesh, know that it shall be a fate most just.

[dusty gale]

Ai sounding goofy type ahh

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

is it the vinegar fish sauce thing

agree with faan

[thorn zinc]

incorrect

perish

[daring wave]

coco strongest soldier

[coral lark]

coco ichiban?

[thorn zinc]

Coco strongest soldier

[true eagle]

which curry is that? the spinach one?

[short bloom]

Clams and spinach

[true eagle]

[quartz cloud]

coco strongest soldier

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[timber zodiac]

I forgot I'm about to cook

[quartz cloud]

hot

[shut sigil]

GG house burnt down

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

the balance looks off though

[short bloom]

yeah

i made too much

[rustic warren]

iine

[short bloom]

theres more rice at the bottom

so dont worry

its still kinda

40:60

[rustic warren]

how long did you cook

[short bloom]

1 hourish

made 2 portions

[rustic warren]

i see

2 portions..

[quartz cloud]

fat

[short bloom]

Other portion is for 2 tomorrow

[quartz cloud]

I'm sorry...

[rustic warren]

wtf not for gf..

[true eagle]

what's in it? looks tasty

i see carrots and onion

[short bloom]

carrots onion pork

[daring wave]

What kind of pho is this

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

geerow

[brisk phoenix]

Ikea promo

And

Pho near campus

[polar ice]

@thorn zinc

[thorn zinc]

this looks way better than whatever you had

[thorn zinc]

welldone tho? or is that rare

[true eagle]

where the meatballs

looks good tho

[dusty gale]

where pho

[brisk phoenix]

It was a bit pinkish when served

But only for the sliced beef

There were beef chunks too, they were tender but yea fully cooked

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/710792800450379799/1333312452342976614/POCOF5_20250127_134710422.jpg?ex=67986f7c&is=67971dfc&hm=a8121a80202a85af6c87615fdeeb971f303b295181279d5b195ecb331086edb1&=&format=webp&width=351&height=467

squid game

[coral lark]

????

[coral lark]

where da meatball

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[rustic warren]

nad rate my pho

[quartz cloud]

I'm going to throw up

[shut sigil]

What the hell is that

[quartz cloud]

pho can't you read dumb ass

[shut sigil]

I can't

[rustic warren]

what's wrong

[quartz cloud]

nothing but you should hire me to cook for you

[rustic warren]

what can you cook

[quartz cloud]

you know

[shut sigil]

Mom and dad

[daring wave]

[rustic warren]

i don't know

[quartz cloud]

you should still hire me I can cook better than your pho

[rustic warren]

okay

what do you charge

[quartz cloud]

plane ticket and hotel stay

[rustic warren]

too expensive..

[quartz cloud]

enjoy eating pho

[rustic warren]

it was tasty

[quartz cloud]

I'm sure it was

[rustic warren]

i didn't make enough

[quartz cloud]

that's why you're underweight

make more

[rustic warren]

not underweight..

[quartz cloud]

same weight as infants
not underweight

[daring wave]

so this is cardzcore

[quartz cloud]

I hope cardz gains weight so i can't pick him up and throw into a body of water

[shut sigil]

This too is love

[rustic warren]

that would put me at an unhealthy weight

[polar ice]

It's not blue

[rustic warren]

it's not blue

[quartz cloud]

ok underweight

[rustic warren]

not underweight..

[thorn zinc]

ok underweight

[polar ice]

Ok dead weight

[polar ice]

Fry rye

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[quartz cloud]

um actually thats rice

[shut sigil]

Balls

Were they hot

[quartz cloud]

tentacle

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[polar ice]

It's burning my mouth

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[vapid kernel]

rice porridge

because I wanted one after inyui posted last night

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[true eagle]

is there egg yolk or something

[thorn zinc]

Pig brain

[vapid kernel]

it has that uh spice? or colorant

I forgot what it's called

annatto

[polar ice]

kasubha(Safflower)

[thorn zinc]

taste

[daring wave]

How did it taste

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

good snack

[quartz cloud]

taste like water

[rustic warren]

[quartz cloud]

the leaf sucks

[true eagle]

is a leaf's only purpose to fall

[polar ice]

you need to turn over a new leaf

[short bloom]

weekly curry post

[thorn zinc]

Cikem

[short bloom]

fish

[thorn zinc]

Not cikem...

[shut sigil]

Wtf not chimkin

[quartz cloud]

chickens dont have patterns like that

smh

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

[vapid kernel]

TGIF 6spice chicken

[shut sigil]

chips

[daring wave]

Salt and vinegar?

[rustic warren]

looks tasty

however,

[short bloom]

however

[shut sigil]

however

[polar ice]

Crisps

[thorn zinc]

crips

[shut sigil]

ok brit

[quartz cloud]

salt couldn't stick so just potato

however what

[rustic warren]

corrugated better

wtf homemade?

put curry powder on them

[quartz cloud]

sigh I thought cardz knew I only post handmade stuff

whatever its like we don't even know each other

who the fuck says corrugate

[rustic warren]

think

[quartz cloud]

yeah? only once and I could've made that if i wanted to too

[rustic warren]

i hope you enjoyed the chips

[quartz cloud]

i hope you enjoyed the past few days

[polar ice]

Colphene

[rustic warren]

thanks faan

[daring wave]

tf is this

[thorn zinc]

Tf is this

[polar ice]

Tikoy