#Post your food :ChiiGun:
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your fat ass eat waffle and fried chicken and sugar with syrup and honey?
im sorry you're not fat you're not fat you're not fat you're not fat you're not fat you're not fat
um, it's not a double down, its a double down with waffles 🤓
joever

if only there was a cute sparkle fumo to stop me from ending my life
Fat
gyatt
looks tasty
looks tasty
You
cannibalism
Naddibalism
Im poor because i ate avocado toast….
.
I forgot cardz is avocado toast anti 
im going to throw up
^
raw chicken meat avocado mayo
Smoked salmon…
same thing
actually disgusting
sorry i won't make an open sandwich again 
fake news as well I see
yeah but not on toast
qp
i see
mayo
What the hell is that
Get the avocado out and cut back on the mayo a bit and it's good

nee explain
m-maybe it's salmon
sorry nee it wasn't salmon 😔
gg it was me...
no it looks tasty
so it was me...
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maybe it was you
aya erased the entire contest from existence mya 
whats so wrong with it 
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you can't see it?
make up for it by posting your dinner NOW!
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Wtf
I only remember waku's empty bowl of indomie
And gale's dog bowl
but i love mayo 
this is the second contest
its ok nee cardz hates what you love and thats normal

cardz is a female mantis waiting to eat his husband for nourishment for their offsprings I see
touching, but cruel
Would
I mean what
lwr
cooking contest again never
Holy shit that's so much mayo

what's wrong with that
but then again i like mayo and would just do bread and mayo sometimes
or rice and mayo
pao is my people 
the town inside me
and everyone's voice
but yeah smoked salmon and avocado is expensive 
now kiss
kewpie or die

That's actually disgusting
You should keep yourself safe
there's a time and place for kewpie and other mayo
to use only one means you never really liked mayo, you only liked kewpie

I want the other one
It's called Hellmann's
But it's boojie mayo and my local groceries don't have it. Only those membership ones
make it yourself
ye it's actually pretty easy to make
btw what do you mean membership ones
need to be a member to shop?
Yep
Costco
don't think I've seen those in TH yet
at best it's like be a member for cashback rewards but non members can still shop
in team heretics
Breaf
road signs are tasty
Where’s mayo
Bref
buy blue cheese for fun
smells like mold
looks like mold
taste like mold
what the fuck were wrong with the french
mayo gang

too much mayo.....
My dude, there is avocado
looks moldy
you're right it's my fault for not using real smoked salmon and making the balance all wrong
But why is there avocados
because avocado toast
im never trying funny cheeses again 
Blue cheese is any of a wide range of cheeses made with the addition of cultures of edible molds,
it is the selling point...
yeah and drinking cat poop is a selling point too doesn't make it good

you're right its an aquired taste I'll be yearning for more after I finish the entire slice 
but it's so tasty
not mutually exclusive

knowing cardz it's probably wood shavings
understandable
Guess that's what under his cards
which fruit is it
Jackfruit
fatass
fatass
also inyui eating dirt again 😔
fatass
what's fat?!
oh
that looks so yucky
looks yucky
maybe it's the angle
I've had sundaes that look like there's a lot of choco syrup but it's just spread around the edge of the cup so it looked like a lot

baited
I can explain it by layer since i made it
Froyo, mango fruit, crushed graham, froyo, crushed oreo, mango fruit, mango syrup on the rim, smeared with crushed grahams, then fryoyo again, mango syrup on the base then crushed graham on top and lil bits of sprinkies and mallies
yogurts are dense
You're dense
certified fatass
fatass
Fatass
how many plates
genshin player, invalidated
what's the price per plate?
here it's like 120y red 180y white 240y gold 360y black
12
last sushi place I went to charge over 4 dollars for 2 small sushi, why are japanese restaurants like this
iine
make your own sushi
it probably would cost less than a dollar
i think if you want variety it's better to eat at restaurants but if you have this very specific sashimi/sushi you like then making it yourself is much cheaper
2 salmon for the price of one
easy salmon from chicken trick corporates don't want you to know
food hack tiktokers dont want you to know
OyaKo noodles
mama chicken got some explaining to do because those yolks Def have two different fathers
@polar ice
[insert pics of rice, eggs and hotdog]

chat gpt generate a pic of rice egg and hotdog
@true eagle
looks partially edible
AI generated image
looks tasty
kill yourself AI image apologist
looks tasty but need to scoop some of the white stuff off
mayo anti...
mayo anti...
mayo anti...
Yes - Gal
yesgal
where's mold
I ate the mold
Where is mold
digesting it as we speak
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Affirmative.
its called a pocophone

Pad thai

Pad thai adjacent
it's called oyster omelette in english but it's not really like that
it should be this?
蠔仔餅
it's a chinese dish
but it's the soft version where you don't really let it firm up
oh shit it's that but it's so wet, our version is dry and looks like an actual omelette
nah there's a wet/dry version
dry version is very similar to another dish here so i don't really like it
as in i would want something different from that
Maggot infested potato
sounds tasty
Did you shit yourself
i ate oatmeal today
Ok buj
nad be eating the entire garden + some pink meat and call it fire
Ok constipation haver
Enjoy your gout
smh r u even viet

i shall be viet, give me pho
im going back to my hometown for a checkup and literally booked a place for a bowl of good pho
you have to book a seat for pho? 
gotta make sure no ones steals my spot
ok sheldon

địt mẹ wibu
Ú ghê
wibu
🧄
uooogh
i thought nad was thai
i think i mixed up some ppl in this server
i thought nad was American
@minor spire
Booji
Thai is Pao
Now we need Pao to up some thai food in this group

ducanger
they're not very good in the photos cuz it's usually curry on rice
and you can't really tell

and half of the time it's more of a Chinese dish
it's like cai png
Shot on pocophone
ooo pao
?
Nad thai
Nad thai
b-b-b-but
tom yum is nice
pad Thai is actually Chinese

well it is based off a Chinese style
then used Thai ingredients instead
pad chine

Pao thai
pocophone thai
😋

sausage with rice 
chorizo pog

i want chorizo

but yeah the curry is acidic so i wanted something sweet to balance it
idk why i said acidic when i could just say sour
pocophone
ok adam ragusea
why i season my utensils and not my food
i got a mango sago for dessert at a chinese resto
from what i know
there is no sago
just mango soup, mango cubes, and something mango
none of that pearls
Cock

fatass
'
wtf boojie
authentic viet cuisine
that would be 50$ per slice thanks
entire things cost around 6.5usd i think
also the sashimi salmon served first so I already ate 1/3 of it
looks tasty
that amount of salmon would already be like 10usd+ for me
not including the part you already ate too

and you even get the seaweed thing
I'd just get shredded turnips/daikon
I checked salmon in the supermarket and its more expensive per kg than beef
I guess I came out of a cave since I never knew
you can get beef a bit cheaper in Islamic communities here
salmon is much more expensive here too
and this is the non sashimi grade too

a local place
an old guy run the place
quite a popular place despite small, little ac/fan
prob bcs good food and cheap price
10 slices of salmon costs 15 bucks here 
where is here

Atoma Prime
Ok so the filipine
hopcon

I want that veggie pad Thai
🥐
Yeah my sister bf is a pastry chef, these are like beta test croissants 
fucking normie

iine
@polar ice do you eat your local ketchup, the banana ketchup, is it much different from Heinz
it taste different
heinz/del monte are like sour
the banana ketchup is like strong with no sour taste
not sweeter?
oh i can kinda order it on Lazada for like 4 ish dollars
maybe will keep an eye on it
get the UFC / Papa brand
sorry
UFC / Papa / Jufran
though jufran is the most poggers, UFC is the most basic one
oh
wtf
?
prep is a bit hassle since you have to toast the eggplant
yeah i can do that
i have a gas stove at home
only thing I'm actually afraid of is the eggplant bursting
but it shouldn't
also purple eggplants are kind of a rare vegetable here, can't really get them in my local markets
will have to get them at the supermarket or mall, sometimes they're also not available in the supermarket

looks tasty
get the eggplant that's long and big
🤤
we also have this if you want to try
you usually pair it with shrimp paste
it's more like a side
i have something similar but it's grilled green eggplant
and no tomatoes
and it's eaten more like a dip/main dish with your sticky rice
with like boiled egg or other vegetables
it's savory to sweet
i think yours lean to like sour with the tomatoes
and more watery
already leaning to that consistency of salsa imo
and they look fresh
for TH you cook the ingredients before using the mortar/pestle to grind them
tru, this goes well with very fatty meals
yeah i can kinda guess the flavor for it if used for something like that
this would be bad with fatty meals
the Thai one i mean
@timber zodiac i made it
kms
do you guys have a dessert/sweet variation
we have something similar but it's more of a dessert, it's usually bananas or black beans and the rice is mixed with coconut milk
haha kys
it tasted the same
dont judge a book by its cover is what i learned in school
dont judge a lemper by its photo
rice stir fried with basil pork [krapao] and egg
and roselle drink
usually you'd have krapao and rice separated but i prefer it to be mixed together
does switching camera app get rid of pocophone shot on pocophone f1
looks tasty, maybe you should switch camera app to get rid of pocophone shot on pocophone f1
he can disable it anw

i did but it was just flash on/off
i remember trying to look for it but something happened and i never checked again
there's no straight name for this but it's just pork meatballs and misua
personally i'll eat the string beans shirmp paste combo but i've ran out
Misua beasua
yeah that's ours too
but are you sure that's misua
looks like rice
i can see the rice grains
it's not really a noodle dish
here you can just choose if you want it to be noodles or rice
who
I think it was alien stage
You're not sorry
almost forgot to take a pic
also i think the watermark is gone
salted egg pork stir fry with rice
Salted egg pork how does it work
Seems poggers to cook
it's just stir fry pork
and you have like a salted egg mixture to use as stir fry sauce
I love misua
Better than indomie
i like the dry indomie
das an egg
fatass
sry i used yogurt
pls learn to be original and not copy what I did
i have always been a yogurt supporter
i put it on bread and oats and rice and pasta
know your limits trash
what are my limits..
mayo is too limited
yogurt can stand in for a lot of different dairy products
like wtf is a creme fraiche
mayo too
i always thought it was fresh cream
no because mayo is already seasoned
yeah
nice
doesn't matter that much as long as it's unsugared
i sometimes just add a drizzle of honey or a spoon of jam
to mayo??
Wtf suga anti
honey mayo is kinda ok
wtf
gives nice contrast
tangy and a bit of sweetness
depends on mayo tho
if already sweet mayo maybe not as good
if already sweet maybe use a tangy hot sauce
or lime/lemon
naruhodo

nice ass
doesn't look that tasty from this angle
probably doesnt fit either
Fatass
Beef mushroom and adobong kangkong
adobong kangkong
oh, water spinach
iine
looks like it did
It's laksa flavored instant noodle
Gweens
It's basically just stir fried kangkung and some shrimp paste (a bit sweet not that salty)
@
sorry I dont talk to people who use fancy words like protein

🐖
there's a small chance it could be tofu and i didn't want to offend anyone by saying animal

:pensivemay:
:pensivemay:
im just trying to help
fine I get it I'll hang
Looks spicy
@ nee eat shit unbeliever
Spice tolerant issue
What's that ball
SHOT ON ASS
looks tasty
@true eagle see why don't you do this
Instead of shot on pocophone
Shot on paophone
I'm not sigma like inyui

I'll never be as kewl
Fatass
Not my food
But this is basically raw fish marinated in a very strong vinegar, chili and onions
How many did you get
Sure bro
wheres the veggies
There's no veggies
My first seblak in my entire life
And it's gonna be instant seblak
Taste weird asf
I can't finish it
toothpick
shot on ass
pea
looks tasty
i dont get it
it's inyui
too much
Curry (Gy)Udon
looks smol
It was

looks tasty
Sounds tasty
looks
tasty
mayo 

Ok fatass
Looks very beige
wtf boujie
cousins celebratory dinner night
Buj
all you can eat shabu shabu baybeeee
half bbq half shabu shabu
what pasta is this
Hong Kong noodles
get tomyum instead
Who's tom and why is he yummy
did you finish that yourself
Why
Buj
Is saizeriya
saizeriya in sg?
5.7
with a small plate of salad
2 hot baguette
and a drink
looks expensive
wtf real boujie
shot on poco ass
real boujee
is that brain on champagne cork
Fish cum on eggs
tf
nad you know thats not what eggs are
fucked up boba
what does cardz think
cum
What the fuck is that
looks okay
Could be better with mayo
what did you think I cooked it in?

Ok but what's that though
Cream of mayo soup?
Now that i saw the grains it's oats curry
i see
??
what's wrong honey
but it makes it better!
worse breadcrumbs 
proteins
antiteins
Neuteins
fat fuck

Fatass
Fat fucker
Fatass
It's fall over everywhere...
looks tasty
based on all evidences, its a failed flipover
Are you a successful flipover dad
im a failure
It's okay dad i still love you
i dont
this is why ur a failure of a dad
looks tasty
it was ussr theme russian restaurant lul
bread and noodles 
mustard
It's cheese
fat ass
Fatass
Hey I'm not the one eating 2 food
ye that would be the fatterass

is that cocaine
cocaine
dinner spotted
wtf touching grass
cum
I removed the rice so it's just a piece of hamburg
looks tasty
boojie
Im not
looks tasty mostly
Fatass
looks tasty
Thicc coom
Egu
i don't really get basmati rice here, it's usually always jasmine
wtf no pocophone
looks tasty
i thought it was going to be spicy, it's like 2.5 cocoichibanya spicy
weak
Weak
real pao is pocophone
pao using iphone now
when i had it you guys said why didn't i remove it

the old pao is already dead
you guys killed him

I cast revivify

oh right I've been wondering, do you guys also get a slice of lime for your fried rice
sometimes
It's nice with fried stuff

where is the real pao
looks tasty
sounds tasty




