#It called Football. yeah the one you actually used foot

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still burrow
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Its less dangerous than a slide tackle from behind

pale yew
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Nah i think that's dangerous

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That's rugby tackle

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Is that mac allister's brother ?

rancid wind
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yeah he is

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kevin mac allister

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inspired by home alone's mc name

finite basin
still burrow
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Fuck, please dont play saka

runic dew
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Nobody said it isn't dangerous but it def is way less dangerous than just 2 footing him from behind

tall tree
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Jesus pool really tore sparta a new one

coarse bridge
finite basin
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Based greek

tall tree
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LMAO

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still burrow
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Beatable

finite basin
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Its gonna funny

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If Kane lose

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So i wish it happen

tall tree
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once spurs always a spurs

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cant take that away

finite basin
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Can take him out of spurs but cant take spurs out of him

tall tree
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fact

finite basin
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Also Alonso got some hard ass plot armor

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Leverkusen still not lose

still burrow
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We are the underdog now, so its less pressure

tall tree
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still cant believe they pulled that comeback

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hes perfect for liverpool

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hopium

finite basin
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He got that istanbul night in him still

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Tbh this bayern team is sorta ass

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So arsenal got fair chance

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rancid wind
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Huge chance for Liverpool vs Leverkusen in the final

still burrow
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Unless west ham managed to beat leverkusen

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Moyes masterclass

finite basin
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Hammer time

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3 italians just for 2 of them to face each other and one facing pool

coarse bridge
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ivory vortex
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wut

tall tree
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what

coarse bridge
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wrong copypa 😔

finite basin
pale yew
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"Bad things happen everyday everyhour, no need to stop it"

rancid wind
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busy week for lazio

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there are news about the ultras behavior in germany, sarri's sacked, the harrasment, and now the president

finite basin
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ADL when Lotito walk in

finite basin
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almost die to Leicester

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now time for Reds match

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oh

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damn

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pool

still burrow
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More like
Damn
Man united

pale yew
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Worst performance of the year

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Got 2 goals deflection

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Could kill the game but didn't

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2-1 score and wasting time tactic wtf, never seen liverpool do this

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Kill the game at 3-1 then you can waste time

finite basin
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coarse bridge
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it all going downhill for leicester after relegated 😔

finite basin
tall tree
still burrow
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Nice

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Imagine if southgate went to pool

rancid wind
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so its either amorim or de zerbi now

finite basin
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Is this over Bayern

runic dew
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it was over since they lost the leverkusen game imo

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leverkusen need to lose like 4 in 7 games or something in a season where they still haven't lost a single game

tall tree
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kane really is cursed

still burrow
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I sure hope so

tall tree
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holy macca was so good

tall tree
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Arsenal city draw you love to see it

finite basin
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best outcome for pool

tall tree
still burrow
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Until they dont

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Its been awhile since 3 teams aiming for the top spot

rancid wind
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Palmer carried chelsea

tall tree
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holy macca was so good (2)

still burrow
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Holy fuck

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Im pretty sure chelsea got the most penalty this season in epl

finite basin
finite basin
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Tuchel better learn Arabic after this end

still burrow
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Hmm

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It turns out, if you put someone who always win the league every single year blessing and someone who never win anything curse
The curse prevails

ivory vortex
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you can take a player out of tottenham but you'll never take out tottenham in a player

still burrow
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I dont want to feel optimistic for champions league match against bayern, even with our result today

finite basin
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ivory vortex
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the fuck 2-1 in 14 mins

runic dew
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Arsenal bayern 1-1 in 20 too lmfao

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As it was written

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6 goals in 30mins

still burrow
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My heart cant take this lol

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Not gonna watch the away match

runic dew
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Nahhh that's what makes it fun

still burrow
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We are still too nervous in europe

runic dew
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If saka doesn't go fishing for a pen I think he easily scores at the end there tbh

coarse bridge
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Its all went from 2-1 and 1-2

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To 2-2 and 3-3

rancid wind
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that was awful lmao

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worst performance for this season fr

still burrow
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Yet

finite basin
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i saw atalanta up by 1 then it become 3

pale yew
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Not looking forward much watching liverpool since the draw with united

still burrow
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Dont think city will drop points anymore

finite basin
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I do believe that Palace exist to fucked Pool in the ass

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Weird that it happened again

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Now Arsenal fans pray that Emery will go easy on them

still burrow
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Arsenal fans dont pray, we already know praying does shit

finite basin
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Good ebening

rancid wind
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God only listen to pep anyway

ivory vortex
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bottled league

runic dew
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god is listening to xabi alonso wdym

runic dew
finite basin
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🌾

rancid wind
finite basin
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Coventry?

rancid wind
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Tf coventry chased a 3-0 loss

rancid wind
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Pls no var

finite basin
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Ten Hag is over

rancid wind
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Offside
Bummer

finite basin
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wtf

finite basin
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Wallahi im finished

still burrow
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Dont worry, our players are gassed

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We need depth

rancid wind
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Another bald coach and he's dutch

runic dew
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yall aint ready for the bald battle royale in both manchester and liverpool/everton

still burrow
pale yew
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I swear we're so unlucky lately

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In March 2015, Indonesia’s hopes of making it to their first AFC U23 Asian Cup™ were dashed when they fell 4-0 to Korea Republic in their final qualifying match. On Thursday evening, slightly more than nine years on, Indonesia demonstrated the remarkable progress they have achieved since by pulling off a 11-10 win on penalties against the same o...

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we ended their 40 years olympic

finite basin
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time to slap those arabs

still burrow
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Its so loud here
Especially when pen ends..... At 4am....

ivory vortex
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disgusting trash football displayed by middle-east team once again

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i aint watching it

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fuck saudi

finite basin
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fuck em oil league

still burrow
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Need context

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Martin obi is a monster

still burrow
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Unfortunately, city wont slip
Even with 115 charges

runic dew
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sounds pretty bad

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-2 points for everton

ivory vortex
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neverlusen did it again

finite basin
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they are too strong

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still burrow
rancid wind
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There's a chance for chelsea to join conference league

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ten fraud

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we somehow ahead of manutd

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i will take that

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Watch us lose against them

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The final bayern disallowed goal???

finite basin
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Linesman fucked up

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uefa supercup

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0-0 88'
8-11 90'+12

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Truly the theatre of dream
They even built a waterfall inside their stadium

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Somehow we probably gonna made it to uefa

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Neverlusen

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its happening

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This year manager transfer will be interesting

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wtf

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Bayern at 3rd

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actually cursed

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Mad

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Atalanta last boss

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they are in good form

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Four consecutive pl trophy for city then

finite basin
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everton lead

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big oof

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oh?

rancid wind
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Kudus scored a banger

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Ah damn

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Foden's having fun

still burrow
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Lets try again next season

finite basin
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uefa spotted secured

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and finish ahead of newsaudi and manutd

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not too bad

rancid wind
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Thanks for the memories klopp YuyaLove

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bald

finite basin
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Great to see mini Robbo play aggressive like his dad

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and mini Gomez get cooked like his dad

rancid wind
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Endo has 4 kids

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Shinzo abe must be proud of him

pale yew
finite basin
rancid wind
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Slick passer. My favorite type of player

finite basin
still burrow
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Too many forwards

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still burrow
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Looooollll

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Is boehly dumb?

rancid wind
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Securing uefa spot is not good enough?

finite basin
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reset the progress again

rancid wind
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Boehly is allergic to patience
The team was getting better

ivory vortex
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damn they be hitting reset button

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i believe mudryk is lot smarter than boehly at this point

runic dew
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Expectations are kills our happiness

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still burrow
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Ha?

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Haaa?

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finite basin
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first L incoming?

rancid wind
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usually they'll catch up the gap after 80 minutes

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whoa lookman hatrick

finite basin
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Leverkusen killer damn

ivory vortex
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ripperino

rancid wind
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gasperini masterclass

pale yew
still burrow
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Pep is more than enough, cant waut for him to piss off

rancid wind
finite basin
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But why

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desperate

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Everyone rejected them

ivory vortex
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Bayern Tuchel fomo purchase bite them in the ass

finite basin
rancid wind
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should've stayed longer
im curious how bologna will fare in cl with him

still burrow
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Wow

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I thought they say they gonna keep him

still burrow
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Wait what?

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They can have him retire for free, now they need to pay him

pale yew
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Chaos

finite basin
ivory vortex
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maybe his ball would work there

rancid wind
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big gamble on both sides

still burrow
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No matter what happen, he'll get his money

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Cant say about bayern tho

ivory vortex
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haaland ghosting again

rancid wind
coarse bridge
finite basin
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Yeah why not

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why dont just keep poch

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if they gonna pick this guy

coarse bridge
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Poaching leicester Myaaaaaaa

ivory vortex
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walmart pep

runic dew
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???

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If the post nut clarity + shower thoughts combo doesn't help you think about tactics then what will

finite basin
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runic dew
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Fellas

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There's never anything interesting when these guys win

finite basin
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good thing i decide to go to sleep

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still burrow
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They sign expensive players all the time, why arent they broke like barc?

finite basin
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Kevin Durant ahhh move

runic dew
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Have you seen Barca contracts

ivory vortex
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Laporta should learn a thing or two from Perez

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Papi Perez domination

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runic dew
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I hate how journos add that fake question at the front all the time

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ivory vortex
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oh shit thai is out of wc qualifier after h2h loss with china

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💔

finite basin
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Korean always failed me at most crucial moment

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Well, doesnt help that our striker are shit

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Wont even be a problem if we win against them in first place

ivory vortex
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supachai more like superfraud

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ikhsan fandi is the goat

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too bad he choose to play in singapore instead of us

finite basin
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singapore getting all the good thing like usual

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except food i guess

still burrow
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As long as havertz performs well, im a happy guy

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Rip super kev

finite basin
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great to see the secret technique get passed down

ivory vortex
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holy fuck lakaka

finite basin
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lakaka...

finite basin
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Southgate ball

cursive radish
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The best squad in the world everyone

finite basin
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😭😭😭

ivory vortex
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Romania W

finite basin
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Mama mia…..

coarse bridge
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Barca releasing a lot of players today

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Felix, Cancelo, Alonso

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damn

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i thought Felix find his true calling there

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😔

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no more lever

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it's coming home (the NT)

still burrow
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Making a team of this caliber playing this badly takes a lot of talent

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Means southgate is talented

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Thats prolly what the FA is thinking

finite basin
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bruh

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Damn

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Jude’s black magic

ivory vortex
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southgate contract extended by 10 years thanks to belligol

finite basin
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Execution delayed

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Witchcraft gone

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only fined

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just need to not violate any rules again for 1 year to avoid suspension

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though it's only 1 match

cursive radish
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Rip german bozos

still burrow
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Its not

ivory vortex
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cam on sui

finite basin
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its going home

runic dew
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Left back saka is real

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Aiya

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Trent

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now this is the copa we were promised

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classic

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still burrow
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Southgate luck cant beat kane's curse

stiff plaza
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how was the meme game

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can't believe England VS Spain happened when English or Spanish meme is rampant KazaLmao

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fucking enzo

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stupid ass

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just what we need in preseason

pale yew
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Any transfer news from liverpool ?

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😥

runic dew
finite basin
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bald fraud begin early

still burrow
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Esr.....

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Noni hate Wolverhampton

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But goodbye eddie, wont forget your song ever

pale yew
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Hope no injury

still burrow
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Got decently manageable draw

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We should be able to qualify

still burrow
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Merino already injured.... Great...

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Experienced, can play in more than 1 position, has worked with arteta before, no loan fee + chelsea pays 2/3 of the wage + no obligation to buy

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Love it

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Ngl felt bad for the opposition players

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Anyway my COACH

pale yew
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Slotball really neat

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Not like klopp attack attack attack
Slop more well organize and calm

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I like to play klopp's style in game but can't keep doing that in real, will broke the player

pale yew
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I just watched the rice red card

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PGMOL doing great job as always 🤮

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Well arsenal and fans just have to take it like how it happened to us last season

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I still remember the basketball incident and Diaz

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We just don't pay more like City

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Ten hag rebuilding united with ajax players but the best one Gravenberch went to Liverpool KazaLmao

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That's why they're doing a Great job

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English referees are bad

runic dew
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Idk man that wolves guy sexually assaulted 2 people and then took out another guy in a diff game and still hasn't been sent off yet

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I dunno how that midfield was able to hold up

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Anyway, north london is red

cursive radish
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Tf man how

rancid wind
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michael oliver being a horrible ref

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Fuck off

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Fair ChimaOK

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Considering its 10 men in etihad for almost 60 minutes, its a great result i guess

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I'm sorry but it's not like you guys win this game every year

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A draw is good

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Good for pool

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6 goals on the first half

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Palmer's so good

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🥶

still burrow
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Can arsenal please stop trying to give me heart attack?

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Jesus wtf is wrong with you man?

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Lol

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Trauma mentioned Myay

pale yew
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I don't understand the language

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penalty for real madrid

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sooo...

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taniguchi just kicked the ball to their own goal...

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gg morale

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i was able to catch the game because some friends are watching too KazaLmao

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2000x better than southgate

cursive radish
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Football is truly fun

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My fav TikToker GweluCry

pale yew
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Not gonna lie, most of referee's decision was against arsenal today

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Saka cooked robertson

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Should've started szoboslai

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I don't know why many Liverpool fans don't like him

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Haaland not top 3 smh

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They did? Why?

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wow

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who is erik why does he have 10 hags

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is he hagmaxxing

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HAHAHAHA

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dance now you fucker

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Congrats rodri

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What happen ?

cursive radish
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Dude kicked him in the face

pale yew
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Who is that btw ?

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Pau cubarsi a 17 years old CB playing for barca

rancid wind
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Arsenal and City will be looking for a new sporting director

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They will be looking for a manager too at the end of the season

still burrow
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Nah we wont

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teta phase 8 coming soon

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Sexo fútbol club

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pep packwatch

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Onana

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bro is menhera

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Ugh real madrid soon, our boogey team

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Hopefully a win finally

rancid wind
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Finally a win after 15 years

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They fired the guy who get Indo team to qualifier after 5 years

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2nd qualifier stage

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ionic gorge
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🖐️

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Little brother, Grandpa and big brother

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ionic gorge
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Do you have a term in English for "pecho frío"?

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It's like, you can win something but for some reason you can't/didn't, like Dortmund a lot of times, or Atlético in this case (and a lot of times too)

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Anyways

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Simeone pecho frío

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LET'S GOOOOOOOO

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(my heart was skipping beats in this one)

ivory vortex
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bottled

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In english? We called them spursy

ionic gorge
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Thanks

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🧎‍♂️

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Insane headloss from rudiger

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Holy

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Those red cards

ionic gorge
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After the game I was knocked out because there were too many emotions during the match

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Gracias Ozuna (Kounde)

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Sexdri as always too

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Kounde did a great job
bro is either on enemy box or team box

ionic gorge
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He spawned out of nowhere on that last one, 120 minutes but he still ran, great game for Kounde

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And those red cards at then end lmao

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I don't like Rüdiger so it was nice to see that, he really deserves it, Not because I don't like him, but because he has been forgiven enough, not just this game

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I like Bellingham and it's not nice to see him like that, but shit happens

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liverpool won prem

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F(u⁸)ck

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Nijisanji save my heartMyaaaaaaa

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Honestly the team has been so much fun to watch

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And it's a young team so we will be better next year with a better bench

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chelsea ?

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barca

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wonderkids fc losing to old men fc

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crazy fight

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yan sommer doing godlike save at the end

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props to them

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mf acerbi is 37 and playing 120 mins

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what the fuck happen

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0-2 turned into 4-2

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el classico is cinema

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Never trust the 0-2

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Me celebrating

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Henry and Crews just chilling ChimaCulture

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GG

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hope he got offers next

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Phycological horror

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it look like they gonna sign Joan Garcia from espanyol

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I'm so happy man

ionic gorge
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That's GGs already

ionic gorge
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Where I'm from, in these situations we like to say "solo a dar las nalgas fueron"

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Something like: they just went to receive from behind

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who

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wtf wrong link

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was gonna post this one

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Sad

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Thats too tragic

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oh what the hell

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finally

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Maresca and Amorim got sacked in start of big 26

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who next? Arne Slot?

cursive radish
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Most insane goalkeeper performance i ever seen

ionic gorge
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There's a lot of insane performances but using your teammate to block a ball is definitely on top

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Joan mi cabra

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Raphina went from Leeds striker to scoring for fun at Barca

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probably going to liverpool

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Flick got both Conte and Xabi sacked within a year

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No problem xabi, come home to merseyside

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Can work again with wirtz and frimpong

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Its so peak

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you know he will make himself injured again so it will be delayed again

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Nah he wants to play the WC

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It's his first time ever to become the main GK for Germany he can't fumble it

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WTF

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lmaoooo

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being from PSG to Persib is something

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nah

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foul

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Good luck dancing for the players cone arbeola

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psg or newcastle huh

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i hope we get psg

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It was a good game and win but... Almost 30 shoots and just 3 go in KazaLmao KazaLmao KazaLmao

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Haaland, think about it pls, Spotify premium while you're in and 1€ jamón ibérico (can't afford the expensive ones)

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Or Julian, but the good Julian not the current Julian

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atleast ferran know he washed that he doesnt celebrate after he finally got one

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He was rage baiting you can't be that bad it's impossible

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Pedro be like "oshit wtf"

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Looks like he is coming back

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We can't get rid of him Myaaaaaaa

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My presi you will be missed

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i'm waiting for slot's turn

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Getting knocked out by arsenal in the semis Myay

ionic gorge
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Trust, the 6th is this year (you have to trust cause I don't)

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more like by bodo glimt

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Wouldn't mind

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At least arsenal fans won't get obnoxious

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Oh fuck off

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there the gooners

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Half bro foul language when talking about arsenal

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Gooner

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Fabregas is coaching now just let it go

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still burrow
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And barca still broke

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Hey, at least players get Spotify premium... maybe, I can't confirm that

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too expensive

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Very good Halalball vs Haramball match, thinking about the Joan mistake and the "offside" in the first match makes me laugh.
But today Haramball won, and just good matches.
Please sell Ferran already thank you.

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sell Ferran buy Alvarez

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Sell ferran start araujo

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𝟐𝟑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐒 😳🤯

Absolute chaos in the final seconds of the Campeonato Mineiro final between Cruzeiro and Atlético MG as a huge brawl leads to 23 straight red cards 🟥

After things finally cooled down, Cruzeiro lifted the trophy 🏆

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Not real unfortunately

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Szczesny hates playing football

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He wouldn't do it

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Mohamed Salah is to bring the curtain down on his illustrious career with Liverpool Football Club at the end of the 2025-26 season.
︀︀
︀︀The time to fully celebrate his legacy and achievements will follow later in the year when he bids farewell to Anfield ❤️

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I think Barca lost on purpose because they knew this wasn't the year and also to let us watch the ultimate Haramball game

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i think they lost because barca hate me and araujo doesnt deserve to lift up the ucl

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🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect.

It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Calum McFarlane will be Chelsea new head coach until June on interim basis.

McFarlane will be working with support from existing Chelsea backroom staff.

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??????

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I didn't have the opportunity to watch it but I feel the disturbance in the universe, too much halal?

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Fortunately tomorrow it'll be balanced again

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The universe won't explode

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Watched the highlight, reminds me of time with klopp, miss it

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haram final boss

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📑 Translated from Spanish

Mbappé is never going to play football again; everything is being completely hushed up by the club right now. Arbeloa doesn't want the team to get distracted in the final stretch if the news leaks out. They haven't even told the players themselves. It's going to be the biggest story in football when it breaks: a couple of years ago, he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills. That's why PSG offloaded him for nothing and no other club showed interest. Real Madrid figured it was worth a shot just for his past reputation. It's weakened his body—that's why he's only played 90 minutes here and there. Remember that "knee injury" from early in the season? Hormones. After the match against Betis, he decided he wanted to go through with the full gender reassignment surgery, which is why he hasn't been seen since. They did it last week. The LFP says he can no longer compete in men's football. He's had his dick cut off.

****…

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I guess since they are not winning anything in football they're also training for UFC
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052445086009467385/en

📑 Translated from Spanish

Rudiger slapping Carreras Valverde and Tchouameni beating the shit out of each other Álvaro Arbeloa in the Valdebebas parking lot:

Original text
Rudiger dándole un bofetón a Carreras
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︀︀Valverde y Tchouameni dándose de hostias
︀︀
︀︀Álvaro Arbeloa en el parking de Valdebebas:

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And this guy... I may have to kneel to the dictator, we know he was a barca fan before, maybe all this time his plan was to destroy everything from the inside, what if he wasn't the villain...
https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2052364185024041450/en

📑 Translated from Spanish

🚨 IMAGE @elchiringuitotv 🚨 🤣 MBAPPÉ LEAVES VALDEBEBAS 'BURSTING WITH LAUGHTER'. 🇫🇷 The Frenchman has completed part of today's training with the group.

Original text
🚨 IMAGEN @elchiringuitotv 🚨
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︀︀🤣 MBAPPÉ ABANDONA VALDEBEBAS 'PARTIÉNDOSE de RISA'.
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︀︀🇫🇷 El francés ha completado hoy parte del entrenamiento con el grupo.

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bring

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reverse figo

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gramps fighting

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wtf

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HAHAHAHA

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one more for me west ham

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var check

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rigged

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goal allowed

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wait

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its disallowed

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LMAOOOO

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no roony

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first so quick

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Give rashford perm contract

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Watch barca renew his loan

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Looks like i will be spamming goals today or so i hope

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And thats Laliga champs to barca

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📑 Translated from Spanish

The dictator is the greatest thing there is. He doesn't post the photo at the start, he sends it now, losing 2-0. What a genius, for God's sake.

Original text
El dictador es lo más grande que hay. No postea la foto al inicio, lo manda ahora, perdiendo 2-0. Que genio, por dios.

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He really is infiltrated

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bring

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we need a striker anyway

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I can give 5 €, that plus the unlimited Spotify premium should close the contract

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he should be paying us money for letting him live in sunny catalonia

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move to psg and win ligue 1

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He just wants to vibe and smoke SisterBless

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Barca's player of the season

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get that saudi money gramp

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when are we going to get the saudi money

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never

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pay al hilal for cancelo

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I'm going to miss him man

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pool another year with slot ig

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there is xavi

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📑 Translated from Spanish

The guy's a legend—he'd rather drop dead on the pitch from a heart attack at 80 than let Ter Stegen play keeper in a World Cup. Crack.

Original text
El tipazo prefiere morir en la cancha de un infarto a los 80 años antes que permitir que Ter Stegen tape en un Mundial.
︀︀
︀︀Crack.

Quoting Ataque Futbolero (@AtaqueFutbolero)

🏆🇩🇪 MANUEL NEUER WILL COME OUT OF INTERNATIONAL RETIREMENT AND PLAY IN THE 2026 WORLD CUP WITH GERMANY AT AGE 40.
︀︀
︀︀[@SkySportDE]

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Buffon behavior

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when you pick the wrong lamine

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Fired the old social media manager with liam

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why is he more emotional than when he leaving bayern

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Because he loves barca

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He talked about how the barca boy hugged him and that was the first time in his career in something

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🇵🇱 𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁 𝗟𝗲𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗸𝗶 𝗼𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗮 𝗵𝘂𝗴 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗚𝗮𝘃𝗶 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜:
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︀︀▪️When I learned about my father's death, I closed myself off emotionally from the world and from the people. I was young and not ready for it.
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︀︀▪️When I went to Germany, people there were very reserved; they focus on work and their own lives. I spent 12 years in Germany, and I learned a lot from them.
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︀︀▪️But the first moment I arrived in Barcelona, seeing the people, the culture… I remember the first day Gavi came to me and hugged me. It was incredible!
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︀︀▪️I thought to myself, how is it possible that someone from the dressing room hugged me with so much empathy?
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︀︀▪️That hug really left a mark on me. I said to myself, “wow, this is amazing,” and I started to learn from th…

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ionic gorge
# coarse bridge why is he more emotional than when he leaving bayern

Because he loves the club and the club loves him.
You can watch this video with auto tl, I think it explains the situation well.
https://youtu.be/1aSsi0N6FbU

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History will tell that, after the unforgettable era of Lionel Messi, when everything was problems, chaos, and crisis at FC Barcelona, there was a Polish striker who left Bayern Munich and put at risk his status as the world's best 9 to help awaken the sleeping blaugrana giant. When the easiest thing would have been to say no, he arrived. When practically no world-class star wanted to sign with the club, he raised his hand. And when there wasn't much hope left in the barcelonismo, he committed himself. In a few years, when people talk about the greatest strikers in the entire history of Barça, it will be impossible not to include in the conversation DON ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI. HE ARRIVED AS A STAR, HE LEFT AS A LEGEND.

Original text
La historia contará que, tras la inolvidable época de Lionel Messi, cuando todo eran problemas, caos y crisis en el FC Barcelona, hubo un delantero polaco que dejó al Bayern Munich y puso en riesgo su estatus como el mej…

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nothing beats emperor kylian

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Its been 22 years

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he has me watching the under-21 team

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3 players from arsenal and spain even calls up a fuckimg spurs player but theres 0 from real madrid?

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Who do you want them to call up

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Saddam Hussein

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Only huijsen comes to mind

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he wasnt that good and was injured for a long period this season

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There's this image going around

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Then you have their spanish players either shooting themselves in their foot or the management fucking them up

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I also forgot about pool mb

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Yeah that's management fucking him up

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Knowing dlf he wouldn't have called him anyway

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i have a feeling that rapha is leaving after the wc

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that was quick

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....................

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what do you think pedro

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all i know about him is that he is very fast

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That's all I know about him too, and good passes. The 80M is the thing

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But I trust Flick

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yeah if he asked for him then i will just trust him and see next season

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Since we are on premier bring Halland too

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(let me dream)

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We can't let everything on...

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pep is leaving too so HimaThink

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🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona are preparing first official bid for Julián Álvarez, to be sent soon — and without any players included.
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︀︀Julián informed Atléti of desire to leave after rejecting a new deal months ago.
︀︀
︀︀❗️ After direct meeting with agent & intermediaries, Barça will send a bid.

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@FabrizioRomano The new Barcelona front three is going to be fire
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︀︀G - Gordon
︀︀A - Alvarez
︀︀Y - Yamal
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︀︀The world is not ready for GAY, from MNS to GAY 🔥

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Make GAY real

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Gordon, Alvarez, and Silva

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Atletico wanted him btw ShizuLUL

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Now i wonder who is leaving because no way deco is signing these players without a big one leaving

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My guess is either olmo or rapha

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I can't trust the 30 shots 1 goal man

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🦈

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And Argentinians tend to work well in Barca

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everyone can change under flick Myay

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look at rashford

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I mean, even Anthony improved, that's more a Manchester issue, but it's true that Flick also does his magic

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it was supposed to be 4 hours ago btw

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another delay

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They delaying until sunday

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laporta wasting the money on food for the journalists

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🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Atletico Madrid statement:

“HERE WE GO! We have sent a fax to FC Barcelona with our transfer offer: 4 tickets for tomorrow’s Bad Bunny concert, an annual subscription to ABC, and a bag of sunflower seeds. We eagerly await the response to prepare the ‘announce’.”

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They lost their heads

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@ me if there's something interesting, this people started stream just to not delay more

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He already arrived so they will start soon i guess

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💀

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My man speaks spanish, un grande

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i forgot about him lol

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it has been 8 hours

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Seems a good guy, talked pretty words for fans, I trust

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Btw, did someone hacked Atlético accounts 'cause wtf is happening there

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its so funny ShizuLUL

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fabrizio rage baited them

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Not the AI video bro, is getting cold here 🥶🥶🥶🥶

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i hope its not the last

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there's more

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silva and julian and a defender

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then go back to being bankrupt

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No with the 1:1 rule no

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so you dont know huh

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(I was joking, I know there's still money problem Myaww )

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but that's why you do what they're doing, let the future worry about it IbMoney

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in laporta we trust

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why araujo why

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sorry wrong person

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🥶

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Both

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damn

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arsenal went home sad again

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Arsenal being Arsenal

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man this season been shit

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shit final shit leagues nothing intersting happened

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They only won the premier because city likes to eat shit now, not to underplay what they did but were really close to lose it, they really are like Atlético

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I just need for France to not win the world cup

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a dembele second balondor will seal this season as the shittiest ever

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thank god there is the world cup

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need spain to win it for me

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If Dembele wins it I'll just laugh, it can't be real

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And for me the world cup has to win it anyone but Europeans, just historical beef SisterBless
But since this time I don't see it, yeah Spain.

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It's your time to shine Japan. DO IT (they have the round of 16 curse)

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maybe its time for neymar to get his one

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📑 Translated from Spanish

The lore of the Minions is that their sole purpose is to serve whichever villain comes along. This can't be a coincidence 😭😭

Original text
El lore de los Minions es que su unico propósito es servirle al villano de turno.
︀︀
︀︀Esto no puede ser coincidencia 😭😭

Quoting DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Mbappé teams up with the Minions in a new teaser for ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’.
︀︀
︀︀In theaters on July 1.

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who he gonna get

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Kavara

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There isn't a single good right winger on the market and mbappe will kill him if he bought a striker

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time to watch my national team's ass getting kicked Myay

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Flo is going crazy it seems

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These people are just giving us some entertainment before the WC starts

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📑 Translated from Spanish

He who doesn't know how to pass the ball, even if he has talent, still hasn't understood the game.

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Quien no sabe pasar el balón, aunque tenga talento, todavía no ha entendido el juego.

Quoting Papa León XIV (@Pontifex_es)

Tomorrow the World Cup will begin, and many will be watching the matches closely. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to shine alone, but a path that we learn to walk together. Whoever doesn’t know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, still hasn’t understood the game. And whoever doesn’t know how to live with others and for others, still hasn’t understood life. #ViajeApostólico

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Fuck this guy and fuck mendes his agent

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I know I'm late but México takes it, they bad but not that bad... Well depends on the day, but S.Africa can't win against you with that team in your home.
Then S.Korea win, idk.

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Shouldn't have expanded the tournament

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Very random matches

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🚨 OFFICIAL: Barcelona announce they wre filing a lawsuit against Florentino Pérez.
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︀︀“Barcelona reports that the mandatory request for conciliation has been filed prior to the filing of a complaint for a crime of slander of article 205 of Criminal Code against the President of Real Madrid, Mr. Florentino Pérez, following the statements made by him at the press conference of May 12 and in an interview with a media the following day”.
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︀︀“The objective of this lawsuit is for Mr. Pérez to retract certain statements he made with knowledge of his falsehood and that are slanderous and offensive to the image and reputation of the Club”.
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︀︀“In the event that this demand is not properly attended, FC Barcelona will proceed to the presentation of the corresponding criminal complaint”.

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Mi abuelo siempre me decía:
Ojo con Cabo Verde

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🇨🇻

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Careful, Spain...
And today finally an interesting game, Brazil Morocco

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Can't watch it anyways

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Watching Brazil is like watching Messi if he lost his legs, you know what it was but now it's just a ghost of the past

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Let's see if unc still got it

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biggest unc is still injured

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cant believe i will stay up to see vini doing bullshit

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USA should save some of that host luck for more serious games, remember that in Paraguay there are more cows than people

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you have haiti and scotland

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the match nobody will be watching

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Next game is Netherlands Japan, the other 3 are just a glitch in the matrix, well, you could say Germany Curazao is a pseudo Germany Netherlands ShizuLUL

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germany stat pad session

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mid level prem midfield

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i was going to say wasnt paqueta relegated but it turns out he left westham

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Who are you rooting for

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I have to go with our macaquiños

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brazil

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morocco is africa's argentina

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I know some of that lore, but in Argentina's case they good because everyone just shits everyone but gets together in these cases, also they gave very good music when rock was mainstream like 30 years ago

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Hacelo Ancelotti SisterBless

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Why am i getting ads in the middle of the match

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Fuck america

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At least they didn't lose

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Also, that Australia has perfected the art of Haramball

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Man this brazil is so bleak

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Daaaamn, that's the level huh

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Ancelotti tem alguma coisa contra o Endrick

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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Increible la subtrama que esta pasando Inglaterra y eso que aun no han comenzado a jugar en el Mundial.
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︀︀- Llegan a Estados Unidos y se reporta un tiroteo cerca de la base de sus entrenamientos en Missouri.
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︀︀- Se ven afectados por un temblor de 6,1 en Estados Unidos, algo que no pasaba desde 1880 en aquella región de Florida.
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︀︀- Varios jugadores sufren de quemaduras de sol e insolaciones.
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︀︀- Les roban el equipamiento, incluyendo los botines de los jugadores, equipo de entrenamiento, equipo del personal de entrenamiento, balones y uniformes.
︀︀
︀︀- El chef no pudo viajar con el equipo por que no le permitian ingresar al tren con cuchillos de cocina.
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︀︀- Ahora el equipo recibio la orden de refugiarse este sabado en la noche despues de que se emitiera una alerta de tornado en gran parte de Kansas City y alerta de tormenta electrica.

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England getting some divine punishment

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Just pack it up and go home

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lol

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la masia left back at madrid

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What is even happening

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the season after the world cup is always so random

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cant bealive that they paid 60 m for cucu

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Reijnders there is funny

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12 years ago

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fodder nations

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egypt is one too unfortunately but we arent that bad

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I mean, now Curazao can say they are at the same level of Brazil

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Maybe not that fodder

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true GibaraThink

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Jp vs netherlands is a good gameMyay

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Netherlands could have scored a lot more tho

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holland got a good chance this year

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Now for Ivory Coast Ecuador

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Ecuador can't let 3rd division France win

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Time to go to sleep

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Spain and Egypt tomorrow

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🚨 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐀 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘:
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︀︀🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal, Ferran Torres, Eric Garcia, Gavi, Dani Olmo, Pau Cubarsí, Pedri and Joan Garcia vs. Cape Verde
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︀︀🇪🇬 Hamza Abdelkarim vs. Belgium

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My two national teams YuyaLove

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who are y'all betting on

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just put lamine in the bag and end the suffering

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yo gang when are they actually gonna start to not miss the post

ionic gorge
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Brother how the fuck it's been 50 MINUTES WITHOUT A GOAL

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that's what i've been saying

ionic gorge
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BURN THIS FRAUDS

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this game has 0 adrenaline

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the only aggressiveness they showed is tripping eachother up

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no attack actually fckng happened

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LOOK AT THAT

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FOKIN HELL MAN

ionic gorge
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Man, Brazilians said they'd every wrong possible to a human being for much less