Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

[loud schooner]

I don't care where he goes in the end

[proper cosmos]

Technically mick working for palantir is a net negative to their productivity so

[median talon]

nah it's a long shot anyway. I'm aware they do all sorts of other stuff. I really just think they're mega larpers because all they really do is analyze data

It was a fun event to network in though and I'm happy I went is all. Felt excited for sure just meeting some cool people there like a lot of sakana ai JP people

[loud schooner]

He's still going to be stupid

[loud schooner]

No, you don't know shit lmao

[proper cosmos]

Nepotitty

[loud schooner]

Tf you mean mega LARPers

[turbid grail]

Mik please that man is not cool

[median talon]

Not him

[loud schooner]

See fuko

He's retarded

[sterile jolt]

what did he say about the name when you asked?

[median talon]

The others there were really chill

[loud schooner]

Like he's actually stupid

Mick you realize you look white but you still have too much Chinese in you for trump, right

[median talon]

well it wasn't him but the JP guys and then they talked about LOTR
We ended up talking about anime and stuff, including nijisanji, and that's why they invoted me over to sit with them

[proper cosmos]

Speaking of

[loud schooner]

Mick you don't know what palantir does at all but can you at least read the Wikipedia page lmao

[sterile jolt]

what'd they say about the name though? did they think it was funny

[proper cosmos]

Didnt murica deport every green card applicant

[loud schooner]

Yes

In the process of, or something

[median talon]

I don't think he said much except it's from LOTR

[proper cosmos]

Is mick gonna be able to even get in

[loud schooner]

Idk

His dad is rich

Probably

[median talon]

I am not white passing enough for Trumpers bruh

hell nah I ain't into that

[proper cosmos]

Hes gonna buy the 1mil gold visa

[sterile jolt]

ah got it

[loud schooner]

Mick you are the whitest looking dude this side of the 58th parallel

[proper cosmos]

That only nicki minaj has

[median talon]

no I mean I am white

But I've been called slurs in america

[loud schooner]

Yea doesn't matter, dumbass

You've said that before

Dumbs mfs used to consider Irish and Italian not white

God you didn't even watch the green book

It has the lord of the rings guy

[proper cosmos]

Germans werent even white

[loud schooner]

Mick you'll always be a white boy in Asia ❤️

[proper cosmos]

Honestly the history of europe is killing each other over who is white

Fucking goths die

Vamos

[loud schooner]

Kill all visigoths

[proper cosmos]

[loud schooner]

All my roman homies hate the visigoths

[proper cosmos]

Speaking of

[median talon]

that's fine tho

[loud schooner]

Fr tho man can I not call him stupid when he obviously is stupid

[median talon]

I like being a white boy in Asia

[proper cosmos]

Has the tolkien estate even like

Done anything re palantir

[loud schooner]

Says the guy who was desperately trying to get us to say he looked asian a bit ago

[proper cosmos]

Gale do i look asian

[median talon]

that too is a fact

[loud schooner]

No

[median talon]

I'm both, both are true

[proper cosmos]

A

[median talon]

[loud schooner]

You are the whitest vietnamese I have seen

[sterile jolt]

i see...

[proper cosmos]

crycat

[loud schooner]

Nad

Would you rather have the mentality of Mick

Or the mentality of the dumbass I'm telling you about

Choose carefully

[proper cosmos]

Which one gives me the courage to kms faster

[loud schooner]

Neither

PC guy is an attention seeking emo man baby

Mick is too empty for such thoughts

[proper cosmos]

Ok like, one is pathetic
The other is barely self aware

[loud schooner]

Choose carefully

[proper cosmos]

Micks might just be goated ngl
Nothing sticks its like spraying water on ducks

[loud schooner]

Bros gonna get a sponsorship from Gordon Ramsay

Hexclad mindset

Teflon neurons

[median talon]

type shit

[sterile jolt]

that's the sort of person who gets a personal invitation from the ceo

[meager dust]

mik should get a free book written by palantir tbh

[median talon]

I got some fucking weird ass poster

[proper cosmos]

John palantir??

[median talon]

Like wtf even is that lmao

[proper cosmos]

[median talon]

Anyway I'ma sleep

[sterile jolt]

is that you

[median talon]

No it's my poster tho

[sterile jolt]

thin & muscular

[median talon]

I wisha

[proper cosmos]

Is cardz thin and muscula

[sterile jolt]

unfortunately not

[median talon]

One day

Twinkmax

[proper cosmos]

I want to be thin and muscular but i also want fried chimkek

[sterile jolt]

the solution is to add another two gym hours every day

[proper cosmos]

But there's only 24 hrs a day

[loud schooner]

Second time he's shared that poster

[sterile jolt]

less pining

[proper cosmos]

But when do i yearn for my wife

[sterile jolt]

outsource

[median talon]

we will get u a wife

And I will get myself a life

[loud schooner]

Consider reincarnation

[analog fulcrum]

And be vtuber?,

[loud schooner]

A

Graduation en masse

[keen mica]

Unironically Lockheed
More job security, stable industry, regular 9-5
Also more chance to move to a civilian sector

But I guess palantir probably pays more. Ask mik

Anyway, Mik meeting the CEO of fucking palantir was NOT in my bingo card wtf
Not sure if I should be impressed or horrified

[loud schooner]

There was a palantir meeting event here in Tokyo today lol

That's why

https://fixupx.com/oinariiisan/status/2059167114582462643

おいなり｜Startup Now🎙️ (@oinariiisan)

Unbelievable. The line for the Palantir Japan Meetup is already insane, and it hasn't even started yet! I might not even get in... This is crazy!

Quoting Eliano A Younes (@eliano)
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[keen mica]

And here I was visiting an art museum instead
Like a schmuck
Could've joined the nazis instead

[loud schooner]

Shoulda committed a crime there

[keen mica]

AI face recognition to collect visitor demographics and nationality
Now give me 15 million bucks for my app startup

may or may not send those data to palantir too

[fringe oak]

@lusty finch

[round narwhal]

oh nice drawing bro

[keen mica]

Damn that's genuinely really good

[proper cosmos]

Thanks i modelled for it

[trim ibex]

Mik is ready to join the illuminati

[serene sun]

That’s looks good

[lusty finch]

Peak

I hope louise will carry me through arcadion

[median talon]

Yummy

[loud schooner]

can you pull some strings and invite him to thailand for re-education

@proper cosmos can you find 3 of the strongest vietnamese that hate america and palantir and bring them with you to japan to meet mik

i can provide tickets

mick whats your apartment number

[trim ibex]

How could I even do that you have more chance kidnapping him to china for good old school reeducation camp

[median talon]

Shi I'd move there

I love the tropical places

[median talon]

I would also move there too

[loud schooner]

sphere

[median talon]

I think learning Chinese is going to get very important if you're in apac

[loud schooner]

im rich

[median talon]

I'm tryna learn

[loud schooner]

im not royalty

[trim ibex]

im also rich NOT royalty as well

[loud schooner]

closer to royalty than i am

[loud schooner]

lmao

thailand has been a literal furnace for the past few years

[trim ibex]

How was the meeting?

[loud schooner]

mick might melt and die

[trim ibex]

Is it just seeing his face and hand shake

[trim ibex]

I think Mik come here recently as well?

[loud schooner]

well no he got to talk to alex "kill people and deport people for money" karp and got his email in a google doc so hes going to apply to palantir and help kill and deport people

and help the nazis

[trim ibex]

Is it last year I think I see mik with local Kiara fan

[loud schooner]

because mick is chill like that

[loud schooner]

probably

but mick also keeps on saying he'd move anywhere because its mick

[trim ibex]

would have go with them if I know mik is coming

[loud schooner]

sphere we might need to reeducate mick

we need to make him charismatic and catastrophically incompetent

so he can go to palantir and america and burn it all down accidentally

[pastel coyote]

Honestly not a bad plan

We get our own inside man

[median talon]

bro LMAO

[boreal jewel]

What's with mick and palantir?

[median talon]

I ain't even say allat

u just saying shit

[boreal jewel]

I know palantir uses ai to kill people (their boss' words)

[trim ibex]

Can’t wait to get AI chip in my brain for some instant reeducation

[pastel coyote]

#1066911414943502437 message

[trim ibex]

[pastel coyote]

Start from here inyui

[pastel coyote]

Matrix style

[loud schooner]

mick im fairly convinced you didnt actually know what palantir actually does until recently

they literally help the israelis in genociding gaza

they make ICE deport more people faster in america

its led by technofascists and alex karp is a self admitted technofascist nationalist nutbag who wants to make money and protect american freedoms by killing people

and you called them chill and kind of sus and larp lahurs

[pastel coyote]

Link the interview with Peter

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/LXpc1YiXDoQ

Inyui I see you typing

What are your thoughts lol

[boreal jewel]

I'm eating food

All i can say is. No morals

[fringe oak]

it's not mine, it's comm

[round narwhal]

oh...

[fringe oak]

cant believe nad ismy is my ff14 char aka me wtf, get out of my body u skinwalker

[round narwhal]

still a good drawing tho

[fringe oak]

im taking a month break rn lol

[sharp venture]

good mornign gng tf did i miss

[pastel coyote]

Did you see this ciel

[sharp venture]

i jwu lemme pull up

[median talon]

I honestly don't know to what extent they are involved

[sharp venture]

i went to sleep right after my last message when i knew no rammers was gonna happen

[median talon]

but the Japanese side doesn't do that

I just appreciated speaking with them that's all

Anyway

[analog fulcrum]

Its palantir?

[pastel coyote]

Also this for you ciel

[serene sun]

When I saw palantir I just stopped reading ytd

[median talon]

Type shit

[analog fulcrum]

Mik gonna steal kuma's info

[meager dust]

Mik is gonna join the gestapo

[sharp venture]

i'm up to speed now and i dunno if i should be flattered or scared that he'll make me work without paying me

also mik i don't think "here in japan they're chill" is a good enough reason to join the terrorists, they just waiting to make their move there methinks

also i've met quite a few power people in my life and they've told me to apply to their company and tell them if and when i did...but it's never a guaranteed type shit it's more of something they tell you to get you off their back and move on from the conversation...

i mean i say that too to people who try to apply to the org i've been handling for like 3 years now...

[round narwhal]

at the very least now you know youre not the dumbest person in his book

since mick exist

[sharp venture]

i have no doubt about being hired by any of you and me actually doing the job i'm hired to do, my own fucked up sense of responsibility made me work properly while unpaid (tbf for me i'm thinking about my grade credits that's how i cope)

[serene sun]

mik gives me the impression of someone who wants money but doesnt want to work hard for it basically my impression of the current gen of zoomers these days

hes barely 3 months into his current job right?

[round narwhal]

just dont expect getting paid

[sharp venture]

i'm like that too i keep ranting about wanting wage but not a job to my mom and she just goes "same" and we still go to work because we both know that shit is impossible unless we start doing some illegal shit

[serene sun]

i'll hire you doesnt mean i'll pay you tho

[sharp venture]

that's not hiring gang... also you legally can't do that anymore since i'll be graduating soon

no longer intern

[serene sun]

now that we knw you are an experienced unpaid slave

[round narwhal]

[serene sun]

who doesnt rly, money just fall from the sky into your laps

[sharp venture]

yea

[round narwhal]

and refuse to learn lol

[serene sun]

but sometimes its better to face reality and quit daydreaming

[sharp venture]

daydreaming is fine, being delusional however isn't

[round narwhal]

like after all the shit gale said i doubt mick reflected on it

[serene sun]

lol gale seemed so mad lol

reading back

[sharp venture]

some people daydream to cope with life, like me

[median talon]

Yeah fair. I was more excited by the environment. I met a lot of really great cool people's and CEOs of small companies there

[round narwhal]

i bet he popped a vein

[sharp venture]

actually

[median talon]

Like sakana ai

This cute ai cokpany

[sharp venture]

as a person graduating from IT and been exposed to tech companies i'm telling you it's not that good

[serene sun]

you seem very gullible

[sharp venture]

the only ones i can say are good enough to apply in are google,amazon and meta if you want big names that dabbles in AI

for you at least

[serene sun]

apply for hoyo

[boreal jewel]

This mindset is kinda scary, double edge cases lmao

[serene sun]

their fiddling with ai now too

[sharp venture]

since you don't have the technical skills really needed for tech company

game companies are fickle as shit too

[meager dust]

[median talon]

Wdym

[meager dust]

Insanely competitive and cut throat I presume

[sharp venture]

networking events are ALWAYS exhilarating if you're the one looking for connections tbf

[meager dust]

Like meta

[sharp venture]

for the CEOs or the bosses, not so much

[boreal jewel]

Always double check the company, on the front they're always gonna act great and all

[sharp venture]

that

[loud schooner]

I mean id pay you

[serene sun]

how old is mik again?

[boreal jewel]

There's always this facade lmao

[sharp venture]

same age as me? 23?

[serene sun]

[meager dust]

Ah, naive I guess

[sharp venture]

well i'm turning 23

[boreal jewel]

Iirc he's older than you. Probably 26

[meager dust]

That's worse

[sharp venture]

no

you're misremembering

[serene sun]

nah i dont think hes 26

[loud schooner]

Mick is like 22-24 I think

[serene sun]

shld be under 25

[loud schooner]

He's now a grown up dumbass

[boreal jewel]

Jfc

[loud schooner]

Naive and sheltered from the world

And doesn't know it

[sharp venture]

calm down now gale

[serene sun]

tbh i understand gale's angst

[sharp venture]

bro already got the beat down yesterday put a cooldown on it at least

[loud schooner]

It's not like he actually takes any of this to heart

[round narwhal]

yeah that

[loud schooner]

Mick has a really strong mental for this

[round narwhal]

like i said

[serene sun]

thats whats most infuriating

[round narwhal]

i doubt he reflected on it

[loud schooner]

He literally just ignores what I say lol

[serene sun]

he ignores what we say here

[sharp venture]

still tho it's souring the atmosphere

[serene sun]

thats whats actually maddening

[loud schooner]

I can give him detailed reports on palantir being instrumental in genocide and he won't care

[boreal jewel]

Or he got you on blocked possibly

[loud schooner]

He'd just meme vibe himself out

[loud schooner]

Not yet

He responds

[round narwhal]

i dont think its an issue calling stupid people stupid lol

[loud schooner]

Also can I mention

[serene sun]

we arent calling him that just beacuse we feel like it tho

[loud schooner]

Years ago Mick asked us if we knew what pho was

[sharp venture]

it's not not at all i agree that he's being very stupid rn

[loud schooner]

Today Mick asks us if we know what palantir is

He just doesn't know things sometimes

[round narwhal]

oh god

💀

[sharp venture]

but man i wanna talk about ACTUAL silly stuff now and see right now palantir is even ruining my silly vibe, goes to show how shit it is

[boreal jewel]

What silly stuff though

[loud schooner]

https://youtu.be/-lgo5xqgVko?si=zvZW94PGduaCuijW

Inyui would you fuck this robot

[round narwhal]

uuuuu clanker

[sharp venture]

i watched the video gale sent about the techbro living in SF and i haven't finished it

but he's a furry?

[round narwhal]

the day where i can have my own T-dolls is close

[loud schooner]

Yes

[serene sun]

this robutt please

[loud schooner]

He doesn't spend any money

Very disciplined

His biggest expense is just a fursuit lol

For hobbies

[sharp venture]

i remember seeing on IG reels that if you nuke a furry con it will incapacitate US cybersecurity and tech industry

[meager dust]

[loud schooner]

It came outta nowhere and I shoulda expected it

[meager dust]

Who's this

[round narwhal]

but they better install wombforce on it

[sharp venture]

that's so admirable ngl

[loud schooner]

There's gotta be studies on why it guys are more likely to be furries

[sharp venture]

i'm sorry but the face reminds me of Darling in the Franxx

[round narwhal]

not wrong lol

[sharp venture]

it's only 2 ways

furry or femboys

accdng to IG reels

i'm gonna practice drawing for the audience that actually pays @main robin let's do it

[loud schooner]

Is the fact that it's an inherently semi anonymous community where you can build your own character that attracts them?

[sharp venture]

probably

[loud schooner]

Does trending more online and introverted make it more appealing to use something like a mask?

[sharp venture]

i don't know the psychology behind it since the IT people around me leans into being weebs or gaming or car and motorcycle ppl

[boreal jewel]

https://youtu.be/9Z9SUKbRRCc

[median talon]

I like fursuits

[boreal jewel]

Does that mean gale is a computer engineer?

[sharp venture]

some of my classmates you won't even think they're in IT you'll think they're some entrep or business kids since they 're so normie

[loud schooner]

But I'm not IT

[loud schooner]

No

[pastel coyote]

Or bouldering

[meager dust]

Nerds (me)

[sharp venture]

yea you're just as acoustic as the IT ppl around me

[pastel coyote]

Acoustic

[loud schooner]

Real, a lot are into this now

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

bouldering?

[serene sun]

havent met much

[sharp venture]

like rock climbing?

[serene sun]

at bouldering

Ya

[pastel coyote]

Knew soooo many of the tech bro bouldering

[boreal jewel]

We're smouldering

[pastel coyote]

I got invited but since I'm a loser I hated it

[sharp venture]

i've never met someone like that i know tech bros that loooooove the gym and going on marathons

[meager dust]

Weirdly some of my IT team likes running for marathons

[serene sun]

bouldering's fun

[serene sun]

ya this i noticed too

triathletes too

[median talon]

I'd be a furry type sho

[meager dust]

Guess it is for moving their ass after sitting too long

[sharp venture]

this one is a funny related reel

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQ9y7GAj3dy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[pastel coyote]

Rock climbing without the ropes

[loud schooner]

Bouldering would eat in to motorcycling too much so I'm trying to get the tech people inviting me to bouldering into motorcycling instead

It's not working

[sharp venture]

oh god athletes...

[pastel coyote]

I think I would like motorcycling more

[sharp venture]

my classmates and friends are or were athletes that actually used to compete

[loud schooner]

Bitch you don't even have a license

[round narwhal]

lol

[boreal jewel]

Us weeb bros is making you get into gakumas but you wouldn't budge 😔

[sharp venture]

even i used to be a competitive athlete it's a part of the spectrum methinks

[loud schooner]

I'm into gakumas

I just don't play

The strongest soldier guards the palace walls

[sharp venture]

my CS homie is even the captain of the swim team that actively wins

[loud schooner]

Not the inside

[serene sun]

why didnt you guard against laplus

[loud schooner]

Wat

[round narwhal]

lol its same as IT people i know

either bouldering or futsal

[pastel coyote]

Protect gakumas girls from tainted vtuber

[round narwhal]

not really into bouldering but im down for futsal

[sharp venture]

futsal is funnn

[loud schooner]

Man I'm not into hating vtubers

[round narwhal]

it is

[sharp venture]

i used to play a bit

a teammate broke her arm because she fell wrong lmao

[pastel coyote]

Haven't played but seems fun

[round narwhal]

its my main sport from mid school until i graduate from college lmao

[sharp venture]

simplified, it's just football but indoors

[serene sun]

i dont hate vtubers in general, i just dont want them invading the ips i like with their rubbish, and bring along their shitty ass fans

[serene sun]

plenty of sprains and fractures too

[sharp venture]

very true

[sharp venture]

yea because unlike conventional football it's not soft grass and dirt

[boreal jewel]

It's hard to get emotional in a game if you're dying from the heat

Jfc

[sharp venture]

concrete hurts like bitch

[round narwhal]

lost count how many times i injured my knees from getting tackled lmao

[sharp venture]

i used to put tape on my knees just because i hate getting scrapes

[round narwhal]

but i think the worst i got was almost broke my nose from air duel

[sharp venture]

yikes

[round narwhal]

sadly lately i havent attend many futsal session
i rather spend my time at home playing games now

[sharp venture]

relatable

[loud schooner]

In your fursuit?

[round narwhal]

what the

im not furry wtf

[loud schooner]

Weeb

Uses computers

Games at home

Furry chance rising

[round narwhal]

ys

wtf

thats inyui

[loud schooner]

You two are both furries

[round narwhal]

no u

[loud schooner]

Naw

I'd fuck a motorcycle before I fuck a dog

[round narwhal]

clanker

[loud schooner]

There's a Klukai honor smartwatch now btw

[round narwhal]

oh i think i saw it

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsFrontline2/comments/1to6h5d/collaboration_between_gfl2_and_a_smartwatch/

honestly it seems a bit eh

just wallpapers and an app

[proper cosmos]

@loud schooner https://fxtwitter.com/factpostnews/status/2059352723795931186

FactPost (@factpostnews)

RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism
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Or maybe autism causes circumcision

More research needed

Can i research yours

[analog fulcrum]

The worms in my brain told me so

[serene sun]

Rfk jr

[proper cosmos]

I still dont know whats up with peoples obsession with autism

LappDumb

[median talon]

how is this being alive bruh

I feel like he exists as a skinwalker

[loud schooner]

Autism and boy penises

In this case

[proper cosmos]

Which is strange cause they fucking love circumcision

[fluid coral]

||I guess RFK jr likes them uncircumsised||

[serene sun]

Many ppl wonder the same too

[keen mica]

When polio got eradicated
Autism was the new boogeyman for parents

[proper cosmos]

Why wouldnt parents want their kids to have autism
Theyre gonna draw so many furry porns and be so rich

[analog fulcrum]

Furry inflation gay porn"

[loud schooner]

guys should i just get a BYD seal

[proper cosmos]

Yes

[loud schooner]

i can be twins with chef

Holy peak

[proper cosmos]

Buy the other one

[sharp venture]

next level oshikatsu

I'm flattered

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DY0p026oMIS/?igsh=b3I1c2d0dmV4dW84

@ Kuma take JLPT

[serene sun]

Lol

[boreal jewel]

absent at work, may 25
gets blamed for the things that happened on may 25
explained shit
still got blamed

once a scapegoat be a scapegoat

and even on the 26th, i was roaming everywhere in the office just to get us a vehicle service for the 28th because i can actually just talk to the people than waiting

[proper cosmos]

Ok slacker

oniweird

[loud schooner]

you buy a helmet yet

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2059478700769571215

unusual_whales (@unusual_whales)

"Pam Bondi was diagnosed with thyroid cancer shortly after President Trump removed her as attorney general," per NYP

X · May 27, 2026, 3:36 AM

Next thing you know she gonna fell off the window or smt

[loud schooner]

Bruh

[analog fulcrum]

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X · May 18, 2026, 11:34 PM

[median talon]

Wait I was in work so I didn't get to read much

[median talon]

I'm younger than u wow

I AM NOT 23

[median talon]

I love entrepreneurship and in Tokyo that's quite rarer

I like seeing people building random stuff it's cool

[median talon]

sign up

[serene sun]

Lol

[signal hemlock]

Wtf everyone so young 😔

[round narwhal]

ikr

[median talon]

ur all just old

Actually I'm now old as fuck

[round narwhal]

at least we're not stupid

[serene sun]

It’s fine, least I’m not retarded

[median talon]

LMAOOO

How do u know!

[proper cosmos]

Im going to be the best maturation consultant

[keen mica]

Technically I'm still a fresh graduate
So I'm still not unc

[signal hemlock]

I haven't grad so I'm still young and hip

[main robin]

Unc

You're unc wdymn fresh graduate

[proper cosmos]

Unc

[knotty anvil]

Unc

[fluid coral]

So if you never graduate
You'll never become unc?

Yo

[round narwhal]

norway its churro

[median talon]

Unc

[knotty anvil]

Brat

[knotty anvil]

Oman that’s crazy

Iran out of things to say

[round narwhal]

hows life

[keen mica]

Got on the wrong fucking shinkansen train

No wonder it was taking so long

Should've arrived 30 minutes ago and I'm not even halfway

[woeful nebula]

[keen mica]

Should've realized shit was up when the cars were this empty

[meager dust]

Congrats you are in a horror game

[loud schooner]

Fuckin how lol

[keen mica]

Need to find what's unusual about each car before I escape

[keen mica]

So when people tell you to take the shinkansen
What they usually DON'T tell you is that there are slower ones and faster ones
And I took the kodama like an idiot

Had a nice nap because it was so empty tho

Took me an hour+ nap to realize maybe something was wrong

[knotty anvil]

Im in south korea now lol

[loud schooner]

Huh

Doesn't your ticket tell you which specific train you are on

[keen mica]

Took an unreserved one
This trip was kinda impromptu tbh

[knotty anvil]

Im now completely independent, im not with my overprotective controlling mom

[keen mica]

Congrats!

[knotty anvil]

So yeah im now more active on the net

Was pretty depressed before

Been going on walks

I feel much healthier

[keen mica]

Are you there for school?

[knotty anvil]

Nahh

Well maybe?

Im thinking about going to art hagwon/cram school

But rn I just want to relax a bit

[round narwhal]

youre originally from there right?

[knotty anvil]

Yeppp

[round narwhal]

nice glad to hear it

[keen mica]

So you're staying with family or you're working?

Glad you're out of that hell regardless

[knotty anvil]

Staying with family rn

I reconnected with my dad

[round narwhal]

[keen mica]

Damn that's a big development

[knotty anvil]

He’s been very supportive, even tho we didnt talk like for 10 years?

[round narwhal]

nice

[knotty anvil]

The last time we met didnt really end well

So was nice

[keen mica]

Guess you have time to relax now
You deserve it
Cause art cram school isn't going to let you

[median talon]

Hell yeah

[keen mica]

Don't know how hard it is to get to an art school in Korea tbh

[median talon]

brat

boss

[loud schooner]

Oh congrats

Enjoy Korea

[meager dust]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-claps-clapping-cute-gif-14440436985127897764

[loud schooner]

Meet a chaebol and slap with kimchi

[round narwhal]

what

[knotty anvil]

Lmaoooo

[meager dust]

Time for Samsung to pay those bonuses

[knotty anvil]

Yeah gotta start mentally prepare for it

Anyways thanks everyone

[round narwhal]

[sterile jolt]

blue period arc

[loud schooner]

Eren the southpaw arc

[round narwhal]

the titan?

[median talon]

Glgl

[proper cosmos]

I want to reconnect with my wife

[knotty anvil]

You should call her

[proper cosmos]

[median talon]

I believe in you

we are all supporting you

[sharp venture]

bitch i said i'm turning 23 smh smh

[proper cosmos]

unc

[sharp venture]

don't

he's wifeless

[boreal jewel]

Nice

Punch bear for us

👊

Kinda funny wuwa now runs better on my phone than my ally

[round narwhal]

lol

[lusty finch]

Wtf rare churro W?!

Welcome back auntie

[knotty anvil]

Thanks unc

[lusty finch]

hey im fundamentally not unc

churro do you want to know

i picked up wak recently

[knotty anvil]

Wait bear lives in korea? I know he’s korean american

[knotty anvil]

LMAO

How was it

[lusty finch]

heavier than i thought

[knotty anvil]

You weak lah

I bet she’s like 40-60kg

[lusty finch]

somewhere in that ballpark yea

[knotty anvil]

Time to hit the gym sierra

[lusty finch]

my gym is lifting water jugs

[knotty anvil]

Oki do it 100 times every day

Like op man

[lusty finch]

death

[knotty anvil]

Nahh the worse thing that could happen is bald

[lusty finch]

i have a bald spot

oh yeah churro you missed a lot

i got my head cut open

[knotty anvil]

Wtf what happened

You got tumor?

[lusty finch]

no

twas an exaggeration

they needed a skin sample

so they could prescribe the correct meds

also my first time getting anaesthesia

[knotty anvil]

Did you spout wacky stuff

[knotty anvil]

Meds for what?

[median talon]

Oh

U old

[lusty finch]

psoriasis

[median talon]

I also need to go

My ass lacking

[median talon]

Ntr

[lusty finch]

the moment they injected it i got a timeskip to looking at my mom outside the operating room lmao

apparently i unconsciously tried to get the nose oxygen thingy off my face

[knotty anvil]

Oooo

Fun fact I also went to hospital for my scalp

Got meds now I dont have severe dandruffs

Also hospital in korea so cheap lah

[knotty anvil]

You’re still cute dw

[knotty anvil]

Lmaooo

[proper cosmos]

am i cute

[knotty anvil]

No u fot

[proper cosmos]

a

[knotty anvil]

Like I paid 22 kr bucks for teeth scaling

[lusty finch]

iine

[knotty anvil]

You know how much is it france even with health insurance? 100-500 euros

My friend pays 300 euros

[proper cosmos]

yuro

[median talon]

wow... motvation to work harder in gym

[lusty finch]

also no he doesnt

he's in nyc rn

wait a fucking minute if he's in nyc

that means he's in mamdani town

[knotty anvil]

[loud schooner]

oh there was this whole thing with sierra being a cringe chud cuck about wak

also mick once again proved his stupidity and naivete and affluenza

but really the funny thing is sierra being a cringe chud cuck

we give him shit about the whole thing and hes like

oh im not a good person

im a bad person

im a bad person

like wtf

weird ass answer

[proper cosmos]

im the bad guy

du du du

[loud schooner]

also nad tried to get with his wife and failed again

[proper cosmos]

for now

[loud schooner]

oh sphere is now woke

thats big

[proper cosmos]

sphere always been woke

hes just like

too rich

[loud schooner]

no now hes more woke

[proper cosmos]

if he was woke

he wouldve given me money

[loud schooner]

no hes still classist

remember

[proper cosmos]

a

[knotty anvil]

How cringe

[loud schooner]

very cringe

like he trying to emulate an edgy anime teen

[sharp venture]

where

context

[loud schooner]

he now complains about america and trump and bibi

thats a form of woke

[knotty anvil]

Gib example

[knotty anvil]

Tf is affluenza

[meager dust]

Affluence + influenza

Idk wtf is that

[knotty anvil]

Lmao wut

[loud schooner]

weird shit like this

[proper cosmos]

it means he has the flu

[boreal jewel]

I'm affluent in fluenza

[meager dust]

I don't even think mik has those things lol

[loud schooner]

mdks stuff like this

[knotty anvil]

Damn sierra has a crush on wak?

[loud schooner]

well he kinda says yes but he denies it kinda and he says hes also dtf dudes

[loud schooner]

oh he definitely has affluence

[boreal jewel]

I don't think it's a crush at this point

[keen mica]

He met the CEO of palantir today apparently
But yea, Sierra being stupid is more. Entertaining

[proper cosmos]

he straight up says he wants to fug but hes like

na im not gonna say that to her

cause im the bad guy du du du

its gonna be weird

and everyone is like

you are being weird rn

[meager dust]

Man is in romance drama show

[proper cosmos]

LappDumb

[keen mica]

"she deserves better" type shit basically

[loud schooner]

yea mick knew literally nothing about palantir but tried to tell us they're actually really chill

[proper cosmos]

mick be like

[loud schooner]

but thats mick, hes just like that

[proper cosmos]

hey i met the dark lord yesterday

hes chill

[knotty anvil]

Oh that was his insta story about

[proper cosmos]

just wants his rings

[boreal jewel]

You deserve better ah

[keen mica]

Considering waku
I don't know if she "deserves" better
But technically there are better fishes in the sea

[knotty anvil]

I thought he was like testing a new gym or something

[keen mica]

Doesn't mean you can catch them

[meager dust]

Does wak even want him

[proper cosmos]

does it matter if he dont fucking ask

[meager dust]

Why am I invested in this high school romance

[proper cosmos]

we dont even know

[keen mica]

We don't know cause Sierra ISN'T ASKING HER OUT

[proper cosmos]

cause sierra is a coward cuck

[knotty anvil]

Lmao this sierra-wak situation is so funny

[meager dust]

Maybe he should

[loud schooner]

yea a shitty one written by dummies for teens

[meager dust]

Oh I understand now

[knotty anvil]

Isnt wak on this server too

[boreal jewel]

Someone said let mik go in palantir and collapse it from within by leaking stuff

[meager dust]

Let's kill sierra

[proper cosmos]

wak is like

on hiatus

cause shes busy with teeth

[keen mica]

Holy shit I didn't think of this
He would DEFINITELY leak shit here

[knotty anvil]

Yeah I figured, college is hard

[keen mica]

It would be so funny

[loud schooner]

oh yea mick keeps on leaking confidential shit

[knotty anvil]

Oh right she gonna be a dentist

[proper cosmos]

inyui

thats someone is me

LappDumb

mik gonna be like

lmfao look at what my boss is doing

[knotty anvil]

Does wak know sierra like her

[proper cosmos]

and its peter thiel ripping a fat line

[loud schooner]

yes

[keen mica]

"btw I'm going on a business trip to Greenland. Not sure why but place seems cool!"
-mik 2027

[proper cosmos]

i mean

he acts like a fucking 14yo around her

unless shes slow she knows

LappDumb

hahahaha im in your dm your so funneh

[keen mica]

This is literally anime romcom shit

[loud schooner]

oh she knows

[loud schooner]

yea but its the shitty frustrating kind written for teens and people who never moved on past HS

[keen mica]

But we don't have a fucking narrator here

[proper cosmos]

hey lets go to the movie platonically

mints the narrator

[loud schooner]

mint is in the cuckstoel

[proper cosmos]

right in the cuck chair

it would be so crazy if we kissed haha but it wont cause were just a couple of best buds

[keen mica]

We can't even make money off of this cause it's not interesting enough

[proper cosmos]

this shit would be axed by jump U19

1 and a half volume

[keen mica]

Sierra, you gotta propose while doing a wheelie or something

[knotty anvil]

[keen mica]

Have a dance number
Do it like the Indians

[proper cosmos]

no

its already long enough

dont do it like the indians

[knotty anvil]

Trust they will confess in 10 years

[proper cosmos]

imagine you are cancelled by netflix

and you have to end your show rn

and confess

[keen mica]

Thing is
Considering dentistry
There's a big possibility she'd be away for a long time

[round narwhal]

sierra will end up with mint

[meager dust]

Just go to her clinic everyday

[proper cosmos]

🤮

[knotty anvil]

Lmaoooooo wild thing to say

[round narwhal]

promotion from being a chair

[knotty anvil]

Be her first client

[proper cosmos]

i have an idea

you know how people propose with a box with a ring right

so what if sierra puts a ring in his mouth

and goes like ow ow can you take a look i think i have a toothache

is it doing too much

[meager dust]

Sounds like a Jojo episode

[proper cosmos]

wak is built like a jojo villain

sierra is built like a part 9

[boreal jewel]

Please I'll even give you the seven

Waku? I'll let a shapeshifter take her place

[median talon]

Lmao?

I missed this

[median talon]

wokage

[median talon]

Bro I love greenalnd

What does this even mean man

Is there something sinister about it I'm missing

I'd wanna go highkey

[median talon]

it do be funny

My theory of life is I'm too insignificant to matter

As long as I don't become significant I really don't care if I tell my name and stuff to a discord server

I pray to live a chud moid life sheltered and not in the spotlight

[keen mica]

Just watch the movie man

[loud schooner]

please just shut the fuck up

[median talon]

that's how it be bro

[median talon]

Which LOL

[median talon]

LMAO

I AINT RICH ENOUGH TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT

I wish I had enough wealth to have "lack of motivation"

[full moat]

@boreal jewel take a guess what my meralco bill is this month

[proper cosmos]

1

[median talon]

2

[knotty anvil]

3

[median talon]

chero

[loud schooner]

Dude you have like zero ability to even process personal responsibility for this shit

[knotty anvil]

Nagomiguri

[loud schooner]

You realize that if you keep on leaking work shit eventually it will bite you in the ass

Hell if I had hated you more I coulda snitched on you to alphasight already lmao

Sure it may not matter for the big picture but if sure as shit can come down on your dumb ass

[full moat]

🍿

I have no idea what s going on but I might as well keep reading

[loud schooner]

It's literally to protect yourself dude

[median talon]

you could but you will also realize that I didn't actually leak anything very quickly. I play it up but I take my own precautions. Think what you want of me but a title of a public LinkedIn profile stating a Google calendar of someone in Qatar oil is not confidential lol

[loud schooner]

Lmao

[full moat]

👀

[loud schooner]

Taking precautions would be "don't screenshot shit from my work devices and share them on social media"

Your precautions suck

[median talon]

aight

[loud schooner]

It literally doesn't matter if you try to censor shit out from your screenshots

Just don't do it

It's not complicated

It's not a novel concept

But you just refuse to process this

[median talon]

what does this even mean

[full moat]

nagotoro

[knotty anvil]

Idk your evil twin?

[median talon]

oh LOL

[loud schooner]

Is his evil twin not retarded at least

[median talon]

smart kuri vs evil kuri

[knotty anvil]

Gymogeyrat kuri vs femboi kuri

[sleek cobalt]

hoooo....you guys had a recap episode for churro....thought i missed a waksier update...

[loud schooner]

Not now honey I'm calling Mick stupid rn

Check back later for waksier

[median talon]

that's everyday for you

[loud schooner]

Yea because you stupid everyday

[median talon]

I like being stupid here

[loud schooner]

But you're stupid everywhere

[median talon]

I am blessed that where it matters those I surround myself with think otherwise

[loud schooner]

That's nice, dear

[median talon]

love you too gale

[loud schooner]

I mean by all accounts you'll probably do fine in life

[median talon]

the only account that matters is your own ultimately

And I am happy

[loud schooner]

That's

Not what that means

[median talon]

I'm doing fine in life

[loud schooner]

Huh?

Yea I just said that

[median talon]

[loud schooner]

I mean looking at it all

Supportive wealthy family

Okay job prospects so far

[knotty anvil]

It’s time to sleep cuties

[loud schooner]

Yea probably would be fine

I'd still recommend not screenshotting your work devices and sharing it

Because it's a stupid thing to do

[median talon]

Goodnight

[loud schooner]

But if you think that's a dumb suggestion that's just how it be

[median talon]

I'm about to be tired as FUCK for work

[knotty anvil]

Mik go to sleep too, get that beauty sleep

[loud schooner]

Wait churro are you still modding

[median talon]

My ac bill is about to be god damn expensive

[knotty anvil]

Kinda?

[loud schooner]

Damn

I already dipped lol

[knotty anvil]

I just mod when it appears on my feed

[median talon]

Mod what

[knotty anvil]

Modmail fuck that

[knotty anvil]

The vtuber subreddit

[loud schooner]

Is there anyone even still actively doing modmail

[median talon]

bro I got banned from reddit

[loud schooner]

I got annoyed by the notifs so I just left it completely

[median talon]

Too lazy to make a new account

Like they locked me for spam

And it was a throwaway email fuckk

[knotty anvil]

Lmao I rememberrrr

[median talon]

But honestly do I rlly wanna continue being a vtuber mod LOL

I'll leave that to the rest

[loud schooner]

You weren't super active there anyways so just dip

[median talon]

Maybe I could join back if needed

[median talon]

Yeah I'd occasionally delete shit but never fucked with modmail

Welp my next day of work starts in 6 hrs

Still need to debate what I wanna do with me future

[loud schooner]

Like what, quit your job after 3 months and try joining palantir?

Terrible for CV

Also morally dogshit

[serene sun]

You’re still one?

[loud schooner]

At least hack it out for a year before changing

[median talon]

fuck yeah

[loud schooner]

Do you fr have zero moral qualms about working for a company that kills and kidnaps people

[median talon]

Twas the original goal

but if I'm being handed an opportunity on a platter who knows what happens

[median talon]

Of course I'll be thinking things through and will never personally deal with such aspects

I got to speak with what the team does. They helped with vaccinations, the earthquake in Japan

[loud schooner]

So zero moral qualms as long as you aren't actually pulling the proverbial trigger

[median talon]

Simply put there's more nuance than I can get into at 2 am rn

but if someone is offering me a great opportunity to challenge myself and grow in a very high paying role, I'm going to sincerely consider it

[loud schooner]

Yea I doubt you can adequately convince anyone here

[median talon]

what I'll do from here I'll think about

[loud schooner]

Why not just say you want the money and don't care enough otherwise

It's honesty, at least

[median talon]

Don't worry, I am not trying to

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

In some ways you really are the perfect young American male

Individualism and personal profit over collectivism and morals

[median talon]

I shall see

I'm here to be dumb

[loud schooner]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg

[lusty finch]

today on sierra's adventure in ffxiv

finished arcadion

and made a friend

[median talon]

waku

[sharp venture]

watching the compilation of graduating Holostars reasons...

will never forgive yagoo

[loud schooner]

the reaction seems very milquetoast as a whole

compared to the whole nijisanji mass grad kurosanji shift

a lot of the personality cult defend my corporation shareholders are the evil ones seems to be hanging on how yagoo tried his best but couldnt succeed and so dont blame him too much

[serene sun]

Lol

Typical double standards

Yagoo can do no wrong

[sharp venture]

ofc it will be different, it's men

[serene sun]

Actually why was niji hated so much

Is it the inner friend circle thing

[sharp venture]

dragon

[serene sun]

Besides trophy bird

[sharp venture]

bullying issue

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

the inner friend circle ya

[serene sun]

But Petra doesn’t seem like someone who would bully

And she survived till now

She seems like the one who gets bullied instead

[sharp venture]

they were pointing at ||reimu and enna|| iirc

[loud schooner]

i mean okay, taking streamers by what they show and extrapolating overall personality and whether or not she bullies is eh

[serene sun]

Lol

That’s all I can base on since I don’t rly watch

[loud schooner]

but wasnt it in part also just the two fanbases arguing and taking the chance to go at each other

[sharp venture]

Niji EN issue was a dumpster fire that the grads kept adding fuel to

[serene sun]

Didn’t reimu quit too

[sharp venture]

and their fans who has no idea how a corporate job works keeps eating shit up and talking shit out of their asses

[sharp venture]

yes

||she had drama with Ike when his ex started posting stuff||

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

||Ike was already grad by like a year or so by then||

I don't wanna remember any more of it it's just waste of my brain storage and processor

[round narwhal]

EN vtubers tend to forget the Virtual part

[turbid grail]

In an effort to go down in weight I decide to have cookies as my breakfast for like a week now

so far I don't feel any different

[boreal jewel]

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedMagic/comments/1tllyiw/finally/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

suddenly a bunch of redmagic chisa phone is in reddit

[loud schooner]

where is yours

[turbid grail]

in my belly

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2059727007198646342

George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace)

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

X · May 27, 2026, 8:02 PM

[sharp venture]

if the cookies are full of sugar isn't it just the same

[turbid grail]

it's full of raisin

[pastel coyote]

Raisins have sugar

[turbid grail]

Fuuuuuuck

Ah well at least I'm cutting back on carb

cuz normally I have a mi goreng every breakfast

[serene sun]

[analog fulcrum]

[meager dust]

[round narwhal]

based

[keen mica]

Partly also because it's a way to glorify Holo and Vshojo
And being anti niji made you BANK
So drama shitters just came out with random bullshit that people just believe in and then it gets compounded from there
Not like anyone was going to fact check

[serene sun]

Vshojo…

[pastel coyote]

Vshojo

[turbid grail]

the money glitch is to just say "kurosanji" and waiti for the moeny to come pouring in

[pastel coyote]

Crazy

[keen mica]

Still can't believe how none of them ever, you know, checked if they actually got paid properly

Guess that's what never having a job does to you

[keen mica]

That's pretty normal tbh

Well, maybe not every day

[turbid grail]

dude I saw my belly in the mirror last week and had to lock in immediately

[keen mica]

But sometimes

[round narwhal]

lmao

fatass

[turbid grail]

didn't help that I haven't come to the gym in a month and a half (cuz I slept in every day)

[keen mica]

Honestly, I need to do the same

[keen mica]

Need to look at my fatass and shame myself into working out

I think I gained 3 kilos last holiday

[pastel coyote]

Need to go to a wedding any time soon?

Good motivation lol

[turbid grail]

surprisingly I didn't lose much muscle

Just the belly area is getting a bit too unflattering

[keen mica]

How is that going to motivate me??

[serene sun]

Exercise everyday

[pastel coyote]

Uhh was thinking that maybe you need to fit into an old suit lol

[proper cosmos]

You dont have to go to the gym if your home is the gym

[tidal coral]

what the best calisthenic menu

[sharp venture]

move.

[loud schooner]

Looking like a six flags