Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

[pastel coyote]

But it's actually about how girls are filtering dating profiles for people who work at SK Hynix cause of the bonuses

[boreal jewel]

What

moto suit

this showed up

[proper cosmos]

@loud schooner the boys came up with a worse ending than the comics

catstare

[boreal jewel]

Did you know that

[analog fulcrum]

mandalorian & grogu sweep

[meager dust]

Slop vs slop

[loud schooner]

I will eat your shizzle

[woeful nebula]

what ice cream

strawberry and durian?

[boreal jewel]

Cheese, Pookies and Cweam, Strawberry, enhanced with aemeath's presence

[median talon]

Real

[meager dust]

https://youtu.be/6c6w6l6e2ic

[proper cosmos]

Excuse me sir

@boreal jewel theres a new apk mod out
Or old iunno i just saw it
Apparently people are replacing revanced with morphe

[turbid grail]

is revanced dead

[proper cosmos]

Ye

[woeful nebula]

JD

[proper cosmos]

https://fxtwitter.com/GamingAndPandas/status/2057319236217749937

Lo-Ping (@GamingAndPandas)

"PLEASE HARRY I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE HOGWARTS FRONT LAWN!"

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FxTwitter · May 21, 2026, 4:35 AM

[woeful nebula]

scorched magic

[boreal jewel]

Billy Mitchell vs Billy Mays vs Billy Butcher

[proper cosmos]

Hey everyone billy mays here

With the cock sucker 3000

[woeful nebula]

Billy never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[proper cosmos]

Billy is good at tv ads, but he couldnt handle the ad varsity

LappDumb

[woeful nebula]

Billy will not be harassed in his own private domicile

[analog fulcrum]

Billy will sue all of them and win

[woeful nebula]

Hughie I don't feel so good

[proper cosmos]

Billy has an achy breaky heart

[boreal jewel]

Lmao

[full moat]

Imma be honest

The Boys ending was not as bad as I thought it would be

my main gripe comes from the fact that Homelander never went berserk and killed thousands like he did in the comics

he just kinda...did nothing with his new immortality

disappointing

[meager dust]

He should've eat a baby

[proper cosmos]

Imagine making a story so bad garth enis was in the right

Garth enis legacy preserved

[analog fulcrum]

Garth penis?

[main robin]

I'm back to Legend

[proper cosmos]

mmmmm penis

[full moat]

@proper cosmos both conf finals have been crazy

but bro, they really just letting thunder maul and beat up Wemby

[proper cosmos]

silver league

KEK

[full moat]

he literally getting pulled and arm locked

and they still not calling it

wwe ahh league

[boreal jewel]

Succ

[analog fulcrum]

You have hypertension/heart problem?

[pastel coyote]

You like controlled release

[proper cosmos]

Thats how hes scamming the public system

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/Nachicoponta/status/2057324478120812632

なちこぽんた💢@学マス2nd day1 (@Nachicoponta)

X · May 21, 2026, 4:55 AM

[proper cosmos]

I hope she writes my name

[proper cosmos]

@sharp venture https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_2077/status/2057395388768809026/en

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

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FxTwitter · May 21, 2026, 9:37 AM

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/litteralyme0/status/2057427320063840709?s=20

autist (@litteralyme0)

“PLEASE OBI-WAN I’LL DO ANYTHING!! I’LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT??? I’LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN THE HIGH COUNCIL CHAMBER!!”

X · May 21, 2026, 11:44 AM

[proper cosmos]

@fringe oak what the fuck is going on bro

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/yangyagya11/status/2057297357604262345

やんど (@yangyagya11)

悪いことをしているぬいの写真をください

これは夜中にバナナ盗み食い

X · May 21, 2026, 3:08 AM

[sharp venture]

i just saw the video essay about the horror movie R point again and man this is so good

[keen mica]

no link smh

I need my 3 hours long essays to not be bored at work

[sharp venture]

not planning to watch the movie?

I know I am not since I'm not a war+horror movie fan so watching the videos about it are fun

https://youtu.be/tX1zFx7VUd0?si=bbAgoQ5c1pbGwhaH

I watched this one too

https://youtu.be/PWE1xBGQ7KY?si=1d5oT7Ebw-TMYkku

the videos aren't that long

not going past 15 mins

[analog fulcrum]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2057532285948227689

𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓁𝓎࿎☽ (@idropFbombs)

You can't even make this up guys.

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 21, 2026, 6:41 PM

[signal hemlock]

[full moat]

this movie stuck with me for a while after I watched it

[fringe oak]

idk

i dun use twitter that much

[boreal jewel]

https://youtu.be/3MXCxZ2McT8?si=fYvO9hdC42pZosrX

https://youtu.be/DxMu1pv8b9Y?si=uCvBkJUamIczohpW !!!!!!

[boreal jewel]

No

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/fuwaffy/status/2057307322834432376

🌷 福娃 | fuwa @ Fanime Dealer’s Hall #114 (@fuwaffy)

I asked if you were hungry and you said NO???

X · May 21, 2026, 3:47 AM

Yes

[meager dust]

Die

[serene sun]

Yes

[turbid grail]

damn I just found a niche VocaP I listened to a lot back in 2014 or something again

And he kinda washed now

He released a few song he sung himself a few years back (actually really good all thing considered)

But his channel is all short vlog and react content now

[keen mica]

at least it's better than finding out they're dead now

[round narwhal]

YES

[keen mica]

it's disturbingly common in this community

[round narwhal]

and never come back

fking stupid creature

[turbid grail]

y'know what yeah

[round narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/chii-kawa-chiikawa-1--k01KS6VDETFG2AHBWTAET0MAB1M

[turbid grail]

at least I know my bum ass unc is safe and enjoying life

[main robin]

yeah

die

[boreal jewel]

Taiko has a bazzilion Cinderella girls
Then not that many from the og series
Then just 1 gakumas

I'mma really go my w@y here

[lusty finch]

https://x.com/i/status/2057335199231365264

Akuma (@Akumabat)

After the ending of the Boys
Hughie realized that superheroes need to go through proper education to go out in the field so he created a school for them a sort of academia for heroes
...a hero academia

X · May 21, 2026, 5:38 AM

@proper cosmos is this real

[round narwhal]

hitotsu no

[boreal jewel]

I suck

[round narwhal]

git gud

[proper cosmos]

Yes

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/aventador_770_4/status/2057657712549548047?s=46

𝐴𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑟 (@aventador_770_4)

X · May 22, 2026, 3:00 AM

Wtf regent sena

[proper cosmos]

https://fxtwitter.com/AniTVOfficial/status/2057191346822140071

AniTV (@AniTVOfficial)

PayPal has started issuing Permanent account limitations to artists who accept payments for lewd or adult-themed commissions, citing policy violations and unusual activity.

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FxTwitter · May 20, 2026, 8:06 PM

[proper cosmos]

Paypal enforcing its catholic views on its users

[analog fulcrum]

How are they even supposed to track that

[proper cosmos]

Mass state surveillance

[boreal jewel]

Shit nuggets

[sharp venture]

@loud schooner @round narwhal @boreal jewel @woeful nebula or @fringe oak

RAM later

Yes or yes

[boreal jewel]

Opening now

[lilac grove]

https://tenor.com/view/saki-hanami-idolmaster-gakuen-アイドルマスター-yay-gif-2585018417395568473

[loud schooner]

Sure

[sharp venture]

work hours smh

[loud schooner]

Need to hop off briefly at like 10 for a work thing tho

[round narwhal]

or

[boreal jewel]

Gakuen idolmaster

[woeful nebula]

no

will be back home late since need to drive back

[boreal jewel]

What if i drive you back home

[loud schooner]

On the 450mt?

[lusty finch]

https://vxtwitter.com/atrupar/status/2057094217671791052?s=20

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)

Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."

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vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 6 🔁 1 · May 20, 2026, 1:40 PM

@proper cosmos

[analog fulcrum]

My president

[lusty finch]

[proper cosmos]

Our president

[meager dust]

LFG

[keen mica]

This shit is actually disgusting

[round narwhal]

Why

[keen mica]

What fucking pineapple did they put in this

[round narwhal]

Lol

[serene sun]

pineapple

[keen mica]

bro I LIKE pineapple

but this straight up tastes like rotten pineapple

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/raw_beef_tw/status/2057769220331778530

raw beef (@raw_beef_tw)

ｽﾋﾟｷﾊﾞｶﾞｦｲｼﾞﾒﾇﾝﾃﾞ‼️‼️

X · May 22, 2026, 10:23 AM

[woeful nebula]

idk why when I'm on a motorcycle my intrusive thoughts to throw the driver and myself off balance is really loud so i prefer not taking them

[round narwhal]

seek help

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

https://fixupx.com/sfdxpro/status/2057774562033455486/en

SfdxShow 🛡️ (@sfdxpro)

📑 Translated from Spanish

The red screens of death are starting to pop up for cheating in Valorant😅 The anticheat detects and disables the drive used by cheaters, causing a storage failure and rendering the operating system unusable. And on top of that, they troll them🤣 Valve, take notes for CS2

Original text
Ya empiezan a salir las pantallas rojas de la muerte por chitear en Valorant😅
︀︀
︀︀El anticheat detecta y deshabilita la unidad que usan los cheaters, generando una falla en el almacenamiento y dejando inservible el sistema operativo.
︀︀
︀︀Y encima les vacilan🤣
︀︀
︀︀Valve aprende para CS2

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FixupX · May 22, 2026, 10:44 AM

[proper cosmos]

nice translation asshole

[boreal jewel]

/th

[lilac grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yytLnDAN1MY

wtf

remaking 2006 mv

[fringe oak]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/645630/Car_Mechanic_Simulator_2018/

Steam

Car Mechanic Simulator 2018

The Bestselling Car Mechanic Simulator series goes to a new level!

Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 challenges players to repair, paint, tune and drive cars.…

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

48039

freeee

[sharp venture]

https://x.com/suyAsuyA_su_/status/2057763967725105366?s=20

すぅ🧸🎈 (@suyAsuyA_su_)

「お前さぁ〜〜〜😡💢👊」

#一ノ瀬の絵 #うるかーと

X · May 22, 2026, 10:02 AM

best girls

@ soup Rin Tohsaka Banner

Quantum Erudition

[round narwhal]

i dont even play the game anymore

after the shit first collab they did what makes you think i will come back for second one

[sharp venture]

just told you in case you're interested about the second part of the collab

they're giving free gil and that's poggers

[keen mica]

Hopefully it's better than the first collab

[sharp venture]

i enjoyed the minigame for the first collab

must be because i like seeing big numbers

[round narwhal]

good for you i guess

sadly my standard isnt low

[sharp venture]

i looooove chaining random bs on there

it was fun for my young mind

[boreal jewel]

bunnyies are not good of taking care of their youngs

wtf

[round narwhal]

they only good at mating

[sharp venture]

uh... maybe because they can easily make more?

[boreal jewel]

3 here died already

lmao

[sharp venture]

https://youtu.be/JBLFF9IR06s

the rabbit prolly

[keen mica]

Bunnies are kind of a pain in The ass tbh

[boreal jewel]

yeah not used to this kind of bunny making

[boreal jewel]

tru

[loud schooner]

https://mainichi.jp/articles/20260522/k00/00m/010/244000c

[sharp venture]

why'd you even get a bunny anyway

[boreal jewel]

but i can sell them

[loud schooner]

Chud ahh

[round narwhal]

just make them as rabbit stew

[sharp venture]

you're not even home most of the time, bunnies die from loneliness

[round narwhal]

true

https://klipy.com/gifs/blue-archive-anime-5--k01KS7YMTW3XV7JZ46D8AH86G3V

[keen mica]

Used to have 2 bunnies
But they uhh.....
Got eaten by rats

[sharp venture]

yoru no hajimari sa

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-girl-akasaki-バニーガール-gif-527500626462159269

so rammers?

[round narwhal]

tf

how big is the rats

[loud schooner]

Big enough to eat bnnuy

[sharp venture]

ded bnnuy

[round narwhal]

no shit

[loud schooner]

Still working

Almost done

[sharp venture]

ogey

just doing dailies

ping when ready

[loud schooner]

Wow they like manga too

Such smart people in the boys sub

[fluid coral]

Kekw
I held the last TF

[proper cosmos]

Will they suck my dick

[keen mica]

Two fistfulls
About the size of a small cat

[round narwhal]

[keen mica]

We have big fucking rats back home

[loud schooner]

@sharp venture

oh wow ok no response

[sharp venture]

i was getting a drink

opening

the friend bar isn't showing lemme restart

just take it to the repair shop if too scared

[round narwhal]

yall in match alr?

[median talon]

I am being made to work on the weekend sad

[sharp venture]

no just gale

we waiting

GO DIE NAD

DIE NAD

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[fringe oak]

female chudddđ

im cryingggg

[sharp venture]

bro called me a female chud dam

i know what you look like fcker i ain't taking shit from you

KILL

sometimes when chef goes on a tangent i wanna go mod aboose

@full moat san ka graduate

[full moat]

ust

[sharp venture]

kaya pala you talk like that damn

[full moat]

eh, i talked like this before ust

[sharp venture]

who doesn't

[loud schooner]

https://genesis-horizon.fandom.com/wiki/Hassan_Fullbush

[round narwhal]

damn inyui carry

[loud schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jYuNS9KWSo

[boreal jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVcPXzDAu2c

[sharp venture]

soup where

NO I GOT AMERICA

[loud schooner]

bitch where are you

ciel you arent in the lobby

soup are you hopping

[sharp venture]

eh?

[round narwhal]

where?
i was waiting in the lobby but yall started without me

so i close the game

[loud schooner]

hop now or sleepy

[round narwhal]

more like no longer in the mood

[loud schooner]

ok oomfie

next time

[round narwhal]

wont hold my breath

but sure

[sharp venture]

restarting

wjy nad and spoon infecting my yt

wtf not S plus

[full moat]

who wrote this

[serene sun]

lol byd

[lilac grove]

https://x.com/LeagueOfLeaks/status/2057857180032807228?s=20

League of Legends Leaks & News (@LeagueOfLeaks)

New Discord x League of Legends Integration ‼️

• See which Discord friends are playing in your in-game friends list.
• Invite Discord friends directly from the game.
• Share a party invite link anywhere on Discord.
• Check friends' game status, match time, or party size in

X · May 22, 2026, 4:12 PM

[keen mica]

Finally
Public shaming

[lilac grove]

can kuro sue

[lilac grove]

Local japan event just cancelling it Hours - 7

[fluid coral]

oke sorry mohon maaf kita cut sebentar sorry banget dari keputusan panitia dan emang sudah keputusannya ennichi dihentikan silahkan keluar, keluar, keluar keluar, ennichi dihentikan kalau kalian mau menyalahkan salahkan yang luar iya stop sorry ennichi dihentikan silahkan keluar, KELUARRRRRRRRRRR

[main robin]

oke sorry mohon maaf kita cut sebentar sorry banget dari keputusan panitia dan emang sudah keputusannya ennichi dihentikan silahkan keluar, keluar, keluar keluar, ennichi dihentikan kalau kalian mau menyalahkan salahkan yang luar iya stop sorry ennichi dihentikan silahkan keluar, KELUARRRRRRRRRRR

[serene sun]

why you doxxing your own name

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2057967077017706903

Patrick Webb (@Patrickwebb)

BREAKING: The Trump admin announces that all green card applicants must leave the country indefinitely, regardless of whether they are in the U.S. legally or have spouses or children who are citizens, per NY Post.

X · May 22, 2026, 11:29 PM

[meager dust]

[trim ibex]

Think it's for people still in process of getting green card but yeah this will F up a lot of families

[serene sun]

sphere did an oopsie

[fluid coral]

[meager dust]

I can't read Thai anyway

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2057895540160147758

Yuzhin 🇸🇬 (@yuzhinok)

it doesn't matter if you are

🇸🇬 mentally ill narcissists
🇲🇾 fatass racists
🇮🇩 poor and cannot be trusted with children
🇹🇱 portuguese
🇧🇳 rich
🇹🇭 trans
🇱🇦 forgotten
🇻🇳 alcoholic
🇵🇭 delusional nazis
🇲🇲 domestic violence

we are all getting screwed by the government🫶🏻

X · May 22, 2026, 6:45 PM

[keen mica]

Wtf is this goofy ahh room man

There a pillar in the middle of the bathroom

[analog fulcrum]

You can lean on the pillar when you take shower or hump it

[turbid grail]

it's the brooding pillar bro

It's aura

[round narwhal]

its for shower segs

[keen mica]

Shit you're right
Its next to the shower too

[turbid grail]

Optimal for letting rain (shower water) going down your face while leaning back on it

[lusty finch]

Emotional support pillar

You can hold it when your ass is getting destroyed by spicy noodles

[keen mica]

Ngl tho

For $10 this room is pretty nice

[pastel coyote]

Can't even get a meal for $10 at McDonald's anymore

[keen mica]

The perks of being from a poor country

Here you can get a KFC meal for $1

Tbf fast food overseas have been crazy expensive

[main robin]

?!?!?

where thell

for $1 I think we can only get french fries or drinks

a meal is atleast $2

[pastel coyote]

Honestly with the prices these days it's actually just better to go to a restaurant. At least you'll get better quality

[serene sun]

Can’t you just cook your own meals

[pastel coyote]

Sometimes you need to go out with friends to eat

Or out with coworkers

[boreal jewel]

I know what the pillar's use case is

[keen mica]

Bro it's the 17k meal set
It's the usual rice+chicken+drink
They just change the drink to cheap bottled water

Been around for years

They just never advertise it

[analog fulcrum]

Mint forgetting idr is weakass currency

[round narwhal]

https://x.com/denfaminicogame/status/2058001470507876451?s=20 bro imagine calling tsudaken voice as generic male voice

電ファミニコゲーマー (@denfaminicogame)

津田健次郎さん、「自身の声を生成AIで模倣した動画が公開されている」としてTikTok運営会社に動画の削除を求め提訴。読売新聞が報じる
https://t.co/lKq2hKR0qK

津田さんの声質を模したボイスで視聴者を引き付けていると主張。一方、TikTok側はボイスを「普遍的...

X · May 23, 2026, 1:46 AM

[analog fulcrum]

Yeah i speak like tsudaken everyday

[round narwhal]

me too

are we twin!?

[round narwhal]

she looks dumb desuwa

[boreal jewel]

Cute right

[round narwhal]

[round narwhal]

cute

kirby

[serene sun]

Feed it to kirby

[proper cosmos]

is that a croissant

[proper cosmos]

why are you at epstein island

[loud schooner]

Qwaso panini

Lol this one bosozoku wannabe kid with the high back seat has swung around twice on this road already twiddling his throttle

Attention whore

[proper cosmos]

show him what a real bosozoku looks like

[loud schooner]

The thing is he does it and he keeps on looking around for reactions

As he's zooming past

[analog fulcrum]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2058001818702250308

halyfuro xxii day 7 (@halyconics)

yo I wish Indonesians learned how to sue because this would've been a damn good class action lawsuit

Quoting Muichimui 🌸 CF22 M20 📌 (@BersinSin)
︀
Bayangin di undang jadi GS di acara gede (siapa sih yang ga tau Ennichisai) terus acaranya dibatalin H-0 JAM 2 PAGI
︀︀
︀︀Temen2 GS dari luar kota yang udah pada OTW juga cuma dikabarin kalau acaranya batal dan mereka disuruh puter balik 🥰🥰 Dongo ga? DONGO BANGET

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FixupX · May 23, 2026, 1:47 AM

Whats this

[proper cosmos]

uwu

[serene sun]

The event that got cancelled last min that wolf mentioned?

[proper cosmos]

@fringe oak ive been trying to find this fuck ass popcorn chimken pizza

apparently its a limited deal by le pizzler company

kerin

why the fuck do food place do this

why are menu item limited time

[fluid coral]

Yea this

[boreal jewel]

TIL tomodachi life has no filter

[proper cosmos]

inyui when he can be racist

[boreal jewel]

Hey my friend bought this, might be cheap

7,490 php

Holy hell nintendo

[proper cosmos]

holy hel

[meager dust]

just for a clock

[proper cosmos]

All this for a cock

[signal hemlock]

Does the phone alarm not work?

[boreal jewel]

110 usd lmao

[signal hemlock]

For that money it better play princess peach ASMR

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/echiechiwawa/status/2057739357998698995?s=46

えちえちわわ (@Echiechiwawa)

本当にこんにゃろー！って言うタイプの倉本千奈

X · May 22, 2026, 8:24 AM

https://x.com/rush_1123/status/2058084410474574160?s=46

ぎん (@Rush_1123)

なwにwこwれw

X · May 23, 2026, 7:15 AM

[keen mica]

.....
Who the hell is ennichisai

[lilac grove]

https://id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ennichisai

[keen mica]

Goddamn

Never heard of it before weirdly enough

I only knew about the festival by UI

[lilac grove]

okay the first ep of this season game changer is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQIKTuHaddQ

[full moat]

holy crap is that a full episode on Youtu- oh its a members only, sad.

[turbid grail]

Oh fuck Nagi upload a song cover on youtuber yesterday

Why didn't youtube notified me

[fringe oak]

lmao, why u even want it

[proper cosmos]

Cause i want popcorn chikem pizza

LongBface

[median talon]

Lool

[proper cosmos]

I havent had chikem in so long

[loud schooner]

wow you have channel membership

cause i cant see this

[lilac grove]

i watch it somewhere else

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaap3jy

[round narwhal]

holy shit dailymotion

used to watch akbingo in dailymotion

[keen mica]

Don't laugh at the poor mik

Well, tomorrow I'll have my own apartment in Tokyo at least

[boreal jewel]

Wtf working in Tokyo

Meetup with gale

[lilac grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71VUNMl1u7U

[loud schooner]

wtf why

[keen mica]

It's just an airbnb

[loud schooner]

yea why

gaijin go away

gaijin go awayyy

eating all the deer

pissing in the rice

[keen mica]

Damn

[loud schooner]

pirating the cars

shitting in our strong zeroes

[keen mica]

Authentic welcome

[loud schooner]

japan used to be something

[keen mica]

I appreciate it

[loud schooner]

japan used to be pure

perfect

but now theres 50 million chinese spies in this country

kurds are running rampant

sharia law is being forced on us by muslims

american soldiers are gassing the fish

https://tenor.com/view/theboys-perfect-gif-23821319

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Ok, gassing the fish?
That's new
What's the story behind that?

[loud schooner]

uh idk

but can you prove they arent

[keen mica]

Americans do have a lot of gas

So no I can't

Also, there's a bunch of factory workers on my check in queue

Wonder if it's contract season

[trim ibex]

Offpako palace

[round narwhal]

isnt that your place?

ofpk den

[lilac grove]

nijicord offpk

sphere tower kuma gale

[keen mica]

Use Mik's place

He's the one who asked for recommendations here

[boreal jewel]

Potholes

My love

[keen mica]

Ngl, that's not too bad

Positively charming even

At least they tried to patch it up

Around here you have some that can genuinely break car's axle

[keen mica]

@median talon
Guy in front of me is waiting to board
While having 5 outlook windows open
And the laptop is covered with post it notes
Thought you might relate

[pastel coyote]

Lmao

[round narwhal]

oh didnt know theres one for gakumas

[analog fulcrum]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2058142576763433292

A 🍜 (@ssjnoodles)

Quoting ٠٠٠ (@m1556373)
︀
after 21 you actually need to stop eating indomie you too old for this

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FixupX · May 23, 2026, 11:06 AM

[round narwhal]

not putting temari in funniest is a sin

[round narwhal]

cause no one is overrated

lot of underrated tho

[analog fulcrum]

@ Mint put temari here

[lilac grove]

nah put Saki there

[round narwhal]

well no point arguing with someone who dont play the game

[median talon]

Does he have a thingy

[keen mica]

The fuck is a thingy??

[serene sun]

Temanui should be its own option

[fluid coral]

Almost hit 2 prismatic at once wtf

[boreal jewel]

Seriously what the fuck

What the fuck seriously
https://cunnyx.com/TVanime_precure/status/2058337185171161326

プリキュア「名探偵プリキュア！」公式 (@TVanime_pr...

👓━━━━━━━━━
︀︀ 「名探偵コナン」
︀︀　　　　　　　×
︀︀　　　「名探偵プリキュア！」
︀︀　　　　━━━━━━━━━🔎
︀︀
︀︀「名探偵コナン」とのスペシャルコラボが実現❣✨
︀︀
︀︀5月31日(日) 放送の「名探偵プリキュア！」に
︀︀江戸川コナンが登場👓
︀︀
︀︀さらに 6月6日(土) 「名探偵コナン」には
︀︀キュアアンサーが登場するよ💜
︀︀
︀︀くわしくはこちらをチェック🔎
︀︀www.asahi.co.jp/precure/star-detective/topics/202605_conan.html
︀︀
︀︀#名探偵コナン #conan #たんプリ #precure #プリキュア

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CunnyX · May 24, 2026, 12:00 AM

[boreal jewel]

Lmao

Is there like a discord for gakumas or something

[round narwhal]

prolly private server or something

[serene sun]

[trim ibex]

Going to Akiba for last minute goods check

[proper cosmos]

Can you buy me something

[trim ibex]

I could if it’s you

[boreal jewel]

Can you umm

[round narwhal]

burn that chinanui

[proper cosmos]

Can you buy me a house

[main robin]

it's all just temari

[round narwhal]

yes

temari is the best

[main robin]

also asari sensei hugger

https://tenor.com/view/moe-cute-precure-meitantei-star-detective-gif-282236512204163045

[round narwhal]

cause i want to marry asari sensei

[trim ibex]

Just for you

[proper cosmos]

[loud schooner]

https://www.akiyajapan.com/property/53616c7465645f5fd7baad9b631f4143228cbd6a550278be20ec2be9cbc434c1

[proper cosmos]

[lilac grove]

https://x.com/i/status/2058368471344234851

DiscussingRider (@DiscussingRider)

Zero is reportedly experiencing whatever this is 😭

X · May 24, 2026, 2:04 AM

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2058303014180450791

sean (🟦himeya.art) (@Haurmeya)

X · May 23, 2026, 9:44 PM

[turbid grail]

My Lulu nui is still nowhere to be seen

[analog fulcrum]

It will show up beside you one day when you wake up in the middle of the night

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

@loud schooner im being summoned to clean up haidilao hotpot again

[meager dust]

just piss into haidilao hotpot like last time

[proper cosmos]

[lilac grove]

Meitantei Precure x Conan next week

[loud schooner]

Slurp

[trim ibex]

WTF do those thing have problem with Mori

[boreal jewel]

Wtf

[proper cosmos]

the fanbase got noticeably worse because a lot of gachi fans are fans of hers instead

[round narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[serene sun]

is she leaving holo yet

[lilac grove]

https://x.com/Gamers5237/status/2058346108070600792?s=20

サーガ(꜆꜄꜆˙꒳˙)꜆꜄꜆ｵﾗｵﾗｵﾗ (@Gamers5237...

うわああああ
#仮面ライダーゼッツ

X · May 24, 2026, 12:35 AM

[trim ibex]

WTF

[trim ibex]

Heard she’s going to take a long break as a protest against the management

[proper cosmos]

KEK

[median talon]

Resort condo

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

everyone say thank management

[serene sun]

Did the management take away her mc server too

[lilac grove]

https://fixupx.com/danskuss/status/2058235718691098629?s=20

dans 🔰 (@danskuss)

Good luck forgetting the song 😭🙏

Quoting ɑׁׅ֮ᥣׁׅ֪ꫀׁׅܻtׁׅhׁׅ֮ꫀׁׅܻꪱׁׅɑׁׅ֮ 📖 (@beautyfulifee)
︀
@danskuss enggak tau lagunya. 🥲 share dong kak

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FixupX · May 23, 2026, 5:16 PM

@lusty finch @main robin @fluid coral

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/waa153/status/2058231384234504361

waa153 (@waa153)

wip

X · May 23, 2026, 4:59 PM

God help me

[main robin]

YEAH

[main robin]

True, everyone deserve love

Everyone is somone fav

No shaming someone else fav

https://tenor.com/view/shinosawa-hiro-gakumas-gakuen-idolmaster-peace-crying-emoji-gif-5624060925243680083

Even if hiroPs are always weirdo

[serene sun]

China is overrated nepobaby

[main robin]

My fb friend make a comparison between china and my country current vice president

[serene sun]

Lol

[round narwhal]

[loud schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/china-chinese-vibes-nǐ-hǎo-zhōngguó-china-emoji-gif-3773181892559294183

[signal hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-credit-social-уважение-плюс-уважение-gif-1626328442317885176

[sharp venture]

https://youtu.be/w_AodjFlc0Y

got recommended this so i watched it and was reminded of you @main robin

also i got jumpscared by trump

"Wharton School of Finance"

https://youtu.be/u1Ng3fw7yKY

[median talon]

Whoa

[feral cypress]

Is it actually good that I recently deleted my Riot account?

[round narwhal]

yes

[feral cypress]

Whatever that “security thing” they need to have enabled in order to play their games is just obnoxious

I remember now many years ago it happened to my old pc. It sucks asf

[round narwhal]

it has so many issue too
oh something is wrong you better restart your pc or you cant play the game

[lilac grove]

https://fixupx.com/a20444929/status/2058375927462302137?s=20

あ!! ………(他の絵師みたいにフォロといいね沢山...

#ウルトラマンニュージェネレーション
︀︀
︀︀柳沢慎吾さんの「あばよ！」
︀︀いままでの知ってるなかで、
︀︀これが一番カッコいいと思う。
︀︀わかる(共感)人いるかな〜？
︀︀ウルトラマンオーブとの最後もいい

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FixupX · May 24, 2026, 2:33 AM

[loud schooner]

i got cucked by amazon

wtf

ordered 20kg x 2 set of shitass dumbbells for home

got 10kg x 2

what do i do with these

stick them up my ass?

[round narwhal]

yes

[loud schooner]

okay but then i run out of weight for my arms

my asshole can handle 20kg

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

i ordered some pimple patches and the delivery man dropped it off at my neighbors because he said the address on the app didn't have a house number (it did) and today my neighbor's store where he dropped it off is closed so i'll get it tomorrow

fokin idiot istg

[serene sun]

Lol wtf

[sharp venture]

Potion Craft is a dangerous game...

i've been playing for like 2 hours or so and i didn't notice

[main robin]

docs logo change?

https://www.fastcompany.com/91545582/google-workspace-icons-redesign ew

[sharp venture]

just the color

[boreal jewel]

https://cunnyx.com/piaomao_/status/2058170348903027011

飘 猫🐈 (@piaomao_)

Nivora！🤜🤜
︀︀#WutheringWaves
︀︀#Wuwafanart
︀︀#鳴潮

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CunnyX · May 23, 2026, 12:57 PM

[serene sun]

that but instead of nivora its china

[round narwhal]

[pastel coyote]

@loud schooner when you buying

[loud schooner]

Is that shark Jin ping

[pastel coyote]

You bet it is

[signal hemlock]

survived 3 dropkick

[loud schooner]

https://soranews24.com/2026/05/23/pizza-hut-japans-drinkable-curry-pizza-is-here-is-it-all-we-dreamed-it-would-betaste-test/

[signal hemlock]

if pizza why drinkable

[loud schooner]

I started playing arena recently when my friends pull me in and I got a game as Lee sin where I ended it with 1056 AD, 100% omnivamp, 100% heal and shield power, clown college, and I don't want to play arena anymore cause I peaked

I don't even know how to play Lee sin

It was just autoing once and full heal instantly

[signal hemlock]

pro LS

[loud schooner]

The random max level augment per round

Gave me max level free stat anvils, which was like 5 prismatics

Max transmuted Glass Cannon for two rounds and I was autoing the training dummy for 12k true damage

I've peaked

I go back to drinkable pizza and aram mayhem now

Also there was a Sion I faced today with 10k hp, 680 armor, and 450 MR

[pastel coyote]

Order one for dinner tonight

[loud schooner]

Took a jinx like 60 seconds to kill him

[loud schooner]

It's midnight

[median talon]

Type shit

[pastel coyote]

Late night pizza

[trim ibex]

Back in Thailand safely

Now time to quarantine myself

[pastel coyote]

Ebola?

[trim ibex]

Don’t know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxZy3F2ZQP4

Might be this one

Both me and my friend got it

We went to see the doctor together on Saturday

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2058579169919807541

Sports Scran (@SportScran)

A very unique way to hand out sauce at Indonesian football games

🇮🇩 0 IDR (FREE)

X · May 24, 2026, 4:01 PM

[proper cosmos]

snorts

[sharp venture]

Gachiakuta mangaka deactivated Twitter? damn

got bullied off the internet...

why can't ppl from the west just be like the funni SEA anime watchers... where if they see representation of them they just go like "Oh xxxxx mentioned!" and done

[round narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble

[sharp venture]

it's comical

[round narwhal]

its always the covid era tourist

[trim ibex]

Covid is almost half a decade ago

[fluid coral]

Still felt like yesterday

[sharp venture]

doesn't erase the tourists who never assimilated and chose to try and colonize instead

Anyway I found a good name for my mixed bag vocab training ahh music Playlist

[fluid coral]

Oh yea speaking of mangakas
Didn't Murata got flamed rn?

[boreal jewel]

@loud schooner my mother wants me to get an avanza

This ah vehicle

Then turn it to an uber vehicle service and let my sis' husband drive it

[boreal jewel]

Also TIL the cheaper toyota vehicles here are not toyota per se but daihatsus

[loud schooner]

Yea rebadge

[loud schooner]

Why

Just get solar and battery and get a BYD

Cheaper running costs

EVs are also way more efficient with AC

[loud schooner]

https://www.gamesradar.com/hardware/headsets-headphones/these-official-hatsune-miku-earbuds-come-with-a-leek-case-but-we-cant-have-them/

[pastel coyote]

The Brazilians do that

[pastel coyote]

Can't wait for the AliExpress airpods case clone

[lusty finch]

https://x.com/i/status/2058737728213176356

bill wurtz (@billwurtz)

if you doubt there will be rain, that's a droubt

X · May 25, 2026, 2:31 AM

My goat

[proper cosmos]

https://fxtwitter.com/AlteisenReiseX/status/2058676910285078596

Alteisen is a DEADMAN (@AlteisenReiseX)

Me in the lab day 1 trying to figure out Yujiro's frame data

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FxTwitter · May 24, 2026, 10:29 PM

I found alt acc

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2058708381808890142

fab (@hood_sanctuary)

im really scared to see how namco's gonna implement yujiro into the tekken 8 art style cause im scared hes gonna look like this

X · May 25, 2026, 12:35 AM

[proper cosmos]

Thats the GOAT

THE GOAAAT

[fluid coral]

He will have the vine boom sfx after every sentence

[proper cosmos]

Kazuya devil mode gonna be fucked by yujiro demons back i cant wait

[median talon]

Bweh

[turbid grail]

Bweh indeed

[proper cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kimi-raikonnen-bwoah-gif-21049355

[sharp venture]

watching a video about witch hat and apart from liking the art I remember why I haven't continued this shii

everyone is annoying in this world

[meager dust]

Just isolate yourself and turn off the fandom

[sharp venture]

ah no not the Fandom idc about them

I meant the world of witch hat

witches are avoidant and are like the depiction of boomers

brimmed hats are well brimmed hats

The children well they're children so it's a given that they can be annoying

the video gave spoilers and I'm glad it's going to a good direction at least

[full moat]

they need to get that deadbeat dad aura right

[boreal jewel]

245 sqm
19 mil
House built already
In greenwood village pasig

@full moat

This sounds fake nu?

[full moat]

yes wtf

where is that gimme deets

[sharp venture]

not really considering that that place is shite

greenwoods is very traffic and very flood prone

some cheap shit may not be scams they might just be located in a shitty place

[boreal jewel]

Lost, refreshed fb marketplace and it's gone

[boreal jewel]

lmao

[full moat]

oh thats a scam then

[boreal jewel]

Is it?

[full moat]

I mean you said it disappeared? I also don't trust fb marketplace

[boreal jewel]

yeah i because i backed and refresh the page lmao

[round narwhal]

https://youtu.be/seEm7Pnjbvg?si=OlKSDS1S8Jd2FpT9

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sbb541O22A&si=VPZg8yCFpLYzhYko this remix is fire

[keen mica]

@lusty finch you interested in franka merch?

Currently looking at Arknights m3rdhbhut can't find liskarm

[lusty finch]

Which one

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2058467517102969074

The Noticer (@NoticerNews)

Newly elected One Nation MP Jason Virgo breaks down in tears after confirming he is gay, thanks his Indonesian Muslim boyfriend, and declares: "I love migrants"

X · May 24, 2026, 8:37 AM

[round narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/why-uganda

[main robin]

https://x.com/i/status/2058488553106284591

Adiaphora (@Hal46781440)

@NoticerNews Gay, muslim, and One Nation all in one sentence is interesting, this needs to be studied

X · May 24, 2026, 10:01 AM

[fluid coral]

[keen mica]

Acrylic

Wait is this a KFC thing

[lusty finch]

ohh that one

not kfc

round one

wait was it round one?

it's a bowling place

bowling + karaoke

[keen mica]

Legit can't remember that one tbh

[lusty finch]

oh pool too you can see her holding pool balls lol

[trim ibex]

Currently there’s Chou Kaguyahime collab at round one as well

[lusty finch]

i think chen or W was darts

@keen mica i think i'll have to pass, would've liked the liskarm one tho

[keen mica]

Yeah tried looking around for liskarm but couldn't find one

[fringe oak]

some ramming chat?

[main robin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5KiHk_f8om0?si=7zmDSU8F9JUb7gVd

@sharp venture accent

[proper cosmos]

@woeful nebula https://fxtwitter.com/halv_p/status/2058648044472533107/en

☆ P-halv ☆𒌐 (Comms Open!) (@halv_p)

my take on a #Kit #Gameoverse redesign

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FxTwitter · May 24, 2026, 8:35 PM

looks familiar

she looks much stronger now

[analog fulcrum]

That me

[sharp venture]

yea not the first time she was posted here

she's from the south that's why she has such a hard accent lmao

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2058892020022739008

OSINTtechnical (@Osinttechnical)

Trump, in a new post on Iran this morning, demands that as part of the peace deal, other Middle East nations join the Abraham Accords and recognize Israel.

X · May 25, 2026, 12:44 PM

Jfc bro

[proper cosmos]

[pastel coyote]

I ain't reading all that

[sharp venture]

Nad GPT give me a tl;dr

[proper cosmos]

Trump, in a new post on Iran this morning, demands that as part of the peace deal, other Middle East nations join the Abraham Accords and recognize Israel.

[lusty finch]

@fringe oak i finished 7.4

i have witnessed halmarut

what is wrong with this woman

also it's crazy that i've seen so much fanart of her even though she's only here as a cameo at the end of 7.4 and for now the first half of 7.5

[lusty finch]

Aight I'm gonna make a prediction and say that this halmarut is the latest incarnation of the last halmarut's soul

Much like amon is the latest incarnation of hermes

But that's probably a pretty easy read since we know all the originals are dead anyway

[trim ibex]

Dementia don is going to burn the world down for that sweet sweet netanyahu C@$K

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

Now i will replace the miis with misukoto

[round narwhal]

[proper cosmos]

@loud schooner https://fxtwitter.com/GirlWhHrLkTs/status/2059042106144944256

𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 (@GirlWhHrLkTs)

Trump and Vance after bringing back Charlie Kirk:

Quoting Space and Technology (@spaceandtech_)
︀
🚨 Donald Trump says the US has experimental drugs that can bring dead people back to life.

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FxTwitter · May 25, 2026, 10:41 PM

[loud schooner]

Fraudmortal vs GoatKirk

[main robin]

https://x.com/i/status/2058879783698932170 @round narwhal I WISH

ラプラス・ダークネス🛸💜 (@LaplusDarknesss)

🛸最高の誕生日💜

なんと、吾輩の生誕ライブ配信のゲストに…

初星学園から3年生の姫崎莉波さんが来てくれました‼️

最高のパフォーマンスを見れて吾輩感激……
最高の誕生日プレゼントですᐡ т · т ᐡ

#ラプさま大解放2026

X · May 25, 2026, 11:56 AM

[round narwhal]

shes getting enjou'd tho

[serene sun]

[main robin]

Can't understand why she's getting enjou 🔥

[serene sun]

same reason when peko appeared at gbf fes

[round narwhal]

one of the biggest reason is shes wearing step 3 outfit too

for me i just dont like holo

[boreal jewel]

Wtf she didn't like it

[sharp venture]

did not even put an effort to make the mii look as punchable as the reference wtf

[round narwhal]

is that supposed to be china????

dude did not even try

[serene sun]

That’s supposed to be China?

[keen mica]

Didn't even change the hair color

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2058980760955031966

Haru 🇺🇸 (@HaruhiismOtaku)

Someone just broke OPSEC so that they can share a fumo next to HIMARS firing

Quoting Breaking911 (@Breaking911)
︀
Footage allegedly shared by a U.S. soldier appears to show HIMARS missile launches targeting Iran from an undisclosed Gulf nation during the recent U.S.-Iran conflict.

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FixupX · May 25, 2026, 6:37 PM

[meager dust]

Oshikatsu (entering foreign conflict)

[signal hemlock]

Oshikatsu world war

[sharp venture]

maybe this is what Takaichi wanted

cc @gale @ kuma

[keen mica]

Oshikatsu with Lockheed Martin executives

[boreal jewel]

No lmao, the shirt only

But i would recreate hiro and misuzu tomorrow (holiday)

[round narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/china-lcsign

[serene sun]

Lol

[boreal jewel]

My inartistic ass will fail spectacularly btw

[round narwhal]

https://youtu.be/UGFUHmpMZ7I?si=cglWoTG3uo5vRFPm Nor never miss

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2058932796291235867

Onee (@nijiironee)

Western LL and Imas fans hate each other meanwhile JP LL and Imas fans bond over their common hatred of Vtubers💀💀💀

X · May 25, 2026, 3:26 PM

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

the enemy of my enemy is my friend

[trim ibex]

Ohhh I remember those still feel kinda strange

[trim ibex]

JP IM@S and LL fan used to HATE each other as well

I was there at Animelo 2016 the fan are at each other throat preconcert but the start performance is IM@S and LL singing each other song

That moment really clear out a lot of tension i feel before that

[fringe oak]

nothing, she is perfect

now go to 7.5 to witness hype

[pastel coyote]

Why the fuck did they hate each other? Is it just come console war bulls hit lmao?

My idol is better than your idol

Also they hate vtubers ?

[analog fulcrum]

It just the usual vtuber anti

[signal hemlock]

My idols are better than ur idols

[analog fulcrum]

Ofc theyre mad if theyre interacting with medias they like

[signal hemlock]

My vtubers are better than ur vtubers

Also GTA6 is out tdy

https://x.com/RockstarGames/status/1918265468076605706

Rockstar Games (@RockstarGames)

Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026.

https://t.co/YgaIn1cYc8

X · May 2, 2025, 11:25 AM

[analog fulcrum]

Even rion got a lot of flak for collabing with comedians

[round narwhal]

cause vtubers is cringe

esp the corpos one

[signal hemlock]

Indie is best, fk the money grubbing ceo

👍 👍 👍

[loud schooner]

https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/1tnubam/comment/onwm3m2/?context=3&share_id=5IICzlfg-NmYCaEE9AjjA&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1

[proper cosmos]

LappDumb

[main robin]

so where is the game?

[signal hemlock]

I ate it sry

[proper cosmos]

You ate

[lusty finch]

@fringe oak okay im at the unmaking

holy hype moments and aura

zero my beloved

[lusty finch]

mr president

a second thingamajig has hit the warrior of light

what wacky advetures will they go on now

collect the 6 amaurotine stones

[fringe oak]

[boreal jewel]

Hey spoony

🥴

[sharp venture]

HOLIDAY TOMORROW RRAHHHH

[lusty finch]

okay

time to watch the evercold trailer

[meager dust]

[boreal jewel]

Imagine if SEA is.... Ever cold

[lusty finch]

shut up inyui

[proper cosmos]

https://fxtwitter.com/realBoneDuck/status/2059022193439158640

Boneduck (@realBoneDuck)

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

**💬 6 🔁 811 ❤️ 5.7K 👁️ 77.6K **

FxTwitter · May 25, 2026, 9:22 PM

[analog fulcrum]

Why ejaculate when you can ejacunow

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2059084580913574273

サイバーウェーブ (@Syberwave)

Don't tempt me or I'll do it again

QRT: kana_1286
このままだと写真撮られる度にこのポーズする異常成人男性爆誕するから誰か俺を終わらせてほしい

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 26, 2026, 1:29 AM

[lusty finch]

wait the eva collab is an alliance raid????????????????????/

tf

i thought it was a limited time event with cosmetics and shit

[keen mica]

@lusty finch heck your DM

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2059199114152386591

ame 🪞🐈‍⬛️ (@grabityforces)

Tomorrow is Eid and cover corp decided to sacrifice the wrong goats astaghfirullah

X · May 26, 2026, 9:05 AM

[round narwhal]

should sacrifice yagoo instead

[fluid coral]

Holy shit we're still going fast
Prabowo masterclass

[fluid coral]

But
Best girl never do wrong
Surely there's a good reason

[lusty finch]

okay so what im seeing is

au ra focused expansion?

[meager dust]

[signal hemlock]

number goes up, indonesia winning

[sharp venture]

so I'm eating something rn and TIL I'm not a big fan of bell peppers...

[loud schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VwEOyAcvJM

[boreal jewel]

https://cunnyx.com/HAL_Bluearchive/status/2059093473605943721

하르 (@HAL_Bluearchive)

헌혈일퀘 끝~
︀︀보조배터리는 10000mAh짜리 주네요

**💬 36 🔁 370 ❤️ 5.2K 👁️ 330.9K **

CunnyX · May 26, 2026, 2:05 AM

[loud schooner]

so anyways turns out hes a furry

[meager dust]

understandable

[sharp venture]

no rammers?

[round narwhal]

raaaaaaaaam

[sharp venture]

@loud schooner @boreal jewel

[proper cosmos]

suspiciously

[pastel coyote]

I'm spending $2k a month to up my fursuit game. Can't figure out why my expenses are so high

[loud schooner]

Too late

[sharp venture]

sadge

[median talon]

Today is a good day

I met the CEO of some ai company and he gave me his email to apply

I'm praying on my knees that this could be my one in a lifetime opportunity

[loud schooner]

Lmao

[median talon]

anything to leave consulting man

It's a very cool company they do gov stuff and he asked me to apply

[proper cosmos]

https://fxtwitter.com/_TommyMason/status/2059025324625559711/en

Tommy (@_TommyMason)

Left, Ferrari Luce $645k
︀︀Right, Nissan Leaf $35k

**💬 539 🔁 1.6K ❤️ 18.0K 👁️ 1.72M **

FxTwitter · May 25, 2026, 9:34 PM

gale lets get a ferrari leaf

[median talon]

I WANT

Lets ball out

Please pray at the shrine I get this job

[round narwhal]

out of the frying pan into the fire

[median talon]

it's not some traditional AI company slop

They do gov stuff so it's fun I think

[turbid grail]

Oh Mik

that's also traditional AI slop

[round narwhal]

💀

[median talon]

is it

the funniest part is the CEO looks like a literal mad scientist sloppa

[loud schooner]

Wait it does ai stuff for the japanese gov?

Double fuckin lul

Also Mick really can only take 2 months as an unqualified consulting bro before wanting to become an unqualified ai bro

Easy way to crater your fucking cv

[loud schooner]

Yes this is very funny

[median talon]

For American gov it seems

[loud schooner]

Triple lul

[median talon]

But theyre trying to expand to jp

[serene sun]

Alrdy

[median talon]

The CEO was really nice and we talked about vtubers I'm not even joking

[serene sun]

You just started

[median talon]

It was so fire

[meager dust]

funniest shit ever

[median talon]

I'm really hoping something does come out of it

[meager dust]

palantir

[serene sun]

Palantir

[meager dust]

war crime enjoyer

[meager dust]

is that fucking palantir CEO

[median talon]

yea he was actually hella chill he gave me merch

I got pics w him

U know the company?

[loud schooner]

Lmao

Mick you are so fucking dumb

[meager dust]

yeah, he's ruining the world right now

damn cool right there

[loud schooner]

Palantir isn't a small company

[median talon]

Hold on I'll show the merch

[meager dust]

[round narwhal]

we shld just let mick do whatever he wants
we can just laugh at him afterward

[loud schooner]

Alex karp is a fucking chud lmao

[median talon]

This goofy ass poster

[loud schooner]

Mick you're in consulting and you're a dumbass

[loud schooner]

Do you know anything about palantir and what they've been doing

[median talon]

Tf

[loud schooner]

Anything about peter thiel or Alex karp or whatever

[median talon]

Yeah they're a data analysis company I know that much

[loud schooner]

I know you're retarded but how ignorant of the world are you

[median talon]

I know they do some sus stuff but the Japan side is chill

[meager dust]

sus?

[loud schooner]

Genuinely I wouldn't hire you for anything

You're so fucking retarded

I'd hire ciel five times before I hire you

[meager dust]

japan side of course will be chill before they amp the shit to fucking 11

[loud schooner]

Japan side is also retarded

[meager dust]

can't believe you met that fucking bastard holy shit

i would commit murder

[loud schooner]

"sus" lmao

[round narwhal]

mick might be the only person who meet him and called him "kinda cool"

[loud schooner]

Palantir literally helps the technonazis in America track down and deport people

They literally steal and lie and cheat their way into having control of data of people to do this

[pastel coyote]

What the duck am I reading mick

[loud schooner]

They fucking help ICE deport people faster without due process

Peter thiel is a cringe techno fascist chud

[pastel coyote]

Palantir wants to mass surveillance Americans then the entire world

[loud schooner]

Alex karp is somehow an even more cringe techno fascist chud

[pastel coyote]

Actually CTOS from watchdogs

[loud schooner]

Mick I know you're a fucking retard neposhitter who's been sheltered from the world and consequences

[turbid grail]

Mik if you actually going through with helping the guy who's funding ICE I'll come hunt you down personally

[median talon]

damn he asked me to apply personally I'm not even joking

[loud schooner]

I know you desperately want to be more asian to be more special but we all know that you are the whitest motherfucker here with some of the most blazingly obvious white privilege there is

But even for you this is fucking retarded

[loud schooner]

That doesn't mean anything you retard

[meager dust]

named his company from LOTR's most evil fucking thing ever

[loud schooner]

Jesus fucking Christ what are you, five

[meager dust]

and you miss the fucking point

[median talon]

LOOL I ASKED HIM ABOUT THAT

[loud schooner]

I've told 5 people I look forward to contacting them again already because I'm interviewing people for stuff

I ain't gonna call them

That's just how it is

What, you think you gonna get a nice kushy job?

[pastel coyote]

https://youtu.be/5lYsO4k7OIY?si=C7FRFzCwuk0Xd4eB

[loud schooner]

Because you talked to Alex karp briefly and got a business card?

You are so fucking retarded and blinded by your privilege

[pastel coyote]

"pre-crime" arrests

[loud schooner]

Mick is genuinely stupider than Danny

[meager dust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIMS5FSZoAw

insane dumb fucker ever existed

[round narwhal]

danny is just horny most of the time tbf

[loud schooner]

Real talk I'll pay for flights for 3 of you to come here so we can break Mick's fingers one by one

He's too retarded to be left alone

[median talon]

No bro, he literally sat me down, gave me his personal email, and told me to tell him when I applied. That's why I said that

[round narwhal]

omfg

[median talon]

I'm just excited brah

[proper cosmos]

LappDumb

[median talon]

like he took my phone

Write his email in a gdoc

[loud schooner]

So you gonna go work for the techofascist racist chud

[median talon]

and said "tell me when u applied"

Like literally

[proper cosmos]

Working for fucking palantir

Brah

TotallyClueless

[loud schooner]

See this is the second time you've shared this screenshot

Its not any more impressive

The fact that you knew nothing about this company before now, apparently

Speaks volumes to how stupid and ignorant you are

[proper cosmos]

Even if you aren't researching the company

[loud schooner]

And I'm not even saying like oh you don't know all the letters of lgbtqiats+

This is some like

Basic ass shit

You just don't know

[meager dust]

[email protected]

[proper cosmos]

Im pretty sure peter thiel is quite infamous online

[turbid grail]

aight pull back a bit Gale

[loud schooner]

Literally how is someone so stupid even trying to be a consultant

And failing

[median talon]

Cos u said he only sent me a business card so I shared it again

[proper cosmos]

For tweaking on meth on live TV

[meager dust]

mik might get some big money with palantir tbh

[loud schooner]

And now wants to work for the technonazis

[proper cosmos]

Gale

On the bright side

[sterile jolt]

send it again pls i didn't see it

[loud schooner]

Mick's family is already wealthy enough to own properties to invest in

[meager dust]

between lockheed martin vs palantir, which one is better

[loud schooner]

It doesn't matter

It's also why he's been so sheltered from the world and his stupidity

[proper cosmos]

Gale
Theres a huge attack vector for hacking palantir now

Its a good thing

[loud schooner]

Lockheed Martin is at least honest

[sterile jolt]

it's a good thing

[loud schooner]

There always has been

It's full of idiots

[loud schooner]

Lockmart makes decent hardware and is honest about it + it looks cool in ace combat

Palantir is just cringe

[meager dust]

jets are so cool

[loud schooner]

Which part

Me calling him stupid

[proper cosmos]

If lockheed martin wins

[loud schooner]

He's stupid

[turbid grail]

the stupid part yeah

[proper cosmos]

We get sent to the hokuto no ken apocalypse

[loud schooner]

But he's stupid

He's very stupid

[proper cosmos]

If palantir wins

We get sent to the matrix

[loud schooner]

He doxxes himself regularly

Hes ignorant as fuck

[pastel coyote]

Mick genuinely can't believe you said you're excited for this...

[median talon]

they are larp lahurs

[proper cosmos]

I would like to try my hand at being a hokuto no ken bandit

[meager dust]

how dafuq you got invited to palantir

[turbid grail]

We want him to not work for the technazi

[loud schooner]

Mick the kind of guy to shoot a woman for being brown if it gives him a hundred bucks

[turbid grail]

Not getting a hate boner