Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

[sharp venture]

RAM

I'm omw home

[keen mica]

fuck me

the one thing edge does right

and it's gone

[sharp venture]

Opera gx has it if that's any consolation

[proper cosmos]

the only thing we want them to remove and they said its not affected

cri

[keen mica]

https://x.com/i/status/2051250788404433097

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Richard Hammond surprised fans by posting a video driving an anime girl styled Porsche GT3 RS

X · May 4, 2026, 10:41 AM

What

[proper cosmos]

taihou car

[keen mica]

Fucking azur lane too

[proper cosmos]

dick ham has good taste

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/own6725/status/2051582638138552606?s=20

あうん (@own6725)

この妖艶から幼女の振れ幅なに？

X · May 5, 2026, 8:39 AM

hi emmet

[trim ibex]

Can you send me download link for mesugaki mod?

[boreal jewel]

i dont think i cant find it

mf nuked the nexus mod

staff nexus mod i mean

[trim ibex]

Do you still have the file?

[round narwhal]

nice virus

[trim ibex]

Thanks but have to be later. In a party atm

[boreal jewel]

wtf

sphere flexing on me

[sterile jolt]

looks blue

[boreal jewel]

😭

[round narwhal]

flexing to us poor people

classic rich people behavior

[serene sun]

sphere having fancy dinner

[boreal jewel]

https://cunnyx.com/stakuquette/status/2051261022951125057?s=20

jul | colcey top fan 💫 (@stakuquette)

romanticizing commute pero nasa Pilipinas be like:

Quoting g (@34rths)
︀
Never forget to romanticize your commute

**💬 38 🔁 7.0K ❤️ 36.0K 👁️ 581.3K **

CunnyX · May 4, 2026, 11:21 AM

[meager dust]

Burnt bread right there

[boreal jewel]

wait are we aram

[round narwhal]

are we haram

are you haram

[serene sun]

i saw a rly cursed china fanart

[boreal jewel]

here's a cleansing photo

https://x.com/nya_yyyyy/status/2051643070492619129?s=20

にあ (@nya_yyyyy)

く、くじら！！ちなぬをさらうなんていい度胸だな…！
🐹ﾀｽｹﾃｸﾀﾞｻｲﾏｼｰ

X · May 5, 2026, 12:40 PM

[round narwhal]

it made me want to punch something instead

[serene sun]

do you only have her nui

[boreal jewel]

yes

getting the two big-ass one next

[serene sun]

why no temanui

[boreal jewel]

my friend already has his temanui

we can just meetup whenever

[serene sun]

https://tenor.com/view/gakumas-gakuen-idolmaster-gakumas-plushie-tsukimura-temari-gakumas-temari-gif-6131130451726115051

[round narwhal]

imagine not sleeping next to temanui

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/nya_yyyyy/status/2051643248779907108?s=20

にあ (@nya_yyyyy)

あっおねえちゃんだ！

X · May 5, 2026, 12:40 PM

[loud schooner]

Ramm

@round narwhal @sharp venture @fringe oak @boreal jewel

[fringe oak]

not available today

[loud schooner]

Shine

[round narwhal]

bright like a diamond

[boreal jewel]

Restarting

[round narwhal]

i will wait for the full squad

[sharp venture]

tf it sent twice

[boreal jewel]

i am in the lobby

[loud schooner]

@sharp venture where

@woeful nebula

[boreal jewel]

i'll join vc in a bit

[sharp venture]

I was in the shitter

vanguard error

now restarting

[boreal jewel]

thats two

[loud schooner]

bruh

rito pls

[sharp venture]

booting

[keen mica]

damn, going full weeb

need hand for scale tho 👁️

[full moat]

its longer than my hand thats for sure

[keen mica]

Guess we're showing swords now

Yes it looks bad

Works well enough for exercise tho

[sharp venture]

we used to have these at home

i dunno where they are now

[keen mica]

That's some proper SEA blade right there

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2051656311369084978

Quade (@TheShootyGuy)

If you talk shit about Mori Calliope on here in any capacity, this one guy who has a Riddler Batman (2022) pfp with less than 150 followers will show up in your replies. He has done this for almost 4 years now. He's like a cryptid, it is absurd

X · May 5, 2026, 1:32 PM

https://x.com/i/status/2051650951837265946

【公式】暗夜-ANNYA- (@ANNYAOBAKE)

[IMBALAN 50 JUTA RUPIAH]

Kami adalah organisasi dari Jepang yang mengadakan event stay SEMALAMAN di rumah angker (Real, bukan settingan). Saat ini kami berencana mengadakan event serupa di Indonesia.

Kami sedang mencari properti atau rumah yang benar-benar angker dan banyak

X · May 5, 2026, 1:11 PM

[boreal jewel]

Fuck

[loud schooner]

Nice codpiece

[keen mica]

What am I even looking at

[loud schooner]

Honestly I thought it was a helmet

But I'm not sure

[proper cosmos]

Nice cockpiecr

[main robin]

Indome is weirdly specific nowadays lol

Idk who Bu Siti is but I'll try it

[round narwhal]

yum

indomie

i should have one today

[analog fulcrum]

What flavor is that

[lilac grove]

https://x.com/maskyarts/status/2051772481980047610?s=20

masky🌻 (@maskyarts)

ANNOUNCEMENT‼️

It's my honor to be the cover artist for the officially licensed Trails TTRPG, Trails of Destiny, coming out this summer! I had the opportunity to do some interior artwork for it too! 🎉 More info to come!

Thank you so much to Promethium Books for having me!

X · May 5, 2026, 9:14 PM

[round narwhal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/bbHr15xyPEE?si=iSnYkssi15TM71qQ

[boreal jewel]

i really dont get my coworker

one be like
omg where's this document?
so i do all in my power to magically summon that document immediately

then this one person be like
omg why you do that, we have processes u knoe

[round narwhal]

throw them off bridge

[meager dust]

Kill them

[boreal jewel]

I warned them about mt extreme initiative yet they go like this

I am exploding

[serene sun]

I just rmb inyui is a civil servant so these ppl are also fellow civil servants

[sharp venture]

two Chinese ppl here in starbs are exhibiting the stereotype... they talk so loudly lah

they're talking about work and not really arguing but gahdam

[serene sun]

Bau

[main robin]

https://youtu.be/apeSt6xaSRM?si=PXnLUMXAIpuVhJK- this video is so good

It managed to wake my brother and make him mad over the natto evangelion

thumbnail looks ai tho

[woeful nebula]

got a dm from an old friend from University

it's mr. beast

[sharp venture]

[woeful nebula]

whole day ruined

[sharp venture]

this fckng slave istg

I'm so done with this slave

(it's me)

[lusty finch]

https://x.com/i/status/2051031600394363332

cj (@noimpactlanding)

"Tom Tor" are u fr

X · May 3, 2026, 8:10 PM

[woeful nebula]

is it slang for something

[boreal jewel]

tom tor hasur

[loud schooner]

https://youtu.be/TIooThNEJuQ?si=5wTHklHBeS0xyga8

[sharp venture]

aight all projects that I'm in I have already sent for sign-offs...

I should get a cookie

[peak trout]

otsu

[meager dust]

Ome

[sharp venture]

the worst is coming

I'll be on-field support for a deployment

cooked

[peak trout]

on-field

[meager dust]

[boreal jewel]

arent they cute

[round narwhal]

no?

theyre dumb

[sharp venture]

ngl everytime i see her I wanna punch her

Idek who she is

[serene sun]

china

[boreal jewel]

my friend thinks otherwise

TL: I want to throw the Yellow Girl haha

poor kotters

[round narwhal]

wtf kotoner is cute

[serene sun]

so many temanui

[carmine garnet]

I should put a blue hat on her

[keen mica]

Ciel out here being the perfect wagie
Meanwhile I just spent the entire afternoon sleeping at the office

[loud schooner]

I'll give you a porn game on steam

[round narwhal]

[woeful nebula]

can i get one

[loud schooner]

https://eeinstagram.com/reel/DX_SQ12RglO/?igsh=c2Uza2lsbmtsNDRp

[keen mica]

yo I want my porn game too

wtf

[main robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cure-arcana-shadow-precure-arcana-shadow-luluka-moria-precure-luluka-precure-dance-gif-17243076929342579173

[round narwhal]

me waifu

[loud schooner]

What have I given you already

[serene sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1472449734047432905/1491683641556860990/Dania3.gif

Buy him the entire your family series

[woeful nebula]

your name

your lie

[round narwhal]

in april

[boreal jewel]

You lied

The better up

[keen mica]

Nothing papa
I'm a neglected child

[loud schooner]

Whatchu want

[keen mica]

I mean, I don't actually have any hentai games I want

Alright your pick

A normal romance VN
https://store.steampowered.com/app/745960/A_Sky_Full_of_Stars/

Or a hentai succubus one
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1171270/TroubleDays/

Steam

A Sky Full of Stars 仰望夜空的星辰

The starry sky spreads far and wide overhead...
This story full of love, comedy, and excitement follows our protagonist and his stargazing friends as they grow together.
"A Sky Full of Stars" is a coming-of-age astronomy tale by the same team who brought you "If My Heart Had Wings".…

Price

$4.49

Recommendations

910

Steam

TroubleDays

※All characters involved in sexual content are over the age of 18.AboutCohabitation with a naive succubus?! In this love-adventure game set in Akihabara, you can enjoy the sweetly thrilling and slightly naughty day-to-day life with an innocent succubus!
The "E-mote" engine that can move illustrations smoothly and three-dimensionally is us…

Price

$5.19

Recommendations

965

[analog fulcrum]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3782910/Goblin_Nest/

Steam

Goblin Nest

Goblin Nest is a simple resource management game. Build your nest and increase your population by raiding villages and bringing defeated enemies back to your base.

Help Lilith rebuild Evil and bring balance back to the world.

Story…

Price

$6.99

Recommendations

695

[keen mica]

Hell I don't even think I have gale on my steam

[analog fulcrum]

There we go

[keen mica]

"resource management" huh

Fuck off

That's the publishers name??

Also, I saw that link change from the age check page

[loud schooner]

Mf you think you can actually choose

[loud schooner]

That's not how this works

[serene sun]

gale will give you hitler porn game like the rest

[keen mica]

You're the one who asked

[loud schooner]

Yea but I wasn't gonna listen

[keen mica]

Then Hitler game it is
Such is my fate
Gonna get arrested by the thought police

[lusty finch]

Love you gale

[keen mica]

As long as it's not an AI generated slop
I see one releasing every week and they somehow are always at popular new released

[serene sun]

im surprised theres multiple games

[boreal jewel]

He probably wants slay

[meager dust]

Why dafuq you own it

[lusty finch]

'twas a gracious gift

[meager dust]

More like a pipebomb mailed to your house

[keen mica]

grifting the nazis is a lucrative business

[fluid coral]

Giving them another kind of ballistic missile

[boreal jewel]

Oh hey apparently me being corrupt finally has uses

This fucking establishment is annoying the fuck out me since march 4 because of their excessive bass

I snapped last week and remembered hey im working for the office specifically for this problem and it's the highest level too

And sent a letter to my own department

[round narwhal]

Insane statement

[boreal jewel]

And they apparently stopped operating for the day

[serene sun]

bass?

[boreal jewel]

Yeah, the walls they use for their building is

A metal sheet and they're a bar

[serene sun]

lol

[boreal jewel]

So it would vibrate stupidly loud

[loud schooner]

aight whats your steam code

[keen mica]

you mean steam ID?

[loud schooner]

ye

[proper cosmos]

Whats your social security number

[lilac grove]

Gale gifting free game

[loud schooner]

you want a porn game?

[lilac grove]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-then-running-away-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-spongebob-meme-running-gif-14848209682511966800

[proper cosmos]

i want a porn game

[keen mica]

101780972

[loud schooner]

cum muncher?

how apt

[keen mica]

this is me inflicting permanent account damage

[proper cosmos]

gale never gives me any porn

[loud schooner]

you want one?

[proper cosmos]

yes

im going to beat my meat

[loud schooner]

do i have you on steam

[keen mica]

sorry wrong number

[boreal jewel]

his name is nadiral

[proper cosmos]

do you have the strange kirbo on steam

[boreal jewel]

with a korby

[loud schooner]

kys

[proper cosmos]

kys

[keen mica]

it's my clipboard's fault

[loud schooner]

oh i do have nad

[loud schooner]

i just sent a friend request to someone called cumuncher

thanks guy

aight nad what do you want

[keen mica]

I'm more impressed that name is allowed

[proper cosmos]

w faps

idunno what kinda porn is chic nowadays

[keen mica]

thank you papa gale
say hi to cum muncher for me

[loud schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/is-there-anybody-else-excited-tamra-judge-rhoc-real-housewives-gif-16282398

[proper cosmos]

thanks babe

[full moat]

lmfao

[proper cosmos]

now i can enjoy the freshest of women

[loud schooner]

nad enjoy your american porn game

[proper cosmos]

gale gave me american porn instead of

porn

porn but japanese

[round narwhal]

is gale giving away porn games again

[boreal jewel]

can this game give aurora for once during mayhem

[full moat]

rewatched Superman by James gunn today

[loud schooner]

yea its been a while

want something?

[full moat]

gotta say its a bit boring on the second watch

[sleek cobalt]

femboy i guess?

[proper cosmos]

gale couldve given me femboy porn

[full moat]

I guess it might be because I know the twist already

[proper cosmos]

i couldve gotten some bussy

[sleek cobalt]

nad....

[sharp venture]

oh nah, there's a new hire, she's stirring beside me and she still don't have laptop or access so she's just on her phone the whole day, so I of course would not let myself lose so I was also on my phone but that's because I'm done and just waiting for replies

[proper cosmos]

james gunn superman is just

[proper cosmos]

haha

[loud schooner]

what porn you want

[keen mica]

damn, no wonder

[proper cosmos]

its me

superman

[sharp venture]

is it a good one at least

[proper cosmos]

im so cool

i help people

[loud schooner]

dunno

[proper cosmos]

hopecore

[loud schooner]

i havent decided on what to give

[proper cosmos]

amirite

[serene sun]

lol

[full moat]

its honestly not bad

[proper cosmos]

its just boring

its literally every other superman story

[loud schooner]

a lot of this slop is AI now unfortunately

[proper cosmos]

haha guys im just a dude from kansas

[loud schooner]

it used to be good slop

[full moat]

I like it, but after the second watch I think theres just no...thrill to it?

[loud schooner]

manmade slop

100% human slop

[sharp venture]

I'll open steam later when RAM

[full moat]

the first one was exciting

[sharp venture]

leggo ram

[loud schooner]

now its generative slop

[full moat]

but its not bad, far from it

I liked it more than man of steel

[sharp venture]

not hopping right now this since I'm eating

[proper cosmos]

i mean to me

its boring

[full moat]

And I liked man of steel

[proper cosmos]

which is worse than bad

[full moat]

thats ok

[lusty finch]

why do you have the steam id of someone named cum muncher on your clipboard

[round narwhal]

kaiju sequel

[full moat]

I just like that its not superman trying to be superedgy anymore

[proper cosmos]

now its just haha im just a dude from kansas

[serene sun]

the kaiju princess game?

[proper cosmos]

boring ahh

[round narwhal]

yea

[loud schooner]

wait which one did i give you

i think theres like 3

[full moat]

thats just what superman is though

[keen mica]

there's always one on the popular new release
who the fuck even buy these

[proper cosmos]

ye and thats why he hasnt been a relevant character in 40 years lol

[full moat]

unfortunately some people don't like someone thats super strong to be super nice

[serene sun]

theres a lot of them on nintendo eshop too without the porn

[round narwhal]

i dont remember

[proper cosmos]

the problem isnt that

omg hes too strong and too nice

the problem is superman stories are boring af

[keen mica]

that's between me and cum muncher

[proper cosmos]

because hes too strong and too nice

[full moat]

strong enough to be kind

[proper cosmos]

chef

do you even remember 1 good superman comic run

LappDumb

[full moat]

doomsday

[proper cosmos]

i said good

[full moat]

all star

good to me anyway

[proper cosmos]

all star is the only good 1

[full moat]

I hate anything thats from 2010 till now

all of them try to make Supes this edgy angsty dude

[proper cosmos]

not really

[full moat]

at least they stopped doing that in 2020s

[proper cosmos]

new 52 is pretty much normal

but doesnt do well because nobody cares about normal superman

[full moat]

really? the run where didn't have over underpants was normal?

[proper cosmos]

ye

its not edgy

they just redesigned away his overpants

[full moat]

didn't they also pair him with wonderwoman then?

[proper cosmos]

no

why the fuck would they do that

he just fucks lois

like usual

[full moat]

I remember very clearly that they did

[meager dust]

From family guy?

[full moat]

in the new 52 justice league

he was with diana for a while

like 3 years worth of issues

[meager dust]

Justice league animated series

[proper cosmos]

not a superman centric series

justice league is still mostly batman shit anyway

[full moat]

even when the new 52 bizzarro came along

*dc comics is still mostly batman shit

[boreal jewel]

im never gonna beat the allegations huh

[full moat]

lmfao if you're bats or supes u are irrelevant

[full moat]

which are?

[boreal jewel]

inyui when alone

[full moat]

gov employee corruption?

oh

[proper cosmos]

but like

for 40 years

[full moat]

6 7

[proper cosmos]

superman only got 1 good run where hes a boyscout

and thats all star

and it ran for like 4 issues

[full moat]

all star was basically an otherworld one shot that extended to 4 issues

[proper cosmos]

the doomsday run was not even boyscout superman

it was edgy long hair superman with a gun

[round narwhal]

inyui with us

AP chogath

[serene sun]

oh you're no longer mika

[full moat]

btw nads I watched the okc lal game

[boreal jewel]

gale said it's fine

[full moat]

vando injury was brutal

[round narwhal]

so its gale's fault..

[full moat]

his fucking fingers bones popped out

goddamn

[round narwhal]

we didnt have frontliner

[full moat]

poor dude

[proper cosmos]

ye vando fucking died lul

but ye

[loud schooner]

yes but i said in aram its better to go tank

[boreal jewel]

i blame gale

[proper cosmos]

the doomsday run had blacksuit superman chef

he revived and had no power so he had to use guns

its so fucking funny i dunno why you mentioned it as boyscout superman

[full moat]

wait this isnt the impersonator? I remember him using a gun, but that was because he lost his powers for a bit after dying to doomsday. then 4 supermen came out to take his place, one was Steel, then Superboy, then his android disguised as him, and an imposter wearing his face preparing to invade earth

am I remembering that wrong?

[proper cosmos]

yes you can see steel in the background there

[boreal jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS5peqApgUA

[proper cosmos]

but i think this guy is just straight up superman

[full moat]

I will never not love this footage

this was that time that I went back to the arcade to do that and fail a thousand times before getting it once

[meager dust]

https://youtu.be/mCLQaMiBQCE

[woeful nebula]

[proper cosmos]

like

doomsday was peak edgy superman chef

[full moat]

I wonder if I can still do that

[boreal jewel]

hi pao

aram?

[proper cosmos]

they killed him to reboot him as edgy

[full moat]

I guess I keep remembering the before dying to doomsday stuff more

[woeful nebula]

i can

if you haven't started

you started didn't you

[boreal jewel]

@loud schooner @round narwhal @sharp venture ara m

[woeful nebula]

joever

doomed

wrap it up

ts pmo

🥀

[boreal jewel]

no im tagging everyone

[round narwhal]

[full moat]

because that was him trying to minimize damage by taking doomsday away from the crowd and doing stuff like saving people despite being in a fight that would kill him

[boreal jewel]

seal is in game

[woeful nebula]

i told my other group i had badminton

[serene sun]

i thought ciel was at work

[woeful nebula]

but i end up in a meeting so i had to cancel badminton

but my other group doesn't know

i just hope they don't hop on league

[round narwhal]

does he know

[full moat]

work at 8pm?

[proper cosmos]

why are you playing badminton

when you can play goodminton

[woeful nebula]

[meager dust]

Mint

[full moat]

otherwise known as pickle ball

[round narwhal]

time to rat pao

[serene sun]

padel > pickle ball

[full moat]

badminton is for the weak

[boreal jewel]

anyways im in lobby

[full moat]

what do you mean your ball can't cause you internal damage

[woeful nebula]

hi in lobby

i thought you were inyui

[full moat]

its not worth it if it can't hurt you

[serene sun]

pao and inyui are matchmade in heaven

their humour

[meager dust]

Shuttercock is painful tho?

[woeful nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/sigrika-wuthering-waves-wuwa-sigrika-wuwa-dropkick-gif-3253492734688318556

[boreal jewel]

im superior

my dad jokes are 80 years old

[full moat]

but can it cause internal bleeding???

[woeful nebula]

those are grandpa jokes i think

[proper cosmos]

@loud schooner im blasting white liquid all over the place

[woeful nebula]

[round narwhal]

wheres za invite

[boreal jewel]

wait are you guys in the lobby?

my client is bugging out i think

im restarting it

[boreal jewel]

as usual

[round narwhal]

krill your

[woeful nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/aura-gif-10590907619741117148

[proper cosmos]

4433 mins

nice internet

[boreal jewel]

gale went in

[meager dust]

[round narwhal]

ciel is playing as sage main tonight...

[serene sun]

Eh pickle does that? i thought thats only in padel cause the ball's harder

[woeful nebula]

ima restart

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

classic rito

lemme get a drink

[round narwhal]

im going to

[woeful nebula]

so updating from the outside was much better

i guess we wait for gale

[round narwhal]

gale might with his other group

[boreal jewel]

then we find

also what game mode is that

is this haram

[woeful nebula]

it's aram mayhem

[round narwhal]

youre haram

[boreal jewel]

pao is spamming speaki

[woeful nebula]

aauh

[sharp venture]

whut where

[sharp venture]

no once the clock hits 5pm I already logged out and am walking out of the office

I'm about to send my mom off

[boreal jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4

[lilac grove]

https://x.com/SeaWereWolf3/status/2051957313313882471?s=20

SeaOrbments (@SeaWereWolf3)

They slandering my goat in the subreddit

They aren't exactly wrong too...

X · May 6, 2026, 9:28 AM

[round narwhal]

damn high calories game

[woeful nebula]

they went MR btw

my caitlyn is not from arcane

[round narwhal]

melee caitlyn

[boreal jewel]

[round narwhal]

inyui really is a terrorist

[boreal jewel]

But the damage

also we're talking about it

[fluid coral]

Gorillas can't lie it seems

[lilac grove]

https://lol.fandom.com/wiki/GorillA

[proper cosmos]

@woeful nebula https://fxtwitter.com/Reuters/status/2051987843996852245

Reuters (@Reuters)

South Korea's first humanoid robot monk made its debut at Jogye Temple in Seoul, ahead of Buddha's birthday. Gabi, the 130-centimeter-tall robot, wore a traditional grey-and-brown Buddhist robe and stood before monks as it pledged to devote itself to Buddhism

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FxTwitter · May 6, 2026, 11:30 AM

Embrace tranquility

[lusty finch]

I love zenyatta

[pastel coyote]

Excited

[boreal jewel]

Exalted

[loud schooner]

Didn't Japan already do this

Also it's another unitree robot lmao

[pastel coyote]

Was the Japanese one also unitree

[loud schooner]

Yes

They make the cheap commercial robots

Not sure who else is selling in significant volume tbh

[round narwhal]

oh what the hell gale actually gifted me kaijuu 2

thanks babe

[loud schooner]

I was in a giving mood

[round narwhal]

[woeful nebula]

thanks myaaa

[signal hemlock]

Got fried in my final exam

[lusty finch]

gg

[signal hemlock]

Got fried by map reduce pseudocode for graph traversal to find 4 hops

[keen mica]

my bank fucked up
went there to get my a new card, but they ran out of the normal one
now I somehow have a platinum card

gonna larp as a rich tech bro

[serene sun]

Where black card

[keen mica]

I'm not that rich yet
also, it was a debit card anyway, so it doesn't go higher than plat

[lusty finch]

Your card is plat but is your bank account plat

[keen mica]

I'm a larper
It's implied

[signal hemlock]

Wtf can use it to scam discount

[keen mica]

Damn

Didn't think of that

Honestly, never really paid attention to those bank discounts

[signal hemlock]

not smort enough smh

[keen mica]

They're usually not worth the effort imo

Like, cool, I save $10

[signal hemlock]

I mean yeah but if the store has a discount for that card u have it

[keen mica]

Not a big deal

[signal hemlock]

Discount is still discount

In this economy

[keen mica]

I'm sorry, but you're talking to a platinum card holder

[signal hemlock]

mb

[keen mica]

https://tenor.com/view/luvia-edelfelt-fate-kaleid-liner-prisma-illya-prillya-anime-girl-laugh-gif-2755876130332749526

[signal hemlock]

fkin ojou sama but empty bank account

[keen mica]

see me get into debt within a month

[turbid grail]

true rich people experience

All the money is in the asset

[keen mica]

It's not debt
It's investments

[signal hemlock]

0 asset living on government subsidies

[turbid grail]

what kinda asset you got

[keen mica]

I have an antique motorcycle with years of history

it's a shitbox from 2011

[loud schooner]

How's your ass assets

[signal hemlock]

No ass, only smol c0ck

[loud schooner]

Then it should be rin gif, not luvia

[loud schooner]

How small

[signal hemlock]

asian

[keen mica]

How many mm?

[loud schooner]

How small

[signal hemlock]

Not gonna dox my cock

[loud schooner]

I have a motorcycle with a quick shifter display issue and a possible cooling issue

🙂

Temps hit 116 today

[signal hemlock]

Scales with surrounding temperature

[loud schooner]

I was going at 60km and it's not hot enough for it to do that yet

Coupled with the warning light

[keen mica]

Is 114 not normal?
Never thought about it tbh

[loud schooner]

Maybe the fan went

[loud schooner]

Fan turns on at 106

It tries to go under that

In summertime can expect 115

But it's not summertime yet, and I wasn't in stationary traffic

[keen mica]

Yeah that's a problem then
The only engine temp I know is when I drive through a flood and I'm covered with vapor after

[loud schooner]

Meanwhile this thumper did 2k kms just now + 14k I put on it aside from that after getting it at 10k and zero issues

Can't beat Honda

[keen mica]

24 C isn't even that high

[loud schooner]

Yea hence it's likely a cooling fan issue

Rather fortuitously, I'm going in to the shop in 2 days to get the quick shifter checked cause the sensor fucks up

So I have another issue for them to check at the same time

[lilac grove]

Rain doko

[keen mica]

My bike's shifter is also kinda broken
Well, it's either the gears or the clutch
It just turns off whenever it's idle and not on neutral
Even with the clutch engaged

If I have to replace the transmission again
That means I've had to do an engine change every year for the last 3 years

[keen mica]

Come to my place
It just rained this morning

[loud schooner]

https://youtu.be/yrgwEiX7Slc?si=qr8NwNd3v7AF3myc

[loud schooner]

Sounds like clutch is fucky

Adjust or replace maybe

[keen mica]

Faulty clutch would be the ideal issue
But I have some very heavy suspicion that the last person who installed my transmission didn't do it correctly
But too far to any shop that can handle that work tho

[loud schooner]

Damn

What bike is it even

[keen mica]

It's a d tracker

Not a lot of kawasaki places around me

[loud schooner]

Ah a kawa

[keen mica]

And normal shops usually only know Honda or Yamaha

[loud schooner]

Sell it for a Honda

[boreal jewel]

can you hold hands with a SO on your ducati?

like a little tappy tappy on the knee while glazing the road at 90 kmh

[signal hemlock]

Damn COVID stronger brother just got released

50% fatality

https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/hantavirus

[sharp venture]

must be nice to have rain

[woeful nebula]

it just started raining this month too

last year it started around March

[loud schooner]

Sure, but I don't have an SO

[loud schooner]

Infection vector not as widespread

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2052091309201211637

Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley)

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

X · May 6, 2026, 6:21 PM

[signal hemlock]

[signal hemlock]

Then u remember who's the president of the US

Trump the plaguebringer, no safe distancing, no vaccines, hawk tuah on each other

[loud schooner]

RFK Jr did take that raccoon penis

[signal hemlock]

[signal hemlock]

Patient 0 of some undiagnosed plague

[sharp venture]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DXt7PP6EvSA/?igsh=MWh3bmRocXVrYzMwcA==

@boreal jewel

[boreal jewel]

when kaya JAGABISAKOL

[sharp venture]

pack it up unc it ain't funny anymore 🥀

update your dictionary

[serene sun]

[serene sun]

You wish it were as contagious as Covid

[sharp venture]

oh that article just appeared for me too but didn't read it

what's the mode of transmission?

[signal hemlock]

Smelling rat shit

[sharp venture]

oddly specific ok

[signal hemlock]

Transmission of hantaviruses to humans occurs from contact with contaminated urine, droppings or saliva of infected rodents. Infection may also occur, although less commonly, through rodent bites. Activities that involve contact with rodents such as cleaning enclosed or poorly ventilated spaces, farming, forestry work and sleeping in rodent-infested dwellings increase exposure risk.

[boreal jewel]

wtf but still tho. imagine the sound

[serene sun]

If this shit were as contagious as Covid you’d get another Ebola like scare

[signal hemlock]

covid was because the ccp kept it as a secret before reporting it

[serene sun]

Covid was just extremely contagious

[sharp venture]

I remember Ebola scare but I don't think it got really far

how fast the strains add up were crazy too

[signal hemlock]

All it takes is for hentaivirus to mutate

[serene sun]

That’s just how virus work

[signal hemlock]

And the world is cooked again

[serene sun]

Especially at that speed it spread

[sharp venture]

I'm one of those super asymptomatic infected

[signal hemlock]

the job market is bad? Double it and pass it to the next year

[sharp venture]

asymptomatic and didn't pass it to anyone in the house while unconscious about being infected

[signal hemlock]

Got covid while in the military cus I took his car

[sharp venture]

I can see a chance of it being like Leptospirosis

not like covid

since the acquisition of the virus is very conditional

[boreal jewel]

Got covid twice

[wind pecan]

[boreal jewel]

First one fucked me up for a year, Second was nothing

[signal hemlock]

wfh

But I'm unemployed, so fkkk

[boreal jewel]

my pay was better during that time

20% increase lmao

[woeful nebula]

[boreal jewel]

also free hotel

[proper cosmos]

Lets all quit our jerbs

[signal hemlock]

covid I was serving the military, went to study cs and AI spawned, about to graduate job market doodoo

[meager dust]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2052168973064806718

Astro 🦊 (@AstroFops)

↪️ Replying to @AstroFops

If you're worried about hantavirus, take a deep breath and do two things

1) Don't inhale rodent droppings
2) Chill out. Not everything is a crisis and even if it is, being anxious about it won't do squat. Unplug, unwind, and focus on what matters to you 6/6

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 6, 2026, 11:29 PM

Oh, that's pretty easy then

[woeful nebula]

a i failed 1

[signal hemlock]

Don't sniffa da rat shit

[woeful nebula]

too late

should've called it hamptervirus or something

[signal hemlock]

Will human to human transmission be caused by sniffa an infected person shit?

[proper cosmos]

Sniffa

[woeful nebula]

this thread needs a hero

[signal hemlock]

Has the WHO perform the test yet?

I just realized, u can become a super spreader if u fart in a populated area

[loud schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dance-gif-4982762588848687194

[signal hemlock]

Low budget bioweapon

Undetectable by conventional means

[proper cosmos]

I got the hanta virus and i just drank a lot of milk

[sharp venture]

when is he Keeling over

[lilac grove]

til My First Story vocalist is younger brother of One Ok Rock vocalist

[mighty lichen]

Kenji ohba passed away?

[keen mica]

https://x.com/i/status/2052206789257478499

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X · May 7, 2026, 2:00 AM

Be the rocker programmer miku wants you to be

[proper cosmos]

Rocker

I hardly

[sharp venture]

oy vey

they know their audience lol

[keen mica]

honestly, really tempted to get a CB150X
but my bike has history with my dad, used to drive it around forests and shit
so I'm really not keen on replacing it
Also, I've spent 1/3rd of its price in services within 3 years that sunk cost fallacy is setting in
most of that service was because of me being an idiot

[proper cosmos]

Hang the bike on the ceiling

[keen mica]

Kawa makes good stuff, but servicing it in Indo is hard

[keen mica]

they just need to include striped stockings with the prize

[loud schooner]

Keep it and buy a cheap Honda that doesn't have fucked tranni

Or idk just fix the tranni

Keep the boy running

I think more or less Honda > Suzuki > Yamaha/Suzuki in reliability

[keen mica]

fixing the trans is work tho
and it still runs just fine tbh
that's future me's problem

[loud schooner]

Tru

[keen mica]

yea, hondas are rock solid and they have a shit ton of spare parts here

didn't know suzukis are that reliable tho
there's virtually zero shop for them here

[loud schooner]

I mean yea Honda's majority business is selling a million small motorcycles a year

[loud schooner]

All JP 4 is reliable aye but Honda just makes reliable and boring

And they don't understand electronics and features

Ish

Suzuki has some good value propositions out there and reliable

Yamaha and Kawasaki make some sportier things but a few more problems here and there I think

I kinda want to get a Yamaha next

Or a bigger Honda to replace my current one

[keen mica]

around here, it's practically either yamaha or honda

kawasaki is for their trail bikes and vintage stuff

[lilac grove]

get benelli

[keen mica]

and my D Tracker is genuinely a work horse
I've driven it through some awful decisions and it still ran-ish

[loud schooner]

Yea if it's from 2011 and still chugging it ain't gonna stop chugging

[loud schooner]

Theyve been QJ owned for like 20 years by now

[keen mica]

damn, Yamaha doesn't even sell their high CC bikes here
biggest they offer are the TMAX and MT-25

at least Honda and Kawasaki offer their higher CC bikes here

[marsh patrol]

Hi

[round narwhal]

Hiya

[loud schooner]

I will say I think all the JP brands are also overpriced now

Kinda, assuming buying new

[woeful nebula]

i only know Yamaha because of brass instruments

[sharp venture]

how's being a uni student

(ik wtf you've been up to, they don't)

[woeful nebula]

how's being a uni student
(idk what you've been up to, ciel does)

[meager dust]

How's being a uni student

(I don't know what is happening)

[keen mica]

shit, now I just spent half an hour looking at bikes
curse you gale

alright, I'm putting the Yamaha MT on my wishlist

[loud schooner]

Which one

[marsh patrol]

😹

It's been so busy lmao

Still a youkyan fangirl though

[main robin]

I love your newest assignment result, good luck luluuu

[marsh patrol]

Huaaaa

It's a lomba

💀

[main robin]

?!?! Holy

[marsh patrol]

But thamks mint

Yee..

[main robin]

Holy talking about lomba

[marsh patrol]

https://giphy.com/gifs/emoticon-holy-moly-qMeAAiwiq5Oi1sqZDu

[main robin]

I need to prepare myself mentally for this weekend's drawing marathon too

[main robin]

Are you winning son?

[marsh patrol]

I dont think i will..

[marsh patrol]

Ooo

Drawing marathon?

[main robin]

Marathon komik in Jogja! Create a 12-24 pages comic in a 24-hour challenge

I'm into comic making since uuh 4 months ago

[round narwhal]

mint sensei

[marsh patrol]

OMGG

Tmrw im going to a comic making event too

We twinning

[main robin]

TWIN

[keen mica]

probably the MT-25 if I have the money
but that's a long way away
kinda saving up money for my masters rn

seems like that's specifically just an indonesian model

basically the MT-125 with a different engine

[loud schooner]

mt25 vs 125?

mt25 is sold in japan at least

[keen mica]

oh they have them there too?

just looked at their global website and it's not listed

[loud schooner]

yea

[keen mica]

it's closer to MT-15 in terms of features afaik

[loud schooner]

MT-25 and MT-03 are both sold here

Yamaha basically has the 250cc engine and the 03 engine which is

300 something cc?

here in japan and theres not a huge difference in perfornace

usually shares the same chassis too

but 250cc and under is cheaper here since it doesnt need to go through vehicle inspections

which costs money

[proper cosmos]

Its been 85 years since i saw lulu here

[loud schooner]

shes not real

wake up

[proper cosmos]

300 con cặc

Nothing is real

[loud schooner]

i have a friend who rides an Mt-25

cute lil bike

cheap to run and reliable

[loud schooner]

what features?

i thought they were fairly basic as far as models go nowadays

digital tacho and slipper clutch

EFI

[keen mica]

The 125 has TCS

[loud schooner]

oh nice

[keen mica]

also, I thought the MT-25 doesn't have slipper clutch
since they don't list it as their marketable feature
but apparently it does
it's just the European store that markets slipper clutch as a feature

[loud schooner]

im not sure what doesnt nowadays

[boreal jewel]

Yay 3 day off work

[keen mica]

hey, the flagship naked bike for honda here is the CB150X
and it somehow doesn't have ABS
while bikes costing half that do
so I'm not taking anything for granted

[sharp venture]

sugar

okay that bottom bit is cloudy because it's the lemonade

[sharp venture]

speaking of brakes

I drove my aunt's Raize and the smart brakes can mess ppl up

[boreal jewel]

Oh my lord

Honda navi is so fucking small

My bicycle is bigger

[sharp venture]

@boreal jewel @full moat

[loud schooner]

hey its rain

[loud schooner]

isnt that the point

its a minimoto

[boreal jewel]

I guess now that i realized kei(not BA) car exists

[proper cosmos]

https://fxtwitter.com/skyler_higley/status/2052091309201211637

Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley)

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

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FxTwitter · May 6, 2026, 6:21 PM

[round narwhal]

The white tsun!?

[boreal jewel]

https://x.com/chojangmandu/status/2052325506494894545

CJMD 초장만두 (@chojangmandu)

#slaythespire2
완벽한 검이다 리젠트
@Seic_Oh 님 모드 감사합니다
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X · May 7, 2026, 9:51 AM

[sharp venture]

rock

[serene sun]

[analog fulcrum]

https://youtu.be/JlkJjtKZRK0

[lilac grove]

wtf

that just appear on my yt home

[round narwhal]

what a name

[serene sun]

[lilac grove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WAh2X27oAgI?si=2mJE_HsdyJt199p4

[main robin]

give me money too

I need money

https://tenor.com/view/lunlun-るんちょま-ルンルン-にじさんじ-nijisanji-gif-7863909934913681162

[boreal jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVbtFP40E50

CRAZY HUMBURJER

[meager dust]

https://youtu.be/8e30fmeig7M

[boreal jewel]

I'm going to the cfmoto dealership later

And go home

[loud schooner]

what you getting

[boreal jewel]

I'm going to take a gander with 450sr

Also they also have peugot bikes so that too

[loud schooner]

450SR aint bad

the 450 engine is nice

270 crank twin

if you want to commute or go long id say the 450MT tho

or Ibex 450 or whatever its called

[boreal jewel]

I just want something you can use to go around vehicles in a tight spot that is not heavy like the 700s

[woeful nebula]

doesn't sound good at all

what if they didn't notice you and swerve in your direction

[boreal jewel]

Yeah 6-7% im going to eat shit

[woeful nebula]

can't you just wait it out a bit

[boreal jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/gakumas-hataya-misuzu-gif-16217115765693519672

[woeful nebula]

there's these motorcycle drivers who are trying to get a new time record then they end up crashing and lost more time than just waiting 10 seconds

[boreal jewel]

Honestly even in normal 40kph that happens too

It happened twice with me

Mf suddenly exiting out of their lanes with no signal

[loud schooner]

skill issue just dont crash

[woeful nebula]

aauh

[boreal jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/trickcal-trickcal-chibi-go-i-feel-so-levitating-float-gif-3645933683620055671

Then the driver be like it's your fault

[woeful nebula]

it is tho

could've waited 10s but you tried to squeeze through just to scrape someone's paint or mirror

or when i say imma turn left then they suddenly accelerate to pass before i turn instead of just going to the right

[keen mica]

This is why I have a trail bike
when I crash and scratch my bike, it "builds character"

[woeful nebula]

[keen mica]

I've crashed this bike like 4 times (in traffic) and I never had to worry about scratches
worst I had was my handlebar got bent out of shape

[boreal jewel]

Honestly same, you can just buff it out anyway

Or more excuse to put ahegao stickers on your bike like a normie

[woeful nebula]

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

https://cunnyx.com/0potecat0/status/2051978165946552394?s=46

けみ (@0potecat0)

ちび千奈「香名江〜〜ｯｯ！！！」

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CunnyX · May 6, 2026, 10:51 AM

[round narwhal]

haha stoopid

[woeful nebula]

🐘

[boreal jewel]

Haha im being cooked

For thos

[meager dust]

Hair

[boreal jewel]

Oh wait fuck gt650 looks better

[median talon]

work hard

Work sucks

[meager dust]

[boreal jewel]

Bro 650nk is the best so far

Cheaper than 450sr

Mt cost 20% more

[keen mica]

finally something we can agree on

[keen mica]

maybe it's cheaper because it's naked?
That segment is DYING in Indo
everybody wants the racing look

[boreal jewel]

What the fuck built in tablet

[keen mica]

damn

[sharp venture]

big ass screen

[keen mica]

everything has screens nowadayas

guessing that's an adv?

ngl, that looks REALLY flimsy

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

YACK EWWW

Also never heard agusta brand

I'd ride augusta tho

https://tenor.com/view/augusta-haha-augusta-laughing-wuthering-waves-wuwa-gif-16146478800734121650

[round narwhal]

real

[boreal jewel]

@loud schooner settling on 650nk. Sports with the comfort level of 450mt and cheaper, 350 usd cheaper

No discount for straight cash though so I'm thinking of payment installation

[loud schooner]

Yea sure

[loud schooner]

Very nice brand

Very premium

Very pretty

Do not recommend

[boreal jewel]

Because italian?

[loud schooner]

Electronics are cheap and china gets them for cheap so they slap it on

Good bit of functionality

[woeful nebula]

cheapney

[loud schooner]

Even for Italian it's unreliable lmao

[boreal jewel]

For seal

[loud schooner]

Don't buy a fucking peugot bike

[boreal jewel]

And the cutest of them all

Papio

[woeful nebula]

looks like it could be in a cars movie

[boreal jewel]

Sounds like the character i hate

Poppyio

[woeful nebula]

even has the eyes

[loud schooner]

Inyui buy yourself some gear

Proper gear

650NK has like what

60 hp?

70?

Get yourself a full set

Go gearmog the poors

[boreal jewel]

That's a lot of horses does 1 has still in love?

[loud schooner]

Gold sweep

[boreal jewel]

I ask for a test drive of 650nk

They'll contact me in week or so

Needs security deposit though

[loud schooner]

Just don't crash

[loud schooner]

What color you getting

But fr go get gear

Mesh with impact and abrasion

Boots and gloves

Helmet

Cheaper than skin grafts

Also I'm pretty sure the bike has adjustable suspension

Adjust it to your weight

[boreal jewel]

I think the only time im going full protection was during cycling

For motorbikes it's just open jaw helmet and jacket

[loud schooner]

A super high percentage of head impacts in moto accidents is to the jaw

[woeful nebula]

how fast do you usually go on average?

with usual traffic here it's like 50km/h

[boreal jewel]

Best i can sustain was 80 but i go full tweaker mode

[woeful nebula]

tweaker mode?

yeah usually it's 80-90 if no traffic

then it's like 120 on highway

[round narwhal]

120 with traffic

[woeful nebula]

[boreal jewel]

Basically im just looking around for potential stuff that will kill me

[round narwhal]

mood

[boreal jewel]

Om average, ph road is at 6-7 kph because of how traffic edsa is

[round narwhal]

i too often look for stuff that can kill me

[boreal jewel]

But on weekends it mostly comes up to 30 to 50

[boreal jewel]

Blue shift

http://www.cfmoto.ph/faqs/

Open this lmao

[boreal jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbY_451u7jM

[loud schooner]

Ah nice

Wait how bad are the roads around you

[boreal jewel]

normal ish, my route to work is kinda rough with open potholes and uneven

that thing you lift up so you can access the underside of the road

[serene sun]

Open potholes

[boreal jewel]

honestly if there is a 450 version of the nk i'd probably go for that

[woeful nebula]

me too but then i hop on ram and found out what i was looking for was always by my side

death is like the wind

[boreal jewel]

This exact thing

this was on 2025, but at present it's a hole now

lmao

[serene sun]

They didn’t bother covering it up?

[trim ibex]

It's normal in SEA

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

this route going to work is the roughest, dangerous at wrong time since you'd be crusing along with big ass trucks

and yeah they dont fix potholes normally lmao. it took them 3 years to fix one that almost broke my hand in EDSA

[lilac grove]

Why spend money covering potholes

When you can use the money for your own entertaiment

[round narwhal]

true

its my teammate all along

[meager dust]

Already paid taxes, they should fix it already

[proper cosmos]

@fringe oak do you have any good xianxia wuxia mobile game that isnt a gacha