Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

[keen mica]

I mean

Yaris should be able to reach 100 no problem no?

the top speed and acceleration might be slow, but if you're on a highway 100 definitely seems possible

[woeful nebula]

usually intern work is like if there is a mistake it can usually be resolved easily

if anything it usually makes the intern worry if they make any mistakes

[full moat]

it did that in 2 seconds

[loud schooner]

Is that fast there

[keen mica]

[full moat]

2 seconds

[keen mica]

yeah no that's not normal

[loud schooner]

Eh

If it's already at like 60

2 seconds

It's a light car

Seems doable

[full moat]

I dunno man the engine sounded LOUD

[keen mica]

I'm assuming they were on 30-40

[loud schooner]

Tbh loud is just loud

[keen mica]

post video

like those russian ones

then we'll judge

[full moat]

I dunno if my car has that

it has a front camera, but I dunno if it records?

its part of the 3D thing rather than a recording

[loud schooner]

Ah the byd

Butter your dih

[round narwhal]

butter my dih yourself

[loud schooner]

Can I use Diddy oil

[full moat]

yes, imagine me leasurely driving down the road and suddenly an old ass car nearly took my sidemirror out, before speeding away like a demon on wheels

[sharp venture]

still... I intern

I stoobid

[sharp venture]

I have the same work as employees just lighter work load than regular employees

if you wanted some context

[keen mica]

is it a tech comapny/division?

cause they're usually WAY more lax

[sharp venture]

I = 5 projects

Regular employee = >5 projects

[sharp venture]

I work at a bank's IT Dept

[keen mica]

it's not like traditional engineering where people actually DO have to check shit

[sharp venture]

see you didn't know because I don't divulge company data

[keen mica]

unless you're working on critical backend then no, I don't think it's that stringent
it SHOULD be
but it's still tech/IT so ehh
or maybe your bank is REALLY bad about security

[sharp venture]

it's a Malaysian Bank I can tell you that much

[woeful nebula]

yeah it usually just depends on how it goes

but they've probably done this a lot of times already

it's likely a template of projects for interns

sometimes it's just internal and it never really gets passed out

[keen mica]

Or they're incompetent
I'd like to believe the other option but you never know with IT

[serene sun]

You’re free labour so that shld be how it is

[sharp venture]

yea because I can't really just leave an unfinished project

[meager dust]

Useless bunch of bastards

[sharp venture]

it does get passed out

[keen mica]

you'd be surprised how common this is with intern projects here

[sharp venture]

ah no it's a personal thing

I can technically leave as soon as my time is up

[meager dust]

At least they gave you relevant things to do

[sharp venture]

but I finished it within my term

[meager dust]

My intern just told me do 3 different projects that barely has any connections with my degree

[sharp venture]

my team good, my bosses good

the company stingy

coffee give me your account details I'll get my pay from your acc

[serene sun]

[meager dust]

[keen mica]

I'll give you my account
I'll promise not to spend it on holidays

[serene sun]

1 more month of this and you’re back to Uni?

[keen mica]

Grok, translate

[sharp venture]

around 3 months worth of salary

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

not really after this I'm just waiting for grad since it's already my finals this Saturday

[serene sun]

Oh

[sharp venture]

I'll be playing games until grad

can't really apply for work until I get my grad clearance yet anyway

[keen mica]

you can't?

here, you can just apply right away
you can use a paper from your uni declaring you're done with your studies
just waiting for graduation

[sharp venture]

Idk tbh

[sharp venture]

that's the grad clearance

I still gotta wait for it

so I have a month of free will since I'm set to grad in July

[keen mica]

oh yeah, that's cutting it close

honestly, I'd try applying anyway

[sharp venture]

should I ping the uncs like Cab and Saito to make em feel old

[keen mica]

they don't usually ask for your grad certificates until the last round anyway

and most HR i've known don't really care as long as they have your expected GPA

[sharp venture]

y'all met me I was 11th grade now I'm graduating uni

oldies

Just like how Kuma is a dad now

[keen mica]

My friend already has 3 kids

don't remind me

[sharp venture]

chimatta has 2 now I think

everyone's oldddd

[keen mica]

I'm not old
I just graduated uni recently
ignore the fact that it took me 7 years to graduate

[sharp venture]

I'm genuinely curious abt the reason? is it okay to ask?

[keen mica]

mental health problems
and also had body pain so bad I would pass out daily
for 2 years

so yeah, it was rough

also covid closed down campuses
so I had to redo my thesis

[round narwhal]

its more common than you thought,no need to feel bad

[keen mica]

at least I wasn't the last of my cohort to graduate

tbf one of them got a job in Japan and just bailed uni

[sharp venture]

ohhhh glad you got out of the slump

[keen mica]

[sharp venture]

job in japan especially in tech will never be on my list

I don't wanna get overworked to death

[loud schooner]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DX1ZBXMjgN1/?igsh=cDlnaDBmd3Nyc2x5

[round narwhal]

nice virus

[sharp venture]

nice virus

[loud schooner]

Ah wait what's the embed nowadays

[sharp venture]

kk?

[keen mica]

does it give me free robux?

why is embedding stuff this hard man

[round narwhal]

lmao

[sharp venture]

kkinstagram

[loud schooner]

I thought kk stopped working

[sharp venture]

because they stingy now

[keen mica]

I actually had the option to
and a few of my friends took offers
but considering my mental and health conditions, getting put in a black company would've killed me

[loud schooner]

Anyways get Kuma to do this

[loud schooner]

Eh it's not that bad if you go to a nicer company

Don't work for rakuten

Avoid jp domestics

[keen mica]

why is it shot like someone is about to steal it

[loud schooner]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sharp venture]

I am a woman who will work in tech

[loud schooner]

There's a bunch of startups and shit too

[sharp venture]

I am very susceptible to power tripping

[loud schooner]

It's an album of 3 images idk why it's just this one

[keen mica]

also
why is the livery not matching to the giant ass waifu
not committed enough smh

[serene sun]

[serene sun]

how come 7 years

did you do post grad right away

[meager dust]

Aston machan

[sharp venture]

he said it above kuma

[serene sun]

oh

covid

[keen mica]

nah, undergrad
but had severe mental health problems
and had body pain issues for about 2 years that left me unable to leave my bed

[sharp venture]

I am thinking of getting my masters

I have a year to decide if I still want to

[meager dust]

No online class?

[serene sun]

do what

[sharp venture]

itasha prolly

[serene sun]

lol no ty

if i start i'll get a new livery once every month

[keen mica]

I didn't have any classes left
just my thesis
but it needed equipments from the lab, so I had to pivot to a new topic

[keen mica]

why would you need a masters in tech anyway?

[meager dust]

Kinda insane how I survived my uni years working on FYP also ongoing eye surgery

[sharp venture]

I want to do itasha but not on my car...

see I buy stickers from artists I like and happy when I get stickers but I never stuck it to anything because I don't want the thing I'll stick it to to get sticky and dirty...

[keen mica]

feels like one of those areas where masters don't matter

[serene sun]

i'd advise against that unless you rly cant find a proper job

[keen mica]

unlike trad. engineering

[meager dust]

True true

[sharp venture]

Just so I can have professional suffix and prefix in my name

[serene sun]

[meager dust]

IT wants the most is job/on hand experience

[sharp venture]

this is my coping mechanism about not being able to be Dr.

[proper cosmos]

@loud schooner https://fxtwitter.com/ellamaxxing/status/2050838770178728130

ella🌸 (@ellamaxxing)

**💬 31 🔁 1.4K ❤️ 29.1K 👁️ 250.4K **

FxTwitter · May 3, 2026, 7:24 AM

[keen mica]

honestly, if you want to, getting a masters in Europe would be ideal
cause they count masters as work experience there
so it wouldn't be a waste

[meager dust]

Dr. but your job in the end is a uni lecturer

[sharp venture]

Nawh

I'll work corporate

[proper cosmos]

But doctor, im pagliacci

[sharp venture]

I hate teaching, I'm not an effective teacher either

[serene sun]

ya but then you'll be in the eu

[sharp venture]

also I hate children especially adolescents

[sharp venture]

that's why I've been working on projects that were deployed in school system while being a student

[keen mica]

that's better than being in PH I feel

but yeah, masters for IT feels kinda useless

even in Trad. Engineering (mech, civil, chem, etc) they're kinda useless

unless you want to get into R&D and research

[serene sun]

Is ph that bad

[keen mica]

bruh

it's SEA

any western EU country is better than SEA

hell, there's a trending hastag in Indo about escaping overseas because the gov is so bad

[sharp venture]

depends on who you're asking I wanna leave but it's not as bad as other places if you disregard getting robbed by taxes

[keen mica]

true
but in my experience
people who have the money or skills to move end up moving
the brain drain is real

[sharp venture]

yea because they just get robbed and there aren't much opportunities here

otherwise if it's the ppl here is good because ppl are approachable

locations are very diverse (the change in scenery is very easy)

that's why muricans like it here, no matter how stoobid their questions are someone will def answer out of courtesy

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

to add cherry on top, sometimes the locals will even guide you directly just so they can get you off their back and off their conscience if shit happens to you

[keen mica]

americans like it there cause they get to feel what being rich feels like Ciel

[sharp venture]

that too but if they really clash with rich locals it's just coughing baby VS hydrogen bomb and they're the baby

[keen mica]

but yeah, when it comes to the people, food, culture, etc, most people don't have any issues imo
it's really just the government and lack of opportunities
not even opportunities as in they don't have jobs
more like they know they can make 10x working overseas with their talent

[sharp venture]

we spend too much hours in school too...

Idek why high school had to be 7:30-6pm

I got an extra hour because I was a business dept.kid not Gen Ed kid

[keen mica]

the fuck

[round narwhal]

the fuck

[sharp venture]

elementary my sched was 8:00-4:00

[keen mica]

that's just PH being shit ciel

I left school at 4 on the dot

[round narwhal]

my high school was 7 to 3

[keen mica]

hell, I was late for EVERY SINGLE DAY of my high school
still graduated no problem

[round narwhal]

???

what the actual fuck

[keen mica]

ciel, your schools are NUTS

[round narwhal]

did you also have to choose courses in elementary school

[sharp venture]

yea totally and a president thiught it would be nice to follow americans because he graduated Harvard and they had 11th and 12th grade

so they added two more years to the standard 4 years of high school

[sharp venture]

ah no

[round narwhal]

its a joke cause what is that hour

[sharp venture]

I forgot how my day went but I get an hour lunch I that cram at least

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

will you be surprised if i tell you extra curricular like club activities are not counted in that

[keen mica]

wait, you guys didn't have 12th grade in PH?
here it's the standard since......our independence I think

[round narwhal]

[keen mica]

6 years elementary
3 years middle school
3 years high school

[sharp venture]

no it's

Pre school = 2 years

elementary = 6 years

high school = 4years

then college standard = 4 years

[round narwhal]

huh

i only attend preschool for a year

skipped one year

[keen mica]

when do you start pre school?

or elementary school

cause we do have kindergarten, is that the same?

[sharp venture]

mofo if you spend 8 am - 4 pm as elem

and 8am - 6pm as high school do you thnk an extra 2 years of high school is necessary?

[round narwhal]

i started elementary at 6

[keen mica]

we start elementary at 6 years old

[sharp venture]

that's not even counting those unfortunate souls in Kumon

[round narwhal]

bro

dont remind me of kumon

[serene sun]

[round narwhal]

fk that

waste of time

[serene sun]

Kumon

Lol

[keen mica]

ok yeah, you guys are weird then
cause 12 years + pre school is the standard in a LOT of countries

[sharp venture]

(thank you mom for not sending me off to kumon)

[serene sun]

What’s so bad about it

[sharp venture]

it's useless

[round narwhal]

waste of time

[serene sun]

Is it

[keen mica]

lots of homework afaik

[sharp venture]

they give you basic math when you're already in high school

[round narwhal]

i just feel i dont particularly needed it

[sharp venture]

[serene sun]

I did Chinese abacus into arithmetics as a kid instead

[sharp venture]

I know this because my friend who was thrown into kumon used to ask me for help with her assignments

[serene sun]

Useful for westerners tho

[keen mica]

thought kumon was supposed to teach you advanced math and shit

[serene sun]

They clearly can’t do simple math even after hs

[round narwhal]

i was doing fine in math without it
but my parents still insist me to attend one

[keen mica]

that just sounds like a worse cram school

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

that's what happens when you turn your schools into shooting ranges what did you expect

[serene sun]

Why do you need to learn advanced math if your major doesn’t require it

[keen mica]

to go to competitions

[serene sun]

Advanced math kinda useless for everyday life anyway

Lol

[keen mica]

at least around elementary school

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

so you're an ex convict huh

[round narwhal]

no shit

[keen mica]

my friends who went to national math comps usually went to kumon too
so I thought it helps in that aspect

[serene sun]

Lol

[sharp venture]

see Kumon would've been good if it's Foreign language and shit but no

[serene sun]

my sisters and I mostly had Eng lessons

[sharp venture]

it's so useless lah

eng just spawned in my brain

[round narwhal]

learn english through games

[serene sun]

It won’t spawn in your brain if you live here

Chatting with others online in Eng is one of the ways I keep it from being rusty

[keen mica]

you guys don't have cram schools there?
feels like it'd be more helpful
cram schools in indo teach almost every subject as a package, so Kumon is redundant beyond middle school

[serene sun]

Never been to cram school

[round narwhal]

i mean i only attended kumon when i was in elementary

[serene sun]

I told my parents I didn’t need it

[keen mica]

I never needed it but my parents insisted anyway
same as soup
spent half of my time there teaching other kids instead

that or sleeping and playing games

[serene sun]

Asian parent things

[round narwhal]

lmao

[sharp venture]

cone to think of it my KR is so shit now since NijiKR dissolved

[serene sun]

You kinda need to keep using the language

[keen mica]

hell, I was sleeping on the floor during class
and I still had good grades
so clearly I didn't need cram school
but they still insisted

[serene sun]

To keep it from rusting

[keen mica]

that yeah

[sharp venture]

Def

[serene sun]

If I don’t chat online with y’all in Eng I think I’m gonna forget Eng jsut living here

[keen mica]

My JP used to be better but I stopped seeing JP media when I took a year break
now I can't read anything

[serene sun]

Just consume multilingual content daily

[sharp venture]

my jp is shit too because I only use listening and do not talk

[serene sun]

I’m now in cn chat groups too so my cn is slowly getting better again

[sharp venture]

my cn evaporated

my only "enrichment" are the memes I send to gale

[sharp venture]

this is funny because I can understand you but I will not be able to answer you

also JP and CN reading is so hard compared to me knowing how to read and write Korean in 24 hours

[meager dust]

真好

[keen mica]

I'm going to japan with my rusty ass jp in 3 weeks

[serene sun]

Jp is a joke

Compared to cn

[keen mica]

gonna be one of those annoying tourist

[sharp venture]

CN is a bitch when you have to speak it

[serene sun]

Speaking it is easy tho

[sharp venture]

intonation is a soooo important I mean

lest you start not making sense

[meager dust]

I still don't know how I survived that

[keen mica]

honestly, most languages are easier spoken
people just know how to read more because that's the easiest to learn

if you live in the country/area, learning to speak is WAY easier

[sharp venture]

I have to go back to mandarin classes and take HSK

because my HSK exam was halted due to covid and I never got back to it

[keen mica]

hell, I can speak in 4 regional languages
don't know shit about how to write them

purely from moving where I live

[serene sun]

I can’t write cn now

Been too long

I can read and speak just fine tho

[meager dust]

At least on simplified Chinese is fine

[keen mica]

at least cn typing suggestions are really good

[meager dust]

Traditional? I'm give up

[sharp venture]

funny observation I had was PH people seem like it's easy for us to pick up pronunciations of diff languages because of our language but our language is hard for other ppl to pronounce

[boreal jewel]

Damn

Can i get a horse too

I'll name him slop tosshio

[serene sun]

I can do both trad and simplified now

[sharp venture]

idk how my high school brain was able to store 6 languages and use it interchangeably

peak tism age I guess

aight time to get back to work wagies

[keen mica]

It's time for my afternoon nap at work

[woeful nebula]

yeah here you can apply right away with grad clearance

[round narwhal]

is that umamusu

https://fxtwitter.com/Zakuro_Shiro/status/2050908451698778564?s=20 @sharp venture @boreal jewel

柘榴シロ (@Zakuro_Shiro)

フィリピンに来なさい

**💬 648 🔁 14.7K ❤️ 108.7K 👁️ 6.97M **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · May 3, 2026, 12:00 PM

[serene sun]

lol i saw this on my fyp

[meager dust]

[sharp venture]

what is that accent I genuinely do not know

because of her accent I can almost hear fckng Russian

oh it's bisaya

yea those people have hard af accents

they're like the bo'ah of wo'ah of the the Philippines

[round narwhal]

[boreal jewel]

Haha bisakol accent

[sharp venture]

wearing a mask because I have a cough and I looked at a mirror man i can pose as an egirl

[meager dust]

Account where

[full moat]

awful quiet here today

[round narwhal]

ciel egrill arc?

[boreal jewel]

taguig ampota

[sharp venture]

the type of shit posers used to steal back in old socmed

[meager dust]

[round narwhal]

You look like someone who main sage in valorant

[meager dust]

[sharp venture]

REAL

[boreal jewel]

HAHAHAHA

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

wait y'all already saw me with blue hair no?

like way back

[round narwhal]

maybe,i dont remember

[full moat]

yeah not much traffic

[sharp venture]

"only cause you're here" typshit

istg if I don't get a job in this fuckass economy I would just pull a sykkuno

[meager dust]

Not enough exp

[round narwhal]

just be a vtuber

[sharp venture]

am I funnily stupid enough?

[round narwhal]

no need
just be stupid

[sharp venture]

will they want to watch me be a terrorist or me popping off

which would sell better soup

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

just be lokey at work

[serene sun]

Shock a pet on stream

[round narwhal]

garner fake sympathy from people in the internet

works everytime

[sharp venture]

no I love animals that's why I'm friends with you guys in the first place

I'm pet friendly

[serene sun]

Actually ya this is better

[sharp venture]

what would be a good sob story

[serene sun]

Cater for the saviours

[sharp venture]

How about you guys be my managers I'll pay you guys well depending on how much supacha we can scam off of white knights

[round narwhal]

its your job
you want me to do everything wtf

[serene sun]

He isn’t Claude

[sharp venture]

I'll make Soup AI

since we have NadGPT

[round narwhal]

also a good idea

[sharp venture]

I remember I used to change my hair color every year since 2022 (it's on my Twitter) now I can't dye my hair until I get a job In a company that doesn't give a flying fuck whether you have rainbow hair or nah

me with normal colored hair just amplifies my NPC energy

maybe that's a good thing

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

I'm free from deadline 1 and now Im just thinking of a sob story to feed incels in case

[serene sun]

Go join nijien

[round narwhal]

[meager dust]

Holostars is inviting

[round narwhal]

or holo

or phase

[sharp venture]

Not a bad idea actually but I don't have streaming background doubt they'll accept me

[sharp venture]

fuck no

[serene sun]

The trajectory is join nijien-> indie then leak about being bullied

[round narwhal]

so you can be in the same company as pippa

[full moat]

real

[sharp venture]

does my terrorist ass personality scream holo to you soup?

[meager dust]

[full moat]

you like league

[sharp venture]

I'm at the company building rn and I would rather fckng jump

[round narwhal]

HAHAHAHAH

[full moat]

thats holo enough

[round narwhal]

see? youre already working your sob story

[sharp venture]

I'm already getting bullied here you guys just need to do it publicly huh (I'll pay y'all when I make it)

[sharp venture]

I was an unpaid employee, I was studying at the same time you know, that's why I thought why not stream to earn some money

[round narwhal]

You have a talent for it

[full moat]

was it part of your college curriculum to do internship as part of requirements?

[sharp venture]

yes that's the standard bruh

[full moat]

thats what they made us do

[sharp venture]

a soup I have another story to add

"I used to be in an all girls class throughout highschool so I don't really know how to interact with the opposite gender"

only the first half is true obviously

[full moat]

I asked how much an apartment cost in mckinley just now

[sharp venture]

[full moat]

they said 30m

[sharp venture]

condo is 30/m cheapest

then I'll start dropping the Pinoy baiting clips

[full moat]

thats house and lot for other place but I guess its mckinley so shruggs

[sharp venture]

God I'm a genius

[full moat]

oh well

[sharp venture]

so this is what I graduated business dept. for

[round narwhal]

LMAO

[sharp venture]

istg if I start this shit and we make it

[serene sun]

Damn that setting makes me hurl

Good bait for most tho

[sharp venture]

right

[serene sun]

Now join a corpo for free clout

Then quit and claim bullying

[sharp venture]

if it makes you guys feel like disowning me it means it will work on the usual simps

[sharp venture]

why not stay in corpo and network until I run elbows with the big shots

[serene sun]

Nah

[round narwhal]

then collab with fellow "victims"

work everytime

[serene sun]

That corpo -> indie trajectory is easy way to not be a 2view

[sharp venture]

I'm not as evil as the bird... genuinely can't find it in me to start shit like that

[serene sun]

Being in corpo only works now if you’re in holo

But who knows

[sharp venture]

I am multilingual enough I guess?

[serene sun]

Maybe one day your mc server gets taken away from you in holo

[sharp venture]

@trim ibex please save holostars' MC server

[serene sun]

Join nijien -> indie is the best cause niji has a lot of pre existing haters alr

And do what soup said

Have a victim get together session for max effect

[sharp venture]

not Be indie, mingle with corpos, join corpo, go back indie?

[serene sun]

[trim ibex]

How

[round narwhal]

fund them la

[serene sun]

Fund them sphere

[sharp venture]

literally just give money

Or

[loud schooner]

Just start a agency, sphere

[sharp venture]

you can fund me and we can start our money printing business with me as the vchuuba mascot

[sharp venture]

yea and hire me

and Gale who used to be a vtuber

[trim ibex]

Sound like a lot of work

[sharp venture]

Just give me a model we already have the sob story and shit

right soup

[loud schooner]

Sphere your job is being from a rich family anyways

Just hire a general manager

[trim ibex]

I might as well follow my friend invitation and invest in Plave

[sharp venture]

PLAVE good

go

[sharp venture]

Gale

we're talking about me being a vchuuba

am I stupid enough to be funny?

[loud schooner]

Uh

Coin flip

20-80 chance

[round narwhal]

lmao

[loud schooner]

It's a fucked up coin

[serene sun]

Gale rmb my friend who was looking at getting the zx4rr

Now he’s looking at cb-1

[sharp venture]

I dunno if I should take it as an insult or a compliment

[loud schooner]

Kinda yea

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

the bike?

[serene sun]

Ya

[loud schooner]

The really old cb-1?

Does he know how to work on machines

And bikes

[serene sun]

Lol no

[sharp venture]

cb looks nice all things considered but why cb-1 specifically

[serene sun]

He likes the look

[sharp venture]

that explains it

[loud schooner]

Well he's rich so he's fine i guess

[serene sun]

It’s gonna be a glorified prop in his house anyway

[loud schooner]

Why not just get a cb400SF

It's the same fucking thing

[sharp venture]

Harley and triumph make good props tell em

[serene sun]

Lol someone said the same to him

He hates the Harley

[loud schooner]

Oh right mantlepiece

[loud schooner]

That's not a Harley

What?

I'm confuse

[serene sun]

That’s for Ciel

[loud schooner]

I am hurt inyui in confusion

Die bitch

Ah

Why out triumph in the same category as Harley

[sharp venture]

gale forgot his meds today

[loud schooner]

Harley and Indian are the same

[serene sun]

He found some mint 1989 cb-1 for sale

[loud schooner]

Triumph actually makes nice bikes here and there

[sharp venture]

because it looks nice lah

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

so looks nice prop too

[serene sun]

Damn shit’s older than us

[trim ibex]

Need to start grinding

[loud schooner]

Indians look better than Harleys imo

They also ride better

They're also just better

Wouldn't buy any tho

[sharp venture]

give me a model and I will

[loud schooner]

I have spent the last 200km riding down a highway with every fucking manner of headwind and crosswind and tailwind and north wind and updraft and whatever the fuck lmao

[trim ibex]

Just start with png or stick figure

[loud schooner]

I am tired

I have ub

Like 2-3 hours left to go to get home

Fun shit

[sharp venture]

bad wind got into his nostrils

[loud schooner]

Literally the wind is yanking my head and my bike around

[round narwhal]

gale when are you going to play wuwa
we have bike and mech,all the things you like

[loud schooner]

And I'm on the 400 so I don't have as much power anyways

[serene sun]

Fz6r looks nice

[loud schooner]

So the headwind makes me even slower

[sharp venture]

me when my helmet visor is not down

[loud schooner]

Ciel the winds are like 45km/h

[sharp venture]

it's like I'm a bobble head

[loud schooner]

The winds are faster than sierras scooter

[sharp venture]

Ik

[loud schooner]

I thought you weren't ever going to ride a bike

[serene sun]

I’m not

[sharp venture]

gws

[serene sun]

But the bike talk in my group got me looking at the ones they mention

Lol

[loud schooner]

It's always tempting

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

But I don't start a game that's already ongoing

Also more money for bike this way

I did watch the new patch tho

Mech fight and corrupted ahh children

[loud schooner]

Loved galactic prince

[sharp venture]

I need to keep up with lahai roi

[loud schooner]

I've also spent the past 3 days when I'm resting from riding ragebaiting a trumper

And he finally snapped at me so I banned him

[sharp venture]

pog

lemme see

[loud schooner]

A good use of my down time

Ah maybe later

Bro was a dummy

The kind to play devil's advocate and go well actually there's all of these things and it's just a difference in perspective

[serene sun]

Trumper

[sharp venture]

@ soup my first cover song will be We are Charlie Kirk

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

But he's stupid

[round narwhal]

[loud schooner]

He's also ex military, military police

[serene sun]

Lol

[loud schooner]

He said he knows how immigration works because he used to inspect trucks coming into base

And that's the same thing lmao

[sharp venture]

...

tf?

[loud schooner]

He supports a militarized police state and he wants to become police

[loud schooner]

Yea he's a dumb cunt

[serene sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238854575847378996/1471447634907627585/about-3-2-characters-via-seele-v0-9g28kuoze1jg1.gif

[loud schooner]

He bought an R3 for 9k USD from a dealer

That's a 5k USD bike

[serene sun]

Lol

Damn I want to be that dealer

[sharp venture]

see this is why martial law fucked up PH back in the day

[loud schooner]

And he tried to talk about how he's smart financially

[meager dust]

Uh....huh

[loud schooner]

I asked him what the benefit to trumps rhetoric about taking over Greenland and Canada was since it just fucks over alliances

And he said there were a lot of answers to that but he didn't know which one to pick

And when I urged him to pick any he didn't have any and tried to blame me for arguing with him when he just woke up (it was 4pm)

[analog fulcrum]

So he dont know

[loud schooner]

And then he said yes ok I'll just say what you want to hear

So I bullied him for 3 days

[loud schooner]

Yea see that's the annoying part

Being a trumper is whatever

Happens a lot

But pretending to be smart and actually being a dumbass but refusing to admit it

Literally the worst

If you have beliefs at least stick to them

[sharp venture]

dyk that here in PH there's a prejudiced stereotype view regarding ppl taking up criminology recently

that they're dumb as bricks

I think that's for him

Diba @boreal jewel

[loud schooner]

Yea see

Inyui hates poor people but at least he sticks to it

[round narwhal]

HAHAHA

[boreal jewel]

kept reading dyk as dyke and yes this is true

[boreal jewel]

[loud schooner]

Also rammers later

[sharp venture]

can do

@ soup join VC we'll formulate the persona

[round narwhal]

lol

[sharp venture]

went back to epe last holiday because I wanted pewpew and I ain't touching valorant

[serene sun]

You shld play sf6

[sharp venture]

it's like epe is my lesser evil

[sharp venture]

buy it for me

[serene sun]

Since you’re multilingual
Maybe you will get invited to the k4sen

[sharp venture]

I have SFV can play that until I get 6

[sharp venture]

well shit u right

I can also pull an RPR

ride off someone's coat tails no?

happy to say I'm still a terrorist in epe

[round narwhal]

youre always one

[sharp venture]

it's my branding bro

but I'm faster at rotation now

still a loot goblin tho

we should try going back to epe at least once from experience it's not that bad rn

[serene sun]

[round narwhal]

no

been ages since i touch fps

[sharp venture]

but pew pew fun

oveewat is ded lobby

I played because friends wanted to, we switched games because queue took so fckng long

[meager dust]

FPS campaigns

[serene sun]

[meager dust]

Can't handle multiplayer

[sharp venture]

I'm the opposite I can't handle fps single player

attention span cannot

fck I saw this again

I will never get over this

[round narwhal]

i can show them one

the black prof snape

[sharp venture]

OH HELL NAH

The black L

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

imagine getting the pastiest ass mofo and removing his key feature

[full moat]

I really thought they'd go with Dafne Keen for her, but I guess not

[round narwhal]

its so funny dude

and im not even trying to be racist

[sharp venture]

no cause L is pale af because he's prolly anemic af from not sleeping and prolly also fckng diabetic no?

[serene sun]

Wait did they cast a black dude as L

[sharp venture]

yes

[serene sun]

Dafug

[full moat]

its netflix so

[round narwhal]

yeah lol

[serene sun]

???

[meager dust]

William Dafoe tho

[sharp venture]

Willem Dafoe as the Reaper sure

[serene sun]

He looks like ryuk anyway

But that’s not L

[trim ibex]

Where is my black Misa

[woeful nebula]

misa from blackpink

[serene sun]

Don’t make me puke sphere

[sharp venture]

funnily enough

that Mia Sutton girl is Misa

[turbid grail]

problem is the actor is the gorgeous man ever but they make him play an incel

[sharp venture]

there's no Misa Amane, she's replaced by Mia Sutton

[turbid grail]

while knowing full well the right wing viewer gonna eat him alive

[sharp venture]

Mia Sutton sounds like the random English names those chinese short dramas give the characters

[boreal jewel]

You know what's the game for you?

Slay the spire 2

[sharp venture]

I'm not so sure abt that

also buy it for me I'll try it

[boreal jewel]

next week

pao and you

[keen mica]

just get STS on your phone
so you can play at work

or balatro

[round narwhal]

wtf

why you never sponsor me anything

[keen mica]

be my discord kitten

I'll give you all the games you want

*provided it's under $2

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

Im already a cat

Give me money

[serene sun]

doesnt pao alr have sts

[keen mica]

cats are icky
I need a kitten

[sharp venture]

Lol my bitch ass literally doing the sign of the cross when being told to send sign off docs to the bosses

okay I got a "good job" reply

I dunno if my heart racing is the iced coffee or nerves

[boreal jewel]

Best i can sponsor is a godlike in dota 2

https://tenor.com/view/gakumas-hataya-misuzu-gif-16217115765693519672

[round narwhal]

i see how it is

[serene sun]

feeding godlike?

[sharp venture]

I hate having nose irritation, the area around my nostrils are so irritated it looks like it's sun burnt when it's not, and it fckng stings

[boreal jewel]

maybe next time when sts3 comes

[lusty finch]

https://vxtwitter.com/Zakuro_Shiro/status/2050908451698778564?s=20

柘榴シロ (@Zakuro_Shiro)

フィリピンに来なさい

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 3, 2026, 12:00 PM

inyuicore

[boreal jewel]

im gonna go bahasa filipino here

[sharp venture]

soup just sent that lol

[loud schooner]

Why are drivers so shit at driving here too

[serene sun]

as bad as the taxi drivers?

[loud schooner]

High winds today so some roads are crosswindy as fuck

But why are these mfs in cars driving like pussies

[proper cosmos]

Not enough down force

[loud schooner]

It's not as if the car is gonna be yanked around laterally

Meanwhile my head is going side to side (side to side)

What a fuckin decision this was

[round narwhal]

iine

[proper cosmos]

Left side right side

[loud schooner]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ky__uWCQduQ?si=6tqP8cJ0SIVN2zYB

[proper cosmos]

Wish that were me

[boreal jewel]

We're just gonna buy a microwave for my friend's place

[proper cosmos]

ok rich fuck

[keen mica]

Are they even that expensive these days?
Saw one discounted to $80 just the other day

[proper cosmos]

ok rich fuck

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

I remember having an absurd microwave talk with some ppl here

[keen mica]

Was it mik?

Probably mik

[round narwhal]

absurd and mik always go together

[sharp venture]

yea

Mik microwaves his cereal

I love how y'all deduced who that fast while I had to scroll through search

[serene sun]

lol

[keen mica]

It's a stupid talk in this channel

Of course it's mik

[serene sun]

it sounds like something mik would do

[loud schooner]

@sharp venture @round narwhal @boreal jewel @fringe oak @woeful nebula

aram

[woeful nebula]

badminton

not available today

[loud schooner]

i dont think we touched upon it much but mick deadass said he would move to america if he starts dating some girl

incredible decision making

[woeful nebula]

I'm sorry myaaaa

[serene sun]

ya i rmb he said that the other day

[sharp venture]

just finishing a jantama game

okay hopping

[woeful nebula]

looks techy

[round narwhal]

114

[woeful nebula]

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

@round narwhal are you dead

[round narwhal]

bro

no prompt

[main robin]

Someone help me

[proper cosmos]

no

[boreal jewel]

Are you really in that group chat?

[round narwhal]

just leave?

or are you enjoying sitting on the chair

[main robin]

I'm gonna wait, who wak will respond to, me first or sier

[boreal jewel]

[main robin]

Is Wak care about me or sier more

[meager dust]

What kind of love triangle shit is this

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

https://cunnyx.com/chiuchiup/status/2050978201715855513?s=46

Chiu (@chiuchiuP)

Today was very fun, I explained to my friend that taking pictures with plushies is a bit of a trend and she got very excited! When I explained that there is an international community she asked me to tell her all the comments www

**💬 5 🔁 8 ❤️ 102 👁️ 1.9K **

CunnyX · May 3, 2026, 4:38 PM

[round narwhal]

why theres stupid in the pic

[sharp venture]

punchable istg

[pastel coyote]

Honestly would buy

[fringe oak]

im on bish @loud schooner

[sharp venture]

we got new spoon sister update gng

[boreal jewel]

are you guys done?

[woeful nebula]

looks tasty ngl

it's just shaped into cake form right

looks difficult to eat tho

[fringe oak]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3nSIR5Zg5zU @loud schooner

[boreal jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i2Kocv2Ta3E

[fringe oak]

gosh damn it

[boreal jewel]

????????

[sharp venture]

finally spoony popping off

[fringe oak]

[fluid coral]

Fatfuck

[fringe oak]

idk how to play this season of tft

[sharp venture]

best set the one with heartsteel

[boreal jewel]

I just realized there are people who can't understand gps/maps

What do you mean you missed the left turn when the nav is telling you to go left with a signal that also has the left light

[serene sun]

You’ll be surprised how many of these ppl there are out there

[sharp venture]

that's common tho

[keen mica]

Yeah sometimes the GPS just sucks

[sharp venture]

I'm more surprised that you just found that out

[keen mica]

"turn left"
Buddy, there are 3 lefts here and you're not telling me which one to pick

And yeah, sometimes people just suck at reading it too

Which compounds the problem

[sharp venture]

I don't like listening to "in 300m turn right" because I don't know how much 300m is

[keen mica]

That

But I also don't like having a phone screen on my bike

[loud schooner]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakozaki_Junction

My favorite confusing asss junction

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

https://youtu.be/yusBtUG7NrU?si=BCJ7oyd3ROF0JRVf

Can someone confirm

Oh wait this is just that one fancam kpop argument that went racist

[meager dust]

I don't think we went far enough

Seems pretty mild tbh

[trim ibex]

That drama is funny af though

Remind me of Milktea alliance drama

[boreal jewel]

prob was, it's just that one turn lmao, there are no other way within 200 meters

[woeful nebula]

continue straight but the road is closed

[keen mica]

"turn left" but the road can barely fit one person

[woeful nebula]

slight left then turn right

[keen mica]

one time they told me to drive through someone's store

[woeful nebula]

[fluid coral]

There's a lot of that case too no?
They told you to go drive through a cemetery

[keen mica]

in Google's defense
it was like, a small road converted into a store

[serene sun]

Lol ya that happens

[keen mica]

bruh they told you to die

that's some found footage ARG horror shit

[fluid coral]

Rather than the ghost and shit
I felt like it's just miserable to drive through a cemetery area because the dirt in these places usually are the type that easily stick on your tire

[loud schooner]

Certificato homo

[serene sun]

[trim ibex]

They once straight up take me to boarderland without cellular coverage to save 5 minutes

Gale is ready for offpk

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

legit, if you 100% trust google maps in SEA, you're gonna die

[serene sun]

Constantly changing?

[loud schooner]

@carmine garnet hi

https://youtube.com/shorts/9NmEpYNIHP8?si=4U3g7BgdERPvU5CS

@full moat

Buy this

[full moat]

when I get the money

[proper cosmos]

Buy it

[carmine garnet]

Mmm?

[round narwhal]

Hi

[sharp venture]

SEA bros : naval and political wars over islands

also SEA bros: you don't bully my fellow SEA country fokin plastic face

[keen mica]

Do we even have actual political wars within asean?

Oh right, Thailand

Outside of land wars though, I don't feel like we fight over islands

[serene sun]

[round narwhal]

Only people who can shit on SEAdogs is fellow SEAdogs

[keen mica]

Indo and Malaysia had a dispute over border islands
But that just came down to a vote and they chose to join Malaysia

[round narwhal]

[keen mica]

https://x.com/i/status/2051341080013230512

Nintendeal (@Nintendeal)

Steam Controller goes up in about 20 minutes: https://t.co/VqCcnXzvgJ $99

X · May 4, 2026, 4:40 PM

Damn

And people were complaining about the price too

Bunch of rich mofos

[serene sun]

[round narwhal]

blame scalpers

it should be legal to stone scaplers to death

[serene sun]

Aren’t all the first party rollers ~ this price range now

[sharp venture]

bitch I remember we fighting Malaysia for Sabah

[serene sun]

They deserve to die

[loud schooner]

Why you on Twitter

[carmine garnet]

Wha

Oh

Why not...?

Touring is nice

[loud schooner]

This mf the first to like my tweet

My biggest fan

[sharp venture]

you viewed my IG story early in the morning too like 4th viewer

[boreal jewel]

thats actually decent

[keen mica]

Compared to stuff with similar specs, yeah

[boreal jewel]

compare to what im looking at

[keen mica]

A bit pricier than the Xbox elite but more features

[boreal jewel]

the touchpad feature is such a game changer

[round narwhal]

https://x.com/ele_super_bean/status/2051371263159869472?s=20

Ele 🌱 (@ele_super_bean)

My face when in 2030 I'm playing Uma Musume global and Still in Love just came out but the localizers changed her name to "Still in Friendship" because romance between Uma and Trainer is icky and problematic media

X · May 4, 2026, 6:39 PM

[sharp venture]

kill

[serene sun]

lol

[sharp venture]

bear is drunk on main

better drunk than Nad

[carmine garnet]

Time to follow your route... Except I need to get a bike license first...

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

soond

[woeful nebula]

best i can do is a bicycle

[boreal jewel]

tuk tuk sahur

[woeful nebula]

[serene sun]

🥀

[lilac grove]

https://x.com/CentroLeaks/status/2051500913081164031?s=20

Centro LEAKS (@CentroLeaks)

An official Pokémon Center is coming for the first time to Thailand! Pokémon Center Bangkok will open this year!

X · May 5, 2026, 3:15 AM

bangcock

[woeful nebula]

[meager dust]

Cock

[serene sun]

Pao how long is a game of domekeeper usually

[woeful nebula]

uh depends on map size

[serene sun]

Oh

[woeful nebula]

smallest is maybe 20 ish minutes

[serene sun]

There’s map size

[woeful nebula]

the large ones are like around an hour

[serene sun]

It’s a roguelike right

[woeful nebula]

roguelite i guess

you can progress/get better for next run

[serene sun]

Meta progression stuff?

[woeful nebula]

not sure tbh i only played a couple of games

i haven't tried those guild assignments

there's like special modifiers and stuff

and those can unlock permanent upgrades for you that you could toggle on or off

[serene sun]

Guild assignments?

[woeful nebula]

it's like stages with different win conditions and modifiers

[serene sun]

Oh

[woeful nebula]

i think one of them was like all controls are inverted

[serene sun]

Thought there’s guilds in this game

[woeful nebula]

nah not that

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

Decent bike

Good prices used probably

[proper cosmos]

Im used

[keen mica]

Yeah, There's a 250 variant at my office
And it's generally popular for people who like the aesthetic

Not a lot of people buy the ones about 300cc tho
No point in Indo

[proper cosmos]

300 con cặc

[loud schooner]

Yea but the 650 is a 4 cylinder too and comes with e clutch now which is handy

[meager dust]

Aice

[keen mica]

It's also 10x the price

[round narwhal]

Aice Aice baby

[keen mica]

Man, seeing all these new fancy bike features make me want a new bike

Mine doesn't even have ABS

[boreal jewel]

Let's hike in mount jawa

[round narwhal]

the creature from star wars?

[serene sun]

Time to buy a new bike like Gale

[keen mica]

No I don't want to get possessed

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Mine's practically an antique these days
Kinda hard to let it go

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

I've had so many offers from coworkers to buy it

Cause they don't make my model anymore

[fluid coral]

Funny enough, it's the same name yea

In english they call it java though

[sharp venture]

jabba?

[round narwhal]

jabba the hutt

[boreal jewel]

The hot

🛖

[round narwhal]

oh so youre into that kind of thing

[sharp venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jabbathehutt-starwarsmay4-flirt-gif-4118870

Inyui is into chuds huh

[serene sun]

Get inyui the princess cosplay

[round narwhal]

lmao

[sharp venture]

cute

[boreal jewel]

Wtf

[sharp venture]

but i prolly would barf if I eat that

looks too sweet

[boreal jewel]

Watch out for plankton

[round narwhal]

lol

what if ciel is working with plankton

since shes a karen

[serene sun]

Where’s squidward

[sharp venture]

eaten

[boreal jewel]

Not beaten by the....

Sea bear?

[trim ibex]

Would love to try one

[woeful nebula]

one of each

[round narwhal]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sea-bear-spongebob--k01KQVWW61BHWYB4PDWV6TH1H2V

damn cant find the searhino gif

[trim ibex]

Krabby Patty is enough

[boreal jewel]

man imagine if sierra is here

[serene sun]

fancy

[sharp venture]

God I'm so productive at work today

another project sent for sign offs

am I the best slave or what

[round narwhal]

yes

i wish i have a slave like you

productive and unpaid

[lusty finch]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-brother-this-guy-stinks-this-guy-stinks-spongebob-gif-12941826619780731259

[serene sun]

I'd like to hire you ciel

no pay tho

[boreal jewel]

i cant

fucking stream

[lusty finch]

I've been feeling like shit the past two days

Maybe I got too excited with wak

[boreal jewel]

do you happen to miss someone

LMAO

[lusty finch]

I miss you

[round narwhal]

whatchu streaming