Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

[median talon]

That's why I want to relocate to the Dubai office

[meager dust]

no life, but big money

[median talon]

Cos they get such cool projects

[serene sun]

not the right time for dubai

[median talon]

U know what bullshit I'm working on rn? Fucking nursing shit

[keen mica]

again
missiles

[serene sun]

unless you want to end up as ingredient in the next dubai food item

[median talon]

Like expansion of strategies into markets

[meager dust]

through unpaid slaves, indeed

[median talon]

No they're PAID

the consultants there are earning $100,000

Wdym

minimum that's an assoc salary

[keen mica]

I assure you
what you're doing is way more meaningful and useful
than anything they're doing at Dubai

[median talon]

What I'm doing is using chat gpt

[serene sun]

[median talon]

LMFAO

LIKE

[meager dust]

[serene sun]

and you're whining

[median talon]

THE VICE PRECISENT OF APAC CAME ON

[keen mica]

and yeah, anyone working as consultant for the arab states is paid big

[median talon]

And he was like you all need to learn to use chat gpt

[keen mica]

yeah that tracks

[serene sun]

mbn of your job to be accepting of ai

[median talon]

It still is crazy work though

And I hate how dependent it is

[serene sun]

if i see anyone in my place using ai i'm firing them frame 1

[median talon]

It's kinda salely

[meager dust]

time to appreciate what you have

[serene sun]

fking having patients come in and tell me chatgpt told me this alrdy triggers the fuck out of me

[median talon]

Bro. McKinsey nav has our own in house AI

They literally encourage all associates to be ai fluent

[keen mica]

the entire point of consultants is to SELL to your clients that they have a good idea

[median talon]

And I think they spend like 20% of the budget on AI

[keen mica]

yeah cause that makes investors and their rich costumers hink they're cool

it's literally all theater

[median talon]

I really hate it because clients are actually satanic demonic creatures

Like just no respect

I had an oil deal

And I sold it

[loud schooner]

this is the worst time for dubai lmao

[median talon]

Like I literally set up the sale

And they flaked the fuck out 3hrs before just cos

[keen mica]

ikr

[median talon]

"project scope changed. Pls cancel"

[loud schooner]

mick is still fuckin retarded

more news at 10

[median talon]

So I had to ring up everyone on the fucking team

Explaining these guys just weren't vibin

[fringe oak]

hopping on rn

[loud schooner]

are any of us surprised that mick was gonna come in and whine tho

when he said he was becoming a consultant everyone here was like

oh thats a dumbshit useless job

and thats a terrible idea

[keen mica]

nope

[loud schooner]

and the hours are bad

and now it turns out

its a dumbshit useless job

and the hours are bad

[serene sun]

expected tbh

[median talon]

They don't even have the courtesy

To like tell me before

[keen mica]

BRO

[loud schooner]

so about the NDA

lmao

[keen mica]

WHAT ARE YOU POSTING

[serene sun]

bro

NDA

[median talon]

I just saw it cancelled and was like what the fuck? I made the sale

[serene sun]

delete that shit

[round narwhal]

idiot

[serene sun]

[median talon]

Oh

[loud schooner]

mick you are fucking retarded

[round narwhal]

jfc

[keen mica]

WTF MIK

[serene sun]

holy fuck dude

[round narwhal]

cant believe you can be even dumber

[sharp venture]

....

[serene sun]

we are not the only ones in this discord dude

[median talon]

I CENSORED IT

WDYM

[loud schooner]

no you didnt lmao

[serene sun]

........

[keen mica]

IT SAYS THE COMPANY NAME RIGHT THERE

[lilac grove]

its not

you highlighted it

[lilac grove]

not censor it

[loud schooner]

mick you are so fucking stupid

[serene sun]

i fucking cant

[pastel coyote]

Bruh

[keen mica]

brb gonna make some stock trades

[loud schooner]

i wouldnt hire you if i had to chose between you or a fucking dog

[keen mica]

at least when I leak my work info
it's about how we use the word "cum"

not INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS DEALS

[loud schooner]

you are overpaid and retarded

[median talon]

LOOL it's not a due diligence project

[median talon]

That's the life of every consultant man

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

In one of THE most HOTBED area currently

like holy shit

[serene sun]

my sister wasnt retarded

[loud schooner]

my sister wasnt retarded

but then again she managed to actually get into mckinsey before ai

you are just

so fucking retarded

like you went full retard for the 10th time in your life

[serene sun]

cant believe what i just witnessed

[keen mica]

Mik you're so lucky we're not snitches

[median talon]

WHY

it's not due diligence

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

IT DOESN'T MATTER

[median talon]

THEY CANCELLED IT

[loud schooner]

you are

so fucking

goddamn

retarded

[keen mica]

THE FACT THAT THEY CONSIDERED IT THEN CANCELLED IT IS BUSINESS INFO

THAT TELLS ME WHAT THEIR BUSINESS PLANS ARE

[meager dust]

🍿

[pastel coyote]

Did they not make you go through those training videos about corporate secrets

[sharp venture]

brother i work at a fckng bank and i'm telling you you weren't supposed to show those

[serene sun]

dude..

[median talon]

Yes they're making us take compliance exams and everything like I said

On the weekend...

[keen mica]

the fucking unpaid intern is making more sense

[serene sun]

the fact that you are arguing here tells alot

[median talon]

we're all so stressed

[serene sun]

[median talon]

LOOL I'm just saying but I'm careful not to leak anything that's actually going to implicate

[loud schooner]

still retarded you are

[meager dust]

you could just...not send the doc

[median talon]

No we all have to take compliance

[loud schooner]

mick you think nobody else is stressed in this world?

i work with stressed people

things are fucked up

[keen mica]

clearly the training ain't working

[pastel coyote]

Niji cord is new war Thunder

[meager dust]

i kinda stressed post work, but it doesn't mean i gonna send company code to this server

[loud schooner]

im putting out fires for the next 5 months

but you are

so fucking

goddamned

retarded

and we keep on telling you

dont do this

this is retarded

and you keep on being retarded

and you keep doing retarded shit

and going no im not retarded

my guy

you are retarded

[lilac grove]

okay looked at the logs (already delete it again)
mik did censor it, but only his name

[median talon]

DAMN

[loud schooner]

and you are very privelged to be this retarded and still be alive

[keen mica]

he posted shit about Qatar oil
in the middle of Hormuz crisis
legitimately WORSE than War Thunder

[loud schooner]

you are such a fucking retard

[meager dust]

damn it, my chance to do insider trading

[median talon]

It literally doesn't say anything except Qatar oil btw

[loud schooner]

i dont even mean this as an insult

[fringe oak]

^

[median talon]

Like that's it

[loud schooner]

you are just retarded

[fringe oak]

the client name?

[median talon]

No?

[loud schooner]

see

you are still being retarded

please stop being retarded

you are too privileged to be this retarded

[median talon]

I'm not saying who the client is...

[loud schooner]

you dont say any of this stuff lmao

you never post a work related screenshot of anything

[median talon]

ain't really gonna get far

[loud schooner]

mick stop being retarded

[median talon]

ANYWAY

[keen mica]

MIK, THAT WOULD BE WORLD NEWS

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

we have his name anyways

so the censor sucks

[median talon]

Wait really

[loud schooner]

we literally have his name

workplace

and can snitch

that he is being retarded

and talking about work deals

but he is too retarded to realize this

you are a fucking retard

[meager dust]

is this your first job

[loud schooner]

i would ask for a refund for the probationary period if i ever hired you

[median talon]

No

[serene sun]

[lusty finch]

okay i look away for half an hour and we have a 2nd incident of leaking company documents in hyperbolic??????

[serene sun]

mick shld play war thunder

[keen mica]

I'm still laughing at how Mik thinks what he posted isn't a big deal
and that it wouldn't make the news

[loud schooner]

wait did someone just censor me for him

or is my discord tripping

[lusty finch]

janny powers

[loud schooner]

tbh its lagging from me streaming and me calling him a retard 24 times

[median talon]

I AM NOT SAYING OTHERWISE LOL

I'm just saying shit be stressful too

[meager dust]

[median talon]

Not even comparing myself or anything. I just feel exhausted

[keen mica]

tbf I'm 100% sure you are way more stressed than me Mik
my job's pretty comfy rn

[median talon]

The plan is to do 3 years and bounce

That's everyone's girl

Goal

[keen mica]

and yea, it's fine to vent
just don't post any work shit here ever again

[meager dust]

even being a software engineer, yeah your job is definitely worse

[median talon]

I don't know if my fellow associates will make it

[meager dust]

at least i get to rest in the weekends

[keen mica]

right?
it's called consultancy hell for a reason

[serene sun]

why are you caring about others

[median talon]

What is your sister doing now

[serene sun]

playing padel

[median talon]

Give me some hope it's worth the 9 to 9s

[loud schooner]

yes and you are retarded

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

and have the worst security sense known to mankind

[serene sun]

she quit her job alr

taking a break

[keen mica]

where DO you bounce after being a consultant anyway?

[loud schooner]

despite your dad specializing in it

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

hire me as QA i won't let you rest on weekends

[serene sun]

she was head of strategy in an investment bank before this

for apac

i'll say as much

[meager dust]

i'll fucking kill you

[median talon]

My bosses literally have an alumni network if u wanna see it

But many try to get into private equity

[serene sun]

to her it was worth it

she rly enjoyed her job

[loud schooner]

shut the fuck up retard

[median talon]

My friend was like "they pay 4 million a year there" like $400k

[loud schooner]

stop talking about work

[serene sun]

but at the cost of her marriage being sacrificed i guess

[median talon]

IM NOT

That's just where consultants go in general

[loud schooner]

just shut the fuck up

[serene sun]

no surprises

[loud schooner]

you dont deserve to be trusted

[median talon]

Kinda the same for my friends

Right now I have some co-workers who are struggling cos can't meet bf gf and stuff

[meager dust]

it is offduty friday night, i don't want to think about j*b

[serene sun]

her husband is nice enough thankfully

lol

but my sis is kinda a free spirit so

[median talon]

Oh

[keen mica]

yea, some people REALLY love the high performer lifestyle
can't make it personally but good for them

[lusty finch]

me when my manager asks me to learn/try something over the weekend

[serene sun]

she can technically retire now anyway

[lusty finch]

yeah fuck that lmao

[median talon]

LOOL

[median talon]

I don't know

I think it might get to me

[meager dust]

kill them

[median talon]

also Japan high performing is still low performing anywhere else

[serene sun]

my sis enjoys the luxurious life so she kinda needs to earn that kind of money

[median talon]

I checked my expenses and it was literally just food

[serene sun]

she plays so much padel now

its expensive af

[keen mica]

it is?

[serene sun]

even flew to malaysia for a tourney

yes

[keen mica]

it's one of the more cheap hobby here

[serene sun]

when you play multiple time a day

even when she travels she plays around the world

[keen mica]

okay yeah that's expensive

[meager dust]

you should increase your expenses, like buying stock

[serene sun]

shes actually so fucking addicted

and because of it shes so tanned

couldnt even recognize her recently

[median talon]

My expenses chart

Wait I cropped it shit

[keen mica]

buddy don't give him any idea
not at the current market prospect

[median talon]

I already do

[meager dust]

i don't wanna know too much about your expenses lmao

[median talon]

I'm not really supposed to

[keen mica]

damn, mik has a kebab truck

[serene sun]

not the right time if you dont knw what you're doing

even my sister's getting burnt

lol

[meager dust]

damn, you got a truck

[serene sun]

she's a dumb ass when it comes to these investments

[keen mica]

Right?

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

wtf is that truck mik

[median talon]

Legal team said it's like insider trading if I buy more stock

I should probably sell it before they get mad

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

I mean
yes

[pastel coyote]

Huh

[keen mica]

if it's a deal you or your company is handling

[serene sun]

..

[keen mica]

it's not as strict in my country tho so everyone does it

[median talon]

LOOOL

[keen mica]

they just keep it low

[serene sun]

arent you all from indo or smething

[median talon]

We had whole sessions on it

[serene sun]

isnt investments banned or smething

[median talon]

they say it's fucking serious in Japan and shit

but I had these before I worked so it's different

[loud schooner]

yea but mick is retarded remember

[serene sun]

its serious in most places yes

[median talon]

It's not like I'm intentionally buying new stock

[keen mica]

Legit had a friend working for the central bank talking about insider trading with his portofolio

[serene sun]

[median talon]

LOOL

[round narwhal]

im done head feels like splitting

[loud schooner]

gg

[round narwhal]

gg

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

and yes, it is a VERY serious thing
but I live in a shithole 3rd world country
so corruption is usual

[median talon]

I mean

[serene sun]

lol

[loud schooner]

did you miss out on mick being retarded

[median talon]

It happens in America

[serene sun]

i hope he did

would make his headache worse

[round narwhal]

thats everyday

[keen mica]

america is also a shithole country

[loud schooner]

no he was extra retarded today again

[round narwhal]

mick identity is being retarded

[keen mica]

so that doesn't prove anything

[serene sun]

japan is also a shithole

theres even more nepo shit here going on

[round narwhal]

beside the one where he posted nda stuff?

[loud schooner]

naw thats the one

[round narwhal]

i saw that

[loud schooner]

oh theres so much dumb shit lmao

[median talon]

I think the saddest part about Japan is the wages

[loud schooner]

theres a new cybersecurity thing called JC star

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

hell, I think America might be more of a shithole than indonesia
cause at least we have cheap healthcare here

[loud schooner]

and for my field its communications devices in inverters and batteries and shit

[serene sun]

so much rubbish i just roll my eye now and move on

[loud schooner]

that need to pass this JC star cert

[serene sun]

lol

more certs?

holy fuck

[loud schooner]

and its mostly just to force out chinese makers more

[keen mica]

the past few months have been tough huh

[median talon]

[loud schooner]

and i was talking to a guy today that was like

[pastel coyote]

Oh it's the battery banks ban on planes right

[serene sun]

ya

[loud schooner]

look man no way the japanese government doesnt let chinese makers get it in the end

[serene sun]

past few years actually

[loud schooner]

they'd have no batteries

thats stupid

they wouldnt do that

and im like

[median talon]

People always want something to blame

[loud schooner]

ahahaha

yea

no way they wont do that

haha

[keen mica]

LMAO

[serene sun]

i blame myself for being born japanese

loss the gacha

[keen mica]

yea sure
they'll be sensible

[loud schooner]

yea they totally would give chinese makers this because they will not have batteries

hehe

haha

yea

[loud schooner]

fuck no i dont sell small shit like that

[median talon]

You probably won the gacha overall though compared to everyone else

[serene sun]

win some lose some i guess

[median talon]

Like in Japan I mean

[keen mica]

at least you're not from SEA kuma

[median talon]

like god damn I have access to doda and people's salaries n shit

[serene sun]

[median talon]

And it's just sad

[serene sun]

true i guess

[meager dust]

[serene sun]

quite an eye opener when i compare finances for similar jobs in sea to elsewhere

think my job gets paid peanuts in most places

[median talon]

I compare myself with america as all my fam is there and my brother also got new grad sal at $80k, but when I hear about my Japanese friends making nijuman shinsotsu

It's just wild

[keen mica]

there's a reason why a ton of people from Indonesia go to work in Japan

[median talon]

But salaries here suuuck

You at least could say COL was low

Now it's rising too

[serene sun]

compared to the rest of the world

its rly a lot higher

lol

[median talon]

Maybe I'm too American

[serene sun]

our cost of living is actually not too bad compared to alot of other first world countries

lol

[median talon]

Or Australian

[loud schooner]

yes you are white retarded american

[median talon]

Australian

[serene sun]

you're too australian

[median talon]

LOOOL

I'm not even either

But mentally maybe I u am

[keen mica]

yeah but your japanese salaries go way further
and you won't be in medical debt

[median talon]

maybe

[serene sun]

[median talon]

I just hear my Aussie friends doing really well

[serene sun]

you dont want to fall sick in japan

[median talon]

I have been sick for like a month now

[serene sun]

unless you can afford to get into a private place like mine

lol

[median talon]

the naikas suck

[serene sun]

i dont trust most hospitals here

all dogshit

[median talon]

But I went to a prober jibika

Oh my god I hate Japanese naika clinics so much

Actually useless

[keen mica]

I'll give Indonesia this
if you make decent money
It's generally a relaxed place to live
you can buy a house, have a family, healthcare is cheap, etc

[serene sun]

a lot of new residents i heard are so incompetent

[median talon]

they don't check you up they listen to you speak and then just toss u meds

[median talon]

Yeah LMFAO

[serene sun]

i can prob do their jobs for em

[median talon]

Hire me

[serene sun]

for what

leak company secrets?

[median talon]

LOOL

[serene sun]

[median talon]

I'll consult for you

[serene sun]

dont need

lol

[median talon]

Let me circle around here to create pipeline

Let us discuss YOY!

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

you'll be sued for medical malpractice kuma
not worth it

gonna get ChatGPT to prescribe meds

[serene sun]

lol if the case gets to me then its quite a severe case tho

i just let my goons do the work

im way past that slavery now

[loud schooner]

if i ever hired you i'd slap my HR for hiring a fucking retard

[median talon]

We should really pressure-test that assumption. Let us not boil the ocean here

There's clear value to unlock here

[serene sun]

ok ai

[median talon]

Let us align on the north star to generate this pipeline

[median talon]

Ay I passed 6 rounds of cases

[serene sun]

i'll align my fist with the north star

[signal hemlock]

I just backread this entire convo, can any mod like wipe the entire chat for the past hour just to be safe

[median talon]

Just sayin

[signal hemlock]

[median talon]

LMAOO

[loud schooner]

yea thats the slapping part

[median talon]

Bro jokes aside. I know what I sent and it was nothing confidential

[sharp venture]

anything work related is considered confidential unless it's the most basic thing that even a highschooler knows

[loud schooner]

see this is the issue

you do

stupid fucking things

and you get told this is a stupid thing so just dont do this

but you are the right combination of retarded and confident that you refute that all

but its just a stupid fucking thing to do

[keen mica]

just looked it up and my government insurance is somehow better
and it costs like $8

[serene sun]

lol

[signal hemlock]

Anything on the work pc stays on the work pc

[median talon]

it in my phone

[serene sun]

tbh it might be bad here but not as bad as american healthcare

collusion max

[keen mica]

yea that one is a nightmare

[serene sun]

even the fking ambulance is expensive there

[keen mica]

legit makes it impossible for me to ever live in the US

[median talon]

I feel like everyone complains about American healthcare but I'd you have a good employer, it's honestly alright

[serene sun]

thats the thing

its all collusion max

[median talon]

Like American healthcare is at least more practical

[keen mica]

just take an uber to the hospital

[serene sun]

if you're employed

lol

if you arent you're sol

[signal hemlock]

If ur unemployed u just die

[serene sun]

its fully powered by insurance collusion

[keen mica]

even if you're employed, if you get any serious disease, you're FUCKED

[serene sun]

how is that good for the masses who arent lucky enough to hold a job today

healthcare is supposed to save, not profit max

[keen mica]

and what you get is literally 200x the price of the same treatment anywhere else

[loud schooner]

god do you think this is a cute thing to say

[keen mica]

like, if you get a kidney issue, even with insurance, that's >$20,000

[serene sun]

even having it in your phone is kinda sus alr

[keen mica]

the insurance WILL fuck you over even if you have one

and they still pay more per treatment than the rest of the world

actually fucked up

[serene sun]

ya

[keen mica]

I would literally go medically bankrupt in a few years there
even if I have a $100,000 salary

[serene sun]

[signal hemlock]

Just don't fall sick

[keen mica]

true

hustle more

[median talon]

I mean

[keen mica]

take that advice mik

[median talon]

It's all dependent on your employer

[keen mica]

you're not hustling enough if you have a cold

[median talon]

I'm huslin

Bro

I got a ping from my gcal

I have more client meetings

ITS 11:09 PM

actually kms

[keen mica]

you still have tiktok on your phone

clearly you're slacking

[median talon]

LOL

[loud schooner]

mick please stop posting screenshots of things

[median talon]

I barely use ot

[loud schooner]

you will leak shit again

[signal hemlock]

Lol Chinese spyware in phone

[median talon]

it's a number

[loud schooner]

please read what i just said

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

just stop making it a habit of yours

[median talon]

I BARELY USE IT

[median talon]

fiine

[keen mica]

that's not how spyware works Mik

[serene sun]

i dont have tiktok

[median talon]

I hate tiktok

But if I UN install it

My friends kill me for their stupid fucking streak

[keen mica]

the fuck is a tiktok streak

tiktok has battlepass now??

[median talon]

I have a pet streak named pekomari

Look I don't give a fuck about this either

I have to keep the girls happy it is what it is

I do NOT give a fuck

[serene sun]

[median talon]

That's the other streak creature

U can grow it

Shit competitive

[loud schooner]

lets review what mick's dad specializes in for work

[serene sun]

[median talon]

I already said it here

[keen mica]

this is one of those "I'm too old for this" moment

[median talon]

bro

My whole entire 22 year old ass doing this shit

like I'm too unc myself

But if I lose the streak I get crashed out upon

[serene sun]

tbh i thought mik would have gotten better after graduating

[median talon]

I mean I'm afloat

[keen mica]

tbf
financially he's doing better than me
the rest tho......

[median talon]

Can't say I love my job but I'm livin

[median talon]

No bruh Japanese salaries are so low

[serene sun]

shld you be saying this

to a bunch of seabros here

you knw thats many times their wage right

[median talon]

Ok maybe in comparison to america

[keen mica]

buddy, I make less than $1000 a month

[serene sun]

america

[median talon]

but yes. There's always something else out there

[serene sun]

dude do you knw how much more expensive america is compared to japan

[round narwhal]

Whenever i feel stupid i just need to remember mick exist

[keen mica]

although tbf, I make enough to have a VERY secure life here

[round narwhal]

[median talon]

[median talon]

Yeah col matters

[pastel coyote]

Cost of living

[median talon]

Ok just in terms of savings

[meager dust]

I'm blessed that I have some of cells

[median talon]

It's not ez in Japan either...

[pastel coyote]

When your dozen eggs are $5

[keen mica]

like, I can make down payment for a house rn if I want to

[serene sun]

its fine in japan

[median talon]

How

[serene sun]

if you dont spend on stupid shit

[median talon]

Dude more than $1000 goes to tax

I hate it

[loud schooner]

imma buy another motorcycle tmr

[serene sun]

dude i started with nothing and can still gacha like a shitter back then

[median talon]

baller

[meager dust]

Rich

[serene sun]

rich

[loud schooner]

your car is 10 motorcycles

[serene sun]

gale you shld spend that money on improving mik

[median talon]

LOOL

[keen mica]

Japan is like, one of the lowest COL first world nation out there isn't it?

[serene sun]

somewhat yes

the shit is that wages here arent growing with the rise

[loud schooner]

ye

[serene sun]

but its still considerably higher than most places

[loud schooner]

low CoL high QoL

[serene sun]

its rly not bad

[median talon]

Circling back to create robust frameworks to enhance cross functional coordination in fixing triage prioritization misalignment

[serene sun]

mik is alr earning quite a lot more than ppl

[loud schooner]

until like 4 years ago until CoL really started outpacing QoL

[serene sun]

and hes saying he cant have enough

[median talon]

Ok I'll tell I my salary if u want

[serene sun]

no

i dont want to knw

lol

[median talon]

Oh

It's not much

[serene sun]

ya its fine

[median talon]

Like u probably over estimate it

[serene sun]

dont need to knw

[median talon]

[loud schooner]

dont we know already

4k a month

[median talon]

U probably do

[loud schooner]

estimate bonuses

1k to taxes

[median talon]

wtf that's actually right

[keen mica]

yeah I thought you already said it

[median talon]

LMFAO

???

[loud schooner]

you literally just said these numbers

[keen mica]

what DON'T we know about you at this point

[loud schooner]

you fucking retard

[median talon]

did I?

[serene sun]

lol

you alr said multiple times

and hinted so heavily

[median talon]

Oh

[serene sun]

its so obvious

you can just reverse calc it

[median talon]

I can't do math I'm a consultant

[serene sun]

...

[median talon]

[serene sun]

you shld live in australia

ppl there cant do math too

[loud schooner]

you literally said 4k a month

i guess someone yeeted it for you again

[median talon]

They sit around and do jack shit all day

[loud schooner]

and earlier you said they will pay you 80k for masters

[serene sun]

[median talon]

oh

[serene sun]

kinda low for masters tho

tbh

[median talon]

That's not confidential though

they are proudly advertising that

[median talon]

I always wanted an MBA so to me that's very good

without it I wouldn't

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

its not about confidentiality, you literally just said it

[keen mica]

then why are you surprised we know how much you make???

[median talon]

Anyway

Japan cost of living is pretty nice I guess

[serene sun]

gale can buy bikes like new underwear

of course its fine

[median talon]

I appreciate the 600 yen bentos

Ok u have actual cars in Tokyo

Now THATS rich

[serene sun]

bought ages ago

[keen mica]

just counted
$80,000 is more than my boss makes in a year
and he's pretty up there for salary here

[serene sun]

i only have this r8 lol

[keen mica]

tbf
bikes are pretty cheap as far as expensive hobbies go

[serene sun]

i dont own multiple cars if you exclude the honda fit in my parents' place

[median talon]

That's for MBA sponsorship

That is NOT my salary

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

again, thats an expensive car

[median talon]

MBAs are expensive. 80k probably covers like a semester

[serene sun]

how long's the bond after that sponsorship

[keen mica]

like, there are middle class people here with multiple (basic) cars
and that's WAY more expensive than getting a fancy bike

[serene sun]

way cheaper back then

[loud schooner]

the annual running costs for an R8 is probably like 6 motorcycles

[median talon]

It's on exit

[loud schooner]

in terms of tax and shaken

[median talon]

Which is so weird

[serene sun]

thats weird

lol

[median talon]

You can earn it by hitting kpis

[serene sun]

[median talon]

Like they put it into a bank and u can redeem it

[keen mica]

a fancy bike is like the price of a medium car
it's not even close

[serene sun]

i guess

[median talon]

Can't touch it until after u do minimum of like 5 yrs

[serene sun]

i dont understand the scale of owning multiple bikes

cause this one car feels enough alr

[meager dust]

Mood swings

[keen mica]

unironically yes

it's a hobby
different bikes feel different
they're cheap enough to collect for most people

[median talon]

I honestly want a car just to go to costco

[keen mica]

that's all there is to it

[median talon]

I hate taking the train and bus to go get good lamb

[serene sun]

i have 3 bicycles

[median talon]

I have one and I don't need it

I was gonna sell it on jmty

[meager dust]

Bicycles are different, or...is it

[median talon]

Do u want it

[keen mica]

see?
motorbikes are just more expensive bicycles

[serene sun]

i custom built mine

i just get the stuff from tw

[keen mica]

fancy ones can cost more than a motorcycle

[median talon]

My bike sits in my closet

It's so funny

I don't have space for it

I want it gone

[serene sun]

how much is a motorcycle anyway

10-20k ea?

[meager dust]

Mountain bikes are different spec than let say normal bikes, so I can get owning different bikes

[serene sun]

i dont have a mountain bike

[keen mica]

10k is already really fancy motorcycle

[median talon]

I have a mountain bike

[median talon]

DO U WANT IT

Take mine

[serene sun]

i have a road bike

no i dont

lol

i dont do terrain biking

useless for me

[proper cosmos]

@loud schooner

[meager dust]

Shipping cost sounds like hell

[keen mica]

you can get a good one for like $5000

[median talon]

Look at this shit son

[serene sun]

besides 1 of my bikes was built for my wife anyway

[median talon]

I don't have space for it

[serene sun]

other one is just my cruising bike

[median talon]

I hate how much churinjo cost

[serene sun]

oh then ya my main road bike costs more than that

[median talon]

Tokyo isn't fun to ride around

[median talon]

Holy

[serene sun]

eh its decent

[median talon]

DAMN!!

[median talon]

I can't stand the parking

[serene sun]

lol

[loud schooner]

5k usd to like 20k usd for a really fancy one

usually around 1 mil

[serene sun]

i have a place for my bike in my home

since i live in the penthouse unit

lol

[median talon]

Tawaman...

[serene sun]

i mean i have the roof to myself too

[median talon]

I live in a nice part of Tokyo but they don't fucking have a god damn bike parking

[serene sun]

[median talon]

LOOOL

ACTUAL KANEMOCHI

[loud schooner]

yes we know you live in omotesando

[keen mica]

this is $11,000
and it's already overkill for most new biker

[median talon]

Wait did I tell that here too

[loud schooner]

why are you buying new anyways

[loud schooner]

yes

[median talon]

bro be remembering shit not even I know

[serene sun]

i thought bikes cost quite a bit more tbh

[loud schooner]

several times

you fucking retard

[serene sun]

yes you did bro

many times

you blogged about your entire experience here

[meager dust]

Didn't you like....discuss which area to rent, no?

[median talon]

LOOL

[keen mica]

just to show how much it cost
and I tend not to trust secondhand bikes in my country

[median talon]

OH RIGHT

[loud schooner]

buy used and its like 20% cheaper immediately

[meager dust]

And send an actual map while you at it

[loud schooner]

a decent used rebel 1100 here is like 1 mil ish

[median talon]

I mean I was also showing it cos I think I was annoyed about the owner

[loud schooner]

nice bike

[serene sun]

eh are used bikes ok

[loud schooner]

kinda boring tho

[serene sun]

used cars feel like scams

[median talon]

The owner refused me. Then my mom came and she's fully asian. So they let me have the place suddenly

[loud schooner]

yea>

[median talon]

LOL

[meager dust]

I'm not even a veteran hyperbolic chatter

[keen mica]

depends on your local culture
secondhand bikes in Indonesia can be 50/50

[meager dust]

Gambling

[median talon]

Is it like vietnam

When I was biking in Vietnam

Boy that was an experience

[keen mica]

but if the owner doesn't fuck it up, a secondhand motorcycle would do just fine

[loud schooner]

used bikes are fine

either you know how to work bikes and buy it private

[median talon]

I want to jmty a bike

[loud schooner]

or you buy it from a dealer and they make it roadworthy and give you a warranty on it

used cars are fine too

[serene sun]

i wouldnt trust you on a bike mik

[loud schooner]

id say only wanting to buy new is a rich person thing but a lot of JP people weirdly are against buying used tbh

[serene sun]

you're gonna be a road hazard like the cab drivers

[median talon]

I barely trust myself driving so

Yes

[keen mica]

I wouldn't trust you with anything with a motor on it mik

[serene sun]

guess im used to buying new

lol

[median talon]

LOOOL

Bro I got yellow flagged by cops before

[serene sun]

i still rmb you got lost in some forested area and posted a pic here before

[median talon]

Me

Damn

[serene sun]

asking us where are you

[keen mica]

and yeah, thankfully, even if your bike is borked, working on it is infinitely easier than a car

[serene sun]

cars are such a pain

[median talon]

To be honest I used to love trains

[keen mica]

legit I don't even want to have one if I can help it

[median talon]

But every day I commute on ginza line

I now hate trains

[loud schooner]

might get a car this year

[serene sun]

wow

[loud schooner]

got the money for it, just depends on how hot it gets this summer

[keen mica]

surprised you don't already have one

[serene sun]

bikes and car

[loud schooner]

yea fucker its gonna be a used hybrid honda fit

lmao

[serene sun]

get an r8 too

r8 buddies

[loud schooner]

or if i splurge

a used hybrid honda civic

[serene sun]

honda civic is prob better

[median talon]

Hell yeah

Splurge

🔥 🔥

I'm gonna save up too

[keen mica]

surprisingly, honda civic isn't that popular here
Honda fit IS tho
if people splurge, they get a toyota fortuner instead

think people just don't like sedan cars

[serene sun]

i dont like how the fit looks

[median talon]

Tbh I like just renting cats

Times car my beloved

[keen mica]

I mean
you're in Tokyo
as an office worker
you probably can count the number of times you need a car in a year in one hand

[loud schooner]

cant fit in my parking

[serene sun]

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who tf is this guy?

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[median talon]

how much parking do u have

[serene sun]

where did they find this dude

[median talon]

Costco

I want to go to costco

I want a car for that LMFAO

[serene sun]

just cycle

[median talon]

And also because I like going golf

[loud schooner]

none?

havent got a car so i dont have parking for one

[median talon]

Mostly I play the shit ass electronic ranges

But I wanna go to a real gold places

Golf

[median talon]

Oh

[serene sun]

golf

[keen mica]

just use amazon like every neet

[serene sun]

padel's replaced golf tho

[median talon]

Maybe for u all

I also love horseg

I wanna go to the horses

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

i loooove billiards

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X · Apr 24, 2026, 7:00 AM

@loud schooner your time to shine

[serene sun]

why gale

[median talon]

LOOL

[median talon]

What

Do u not like umas

Never been to the keibajo

[serene sun]

not rly no

i only like uma musume

[median talon]

I feel like it's right off passing for all daigakusei

They drag my ass to the keiba

[serene sun]

oh i rather go to the batting center instead

i didnt do uni in japan

[loud schooner]

my discord pfp

and i streamed with this dog pfp

[serene sun]

oh

[median talon]

Oh you kikokushijo

Rich ass mf

[serene sun]

[median talon]

Bro where do you just get these

[turbid grail]

he got it from me

[median talon]

I just missed my client meeting btw and they rescheduled

LMFAO

My ass was busy talking here

[serene sun]

get what

[turbid grail]

Mik please don't get fired because of us

[median talon]

It's all good they proposed tomorrow

I have to go set my alarm for 4 am...

[serene sun]

ok go sleep

[sharp venture]

TIL @boreal jewel

chef didn't know the dinuguan is blood

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X · Apr 24, 2026, 10:02 AM

[median talon]

WHAO

[median talon]

I need some hopium

Please tell me how long it took for your sister to leave and become a peddle partner

or whatever the game is

I'm gonna count down the days

[serene sun]

my sis rose rly quick tho

she job hopped alot

lol

[full moat]

aww its ogre already

[loud schooner]

his sister is also competent

[serene sun]

very much so

lol

[median talon]

How

[serene sun]

wdym how

headhunted

lol

[median talon]

I have golden handcuffs like

I legit can't switch out

Because my bonus gets paid out only after two years

[turbid grail]

Yeah that's the typical contract

[median talon]

If I want that MBA or whatever I gotta stay min 2

[median talon]

That's why I'm surprised

[serene sun]

my sister never bothered with the mba until so late

[turbid grail]

they usually tied you for 2 years

[serene sun]

lol

cause its kinda useless

[turbid grail]

some people just ignore it tho

[median talon]

It is but if they're paying I'm going

[serene sun]

her skills are all that matters

[median talon]

also it's my chance to pivot out of Japan

[serene sun]

not that piece of paper

[median talon]

[turbid grail]

I've been with this anime studio for almost 2 years now

And I'm debating job hopping

[median talon]

Hm

Do they take away shit if u leave early or something

For me it's just I don't get paid

[median talon]

She ultimately did it tho right

[serene sun]

negotiate a better package from the new place

very late

[median talon]

Yeah

[serene sun]

lol

[turbid grail]

If the next salary review session doesn't give me enough improvement imma be gone

[serene sun]

inconsequential when she did it

[median talon]

I'm also gonna

[median talon]

In Japan I feel it matters little

[turbid grail]

some place charge you a fine

[serene sun]

she did it only because they said she needed it if she were to become the next ceo

[median talon]

But my Hokkaido degree in america won't get me far

[serene sun]

[median talon]

And in america MBA does have weight

[serene sun]

but she ultimately chose to leave anyway

cause she hate the new bosses

[median talon]

LOL

Power move

Is she a csuite

Dayum

[serene sun]

ya

[median talon]

Must be livin the life

How old is she

[serene sun]

4x

[median talon]

Oh I see

Nice nice

[serene sun]

shes just enjoying work free life now

[median talon]

That'll be my future inspiration

[signal hemlock]

Is she single

[serene sun]

no

[median talon]

Retired early huh

[median talon]

He just talked about her husband LMFAO

[serene sun]

lol

[signal hemlock]

[median talon]

Tbh do u wanna leave Japan

I'm so mixed

[serene sun]

yes