Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

[boreal jewel]

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wi(l)d-screen bæddel (@NINtendo_maya)

Modding games in current day involves either getting punched in the stomach (gamebanana), getting kicked in the balls (nexus), or having your finger nails ripped off (discord)

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CunnyX · Apr 8, 2026, 11:06 AM

[sharp venture]

https://www.threads.com/@wwwfey._.1011/post/DW3vF_EgUh2?xmt=AQF0j-60UZ2qMcCGKt5dlMp2TVJWanSVdw4n0TVQMeNPA8nNeOg6DrDdJWwrYApmfoDifhrE&slof=1

@boreal jewel

I dunno how to embed threads

[round narwhal]

nice virus

cant believe mod post a virus link

smhmh

[sharp venture]

they 3d printed maimai machine body and used Keyboard switches for the buttons

[serene sun]

Fixthreads

[sharp venture]

yea nope

it's a whole diff site

[serene sun]

.net

Oh nvm

I think all deprecated

Lol

[sharp venture]

yea nuked

[boreal jewel]

One hard tap and that switch is gonna go hahaha

Kinda funny how primitive the "button" is on the arcade

It's just two metal pegs that contacts if you press

[boreal jewel]

Puyuuuuuutaingamo puyo

[round narwhal]

putang ina si optimum pride

[proper cosmos]

not even S

krill

[meager dust]

https://tenor.com/view/optimum-pride-optimum-meme-optimus-prime-gif-23775545

[lusty finch]

So

Apparently I've been eating too much at home

One of my shorts no longer fits

gg

[proper cosmos]

Pregnant with wak jr

[sharp venture]

Solo league Ciel is a specimen

[round narwhal]

you can say that again

[lusty finch]

Childbearing hips fr

[round narwhal]

solo ciel vs party ciel

[sharp venture]

the brain is powered on when solo

when inn party i act like trump

[serene sun]

Taco

[round narwhal]

Ciel
Always
Chicken
Out

Caco

[main robin]

Kyawaii 🫶

[round narwhal]

weeb

[main robin]

Kinda funny none of the top tracks and top artists overlap

[main robin]

Shut up gamers 😭 💢

[sharp venture]

weeb

[round narwhal]

Its all wuwa

[serene sun]

Same

Voyaging star’s farewell

[meager dust]

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence is a good movie

Very gay, very recommended

[sharp venture]

i use spotify and my youtube's history is turned off since a long time ago to minimize the probability of idiot dramachuubas appearing on my algo lmaoooo

[round narwhal]

i love torturing myself

[sharp venture]

ikr IRISE

[round narwhal]

im talking about aemeath song tho...

[serene sun]

It’s ok it’s prob my top too

[main robin]

Musume

[serene sun]

Ya it’s my top song

[sharp venture]

yea and IRISE adds to the depression

[round narwhal]

eh not really
i still wasnt that attached to them

in fact its probably me listening to them covering lynae song that makes them show up on the list

[serene sun]

Play 3.1 and then listen to voyaging stars farewell

The song prob doesn’t hit as hard if you didn’t play thru that

[round narwhal]

idk what am i supposed to look at

[serene sun]

Inyui is very happy

[round narwhal]

i see

glad to hear that

[lusty finch]

@round narwhal

So

Is npcs disappearing at firelink a thing

https://tenor.com/view/leon-s-kennedy-leon-re4-resident-evil4-wheres-everyone-going-gif-21604833

[round narwhal]

if its not a core npc such as merchant,yes

[lusty finch]

No like everybody's fucking gone lmao

The fire keeper, andre, the handmaid

[round narwhal]

can you ss the firelink

[lusty finch]

Wait

[round narwhal]

it might be related to the story

[boreal jewel]

Gale rider

[lusty finch]

Okay lemme just use my phone real quick lmao

[round narwhal]

lol

[lusty finch]

Funky ass game

[round narwhal]

did you fight another gundyr?

[lusty finch]

Naw

Just got to profaned capital

[round narwhal]

hmm so its the actual firelink then lol

[lusty finch]

Everybody got sick of me

😔

[round narwhal]

yeah i dont know then

[serene sun]

What did you do

[lusty finch]

I must've angered the gods

[round narwhal]

youre probably stinky

dung eater ds 3 version

[lusty finch]

Wtf

Okay yeah so i just had to reload my game

[round narwhal]

[lusty finch]

[sharp venture]

watched this https://youtu.be/tI_jtmkFC-8

then got autoplayed to this

https://youtu.be/s_PjikmvvDk

and holy shit this guy does a good job at sounding convincing

[sharp venture]

also this shit dark af

[boreal jewel]

There's a student in the bus chatgpting his assignment

But he's chatgpting wrong and it's giving the wrong answer

It's matrices

[lilac grove]

should've use claude

[boreal jewel]

He's not doing screenshot so it's breaking the matrix

[keen mica]

Sierra, I've finished this game like 6 times
I have never seen this happen

[keen mica]

Is he.... Describing the matrix?

How the fuck would you tell chatgpt how to do it without a screenshot

[sharp venture]

maybe it's just schizo moment annd we're getting roped in the schizo moment

[lusty finch]

Friendship ended with firelink shrine

[boreal jewel]

Straight copy paste the question

Fun fact this kid also exploded a can of cola on me and said nothing

[boreal jewel]

Find the determinant of the matrix below.

1
−
6
−
7
1
−
4
7
−
1
−
3
−
6
]
1
1
−1
−6
−4
−3
−7
7
−6
​
Kinda like this

[keen mica]

Bruuuhhhh

They're beyond help

[round narwhal]

finished watching both otagal and yami no tsugai 1st ep
damn this season has so many great anime

[keen mica]

Historically it's a pretty busy season yeah

Although these days I feel like seasons don't matter as much

[round narwhal]

idk,i said that because last season i ended up only watching both rocket sensei's anime and frieren lol

[boreal jewel]

Damn it's real

[round narwhal]

global is too late to the party lmao

[lilac grove]

https://x.com/PlayOverwatch/status/2042271655494357182?s=20

Overwatch (@PlayOverwatch)

There’s no mountain she can’t climb and no target she can’t reach 🧗

Shake things up with Sierra when she officially arrives in Season 2: Summit April 14 💥

X · Apr 9, 2026, 4:01 PM

@lusty finch

you

[round narwhal]

damn

sierra now will sing bow as a celebration

[lusty finch]

Kawari ni gera haku

Fuck i forgot genuflect is removed

😔

[sharp venture]

https://youtu.be/ZNScSFoBaS0?si=wyvX1k5o6gONmzH6

these Corp running streams are peak

[boreal jewel]

it cost money to download

damn you

[serene sun]

Eh how’d you make an account for quark

Lol

[boreal jewel]

i havent and realized it late i can use my sis' husband's connection to these offshore gambling to get a chinese number

[serene sun]

Also a lot of the mods are paywalled. Besides the few I shared

oh

Lol

Dafug

[main robin]

And the fact that none of the corpo side responded is concerning

[serene sun]

Why

[main robin]

Have seen it coming since 3-4 months ago, Astel has somehow given us hints here and there since then

[main robin]

They still run sales and haven't informed end of sale lol

Also no further response from Yagoo, bros the fact that no staff member has contacted them since the announcement (not even mane) is also concerning

[serene sun]

Yagoo is doing his best

[main robin]

Waiting for Hal Sachou to buy this branch (cope)

[main robin]

He hasn't met any stars talent since 2 years ago but has time to do a tea time session with the girls tho? I'm not saying yagoo is not on the talent side it's just there's something wrong here but I can't pinpoint it

[serene sun]

Trust me yagoo is doing his best

[serene sun]

Doubt he will do that

[main robin]

💸

The money is not there

Okane ga nai

[serene sun]

Not worth the buyout prob

Might as well just wait out the contract and redebut without debuff

[turbid grail]

everytime I went on youtube I see her ghost

[loud schooner]

https://carnewschina.com/2026/04/09/byd-partners-with-kfc-china-for-9-minute-ev-charging-and-dining-experience/

capitalism

[lusty finch]

Oh yeah i got mine

I'm surprised no orangestar or yorushika song made it up there

I guess it makes sense since i mostly listen to them through playlists rather than individual songs

[boreal jewel]

Me going to the cafe to "work from home" so i can save electricity and not perish in the oven (my room)

[keen mica]

Just found out I paid 4 times more for my flight to Japan compared to Ciel

it's so over

[keen mica]

thought that's pretty normal

[keen mica]

okay tbf
flights from Indonesia are already twice as expensive on average
and I'm traveling during busy season

Ciel's August, Mine is in late May

[serene sun]

Is May busy

Wait Ciel coming here during summer

[keen mica]

There's a long holiday in Indonesia during that

and all flight trackers I looked at said it's currently busy

[serene sun]

Which part are you travelling to

[keen mica]

Haneda

seems like all of May is expensive in general

[lilac grove]

Flight price also increased now

Due to avtur price

[keen mica]

yep. Just a shitty time to travel in general

at least I'm not flying through the middle east

all of the flights to europe are discounted like hell

[boreal jewel]

kept getting aemeath

wtf

ash wouldnt show up

[lilac grove]

Just go spark waltz

[sharp venture]

Hell no brother I ain't roasting myself

I'm going on October

August flights are cheap but ain't no way we are going to Japan during summer

I have enough heat over here already tyvm

[keen mica]

October is a more busy season

but it's still way cheaper than Indo lol

[pastel coyote]

I thought it wouldn't be hot for you guys compared to sea

[keen mica]

I'm seeing a flight here that is half my flight

[keen mica]

it depends no?
technically in summer, Japan is closer to the sun than Manila

[boreal jewel]

Imagine experiencing summer twice

[pastel coyote]

ah you meant it like that

I meant it like I thought you'd just be more immune

[keen mica]

a lot of my friends who've gone to South korea complained that it was too hot lol

although I guess we'll be more immune than someone from the UK for example

[sharp venture]

no bro

today Towers learn that I am a white variant of Filipino

@boreal jewel

[sharp venture]

humidity difference probably

[boreal jewel]

Ano nga ba yung term dyan

Rich skin tone

Babad sa air con type hahaha

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CunnyX · Apr 9, 2026, 1:44 AM

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[serene sun]

Oh ok don’t come during August

[serene sun]

Our summer is prob worse than what sea gets on a day to day basis

That’s the feedback from all my friends who came from SEA

[sharp venture]

real

we get the same temps but for some reason your summers seem hellish

as much as I want to experience summer festivals I'm not willing to experience the heat, the heat sucks

also @boreal jewel highstreet kinna empty, wonder why

[boreal jewel]

Prob too hot

[sharp venture]

itstnot that hot outside funnily enough

sun is glaring but windy

oh and c5 was so luwag this morning too

[loud schooner]

concrete

[sharp venture]

I live in the city full of concrete too but I think it's the heat waves?

[boreal jewel]

That fucking one area in

[loud schooner]

imma be honest

its genuinely all within like a few % of each other

[boreal jewel]

asakusabashi

[loud schooner]

for foreign visitor numbers by month

[sharp venture]

here the heat wave is not 1 blast so there's time for body to adapt

diba inyui, here it's not heat blast it's literal week whole heatwave

[loud schooner]

its basically around like 3.2 million to 3.9 million foreign visitors by month

[sharp venture]

prolly longer

[keen mica]

think the heat just feels different than what we get here in the tropics

[loud schooner]

april and oct will spike to 3.9 million maybe but otherwise the average month has like 3.4 million foreign tourists

its not that much of a difference

[keen mica]

damn, the variance is that low?

[loud schooner]

https://statistics.jnto.go.jp/en/graph/

for 2025 yea

[boreal jewel]

Actually depends din per area

[loud schooner]

it spikes spring and fall cause nice weather and sakura or red leaves

[boreal jewel]

Oh damn it's cloudy

[loud schooner]

and then it goes up again for skiing

its moderately slower in september because thats ass end of summer and still hot and the leaves arent in yet

[keen mica]

Would've thought times like winter and sakura season would be way more crowded
although now that I think about it
the popular tourist destinations don't seem to be seasonal

[loud schooner]

going by stats august is the best last year cause 3.4 million toursts entered + 1.6 million japanese fucked out of japan

[keen mica]

it doesn't really matter what month you go at when you visit akiba

[loud schooner]

the golden route is always crowded yes

[serene sun]

I fucked out of Japan in August

Every year I disappear in August

Except this year

[loud schooner]

yea but why visit akiba

i mean i know why people do but also

why

just shop online

cheaper

easier

[keen mica]

cause you're helping friends smuggle shit through the border while vacationing

[loud schooner]

shoutout to the one time a few years ago on the virtualyoutubers subreddit where i offhandedly mentioned how i buy my figurines secondhand online cause its cheaper and how i got some HL prize figurines that way and someone accused me of not supporting hololive and cover since i bought it secondhand

the fucking boot that is shoving the cock of cover up the rectum for some of these guys

[serene sun]

Damn Gale stealing from cover

Poor yagoo

[serene sun]

Same as Nintendo fans actually

[loud schooner]

if youre in akiba you're already through the border tho

[sharp venture]

my itinerary looks like a normal Otaku fieldtrip

[serene sun]

I see them say the same shit

[sharp venture]

lmao

[loud schooner]

yea cause you a basic bitch otaku prebuilt pc

[sharp venture]

dam...

I plan to go Hypnosis mic tour (visit the divisions) and Touken Ranbu tour (visit shrines that are accessible)

[keen mica]

I meant to carry it back home
but I guess you could buy online while you're on vacay

[keen mica]

I'm going in 30 days and I still have 0 itenary

[sharp venture]

oh and Yokohama for pictures because I'm a bungou stray dogs nerd

[sharp venture]

need itinerary for VISA I think

I dunno I've never applied for my own bs

[keen mica]

think I'll go to a big stationary shop

[loud schooner]

imagine not having visa free tourism

gg

[sharp venture]

my mom usually handles the logistics I just hop and go

[keen mica]

to look at pens I won't buy

[loud schooner]

yokohama sucks

[serene sun]

You need an itinerary for visa?

[sharp venture]

I dunno

[loud schooner]

(this is said by the gang that wants yokohama to get cheaper)

[serene sun]

Dive into Tokyo bay

[loud schooner]

moby dive your dick

[serene sun]

join the ppl sleeping under

[loud schooner]

how many days are you guys here for?

[sharp venture]

I'm not that much of a otaku yet

a week

[serene sun]

Joke flew right past Ciel

[sharp venture]

so I separate my tours by days

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

ah no I got the ref

[serene sun]

7 days only in Tokyo??

Tokyo’s so boring

[sharp venture]

9 days

but of we don't count the fly days

[loud schooner]

9 days in tokyo?

geez

[keen mica]

give us recommendations

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

yea go outside of tokyo

[keen mica]

I'll be 7 days

[serene sun]

Go outside of Tokyo

[sharp venture]

mom wants to go Sleeper bus

[serene sun]

Tokyo’s boring

[loud schooner]

3 days inside tokyo

[serene sun]

Lol

[loud schooner]

4 days outside of it

[serene sun]

You only need 2-3 days here

[sharp venture]

agenda in Tokyo is offpk

[serene sun]

The day you arrive and depart

[loud schooner]

well no they're weebs so they wanna go to akiba

and look at weeb shit

[serene sun]

Akiba?

[loud schooner]

and look at shibuya or smth

idk

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

maybe tokyo tower or sky tree

[serene sun]

Eh…

[sharp venture]

nah mom's been there

[loud schooner]

asakusa or smth

idk

[serene sun]

You don’t need a whole day for sky tree

[loud schooner]

people like going

[serene sun]

Lol

[sharp venture]

she likes going to parks and zoos and aquariums

[keen mica]

honestly I'm a bit of an urban explorer so I'll probably walk around the city for 2-3 days
then 2-3 days in Kyoto maybe

[sharp venture]

and I agree with her lowkey

[loud schooner]

they will spend 1 day just at inokashira park doing god knows what

[loud schooner]

punch the orphan

japanese zoos and shit suck ass tho

[sharp venture]

Just going to see red panda or sumn

[keen mica]

Ciel you have pandas in manila

it's the same animals

[sharp venture]

we do?

[loud schooner]

japanese zoos depress the fuck outta me

[serene sun]

Japanese zoos do suck

[loud schooner]

unironically mother bokujo is happier

cause they die anyways

[serene sun]

I mean you can alrdy see a zoo for free in Tokyo anyway

Just look around you there

[keen mica]

oh I was about to say zoos, not pandas
dunno if manila has pandas

[loud schooner]

yknow a lot of people criticized chinas panda policy

and i can see why

[serene sun]

Lol

[loud schooner]

but also that policy means that countries need to give the pandas good living conditions

which many places wouldnt otherwise

so

[serene sun]

Ya

[loud schooner]

like its weird, but its a good bit less abusive at least

[serene sun]

I personally hate pandas and I agree

[loud schooner]

ive been to like 4 japanese zoos and all of them made me sad lmao

[sharp venture]

for next year travel I dunno if it's SoKor or betonamu or the motherland

[loud schooner]

be more humane to shoot the animals there

[loud schooner]

just go china

[serene sun]

Go to China

[loud schooner]

chinese era

[sharp venture]

real

[serene sun]

Drink bat soup and raw mice

[loud schooner]

its also very big and pretty easy to navigate around

train system

good food variety

hot men

[serene sun]

Go to chengdu

[loud schooner]

shes not a gay man

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

gale shilling the motherland for social credit

[serene sun]

I’ve conned some friends into going chengdu

[loud schooner]

gotta go to china before china collapses, mate

[keen mica]

maybe going there will change her

[loud schooner]

china will collapse any time now

[keen mica]

Tofu buildings

they're all going to crumble

[sharp venture]

we go China to watch live BL

[boreal jewel]

https://cunnyx.com/scawaefer/status/2042096124526522474

g4g0 h4h4h4

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CunnyX · Apr 9, 2026, 4:23 AM

[loud schooner]

china is doomed so go to china before its doomered

after that

go to SK because its chaebol

and then

go to vietnam because vietnamese ascendancy is real

[keen mica]

@serene sun @loud schooner you guys have any recommendations for places to vvisit?

outside of tokyo

[loud schooner]

what do you like

nature

history

culture

food

onsens

hidden gems

[keen mica]

food and culture mostly

spent most of my trip to SG just eating

[pastel coyote]

Gonna echo gale japanese zoos suck. Animals look like they’re suffering it’s bad

Aquariums are better but people always say how the tanks aren’t big enough

Osaka aquarium is good tho

[keen mica]

just go to indonesian zoos Ciel
experience getting mogged by animals

[loud schooner]

what kind of food

[serene sun]

Izu

[pastel coyote]

Shima Spain village

[keen mica]

not picky, but I prefer spicy food
not too crazy about seafood but I don't mind them
still prefer chicken, beef, lamb, etc
I do like vegetable tempuras

[serene sun]

Will you be driving or riding here

Some places are better if you are driving

[loud schooner]

spicy food in japan?

nonexistent

dont come here

its not good

[serene sun]

Spicy food doesn’t rly exist here

[loud schooner]

had spicy korean kimchi jigae yesterday

twas sweet

[loud schooner]

wait did you go there

i forget

[keen mica]

nah, going to be exclusively public transport

[serene sun]

Hmm

[round narwhal]

you should go to thailand if you want spicy food

[serene sun]

Offpk with Pao

[sharp venture]

HAHAHAHAHA prng tnga lng

[serene sun]

And sphere

[keen mica]

and yeah, Japan food isn't spicy lol
but I'm not that picky

[pastel coyote]

Yessir

[round narwhal]

weeb

[pastel coyote]

I forgot if it was 2023 or 2024 now

[sharp venture]

I grew up by a farm with carabaos they're cute

[sharp venture]

weeb

[loud schooner]

i went there too and argued with my friend on the way back

weird place

wouldnt go a second time

not the worst park ive been to

[sharp venture]

oh and growing up in the province gave me fear of flying chickens

[serene sun]

What happened to that useless friend of yours Gale

[keen mica]

Izu looks beautiful. Would be great for a family relaxing trip
but sadly I'm not THAT into nature

[serene sun]

The kaigai

[loud schooner]

which one

[serene sun]

That doesn’t want to work

[loud schooner]

oh miki?

[sharp venture]

I got chased by a chicken when I was young now I'm scared of them when they're near and not caged

[loud schooner]

ah hes sitll same same

in vancouver

fuckin around

idk what hes doing

[serene sun]

Oh he’s back there now

[loud schooner]

still cant speak japanese

[sharp venture]

he's still alive?

[loud schooner]

ye

[serene sun]

Lol

[pastel coyote]

croquette

[loud schooner]

croquette dude idk what hes doing

[sharp venture]

is this the guy from way back that can't fix his bank and travels using insurance money?

[loud schooner]

yea thats miki

half japanese cant speak japanese

hates canada loves japan

cant speak japanese

so innately cannot really understand japanese culture

[sharp venture]

y he leave nippon then

[loud schooner]

because he cant speak japanese

and he is inherently divorced from a huge part of the actual japanese identity

[keen mica]

what does he even like about japan

[loud schooner]

because he looks white af and he cant speak japanese

[loud schooner]

hes a weeb

[proper cosmos]

Mick

[loud schooner]

visa ran out

[sharp venture]

ah dang thought he got deported

[keen mica]

A.....
we can't save him then

[loud schooner]

no hes canadian

[sharp venture]

he's shakaijin now

[loud schooner]

he got really disappointed/hurt when i said he looked white as fuck

because he looks white as fuck

[keen mica]

afraid being a weeb he's terminal

[loud schooner]

hes like mick

in that theyre both white passing as fuck

but half asian whatever

[loud schooner]

and insist that they are passing as asian

but they white

doubly so for miki cause he doesnt speak japanese

and its been about a year and a half since he went back to vancouver

he still cant speak any of it

[sharp venture]

with that logic do I pass as a white girl then gale?

[loud schooner]

no

[proper cosmos]

No

[loud schooner]

you are chinese

[sharp venture]

my eyes are kinna big tho...

[proper cosmos]

Are you stupid

kerin

[sharp venture]

depending on the day yes

[proper cosmos]

If its a day that ends in y

oniweird

[sharp venture]

p much

bug eyes

[proper cosmos]

Girl with the most 1 eyelid eye ever
"Do i look white"

[loud schooner]

you are chinese

[keen mica]

Ciel
when you're in Japan
ask them if you look chinese

and yes you're chinese as fuck

[sharp venture]

I have double eyelid I'm just. looking yp

[loud schooner]

anyways last i talked to him he was glazing cosmic princess kaguya

[loud schooner]

you are chinese

[sharp venture]

[proper cosmos]

You are chinese

[loud schooner]

i have double eyelids

[sharp venture]

debuffed

[loud schooner]

i am also chinese

nad is vietnamese

[sharp venture]

Filipino+Chinese

[loud schooner]

but actually, chinese

towers?

chinese

this cup?

chinese

my car?

chinese

[keen mica]

we're all going to be chinese soon

starting with ciel

[loud schooner]

we are all chinese

but ciel is more chinese

[sharp venture]

imagine being Filipino born and your grandparents are Chinese and Spanish mixes

bro is a group project

[proper cosmos]

Its chinese all the way down

[pastel coyote]

just can't wait to be chinese

[loud schooner]

you are chinese

what would you be if not chinese

[meager dust]

malaysian chinese, but i'm too white when i'm in china

[loud schooner]

on an amoeba level you are chinese

[meager dust]

i still like my nasi lemak

[sharp venture]

the only time I'll feel like a foreigner is if I'm in a white country?

[loud schooner]

nasi lemak isnt white

nasi lemak is basically chinese to white people

[proper cosmos]

Too white

[loud schooner]

your neutrinos have mutated and they are now chinese

[keen mica]

Nasi lemak is neither chinese nor white lol

you're still chinese

[loud schooner]

is basically chinese to white people

[sharp venture]

I remember someone on Twitter arguing that PH is a province in china

[loud schooner]

the china that was promised 5000 years ago

[keen mica]

tbf malaysian restaurants often cosplay as chinese ones in the states

[loud schooner]

and chinese restaurants serve fries and chicken wings and pizza

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[proper cosmos]

Malaysians also do that here

They just say theyre chinese

Same with singapore

[loud schooner]

nad i have a plan

we make the quarks mutate into chinese

[proper cosmos]

Chinese quarks

[meager dust]

no more higgs boson

[loud schooner]

chiggs boson

[keen mica]

that sounds like a slur

[proper cosmos]

Its a slur

[loud schooner]

its a weird one

its not really widely used but its obvious what its a combination of

[keen mica]

was probably discovered by Zhang. et al anyway

[loud schooner]

that one rich brian dude used to call himself rich chigga

[proper cosmos]

If you are an asian who live in american ghetto

[loud schooner]

idk why he changed it

probably because his old name was bad

[proper cosmos]

They call you a chigga

If you are a white person in a ghetto

They call you a wigga

[keen mica]

fuck I forgot about that guy

[loud schooner]

thats slim shady

[proper cosmos]

Eminem is such a wigga

[loud schooner]

hes the goat

10/10 no notes

killshot

[proper cosmos]

I love when he raps about putting hamster up his ass

[keen mica]

last post was about japan

it's so over

[loud schooner]

Tobey maguire got bit by a spider but see me it was a goat

[proper cosmos]

Who the fuck is this

[keen mica]

wait a fuckin
rich chigga was indonesian???

[proper cosmos]

Hasbeen youtuber?

[keen mica]

it's rich chigga

[proper cosmos]

Mang i dont watch these shits

LappDumb

[keen mica]

chatgpt is right there

[loud schooner]

are you saying that uncle roger isnt your favorite person

your favorite comedian

[proper cosmos]

@chatgpt who is richchigga

[proper cosmos]

I love unkle roja

[keen mica]

this server doesn't have chatgpt
washed

[meager dust]

i wish his restaurants are going towards to a terrible end

overpriced yee yee ass fried rice hiyah

[keen mica]

this is the first time I've heard that he has restaurants

[proper cosmos]

Hows it feel being the country known for creating uncle rojer

[keen mica]

are they bad?

[proper cosmos]

Its a celebrity restaurant

[keen mica]

fair

[proper cosmos]

Even

Whos the fucking

Angry chef man

[loud schooner]

haiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[proper cosmos]

Whos on tv

[loud schooner]

marco pierre?

[proper cosmos]

Gordon ramsay

[serene sun]

[meager dust]

not the worst

[loud schooner]

gordon ramsay?

[proper cosmos]

His restaurants are also cheeks

[loud schooner]

joshua weissman?

[serene sun]

Does his fried rice have anything special for that price tag

[proper cosmos]

If joshua has a restaurant line i pray for his downfall

[loud schooner]

who, gordon?

[proper cosmos]

Gordon

His restaurants are cheeks lol

[loud schooner]

the obvious cash grab gordon ramsay ones are eh yea

some he gives more of a shit about

but some bullshit like gordon ramsay burger or his airport waiting area one are cheeks a f lmao

hes still better than the mean bald talentless hack on master chef lmao

[keen mica]

the beef wellington tho

can't have that anywhere else

gotta be gordon

[serene sun]

Jamie oliver

[loud schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-nods-his-head-sexually-gif-13172806

[keen mica]

jamie oliver can cook?

[serene sun]

Asian food destroyer

[proper cosmos]

No

Yang can cook

[meager dust]

anything except asian food

[keen mica]

news to me

[proper cosmos]

I miss yang can cook

[serene sun]

Yan can cook is great tho

Martin Yan

[keen mica]

he's a british chef
hence british food
hence no, he can't cook

[pastel coyote]

what happened to that discord AI chatbot

[proper cosmos]

Beans

Toast

Fish

[keen mica]

jelly

chips

potato

[proper cosmos]

Congratulations you have created the thousand year old briish cuisine

[sharp venture]

even his mom is disappointed in him

[keen mica]

thankfully I only watch women chefs with big boobs

[proper cosmos]

kerin

Gooning detected

Cbt deploying

[serene sun]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-yan-yan-can-cook-chinese-food-gif-15994921

[sharp venture]

Celebrity restos here are aight tho

[loud schooner]

tbh i do like british pies

and roasts are fine too

[proper cosmos]

Im sure we can find where the brit stole the pies from

[pastel coyote]

sausage rolls are good

[keen mica]

Their greatest culinary institution is greggs

[loud schooner]

you can also argue that japans greatest culinary creation is raw fish on rice

or chinese noodles

or fucked up british curry

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

really we have the british to blame/thank for the state of japanese curry

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

Japan curry is so sweet its annoying lol

[serene sun]

It’s ok

Soup curry is good anyway

[proper cosmos]

Like

Its literally taste like carrot tomato soup

oniweird

[serene sun]

You shld try more than just the roux blocks you find on shelves

There’s some smaller diners with rly good curry that isn’t like the usual sweet shit

[proper cosmos]

I guess the ones that are imported to here are just those

[serene sun]

Ya

[proper cosmos]

Stop hoarding good curry and export them too

[serene sun]

Smol diners for a reason

[loud schooner]

ye

[serene sun]

Non tourist traps

[loud schooner]

golden curry is just what it is

[sharp venture]

I like Coco premades they're nice

[sharp venture]

this

[loud schooner]

maybe i should get some curry today

[serene sun]

Make your own

I make my own roux

Can keep for months in the fridge

[proper cosmos]

I would just make vietnamese style curry if i do

Which is probably indian style

[serene sun]

Don’t buy those dogshit off the shelves

[proper cosmos]

But i just use my mom recipe

[sharp venture]

I'm fine with cooking but I don't cook because I hate the cleanup after

[serene sun]

I got my recipe from my mom

[loud schooner]

queue me mopening the 2 years expired retort curry

[proper cosmos]

Cause i use indian curry block

[pastel coyote]

should've asked you for curry places, went to shimokita and had the most expensive watered down curry at a random place

[proper cosmos]

And those taste nice

[serene sun]

Lol

[sharp venture]

hmhave you guys tried Ph chicken curry?

[serene sun]

Hard to find those here

[sharp venture]

it's yellow as hell and salty

[proper cosmos]

Indian curry block
Bay leaves
Chili pepper etc etc

[serene sun]

I can at most find half the amount of spices they use for Indian curry here

[proper cosmos]

Thats so bleak

[serene sun]

How many bikes do you have now Gale

[loud schooner]

that so fetch

[proper cosmos]

Do a mukbang

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

just 2

the 67 isnt my bike lol

[serene sun]

Rich

[loud schooner]

i kinda want a third tho

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/fetch-regina-george-mean-girls-santa-hat-mean-gif-5497996

[serene sun]

Go for 10

[loud schooner]

mf your car is worth like 15 motorcycles

[serene sun]

My car is old

[pastel coyote]

parking gonna end up costing more than the bikes at this rate

[serene sun]

It’s worthless now

[loud schooner]

okay sell it to me for 100 yen

[proper cosmos]

My scooter is inherited from my ex bil

[loud schooner]

what is your wife giving you

[serene sun]

Sure engine and tyres sold separately

[proper cosmos]

Debt

[serene sun]

Bout to get a new one anyway

[loud schooner]

bro i still come out with a profit by selling off the body panels lmao

[serene sun]

It’s ok

[loud schooner]

but naw i dont want an audi

i want a honda fit

[serene sun]

I have a fit

Lol

[loud schooner]

as you should

[sharp venture]

so the 2434 nendo is from my dress up darling

[serene sun]

With my parents tho

That’s my first car

A red fit

[sharp venture]

damn Niji didn't reserve it for Rikkun nendo

[loud schooner]

i only go past 3 bikes when i move

and get a house with parking spaces

[serene sun]

I want to get a new car but new cars are fking scams these days

All these extra add ons like buying DLCs on steam

[loud schooner]

so dont get a new car get a slightly used car

30% depreciation off the dealer lot anyways

[pastel coyote]

ngl thought that was yshkz

[serene sun]

Ya most probably

[sharp venture]

good enough

[serene sun]

I’ll ask my uncle

They own one of those car dealerships anyway

Under table deals

[loud schooner]

get a test drive car

[keen mica]

Wild to me that this is a thing

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

And the fucking big iPad

[serene sun]

BMW started it

[keen mica]

Hate those screens

[loud schooner]

screens cheap

[serene sun]

Reminds me when my uncle passes on it’s gonna be an ugly fight amongst his children for inheritance

Can’t wait to watch

[keen mica]

The corporate speak in this AI

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Sure bro
Flexible

[pastel coyote]

do they also try to sell you force you to buy overpriced wheel locks over there too

[serene sun]

No

I bought my r8 way before

[loud schooner]

for the car dealership?

can i go get a car

[serene sun]

Ya

He’s like one leg in the grave alr

[loud schooner]

i mean its more than just a dealership right

[serene sun]

Almost 90

Yes

It’s the whole thing

Car insurance too

[loud schooner]

huh

[serene sun]

Idk the specifics

[loud schooner]

can he give good rates to internet acquaintances

[serene sun]

I just knw we got cars from them for free

I rmb we got car jacked when I was a kid

And my uncle just gave us a car

Same day

[serene sun]

For bikes?

Idk I’ll have to ask my cousin since he’s the one running it now

[loud schooner]

no for car

bike is whatever

[serene sun]

Why do you need that for

[loud schooner]

nothing

[serene sun]

Just ride

[loud schooner]

but maybe i get a car one day

[serene sun]

Buy my current one

[loud schooner]

im not buying your r8

thats way too expensive

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

im not even buying a 1 mil shitbox because i fundamentally dont need a car

so spending any money on it is too much

much less a used R8

[main robin]

VSPOOOO

[serene sun]

Can have my fit for free

If it’s still around

[loud schooner]

its not even cost of a fit lol

its cost of parking

33k a month for parking

[serene sun]

Lol

[loud schooner]

• insurance and upkeep

for a car i maybe use once a month

vs using a carshare once a month

i havent even rented a car for the past 5 months

i just use bike

because bike is inherently a bit irrational and also fun

but bike and then getting a car is just gratuitous

[serene sun]

Don’t rly need a car anyway

[loud schooner]

yea

so i just get into the cycle of looking

[serene sun]

I rly only use it if the wife is coming along these days

[loud schooner]

going hm

[serene sun]

I just cycle around

[loud schooner]

and then not getting it because i dont need it

[serene sun]

This is alrdy before the stupid oil price hike

[loud schooner]

it hasnt even hit fully yet

high octane is still 170/L at my place

[serene sun]

Ya doesn’t rly bother me

[loud schooner]

thats like 5 yen higher than before

not bad yet

[serene sun]

I cycle more than I drive

Just need the wife to stay home more

[loud schooner]

https://www.carsensor.net/usedcar/detail/AU6782319484/index.html?TRCD=200002&RESTID=CS210610

damn

look at that huge fuckin spoiler

kuma just take your r8 to the sodegaura circuit and run some laps

[serene sun]

Ugly ass blue

[sharp venture]

pog

[serene sun]

What for

[sharp venture]

I still dunno why ppl love putting spoilers on their sedans that aren't for racing tho

[loud schooner]

Do some sick flips

[sharp venture]

big ass spoiler on a wigo or espresso

[loud schooner]

its a decently trackable car anyways

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

their money their aesthetics i guess

people just do things sometimes

[pastel coyote]

when you have no money

[serene sun]

For ppl without money

[loud schooner]

like the guy who had a tricity scooter and put on a rear ohlins monoshock and an akrapovic can

idk why

but he does what he wants

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[serene sun]

Kinda wish Audi’s car doors aren’t dogshit

[loud schooner]

oh it wasnt a monoshock setup

[keen mica]

They grew up with fast and furious

[keen mica]

You see so many shit like this in indo
Last time I was at a DMV, some guy wasn't able to renew their license cause the parts they checked weren't original

[loud schooner]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[serene sun]

Oh wow this is the 2007

[loud schooner]

under 250cc in japan doesnt need to pass inspections so

free world

[serene sun]

Wonder if they have doors replaced before

[keen mica]

Like buddy
It's a 125cc scooter

[lilac grove]

beat karbit

[loud schooner]

yea

look man most of the loud bosouzoku here in japan are on 250cc bikes lol

because no inspections

small bikes loud

[serene sun]

Migu looking bike

[loud schooner]

and they go around in flocks

like the loudest guys are either weird cringe 160cm japanese men with huge 400 kilogram harleys blasting from their speakers

[serene sun]

I mean

They need to do that cause short

[loud schooner]

or super young bosouzoku wannabes on 250cc pooters

[serene sun]

Gotta make up some where

[loud schooner]

yea but its really funny okay

when i come across them

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

Are you a bosouzoku gale

[loud schooner]

no

my old bike was loud tho

[serene sun]

He’s prob their bancho

[loud schooner]

my new bike is going to get louder eventually

[proper cosmos]

Bancho gale

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

i actually came across the hells angels tokyo chapter last weekend

like 6 full members

and a hundred dipshits behind them

[pastel coyote]

didn't know there was the bike equivalent of pickup trucks with truck nuts

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

Hells angel are lame tho

[loud schooner]

one was a cunt and passed me in my lane on my right

and weaved in traffic

[serene sun]

Show them up with your Ducati

[loud schooner]

and then i just passed him normally staying in my lane

[proper cosmos]

Literally an old man country club for old people with mid life crisis

[loud schooner]

tbh their bikes are more expensive

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

but my bike isnt a 400 kilogram piece of shit

[keen mica]

That's the entire Harley Davidson brand

[proper cosmos]

Theyre still shitty harley

[keen mica]

Has been for decades

[loud schooner]

air cooled

1803cc

80 horsepower

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pastel coyote]

truuuuuueee

[proper cosmos]

All of them have sunglasses

Black leather jackets

[loud schooner]

all of them have the skullcap helmets

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

leather vests without sleeves

[serene sun]

Lol

Skullcap helms

[loud schooner]

riding goggles

and a face full of bugs

cause its springtime

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

and you run into bugs

lmao

i stop every hour to wipe off the bugs on my visor already

idk what these fucks are doing with just goggles and a bare face getting fucked by the wind

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

or no goggles

eating protein

[pastel coyote]

high protein

[serene sun]

Free protein

[loud schooner]

all natural

i also recently learned i got speedshamed by my friends indian friends

for having a slow bike

they didnt realize i had a second bike

[proper cosmos]

Speedmogged

[proper cosmos]

Are they aware

[loud schooner]

they are not aware of the new acquisitions

[serene sun]

Are they AI?

[loud schooner]

apparently it was a bit of a semi joke but still saying

[serene sun]

Actual Indians?

[loud schooner]

why did you get this bike its so slow

but it goes past 200km/h faster than most cars already so

idk man

[proper cosmos]

Loke

Like

Even if you get a faster bike

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

How often do you go that fast

LappDumb

[loud schooner]

not often

is the point aye

[serene sun]

You can’t

Not a lot of opportunities anyway

[loud schooner]

speed and torque matters in IRL matters until you pass the point where you can do 130 comfortably

and pass a car quickly

[proper cosmos]

You would have to go to race track to go 200 plus

[loud schooner]

which is like, 600cc twin territory

[sharp venture]

you can if you're here and you drive through SCTEX

[loud schooner]

yea thats the thing

only top level track riders will need 180bhp track machines

cbr1000rr sr rr s rrrr

[sharp venture]

oh wait I forgor what's the speed limit

[loud schooner]

you dont use the speed otherwise