Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

[loud schooner]

i was paid

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

kinda

hundred bucks a week

[round narwhal]

Understandable then

[loud schooner]

this is america so unpaid internships are a thing

[keen mica]

so are the dubai construction workers

[loud schooner]

learn?

[serene sun]

Are you seriously paid zilch?

[sharp venture]

yup

[serene sun]

What kind of a backwards country is ph

[keen mica]

yes, it's not uncommon in SEA

[serene sun]

To still have this shit around

?????

[loud schooner]

basically it was a friend of a friend of a friend of the family

that got me the internship

so part of the deal was just for me to stay with them for the summer

[keen mica]

tho in indo, you often don't actually do shit in it

[loud schooner]

i spent a lot of time sorting their files lol

[keen mica]

in my experience, it's more of a headache for the people working there

[serene sun]

What’s your work hours like in this internship

[loud schooner]

went through all their filing cabinets for categorizing it all

paper files

[sharp venture]

i told you guys above that there's a law that got passed just before I started the internship that interns get paid at least 10k

but this is a private international bank

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

8am to 5pm
5 days a week

[serene sun]

Banks pay well tho

Lol

[sharp venture]

no they don't...

[serene sun]

My sis got paid quite a lot in her internship

[loud schooner]

just learn lol

[sharp venture]

pls nuke

[serene sun]

No wonder

[meager dust]

That's normal time, no?

[sharp venture]

yes

[round narwhal]

Normal time but unpaid

[sharp venture]

do I need a license to hitch a ride...

[meager dust]

Oof

[serene sun]

Be a nurse and come work at my place

[keen mica]

Technically nobody is checking

[sharp venture]

brother I gave up on medicine... I told you wanted to be a hematologist but going thru general studies appalls me so I gave up

I no like touching ppl ew

[proper cosmos]

I can be sphere himbo bf

[serene sun]

Just be a phlebotomist

[proper cosmos]

I wont insult the king

[loud schooner]

no but i dont want you on the back

[serene sun]

Easy job

[loud schooner]

i dont want to physically touch you

[sharp venture]

dam...

[proper cosmos]

Long live thailand

[serene sun]

[meager dust]

Those people are sedated, at least they won't know what happened

[serene sun]

Gale hates skinship

[proper cosmos]

What about touching me instead

[loud schooner]

any time uwu

[sharp venture]

it's not like I'm gonna hug you ik how to ride a bike without touching the driver smh

[proper cosmos]

[loud schooner]

only for gays like seal

gays like nad are fine

[serene sun]

Lol

[sharp venture]

well except legs to legs since that's unavoidable

[serene sun]

What about me

[meager dust]

Discrimination smh

[sharp venture]

you're married he'll make an exception

[keen mica]

Preferential treatment

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

you have a car you dont need me

[serene sun]

I’ve never actually rid pillion until last year was quite a ride

[serene sun]

No oil

[loud schooner]

ok rich

[sharp venture]

Anyway mom plans to hop around on a sleeper bus so we don't have to stay in over expensive hotels majority of the time

[loud schooner]

bro gas is cheaper rn

get your gas when the government is subsidizing it still

[meager dust]

[serene sun]

[meager dust]

Oil baron

[loud schooner]

its only gonna get worse from now on

[serene sun]

Doomge country

[sharp venture]

i can't even bring car to office too

[keen mica]

Gale speaking like my neighbors
Hoarding gas before it spikes

[sharp venture]

fckng fuel price

[serene sun]

I’m gonna send my child elsewhere to live

Fking shithole

[sharp venture]

antartica

[trim ibex]

I am looking to buy a plugin hybrid for my next car

[serene sun]

But idk what country cause everywhere looks like shit too

[loud schooner]

no im using it now before it gets shit

[keen mica]

Kuma finally feeling what it's like to have a child in SEA

[sharp venture]

staying here is aight just don't work here

[loud schooner]

just get a range extended EV

if you get a home solar setup just get a full EV

[sharp venture]

this place is surprisingly child rearing friendly

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

just go to the boonies

you got enough money

[trim ibex]

Yeah look to set up home solar as well

[serene sun]

Idk Japan’s a diff flavour of shit

[trim ibex]

But want to do it for Large family estate

[serene sun]

Sphere can you buy an island so we can move to it

[trim ibex]

Not a good idea…

[sharp venture]

growing up in the province with little access to the wifi made me know how to play almost every sport I try and read a shit ton of books while I was a child

[keen mica]

Fyre festival 3 waiting to happen right there

[loud schooner]

i dont think fyre fes is the worry

i think epstein island is

[trim ibex]

[serene sun]

Didn’t even need that, just grow up without smartphones

I trust sphere will only bring ppl in nijicord there for offpk

[trim ibex]

If you are REALLY look for Epstein experience without the whole money influence and Power. Laos is where you are looking for

[serene sun]

Laos gives me ad free yt

[sharp venture]

but province nice your kid can play outside and not grow up into a pussy

[serene sun]

I’ll disown my kid if he’s a weak shit

[sharp venture]

fckng kids nowadays cries from falling off the bike

when I was a kid I fell into a farm irrigation canal on my bike

[serene sun]

Honestly not looking forward to being a parent

[keen mica]

Waiting for the nijicord files to be released in 2040

[trim ibex]

I am looking forward to be a parent though

[serene sun]

Few more months of freedom

[sharp venture]

pray your child doesn't end up like either me or mik

[trim ibex]

So that I can trauma vent on my spawn

[sharp venture]

if you want the lesser evil may your child end up like me than mik

[serene sun]

If my child ends up like mik it’s GG

Gonna be put up for adoption

[keen mica]

Pray they don't become waku

[proper cosmos]

Sphere gonaa have a lizard child

[sharp venture]

waku is trying her best to be a dentist

[proper cosmos]

Reptile people

[sharp venture]

gotta give her credit man

[serene sun]

Isn’t cab a dentist

[sharp venture]

yea

dentist that can't drive because mofo crashed his car twice iirc

[proper cosmos]

LappDumb

[meager dust]

[sharp venture]

I miss cab

the banter with that guy is funni

[keen mica]

Ironic for someone called cab
Won't make it a day in the taxi business

[serene sun]

I still talk to him from time to time

[sharp venture]

tell him why he's not talking to me smh grill yourself

[proper cosmos]

Sphere wants to spawn
Kuma spawning soon

[keen mica]

You gotta be more active in reaching out ciel

[sharp venture]

the ppl I talk to outside are Helianthus and Alto who messages me from time to time

[proper cosmos]

When are you spawning towers

[serene sun]

Towers spawning with sphere soon

[proper cosmos]

04a_pog

[keen mica]

Mpreg in nijicord....

[serene sun]

#virtual-youtubers-general message

[meager dust]

Omedetou

[keen mica]

At least I won't have to worry about child rearing money

[serene sun]

Sphere gonna treat the child the same way holostars got treated

[keen mica]

Gonna be one of those secret wives in telenovelas

[sharp venture]

neglected child

[serene sun]

Won’t even get a minecraft account

[sharp venture]

I just messaged cab

[round narwhal]

Lmao good one

[sharp venture]

soup gonna spawn with gale then?

[sharp venture]

that spawn will have nightmarish personality

[proper cosmos]

@fringe oak lets spawn

[sharp venture]

grill yourself nad

[serene sun]

Doesn’t spoony have mdm 4070

[sharp venture]

oh ya did you tell em nad?

[fringe oak]

Lmao

[sharp venture]

da waif

[fringe oak]

Hmmm?

[serene sun]

Didn’t you have a chick giving you 4070s

[fringe oak]

No, I said very clearly she's not my sugar momma lmao

[sharp venture]

I wish I have a chick giving me stuff

[proper cosmos]

Im telling the podcast cause we chatting

[meager dust]

She's more than a sugar momma?

[proper cosmos]

Im not doing it in public lol

[sharp venture]

ohhh

[fringe oak]

No, she has a bf lmao

[sharp venture]

olay

[round narwhal]

What

[proper cosmos]

More than sugarmommy less than wife

[sharp venture]

spoony

[proper cosmos]

kerin

[sharp venture]

any sister updates

[meager dust]

Why

[serene sun]

Introduce your sis to nad

[meager dust]

Why would you do this

[fringe oak]

Not really

[sharp venture]

(I'm in a zoom meeting rn why tf is an intern here? I dunno)

[meager dust]

Thank god

[fringe oak]

Not much going on

[proper cosmos]

I will con spoons sis

Take his lands

Buj

[serene sun]

Are you the scribe

[sharp venture]

no

[meager dust]

Kick the intern out?

[sharp venture]

I somehow am Always included in meetings

Impt stuff

[sharp venture]

I like zoom meets tho, I can slack off

[serene sun]

Time to leak industrial secrets

[sharp venture]

they take your money and give it to rich ppl

also I think I scared a new hire today

I feel bad

[keen mica]

You're the fall guy
Congrats

See you in jail in 6 months

[sharp venture]

dam

[lilac grove]

gas is cheaper today

last week was 13k/l

today is 12k/l

[sharp venture]

our president got us a pass to let the PH ships thru

that's one good thing he's done

[boreal jewel]

G-pass

[serene sun]

Just don’t be dented like orange man

[sharp venture]

expensive pen holder

[trim ibex]

I swear the Orange man will be the death of us all

The guy somehow go even below my expectation of him

[signal hemlock]

majority of Americans voted for the annoying orange

Now we are living in that fever dream

Every great empire comes to a close, no one lasts forever

[lusty finch]

https://x.com/i/status/2041037344904728898

レンズ (@_iroiromegane)

?

X · Apr 6, 2026, 6:16 AM

[serene sun]

Ciel

We use the same pen

From muji

[serene sun]

He converted on Easter Day

[meager dust]

Praise to be Allah

[sharp venture]

I love muji stationery

their notebooks especially

the paper feel is nice and it absorbs ink well

[serene sun]

Ya

[sharp venture]

Lmao lenz

[serene sun]

Lol ktrb

[woeful nebula]

is the real guy dead?

or like dead as in graduated

[lusty finch]

mycellium

[keen mica]

They're still officially part of niji

[sharp venture]

30 mins and I'm free yayyyy

[sharp venture]

dead as in never appeared other than their own debut stream but still officially part of niji

[serene sun]

Ktrb still a mystery

[keen mica]

It costs them literally nothing to keep her on the roster

Some members still check up on her every year

[serene sun]

What about holostars

And their minecraft server

[sharp venture]

Sphere will buy it out for them

[serene sun]

Funny when sphere actually thought we were joking about the minecraft server

[sharp venture]

@trim ibex we are not joking

[woeful nebula]

oh

[woeful nebula]

oh

thanks

reminds me when people say was it Danny that wasn't with us anymore and i didn't want to ask further since i thought he passed away

[serene sun]

He isn’t with us here anymore

[woeful nebula]

turns out you guys meant not with us anymore as in not in the discord

[serene sun]

He’s in nanashicord

[woeful nebula]

also i was pretty new back then so like idk what i can and can't ask

[serene sun]

I think

With alto

[woeful nebula]

what's nanashi

[serene sun]

774

[woeful nebula]

is it just a group

[trim ibex]

A vTuber group

[woeful nebula]

what's nij-

[trim ibex]

Patora and met used to be part of

[sharp venture]

Uge

[woeful nebula]

idk any of these names

am i out of touch

[keen mica]

fuck I forgot meet was in 774

yes

[serene sun]

[woeful nebula]

[lusty finch]

there's this guy named dan on my twt and to this day im not 100% sure if that's danny or not

[keen mica]

Met is in VSPO now
and not knowing every member means you're out of touch

[sharp venture]

Meto was a meme that came true

[woeful nebula]

what's vsp-

[woeful nebula]

i know i asked this before

and someone told me

but i forgot already

[keen mica]

it's esports but girls

so not esports

[woeful nebula]

who's meet/met

[signal hemlock]

Female gamer

[lilac grove]

Vspo nowadays is just female gamers

Well for en side

[signal hemlock]

Bunch of granny

[woeful nebula]

and they're related to niji?

[serene sun]

[meager dust]

Vspo for boys when

[lilac grove]

No

[serene sun]

No

[woeful nebula]

or separate

oh

[lilac grove]

Different company managing

Vspo is managed by brave

Niji by anycolor

Brave also have other agency under them

[woeful nebula]

[lilac grove]

Like neo porte

[woeful nebula]

too much info

I'll probably ask this again next year

[serene sun]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238854575847378996/1471447634907627585/about-3-2-characters-via-seele-v0-9g28kuoze1jg1.gif

[trim ibex]

I am happy to explain it to you at Himehina (another under Brave group) concert in AFA Thailand

[serene sun]

More offpk

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337860016778117180/1445332728265445408/Image_1764664561594.gif

[woeful nebula]

i don't think I'll go there

as in the AFA

but i could just go to meet up before you go in for the concert

[serene sun]

Meet at love hotel

[woeful nebula]

too expensive

we'll do it right then and there

[serene sun]

Sphere sponsor

[woeful nebula]

oh

[woeful nebula]

i already forgot where it's held at

but yeah if available i could maybe go out to get lunch or something maybe

McDonald's

[sharp venture]

unpaid slave is free

for today

[sharp venture]

I love nendo look ups

they're good for moral support at work

[sharp venture]

never buying Krispy Kreme latte again

[boreal jewel]

Its shit

Sobrang tamis

[sharp venture]

no bro

this one isn't matamis at all

the shot is hella strong

it makes me sleepier

[woeful nebula]

any recommend for crispy Kreme

i just get the original

[sharp venture]

original

that's it

[woeful nebula]

oh

[sharp venture]

oh I tried their powdered strawberry

[woeful nebula]

i think peanut butter was ok

[sharp venture]

it's aight can recommend

[woeful nebula]

but still would just go og

[sharp venture]

the og is why I go here

otherwise Starbucks and CBTL is a few steps away and Seattle's Best is literally just right in front

[serene sun]

Is that a Kipling bag

[woeful nebula]

cappuccino was also ok i think

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

yea why

didn't know someone would recognize the monke

[woeful nebula]

i have a wallet and bag too

but it's just a really old one from my mom

[boreal jewel]

Original then dip it on black coffee

[serene sun]

Lol it’s kinda that brand’s trademark keyring

[woeful nebula]

but then the coffee will taste bad

[serene sun]

Used to have a lot of them at home thanks to my sister

[sharp venture]

yea but not a lot of ppl around me recognize it lmao

Kipling bags are a staple at home too

[boreal jewel]

Water being drunk in this cup is guaranteed refreshing

[woeful nebula]

wouldn't the donut become soggy and coffee flavored too

don't think I'd like it

but then again i also don't really like mixing stuff like milk and cereal

[sharp venture]

it's the American way

[woeful nebula]

i don't like when things become mushy

[sharp venture]

you don't like putting milk on cereal?

[boreal jewel]

You just dunk it

Like ah .. ah

Dunkin donuts

[woeful nebula]

i eat dry cereal and have a glass of milk with every few spoonfuls

i remembered trying milk and cereal

the cereal becomes mushy and i don't like it, the milk also tastes weird because of the cereal

[boreal jewel]

What cereal tho

[woeful nebula]

i tried the honey star

rice krispies

kokokrunch

milo cereal

kelloggs

[boreal jewel]

Try froot loops

And uh

[woeful nebula]

i think it's just not for me

[boreal jewel]

Cinnamon toast crunch

[woeful nebula]

like on their own it's good but i just don't like the texture when mixed with milk

[boreal jewel]

It turns your milk into a cinnamilk

[woeful nebula]

I'd rather have milk and cinnamon toast crunch

[serene sun]

Same

[boreal jewel]

I don't mind partially soggy

[woeful nebula]

i do

do you also like

dip oreos in milk

i tried it didn't like that too

[boreal jewel]

This one no

I bite then i drink

Then chew

[woeful nebula]

what a beautiful duwang

[serene sun]

I just eat them as is

Lol

[woeful nebula]

have you had the peanut butter ones

i liked them but then again it's probably just because i like peanut butter

[fringe oak]

i finally bought a new pillow after 5 yrs and i slept like a baby

[round narwhal]

what about nutting on a butter

[serene sun]

Ya

The mixed ones?

I think the only peanut butter Oreos I’ve seen were mixed with choc cream

[boreal jewel]

Now buy a new bed and you'll sleep like a fetus

[woeful nebula]

yeah it's mixed

i don't think I've seen pure peanut butter

[woeful nebula]

don't forget to deepfry it

[round narwhal]

Wtf bro

[woeful nebula]

idk i saw American fair foods

they just batter up butter and fry it

like a butter block from the package

[serene sun]

Those are nice

But rly sinful

[keen mica]

Well yeah
Butter and fries
That's the American way

Why do you think they're so obese?

[proper cosmos]

Ameriaboo in thai...

Wait pao is just straight up amerigojin

LappDumb

Get drafted get drafted

[woeful nebula]

what did you just say to me I'll have you know I'm trained in the nene seals with over 30 confirmed superchats

[serene sun]

Holodrone

[trim ibex]

Queen SiriKit center I think?

[woeful nebula]

oh

it's going to be super crowded

[median talon]

First day consulting and I only finish at 7:30 pm bruh

[serene sun]

Only 7:30

[boreal jewel]

https://cunnyx.com/cdoll/status/2040829315429044367

໊ (@cdoll)

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CunnyX · Apr 5, 2026, 4:30 PM

Vnd

It's nadiral

[boreal jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/chisa-wuwa-chisa-eating-gif-1628271705184797036

[round narwhal]

namipon

[serene sun]

https://x.com/kuramoto_b/status/2041093569667313968?s=46&t=LKI2L3ksiDy1y-Mo98uWCg

倉本ベータカロテン (@kuramoto_b)

お題箱 倉本千奈rkgk

X · Apr 6, 2026, 10:00 AM

Did you ask for this inyui?

[keen mica]

My friend sometimes go home at 01:00
AM

Good luck

[trim ibex]

What consulting

[round narwhal]

Disappointed
Thought it will get yeeted at the end of the vid

https://youtu.be/Le3j4yEfdwE?si=wRRRmH0B1dJr11LW wtf insym plays something other than horror game

[lilac grove]

My horror streamer

But ya he got burnt out horror recently
So he play other games

He play unpacking 2 days ago

But back to horror with scp last nite

[round narwhal]

what surprised me is not just him playing sts vid
its him trying to beat A10 lol

[lilac grove]

He like challenges

[serene sun]

A rarity in gamers these days

[median talon]

lmao they were being nice to me on my first day

[woeful nebula]

oh right i remember i saw this guy playing phasmo

[boreal jewel]

Paohsmophobia

[proper cosmos]

@loud schooner https://x.com/lolvaleiker/status/2041033398551003539?s=20

King Valeiker 👑 (@lolvaleiker)

TES support fengyue is the tallest pro player in the world. He is 195cm or 6'4.

X · Apr 6, 2026, 6:00 AM

mfer shouldve been playing baskitbol

[loud schooner]

not tall enough for basketball

yao was 7 foot 6

[woeful nebula]

there's always a taller fish?

[proper cosmos]

he couldve grown taller if he did beskitbol instead of playing leg

[median talon]

type shit

First thing my JP colleague said to me for no fucking reason

"u should play basketball rbacuse ur tall"

[sharp venture]

https://youtu.be/DhcNpFwCq6U

this makes me mald

[round narwhal]

yet theres people whos still defending cover

[sharp venture]

oh ya read through the tweet i reposted from biff and look at this idiot

[serene sun]

Damn cover rly did all they could

It’s the stars that sucked

[analog fulcrum]

I mean their fans are also garbage

[round narwhal]

Leave my multi million company alone

grrrrrrr

[analog fulcrum]

And by fans i mean the big cover umbrella fans

[serene sun]

Leave yagoo alone

[sharp venture]

i failed to see the "relentless push" since 2019 my guy

[analog fulcrum]

Like theres gonna shitton of ppl celebrating this

[sharp venture]

bitch where

[round narwhal]

name checks out

Dick

[sharp venture]

he doesn't have one

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

smol pp energy

[serene sun]

You failed them ciel

[analog fulcrum]

You failed them ciel (2)

[sharp venture]

is it because i don't buy merch and only send supacha and give views...

aw shit it's my fault

[serene sun]

Actually we have one such person in this server don’t we

[round narwhal]

duh

[serene sun]

Abs

[sharp venture]

i'm the Helen of Troy in this scenario

[serene sun]

He failed them hard

[sharp venture]

bitch spent what?

[serene sun]

Damn

[keen mica]

Oh yeah it's REALLY clear with this incident

Also everyone who's putting out explanations on why
But it's very clear the ONLY vtubers they watch are hololive
Not even EN indies

[serene sun]

poor cover

[sharp venture]

right under it

[round narwhal]

Keep it coming ciel,i cant access my mouse rn since im recharging it
I need entertainment

[serene sun]

[round narwhal]

post more retards takes

[sharp venture]

fokin idiot

[serene sun]

Is this abs alt

[round narwhal]

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

this is how i destress

[serene sun]

I blocked that mofo a long time ago so no more entertainment from him in this discord

[sharp venture]

this is the equivalent of bird watching for us huh

[round narwhal]

dude bro is so retard,its an easy block lmao

[serene sun]

But I can see their still around when fox goes on the attack

I blocked them for their genshit rubbish before but didn’t knw their a cover apologist

[keen mica]

Ciel, you should look at the threads of people saying how male vtubers can NEVER succeed

[serene sun]

I guess it’s fitting

[keen mica]

It just doesn't make any sense ciel

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Why would anyone want to see anime MEN

[round narwhal]

Imagine if hajiki is under cover

dude probably got cut ages ago

[serene sun]

Ciel failed again

[round narwhal]

Profitmaxxing baby

[sharp venture]

nah the truth is glaring at me i can turn my brain off but not that much

[keen mica]

Hey, kudos to Hajiki
He collabed with Miko
Not something many holostar members can claim

[serene sun]

Oh damn

Time to cancel him

[sharp venture]

ciel girl failure atp

[serene sun]

Tainted sakura migo

[round narwhal]

wdym atp
youre always one

[keen mica]

I mean they definitely tried to

[round narwhal]

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

brother you are 6 years late the train's been cruising

[serene sun]

If I had a patient irl with hololuna or migo’s voice I might uncontrollably slap them across the face

[keen mica]

He has the fire emoji for a reason

[sharp venture]

can you believe he closed his marshmallow because he's getting hate maros regarding his mahjong play style

[serene sun]

[round narwhal]

What baffles me is they stop supporting holostars yet wont let them go
Fking what

[sharp venture]

he doesn't tho...

[round narwhal]

Just let them go indie lmao

[sharp venture]

ikr

[serene sun]

Need to leech off them

[keen mica]

Doesn't he have one in this server?

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

no

[keen mica]

Or did I hallucinate that

[serene sun]

Cover own their IPs

[analog fulcrum]

My guess its some contractual shit

[sharp venture]

you hallucinate

[analog fulcrum]

So they just gonna bleed them out

Until contract ran out

[round narwhal]

I just feel bad for the holostar,and i dont even watch them

[serene sun]

Honestly Astel has his whole fps shit going he can just go indie

[sharp venture]

i say they should jump ship

[keen mica]

Nah bruh the emoji was deleted
Trust

[sharp venture]

SHIBUHALLLLL

[serene sun]

I don’t watch them but I just got reminded cover is indeed a fking jp company at the end of the day

No matter how much gaijin pandering their doing

[sharp venture]

it's either Shibuhal or Ojiji

[serene sun]

I fucking hate japan more and more every day

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

i saw a sanae news earlier

didn't watch it

looked juicy tho

[round narwhal]

Thats what seabros feels toward their own country

[sharp venture]

oh everyday

[keen mica]

Plenty of them have been getting recognition from VCR GTA stuff
They definitely can go indie and focus on that crowd

[serene sun]

I hope Ultraman flies here to vaporise her along with orange man

[sharp venture]

we just love our country when something good happens or when we're comparing to something worse

[round narwhal]

Only good thing come out from SEA is the foods

[serene sun]

Also vaporize the fucking sanseito while their at it

Our gen z are dogshit man

Lazy fucks who don’t want to work

[round narwhal]

other than that SEA is just shit overall
especially the weather recently

[sharp venture]

hey at least we're not getting bombed and we don't have racist government

[round narwhal]

makes me want to jump

[sharp venture]

just corrupt government

[round narwhal]

So fking hot

[keen mica]

It's about to get hotter

[serene sun]

global warming is a hoax

[sharp venture]

the only good thing about RTO is the office is cold and can save bills

[keen mica]

My weather service is starting to warn people about droughts months in advance

[round narwhal]

[serene sun]

My friend’s also ranting about his bank cause ppl getting replaced by AI

[sharp venture]

i need to get the aircon replaced befor summer peaks

[serene sun]

(Actual Indians)*

[round narwhal]

HAHAH

[keen mica]

Pretty much

[sharp venture]

worse comes to worse i'll just spend my money to travel to school and stay there the whole summer

[serene sun]

First time I’ve seen him lose it

Lol

[sharp venture]

how's the migration of indian ppl to japan

[serene sun]

Couldn’t be any better

[keen mica]

Ciel is about to be one of the school's mystery

[serene sun]

Find a better internship that pays

[sharp venture]

my fare to and from school if i use mototaxi is 400 per day

the electricity bill hikes up to 10k per month

yep school it is

[keen mica]

You sure your mototaxi isn't going to hike too?

[round narwhal]

Duh Holostars fans support is not enough because yagoo hasnt able to get his 5th yacth

[sharp venture]

#sinktheyacht

[round narwhal]

need to gib yagoo more money

[sharp venture]

https://x.com/sunrexford/status/2040328033777938925?s=20

sei (@sunrexford)

🃏: i’m holostars plz plz plz

😭😭😭

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X · Apr 4, 2026, 7:18 AM

this is how i cope

[round narwhal]

lol

thats just sad

[sharp venture]

i've watched this clip more than 10 times today

[keen mica]

It's one of the most blatant disgruntled employee stuff I've seen

[round narwhal]

ye

[serene sun]

Lol wow

Tbh I’m glad they are able to do this

Openly shitting on cover

[sharp venture]

https://x.com/lenmarciii/status/2040782516131688776?s=20

🌟marci ⚙️🦔💨 (@lenmarciii)

"don't worry about copyright guys, we won't be releasing this anyway"

😭😂😭 help

X · Apr 5, 2026, 1:24 PM

[serene sun]

Cause irl if you get realigned you just get realigned out of the building

[keen mica]

I mean, "able" might not be the right word to use
More like they don't have much to lose

[sharp venture]

IDIOT SPOTTED

[serene sun]

Ya try doing this with a real job out there

[round narwhal]

and not trying to be that guy,but seeing some of the holo girls tweet regarding the matters,it rubs me in the wrong way lmao
Some of it looks ignorant

[sharp venture]

god i love "know it alls"

[serene sun]

The holostars had such a fking big debuff

[serene sun]

I mean it’s very obvious those girls don’t knw how hard it is

When the brand carried them all the way there

[lilac grove]

Semua holostars milik allah

[serene sun]

Most are boring af streamers

Yet the brand is enough

It’s like fking hoyo or Nintendo

[serene sun]

Same shit

[keen mica]

Considering the audience they were dealing with....
Jesus

[serene sun]

The brand does all the heavy lifting

[round narwhal]

ye

[sharp venture]

fckng Baacharu has been around since 2017

gamebu was 2018

[keen mica]

To me, it's more a case of it's easy to give condolences
But it's a bit rich coming from people who never reached out and helped despite being able to

[sharp venture]

meniki was 2018

Stars only debuted 2019

what was this dude smoking

[serene sun]

The girls like kiara and calli should just stfu

[sharp venture]

fckng peanuts-kun was around since 2017

[keen mica]

Again
It's very clear the holo audience has only watched holo and nothing else

[serene sun]

[round narwhal]

Yeah my thought exactly

[round narwhal]

im replying to towers reply

[sharp venture]

i am very disappointed

[round narwhal]

fk

my mouse

charge faster

[sharp venture]

gg mouse

gws mouse

this is why i have a wired mouse

just buy 1 wired for backup lah

[round narwhal]

bro i cant go back to wired

[serene sun]

Don’t the new wireless ones last for 6 mths or so

[keen mica]

Not even close

[sharp venture]

i have a wireless i use for work

but for game i still use my 502 hero

[keen mica]

I'd say older ones with AA batteries last longer

[round narwhal]

i mean i have two mouse
both are wireless
and both are recharging cause i forgot to charge one of them while using the other one

[sharp venture]

toobid

you're as stupid as this statement

[round narwhal]

????????

[sharp venture]

peak insult i'd say

can't deny i cooked there

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Saying that as a niji fan is CRAZY

[round narwhal]

as peak as hajiki popularity,yes

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

at least mai oshi alive lah

[serene sun]

Who’s her oshi

[sharp venture]

whose

the tweeter?

[serene sun]

Mai

Oh you mean my

[round narwhal]

LMAO

[serene sun]

I thought you meant the person mai

[keen mica]

Who the fuck is mai

Lmao

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

Mai's oshi is alive too

[proper cosmos]

you mean mei

[sharp venture]

isn't Mai's oshi Mashiro

[serene sun]

Ya mei

The doll person

[proper cosmos]

unless who the fuck is mai

[round narwhal]

okay now who the fuck is mai

[sharp venture]

oh ya mei

[round narwhal]

thats mei

[proper cosmos]

fake friends

[round narwhal]

you dumbass

[sharp venture]

WHO TF IS MAI

[keen mica]

Stoopid

[proper cosmos]

LappDumb

[sharp venture]

this is like Olaf looking for samantha

[serene sun]

[sharp venture]

https://tenor.com/view/frozen2-disney-olaf-samantha-snowman-gif-25928001

[round narwhal]

ciel

[keen mica]

Also, technically mashiro died

[serene sun]

Olaf is dead

[round narwhal]

for you

[sharp venture]

i love that clip

[proper cosmos]

annoying orange erasure

[sharp venture]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Pvb-0ejl4ew?si=ppVwZURIBnoiZjhd

[keen mica]

Okay that's hilarious

[serene sun]

[round narwhal]

yeah

i love that vid

[keen mica]

Also, this is chronoir erasure

[round narwhal]

olaf just fking died

[keen mica]

The nose popping out just sends me

You know someone saw that happen during testing

[keen mica]

And decided to keep it in

[sharp venture]

braindead

[sharp venture]

peanuts-kun and baacharu erasure

[round narwhal]

i rather watch indie with 2 digit viewers than any of the hologirls

[serene sun]

Nanora

[proper cosmos]

the biggest holostars haters are hololive fans which is really funny

[serene sun]

That’s why you have these dented individuals defending fking cover

[serene sun]

Weren’t these EN fans acting all high and mighty about not being like Japanese unicorns before

Why are they also becoming the things they claim to hate now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1282318599599558688/1482937367097639054/headache-phrolova.gif

[sharp venture]

i love Holostars

another reason why i love stars is because they never felt like Holo

i'm especially looking at you astel

[serene sun]

If they are fine with Fujos

[sharp venture]

let's not lie to ourselves

fujos are key players in every industry

whoever thinks otherwise clearly never heard the manga creators acknowledge that fact

[round narwhal]

which industry

definitely not game thats for sure

[serene sun]

Not rly denying it

Just hope they knw what they are getting into

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337860016778117180/1445332728265445408/Image_1764664561594.gif

[keen mica]

Gundam
Super sentai
A TON of early anime creators who are women

[round narwhal]

so anime industry

[keen mica]

Yeah pretty much

[round narwhal]

yeah thats why i asked which

[serene sun]

A huge portion of the r18 doujin market are female creators

[round narwhal]

[serene sun]

https://tenor.com/view/chisa-wuwa-chisa-eating-gif-1628271705184797036

[round narwhal]

cause ciel said "every industry"

[serene sun]

I guess not every, if not concord wouldn’t have failed

[keen mica]

Clearly not the hololive vtuber industry

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

concord just didn't have enough yaoi bro

[pastel coyote]

I haven't followed too much of the holo stars stuff

[sharp venture]

esports has fujobait

f1 has fujobait

[pastel coyote]

But people thinking that female fans aren't a market are dumb af

[keen mica]

They do???

[sharp venture]

fckng NBA has fujobait

[lilac grove]

everything is fujobait if you think hard enough

[keen mica]

It's because they only interact with holo fans
And that demographic is like 97% male

[sharp venture]

Figure skating has fujo bait

[round narwhal]

fujo bait or its just porn addicted brain thinking?

jesus christ

thats one hell of a stretch if i ever seen one

[sharp venture]

Yuzuru Hanyu and Javier Fernandez used to train together under the same coach and ppl think they're soulmates or some shit everytime they have an interaction

[keen mica]

Hehe
Hard

[sharp venture]

nah it's just publicist strategy

think dramachuuba but they make the friendships look REALLY close

[keen mica]

Tabloid writers but for fujo starved housewives

[sharp venture]

rose colored lenses but it's gae

[round narwhal]

hmm i'll just leave it at that
ngl my tolerance regarding that kind of stuff has became thinner recently lol

[sharp venture]

anyway

want more entertainment

?

i found a yagoo centered one

[round narwhal]

might be abs alt

[keen mica]

My classmate used to have fujo fantasies of people in our school
As long as there are men, people will find a way

[round narwhal]

if you laugh

yeah im laughing

[serene sun]

Omg xanek

[serene sun]

Guy who’s addicted to leddit karma

[sharp venture]

same reaction

[keen mica]

Oh yeah I remember that fucking narrative
Same thing he said in 2020 and it was ridiculous then too

[serene sun]

Damn I bet yagoo feels so miserable now

Poor guy

[sharp venture]

Rikkun posted a formal apology why didn't rikkun get the same sentiment poor guy

[round narwhal]

its funny they keep bringing up algo and luck
when the gta stuff kinda boost the holostars recently afaik

but they still cut them down

[keen mica]

Literally doing better than ever

[sharp venture]

GTA boosted a lot of ppl and i'm really happy that some of the smaller Vs i watch are getting attention

[keen mica]

In no way thanks to the guy who's heading the "passion project"

I was there when it was fubuki and Matsuri of all people who had to fight to even collab with stars

And somehow it's his passion project

Legitimately piss me off

[sharp venture]

https://x.com/Etheria_jp/status/2040972765575196704?s=20

【公式】イザリア (@Etheria_jp)

【📑#異格者ファイル】——#玄騏
🎙️CV：#内田雄馬

玄騏は防御型アタッカー異格者で、状況に応じて自身や味方の行動進捗を上昇させることができます。高い防御力を活かし、より多くの行動機会を生み出す戦い方を得意とします。

#イザリア

X · Apr 6, 2026, 2:00 AM

[serene sun]

I don’t trust fbk anymore

[sharp venture]

What in the Jiyan DanHeng love child

[serene sun]

Rmb when she said she’ll be the first to quit if cover changes or smething

Ah yes I’m sure cover hasn’t changed since going public

Fking lip service

[round narwhal]

oh i actually remembered that

lol

in the end fame blinds her

[analog fulcrum]

Yeah but it ⭐

Not -live so it doesn't count

[round narwhal]

oh shit youre right

[keen mica]

Thank god we never made Rikkun into a mascot

[round narwhal]

i mean EN tried to

early EN

[keen mica]

And thank god they failed

They were just trying to copy what holo does for no reason

[round narwhal]

and iirc the shit purple dragon was the one whos pushing hard the joke the most

[keen mica]

And everyone who got that went "wtf am I supposed to do with this???"

Tbf it's also clear the dude himself doesn't really want to be publicly known

We barely had any picture of him for years

Still don't tbh

.
Yagoo on the other hand is fully committing to it

[proper cosmos]

in the end its just a bunch of people watching "hololive" and not watching the actual streamers on their screen

LappDumb

my biggest peeve is ultimately all the lesbian baiting

[lilac grove]

crossick be like
thankfully they stopped

[proper cosmos]

basically

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2041223186784665861

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)

Trump: "You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We've got 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect them from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."

▶ Play video

X · Apr 6, 2026, 6:35 PM

[fluid coral]

Dude just talking whatever at this point if this is real man

[boreal jewel]

https://cunnyx.com/xudun95576/status/2041229488579907867

嘘楯 (@xudun95576)

b23.tv/sbnmcGv
︀︀holy this one's soooo delicious she kept crying during the whole 30 mins of the video.
︀︀
︀︀——nop,i was crying together.
︀︀
︀︀but after the end when ppl rushed into her world with ids of aleph1/aemeath,which made her shout,i have to admit,i laughed. loudly.

**💬 2 🔁 18 ❤️ 269 👁️ 7.2K **

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CunnyX · Apr 6, 2026, 7:00 PM

[serene sun]

I posted the clip in wuwa thread

[serene sun]

The aleph 1s entering her world are hilarious

[signal hemlock]

Never sign any securities guarantees with the US

Or u could lose everything depending on the mood the tangerine was feeling that day

[sharp venture]

didn't KJU call him a restarted too?

[signal hemlock]

Yes

honestly kju seems like he's maturing with age, on the other hand the tangerine is losing his mind day by day

[serene sun]

he wants to leave his mark in the world before he dies i guess

america's black history

[signal hemlock]

singlehandedly burning bridges with alliances that took hard men decades to build

bad times create hard men
hard men create good times
good times create soft men
soft men fked around and are finding out

[turbid grail]

I'm sure Trump is soft all over

Not one ounce of muslce in that frame

[signal hemlock]

Trump and Elon, peak body type

[turbid grail]

on a more positive news

It's my birthday today

[signal hemlock]

[serene sun]

Happy cake day

[meager dust]

Happy birthday

[sharp venture]

Happy womb eviction day

[lusty finch]

true

[signal hemlock]

don jesus, didn't know he was a mafia boss

[keen mica]

Happy birthday!!
Now wheres the free food

[round narwhal]

Inyui what makes you share that out of nowhere im curious

[boreal jewel]

Me at work

[boreal jewel]

Say the line sierra

[round narwhal]

Understandable tbh

now imagine if the squeak sound is replaced by supiki sound

[woeful nebula]

[woeful nebula]

.

[round narwhal]

au

[turbid grail]

it's up my ahh

[proper cosmos]

Ok open up

Im in your walls

[serene sun]

https://fxtwitter.com/sharma_views/status/2041221884453548117

Mr Sharma (@sharma_views)

🚨 REPORTER: Attacking power plants and bridges violates Geneva Convention. Isn’t that a war crime?
︀︀
︀︀TRUMP 🇺🇸: I hope I don’t have to do it… they won’t have nuclear weapons.
︀︀
︀︀REPORTER: That didn’t answer my question.
︀︀
︀︀TRUMP: You are fake news.

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FxTwitter · Apr 6, 2026, 6:29 PM

[analog fulcrum]

Still actually insane no one calling to impeach this guy from inside

Surely the republicans can see how demented this dude is

[proper cosmos]

That implies hes doing something they dont want

LappDumb

Everyones caught up on how stupid he is

But hes getting their dirty laundry done

Starting more wars in the middle east

Why would they impeach him lul

[sharp venture]

so unlucky they only got his ear...

also working from home is depressing, I cut travel time but it's mo depressing working whole at home than at the office lmao

[turbid grail]

Honestly yeah

I lose like 50% work speed working from home

[proper cosmos]

I lose 50% work speed working

[lusty finch]

i lose

[signal hemlock]

i

[meager dust]

Dead

[round narwhal]

i think she likes StS 2

[trim ibex]

WTF

[trim ibex]

Damn Ciel go full savage

[trim ibex]

I would beg to differ 90% of Bara fan I ever met IRL are real MEN

[serene sun]

[trim ibex]

The guy made me want to be an alcoholic

[keen mica]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2041180672962822209

Senator Mark Kelly (@SenMarkKelly)

Yes

Quoting Jack J (@Jack_Frodo)
︀
do you think retired shuttle astronauts are getting fomo

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FixupX · Apr 6, 2026, 3:46 PM

Literally born too late and too early to go to the moon

[round narwhal]

[loud schooner]

KJU isnt helming the preeminent military power of the world and the likelihood of an internal schism resulting in a different clique or SK killing him is more likely than trump getting capped

also much less media coverage for NK

Added more stickers

[round narwhal]

fucking weeb

[loud schooner]

Okay gacha gamer

[round narwhal]

dude you have sparkle sticker

[loud schooner]

I dont play the game tho

[round narwhal]

good

gale buy me kluk wedding skin

[lilac grove]

Oh thats smart

My my helmet got dirty easy
One wash and the sticker will get ruined

[loud schooner]

No

[round narwhal]

why not
i can be your discord kitten

[loud schooner]

Some of these are waterproof/outdoors resistant

Most aren't

I just get the cheap shit ones from AliExpress anyways

[loud schooner]

Thank you discord kitten man

[keen mica]

bold of you to assume sparkle fans actually play the game

[serene sun]

[lilac grove]

Its also half face

[serene sun]

Why’s hanabi there

[lilac grove]

Maybe i should get fullface

Good ol' kyt dot

[serene sun]

I shld plaster my bike helm with the peeb stickers I got

[loud schooner]

Because it fit size wise kinda

A lot of these stickers aren't great for helmet geometry lol

[round narwhal]

im more curious why hanabi exactly

thought you might get gfl sticker instead

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

Couldn't find any on AliExpress that looked ok

[round narwhal]

ah

[loud schooner]

There were generic girls with guns stuff

But more patches for gfl than stickers

Cause LARPers and stuff

[proper cosmos]

Holy larp

[round narwhal]

you shouldve look for junya sticker

[serene sun]

True the gfl stickers on Taobao look kinda mid

The only nice one is the GK emblem

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

I have 2 of those but they huge

Can't fit on helmet

[boreal jewel]

gale what if

you find a tsubame nui