Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

[median talon]

Literally

Do you know SBI

[loud schooner]

Protecting our way of life because I will make economy good

[median talon]

When I got accepted them I had to speak to the CEO

[serene sun]

[median talon]

He's a very prominent Japanese figure whose friends with like, Son

And guess what

Before I went and did my interview with him, I was standing in the hall with some other people that day and we all looked up his Twitter to try and see what he would be saying right

He was just retweeting shit about sanseito, korean's controlling shit. "Don't mess with Japan" ass posts

[serene sun]

[median talon]

It was so funny so I went in there as a haafu ass gaijin ass mf And then I was like. Yeah, I think japan is so sugoi banzai. Sanseito ftw.

Got the job

[loud schooner]

Social media based ultranationalist populist rhetoric for conservatives and centrists has been doing this for years

And Japan has many conservatives and "centrists"

[median talon]

It was just crazy for me that they would ask me shit like that in the interview

They quite literally were asking us about our thoughts on the upcoming elections and shit

[serene sun]

Nothing new

[median talon]

And I was like is this really suitable for a group mensetsu

[serene sun]

Around here

[loud schooner]

Yea sounds normal for the level of idiots here

[median talon]

Honestly SBI would have been a good company I guess

Just because banking builds more skill

[serene sun]

Prospect wise ya

[median talon]

but meh

[serene sun]

Banking is where the money is

[median talon]

I really did not enjoy accounting and I wanted to love it so much

[serene sun]

If you’re rly after money

[median talon]

I mean. Consulting is good enough

I was kind of thinking like that too

Should I force myself to get into banking? Because I know that one day in the future I could be making a lot of money even though I might hate the job completely

And I was like nah bro. I don't want to do audit or any of this shit

[boreal jewel]

Don't you have a connection with the world bank or something

[serene sun]

Make enough in a short period and retire

[median talon]

I mean. My dad
So of course I have his guidance but his life was also really shit. Not going to lie

[serene sun]

Tho honestly now is a rly tough time

Cause orange man

[median talon]

Like they were making him work 100 hours sometimes in his past

He was an auditor as well

[serene sun]

Auditor is a shit job

Long hours low wage

[median talon]

But he rose up a lot because he went to places nobody would go

My family worked all over the world like baharin and shit

And eventually he was senior enough to transfer to the world Bank and that's how he did it

[serene sun]

It’s good if you grind for 5-7 years and then move to a mnc and be an internal auditor

[median talon]

He did I think

Anyways, I don't necessarily need to go work for like the world Bank or whatever

It's also very difficult actually because the intentionally restrict nepo shit

Honestly if I could make 6-7 a month I'd be happy. Maybe if I had kids I'd want more but that is plenty enough for me

[serene sun]

You literally can’t work

There

Since your dad is there

[median talon]

Yeah

[serene sun]

[median talon]

I wouldn't really want to anyways

I would try to aim for something more like the adb

Asian development bank

[serene sun]

It’s no so much nepo shit but they want no collusion and shit

Lol

Go work for an investment bank

[median talon]

Meh

My dad advised against it

One company in Japan was trying to hire me for wealth management

Open House

Idk if you heard of it but it's so sketch as fuck

[serene sun]

Lol

Heard of it before

[median talon]

Every single kuchikomi on kyuujinbox was like. "This place is black'

Yep

[serene sun]

Again don’t work in Japan

Go work elsewhere

[median talon]

Already am

I think I'm very blessed with the gaishi shit

I hope I can maintain this job

If not, I'll have to bail

It's really difficult for me to go to America tho which kind of sucks

Originally, all foreigners living under the G4 diplomat visa could get permanent residency after 10+ years.

As I was around 17-18, they changed that shit

[keen mica]

dude, I work in a government adjacent company and even I didn't get that shit
although I guess that makes sense
we're expected to run as usual no matter who's in government

[median talon]

It's quite sad because I know a lot of my dad's co-workers also in the UN or world Bank, who are retiring now, but I've suddenly had this option of living in America taken away from them. So the moment they retire, they have to leave the country. And some of them are from places like Venezuela and shit were just the association to market could probably get them killed lmfao

[keen mica]

with, uhh, current events
I don't think it's getting better anytime soon

[median talon]

Yeah but that was a bank I interviewed for

SBI it's called

[median talon]

Yeah. I still have a few loopholes but

I better go find a gaijin girl at Shibuya if I really wanted to go lmfao

[keen mica]

if you look white enough you might escape getting snatched up

but it's a sliding scale anyway

[median talon]

I don't know if I do

I know gale somehow says I do

[keen mica]

italians weren't considered "white" back in the day anyway

[median talon]

When I was in America I got called a chink though

If that puts it into perspective LMFAO

[keen mica]

[median talon]

I legit don't feel that white

In america I always feel more like an outsider

[loud schooner]

lmao

bro you white as fuck

[keen mica]

I've never actually seen Mik irl ngl

[lusty finch]

go to britain for your true colonizer roots

[keen mica]

I think I've seen his leg

bruh, the brits aren't any better rn

[turbid grail]

Mik looks like a white british dude with a youtube channel on tech

He's look significantly more white than I expected

[keen mica]

about to be jumpscared by mik in a youtube tech short

[loud schooner]

yea idk why this is me somehow saying mick looks white

if mick isnt someone who looks white i dont think white people exist

[keen mica]

honestly, I don't trust Mik's ability to find a sane gaijin GF in Tokyo either

If history is any indication

[turbid grail]

Dude no joke

Mik legit looks like this to me

[boreal jewel]

LMAO

Literally

[proper cosmos]

Hwait

[serene sun]

White boy

[median talon]

Uve seen me tho

[median talon]

Don't u all have my insta

[median talon]

LMFAOOO

[median talon]

Oh show me that

[boreal jewel]

Miguel

[median talon]

I forgot that pic

Also

I just got gaijin smashed

The Omote sando place I applied for just told my agent I cannot do the shinsa

They don't want my ass

[sharp venture]

did he really say this?

[loud schooner]

Yea dude you're white as fuck

I keep saying this because I stand by it

[median talon]

LMAOO

[sharp venture]

Accenture mentioned pog

[loud schooner]

How is this hard to understand

[median talon]

I feel like Americans see the Asian, and Asians see the Chinese in me

[median talon]

because I'm MIXED

it's perspective

[loud schooner]

Brother I think you try very hard to say you look more asian than you are

[median talon]

I've grown up my life being called Chinese and shit

[median talon]

Not really

[loud schooner]

You are white as vanilla ice cream

[median talon]

among this server perhaps

[loud schooner]

This server has tons of white people lmao

[median talon]

I always like being "white" among my friends

[loud schooner]

What, am I not capable of recognizing a white person now

[meager dust]

Who says that

Who

[loud schooner]

You look white

[sharp venture]

sup coffee

[loud schooner]

That doesn't mean you ain't mixed

But you look white

If we pull out the family guy scale

[meager dust]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-fireball-drossel-von-flugel-robot-hi-gif-5797952952140996471

[loud schooner]

You white

[median talon]

LMAO

Well I hope I'm white enough for America at least

[loud schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-race-card-okay-not-okay-gif-8208509526795978351

[meager dust]

As a certified asian, you look white

[loud schooner]

You are up there

[lilac grove]

as non chinese who look like chinese
you look white

[boreal jewel]

Mik looks like a milk than a latte

If this makes any sense

[median talon]

LMFAO

[lilac grove]

Neko Milkuri

[median talon]

I feel like the only Asian part is my eyes

All my other features are white

[meager dust]

I get your plight of being mixed race person but also like

[boreal jewel]

Yeah this

[median talon]

Truthfully though I've always seen myself also more as white but then being called slurs in America was kind of surprising

[loud schooner]

Bro the japanese people he's posing with have larger eyes

[median talon]

So I was like. Oh. I guess they don't see me as white

lmfao

[loud schooner]

That might just be a Mick thing

[meager dust]

American says slurs everytime

[boreal jewel]

Western genetics stronk

[loud schooner]

Yea cause there are some racist idiots in this world

[meager dust]

Including their own people

[loud schooner]

And many of them run america now

[median talon]

It ain't even like a fake story too, I have a vid I think. Was walking in Vegas and someone started calling me a chink and trying to fight

[loud schooner]

But again, consult the family guy scale

Nobody said it was fake story lmao

You don't need to defend your own experiences dealing with racist shitheads in America

[median talon]

It's crazy cuz that's the first time I've ever experienced that stuff

Japan never

[loud schooner]

That's extremely believable and very common

[loud schooner]

Yea cause you look white

[median talon]

though I have been getting gaijin checked now but it's just housing

[median talon]

yeah but I mean japanese people never go like. Oh you don't fit in

y'know what I mean

At worst they just think I'm rich or something

[meager dust]

Does Japan even say shit in your face, I thought they are discreet sometimes and backstab you mostly

[loud schooner]

You are literally getting rejected from rental properties on the basis of skin tone

[median talon]

Well I hear what my friends say about foreigners

[loud schooner]

They say it a bit more now

[median talon]

Well true

[loud schooner]

Rarely to your face but in general

[median talon]

I just got rejected from Omote sando

[loud schooner]

They can handwave stuff about the Chinese

Sometimes the Koreans

Usually the Chinese

[median talon]

which is like. It must really be since I'm a gaijin

I can't think of any other reason

[loud schooner]

Why do you separate the omote from the sando

[median talon]

It's like that

I'm too lazy to type a dash mate

[loud schooner]

But yea not usually to your face

Counterpoint

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omotesandō

[median talon]

Well my saakuru friends called one mayor a Chinese traitor and shit

[loud schooner]

Yea not to your face because you're not Chinese

[median talon]

Either way my ass is no longer living there

[loud schooner]

And you look white

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

And you're a good one cause that's your friend

[median talon]

sometimes I guess they might think that lmfao

[loud schooner]

??

They literally do

You look white and you're their friend

[median talon]

One of my friends got really mad when I suggested I should get Japanese citizenship

[loud schooner]

That means you're a good one to them

[median talon]

Well not really a friend but like some random guy I knew vaguely

[serene sun]

Why…???

[loud schooner]

Why do you want to naturalize here lol

[turbid grail]

Because Mik is not fit to be a Samurai

[loud schooner]

Genuinely curious

[turbid grail]

JK they hate foreigners

[loud schooner]

He'd be great as an American in a samurai movie made by Hollywood

Considering there's only like 5 japanese actors that are Hollywood billable anyways

[median talon]

Damn can't access the messages. But y'know all the keep japanese japanese shit. Barely talked to the guy

[loud schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-letthemfight-fight-gif-20293916

Wherever you go

He will be there no matter what

[serene sun]

[boreal jewel]

Yosuke Smith

[meager dust]

Can't imagine mik in shogun

[median talon]

I don't, I want to hold on to my Australian passport as it lets me work in america cheaply

HOWEVER I have no connection to aus

[meager dust]

Not enough facial hair

[median talon]

I really don't even have any desire to live there

[loud schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hiroyuki-sanada-lord-toranaga-shogun-gif-1261204649291686870

[median talon]

If I needed to get JP citizenship I would

[loud schooner]

He will be there no matter what

[median talon]

[boreal jewel]

Why not Ireland or something

[median talon]

Man kinda annoyed about the omotesando place

[boreal jewel]

Or swizzyland

[median talon]

Now I really just have ueno

[loud schooner]

Ueno is fine

[meager dust]

Or Canada

[median talon]

ueno was the only place in Japan I've smelt marijuana

like that shit can get shady

[boreal jewel]

[loud schooner]

Ueno isn't shady lmao

[median talon]

Hopefully not

[loud schooner]

It's literally not

[boreal jewel]

Gale would you recommend canada? Specifically alberta

[loud schooner]

It's literally famous for having the zoo with the pandas that were returned

[median talon]

Why Alberta and not like Vancouver

[loud schooner]

To travel in?

[boreal jewel]

To live in

[median talon]

I guess. My other choice is Aoyama i chome

[loud schooner]

I mean it's not my first choice

Very pretty

[median talon]

That property would be a compromise though. It's way smaller

[loud schooner]

Very dumb people there

Lotta Canadian maga equivalents there

[median talon]

That's what I heard lol

[loud schooner]

With stupid premier

But that doesn't mean everyone is bad

[median talon]

It's all oil n shit so it's literally Texas

[loud schooner]

Vancouver is expensive as shit lmao

[median talon]

One of my classmates moved there after tokyo

[boreal jewel]

At least it's cheaper still

[median talon]

she's been loving it

[keen mica]

Mik
I think what you experienced wasn't americans thinking you're not white
it was a crazy racist who deemed anyone not looking like they're from texas as not white

[median talon]

Says the people n vibes are just amazing

[median talon]

This isn't true

[loud schooner]

Yea it's still expensive as shit

[meager dust]

It's Texas lmao

[median talon]

I know that you all think I'm white, but I have been perceived as Asian a lot too lol

[loud schooner]

My guy you are so white you want to be more asian

That's super white

[turbid grail]

Mik is like

If you put him in asia he's too white

[proper cosmos]

Mikacular just got asianmogged by the local south east asian frat leader

[median talon]

I mean I'm not trying to prove anything to you guys. I'm just telling you my lived experience

[boreal jewel]

Mik is like, that one cousin you have from the states and you're from SEA

[meager dust]

Those are words

[turbid grail]

But put him with a bunch of white dudes he'd stick out

[median talon]

I mean I've had people in America who were like "wait. You're not Asian" when I told them LOL

This white ass fucking french guy

And I showed him my family picture and he was like WAIT

YOUR DAD IS WHITE

I was like bro ??

[loud schooner]

For context Vancouver is like the 4th most expensive housing market in the world or some shit

It's crazy

[boreal jewel]

Mik was a beggar magnet here because he looks american

[keen mica]

how the fuck does your dad look like that you're not white compared to him

[boreal jewel]

Yet he's being called the n-word

[median talon]

Would you ever go back

[keen mica]

must look like the perfect aryan speciment

[median talon]

or is it just getting shittier

[loud schooner]

I'm not from Vancouver

[median talon]

Oh

Maybe I'm confusing you for aguywithaname

[boreal jewel]

Inb4 Calgary

[loud schooner]

I'm from Toronto

[median talon]

You seen my dad?

[boreal jewel]

Based

[keen mica]

No?

do you share pictures of your dad online?

[proper cosmos]

Drakes city

[median talon]

can we kill you

[keen mica]

oh right, you do have an insta

[median talon]

yeah

I can drop the name

Idc

[proper cosmos]

Youre spiking my cortisol

[turbid grail]

do not doxx your dad online Mikk

[median talon]

I think gale already found him

I'm not even sure

he linked some guy

[loud schooner]

Of course I found him

[median talon]

I will go tell my dad to connect with gale on linked in

[loud schooner]

You have negative net security

[median talon]

LOL

[proper cosmos]

This is some 3d chess to throw us off the lead

Like

[loud schooner]

Naw he seems douchey

[median talon]

He literally did link him I think

Some random guy at the world bank

[proper cosmos]

I know

[loud schooner]

I didn't link him

[proper cosmos]

Its like

[median talon]

oh

[loud schooner]

I linked a random guy

Niels bom Nielsen or something

[proper cosmos]

Niels holm nielsen

[loud schooner]

Close

[median talon]

I think my dad is a very reasonable person

[proper cosmos]

Tbf

[median talon]

I'm honest about my brother not being reasonable but my dad is chill

[proper cosmos]

That is a very low bar

My dad isnt a raging sex pest

[loud schooner]

I'm 100% basing this off of that one comment you made about your dad firing people and using consultancy firms as a shield

[keen mica]

Mik, I really hope you never show your discord chats with your dad

[median talon]

I mean I can ask him for the exact story but he doesn't do it without reason.

[median talon]

Why not

I don't have anything to hide LMAO

[loud schooner]

My dad isn't a raging sex pest (his penis doesn't work anymore)

[proper cosmos]

Nudist mik

[loud schooner]

But otherwise I don't even use LinkedIn anymore

The people on it are weird

[median talon]

Nobody uses it here honestly

[proper cosmos]

Youre not linkedinmaxxing

[loud schooner]

I'm not lonkedinmassin

[keen mica]

This kind is shit ain't usually thing you say in public dawg
Or maybe the world bank is just lax like that

[median talon]

I mean. It's kinda public info

Search it

well. Maybe why he was fired isn't public

but fuck that guy I don't really care

[serene sun]

[proper cosmos]

If we keep going
We might learn that the world bank financed epstein

[loud schooner]

Reason number 7 today Mick shows why he shouldn't be trusted with confidentiality or an NDA

[proper cosmos]

Lets do it

[serene sun]

bro

Dafug dude

[keen mica]

Bruh if you can't Google it it's not public info my guy

[loud schooner]

Should we search Niels Holm Nielsen on the Epstein files

[proper cosmos]

[serene sun]

mik's scary

[loud schooner]

He hasn't changed

[median talon]

You literally can his name pops up

[loud schooner]

He's always been like this

[serene sun]

gonna leak your deets in some other parts of the interwebs

[keen mica]

Yeah but his firing doesn't

[loud schooner]

Which is why nobody here should trust him with details

[median talon]

fine

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Remind me to never trust mik with any info ever

[median talon]

But there's so many just. Assholes in these types of positions

[turbid grail]

Man if Mik somehow responsible for someone at the world bank being reported it would be hella funny

[keen mica]

Tbf yeah, that one IS public knowledge

[median talon]

world bank got enough problems

their current president has to kow tow to trump btw

[keen mica]

Bankers are ass holes
UN people are ass holes too

So does everyone in the UN tbf

[median talon]

World bank is more chill

IMF people suck

[serene sun]

everybody loves orange man

[median talon]

UN people are very cool

dude UN people actually normally love their jobs and are really dedicated to their cause

The thing is that generally you can make a lot more money in the private sector

So people who stay with these institutions normally do so for a reason

[median talon]

Yummy

Man, I'm actually still so annoyed about my property situation

[serene sun]

paophone

[keen mica]

That's fair honestly

[serene sun]

they stay for the job stability i'd assume

[median talon]

I should go call my agent and get him to ask the deets

[keen mica]

Think one of my friend is aiming for working in the environment sectors in the UN

Gave talks there and shit

[median talon]

Meh. For my family it was just a visa situation. We aren't legally allowed to switch jobs

Unless we leave America

[serene sun]

i've got friends getting laid off everywhere the past year

[keen mica]

Could've made bank working for big oil

[proper cosmos]

Towers gonna be UN director

04a_pog

[median talon]

Yeah

One thing is

It is tax free

Because it is an international organization, your gross salary is your salary normally

[serene sun]

my friend got laid off

[keen mica]

[median talon]

Half of my friends are laid off

I've had to spend the last couple of days preparing my friends for interviews and how to interview with companies and shit

[keen mica]

Oil and grass can be seasonal like that tbf

[median talon]

They're all tech

[loud schooner]

Touch grass every day

[keen mica]

Even without the economic shit going on rn

[serene sun]

just watch what orange man says

[keen mica]

Tech interviews are agonising

[meager dust]

I like pain

[median talon]

I had to help a friend prepare

[proper cosmos]

Itd me

Im the interviewer

Most people are stupid

I fail most of my interviewees

[median talon]

LOL

my friend just interviewed for a company and I had to sit down and help him with STAR and shit

it's been burned into my brain thanks to all my shinsotsu Hunting

[keen mica]

STAR and SMART are basic shit tho

[median talon]

The worst position I ever applied for was amazon

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Takes you like 15 minutes to learn

[serene sun]

you're not indian

[median talon]

They fucked up my interview. Gave me less than 12 hrs notice of my interview time. Never ever even responded

Like. I finished the interview and then they never got back to me. Didn't even say if I failed

I literally approached them in person at the Tokyo career form and I was like hey I'm still waiting for a reply, and bro said ok!

[serene sun]

a lot of places do that these days

[median talon]

I went home and I've never got a reply to it this day

[median talon]

Surprisingly, I've received some pretty decent rejection letters though from every other company that I've applied for

[serene sun]

they just ghost you instead of having the slightest bit of courtesy

[median talon]

For example, I've been rejected from Sony, from Mitsui, Mitsubishi. Sega and pokemon etc

[serene sun]

pokemon

[median talon]

I bless kami that I was not accepted into any of these not going to lie

[median talon]

YEAH

I was actually on the third round but

They made me write a whole case by the way

They were like if you were to join the company what actually would you be doing? And they made me write a whole essay on it and then presented to them and stuff

[keen mica]

That's like 95% of the placed I apply to

[median talon]

So my idea was to try and integrate more entertainment like streaming and collaborations with creators to do growth

I'm so glad I did not get into pokémon man

Or paralegal shit lmfao

[boreal jewel]

Paoralegal?

[meager dust]

Your idea seems outdated

[median talon]

I mean overseas it's common

[median talon]

True

I didn't know what else to say

Fix your fucking shit ass games

not gonna tell em that

[loud schooner]

Just make more gacha

Ez

Hire me

[median talon]

Open House might be the worst one tho

They interviewed me and then forgot about me for 2 months then offered to interview me again LOL

I said bro I'm good

[keen mica]

I have a worse story
This big conglomerate rejected me about a 2 years ago
But my application was never rejected in their system
Since they don't allow multiple applications
I haven't been able to apply to like 10 companies due to this shit

[serene sun]

[median talon]

wtf

Bro, just change your name at that point

[keen mica]

It's like THE company to work for here too

Shit is so ass

[proper cosmos]

Make a cat gacha

[median talon]

Marry a foreigner and leave

[boreal jewel]

First name To
Last Name Wers

[median talon]

be nads wife

[keen mica]

They basically run all of oil and gas in this country
So I guess I just can never work there

[boreal jewel]

Oh yeah anyways

ARAM?

[median talon]

Have you not tried to contact their HR or something

[keen mica]

I'd rather die

[median talon]

I would literally just like email them

[keen mica]

Tried like 3 times

[median talon]

Is ueno a nice place

[median talon]

Damn

[serene sun]

no

Actually, define nice

[keen mica]

Pretty sure the lower ranks have no idea how to solve it either
And the people up top could not give less of a shit

[median talon]

I have two choices left

Aoyama ichome

Or some place in ueno

That's my address to be

[serene sun]

i feel like aoyama would fit you more

[median talon]

There isn't a living room though

[serene sun]

lol

[median talon]

Yeah it's smaller though, lemme see

What makes you say that by the way

I feel like it's a very professional area

[boreal jewel]

Live in setagaya

[serene sun]

i mean if you picked omotesando before

aoyama is the closest to it

ueno's kinda different

[median talon]

I mean I guess in terms of layout

The Ueno one is slightly nicer

[loud schooner]

just buy an apartment

[boreal jewel]

I'll hook you up with my friend

[median talon]

I might fucking hate alpha sites and try to leave

[boreal jewel]

Maybe he can find some

[median talon]

So like I got to be careful before I do stuff

[loud schooner]

sell

[boreal jewel]

Then we get the commission money

[median talon]

Is it not pretty damn hard to in Japan

[keen mica]

You're better off getting a better location than a better house imo
Considering what you want to do

[median talon]

My mom actually did offer to buy me some property

[loud schooner]

yes we know

[median talon]

That would be prime nepo though lmfao

[boreal jewel]

Or just get that house in chiba with a fucking elevator inside

[loud schooner]

in tokyo? not really

[keen mica]

I mean, honestly
No shame in it imo

[boreal jewel]

You can fit 20 cars too

[median talon]

I'm already going to be overtimeing enough with this consulting shit

The last thing I want is to have to live like an hour away

[median talon]

Hmmhmm

I'll kentou

I don't particularly hate the Aoyama place though

[serene sun]

rich ppl talk

just buying a place

[median talon]

I don't think I'll do that

[median talon]

I like this little Aoyama place

[loud schooner]

yea cause he mentioned it before a few times

i know what he is

[median talon]

It's my mom but she's being unrealistic

She told me to get on discord to buy a place

And started looking at like. Penthouses

I was laughing

[boreal jewel]

But she can afford

[loud schooner]

die

picture of a screen

[median talon]

I was like mom I'm not fucking

[loud schooner]

die

[median talon]

Getting that

[median talon]

My inner unc

[boreal jewel]

Oops
ooc

[median talon]

Not really. She's just too used to new York prices she's like WOW! THIS IS CHEAP

I said uh yeah this is tokyo

[loud schooner]

mick:

im not generational wealth cause its new wealth

also mick:

my mom thinks a 12 million dollar penthouse apartment is cheap

[median talon]

It's not 12 million

[loud schooner]

little does mick know he makes or breaks this generational wealth

[boreal jewel]

Mik

[loud schooner]

https://housingjapan.com/buy/ark-hills-sengokuyama-residence/1113981-4bed-2bath-210sqm-unit-roppongi/

this?

12.4 million

[median talon]

oh

No idea

[boreal jewel]

Paypal me 30k

[loud schooner]

????

[median talon]

I'll go text my mom right now

Ask her what she thinks is a good price for a house

LMFAO

[loud schooner]

mick how do you keep on saying something

and then it turns out you have no idea what you just said

[median talon]

What does that even mean oh u mean the price

[loud schooner]

you say its not 12 mil

but its 12 mil

[median talon]

I mean I didn't exactly see the price on her screen. She just was screen sharing some random shit

[loud schooner]

no dude you do this all the time lmao

mick are you sure you're not part of soon to be generational wealth

[median talon]

I WISH

But I've seen my dad's salary because I'm applying to places

[loud schooner]

mick your mom was looking at a 12 million usd apartment

[median talon]

it ain't allat

[median talon]

She's a real estate agent herself so I have no idea

Maybe she was just like speaking of it in comparison to America

I doubt she's actually going to be able to buy it

[loud schooner]

why is the show furniture they picked for this apartment so shit lmao

this furniture does not fit

why is it some middle class chinese shit

[boreal jewel]

Speaking of
What would happen if you buy a property in japan but you're not a citizen yet

[loud schooner]

you own a property while not being a citizen

[median talon]

Nothing much

why

lmao

[loud schooner]

citizenship isnt required for property ownership here

property ownership isnt even tied to residency here

[boreal jewel]

[loud schooner]

you can not have japanese residency (visa) and still buy property here

[median talon]

Let's all throw down a hundred band and buy a house together

[loud schooner]

jesus who designed this interior

[meager dust]

How about you buy me a house

[loud schooner]

why is the furniture so ugly

[meager dust]

Mom's taste

[loud schooner]

genuinely thats like

a thing with some of the super expensive listings in japan

a lot of things are still made by the same damn makers so some of it just looks very samesame

[loud schooner]

naw i'd rather buy a plot of land to start an anarcho socialist commune

[median talon]

I feel like I would rather buy a nice place in den en cho fu

Then these tacky apartments

[median talon]

yay I'll be the farmer

[loud schooner]

you buy these penthouses because the property prices are rising in tokyo

not because you like it

and property prices are rising in tokyo

my place has increased in value somehow

[median talon]

Yeah

[loud schooner]

not entirely sure why

but i'll take it

[median talon]

I'm still going to consider renting

I mean my plan is to try and settle down with somebody as well first before I get a house

Here is hoping that it doesn't take that long

Euuugh still thinking if I should go for ueno place

I guess uenos more fun than Shibuya

[loud schooner]

the zoo doesnt even have a panda in it anymore

[boreal jewel]

Why

[median talon]

Nor the monorail

So sad

[analog fulcrum]

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FixupX · Feb 13, 2026, 3:33 AM

[boreal jewel]

Actually who's richer

Gale or mik

[loud schooner]

?

[median talon]

Gale bruh

[loud schooner]

dunno

probably me

[boreal jewel]

Dam

[median talon]

bro as an individual I'm a fucking college student

[loud schooner]

because ive been working for a while and make more than him

[median talon]

my parents aren't me

[loud schooner]

and i do own a place here

[median talon]

u talk like I'm rich myself lmfao

[boreal jewel]

Didn't you finish already

[loud schooner]

after me its sphere or kuma

dont know which yet

[median talon]

Real shit even in America. My parents are considered just average

[median talon]

Meh

My graduation is in March

[analog fulcrum]

I tot sphere will be richest

[loud schooner]

if we're talking family-family

i think my family probably richer than mick

[boreal jewel]

I think sphere topples you

[loud schooner]

but no idea about the depths of sphere or kuma

[loud schooner]

on a personal basis absolutely

[median talon]

probably still gale

Yeah

[loud schooner]

spheres job is investing with his family assets or smth lol

[median talon]

All that matters to me is if I can get a few extra bucks here and there, and not have to sell my soul for it

[loud schooner]

one of my tasks this week was looking through translated documentation for products from a different team so that we wouldnt have to translate them again

[proper cosmos]

Sphere job is inherit the family fortune

[loud schooner]

yea but see no idea where the mark for that is

and for kuma

[median talon]

Bros in med

[loud schooner]

my parents also refuse to disclose their financials to me or my siblings so

i have no idea

[median talon]

Really? I had to basically ask my parents for all of their financial shit just for these houses I'm applying for

[loud schooner]

yea?

why would you need your parents finances to apply for rentals here

[median talon]

Guarantors n shit

[loud schooner]

you can just get a guarantor company to be your guarantor

guarantors are a suggestion

[proper cosmos]

My parents financial is barely above the limit where we get financial support from the government

LappDumb

[loud schooner]

yea ever wondered in what capacity

[median talon]

I mean my salary is 4k, but some places I apply for are like 1.3 right. So they also asked how could I prove I still make enough and my agent said bro just put ur fam

So I put my world bank dad salary down

[proper cosmos]

Hey can you be my coguarantor, im gonna win big in the pachinko frfr trust

[loud schooner]

guarantee these nuts

[median talon]

gamble it all away

[proper cosmos]

[meager dust]

Me being the ultimate middle income family

[loud schooner]

honestly i think its probably sphere

maybe

[median talon]

[loud schooner]

sphere has literal

dynastic wealth

[median talon]

LMFAO

[loud schooner]

royal blood flows through his veins

[proper cosmos]

I had to steal pencils for class

Got into trouble a couple times

[median talon]

I got to hear ur family lore irl

[boreal jewel]

That a felony

[meager dust]

Should've keep stealing

[proper cosmos]

I did

Stole all kind of pens and pencils and rulers to get through to uni

[loud schooner]

eventually

stole the heart of your wife

[proper cosmos]

Never had the money to buy a calculator

So i did all of my math either in my head or on paper

[loud schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4IwK9EtKeU

nad wake up new animu

[boreal jewel]

You lie, you cheat, you steal

[proper cosmos]

Watching everyone have generational wealth be like

[loud schooner]

animu filmu

[proper cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/tinder-my5n5-kermit-gif-24133413

[proper cosmos]

Wats this

[loud schooner]

no fuckin idea

it just popped up for me

[serene sun]

its prob sphere

[proper cosmos]

Lul

[loud schooner]

“To You in the Beyond” is a coming-of-age film adapted from the popular novel by Akiko Abe, one of Japan’s most talked-about authors and the winner of the 22nd Honya Taisho Award (Japan Booksellers’ Award, 2025) for “Cafuné.”

A story of secrets and fragile emotions shared between boys and girls, the novel gained widespread attention—especially on TikTok—and is now brought to the screen.

ah fuck

tiktok

[serene sun]

royal family

[loud schooner]

i die

[loud schooner]

yea royalty strong

[proper cosmos]

Tikutoku

[meager dust]

Heh

[proper cosmos]

Watching spoon pull the

Omg we are so poor

When he has multiple properties

[boreal jewel]

I'm poor

[loud schooner]

https://www.novelupdates.com/series/to-you-in-the-far-beyond/

[proper cosmos]

And i sleep on cardboard

Is hilarious

[loud schooner]

1974

[proper cosmos]

Ill steal your balls

[loud schooner]

what is happen in 1974

[boreal jewel]

I can't even afford to eat at Denny's everyday

[loud schooner]

take spoons cardboard

[boreal jewel]

[loud schooner]

yea but you are corrupt government

[boreal jewel]

😔

[loud schooner]

wait are there more new nijis

who the fuck is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFwkcIICJc

i thought this was lyroreco for a second lmao

how many people are there now holy shit

[meager dust]

Oldge

2 new ones this year

[loud schooner]

161 in nijijp

what the shit

[keen mica]

Maybe this is common in well off family
My parents were like that too, even though they're upper middle class at best

Had to fill some papers for uni and they just gave "above so and so"

[loud schooner]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i have a rough estimate

but the margin of error on that estimate is silly

well okay its a vibes based estimate

the conclusion is very comfortable

[round narwhal]

Who

[loud schooner]

i dont fuckin know man

i thought it was chisato

[keen mica]

Not counting what they stashed up on a secret Swiss bank account I'm assuming

[round narwhal]

Lmao

[loud schooner]

dunno whats going on there

[serene sun]

the new duo

p funny duo

[loud schooner]

are they actually

it feels like i blink and theres just new nijis

[serene sun]

supposed to be good friends

[loud schooner]

oh wtf

[serene sun]

i saw their clips on bili

[loud schooner]

its a lycoreco hair aesthetic

wtf

[keen mica]

Tbh only found out what my dad's actual job is from a friend
Cause they looked up my family on Google
So maybe I'm just bad at the family thing

[loud schooner]

but otherwise its:

rough estimate of current net worth based off of stock holdings i know about

rough estimate of current real estate portfolio value

[serene sun]

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1QjcszrEq3/?spm_id_from=333.1391.0.0

[loud schooner]

ballpark salaries of both and multiply by a few years

[serene sun]

saw this clip

[loud schooner]

add in vibes based whatever else

fuck if i know.jpeg

[keen mica]

Everyone called them a yuri wave when they debuted
Cause they came from the best friends audition or something

[loud schooner]

my mom got into day trading kinda for fun and shes

doing very well

and the valuation on her portfolios are high

[serene sun]

day trading is great if you know what you're doing

you dont get rich just from wages anyway

[loud schooner]

unironically she does

[keen mica]

Day trading is great if you have money to lose

[loud schooner]

she used to work for TD bank in canada

[serene sun]

i mean ya

you cant always win

[loud schooner]

she mostly goes in on ETFs and stuff

stable shit

boring shit

[keen mica]

Reliable shit you mean

[loud schooner]

she'll do more day trades for up and comings and stuff

like recently she did a few days in on rare earths stuff and some battery stuff

apparently it worked out

[serene sun]

my sis alr lost half a mill in crypto recently

[loud schooner]

shes not in crypto

no idea if dad is

[keen mica]

I don't think that counts as trading
More like gambling

[loud schooner]

idk what the asset managers are doing anyways

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Don't take financial advice from wallstreetbets

[loud schooner]

*I'm assuming there are asset managers and estate lawyers

also no idea about that

[serene sun]

my sis has the money to lose anyway

not gonna bother

shes too headstrong to listen

[loud schooner]

usd or jpy

[serene sun]

usd

lol

[keen mica]

Lmao

[serene sun]

half a mil jpy is nothing

[loud schooner]

yea cause if jpy thats like

eh

[keen mica]

That's like a few thousand usd

[loud schooner]

half a mil usd can buy land for an anarcho socialist commune tho

[serene sun]

my sis hates japan anyway

she doesnt live here

[loud schooner]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[serene sun]

i shld follow

i hate japan too

[loud schooner]

ultimate goal for whatever money i end up with is to use a lot of it for social work and charity shit

and then some fun stuff

like an anarcho socialist commune

[serene sun]

[loud schooner]

what, to america?

[keen mica]

Why would you emigrate to America rn lol

[proper cosmos]

May i interest you in contributing to nadrity
A charity for nad

[loud schooner]

depends

[loud schooner]

you gonna put out for the homies or

[boreal jewel]

Mik's place gonna be like

[serene sun]

lol

[loud schooner]

paocophone

[serene sun]

no way

[loud schooner]

bro a lotta japanese like america

[serene sun]

america's worse than this shithole

i dont

[proper cosmos]

Depends on what you like rionblush

[serene sun]

im very unlike most japanese anyway

i can speak english

[loud schooner]

all the jp people i see from my uni days are going to america to grind

its wild

[serene sun]

ya

rose tinted glasses

[loud schooner]

they dont know about vietnamese ascendancy

[serene sun]

why would i go where orange man is

[proper cosmos]

[serene sun]

losing braincells reading about the shit he says and does every day

[meager dust]

America soft power in 80s and 90s

Now it is china century

[boreal jewel]

My family kept insisting i should move to my uncle in seattle

[serene sun]

did you guys see the sinkhole in shanghai

[boreal jewel]

But it's the orange man era

And other things

[serene sun]

annoying orange human form

[loud schooner]

oh wow just did

thats big

[serene sun]

right?

scary shit

[loud schooner]

being in construction site is silver lining

[serene sun]

metro construction

[loud schooner]

that one big one in saitama last year was nasty

[serene sun]

ya

[loud schooner]

that truck driver was stuck there for like what

a month

[loud schooner]

are you chinese now

[keen mica]

Holy fucking shjt

That sinkhole is massive

[meager dust]

I was always Chinese (Malaysian)

[boreal jewel]

Walking for like 4 km already and i can't find a decent food

[proper cosmos]

Just eat whatever fatass

[analog fulcrum]

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X · Feb 13, 2026, 3:21 AM

Eat this

[boreal jewel]

I'd rather eat you than that

[lilac grove]

Animal with sharp fang is haram 😔

[round narwhal]

But haram food is good 😋

[keen mica]

They are??.

[lilac grove]

yea

[keen mica]

Shit, learned something new I guess

[lilac grove]

"Setiap binatang buas yang bertaring, maka memakannya adalah haram.” (HR. Muslim no. 1933).

[serene sun]

[keen mica]

Guess humans are haram now

[meager dust]

Huh

[meager dust]

That's Godzilla

[sharp venture]

this channel went places

[round narwhal]

hehe nut

[boreal jewel]

Dinner lmao

[round narwhal]

better buy indomie

[proper cosmos]

me

[loud schooner]

why is inyui homeless

[proper cosmos]

he is on the run from the anti corruption task force

[sharp venture]

Russian roulette with diarrhea

I'm it's a best before and yes it was refrigerated the whole time but still

GAMBA

[analog fulcrum]

Its only a day

[round narwhal]

its only a day

[analog fulcrum]

The bacteria will thrive

[proper cosmos]

its only a day

[round narwhal]

5 days rule

[sharp venture]

that's why it is gamba

[boreal jewel]

I just want something light but fulfilling

[sharp venture]

"something light"

eats white bread

[loud schooner]

mick bread

[boreal jewel]

Honestly not that flavorful too

Or I'll puke

[round narwhal]

kebab

[boreal jewel]

ARAM?

[loud schooner]

why are you homeless

[sharp venture]

bread ain't light

[loud schooner]

also are you actually gonna move to canada lol

[round narwhal]

what

[boreal jewel]

No

[loud schooner]

were you considering it

[sharp venture]

unless you mean by "light" is easy to prep then sure bread is light

[round narwhal]

i mean two pack of indomie is light

[sharp venture]

[round narwhal]

[sharp venture]

goddam

[round narwhal]

did i stutter

[loud schooner]

i mean white bread is light as in its not oily or proteiny

[boreal jewel]

[loud schooner]

its a fairly easily digestible carb

its light the way white rice and saltine crackers are light no

[sharp venture]

went to Ramen nagi with friends recently and bro I couldn't finish my bowl

[boreal jewel]

Honestly I don't know why I suddenly can't eat normal food

[sharp venture]

but it's milk bread prolly more sugar

[loud schooner]

sugar is easily digestible

[sharp venture]

Knorr soup diet time

[loud schooner]

go to the doctor

[round narwhal]

youre dying

[boreal jewel]

Fuck, i could have lmao

Chicken noodle soup with eggs

[sharp venture]

or Nido Oriental Style soup with egg

[boreal jewel]

Hell yeah

[sharp venture]

went to ENT because throat felt off and got prescribed Acid reflux medicine

got stress induced acid reflux

cured now tho

[serene sun]

common cause of gerd

[median talon]

Time to buy my dinner too

Still thinking bout that ueno property...

Fuck it I guess I'm living in ueno

fuck my worthless little life

omote sando too good for my gaijin ass

[serene sun]

[pastel coyote]

Hard agree

[lilac grove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qWYn55cRh9w?si=mjtYW3cdDcQyRk7e

[analog fulcrum]

https://x.com/i/status/2021936577224561031

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What did I js read😭

X · Feb 12, 2026, 1:17 PM

[loud schooner]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/dTzTi5cQC5YuwYRB7

[pastel coyote]

even got the hooters fit huh

[boreal jewel]

It's so difficult to remove the Rubber reversion

[fringe oak]

@loud schooner

league?

[lusty finch]

https://x.com/_EternalReturn_/status/2022288149175738456?s=20

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X · Feb 13, 2026, 12:34 PM

a

pao game gonna die...

[boreal jewel]

EOS

[sharp venture]

the curse

also

new genshin character looks like Anaxa

Anaxa looks like Su

[lilac grove]

not alhait?

[sharp venture]

Su looks like Alhaitham

but Su counterpart in HSR is prolly Anaxa

the family

[main robin]

The suu looks like family

But will they sacrifice themselves

[serene sun]

Su is dead

[sharp venture]

2 of those are dead

[round narwhal]

https://youtu.be/AON5aAVG3QU?si=cU98GYCsEsgnd4Lb 14th feb means time to listen to this banger

[boreal jewel]

Me and tsubame

[boreal jewel]

Did you find happiness though?

[proper cosmos]

Cant find it