#Re:Revenge Hyperbolix

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median talon
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I mean maybe if you have a one room right

serene sun
median talon
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My only qualification was at least more than a one room and within yamanote line

loud schooner
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lmao

median talon
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And that was it and yet it was still so hard

serene sun
loud schooner
serene sun
loud schooner
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see when you say livable you mean "i want to live very comfortably"

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not "i want to live"

median talon
serene sun
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mik your standards are a bit higher than most ppl earning that amount

loud schooner
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the train isnt hard to take

median talon
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I don't doubt. You could probably get by with a place in nerima one room for 7-8man or whatever

median talon
loud schooner
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nerima isnt some far flung place my guy

median talon
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Most of the time I'm out after last train

serene sun
loud schooner
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his social life was booming

median talon
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Pretty good

loud schooner
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his family is also generational wealth

median talon
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I think I've also just chosen a terrible time to try and move though

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Trying to move in March is the worst choice

loud schooner
median talon
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I'm sure there would have been a lot more nicer available property

serene sun
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you graduated at a p bad time too on top of your high standardsfatdogkek

loud schooner
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you're a freshie so this is when you move anyways

median talon
loud schooner
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there isnt really choosing another time if you make this round of things

serene sun
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hosting ppl...

median talon
loud schooner
serene sun
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normal ppl wouldnt even be thinking that

loud schooner
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it is very funny how you continually fail to perceive that

proper cosmos
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I want rich kids life convenience

median talon
loud schooner
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400k a month

median talon
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At least I'm not asking daddy's money lmao

loud schooner
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is your salary

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bonus isnt part of that

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bonus is bonus

serene sun
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are you earning 400k a month mutsukiouo as a freshie?

median talon
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Yep. I didn't count it in my calculations

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Which means that I'm going to go up to 1.2 if I were to rent

loud schooner
median talon
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Which I found a place for that was quite decent. It's in Omote sando, quite old, has no elevator, but I'm happy

loud schooner
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also not difficult

meager dust
median talon
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Yeah

loud schooner
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plus if you want to get that bonus how many times are you gonna be out after 12 lol

serene sun
median talon
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Honestly, I don't think I'll be clubbing much. Anyways, I want to get some decent friends and do sports like volleyball and badminton who knows

serene sun
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mik

median talon
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Just hoping to get a decent social life lmfao

serene sun
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play padel

loud schooner
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you're starting at the bottom of the totem pole as a freshie in an average prestige consulting firm and you desire the nepo life

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its a fun combo

proper cosmos
meager dust
serene sun
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padel is great for socializing actually

median talon
proper cosmos
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Started from the bottom now we here

median talon
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I wouldn't say that's the nepo life at all LOL

loud schooner
median talon
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Not really a spender on other stuff

loud schooner
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thats nepo

median talon
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Well I managed to find a place

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So I guess it worked out

serene sun
loud schooner
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whats that american sport again

median talon
loud schooner
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the ping pong tennis thing

median talon
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It's like squash?

meager dust
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Football?

loud schooner
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not paddle ball

serene sun
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not squash

loud schooner
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i forget the name suddenly

serene sun
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you knw pickleball? but more advanced

loud schooner
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ah yes pickleball

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thats the thing

serene sun
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just book a game and join and play with strangers

median talon
# loud schooner thats nepo

I mean I have actual Rich money friends. Like buying yoji yamamoto clothes every other week going clubbing and stuff type. Ain't me

median talon
serene sun
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my sister recommended me months ago and i've kinda been playing weekly

median talon
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It's trending now lots right lol

serene sun
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my sister plays everyday

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even when she travels

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ya

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its fun

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get to meet lots of ppl from diff fields too

loud schooner
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anyways for future considerations

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an easy to read average price map

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for real estate

median talon
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Yeah

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I think I'm happy with my place

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1.3 moyori station Omote sando

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That isn't too crazy

loud schooner
serene sun
median talon
serene sun
median talon
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I still don't know where she got all her money from but she was from the provinces

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So you wouldn't expect her to be that rich but I just opened her Instagram right now and again she's fucking traveling somewhere

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Her rent was in times square and it was like 5,000

loud schooner
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china is mostly made up of provinces

median talon
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Yet she would still make me pay for her everything. It was so annoying

serene sun
median talon
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New York was not cheap man

serene sun
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damn

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new york is expensive af

loud schooner
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theres only a few places in china that arent provinces

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its far from impossible to get fairly wealthy even if you're from one of the provinces (pop 50 mil people, hidden gem, no american knows about it)

median talon
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I was with another guy and we would go and double dates together

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He would turn to me in Japanese and whisper. Hey let's pay for the girls

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I'd be like okay. Sure let's do it

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Bill comes back. $120 for THIS SHIT

serene sun
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Looks about right

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I sure am glad my wife doesnt indulge in this fatdogkek

loud schooner
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that sounds like your boytoy made you payf or the girls

median talon
meager dust
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Gullible is on the celling

loud schooner
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for the girl*

loud schooner
woeful nebula
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me getting chicken rice at the street vendor and pay what you eat

serene sun
median talon
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It's just new York being new York

serene sun
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ya new york is just expensive af

loud schooner
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its really not hard

serene sun
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spent 30 bucks on a fking bagel in a drink

meager dust
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Why is it called New York. It's not even new

woeful nebula
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well it's more like we just pay for each other from time to time

loud schooner
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opeople do everything here

loud schooner
woeful nebula
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what's bagel

serene sun
woeful nebula
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I've seen it in bakeries but it's expensive

serene sun
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the ppl you meet there are all p reputable tbh

median talon
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But the Chinese food in new York is so amazing

serene sun
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since padel is quite expensive if you play a lot

woeful nebula
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i heard it's like chewier bread?

loud schooner
loud schooner
serene sun
loud schooner
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you boil the dough and then bake it

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it makes it dense and chewy inside and crisp outside

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dont ask me why that is but it be like that

woeful nebula
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sounds tasty

serene sun
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not 30 bucks tasty

woeful nebula
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i can gacha with that

serene sun
proper cosmos
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Bagel is like a donut but you remove the hole

woeful nebula
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wait i thought there's a hole in the middle

serene sun
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bagels have the hole tho

proper cosmos
woeful nebula
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are you sure that's not a borgir

proper cosmos
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Borgi

woeful nebula
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Welsh borgi

loud schooner
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canada has better bagels

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(they're cheaper)

median talon
woeful nebula
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but tbh anything with salmon cream cheese is probably nice

serene sun
median talon
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I love flushing

woeful nebula
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toilets?

median talon
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Chinese food there is so good

loud schooner
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man that guy had the whitest reaction to stinky tofu

median talon
median talon
serene sun
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i love stinky tofu

loud schooner
woeful nebula
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my time in those provinces were great

loud schooner
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i love the provinces

serene sun
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why is his reaction like that tho

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stinky tofu tastes nothing like it smells

meager dust
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White people

woeful nebula
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maybe just pungent

serene sun
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granted that looks nothing like the stinky tofu i know and love

loud schooner
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maybe he was raised as a white kid in america

woeful nebula
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and not used to it ig

serene sun
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lol

loud schooner
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and so he reacts like that

woeful nebula
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tfw the transfer student ate fried rice with a bit of white pepper and was sweating bullets

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I'm sorry i won't put in any peppers

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next time

loud schooner
serene sun
serene sun
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with the sweet sauce

loud schooner
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Oh wtf

woeful nebula
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don't think I've had one yet

loud schooner
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Spicy is besty

serene sun
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like im fine with the tw ones too

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the red sauce is hk isnt it

woeful nebula
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gochujang

serene sun
serene sun
woeful nebula
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i like spicy but i don't like the Sichuan numb

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feels like i can't really taste much after that

serene sun
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i dislike gochujang

woeful nebula
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i think it's ok

loud schooner
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i like gochujang

woeful nebula
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but Korean food tends to be sweet

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too sweet for me

serene sun
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i prefer sriracha

loud schooner
woeful nebula
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yeah

loud schooner
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i think japanese food sometimes

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has a british problem

serene sun
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jp food is too sweet

loud schooner
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in that i think its better than the brits

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but

woeful nebula
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beans?

serene sun
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gale...

woeful nebula
serene sun
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anything is better than brit food

loud schooner
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japan was very influenced by chinese cuisines

serene sun
woeful nebula
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BEANS

loud schooner
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and they took over a lot of asia

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and they didnt bring back

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enough spices

median talon
serene sun
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what food does britain even have

analog fulcrum
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Isnt that also applies to korean food

woeful nebula
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BEANS

loud schooner
serene sun
woeful nebula
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toad in a hole

loud schooner
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uwu ill have ur dick

loud schooner
median talon
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I just attended the scary meeting and they increased my salary

loud schooner
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a lot of japanese food is influenced by chinese food

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take over a lot of places around asia

woeful nebula
loud schooner
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wheres the fuckin spices

serene sun
loud schooner
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have you set up your nisa account

median talon
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no I should

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currently I just tax evade with vanguard

median talon
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they just said basically they will give us bonuses if we reach a certain target

loud schooner
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i dont think thats a surprising thing

median talon
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yeah

loud schooner
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thats part of the consulting cycle

median talon
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I always want to plan my life around the assumption I don't get these crazy bonuses

loud schooner
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also why you might not have time for all the social life you're worried about

median talon
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it's good insurance but I'm not going to go find a 20man place for example

loud schooner
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anyways you should get a turbo busa

median talon
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I'm hoping at least once a week, be it online or irl, I can be free enough to attend stuff

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be it just hitting up hub or going to play sports

sharp venture
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been watching this conversation since earlier and it sure went places

popcorn

loud schooner
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fuck you're so white

median talon
loud schooner
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hub enjoyers

median talon
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I'll probably find my thing in Tokyo but

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currently as a tourist it's all I know lmfao

loud schooner
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izakayas run the gamut of types lol

median talon
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They're fun but I always find standing bars great to make friends and stuff

loud schooner
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central tokyo hubs are for white people and people who want to sleep with white people

median talon
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LOL

boreal jewel
median talon
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I've made some real good japanese friends from hub though

loud schooner
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i mean theres a lot of bars

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music bars

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stand up bars

median talon
loud schooner
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themed bars

median talon
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love these

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I'll def find my own

loud schooner
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hubs are so basic white bitch

median talon
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but as a tourist, so far I really know only hub

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I only ever go to tokyo for a few days a year after all

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I met this entrepreneur guy who was so hyped to chat with me from Hub

loud schooner
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tbh looking at all these tourist that yap about going to their favorite places in tokyo

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i think its just personal lack of desire to find non hub places

median talon
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I took whats his name? aguywithaname to hub

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that's where we went when I was down here for a bit

loud schooner
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yea i know

median talon
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but hub was a foreigner friendly place I could take him to

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since look if I hit up places in ebisu, which is what my friends would do, there's no way it would be fun without Japanese

loud schooner
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its not like most would kick you guys out

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you can go here as the next evolution from hub

median talon
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hell yeah

median talon
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I thought it'd be fun to have him talk to people and kinda see the tokyo vibes

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which of course needs english, and it was extremely fun

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we met a full on blonde hair blue eyes russian dude. Who was a Japanese citizen born here

serene sun
median talon
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and then we met two todai Japanese grads, one who took my insta and still keeps in contact

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so I enjoyed that night and I'd be down to go back

loud schooner
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see you should just get a turbo busa and explore japan

median talon
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I'll be driving lots

loud schooner
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boring

median talon
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well I've done winter drives

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definitely need a car

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but I could rent a bike too

loud schooner
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not for tokyo

median talon
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not sure if my liscence allows it

loud schooner
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just buy a turbo busa

median talon
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I actually think I can't

loud schooner
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no shit you cant lmao

median talon
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lmfao

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maybe ill go upgrade

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but oh my god, getting a liscence in japan was the worst experience

loud schooner
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its a car license

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why would you assume that lets you ride a motorcycle

median talon
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sets you back almost 30man, and also takes 6 months plus

loud schooner
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wasnt too bad

median talon
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but i kinda did not enjoy that experience

median talon
loud schooner
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no?

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passed everything fine

median talon
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I'd say the school itself is fine

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the exams were just terrible

loud schooner
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2 weeks for car, 250k

median talon
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did you already have a liscence

loud schooner
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3 months for motorcycle (commuting classes)

serene sun
median talon
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mine took around 5-6 months

loud schooner
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4 lessons for manual car license upgrade

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1 week for big bike license

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might get a forklift license next for fun

median talon
loud schooner
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or just start filling it in and get truck

loud schooner
median talon
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I probably shoulda done that

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yeah

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but I kayou

loud schooner
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exams are easy

median talon
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I passed first try as well but

loud schooner
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only reason i had any issue with the exam was the written one that i took in japanese after 6 months of not doing it and not studying it

median talon
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it was really a pain

loud schooner
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so i got 88 points and then passed when taking the english one easily

loud schooner
median talon
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fair lmfao

serene sun
loud schooner
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i vastly prefer stricter exams so that there are moderately less idiot douchebags on the road here

median talon
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I got my american liscence at 16

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was really easy and straight forward

median talon
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driving in japan is so fun

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I'd be pulling out a gas station to make a right so there's 3 lanes of oncoming cars. they all stop for me

loud schooner
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naw car boring unless you get sports car and hit twisties hard

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get motorcycle

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more fun

median talon
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meanwhile... when I was in vietnam

median talon
loud schooner
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are you gonna whitesplain vietnam to us now

median talon
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my brother has a few sports cars and wants one in japan too

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so i said ey bro

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get me one

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lmfao

median talon
loud schooner
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Your blackpilled brother?

median talon
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the traffic is bad

loud schooner
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The airline guy?

median talon
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like thats just a fact

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yes and yes

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although hes not as blackpilled now

proper cosmos
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Buy me a sports car

median talon
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he keeps texting me of all people about his relationship stuff

loud schooner
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So he's still blackpilled

median talon
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he goes on about his height and all this shit

loud schooner
median talon
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its kinda funny

loud schooner
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Your brother sounds like a douche tbh

loud schooner
median talon
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I mean. I won't exactly disagree

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though I think he's maturing

median talon
loud schooner
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Maintenance and parking will hit like shit

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Even if you don't pay for the car

median talon
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his idea is like

loud schooner
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Vehicles cost money

median talon
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if i spend more on cars more girls will like m

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all this shit

loud schooner
median talon
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hes like your age

loud schooner
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Yea so like 30

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I'm 28 that's like 30

median talon
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if someone pays for it

loud schooner
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On your salary?

median talon
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uh yeah

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i would not be driving it every day

loud schooner
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Parking in your area will be a pain and will probably cost like 30k a month

median talon
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i wouldnt pay for its parking

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thats on him

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i doubt hell get it anyway

loud schooner
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Lmao why would he do all that

median talon
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he just keeps talking shit

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like ren ren

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get a sports car ren

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all the girls will L:OVE YOU

loud schooner
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Who the fuck is ren

median talon
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i told him why tf would i in tokyo

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me bruh

loud schooner
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Ew

median talon
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bro said ew

loud schooner
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Does he actually have a cool car or is it like a meh one

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In terms of flex value

median talon
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uh lemme see

meager dust
loud schooner
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Also if you want a sports car you might as well learn how to drive manual

median talon
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I am really not interested in like, any of this stuff honestly

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whatever taimuzu ka has ill take

loud schooner
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Then don't get a sports car

median talon
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i wont

loud schooner
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Or a car

median talon
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unless he gets one

loud schooner
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You don't need one for Tokyo anyways

loud schooner
median talon
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only one sports car

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uh is this even "sports car"

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u look and tell me. i dont know shit nor care about cars

meager dust
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Fairlady pfttttt

loud schooner
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oh thats a Z lmao

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thats not a flex car

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its cute

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its not bad

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its not a flex car

meager dust
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Could be worse

median talon
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he flexes on me with it all the time

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we;ll be on the i270 and hes like

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YO

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watch this

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slams the pedals

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to show off its acceleration lmfao

loud schooner
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lmao your brother is a douche

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still is

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hasnt changed

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what a guy

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its not even a fast car

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well "fast"

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its faster than non sports cars

median talon
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hes actually still matured a lot believe it or not

loud schooner
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its slow for a sports car cause its entry level and cute

meager dust
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I was expecting a Lambo like any douche

median talon
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i dont wanna be a like. "judge" of him or whatever

loud schooner
proper cosmos
loud schooner
proper cosmos
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Mick bro: watch this

median talon
loud schooner
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you are one of the best people to judge your sibling

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if they are a douche

median talon
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but he act like he is

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my parents get mad cos

loud schooner
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its close friends and familys responsibility to judge douchebags

median talon
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hes got no expenses cos he lives with them

proper cosmos
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He should buy me a lambo

median talon
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but he just saves for next car

proper cosmos
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Why does a like

meager dust
proper cosmos
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Pilot

median talon
proper cosmos
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Who makes tons of money

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Still live with larent

loud schooner
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so you do judge him

median talon
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mainly i try to give him women advice

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LMAO

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like. stop being mean

proper cosmos
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Like

loud schooner
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nad this entire bloodline is cooked if this is the offspring

proper cosmos
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Thats not even women advice

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Thats like

loud schooner
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their eldest son is a douche

proper cosmos
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Being a normal human advice

loud schooner
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their youngest son is a consultant

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nad you should've done it

proper cosmos
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Their youngest son wants to be betonamu

median talon
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Idk bro it's just

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the way he alwasy talks about dating and shit

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it always makes me like

loud schooner
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for the dozenth time your brother is such a douche lmao

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but a wannabe one

median talon
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idk. i dont wanna be mean to bro but my god im like yo

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u gotta change LMFAO

loud schooner
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be mean

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you are family

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you are the best person to be mean to him

proper cosmos
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How does a family birth both a blackpill son and a womanizer don

loud schooner
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otherwise the douche remains here

proper cosmos
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Like

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Atp

median talon
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I def do

loud schooner
proper cosmos
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If you fusionha

median talon
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the thing is we do not talk at ALL

proper cosmos
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And split the blackpill level

median talon
loud schooner
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Kubo Tite talked about it in CFYOW

proper cosmos
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Do you just get 2 normal people

median talon
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LMAO

loud schooner
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if one perishes the other becomes worse

proper cosmos
median talon
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NO?

proper cosmos
loud schooner
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anyways your brother should get a Ferrari 458

median talon
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that is just my friend inviting me to a "hololive yuri fan server"

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with all other girls

loud schooner
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honestly i expected your brother to have an 86/BRZ

median talon
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who are not even into men probably

proper cosmos
loud schooner
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im surprised by the Z choice

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why would anyone chose nissan

median talon
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trust me

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my parents tell him no

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my dad was talking to me one drive saying

loud schooner
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mick you strike me as performative

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i think you'd read feminist literature and drink matcha

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to woo the lesbians

median talon
proper cosmos
loud schooner
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see above

median talon
loud schooner
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mick imma need you to read page 2

median talon
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something else

meager dust
median talon
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like. the worst infighting to ever exist

loud schooner
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new RZ34 with the 2026 facelift looks good

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admittedly

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and old nissans are cool

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i wouldnt choose nissan now

meager dust
loud schooner
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after the billionth bankruptcy lmao

meager dust
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Anyway, get Mazda

loud schooner
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yea get a miata

median talon
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i am a train nerd tbh

loud schooner
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or if you hate money

median talon
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i want to take amtrak across america

loud schooner
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get an RX7

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or if you hate money

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get an RX8

median talon
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like hell actually want to go buy one of whatever these are

loud schooner
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why would i talk to your douchebag blackpilled brother

median talon
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lmfao

meager dust
loud schooner
#

wow im thinking about miatas again

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fuck

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almost bought one last year

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a different timeline

proper cosmos
#

You can buy me a miata

loud schooner
#

no

median talon
#

i mean ur settled in tokyo

proper cosmos
median talon
#

its just expensive as fuck

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id never buy there

loud schooner
#

?

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what is

median talon
#

the parking and taxes

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for a car

loud schooner
#

taxes arent really much

median talon
#

but in sapporo i would

loud schooner
#

its mainly parking

median talon
#

I guess

loud schooner
#

i just decided to get a second motorcycle instead

median talon
#

fair

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i assume you all dont have harsh winter conditions

loud schooner
#

and if i do get a car i'll just get a honda fit

median talon
#

my god even a car in winter sucks here

loud schooner
#

and please dont explain winter to me

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im canadian

#

im aware of what a snowy winter is

proper cosmos
#

Whats winter

loud schooner
#

winter is what is coming

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when jon snow bangs that chick

lusty finch
#

Who is coming

proper cosmos
#

I am

median talon
#

i was so underprepared

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my ass was freezing in hanoi

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i had to go spend like 500 dong on some jacket cos i was too cold

proper cosmos
#

Ye lulz

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You mean 500k

loud schooner
#

500 dong lmao

median talon
#

ye

proper cosmos
#

500 dong is like

median talon
#

the k is implied

loud schooner
#

2 cents?

loud schooner
#

see this is what concerns me about mick being a consultant telling others what to do

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its this

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its all of this

meager dust
#

Still cheap, no?

proper cosmos
#

My dih is 20m
The c is implied

loud schooner
#

i know he plays it up here

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but like

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doesnt read

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doesnt type

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isnt clear

lusty finch
proper cosmos
#

Ye 500k is 20$

loud schooner
#

cant explain

meager dust
loud schooner
median talon
#

you all knew i wasnt talking about two cents

loud schooner
#

consultants are all useless

median talon
#

that is true

loud schooner
#

stupid industry made of make work

median talon
#

but sometimes we just need to do the job to take the blame type shit

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thats what theyre useful for

meager dust
#

be a softbank consultant is so nice, making shit decision everytime and still get paid

loud schooner
median talon
proper cosmos
#

Be me
Hire consultant
Um this is wrong
K
That would be 400 gorillion thanks

loud schooner
#

i talked to your dad about it

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he asked me how i got his number

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i said ren

serene sun
median talon
#

my dad said he hires consultants so they can come to "conclusions" and he can use those conclusions to fire people and go "hey, wasn't my choice, the consultants showed the numbers"

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type shit

loud schooner
#

mick what does your dad do

median talon
#

hes like the lead of the world bank crisis management

loud schooner
#

last i checked you said he worked at the world bank training people in the gym there while also doing houses

median talon
#

but hes just straight chilling

proper cosmos
median talon
#

like he doesnt do shit

loud schooner
median talon
#

fuck no all he does is fly to random ass places and gives presentations

loud schooner
proper cosmos
loud schooner
#

this sounds douchey

serene sun
loud schooner
meager dust
#

Your dad knew he's gonna be busy when AI bubble crash (won't happen)

proper cosmos
#

Companies pay people to give presentation

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I get paid to watch presentation

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Somehow this is profitable

serene sun
proper cosmos
loud schooner
#

the line goes up and to the right

median talon
#

I checked his linkedin

proper cosmos
#

Like every month i get added to join a full day course

median talon
#

Manager (Head of Business Continuity)

DC

proper cosmos
#

I dont know why

median talon
#

is what it says

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I could give more info but it would dox him

loud schooner
#

is this micks dad

median talon
#

LOL

proper cosmos
loud schooner
#

are you ren niels b holm nielsen

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his name is niels holm nielsen wtf

meager dust
median talon
#

he did the grind

#

im looking at his resume

loud schooner
median talon
#

so he worked hard for what he has

loud schooner
#

idk what you think i mean by douche

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but douche means douche

proper cosmos
#

Like

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None of that is exclusive to douchery

loud schooner
#

anyways i have your dads linkedin now

median talon
median talon
proper cosmos
loud schooner
#

micks dad

meager dust
#

credit suisse
Is he in credit suisse in 2007 to 2009

loud schooner
#

meanwhile mick

proper cosmos
#

5 year experience in gooning to vtubers

serene sun
loud schooner
#

5 years experience in doxxing himself and his family

median talon
#

my dads current role is corporate

proper cosmos
#

Like

median talon
#

uhh lemme show

meager dust
#

However, on May 31, 2024, it was announced that Credit Suisse ceased to exist.[3]

#

Think your dad did pretty good

proper cosmos
#

This is only slightly less worse than smug who doxxed his customers

median talon
proper cosmos
loud schooner
#

Is he alive

proper cosmos
#

No idea

loud schooner
#

Now him

#

Also a douche

median talon
#

so its not like hes in crisis management i dont think

#

we all have no idea what bro does

meager dust
median talon
#

my dad has some stories about this

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like some real crazy shit that i cant believe he just knows

meager dust
#

Is your dad involved WeirdLulu

median talon
#

He'd tell me about how his boss was asked by them to be a fall guy for credit suise. he was investigated and plead guilty to charges, and was in jail for some time. when he left, they paid hundreds of millions to his estate or something

#

i can ask my dad for this story in detail but it was some top secret shit he was talking about what went down and i was laughing

median talon
serene sun
proper cosmos
#

Ok like

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You know its top secret

serene sun
#

bro

proper cosmos
#

This is a recorded chat in a public discord

median talon
#

like who gaf

serene sun
median talon
#

they were corrupt as hell is all

#

ok need to call my real estate agent cos he randomly mesaged me

proper cosmos
#

They couldve hired me to fallguy for them

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For a couple million bucks

median talon
#

gale give me tokyo reccomendation spots

median talon
#

kinda crazy

serene sun
#

not unheard of

median talon
#

now that gale has my dads linkedin if he actually does, he knows we arent some generational wealth nepo family at least

loud schooner
#

Lol

median talon
loud schooner
loud schooner
median talon
#

oh my dad tells me about it

pastel coyote
#

Tokyo big

median talon
loud schooner
#

Local to where

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Big

median talon
#

tokyo

loud schooner
#

I will kill your family

median talon
#

LMFAO

#

okay

serene sun
median talon
#

like the old president

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his wife came in and threw her divorce papers at him

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the kim guy idk what his name was but my dad was telling me

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he had cheated on her and was fucking the bank over

#

they have a new guy who also sucks ass and shit

loud schooner
#

If you want recs for Tokyo you really need to specify where

median talon
#

omote sando is where im at so

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ebisu shinjuku shibuya

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agent just called back

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bro asked if i wanted to pay an extra two hundred for anti insect cleaning

#

・防菌防虫施工：有(+19,250円税込) / 無

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idk what this is

#

tokyos know nfor fuck ass insects though right

loud schooner
#
  • Hatagaya Forest Limit
  • Asagaya Drift
  • Enter Shibuya
  • Ebisu Batica
  • VENT Omotesando
  • Shibuya clubasia
  • Shibuya WWWβ
  • Shibuya Circus
  • Shimokitazawa Counter Club
  • Shimokitazawa SPREAD
  • Shimokitazawa LIVE HAUS
  • Shinjuku SPACE
  • Shibuya Music Bar Bounce
median talon
#

thank you bro

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fuck it if im not bogged down by work

#

maybe ill go

#

these are just clubs though no lmfao

loud schooner
#

And livehouses

proper cosmos
loud schooner
#

I don't go to bars anymore

proper cosmos
#

Wtf

median talon
#

he moved on

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he reached enlightenment

proper cosmos
#

We couldve been bar bros

median talon
#

come to omote sando and go with me to hub

woeful nebula
#

i just go for bone or tomat broth at mala places

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conveyor mala hotpot

median talon
#

im so bad at spicy food

woeful nebula
#

you think you're eating little then the bill surprises you

round narwhal
#

fatass

keen mica
#

that's how all conveyor places work

#

Reading up and wtf mik
Rich kids really do be different

#

Wtf do you mean you want a place that can host people as a fresh grad KazaLmao

sharp venture
loud schooner
loud schooner
#

Also just get into the indie live music scene

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Bars suck and clubs suck

#

Go to indie concerts

#

Way more fun

serene sun
#

Very based

loud schooner
#

@proper cosmos

proper cosmos
analog fulcrum
proper cosmos
#

Man of the people

#

Lets do cocaine off toilet

lilac grove
serene sun
median talon
#

It's not insane

serene sun
fluid coral
#

Damn that's a big fish

Screenshot_20260212_105248_Arknights.jpg
loud schooner
median talon
#

So I mean it's like a third

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My place is 12

#

I mean it's not cheap okay but it's not nepo money either

loud schooner
#

What era is your mental exchange rate locked at lol

median talon
#

Well then mines less

median talon
loud schooner
#

Yes I can read that

serene sun
loud schooner
#

Also average freshie gets like 240k? A month in tokyo

keen mica
#

I remember seeing fresh grad postitions they were offering me and they were like 200-250k per month KazaLmao

#

granted it wasn't tokyo

#

it did come with lodging cause it was aimed at foreign graduates

proper cosmos
#

Richii...

serene sun
lusty finch
#

yakuman

median talon
#

They also do this for masters degrees

serene sun
#

What company are you in?

keen mica
#

Granted 200k is still higher than what companies in Indo are paying for fresher
but it's not THAT much higher
I already make a bit higher working for a good-ish company
and plenty of supervisor roles make much better than that
and the price of living here is like, 5 times cheaper KazaLmao

serene sun
#

Still rly low tho

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It’s rough graduating here rn

keen mica
#

yeah, but it's like 20% higher while col is 500%

#

which is crazy

#

it was some small-mid sized companies in Nagoya iirc

serene sun
#

If mik wanted better opportunities he shld find work elsewhere and not Japan

#

Can draw a way higher wage

keen mica
#

he was in NYC a bit

#

but COL there is also insane KazaLmao

serene sun
#

That place is giga expensive monkaApoco

keen mica
#

yep

#

Japan is mega cheap in comparison

serene sun
#

Ya

keen mica
#

a hot dog is like 2 meals KazaLmao

median talon
#

I think it is very striking how low Japanese salaries are

#

people offer sometimes like $2000 for masters graduates

serene sun
#

My sister got more than you from Accenture as a freshie mik

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And that’s almost 20 years ago

#

Japanese wages are pathetic

median talon
median talon
#

Accenture and all these gaishis pay well

#

It's kind of like gaishi or bust in Japan

#

But you know what I don't think. I actually will spend all my money anyways

serene sun
#

Ya

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No one is supposed to

median talon
#

Even with my expensive rent, I don't live lavishly or whatever so. and Japan is very cheap

serene sun
#

I can’t imagine living paycheck to paycheck

median talon
#

At least here cost of living is also low even if the salaries are

serene sun
#

That’s their culture

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Lol

median talon
#

But still the contrast is crazy

serene sun
#

It’s something I will never understand

#

Even when I studied in the uk

median talon
serene sun
median talon
#

It was Hatsune Miku s company

serene sun
median talon
#

Graduate school salary is being offered at 238,000 yen

serene sun
median talon
#

At that point, why would you even go to a masters degree

serene sun
#

Fking pathetic

boreal jewel
#

Dude this workplace of mine is hyper toxic lol

serene sun
#

Get a masters when you move abroad for work man

median talon
#

Yep

serene sun
#

Unless your profession requires it like mine

#

There’s no point

boreal jewel
#

I don't mind the workload but holy shit

median talon
#

Im gonna get an MBA

serene sun
#

If it’s purely for wage purposes just look outside

median talon
#

Ever since a kid I've been putting aside money for my MBA

#

But obvious I need like 3 years of work first. So I'm going to put my years in

serene sun
#

My sis took her mba only because she’s been working abroad

#

Nah

#

Let the company you’re in pay for you

median talon
#

They will

serene sun
#

Work and make them think you’re worth

median talon
#

Lol

#

But I need to put in like 4 years for that

serene sun
#

That’s what my sister did all these years

median talon
#

So that's my goal

serene sun
median talon
#

Me and Gales sister did the exact same thing btw

#

He said she also worked for my company alphasights. Then pivoted MBA to proper big consulting

I'm planning on doing a few years here and then dipping out for an MBA if I feel like it

#

And then maybe also going big consulting

serene sun
median talon
#

But you know what I could love my job

#

I generally do like my job

serene sun
#

Do what you enjoy honestly

#

Don’t work just for money

median talon
#

Yeah

serene sun
#

That’s all I’ll say

median talon
#

The pays good already enough

serene sun
#

Lol

median talon
#

Anything else is bonus to me

serene sun
#

Seen too many ppl do the latter and are so unhappy

median talon
#

My dad did the latter

#

But he switched like hell and grinded his creds

#

now he's doing just fine at the world bank

#

I've always thought about one day trying to go down that path

#

But generally you would need to have a masters degree to even be considered for like Asian dev bank n shit

loud schooner
median talon
#

So one day

median talon
loud schooner
#

At the expense at personal savings and wage growth

serene sun
#

My sis didn’t have a mba when she took up her role

loud schooner
#

Now it's been

median talon
#

But getting expenskve

serene sun
#

In ubs

loud schooner
#

Rising CoL for slowly diminishing QoL

median talon
#

Yeah

loud schooner
#

For stagflation fucked wages

serene sun
#

If you’re rly good you can kinda leverage without honestly

median talon
#

In sap especially

loud schooner
#

And even less personal savings

#

Big issue really

median talon
#

Everybody here now kind of is struggling. Not going to lie

loud schooner
#

New PM probably won't make it better

keen mica
serene sun
#

For sure

loud schooner
#

But a lot of people seem to have voted for her based off of vibes and not policy so

keen mica
#

think he's the happiest guy I've ever known

loud schooner
#

But also the opposition here all fucking sucks

serene sun
#

I’m relatively unaffected thankfully

loud schooner
#

The most incompetent opposition ever

median talon
loud schooner
#

Absolutely laughable how the reformists lost like 100 seats from before

serene sun
#

I’m not gaishi lol

loud schooner
serene sun
#

But I’m part of the healthcare industry

median talon
#

Ah right

serene sun
median talon
#

I mean basically it's like those more rural lower wage ppl

#

most affected

serene sun
#

Ya

loud schooner
#

Kuma why are all the opposition parties in your country so fucking dumb lol

serene sun
#

The low-mid class

serene sun
loud schooner
#

There's like 2 parties that seem nominally competent but they don't have a chance in hell of getting power

#

Everyone else sucks so bad

serene sun
#

It’s triggering

loud schooner
#

I live next to a soka gakkai building and all the posters around me were for the reformists

#

Reformists get smashed lmao

serene sun
#

We literally have no other choice

#

Have to pick shit

loud schooner
#

The only party that had clear cut policies with numbers listed in the newspaper I was given for my local running were the communists

#

And I actually like their policies

median talon
#

it just feels like social media strengthened the parties and people vote because of what they saw on x without actually having concrete econ policies

serene sun
#

Ikr

loud schooner
#

But no chance in hell of them getting in charge lmao

#

The other 4 were all

#

Preserving our way of life

serene sun
loud schooner
#

Maintaining our way of life

#

Protecting our way of life