#prime-time-chat
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I intended to, yes.
(In the words of Emperor Palpatine...) "DO IT"
Let me just fix it up a tiny bit..
Madurai, wheat, or white bread? There's a pun for you @valid olive 😝
27 million registered Losers , oof
hehehehe
Are Focus classes the new Astrology?
Guess so
"Slurp it up" - Megan 2022
I dare both the Warframe team to do a single color session for one of the streams and the community to do the same without the stream part
So they have to paint themselves a certain color?
Grendel theme
Alright, check #fashion-frame in a second
Grogu can eat my eggs, from my Dormizone frying pan
amp go brr
Basically, they have pick a color each if they want, but their entire load out has to be the color they choose
Simply perfection
Thank you! I'm oddly good at turning Atlas into food, heheh.
I thought you meant IRL 🤣
Doesn't even Madurai?
I heard Megan scream and I thought it was R2-D2
Atlas is an edible because with him you are gunna get stoned
Doesn't even Zenurik?
A deadly fate but an enjoyable one 
Literally what I said to some folks I'm in voice with. XD
Example: say Megan chose to do pink, her frame, weapons, mech, wings, and companions all have to be pink
Think that's already what she does, heheh
That’s up to them
better if they wear all pink IRL as well 😆

shrugs I don’t know, I can’t always watch every stream
What was the Origins of Megan's warframe colors? I forget. @valid olive
The kids are putting Megan through an Acid trip
Her basic fashion is 90% pink is what I mean
One thing, I could see working if they wanted to try. Instead of copying famous songs for Octavia, maybe create their own. DE, clans, everyoen make stuff to show off.
That'd be cool!
Child taking Megan on a tourist trip 😅
We need more song slots
You don't need to tag every time. You can just say "Sarah" in your messages. 😄
@errant forge I recognise you from Instagram, hello!
But what do you guys think though? It could work as we all figure out our own spin to make music.
Thanks.
Yup! Eventually she'll probably see it
The color was an example for what I meant for my dare/challenge
Highly doubt it would happen, but cool idea , I do have max songs made
"Reb can I get a uh... Pog?"
🤩 awesome , hello!
Rebecca being chaotic-neutral spacemom
It is something to allow for everyone to show off. Even if someone is not musically talented(myself included) this could be used to help those who need to understand it.
That would have to be a marathon stream then
But the inappropriate things are the funny parts.
Exactly
Music is a good way to allow someone/student/teacher to bring something to the part.
I know , but just saying....maybe one day
I know, and I am just saying to. Would be fun.
So would Raids back in the game
Chat is really punny today
true, true
I have a really bad pun if they want to read in the stream
No
Yes
What is black and blue, but red all over?
I see what you did there.
Does anyone want to guess to the bad pun?
A Corpus crewman in a blender?
I'm sorry
CLEM
Spacemom before she came back
Aren't a few Crewman types black / blue
You mean Grinner?
A frozen firebender.
how did I mistake "black / blue" with clem
Ah
Now we need a Corpus Clemman
CLEM PRIME
*TENET CLEM
but its a bad pun, isnt it?
All Hail Thee CLEM
Clemman
"You are now being hunted by Clem" would be a terrifying message to see.
Exploit the child labor.... woooooow
Ouuuu Clem Prime?
Thanks, Taylor. XD
"Clem clem... Grakata? Grakata."
And we all run , to our golden sun, FOOOOR CLEEEEEM
It's not child labor because they keep saying "This is fun!"
Hello Discord Chat! How are we?
Great!
anyone know why Rebecca isnt doing Prime Time any more?
Hello, person with a catboy pfp!
Following Children and then getting angry when they bring us somewhere meh, child abuse oof
Hey Tenno! Welcome!
I only know of a guy named Stanley who found a pair of magical shoes ...
Megan, our collective ears beseech you, please cease screaming into your mic. 
Lmaooo hii, he's a dog character from a gacha game called Arknights
its not child labor or child abuse if they are allready .... well.......
I support this.
Scream louder, Megan. I can't hear through the blood clot forming in my ear. 
Ahh, I see
“Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our Lady and savior, Lotus Spacemom?”
everytime she says Madurai, press the cut button LOL
Even in the spirit world there are ways....
its not Megan its Taylor making the noises
We're very punny today. I can't take credit for that one. @icy cloak
"Need for speed -Megan addition"
Question of the Day: What would Holdfast Metal sound like?
Megan Jordan shoes, now available
If that’s the topic I have all the time in the world
Like skeg, but with Angel's screeming
the puns make me happy 😊
XD, imagine that Warframe players everywhere said that
HAH. I can see it.
Ye
Would be a weird prank.
The use of ghost children in Warframe 
Why yes. Yes I do.
This is how you find them irl
the entire Zariman is ... well..... worse then just ghost kids
Well yeah...I know, however Man in The Wall tho UwU
Megan walks into the angels domain
Angel: aight, I'm out
Remember Rell!
Rap tap
May Rell rest in peace
"NOPE, NONONONONO PLEASE HAVE MERCY" -The Angel
Imagine chasing a child but it turns out to be "Hey kiddo"
"Your actions have consequences, Angel"
Mercy was never an option
Chasing Children
The child calls you a child.
God that would be terrifying
Ghost Child is savage calling me a child
I would just surrender
A Crest-ivus for the rest of us?
i want more Wally jumpscares in the Zariman please please please
How did we let Doom/Doom Eternal in Warframe
I want to be haunted
That an offer? Jk
At the end of the supposed chase, instead of a voidplume, he'd just disappear to troll you 😆
"Are you sick of the void getting in your teeth? Try out brand new Zariman toothpaste. Angel free!"
i can't back to my warframe xD
Just had an idea. Imagine this: You go down. Out of nowhere you see Clem combat role and res you. You then see a Tenno sling out of him." How blown would your mind be?
"Warning, may be 1000 years expired"
I want to be decorating my dormizone and while moving the camera around he's there
Lmaoo
Welcome to Warframe
I would help clem so much more
Nah, welcome to Operator
Ikr!
haha
CLEM PRIME
i have immortal operator
Nah Drifter
same kit
I don't like em kids
Did Megan peel the ravioli and throw away the "cover"?
Ravioli?? Child?? What?? XD
I'm just waiting for an androgynous Drifter option, then I'll swap
Until then? I'm sticking with Operator.
Can this please be in the 10 comment thing? Or at least, someone get this to Rebecca
A ravioli Child
Lmaoo
You only have child labor if they collect the plumes for you so you don’t have to go yourself
I'm just attached to my Operator at this point after going through all the story stuff
Medium-Rare Ravioli?
Being able to lock doors in the dormizone, now that is a feature everyone looked forward to in this update.
I hope it does
I like being the adult of my Drifter but I my Operator has more fashion options , sad face
Similar to reality really. The kids are more stylish than the adults. Unfair.
We just need to lock our Orbiter doors now
I actually tried to interact with the Zariman Beverage dispenser to see if it would satisfy my thirst
Spaghetti with ranch?
In this day and age? Meh
I agree, they need to make the Operator outfits scale up to fit the Drifter
that lead to problems
so, they're working on redoing a few
Well yeah but like the Harrow Prime outfit being the only one scaled up to Drifter is getting old, but still looks good
Some don't have problems. Some do.
I want drifter drip
Dripter
Pancakes and bacon 😋 (they're really a thing in the Netherlands)
Mustard-based potato salad is better than mayonnaise-based.
Drifter has better skintexture. If that would improve on Young Operator, I'd be happy to play either one.
You, you get it
I do indeed!
Doritoes and Cottage Cheese tho
@valid olive I was making a Portal "Cake is a Lie" reference. That person might actually put ranch on their Pancakeos 😅
replace the jam with YOGURT?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!\
EXCUSE ME, BANANAS AND SOY SAUCE?
All I want is my beard on my Tenno
ritz and cream cheese is the bomb
In university, I used to boil frozen perogies and frozen peas together in a pot for 5 minutes, and that would be a full meal.
I drink warm orange juice like it's tea
im hungry
Relatable.
Ikr!
I am so darn hungry
So i named my Kavat, My Banana. The reaction of my friend was priceless 😂
“My Banana is down”
Lol
That's great
Imagine eating like the Zariman, Nutrition Cubes everything 🙃
Yes, all I want is my drifter to have mutton chops. If I can't have it in reality, then Warframe is the next best thing.
Doritoes and Cottage Cheese excuse me
Ok, weird cravings:
Literally just bread.
"Welcome to the Zariman diner, what variant of nutrition cubes do you want?"
Nutrition Cubes, eating on a budget
I’ve had that craving before
"Oh, and how disgusting do you want them to taste? Ranges from 'edible' to 'People have literally been killed via sheer disgust'."
Bread is amazing tho
eating salt and viniger chips now, but they are really better with onion dip
Just thought of that part in Ratatouille when they crunch that amazing looking bread
You're saying you want us to post food pictures then? 😛
"All great bread sounds this way"
That movie is amazing
Absolutely!
Chips or Crisps? Crisps or Chips?
Makes me hungry tho
Chips.
In my part of the world, watching PrimeTime induces bad habits. Eating at 2 AM - seeing as it is impossible to avoid foodtalk in the streams. 😛
Now if they add eating animations to our operators and Drifters I'm 💀
Hah! I usually have dinner around this time meanwhile
Me getting hungry instead of sleepy in the middle of the night 😅
Isn't crisps a British thing?
"kinda tired of vitamins. i'm up for carbs and fat this time"
I used to get toast, put ketchup and cheese on it and pretend it's a pizza when I was a kid
Fries and Milkshakes is actually pretty good
As a Brit, I am confusion.
"Sorry we only have Vitamins"
Relatable 
So biscuit?
I'm American, so
Technically Dean can get you guys food real quick right? The stream will be ok @valid olive
Frosty cerial is a thing, and everyone needs to try it
And before you ask, no I do not look like Grendel
Is a biscuit for Americans a scone?
vitamins for the nth time then. that or i'll try my own foot 🙃
Someone slap Dean with a baguette
I'm sorry, Megan. What?
"Frosted" Flakes 
I know it has nothing to do with WarFrame, but i got these two yesterday.
K
aww
They are cute
I thought it was British for a cookie
Systems ... of a Down.
10/10
Don’t entertain the fake confusion
Blood for the Blood Goddess!
Now you have to get two Kubrows and name them the same. Lol
They look to delicious to eat
Are those smiles or bleps?
seriously? Moore food items in the middle of the night.? My doctor gonna kill me on next cholesterol checkup
Ooh, Hydroid!
~~Hydroid rework when 😔 ~~
woah
"Tactical codpiece"
Rhino was a Gundam the whole time!
Friendship ended with Grendel now Sevagoth is my new best friend
-“the void doesn't just take, it also gives” by Niram: https://twitter.com/sone_suraas/status/1522855871851552770
-Umbra comic by MissMagicka: https://twitter.com/MissMagicka/status/1523039444349108225
Cameo would be proud of the mighty codpiece Rhino is equipped with.
-“Finish Umbra” challenge by Irus_yo: https://twitter.com/Irus_yo/status/1523385363934466048
Omg. There's no reason warframe couldn't be an anime.
Umbra - bluprint: https://twitter.com/getp1ckl/status/1523524265374408705
Umbra - DasterCreations: https://twitter.com/DasterCreations/status/1523480640590548992
OMg my little comic
Umbra - Lisella Webster: https://twitter.com/LisellaWebster/status/1523867704268148737
Umbra - Aoki: https://twitter.com/AokiCyber/status/1523664775665750016
The squat
I love the baby Excal on the shoulder!
These are all so awesome
@sour folio: Mag Copra: #captura message
@shut jasper: Ash: #captura message
@sturdy arrow: Excalibur: #captura message
Cosmicgorilla24: Operator: https://twitter.com/cosmicgorilla24/status/1521526590685216768
Well now I need like a 2'x4' of that excal picture. Immediately
Np161captura: Volt: https://twitter.com/np161captura/status/1523422434942398465
Ooo, I saw this one on Reddit
I fight for the Operators!
They are mining space bitcoins with all those servers. Ordis stole all the GeForce 503090Tis.
-Cosmicgorilla24: Frost: https://twitter.com/cosmicgorilla24/status/1522069266199367681
i absolutely do not recognize that skin
Grost skin ion helmet
Gnome slippers?
Lol. Only Megan
It reminds me of Mass Effect a little
@mystic rose: Zariman: #captura message
Gno Mercy.
Between Two Gnomes
ah i havent looked at the graxx skin for frost much apparently
@tawdry wasp: Operator & Nova: #captura message
@errant forge: Yareli: #captura message
Yussss
😍😍😍 aahhhh thank you so much for the feature
@wide oriole: Volt Prime: #captura message

Godtier captura, amazing stuff!
Is this also included the stuff they couldn't feature last time? 😇
Love that this dudes getting so much love! Very good videos
All this stuff was from the past couple days, so nop
But why don't the Quills want any?
Mojo dojo time
@valid olive this ^
"Get in the Robot Dojo Shinji!"
Given the weapon options in game you do have a spear you can shake in that theater.
Amazing Shawzin playing.
Lol she’s quoting MCR.
Last time my Tenno went into then city to see a marching band they killed the golden lords and toppled an empire.
I can't help but wonder if Megan has received a box from BC yet. Hoping she approves of the colour pallet used on what's inside.
Chevron 7 locked.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
ok guys last chance for puns
The pun-alie!
HAHA
The pun climax!
"No Tenno, Bal is your father" "Noooo!"
Which one will you give to Shrek?
Puns without puns intended allowed?
"I am your mother" -Lotus
🎵 one more tiiiime 🎵
Top 10 by SPICY SARAH
So do you prefer dis Xyphos lander Ordis' Lisette lander?
Despenso whether or not you want to crack yourself up.
Badum tiss
nouice
I'm not laughing. Your laughing
Should be Kengineer'nt
nah the puns are top tier honestly
Good job! Very good top 10 @valid olive
TY GUYS
How dare you. Matthew McConaughey is a national treasure! Lol
Not another Tenno movie
"Wedding Day." She was trying not to mention the cake.
rain + wedding cake = slushie
Matrimilkshake
Kinda ironic my dad introduced me to that movie
Megan trying to stab enemies in Vane.
Happy Early Birf!
thank you!!!!
Ok. Going to go shopping for some hash browns and peanut butter. See ya next prime! @valid olive
byeee guys thanks for watching
Happy early birthday, and enjoy your Ranchetti.
Hope everyone has a great rest of your night!
Enjoy your birthday Sarah! Night all!
ty 
Thanks so much for watching Prime Time Tenno!! See you next week.







Check out the featured fan art and Captura: !
FAN ART
-Blood for the Blood Queen - Sillfix: https://twitter.com/Sillfix/status/1524479280666796033
-Dessert Skate Floofs: pancake, toast egg, tempura by Wong: https://twitter.com/wooongwooong/status/1524288533942337536
-Hydroid Comic Book style by Shanerooks: https://twitter.com/shanerooks/status/1522678666039230469/photo/2
-Operator and Garuda by Swirldo101: https://twitter.com/swirldo101/status/1523995599825096704
-Mecha Rhino by Katsunon: https://www.deviantart.com/katsunon/art/Warframe-Mecha-Rhino-915417377
-Ivara Prime by inameow: https://www.deviantart.com/inameow/art/Ivara-Prime-Fanart-915473281
-Gauss and Sevagoth commission by carl_tabora: https://twitter.com/carl_tabora/status/1524303197833097216
-“the void doesn't just take, it also gives” by Niram: https://twitter.com/sone_suraas/status/1522855871851552770
-Umbra comic by MissMagicka: https://twitter.com/MissMagicka/status/1523039444349108225
-“Finish Umbra” challenge by Irus_yo: https://twitter.com/Irus_yo/status/1523385363934466048
-Umbra - bluprint: https://twitter.com/getp1ckl/status/1523524265374408705
-Umbra - DasterCreations: https://twitter.com/DasterCreations/status/1523480640590548992
-Umbra - Lisella Webster: https://twitter.com/LisellaWebster/status/1523867704268148737
-Umbra - Aoki: https://twitter.com/AokiCyber/status/1523664775665750016
CAPTURA
-@sour folio: Mag Copra: #captura message
-@shut jasper: Ash: #captura message
-@sturdy arrow: Excalibur: #captura message
-Cosmicgorilla24: Operator: https://twitter.com/cosmicgorilla24/status/1521526590685216768
-Np161captura: Volt: https://twitter.com/np161captura/status/1523422434942398465
-Cosmicgorilla24: Frost: https://twitter.com/cosmicgorilla24/status/1522069266199367681
-@mystic rose: Zariman: #captura message
-@tawdry wasp: Operator & Nova: #captura message
-@errant forge: Yareli: #captura message
-@wide oriole: Volt Prime: #captura message
Prime Time #309 here we come!
Helen!


HI everyone! My favorite duo are hosting tonight!
Marcus and Dani! 


What loot tonight
10 Exceptional Sentient Cores comin' your waaay
Delicious. Omnomnom!
Hello Hello everybody! hope everyone is having a great day
Not bad, and you? 🙂
Hi
Those are the weird ones I ignore because I'm eternally at a x.500 affinity so I just spam flawless and intact to get standing
Today for PetTime, I present these two pups I've been looking after this week!
I am, hbu
Cute Kubrow!
Dogframe.
doing pretty well, time for pets so much better
I'm so glad I started petpics with chickens
She doesn't like her picture taken for some reason
Hello 👋🏻😊
Hi @errant forge !!
Silly goose, that's not a crosswalk!
Pet pics make everything better!
😄
My Kubrow doesn't enjoy photos either. I understand 
I have void (black) Kavats so I feel your pain
Heyo everyone
My Kubrow!
Ah cest bon.
C'est bon!
tres bon
Lol!
Those eyes!
Do we want snake pics for Lavos fans
Si!
Noodles!!
🐍🐍🐍 duh yes please 😁
Whisper your in-game alias and the platform that you play on to the "Warframe" channel (/w Warframe). how do i do this
Monty got a new stick
Blessed Noodles.
At least it wasn't hot salad and a cold soup.
Baby!! So cute!!
we love the noodles
Howdy folks 👉👉
Sooo cute!
What snacks are y'all having in studio tonight?
that's the stuff of nightmares right there
Hey folks!
I demand more trowels!
Dean had some candy and I had soup -- it's lukewarm at this point.
Any other good snacks out there this evening?
Just an iced coffee
I'm trying to eat better, so no snacks for me 😦
Fudge, at midnight. I don't wanna talk about it.
Cold sick is nice
I've heard
Wasabi Peanuts, my taste buds will not be existant if I carry on
4 mins in and we back to food already, im with the drink and have a chai tea
Bird bae
Helen, are you aware of Megan's fixation on hashbrowns covered in peanut butter?
I respect it
I was too lazy to go to the shop so no snacks for me either
Omnomnom!!
I also respect this ❤️
We need a way to change sigils independently of the warframes.
Hey!
This chat thrives on food and pets.
I shall not knock it until I try it but lol oh dear
Where's the Tennocon counter?
me proceeding to cut an apple
Oh, is this channel not for discussing things mentioned on the stream?
Dani tried it on stream. You could ask her.
Wouldn't be Medusa if I didn't have snek 🐍😂
Cleaning...ducks?
Awwwww so cute!
It is. I deleted a post due to it having recovery codes for something, though.
Ducks are so tough to clean, yo
Oh my gods!! Beautiful noodle!!
Pet frame.
When will Covenant house affinity weekend be?
Just wait until you see the duck cleaning bill.
Are there ducks in your ducts?
Duct duct tape duck
There's a bug in my discord app when adding pics 😬 😂
Chat out here distracting Helen with all their Duct Duck talk 😄
Duct Duck Goose
Deans got the goose
Guys, c'mon. I can't duck my role here.
The DE team is welcome to come clean my ducks. Just put the charge on their bills.
Let the puns begin
Badum tiss
these puns are bill-iant
Oh gods....
You guys are quacking me up
A disc hoarder? Or a Disc odour?
The gods have forsaken us! No doctor can save use now they are all quacks!
puns aside Marcus's jacket looks great from what we can see
oh boy the puns be strong today.
Join Discordia. Embrace chaos.
Is the Plexus bug fixed yet?
Discordants?
oh boi
Quack
Hello there!
boi
kallisti
Contact Danielle get your ducks in a row
My sides
I feel like these will only continue getting more grievous as the stream does
I was so confused when they were speaking french, then i realized..oh wait. Right.
Ah I see DUCKS
Dean is a bit duckfused
Wat
QUACK
Domestik duck drone is needed
im highly excited for tennocon
No need to buy them, you can just go abduckt one
Ducks lack echo location.
I love that Dani used the dumb edit I did of a screenshot from the last Prime Time with her and Marcus on her post about this Prime time in the Livestreams channel ❤️
gasp sounds
What's the difference between a duck? False, motorcycles don't have doors 'cause napalm sticks to kids.
Hi
Quack
My friend is still having trouble with their umbra. Still broken in the crysalith.
I love this
coin coin
✅
Learning so much
The sound a duck makes escapes through a quack in the wall.
What is happening right now? 🤪
Can Dani please say Afflack!
Danielle: "WHEK!"
Our duck chat is officially famous, folks. Well done.
That’s copyrighted probably
"duck on in to the official Duckcord"
Duck Frame when?
Question, how loud can a duck quack
🦆
🐧
Yes
On what side does a duck have the most feathers? The outside
the ducks have brought me here
Quick someone change Dani's name to Dani Duck
Someone out there just panicked as their bank pin was read out
Duck duck goose
Duckielle
Hatsune marcus 1v1 on sexyphone (alto is best)
Duckframe? Just pick one of the water-themed frames and give them some fashion frame. Or give Zephyr a bath
Too far, too far.
Just try not to quack under pressure. Kappa
So does it echo when Little Duck shouts?
more gasp noises
Ducks do echo
Dani Duck & Marcus Malard 😉
DEAN, we need you
I'd love a duck themed warframe
what relay we goin to fam
dawn is good for cleaning ducks : )
Rhino or Yareli skin 🙏
I believe rhino would be the prettiest duck
Quackity
Duckframe drops eggs on the head of the mobs
Quack
Duck Prime relics will be sold by Baro. You know, for Ducats.
Oh the ducks gifs are disappearing 🥲
Region Quacks
How loud can a duck quack if duck could quack wood.
Is there a reason why [Conductive Blade] costs 11 mod capacity (when other archmelee elemental mods cost 9) ?
Could we make it more in line with the others 😊
duck moa
Oh no!!
IT IS TOO LATE DANI
I heard Baro is excited for a bunch of birds showing up tomorrow. They're going to spend a lot of Duck-ats!
Joe Banks. 82 years young, has come to this pond for the last 17 years to feed the ducks. But last month, Joe made a discovery: the ducks were gone. Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. And some people think Joe used to sit down, over there, near those ducks. But it could be...there's just no room in this modern world for an old man and his...ducks.
🦆
sad quack
Will we get a kuva grakatta qny time in the future
I am dying now.
Quack hugs?
the chaos that can happen just from one bad idea.
What relaaaaay
Nothing bad about this idea, if you ask me 🦆
yes all the quack hugs
@civic notch that's top 10 material!
this is going quackers
Please fix the railjack mod slot glutch
My ducks ran away
Now I’m questioning how many duck related jokes will pop into this chat now

Hi Jamie!
Dormizone naughty images?
Hungry for Cheese & Quackers 😉
It can quack people up.
I used to have a diabetic cat whose meows would sound like a quack.
fowl joke
the chat must be purified
Bilingual cat 
That’s not going to work
so.... is warframe getting a re-brand to "soulframe" ?
Duck plumes
In my headcannon, Megan and Taylor sabotaged this stream in advance before Megan went on vacation.
Marcus starting the pointing already I see
I was just informed there is a part of a duck, at the end of the bill, which is called the Bean. Ducks have beans. Just thought you'd all like to know.
WE MUST BEGIN THE PURIFICATION CHANT
Quack.
Larunda go
Un-say this, please.
there are worse things ot know about ducks.

Ducks have teeth
Please, as I keep saying every stream, no Marcus memes. Poor man can't take it.
cat beans and duck beans life is complete
No no please, for me, bring on the Marcus memes
I hate this statement

I'm sorry comrade....
||OwOruled||
Good 😈
I can't handle the cropped out zoomed in Marcus memes, oh please no.
To go with the duck theme, there won't be any Plat tonight, but there will be Platypus.
orange justice on the grineer lmao
I am logging on to Warframe just to put Quack in region, #BlameDani 😔 /s
Warframe backblings?
Honk
I understand it's an issue of hosting but it is a little too bad the relays fill up so fast during prime time that it's difficult to participate in
Hjoñk Hjoñk am gooooose!
We'll have to farm 🦆 🐱 for tomorrow
Badum tiss
I wonder what that amalgation will look like 
Hey folks, I'm your "badum tiss" for the puns today.
Please, spare me, please
Barrel Kiteer
Just, aaaaaaaaaaaaa
Barrel Kit Here
We're digging this hole deeper.
Spider Duck swings from his webbed feet.
When are we getting Twin Quackatas?
Of the few animals I've been bitten by, one of them was a duck. They can be vicious.
So a duck walks into the
At this rate: never.
bar, and he orders a
Unfortunately no duck related superpowers
Prisma Twin Grakatas are more likely... Hek, when Kuva Twin Grakata?
This is why we call 'em "Cobra chicken" over here lol - those birds are angry
Are Marcus & Dani color coordinated again? I can't tell
"My mouth tastes like copper. Oh, wait." Spits out pennies
Because grakatas
But duck
Mouth money?
Someone just called Dani about her ducks again.
Kuva Grakata.
Put your money where your mouth is\
Kuva Quackata
Badum tiss.
... Why not put your mouth where your money is? 
... Hakuna Quackata?
I see FashionFrame in the squad. They are the one who introduced me to Warframe in the first place 👀
I would no longer have a mouth if I did
What a wonderful phrase
QUACKITA QUACKITA YOUR GROUND IS HONK
Angel: To boop or to not boop.
LMAO
thx I luv it 
always boop
I knew it, I bloody knew it.
That's not what I had in mind when they say "Are you doing the duck face?" But I approve
I just got here and I have no idea what's going on
The egg-solizers?
This is why Ivara doesn't think.
This is art
Does anyone else get a chuckle every time The Lotus says "heavy unit"?
Like a duck in a stream, it's best to just go with the flow
Quack quack quack
Water off a duck's back.
Here: Warframe + Dogs + Snakes + DEEP THONK + Quack + Marcus memes + Ducks
Protect the exfoliators!
Ah, yes yes. Eggscellent 
They exfoliate the skin.
Don’t you mean the egg-foliators?
Per-quonck-tion
I duck know what you mean
Roasted potatoes and cabbage with sun-dried tomates and Vidalia onions
At the end do you duck out? How does it work? 
¡Sî mi amiga/o!
Bagged milk?
Welp, I don't know how to help you.
Hook up the milk bag like an IV drip.

I never understood why they would put milk in bags
Milk begs?
We put bagged milk in bag when you come back from the grocery shopping
- Twice the bags
You're telling me you didn't bring a sandwich bag of milk to school?
Waaaaaaait, why are we not putting the milk in bags when it is spoiled?
We should put EVERYTHING in the same bag
Yo, I heard you like bags.
I didn't even know that they bagged milk
The only time I put milk in a bag, is when it spoils. (Trashbag)
Milk in bags? You're spoilt.
Capri Moooon
Milk in bags ... This is new for me 😅
It's a British thing, but is found in Canada and Australia.
It's more common in Canada
fish


What if something makes a hole it the bag?
What next? Bagged soup? 
then you've got yourself a real mess
You move on, no cryin over spilled milk.
We must bag the ducks!
My exact thoughts.
I've seen bagged soup before
No, chocolate lava cake milk.
Hmmmmm, why?
Why? Eye have no clue.
Also, my brain during tests.
Will fishing miss loot get upgraded from just BOOT? if it ever does, maybe have the next water based frame parts accessable from fishing misses
wine in a bag inside a box
just beautiful
Poor angel ain't hurtin' nobody! Tenno just gotta genocide tho
Gorgeous
No you lose one.
(One of what? It is not certain)
Gorgon-ous
Oh, I thought Dani was playing Nova Scotia.
I cant get over this. Bagged liquids of any kind sounds so vulnerable and stressful 
Ikr 
Agreed
You're not going like what's going on in South Africa. Bagged milk, soup and even soda in some places. 
exactly!
I thought she was playing zephyr
what are the drops this stream?
No, Marcus is playing Zephyr
I KNEW IT!!! I knew soup was next
Only thing i have seen bagged was wine (5Liter bags) but they are protected by a cardboard box
Exceptional Sentient cores
Nuh-uh, the line STOPS BEFORE SODA!
Curious about the long nails. Was she not expecting to be on the stream today?
It's an exceptional drop.
i mean restaurant syrup is bagged so basically bagged soda
What about Capri-Sun? Bagged juice.
What type of shoes does cephalon Samodeus wear? Riven slippers.
Bagged soda is basically just those Caprisuns
No, GOD NO!
Badum tiss.
NOOOOOOOOOOO
Also, can they not just plug and play a controller for her to use, in lieu of the long nails?
With those easy paper straws 😬😬😬
It’s an EGG- ceptional drop!
Nah dude, we're talking thin, transparent plastic that you hold closed with your hand. Stick a straw through your fist.

Badum tiss.
TY
Wait what tier is the exceptional sentient core? 2?
Is the premise that Marcus is the bad cop, and Dani is the good cop? 'Cause I distinctly recall hearing about Narcus Kretz.
That was an EGG-citing pun!
Yes, we robbed the sentients of their babies, and then we eat.
Helen, hand Dani a controller so she can nail that parkour properly.
sigh Badum tiss.
sentient and kubrow omelettes
This is an EGG-cellent pun stream!
Badum tiss badum tiss badum tiss.
guys you should see her nails - they're so gorgeous but so tough for gaming. I'm floored by her skills this evening.
NO, the Kubrows LIVE
These jokes are just cracking me up
@rigid jolt another one
Oh
It's a nice surprise to play with Marcus, we crossed paths in fissure missions
Badum tiss.
Regretti spaghetti yet?
Badum... Tiss.
Marcus joined the punny alliance
Mission accomplished join the puns
Have we broken the cymbals yet with all the jokes?
The drum sequence shall carry on.
Brace yourself, this is going to go crazy
So we're quacking up?
They're being real quacks today
Badum tiss
Nooooooooooooooo
badum tiss
Any good duck jokes because I'm quacked out!
A real "Sting" right?
Badum tiss.
nonononono
Narcus Kretz? JAYWALKING? How dare.
Stop! You have violated the law!
I feel that, @peak narwhal I also have a fear of not using a crosswalk
Jaywalking is a victimless crime. Until you're hit by a duck.
Badum tiss.
There is a store right across the street, but I will go out of my way to make sure go to a different store because it's safer instead of jaywalking
Same, I feel like if I don't car has spawned with maximum velocity two meters from you
Traumatic Jaywalking 
Marcus, your jaywalking has consequences.... 
In Marcus defense though, he should be looking where he's going instead of behind if he's going to BREAK THE LAW.
Cakewalking?
Feels good not to be the only one ❤️
Sorry guys as much as I'd love to keep quacking it's almost 1 at night here and I'm dead tired . See you guys next time👋🏻
Badum tiss, farewell.
Ducking out early?
Take care @errant forge !
What is this Marcus roast of @peak narwhal that's happening tonight?
Badum tiss.
honestly 😭
Have a good night sleep, I hope you quack back to see what(dangers) puns you (dodged) missed.
Marcus was offered to be on the cover of "Abbey Road" but he INSISTED to not use the crosswalk there.
Badum tiss
im on a college campus if i dont use a crosswalk a car will hit me, but maybe it can be a campus bus and free tuition so...
Welp, he sadly ducked out of that one.
Type of environment where you're supposed to wear a blindfold and hit the floating blobs with the power of the void
Marcus likes Zephr so he can jaywalk in three dimensions.
WAKEY WAKEY ITS TIME FOR CLASS, BULLET DODGING 101
If you can dodge a bullet you can dodge a ball
I just got a mental image that is quacking me up inside
Avril was a fav singers for me as a kid. So cringe xD
Nothing cringe about it! That's amazing

Not cringe, how dare!
If you can dodge a ball you can dodge a nuke
Anyone hear about the duck who stole things? It was a robber ducky!
I had all her albums and tried to dress just like her. My mom thought it was hilarious xD
A crime most fowl

Very true
One that's fowl enough to make one a Jailbird.
You can hear the howl
(Please continue the poetry)
Oh!!! Like the waterfall glitch!
Yeast.
But I want to mercy as an operator 
Shame there's no bonus for doing an operator mercy kill. Explode them with void energy or something like that.
What is storytime called when you read to ducklings? Ducktales!
Disney already capitalized on that....
Gotta have good shoes if you're gonna jaywalk constantly.
You know what ducks do when they see a spider web?
Fun Fact: The only reason I was able to pick out Marcus in a crowd during Tennocon 2019 was because of his birkenstocks
They *surf. the. web. *
Did you hear about the duck that got detention? He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class (like us).
400? That's a lot of ducks.
The Orokin don't want you to know this, but the ducks from the Greenway are free, you can take them home. I have 49.
Its a sur-quack of ducks.

Badum tiss
Coffee is to Dani what spinach is to Popeye.
Hm. Wonder if Operators ever get their own Melee weapons. 🤔
What's danni's super hero name?
Ok you are stil here.
Dani duck!
Excellent question
Dani must have been getting some of those Super Saiyan back-tingles in her face.
I lost my drumsticks
Fairly sure you're correct about the brits making the myth carrots helped with night vision in order to hide radar's advancement
But the beta carotene in Carrots actually DO help eyes
Ok.
Rabbits can see you through walls
They are always looking.
I think you'd have to eat an insane amount of carrots for it to make a difference for your eye sight
Ah, superstitions
Did anyone lose another pair of drumsticks they landed in my Orbiter?
Nah, I am just fooling around.
Ah, @rigid jolt did.
Marcus's other title @peak narwhal 🤭
Oh gosh
This guy thinks he's all that just because he j-walks psssssh
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies! bunnies!
It must be bunnies!!
Marcus- Professional Jaywalker
Marcus appealing to the male fantasy.
When there's a bunch of cars at a stop light, does Marcus just walk across the roofs?
Skittergirl is Thiefbot from Descent II
Yeast! He created Extreme Commute 2: Roadkill Boogaloo!
A bit of a heavy topic for prime time but the history of "Jaywalking" is questionable, and shouldn't be a thing with improved city design
Do you know da wa?
Once you go down the rabbit hole of how badly designed cities are you'll never be able to unsee it
Agree with this completely. Things should be way more walkable and not focus on cars.
Once you watch Doctor Strange you will hate mirrors.
Eximus Light, Enter night…
Marcus needs a Frogger mini-game for the Ludoplex.
That's adorable! Bubble buddy 
We moa of that!
Badum tiss
Silent night
Eximus stronk
(Reply me an ending)
Moa money moa money
Bubble Buddy Bubble Bubble Buddy
Are Focus Bubbles pre-workout for Tenno?
Moa weakling
KUBROW Stronk!
Frogger but you play as a Kuaka trying to cross a street with grineer/corpus vehicles going by?
Uh,..... maybe.......?
Let us petition for this.
That would be amazing!
Yea m8! And infested spores in some places instead of grass!
Been a while since we had a Ludoplex addition, would be nice to see
Now I remember Rebb running over one with her K-Drive.
Be right back everyone
Petition for Pobber:
Voltmania (Switch)
Reply me this for your IGN to be added.
gasp Protecc the animals!
Do thwax go quacks?
Do kuakas meow?
skittergirl taste the rainbow
I’m good with that.
I want to know the plot to Pobber
That sounded painful
Marcus upgraded his high-fives with impact damage.
I bet if you offer Marcus a fist bump, he'll punch your knuckles.
With Heavy Trauma.
Hand smacks.
Marcus is just Atlas but IRL
Marcus fist bumps so hard you wake up in Skyrim
Hey you, you're finally awake
Marcatlas
On the Sky's rim!
Badum, tiss?
New handshake emote variant?
With an all strength build.
Next warframe minigame should be arm wrestling
Za hando
Hand smack, ENGAGE
Poor Dani
I used to suggest Komi as the next minigame but then we did the ARG 😅
He left her hanging...
Greetings Discord Chat!
I keep sleeping in when prime time is active but at least I haven't missed the fanart and captura 
Ye
Heh, I feel that. That or I have previous obligations that keep me offline
It's okay though! I'll be able to watch a full stream live one day haha
One day.....
dont remind me of the komi 

@ds_775565 - Ssssssnaaaake girl: https://twitter.com/ds_775565/status/1526559639113912320
ooo Nira!
I replayed the quest for somachords. Then I replayed it to show friends. Then I could be Ballas and it hurts me inside
thats so good!
Skittergirl evolved to Snakegirl.
Nice bravo
Ssssssscary and ssssscaly!
Glad the archon are getting love ❤
Mag is my main frame and first time I saw ssssnake girl there, I felt violated
Same lmaoo
I was like NOO MY POOR GIRL
When shrimp go bad.
Same. A moment of silence in chat!
The snake would make a great auxiliary for Mag
@death_ma666ots - dark void of Gyre: https://twitter.com/death_ma666ots/status/1526138209733709824
God imagine the clipping.. 😄
Get better Taylor we all wish you a speedy recovery
Xaku Baroque skin when?
Taylor, Dani didn't butcher the pun.
why I get Alien movie vibes from that gyre I wonder
@ornate jungle - Kitguns: https://twitter.com/MjikThize/status/1526082457748971520
I would love warframes with more humanoid faces tbh
Oh my-
DANG that looks good!
I kept pronouncing Gyre like GUY-re when she first came out.
Never tap out of Puns
I know you like sunning yourself, but have you considered weathering instead?
@Red_ArimA_ - Umbra: https://twitter.com/kedemel_/status/1521127115747303426?s=20&t=F5SVs8KXYen0KAtn4PCr1w
oops wrong one hang on 🙃
lol
It's okaaay!
Oops accidents happen
Dani, you reached for the moon, and she caught the moon (Catchmoon).
Happy accidents
It is cool.
Wow that ember
These pictures looks so good!
GOOD JOB HELEN!!

@jibi_al - Pyraxis: https://twitter.com/jibi_al/status/1525856029199589377
We got a preview
Plantichu - Helminth Flowers: https://plantichu.tumblr.com/post/684495078334644224/helminth-flowers
can we get some fanart of Danis nails? 😄
Loved the background of this art with the flowers
Dani stop
God that was dark...
Samurai Jack vibes
Dani please
Noooo, much sad!
Really dark


DANI NO 

Oh no Dani why!
Empty pinata.
BAD DANI! TIME OUT!!
theendlessempty - Octavia: https://theendlessempty.tumblr.com/post/684412543051169792/a-bunch-of-non-collage-art-ive-done-that-isnt
A bunch of non-collage art I’ve done that isn’t related to my games that I wanted to save somewhere. Some DnD stuff and art I’ve done for other people.

"it's my party and i'll howl if I want to" - Umbra
I need that hammer..
Ain't that a Kuva Lich weapon?
Yea
Comic - MysteriousVenus1: https://www.deviantart.com/mysteriousvenus1/art/Comic-915999621
It's the only Kuva Lich melee
wait, that's how you pronounce ephemera?!
A top 10 ahem, cough, hack worthy quote ahem cough hack hack
Ah yes, the Slipknot Kuva weapon (I forgot the name, I tried)
Void Angel Haunts will never end!
I would love an angel themed frame!
This is so painfully relatable 🤣
Kuva Bramma
@KarpFed - Bedtime Story: https://twitter.com/KarpFed/status/1526674160184721410
Owwww
What's the story called though?
Atlas says: Reading Rocks!
Papa Atlas
Thank you atlas!
I thought they were crystal
Oh my god the pillow is stuffed with feathers!
Kuva Shildeg
The question is, what is Atlas reading?
Clem
