#spoiler-chat

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wild wind
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Which is odd because Biz was her mentor

solid otter
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I relate to needing to leave my loved ones behind to keep them safe from. My own issues

potent crown
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fair enough!

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btw I did enjoy WITW's plot and the characters (Astarion Fish is a standout)

solid otter
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  • we're 89% sure Albrecht's autistic
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So there's that

night grail
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That happened to my buddy Keith, just an average Thursday really

wild wind
solid otter
night grail
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Okay shitpost aside

potent crown
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the conclusion just felt kinda...weird, I think

night grail
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Bird 3 my king

analog drift
solid otter
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What.

hearty pendant
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huh

potent crown
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idk why Roathe was the one making Loid go upstairs instead of like. idk. the operator

potent crown
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who personally knew all of these people and did stuff for them

obtuse gyro
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but specifically, the ability to date your friends doesnt mean that they stop being your friends, especially when you arent actually dating them.

So like at any given time you have 5-6 platonic relationships (friendships) with the hex

analog drift
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anyway who's your favorite warframe?

solid otter
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It was stupidly risky

analog drift
potent crown
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hold on that escalated quickly

night grail
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Why does that gif do that

potent crown
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I thought we were still talking about old man yaoi and fish

obtuse gyro
solid otter
potent crown
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and then suddenly outta nowhere
"fascism isn't bad yall"

potent crown
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my flabber's gasted

analog drift
solid otter
potent crown
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you can't silly wittle babie out of saying fascism isn't bad bro

night grail
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Literally

potent crown
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lmfaooo I'm cackling

obtuse gyro
solid otter
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Today in the misadventures of the official warframe server

obtuse gyro
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old enough for discord I guess, but uh

analog drift
potent crown
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I mean this is a game where we rip people into bloody chunks

solid otter
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Ew.

potent crown
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I don't think little children should be playing it lol

night grail
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I could do the funniest thing ever rn

tame canopy
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I screwed that up πŸ₯€ varzia and maroo is still accurate at least

analog drift
tame canopy
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Also i genuinely didnt know ticker is a trans woman, thats a TIL πŸ’€

solid otter
tame canopy
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Thats xata....

wild wind
obtuse gyro
potent crown
solid otter
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NOW YOU KNOW CHRIST WHY CSNT I SPEAK Clemsive

solid otter
potent crown
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one thing that frustrates me about warframe is just how hard it is to find basic lore about characters like this

wild wind
steep totem
solid otter
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Shes been like this for longer than most folk have been playing for

potent crown
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like it's nice to know her pronouns but also it's not something I'd think to look for when I'm going wtf over the head boxes you know?

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so like, prefer it out in the open lmao

hearty pendant
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she refers to herself with she/her in a couple lines

tame canopy
potent crown
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I need to go click through her dialogue more probably

solid otter
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Xata....

analog drift
steep totem
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I like how it's not immediately obvious or in your face with Ticker
Because most people like that I encounter just act like people

potent crown
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solid otter
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Theres also Flare, who is Nonbinary

steep totem
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And then there are some who are...
Let's just say, does the name Jack McFarland mean anything to yall?

tame canopy
potent crown
solid otter
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I have the xaku one but not the flare one lol

tame canopy
hearty pendant
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more focused on clearing debt for their robotic parts to do cosmetic stuff anyway

potent crown
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yup, it became clear to me when they started talking about brain shelving

wild wind
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The interesting bits are the Vallis fragments

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potent crown
wild wind
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:V

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But, seriously, fragments and event dialogue

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Like Ordis having an internal screaming match and losing, and starting to wish bloody death on Parvos Granum

solid otter
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Yup

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Jack McFarland

wild wind
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Or Tyl Regor threatening to castrate Nef

solid otter
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HE WHAT

wild wind
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Hahahahaha

solid otter
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Get it Tyl

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If anyone could do it it'll be that man

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Particularly normal

wild wind
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"Preacher, preacher, this your idea? Hah! "Give unto the Void!" How 'bout I scalpel off your little danglers and give them unto the Void, hmm? Whatchu think about that idea, Neffy?"

obtuse gyro
wild wind
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Actually give the dialogue a listen, it's a scream

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# night grail Nope

A character from Will & Grace
A gay man who makes it blatantly obvious where his attractions lie

solid otter
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Whats nef's response IvaraSippy

wild wind
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One sided sadly

solid otter
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BALLS

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THATS BALLS MAN

wild wind
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"Neffy, Neffy... should've known. Should have put two and two in combination. No surprise – no surprise at all to find... a bottom-feeder, at the bottom of the sea."

solid otter
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Mm

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New toxic yaoi idea

solid otter
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Actually I am 65% sure ive read a fic about them

wild wind
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The funny thing is that it was an Alad V vs. Nef Anyo event

night grail
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Oh hes hating for the love of the game

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wild wind
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They were literally fighting over whether to help Alad cure his infestation or leave him to rot

steep totem
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LOL

wild wind
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PC Tenno chose to help, the bastards

solid otter
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Guess who won

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wild wind
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Though that probably would have meant deep breath we would have owed Nef Anyo a favor after Second Dream

potent crown
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man I wish they could bring back some old events and reformat them into starchart quests

steep totem
potent crown
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I started playing when the old peace came out

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and boy there's so much deep lore with the salad man and such

steep totem
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and we'd have gotten to hear him cowering about it

solid otter
potent crown
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and it's not there anymore

steep totem
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Yes
If we could have some way to do all the Mutalist stuff

wild wind
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"Oh, look, it's Alad the coward. Quivering behind the lizards? (Tsk) Shameful. Never thought I'd see it. ...Hah! Who am I kidding? Always knew you had no bone in that back. Alad the jellyfish. Stinky, floppy, jellyfish. Washed up on the beach now. And then what are you going to do, jelly? When I come by and poke at you with my stick?"

steep totem
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I'd be happy

potent crown
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that's so funny

wild wind
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Okay they need to bring some of these lines back

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Let's have bosses in charge of invasions

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hearty pendant
wild wind
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"Attack me? My science? Maybe you thought you were dealing with that legless parrot? No, I'm no Hek. You give me a Fomorian fleet and you get a different outcome. Hellish outcome."

potent crown
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they need to bring so many old event storylines back! I feel like I have no idea what's going on in the origin system until I got to like...the new war

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the stuff after was fine, nothing too confusing

potent crown
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all I know is every grineer villain is just hilariously obsessed with how evil they are

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they should give us an honoria called Breathing Vay Hek's Air

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I'd buy it in a heartbeat

wild wind
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Yes

hearty pendant
potent crown
steep totem
potent crown
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yeah exactly

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do devs read these chats

hearty pendant
analog drift
hearty pendant
night grail
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Superboss vay hek sounds miserable

wild wind
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The only other Operation that I think needs actual integration is Scarlet Spear

steep totem
wild wind
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The rest were game mode/mission intros or were already worked into quests

analog drift
wild wind
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Though, hm, Eyes of Blight/The Archwing could use an expansion

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Because that's when the Corpus and Grineer ACTUALLY start the war for the system

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wild wind
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Before that we're actually in peacetime, believe it or not

solid otter
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Shout out nihil

steep totem
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Imagine... if that wasn't the case

solid otter
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Evil

wild wind
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Oh last but not least, I wish the ARGs were integrated into the game

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Not as ARGs, but lore tablets

solid otter
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Nodding

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I can get behind that

hearty pendant
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how difficult would they be to convert to a couple codex entries, even
if you wanted to retain functionality

solid otter
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Though id like to see how they'd make the 1999 arg work

potent crown
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what was the 1999 arg

hearty pendant
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a lot of timegated passwords /s

solid otter
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Its how wally got Neci

solid otter
potent crown
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ohhhhh

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that explains why that was super abrupt lmao

wild wind
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solid otter
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Oh and

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Ascloid

That was sweet

wild wind
solid otter
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Id leave your name throughout history but you're not nerdy enough to understand/j

wild wind
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It'd be an Easter egg on the POM-2

potent crown
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what are we talking about now

solid otter
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AscLoid, it was apart of the 1999 arg

wild wind
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Internalizing some of Warframe's external lore

solid otter
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Its a reference to ask jeeves

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Honourable mention

potent crown
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what do you specifically ask loid about

solid otter
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Felt like making sure folk know Albrecht was blue

solid otter
wild wind
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But yeah the Fortuna one would be datapads in Fortuna and Deck 12, the Zariman one would be all on the Zariman, the 1999 one would be logs in the mall, and the Memories of Tau would be hidden on the POM-2 after Lotus Eaters

wild wind
solid otter
wild wind
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Necrakaly

analog drift
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where/how can i find people to play conclave with me?

potent crown
# solid otter Honourable mention

on a tangentially related note was it ever explained why albrecht made necraloid lol
I feel like it'll be so creepy if my partner decided to randomly make a robot copy of me. I'd dump them for that alone

wild wind
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Conclave Discord if it's still around

wild wind
solid otter
analog drift
potent crown
solid otter
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Albrecht not understanding it lol

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Well when im alone i want loid and or my daughter

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Figure. 1 of why Albrecht is autistic

potent crown
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yeah I get the whole "albrecht's autistic" headcanons

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it makes sense given this shit

wild wind
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The only reason I don't like that idea is that it means the Origin System shoved the job of dealing with Wally on the neurodivergent folks

potent crown
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I do because it's funny af

solid otter
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Tbf wally does choose to show himself to the neurodivergent

wild wind
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Which is... Weirdly in character from what I'm learning about the last fifty years of technological history, actually

solid otter
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Yeah lol

wild wind
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(Silicon Valley RUNS on autistic savants both being savants and autistic)

potent crown
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I mean like half the romanceable protoframes are also neurodivergent

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I think warframe is just a game with a lot of neurodivergent characters

tight pagoda
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Is Operator really neurodivergent?

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Just seems traumatized mostly

wild wind
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I would say half the protoframes are depressed, two are neurodivergent, and one is Orokin

solid otter
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Traumatised and probably has some form of ptsd, which is a form of neurodivergence imo

potent crown
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they can be if you decide they are I guess. they're kinda your character and whatever you want them to be

solid otter
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Ptsd does do the funny. Rewiring of the brain deal

wild wind
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Diagnoses for neurodivergence have skyrocketed the last few years

solid otter
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Shout out to the time I had to explain to a person Albrecht does have trauma

wild wind
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Not because our understanding of neurodivergence is getting better but because we're all traumatized by covid

solid otter
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Id say a bit of both, but ye

potent crown
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I mean I'm pretty sure I had ADHD before COVID too

solid otter
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Shit my autism was evident since I was 6

potent crown
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some of the shit amir said was relatable af (others...not really)

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like yeah I grew up a weird kid who can't stop thinking random shit when I need to focus and wanted to fix my brain, thanks bro

solid otter
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Just took yonks because in the meantime I got hit with a CPTSD diagnosis and that made it a lot harder to get an autism diagnosis Clemsive

wild wind
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We're pretty sure my entire family going back generations has some form of autism/ADHD on both sides lol

solid otter
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Oh yeah that shits genetic as hell

potent crown
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then he started telling me about his puppy kink and I'm like...oh.

solid otter
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LMAO

wild wind
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But that's also a side effect of the list of recognized traits expanding so much

solid otter
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Amir is so based for that

potent crown
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I accidentally confirmed a romance with him because I was flirting with everyone in the hex

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then he traumadumped so hard I was like. oh if I break up with him everyone else would stab me

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I can't do that.

wild wind
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opera lady singing in the background

solid otter
solid otter
potent crown
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I was debating between quincy and aoi seriously when I accidentally confirmed romance with amir by uhhhh idk, joke flirting

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turns out he takes joke flirting very seriously

solid otter
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Wait no thats the wrong song

wild wind
potent crown
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went for roathe for the devil's triad though, because deep orokin lore is an offer I can't refuse

solid otter
solid otter
solid otter
potent crown
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I mean there's a lot of lore about just how life was like as orokin nobility and that was cool af

analog drift
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which one of these would be best at completing elimination missions the fastest?

potent crown
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although once I acquired a gauss prime I briefly considered resetting for marie. can you even imagine that polycule

wild wind
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Gyre

solid otter
potent crown
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yeah

solid otter
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Which is boring

potent crown
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volt/wisp/gauss polycule should be a thing though

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fastest threesome in the galaxy

solid otter
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I don't understand people who genuinely like roathe

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Wisp is just there for fun what

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Titania would be the fastest

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Even out of the other two

wild wind
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Without getting into the path of the KIM conversation, Roathe is extremely charming.

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The issue is that he reads distressingly like a real world sociopath

potent crown
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I find him interesting as a character

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like there's also the fact I played FF14 and enjoy the VA a lot

wild wind
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Wasn't going to say it but yeaaaaah Emet-Selch

potent crown
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overall I'm fond of complex characters with messed up morals who can't just be reduced to "evil"

wild wind
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Who has a higher kill count than Roathe for that matter

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How many shards is he personally responsible for ending again?

potent crown
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FF14 is a game that I desperately wished did have romance options, not because I was that attracted to any of the characters, but mostly because there was a catboy that's head over heels for the warrior of light and I just want to actually tell him "yeah sure" because I'm annoyed by the pining LOL

wild wind
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I am shocked that Johnathan Bailey doesn't have a Warframe role yet

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Given G'ratha's everything in EW

potent crown
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my first thought is "lavos protoframe"

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I don't know why

wild wind
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Hey that's not bad

potent crown
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I think it's the crystal stuff and "transmute yourself today!" memes that's the connection for me

wild wind
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If he was going to do a proto that'd be my choice

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But maybe a friendly Sentient in the Tau update?

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The replacement Adis lol

potent crown
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hmmmm

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you know what would be cool af for the tau update though

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archon-adjacent sentient liches

wild wind
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Besides an Operator 4th ability?

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Ah yeah we've brainstormed that a few times

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A lich that steals your WARFRAME

potent crown
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LOL

wild wind
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By stealing your ability to fashion your frame

potent crown
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I was more just thinking a nemesis that adapts to your loadout so you have to switch it up to fight them each encounter

wild wind
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Until you kill the lich you're locked to a non-customized base skin

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Because the archon "stole your Warframe" and Helminth gives you a "temporary copy"

potent crown
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LMAO

warm scarab
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Thats pretty cool

potent crown
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that's so much more troll than the idea I had that's for sure

wild wind
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The archon replaces the head of your Warframe with one of six heads

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The three main archons, Pazuul, and two new ones for the green and purple shards

warm scarab
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What would the adversary weapon be called

potent crown
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aren't archons just warframes combined with animals? I feel like brand new archon designs for a nemesis system works better

potent crown
solid otter
solid otter
potent crown
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oh yeah he's a terrible person

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even the "redeemed" version still comes off iffy

solid otter
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See, the folk im talking about don't think that

potent crown
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I'm not romancing a guy literally called "the devil of tau" for cutesy fluff crap

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I'm doing it because I want lore and drama

wild wind
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Amalgamed onto Warframe bodies

potent crown
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yeah I mean given how many prime vanguard we killed on tau surely there's enough of those around to make new archons

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but having one that steals the player's warframe is so much funnier

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like you see your own frame running around with a snake head or something, your whole fashion and all of that

wild wind
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Basically, each of the Nemesis enemies taxes you

potent crown
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wait what does the coda tax you

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I do one every week with the calendar and never lost anything?

wild wind
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Grineer tax patience resources, Corpus credits, and Coda tax your fashion

potent crown
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you just get a yellow cyst no?

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LOL

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FAIR ENOUGH

wild wind
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Do you have any idea how much fashion frame die-hards hate that cyst HappyHyekka

potent crown
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they're so fast to kill I don't even notice most of the time

wild wind
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They get angrier than people who lost a taushard to their lich

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Yeah same lol

potent crown
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that's hilarious

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I just do them while going through the calendar and I take nokko to earth proxima

wild wind
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Oh also if you spawn a Sentient lich, you have to extract as Operator

potent crown
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nokko is so goated for the coda concert

wild wind
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I use Jade for that

potent crown
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I never bother avoiding anything, just die, land on mushroom, revive, mushroom again lmao

tight pagoda
potent crown
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stay in one spot and go boing boing, typically get like 60% damage/kills and occasionally a nokko ball bounces on the coda's head in the cutscene

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it's great

potent crown
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I desperately want to play jade for that

tight pagoda
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Stalker confirmed

potent crown
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aw

tight pagoda
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But unclear if it's for the whole thing

potent crown
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jade is unironically great for ascension lol

wild wind
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Yep lol

analog drift
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is there a way i can find just one person to join conclave with me to help with my standing?

potent crown
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I don't think this is the channel for that

analog drift
potent crown
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idk, recruitment? there's also a recruitment chat in the actual game you could try

analog drift
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i see

potent crown
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conclave's pretty dead but I'm sure you can find people that want to just grind it for cosmetics if that's what you want

wild wind
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There's also head to head in 1999

potent crown
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honestly I should probably get my friends to grind faceoff for conclave standing and get the cosmetics lol

wild wind
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Some of them are still pretty nice yeah

solid otter
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Id do it but currently only my baby tenno friends play warframe rn and I don't want to obliterate them πŸ’”

wild wind
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Conclave proper is a separate progression system if that's what you mean

olive rapids
olive rapids
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But right now, I want to save Amar

solid otter
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They dont have a good grasp on the. Movement

wild wind
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Him puppy

olive rapids
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I wanna pet the sentient puppy

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Even a kubrow skin I'd be okay with.

wild wind
potent crown
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that would honestly be cool

olive rapids
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Since it looks like voruna's wolves are in a similar boat as amar design wise

potent crown
solid otter
olive rapids
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(Missed opportunity to have kubrow skins for her wolves)

olive rapids
potent crown
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I play a lot of gauss where I just mach rush straight into the abyss

olive rapids
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A skin could still work given how big kubrows get.

obtuse gyro
olive rapids
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I still wanna pet him

potent crown
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are baby kubrows called kubuppies

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if they aren't they should

wild wind
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Hold up let me get it

olive rapids
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Lol

wild wind
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Helminth Chargers rule

olive rapids
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HOLY

solid otter
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WHAT DID YOU DO

potent crown
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oh that's a helminth charger???

olive rapids
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THATS MASSIVE! Didn't realize they could get THAT BIG

wild wind
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Large breed puppy chow

wild wind
solid otter
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YOU'RE HUGE

potent crown
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YOU MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS

solid otter
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THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUST

olive rapids
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That's a big puppy

potent crown
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LOL

solid otter
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

wild wind
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The strain mods have a secondary effect that make the Helminth Charger one size category larger

olive rapids
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I'd imagine he gives very warm snuggles

wild wind
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So if you START with a max size Helminth Charger, you can go PAST that

solid otter
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Good to know

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I should get a second helminth charger and call him guts, thats a cool name i think

wild wind
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And get Kubrowzilla here

potent crown
solid otter
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Mines called Maya

wild wind
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I think mine is Nimue

potent crown
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I'm bad with names so I just give them stupid ones lol

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my kavat is called Grooveless Plorn

solid otter
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I am alright with names

wild wind
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My pet theme was the Arthurian canon

potent crown
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she is born without a groove

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whenever I team with my friends and they see this stupid cat name they chortle

wild wind
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My irl best friend named his Sakura after the Fate Stay Night character

potent crown
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so I'm very glad this one worked well

wild wind
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That got him on the naughty list that year

potent crown
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I don't know anything about fate other than a select few porn memes

wild wind
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Worms, that is all

potent crown
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like, parasitic?

wild wind
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Already dropped it and running far away

solid otter
cunning wadi
potent crown
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my moas are named Moana, Moalla, Moarra, and Moa Lisa

balmy storm
wild wind
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You should have named them after Warframe weapons lol

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Phantasma, Vaykor Hek

potent crown
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you should name your warframe weapons after other weapons

wild wind
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Or, wait: Tenet Hound

potent crown
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name your torid "stug"

wild wind
balmy storm
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I accidentally nqmed my hound Loki, forgetting that Loki existed
He’s just so stealthy

wild wind
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His bullet hose was "Lato Prime"

potent crown
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actually hold on

wild wind
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HA

potent crown
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wrong screenshot one sec

obtuse gyro
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DE hasnt revealed what the stug incarnon evos are right?

wild wind
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Host Migration
In Progress is the best loadout gag I've seen in a while

potent crown
balmy storm
solid otter
obtuse gyro
balmy storm
obtuse gyro
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where when how

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potent crown
balmy storm
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wild wind
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Oh snap I didn't watch that

solid otter
wild wind
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Tell me it's a Torid clone

balmy storm
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Its silly

potent crown
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you know I could go spend 15 plat to name my torid "stug prime" lol

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that would be funny

balmy storm
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Do it

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We need Kuva Stug just so the already 10000x stronger incarnon stug can be even stronger

night grail
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No chain beam

potent crown
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of all the incarnons I kinda wish they gave us an alternox one

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that gun sucks so bad but it came with the zariman stuff

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it kinda deserves a buff like that

balmy storm
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Gloop armageddon

potent crown
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I can hear this gif

night grail
potent crown
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man I love kittens

solid otter
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Same

potent crown
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squeaky sharp lil things

potent crown
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I find it so funny that warframe repeatedly goes on to assure you that if you get a vasca kavat it'll be totally healthy and fine, it's not cruel, etc

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meanwhile when you make a helminth charger it's just like

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whatever, man, who cares

wild wind
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What the dog doin

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Also damn of course ERRA's lead vocalist plays WF

obtuse gyro
potent crown
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is Erra (the character) named after Erra (the band)?

wild wind
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If Dan Trachtenberg plays Warframe, why not them

wild wind
solid otter
potent crown
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what a legend

solid otter
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I could get behind A Perfect Circle being in wf tho

wild wind
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It's just funny to me that the guy who made Prey/Predator: Killer of Killers decided to make those movies after doing Warframe's new (at the time) intro cinematic

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Because he wanted to get his friends to play with him

solid otter
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Gianni the guy I know from ultrakill voicing stalker still haunts me

wild wind
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(also Mag straight up got new tech because of that intro)

night grail
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Is it even useful tech though

potent crown
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we're talking about the native american predator movie, right

wild wind
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No but the style

potent crown
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shit I love that movie

wild wind
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See, Dan Trachtenberg loves Warframe

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Back in 2018 he made the new/current intro for Warframe

potent crown
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huh.

tight pagoda
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PEAK

wild wind
#

And he said "damn this is awesome, I wonder if I can do actual movies with this vibe"

tight pagoda
#

he did the new Badlands movie too right?!

wild wind
#

Yup

potent crown
#

....a yautja themed warframe would be so cool though

wild wind
#

So if you want to know why the Yautja have gone from stone cold merciless killers to absolutely GOOFY stone cold merciless killers

tight pagoda
#

He's second in line for my preferred director for a Warframe movie/series then

First is me of course
Second is him
Third is Werner Herzog

wild wind
#

It's because Trachtenberg is a Tenno and so are his yautja

potent crown
#

I really liked badlands too

#

the android is like....the kinda character I'd absolutely play in tabletop lmao

wild wind
#

hahahahaha

#

It was in another of these quieter moments away from the set that led Trachtenberg to Warframe, though he had to go through Destiny to get there. "The irony is Destiny came out when we were shooting 10 Cloverfield Lane, and I would play that when I got back from set to feel connected to my friends back home," Trachtenberg recalls. "One of my friends said 'you know, Warframe is much better than this' and I was like 'really? I remember playing that for a minute'. So I fired up Warframe, and now four or five years later that friend storyboarded this cinematic."

#

He ditched Destiny 1 to play WF

potent crown
#

like in my tabletop group I'm mostly known as the wacky critter with surprisingly deep pathos player

#

that's like my whole thing (unsurprising that I like warframe)

night grail
#

How did he know

tight pagoda
potent crown
#

yeah and...you know given the warframe thing it makes so much sense both those movies are about like

#

family, as a whole theme

potent crown
wild wind
#

Oh I thought you were going to say 360 killshots while dressed like a 1980s San Francisco gay punk scene reject

potent crown
#

they deleted their own story

wild wind
#

And, yeaaaaaaaah

potent crown
#

that's one of the decisions of all times for sure

wild wind
#

Bungie as a whole lost the plot after Halo 2

night grail
#

Halo 3 has the worst writing in the series

wild wind
#

Shit you're right those are the best

tight pagoda
potent crown
#

company: "I would like to sell product"
customer: "I would like to buy product"
company: "SIKE YOU NO LONGER OWN PRODUCT"

wild wind
#

Reach cheats because Fall of Reach is a genuinely excellent mil-scifi novel

tight pagoda
wild wind
#

That was absolutely wild

potent crown
#

LMAOOOO

night grail
#

Genuinely halo 3's campaign is purely hype moments and aura

wild wind
#

The trailers were the best part about the game

night grail
#

Believe.

wild wind
#

Genuinely some of the best trailers for anything, ever

tight pagoda
wild wind
#

Hearing those first strings for the first time?

night grail
#

Too bad marty is a chud

wild wind
#

Damn I'm getting goosebumps nearly two decades later

potent crown
#

never played any halo

#

is it actually worth playing in 2026 or nah

wild wind
#

The first four are

steep totem
wild wind
#

Not, numbered halos

#

1, 2, ODST, Reach

night grail
#

First 4 chronologically so true

potent crown
#

do you play them in chronological order

wild wind
#

Nah, play them in that order

potent crown
#

ok

night grail
#

Halo 4 is kinda awesome when you don't have someone telling you it sucks

tight pagoda
#

1 is getting remastered as well, just the campaign though

wild wind
#

Like, 2 is genuinely half a story, so the story won't ever get a real conclusion without 3

wild wind
#

But 3 is actually bad so you're ending on a high point still

potent crown
#

I'm really picky about games in terms of story so I'd rather not start something that's unfinished and good with a bunch of different conditionals lmao

wild wind
#

It's just that part

#

ODST and Reach are self contained

night grail
#

Halo 5 has some cool thinfs

steep totem
potent crown
#

good call lol

night grail
#

Like the sanghelios civil war

wild wind
#

Actually yeah that's good advice

potent crown
#

halo was massive when I was a kid but I just never really played it

night grail
#

Infinite has really good character moments

#

The campaign suffers from its structure though

wild wind
#

They should have just cut the BS and made 343 into Durandal

potent crown
#

how deep is the lore

night grail
steep totem
#

me, realizing I'm starting to get out of my depths when the only Halo I've played are 1, 3, 4, and bits of ODST ExcaliburLUL

potent crown
#

I once had a guy give me an autistic loredump about it and I understood none of it

wild wind
#

It, ehhhhhh

#

Okay the games are very straightforward

night grail
#

Theres games and books and short stories and an anthology series

wild wind
#

But there are novels, some of which are quite good

night grail
#

Theres no TV show dont even bother

potent crown
#

lmao

#

I don't typically consume tie-in media to games tbh

#

if you can't tell a good story with your game you've lost your chance man

wild wind
#

The books add a layer or two but really aren't necessary and don't have TOO many lorebombs

steep totem
#

The show doesn't follow the games whatsoever
It might as well be an alternate timeline

night grail
#

They're interesting but not required

night grail
wild wind
#

Where things get deranged is that after Halo 3, Bungie cut ties with Microsoft

steep totem
#

although it did remind me why the Flood traumatized me as a child

potent crown
#

is the halo main story hard to adapt or is the studio just doing typical studio BS

wild wind
#

Who created a new company to keep making Halo

wild wind
potent crown
#

it's what happened with witcher

wild wind
#

So made an OG sci-fi show, but with characters that share names with Halo characters

night grail
#

That is NOT John 117

potent crown
#

since when had that ever worked out, for anything

wild wind
night grail
potent crown
wild wind
#

The issue is that the part people LIKE is the games, which are unauthorized sequels

potent crown
#

except like....season 2 (I stopped after that) was neither books nor games

#

there's also a lot of random additions that aren't from the books, that make no sense

wild wind
#

Right, original creatives

#

Netflix replaced most of the original group with new people partway through production

#

Anyway, Halo

potent crown
#

a big one I recall was Yennefer's infertility being something she chose?? which, by the way, so completely out of character since her entire motivation is wanting to cure that. in both games/books it's because a lot of the regular magic mages use on themselves just render them infertile

wild wind
#

So Bungie leaves to make Destiny and 343 takes over and boy howdy they did not match up

potent crown
#

still can't believe destiny 2 deleted its own story lmao

wild wind
#

Yeah that's a whole thing

potent crown
#

I genuinely don't understand what could possess someone to make that decision

wild wind
#

Activision is basically the worst

night grail
#

If i had a nickel for every mismanaged IP created by bungie...

wild wind
#

Second worst after EA

potent crown
#

like usually bad game company decisions I can sorta get? like it might seem like a cool experimental idea that just wasn't implemented well, or it could be like some short term money grubbing stuff

#

how the f does deleting your own story help with anything lol

wild wind
#

I think genuinely Bungie left their project managers at Microsoft, because Destiny's development has been one "Warframe Empyrean" after another

steep totem
tight pagoda
#

While we're talking Witcher, I find it funny the games have Triss in such a prominent romantic role even though she's not like that in the books, it's like the game writers just liked her so much they put her in instead of Yennefer

wild wind
potent crown
wild wind
#

Literally Triss was their collective waifu

#

Also funny story but Witcher 1 was made in the KotOR engine

#

They licensed it from Bioware

potent crown
#

on the topic of companies that shat the bed

#

oh bioware

warm scarab
#

Whats happening

wild wind
#

Man did Larian screw up BG3-oh we're talking Bioware ok

potent crown
#

with bioware? nothing really, just they don't have the same creative minds anymore and the last good bioware game came out 12 years ago

wild wind
night grail
#

Quite fond of Joyeuse

solid otter
warm scarab
wild wind
#

Most of us in this convo are I think haha

warm scarab
#

Or not that old

wild wind
#

Also damn did StarCraft 2 miss the assignment

potent crown
#

like if you compare dragon age inquisition with dragon age veilguard it's quite literally night and day. it's hardly even the same setting anymore barring some shared names

wild wind
#

Wings of Liberty was cool though

#

Ngl I hated Dragon Age

warm scarab
#

I like the missions in sc2

potent crown
#

I loved the first and third one, 2 was meh

#

didn't want to play the 4th because it would just piss me off

wild wind
#

The actual "origins" were cool

#

The rest of the game was a slog

potent crown
#

I played some overpowered mage build and demolished combat so...wasn't that big a deal lol

#

but yeah that's also true

night grail
#

I miss titanfall

wild wind
#

There are plenty of things I like about the game, I just don't like the game

#

The golem companion was cool though

potent crown
#

it's definitely a game that had a great story and setting and all that jazz

#

and mediocre at best gameplay lol

#

which is like

#

I can handle bad gameplay from a dragon age game because that's where they started. bad story though? naaaah.

wild wind
#

Even the setting was meh, because they didn't let you see any of the cool parts of it in the cool places they talk about

night grail
potent crown
#

veilguard afaik has actually fun gameplay. but story sucks

wild wind
#

Yeah I had a friend who defended it on that basis

wild wind
potent crown
wild wind
#

Which reminds me, 1000xResist is breathtaking, play it play it play it

warm scarab
potent crown
warm scarab
#

Also strangely enough where im stuck most of the time

#

I should finish vanquish

night grail
#

1000xresist is so good but also I was so lost half the time

potent crown
#

same reason I don't play dark souls for dating sim content

night grail
#

Also not a gameplay game unfortunately very much a story game

wild wind
#

Yeah

potent crown
#

some story games have perfect gameplay for what they are though

#

Disco Elysium comes to mind

wild wind
#

Planescape Torment

night grail
#

Like very much bottom right of the graph between modern art and publishing office

steep totem
#

Sometimes, I look at some of these games
(Or, more accurately, the people talking about these games)
And wonder
"When's the novel adaptation coming out?"

wild wind
#

It wouldn't work without being made in the Baldur's Gate engine with all the baggage that entails

potent crown
# wild wind Planescape Torment

I always wanted to play that as well as baldur's gate 1 and 2 but I quite literally can't because the gameplay is actually just so bad it's distracting

wild wind
#

laaaaaawl

potent crown
#

I put up with the mediocre d&d 5e stuff in bg3

wild wind
#

I grew up playing them, I still think BG2 is like the most perfect game imaginable

potent crown
#

like it's still not good but at least it's acceptable

night grail
#

Also play maquette and gris and solar ash

#

Good games I enjoyed them

wild wind
#

But if you're not down to put yourself in the mid 90s cRPG grindset they're impossible

#

I actually don't know if I'd be able to play them today

potent crown
wild wind
#

Haha my college buddy was ranting about DDO two days ago

#

(I forget what about tbh)

potent crown
#

which honestly is just a standard mana and cooldowns MMO from the early 2000s with D&D flavor lmao

#

so like actual old d&d CRPGs were completely unpalatable to me

wild wind
#

That's basically 4e let's be honest

wild wind
#

it lies as easily as it breathes

night grail
#

I loved this game

potent crown
wild wind
#

But yeah PST is basically the direct inspiration for Disco Elysium

potent crown
#

I play pathfinder and 5e lol

night grail
potent crown
#

there was a whole edition war that I just missed because I didn't care enough

wild wind
#

If you can play PF you can play BG2

potent crown
#

I can but I don't enjoy it LOL

wild wind
#

But uh maybe skip BG1 because it's low level and uhhhhh yeah

obtuse gyro
potent crown
#

it's more that I put up with it

wild wind
#

Which reminds me did you play Wrath of the Righteous

night grail
#

WAIT CREATURES OF AVA

#

I liked that game :D

potent crown
#

there's a tiny purple fascist that's apparently kinda goated while also an asshole and a fascist

#

and tiny

wild wind
#

Yyyyyyyep

potent crown
#

that's just such a hilarious character concept

wild wind
#

Gnome.... I want to say Dark Knight?

potent crown
#

hellknight

#

basically paladins of uhhh

wild wind
#

THAT was it

potent crown
#

fascism

#

their entire thing is about oppressing people to make the trains (or whatever the pathfinder equivalents are) run on time

wild wind
#

In his case I think he's one of those "rationalist" morons who talk themselves out of basic morality

potent crown
#

while also being extremely corrupt and tied to all sorts of devil intrigue bullshit at the top level

wild wind
#

And get scared of basilisks for no reason dohohoho

#

Ah, Cheliax

potent crown
#

but yeah I don't really mind pathfinder or 5e as systems, my main problem is just I don't like their magic systems

wild wind
#

Vancian casting, yeah

potent crown
#

give me mana points >.>

wild wind
#

oh while we're recommending games, Robocop Rogue City is basically Deus Ex Human Revolution 3

potent crown
#

like I get the balance and design reasons for spell slots but maaaaaan they kinda suck the fun out of playing mages

wild wind
#

Tabletop RPGs are basically a resource management game

potent crown
#

but I always end up compelled to play mages anyway because I'm like a toolbox person that likes having lots of fun toys

wild wind
#

Spell slots are easier for the DM to keep track of than spellpoints

#

Because players cheat

potent crown
#

not true honestly

#

my homebrew system more or less runs on 5e OGL but with spell points/at will powers and haven't had a problem with anyone pulling shenanigans like that

wild wind
#

"Neal you've tried to cast Fireball five times but I know you only have two third level spells"

potent crown
#

I also run like...modded pathfinder using spell points and it was complicated af but that's because it's pathfinder lol

wild wind
#

Also that's how psionic classes are supposed to work

#

At least, how they did in 3.x

potent crown
#

yeah

wild wind
#

I don't think 5e ever really went for it

potent crown
#

I mean I have different problems with 5e

#

namely that it's really really bad at selling its own character fantasies

wild wind
#

Mostly because the current ownership has started trying to suck the $$$ out of the playerbase

potent crown
#

like, given this is a warframe server, you know how some warframes excel at fulfilling a specific fantasy (Uriel, Gauss, Nova, etc) and are extremely satisfying to pop off? and then others just have nearly no one playing them because their kits feel clunky to deal with (Ember, Chroma, etc)

#

most 5e classes feel like the second category

wild wind
#

Hmm, can say I haven't really had that problem

#

....but I main Chroma, so DagathLUL

potent crown
#

I have a chroma that I take out once a while when I get double credits from login or anniversary weekend or whatever

#

and I take him to the legacyte safe

wild wind
#

I enjoy playing rareframes

potent crown
#

and I put him back after like 5 million credits because I'm bored

#

that's it

#

that's what I do with chroma lmao

wild wind
#

Some people have no idea what to do when Qorvex enters a squad

potent crown
#

obviously you let him conk your crete (status immunity is great)

wild wind
#

Haha

night grail
#

I like John warframe

potent crown
#

I mean I just vibe and kill enemies while they kill each other and not have to worry about status

#

so I like having qorvex around?

wild wind
#

I slammed a pillar down next to a lowish MR player today and they mag dumped on it

#

Funniest thing I've seen in game for a while

potent crown
#

oh when I first got caliban prime I took him to some low ish level survival mission to rank up, and saw a wukong trying to beat the shit out of my summons

night grail
#

I was nokko once and a teammate kept trying to shoot me as the sprodling

potent crown
#

that was funny

wild wind
#

pfffft

#

Nekros all over again

potent crown
#

....I shoot nekros summons because sometimes they have the same energy colors as eximus and I'm dumb

#

sometimes I try to shoot other players who got the double ability strength/range buff in fissures because they look like corrupted enemies at a glance lmao

wild wind
#

I just see Grineer and neurons activate

potent crown
#

oh yeah I've also shot people's clem spectres

#

so yeah

potent crown
#

I'm mainly there for the credits when I play him lol

wild wind
#

That's basically it

#

You probably want to run his Vex Armor augment, so you can power up with kills

#

Just recast before it falls off

potent crown
#

presumably there are subsumes for his 1 or 2

wild wind
#

1

potent crown
#

like what's even the point of 1

wild wind
#

2 is actually quite useful

potent crown
#

it's low range and low damage and locks you out of guns

wild wind
#

Technically it's just the mode swap

#

Chroma was the first Warframe with multiple elements

potent crown
#

yeah and lavos just feels so much better to play

#

the ability to combine random elements is fun

obtuse gyro
wild wind
#

Anyway I actually like Ophanim Eyes on the 1

#

Slow+armor strip

obtuse gyro
potent crown
#

has any dev discussed reworking chroma

wild wind
#

It's been noted that a rework is desired

potent crown
#

I also just kinda

wild wind
#

But they're very quiet about reworks until they're near launch

potent crown
#

don't know what his theme is even supposed to be lol

#

like I know "dragon" is how it's described but uh. what's up with the money turret

wild wind
#

He's not really a dragon, per se

#

He's based on dragonslayers

hearty pendant
#

more of a knight with a dragon pelt (that occasionally does its own thing)

wild wind
#

More Sigfried, Susano-o or Beowulf

#

The idea is that he killed a Sentient during the Old War and wears its skin as a trophy

potent crown
#

ooooh

#

fair enough

wild wind
#

(that was a fan theory for a long time but Reb casually confirmed it during a devshort earlier this year)

potent crown
#

oh that's cool

#

some older frames are honestly like...I don't want to say they're powercrept hard but they just feel a lot less intuitive to play compared to newer ones

#

I have no idea how to play ivara

#

when I leveled her I was just hoping I was playing cyte-09 instead

tight pagoda
wild wind
tight pagoda
# potent crown I have no idea how to play ivara

She's very fun for Solo. Build her for efficiency/duration to maintain Prowl, use the augment that makes her move faster and undetectable by lasers, use her arrows to sleep/lure enemies and cloak things that can be damaged. Her bow is quite powerful too

wild wind
#

Like, Nova is power hungry, Saryn needs to keep advancing for Spores to stay up, Volt has very little sustain etc

tight pagoda
#

I personally put Eclipse over her Navigator ability

wild wind
#

The idea is that you'd be in a squad that would make up for what you lacked

hearty pendant
potent crown
#

I have no idea what navigator is for

#

it feels very weird to use

#

truly what's even the intended use case

hearty pendant
#

similar to cyte's 1
hit an enemy when you can't actually see them

wild wind
#

Trick shots basically

#

You'd use it to take out the one enemy in a spy vault

tight pagoda
#

I also recently saw some guy find the extraction point, then launch a projectile to kill Sergeant

potent crown
#

okay that's pretty funny

#

but uh

#

when I solo spy missions I use limbo and a stealth dog lol

#

...man wtf is limbo's intended use

#

that's another weird af one

hearty pendant
flat tree
wild wind
#

As much as we dog on Limbo (with reason) Limbo's probably the frame who's directly changed the game the most

#

The reason Warframes can't gain energy while they have channeled abilities going is because of Limbo

wild wind
#

yeah

potent crown
#

by channeled abilities you mean like...exalted weapons?

wild wind
#

Yep

potent crown
#

but I pick up energy orbs just fine?

wild wind
#

you can pick up energy orbs, but you can't gain energy from Energy Nexus or energy auras

hearty pendant
#

energy orbs work, energy regen does not

potent crown
#

am I misunderstanding something

#

ohhhhhh

#

I have not actually noticed that since I never use those mods on frames with exalted weapons lol

wild wind
#

Exalted weapons and abilities that constantly drain energy like Gloom

potent crown
#

yeah that's actually a new thing I learned today lmao

wild wind
#

Back in the age of dinosaurs day, energy gain was a huge limiting factors on KPS

potent crown
#

having seen old warframe with stamina and whatever it doesn't even look like the same game tbh

wild wind
#

You had Trinity and you had Energy Siphon

potent crown
#

it almost reminds me of something like uh

wild wind
#

Limbo however?

potent crown
#

Remnant 2

wild wind
#

Oh yes Limbo caused problems

#

See, getting Rifted means you can't hit enemies

#

But in exchange you regen energy

#

And Warframe powers still worked

#

So you would whip out Exalted Blade or Hysteria and get chopping

#

that actually took them a while to fix but they nerfed all sources of energy regen rather than change how they approached Limbo

#

So over time he became the utter clown he is today

potent crown
#

limbo is just strange tbh. like the ability to make others not interact with the game is a very very strange design choice from the get go

#

tbh there's a lot of frames from an older design period that I absolutely love but still wish they retouch

#

I love mesa, but her kit just feels so....weird

wild wind
#

Mesa's just not logical unless you've spent a bit of time with her

#

once you have she's Turret Prime

potent crown
#

no other frame disables movement/casting when using their exalted

#

well I use mesa's waltz

#

and I also replaced her 1 with loki's decloy lmao

#

my mesa build's kinda janky but it...mostly works?

#

I just enjoy the absolute satisfaction of clearing an entire room without aiming lol

wild wind
#

Oh, try Brightbonnet with Mesa

#

Power strength+energy regen

obtuse gyro
#

. high
's n
t o
I o
πŸ„ n

analog drift
#

can i rant about conclave for a bit?

wild wind
#

eh probably better in general, because despite everything this is the spoiler chat

potent crown
#

It's also a double pun that will bring a tear to Ordis's eye

cursive falcon
#

I was kinda in a middle of surprised and expected it when I saw that even in Tau... We still use trench warfare.

tight pagoda
balmy storm
#

The frames ride around on the grapple things

tame canopy
#

Why fix whats not broken, after all.
Roathe does mentions a few variety of combat tech the orokin has at their disposal in his KIM, and those are often squarely in the high sci fi range

wild wind
#

Trench warfare is insanely cost effective for how low tech it is

#

I imagine actual Corpus v. Grineer ground fights actually involve trenches

flat tree
wild wind
#

hahaha god that's probably really messed up isn't it

#

That version ends with the Corpus crewman pulled back to Jupiter, sitting in a locker room thinking about joining Perrin when the Tenno burst in and massacre everyone

potent crown
#

That's so dark it crosses the line twice I am cackling

tight pagoda
plain onyx
#

so, is this "old peace" quest focuses on the operator or drifter?

cerulean kiln
wild wind
#

kinda-ish

#

From the Operator's point of view, 1999 starts and ends at the same time

plain onyx
#

OH MY GOD

#

EXCAL PRIME!!!! NO FRIGGING WAAY

wild wind
#

So Drifter jumps back and everyone back in the labs immediately sees the end where Albrecht says "Tau is in sight"

plain onyx
#

GUNDAMS IN WARFRAME???

#

WTF IS GOING ON

wild wind
spring cedar
#

wait what are we talking about?

uncut solar
#

Old peace

spring cedar
#

kk

spring cedar
tame canopy
spring cedar
#

i'm already done with the old peace but i don't pay atention to alot of lore

fierce kiln
tame canopy
#

Legit reminds me of teen titans episode where starfire travels to the future, and then from the team's pov, immediately returned from there

plain onyx
#

SO THIS IS WHAT THE GRINEER LOOKED LIKE DURING THE OROKIN ERA??

#

SIIIICK

wild wind
plain onyx
#

god damn this quest is awesome

wild wind
#

Perita overall just rules

fierce kiln
#

exited for jade shadows constellations bc it will be the first time operator meets a protoframe 😭

plain onyx
#

huh

cerulean kiln
#

Operator lorewise met Roathe

fierce kiln
#

in person then

#

ill count that message if they ever let the operator enter it

cerulean kiln
fierce kiln
#

oh wait operator can meet roathe after he is in the necralisk

solid otter
sacred flint
misty veldt
cerulean kiln
solid otter
cerulean kiln
#

Assuming you don’t fail

misty veldt
solid otter
misty veldt
#

He just chillin

cerulean kiln
#

He’s standing guard

solid otter
#

Against the murmur Father has been getting rid of for far longer than Roathe has

zenith jacinth
#

Shift change

cerulean kiln
#

I just wanna know what double life Albrecht was living in the Necralisk

zenith jacinth
solid otter
undone lodge
plain onyx
#

damn, more ballas content i see

cerulean kiln
zenith jacinth
solid otter
plain onyx
#

dude looks like a pokemon

tight pagoda
zenith jacinth
#

A fourth lycanroc form, this one's called "get deoxys'd loser"

plain onyx
tight pagoda
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||He's one of the Archons||

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i don't recognize this dude..?

zenith jacinth
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Bloomguardian AMAR

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New War screenshot, so if you've done that quest (which you have since you're playing Old Peace) you can click

plain onyx
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Orokin greed

zenith jacinth
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Actually not directly the orokin for once

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Erra is just REALLY bad at anatomy

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Yeah it was Erra mostly

cerulean kiln
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I prefer his New War appearance

zenith jacinth
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What was the snakes name

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man.. who's really the most evil faction there is..

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Nira

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i can't decide wether it's the orokin or the sentient lol

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Of course I remember right after I ask

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I don't think Erra tried making it torturous or whatever

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They were dead, I don't think they had much of a choice

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Amar also was the one who trained Lotus in subterfuge

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Something erra took corpses from both sides and made the archons

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Part of hunhow's yapping iirc

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..????

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what is happening here..??

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why're there two of yall??

zenith jacinth
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πŸ›

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Something something eternalism

plain onyx
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what??

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There's not meant to be two, that's just a bug

cerulean kiln
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Damn and some collateral damage

plain onyx
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should i slime this dude?

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gang?

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yea ima slime this dude

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wtf happened to your eyes..