SSundee FC

[wet escarp]

I'd brace

[cobalt dagger]

cap brace

infin 1

tai 1

[novel oasis]

3-1

I scored, then Cappo, then infi

[wet escarp]

Okay

[cobalt dagger]

CLOSE ENOUGH

RAHHH

[wet escarp]

I am

cooking

[novel oasis]

Speedy got a yellow card in the first minute

[cobalt dagger]

LOOOOOOOOOl

sounds right

[novel oasis]

Transfer offer for speedy here

[cobalt dagger]

do it

[novel oasis]

Man city are offering 307m

[wet escarp]

rejected

[cobalt dagger]

5$

[wet escarp]

NO WEX

[cobalt dagger]

dang

LOOOL

IM JOOOKINGGG

[novel oasis]

Rejected

[wet escarp]

WE DONT HAVE PLAYERS GODDAMNIT

[cobalt dagger]

307 MILLION LOL

[severe obsidian]

L

[cobalt dagger]

MVP

[severe obsidian]

I was a better manager 😞

[novel oasis]

Salah got January potm

[wet escarp]

How many goals I get div?

[novel oasis]

Infi made it to team of the week

[novel oasis]

Let me check

[cobalt dagger]

INFIN IS THE GOAT

i have like 3 goals this season

[novel oasis]

16 G/A in 35 games

@wet escarp

Infi has 20 G/a in 38 games

[wet escarp]

not bad for a cm

[novel oasis]

And tai has 41 G/A in 38 games

[wet escarp]

how many assists

[novel oasis]

3

[wet escarp]

LMAO

BYE

[cobalt dagger]

whats my stats coach

[novel oasis]

3 goals in 22 games

[cobalt dagger]

yikes

[wet escarp]

W

We take those

wex you cook

[novel oasis]

I have 12 G/A in 38 games

[wet escarp]

when you do

[cobalt dagger]

WHEN I GAME I GAME HARD

[cobalt dagger]

W

[wet escarp]

YEAH

[novel oasis]

We play Brighton in the prem

[cobalt dagger]

easy

[wet escarp]

Let me cook

Im boutta score a hat trick

[novel oasis]

wtf

Man United signed Pedri

[cobalt dagger]

nahhh

[wet escarp]

pedri?

[novel oasis]

THEY BEAT LIVERPOOL 2-0????

[wet escarp]

they paid the release clause?-

[novel oasis]

Why can’t they be like this irl

[cobalt dagger]

WHAT SHOULDVE HAPPENED TODAY

[novel oasis]

We beat Brighton 4-0

REVENGE

[cobalt dagger]

W

HUUUGEEEE

[novel oasis]

CAPPO BRACE

[cobalt dagger]

YES

BRACE THAT

[novel oasis]

it could’ve been a hat trick for Cappo

But he missed a pen

Again

[cobalt dagger]

aw man

[novel oasis]

Infi and myself scored

[wet escarp]

istg

[cobalt dagger]

cappo learn how to shoot pens

[wet escarp]

😭

[cobalt dagger]

W

[wet escarp]

I cant shoot pens irl either

💀

[novel oasis]

We play AC Milan in the ucl RO16

[wet escarp]

I cook

[cobalt dagger]

chat is this real

[wet escarp]

ez

[cobalt dagger]

we cook

huge game for us

[novel oasis]

2-0

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSS

[novel oasis]

I scored first, then flux

[cobalt dagger]

W MAN DIV

MAN LIKE DIV

[wet escarp]

I am not cooking

[novel oasis]

Next is Nottingham forest

[wet escarp]

😔

[novel oasis]

POTENTIAL REVENGE

[cobalt dagger]

WE GET OUR REVENGE

[novel oasis]

international job offer from Ireland

[cobalt dagger]

MY HOME

REJECT

REJECT

[novel oasis]

I rejected

We tied with forest

[cobalt dagger]

who was it

[novel oasis]

1-1

[cobalt dagger]

MAN

[novel oasis]

Flux scored

[cobalt dagger]

w flux

[wet escarp]

guys

[novel oasis]

Next up is the carabao cup final

[wet escarp]

I cooked too hard

[cobalt dagger]

CAP

[wet escarp]

Im tired

[cobalt dagger]

EASY

[wet escarp]

okay nvm

[novel oasis]

We play Tottenham

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN

[wet escarp]

my time to shine

I become HIM

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN EASY

[wet escarp]

in finals

[cobalt dagger]

CAPPO BRACE

5-3

[novel oasis]

4-1

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSSS

HUGE

[novel oasis]

FLUX SCORED FIRST

THEN INFI HAT TRICK

[cobalt dagger]

WE GO CRAZY

[wet escarp]

LESGOO

[cobalt dagger]

@median needle YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAN

[novel oasis]

The prize money for the carabao cup

[cobalt dagger]

WE WON THE FINALS HUGE

[novel oasis]

Was 116k

😭🙏

[cobalt dagger]

W

[wet escarp]

@cobalt daggerwoman bored but she doesnt like football what do i do

[cobalt dagger]

WE TAKE IT

POCKET CHANGE

[wet escarp]

116k?

😭

[cobalt dagger]

oh uh

[wet escarp]

thats me wage

[cobalt dagger]

hair and makeup

idk

[novel oasis]

The player of the tournament for the carabao cup was announced

[cobalt dagger]

WOOO

INFIN

[novel oasis]

@median needle GOD JOB INFI ON POTT

[cobalt dagger]

HUGEEEEEEEE

CALLED IT

[wet escarp]

lesgo

ucl qtf next?

[novel oasis]

Big game here

We play man city in the FA cup

[slow vine]

LESS GOO

[wet escarp]

COOK

[novel oasis]

2-1

I scored in the first 13 minutes, then tai scored

[slow vine]

bro i need to start cooking again

just as i say that

nah bro

u need to ger more

[cobalt dagger]

YES

WE WIN THESEEEE

[novel oasis]

We play Tottenham in the prem, then AC Milan in the UCL RO16

[cobalt dagger]

huge!?

[novel oasis]

We beat Tottenham 2-0, infi and rock both scored

[cobalt dagger]

\YESSSS

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[novel oasis]

As for AC Milan

[cobalt dagger]

@hard relic MY GOAT

3-2

[hard relic]

AA WHAT DID I DO

don't ban me

[cobalt dagger]

U SCORED

[hard relic]

ohh

[median needle]

I have seen many pings

[novel oasis]

WE WON 2-1

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSS

[novel oasis]

INFI AND CAPPO SCORED

[median needle]

All I can say is

[hard relic]

damn

[cobalt dagger]

WWWWW

[hard relic]

i am scoring

[median needle]

MY ARRIVAL HAS BEEN FORETOLD

[cobalt dagger]

YOU GUYS ARE TOO CRAZY

[novel oasis]

WE ARE IN THE UCL QUARTER FINAL

[median needle]

IN ANCIENT MURALS

AND I WILL WIN

[wet escarp]

we will win infin.

[slow vine]

i stopped cooking

[wet escarp]

WE.

[slow vine]

😔

[wet escarp]

and I started cooking

[novel oasis]

You will have your moment

[hard relic]

damn

[cobalt dagger]

i stopped cooking midway thru the season

[slow vine]

its fine ill get a hat trick in the final

[novel oasis]

We play Bournemouth in the FA CUP QUARTER FINAL

[cobalt dagger]

W

[hard relic]

okay

[slow vine]

dang

[cobalt dagger]

BIG GAME

4-3

[slow vine]

nah

[novel oasis]

WE WIN 2-0

BINCK AND INFI

[wet escarp]

I'd brace

[median needle]

I got this

[slow vine]

3 1

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSS

[slow vine]

SO CLOSR

[median needle]

I GOT THIS

I TOLD YOU

I GOT THIS

[slow vine]

@unique totem THATS MY GUY

MY GOAT

[novel oasis]

Tai ghosting 👻

[median needle]

I FREAKIN GOT THIS

[unique totem]

[novel oasis]

We play Fulham in the prem

[slow vine]

Bro nah manager be doin smth to me

[novel oasis]

But before we do

[slow vine]

i was doing so well asw

😔

[novel oasis]

We are 8 points behind city

[slow vine]

8??

yeah the leagues a wrap

[median needle]

No

It's not over yet

[wet escarp]

We've lost the league lmao

[novel oasis]

There’s 10 games left in the prem

We still have a chance

yall so negative

[slow vine]

bro its man city

well anyway

sim next match

[novel oasis]

International job offer from Qatar

Let me reject first

[cobalt dagger]

we win

[novel oasis]

Wait

[hard relic]

are u guys streaming?

[novel oasis]

Rock got a red card

Wex gets to start

[cobalt dagger]

W

[novel oasis]

I can’t

[hard relic]

HELL YEA

I AM BAD

I LIKE THAT

[cobalt dagger]

LOL

HE VIOLENT YOUR HONOR 🗣️

[unique totem]

Nah, I’d score.

[slow vine]

bro got murder on his mind

💀

[novel oasis]

We tied 2-2

[hard relic]

YEAAA

[novel oasis]

Tai scored in the first 5 minutes

[cobalt dagger]

WA

[slow vine]

yeah leagues a wraps

[unique totem]

AT LEAST IT AINT A LOSS

[novel oasis]

AND I SCORED A LAST MINUTE EQUALIZER

[hard relic]

damn tai cooked

[novel oasis]

RAAAH

[cobalt dagger]

RAHHHHHHHH

[hard relic]

lmao

[novel oasis]

THATS THE TYPA MENTALITY I WANNA SEE

[wet escarp]

RAHHHHH

WE COOK

[unique totem]

WE’LL WIN

[novel oasis]

We play west ham away

[wet escarp]

I win

[unique totem]

Next player to have some kind of loser mentality, gets sold like Hype

[novel oasis]

wex has to sit this one out because of international break

[unique totem]

[novel oasis]

But rock gets to play

[cobalt dagger]

L

ROCK COOKS HERE

[novel oasis]

Because he wasn’t selected for his nation

[median needle]

Do not fret

I got this

[unique totem]

I expect a bicycle kick bro

[novel oasis]

Oh nvm

Everyone is back from international duty

[wet escarp]

I'd win

[median needle]

Ye everyone is back before club games

[novel oasis]

WE ARE SO COOKED

WE LOST 2-1

[cobalt dagger]

NO

NOOOOOO

[novel oasis]

CAPPO SCORED THO

[wet escarp]

Issoke

[cobalt dagger]

THATS LIKE OUR FIRST LOSS

[median needle]

It's truly over

But we'll see

[unique totem]

[wet escarp]

Its joever

[novel oasis]

2nd loss actually

[wet escarp]

I tried

[cobalt dagger]

WHAT

[wet escarp]

😔

[median needle]

Oh 2nd loss

[novel oasis]

City are 10 points ahead

[slow vine]

its over

[median needle]

Not bad

We're still in it

[wet escarp]

Its joever

[median needle]

Don't worry

[cobalt dagger]

why are city goated

[median needle]

What month are we in

[cobalt dagger]

they should be AWFUL

[median needle]

Tell me

[novel oasis]

April

[wet escarp]

March prolly

Oh

[median needle]

Oh yikes

[hard relic]

omg did we lose?

[wet escarp]

We're cooked

[cobalt dagger]

it is okay

[median needle]

Every game is important

[novel oasis]

We play Liverpool in the prem

[cobalt dagger]

we win the rest

[median needle]

Aight boys

[hard relic]

no way

[cobalt dagger]

we go 7-0 all

[median needle]

REV IT UP

[cobalt dagger]

we lock in

[unique totem]

LETS COOK

[median needle]

LOCK IN

[wet escarp]

TIME TO COOK

[novel oasis]

We need city to lose their next 3-4 games

[cobalt dagger]

EASY

[wet escarp]

I WILL COOK

[cobalt dagger]

WE COOK

[wet escarp]

LET ME OUT

[median needle]

WE DON'T CARE

[cobalt dagger]

LETS LOCK IT IN

[median needle]

LOCK IN

[wet escarp]

RAHHHHH

[cobalt dagger]

SCORE

[unique totem]

LOCKS LIKE THEY BLUE OR SUM, IDK, I HAVENT SEEN BLUE LOCK

🗣️

[novel oasis]

OH MY GOD

3-2

[median needle]

WE WEAR BLUE SHIRTS

WE LOCK IN

[slow vine]

wtf

[novel oasis]

BOLT SCORED

[wet escarp]

W

[hard relic]

damn

[novel oasis]

AND TAI BRACE

[slow vine]

3 2 is crazy

[unique totem]

THE PROJECT IS REAL

[hard relic]

we won?

[wet escarp]

LESGOO

[cobalt dagger]

YES

[median needle]

WE ARE THE PROJECT

[slow vine]

IM COOKING AGAIN

[hard relic]

tai hatrick?

[unique totem]

@torpid iris WAKE UP

[unique totem]

MY GOAT

[wet escarp]

Brace

[novel oasis]

We play Liverpool in the ucl quarter final

[hard relic]

bracing

[slow vine]

IM BACK TO COOKING BOYSSS

[wet escarp]

I cook

[hard relic]

BRO'S BACK IN MASTERCHEIF

[unique totem]

Put me striker.
Trust.

[slow vine]

@viscid roost 2018 flashbacks

[unique totem]

[hard relic]

🗣🔥🔥

[novel oasis]

We tied 2-2

[slow vine]

[novel oasis]

Taifu brace

[wet escarp]

Nah 💀

[hard relic]

damn

[novel oasis]

We play Bournemouth in the prem

[median needle]

Dude I swear there's like a switch

That's like

[wet escarp]

Id score

[novel oasis]

WE WIN 1-0

[median needle]

Mutually exclusive

With our front line

[novel oasis]

TAI LAST MINUTE WINNER

[wet escarp]

😭

[unique totem]

Because our best back left us

[median needle]

It's either me and Taifu show up

[unique totem]

Duh

🗿

[slow vine]

GUESS WHOS BACK GUYS

[median needle]

Taifu solos

I solo

Or Bolt solos

[novel oasis]

We play the 2nd leg of the ucl quarter final

[wet escarp]

I solo :(

[median needle]

Nothing else

Lmao

You are a midfielder

[novel oasis]

All we need is 1 goal and we are through

[slow vine]

https://tenor.com/view/king-baldwin-gif-10960829910342338291

[hard relic]

guys tell me when i get another red card

[median needle]

We're talking about the front 3

[hard relic]

i want to feel bad again

[unique totem]

I want to score again

[novel oasis]

Alright chat

This game decides

Whether we are still in the ucl

Or not

[hard relic]

not bad, like i want to feel like i am bad

[cobalt dagger]

WE WILL STAY

[slow vine]

infin

[cobalt dagger]

WE ARE GOOD

[unique totem]

LOCK

[slow vine]

we cok together

[unique totem]

TF

[cobalt dagger]

WE ARE THE BEST

[unique totem]

IN.

[novel oasis]

OH MY GOD BRO

ROCK

[cobalt dagger]

LOCK THE HECK IN

[unique totem]

ROCKKKKK

[novel oasis]

CAN YOU STOP GETTING SENT OFF

[hard relic]

what😭

[cobalt dagger]

ROCK STOP

PLSSS

[unique totem]

.

[slow vine]

ROCK

[hard relic]

LESS GOO

[slow vine]

STOP GETTING RED CARD

[unique totem]

ROCK

[novel oasis]

FFS MAN

[slow vine]

U DUMB

[unique totem]

MY FRAUD

[hard relic]

I GOT MURDER ON MY MIND

[slow vine]

we lost then

ig

[novel oasis]

IF WE LOSE ITS ON ROCK

[hard relic]

RAAA

[slow vine]

oh

[hard relic]

I AM BAD

[slow vine]

ROCK MAN

[unique totem]

Start praying.

[hard relic]

I AM BADBUTT

[novel oasis]

oh wait nvm

I got a red card too

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN!?

WHAAAAAAAA

[unique totem]

DIV

[slow vine]

FAM

[cobalt dagger]

NAHHH

[slow vine]

FAM

[hard relic]

LMAO

[slow vine]

THATS 2 MIDS

[cobalt dagger]

STOP THROWING

[slow vine]

BRIO

[unique totem]

YOU IDIOT

[slow vine]

UR THROWING

[cobalt dagger]

ITS OK ILL COOK

[hard relic]

BRO ALSO HAS MURDER ON HIS MIND

[novel oasis]

WHO CARES???

[wet escarp]

Id cook

[novel oasis]

WE WON 3-0

RAAAH

[unique totem]

If we see one more red

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[unique totem]

Istg

[slow vine]

WTAF

[cobalt dagger]

RAHHHHHHHHH

[hard relic]

llmao

[unique totem]

3??

[cobalt dagger]

HUUUUGEEEEE

[slow vine]

AYE MAN

[unique totem]

WE ARE SO IN

[hard relic]

I AM BAD

[novel oasis]

TAI BRACE, AND CAPPO

[slow vine]

BRO

[cobalt dagger]

TAIIIII

MY MAN

HE CAME BACK

[hard relic]

who's brace?

[cobalt dagger]

WELCOME HOME

[slow vine]

ME CAP AND INFIN SAVING THIS TEAM

😭

[novel oasis]

Barca lost to Atletico in the quarters

[cobalt dagger]

BRACE IS 2 GOALS

[unique totem]

Thanks bro.

[slow vine]

NOOOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

Ong bruh 😭

[slow vine]

😔

[hard relic]

hey man, i got red cards

i am cool too

[cobalt dagger]

nah bro i gotta cook

[unique totem]

Thanks a lot for the appreciation towards the defenders

[hard relic]

i am badbutt

[slow vine]

look man we havent kept a clean sheet in a while

[hard relic]

and let's forget about the goalkeeper

[slow vine]

except this game

its always a draw

[wet escarp]

U guys have been not great this season icl

[slow vine]

cause of a las tminute winner

[cobalt dagger]

RAHH

LIVER POO

🗣️

[slow vine]

bayern

[novel oasis]

We play crystal palace in the prem

[unique totem]

[cobalt dagger]

easy

[median needle]

PLEASE ARSENAL

[cobalt dagger]

we do not ghost this

[slow vine]

[unique totem]

I’m going to tickle you.

[median needle]

PLEASE ARSNEAL

[hard relic]

so we against madrid?

[slow vine]

PLEASE ARSENAL

[median needle]

PLEASE GIVE US ARSENAL

PLEAAAASE

[hard relic]

lmao

[novel oasis]

AMEN

[median needle]

Anyways back to the prem

[novel oasis]

WE WIN 3-1 AGAINST PALACE

[unique totem]

Lord.
Please bless us with quarantine level Arsenal

[novel oasis]

RAAAH

[unique totem]

Please bro.

[cobalt dagger]

[unique totem]

HUGE

[cobalt dagger]

HUUUUUUUUGE

[hard relic]

did i score or get red card?

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSS

[novel oasis]

Tai scored, and infi got a brace

[slow vine]

WE FINALLY

[cobalt dagger]

INFIN MY MAN

[unique totem]

THE LEGEND

[slow vine]

COOKED TOGETHR

[unique totem]

HE WOKE UP

[hard relic]

wow how is tai scoring

[unique totem]

@median needle FINALLY AWAKE

[hard relic]

so well

tai what position do u play

[novel oasis]

LADS

HUGE NEWS

WE PLAY ARSENAL IN THE SEMIS

RAAAH

[median needle]

IT'S ALRIGHT I WAS REVVING UP THE ENGINE

[slow vine]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-celebration-liverpool-champions-liverpool-fc-gif-15109017

[median needle]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[unique totem]

FINALLY

[slow vine]

rw

[novel oasis]

WE BEAT BRENTFORD 4-2

[unique totem]

WWWWW

[slow vine]

OMG WTF

[cobalt dagger]

HUGE

[slow vine]

OK TITLE CHARGE

[cobalt dagger]

MAJOR

[slow vine]

GO ON

[novel oasis]

Cappo brace, infi and tai scored

[hard relic]

makes sense

[unique totem]

Binck goal

[novel oasis]

THE LEAGUE IS WINNABLE

[cobalt dagger]

YES CAP

[unique totem]

[median needle]

I WAS REVVING UP THE ENGINE AIN'T NO ONE CATCHING ME 🗣️

[cobalt dagger]

WINNABLE

WE WILL WIN

[novel oasis]

We play Bristol in the FA cup semis

[median needle]

Ez clap

[viscid roost]

We dont talk about that.

[median needle]

Go next

[wet escarp]

I AM HIM

RAHHHH

[median needle]

Dude channeled his inner De Bruyne

[hard relic]

okay

[cobalt dagger]

REAL

[novel oasis]

2-0, bolt and infi

[gritty tide]

https://tenor.com/view/barbanne-hams4anne-hamsters4anne-hammies-anneshams-gif-25040675

[unique totem]

BOLT

[hard relic]

WOOOOO BOLT

[median needle]

AIN'T NO ONE CATCHING MEEE

[cobalt dagger]

RAHHHHHHHH

HE IS THE BEST

[hard relic]

WOOOOOOOOO

[viscid roost]

Damn

[novel oasis]

Big game

Arsenal in the semis

[hard relic]

HUGE GAME

[cobalt dagger]

we cook

WE LOCK IN

[median needle]

"Big game"

[unique totem]

Please give the Lion’s Wall some screentime in this league rn bro

[median needle]

Ez clap

[cobalt dagger]

WE STAY LOCKED IN

[unique totem]

Please

[hard relic]

WOOO

[median needle]

Go next

[unique totem]

🙏

[hard relic]

we are in finals right?

[wet escarp]

Next match

[novel oasis]

It’s a champions league semi final

[median needle]

It's easy final angle

[cobalt dagger]

we got this

[hard relic]

FINALS

[cobalt dagger]

for sure for sure

[hard relic]

WOO

[unique totem]

DEFENDER WON’T FUMBLE THIS ONE

[hard relic]

I WANT RED CARD

[wet escarp]

Time to cook

[hard relic]

I WANNA FEEL BAD

[cobalt dagger]

LOL

PLS NO

[hard relic]

WOOO

[median needle]

Okay weirdo

[hard relic]

LETS BREAK SOME LEGS

[novel oasis]

3-1 GUYS

[unique totem]

HUGE

[hard relic]

WE WON

[unique totem]

MAJOR

[novel oasis]

FLUX, KERMIT, AND MYSELF

[wet escarp]

Cooked

[median needle]

I TOLD YOU IT'S EASY

[wet escarp]

And served

[unique totem]

FLUXXXX

[median needle]

IT'S EASY

[hard relic]

NO WAY FLUX

[unique totem]

@gritty tide THE MAN

[cobalt dagger]

YESSS

[novel oasis]

I GOT MANAGER OF THE MONTH

[hard relic]

LESS GOOOOOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

HE IS HIM

[hard relic]

LIFT THAT THROPHYYY

[slow vine]

LESS GOOO

[hard relic]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gritty tide]

What am I missing

[hard relic]

WOOOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

WHOOOOOO

[gritty tide]

Someone give me a summerization

[unique totem]

YOU SCORED

[hard relic]

U SCORED IN THE FINALS

[cobalt dagger]

MAJOR

[wet escarp]

We won the ucl

[novel oasis]

We play Leeds in the prem

[gritty tide]

Where

[wet escarp]

U scored

[gritty tide]

how do I see

:(.

[median needle]

You scored in the UCL semis against Arsenal in a 3-1 win

[hard relic]

U SCORED WHEN WE NEEDED U

[gritty tide]

LETS GOO

[novel oasis]

3-2

BOLT BRACE

AND TAI SCORED

[hard relic]

WOOOOOOO

[median needle]

Point gap check

@novel oasis

[hard relic]

okay what does brace means? 2 goals?

[median needle]

Yes

[cobalt dagger]

yes

[hard relic]

oh

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[novel oasis]

Gimme a sec

[gritty tide]

We not streaming?

[median needle]

Also

[novel oasis]

We’re boutta play arsenal

[median needle]

How many games played

[hard relic]

but i didn't get a red 😔

[novel oasis]

My vpn not working

[hard relic]

okay div

[cobalt dagger]

it's a sad day for no stream

[median needle]

Perks of living in the UAE

xdd

[novel oasis]

BOLT GOT A RED

[median needle]

LMFAO

[hard relic]

NO WAYY

[unique totem]

[hard relic]

I WANTED A RED

but ig bolt is badder

[novel oasis]

I’m playing rock at striker

Screw it

[hard relic]

💀

[unique totem]

BROOO

[hard relic]

okay

[median needle]

No

[unique totem]

PUT ME STRIKER

[cobalt dagger]

SEND IT

[median needle]

Hear me out

[hard relic]

lets see

[unique totem]

TRUST

[novel oasis]

WE WON 1-0

[cobalt dagger]

LOL

[unique totem]

PLEASE

[hard relic]

can i serve

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHHHH

[median needle]

Put @unique totem

[novel oasis]

TAI SCORED

SO IT DIDNT MATTWR

[hard relic]

WOW TAI

[novel oasis]

WE ARE IN THE FINALS BABY

[cobalt dagger]

MAN LIKE TAI

[unique totem]

LISTEN TO THIS MAN

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSS

[unique totem]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[hard relic]

FINALDS BABYYYY

[cobalt dagger]

LETS GO

[median needle]

Put @unique totem up top next time

In case of red card or injury

[hard relic]

LETS PLAY A FINALS WITH ME ON TOP

[median needle]

If we have a spare CB

[novel oasis]

UNFORTUNATELY I have to go

But

[hard relic]

aw man

[novel oasis]

Big news

[median needle]

Lame

[unique totem]

NONSENSE

[novel oasis]

We play Atletico in the ucl finals

AND GUESS WHAT

[hard relic]

FINISH THIS

[novel oasis]

WE ARE 1 POINT BEHIND CITY

[median needle]

Okay easy final LMFAO

[hard relic]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[novel oasis]

WITH 4 GAMES LEFT

[cobalt dagger]

WE GOT THIS

[slow vine]

WTAF

[hard relic]

HELL YEAAAAAAAA

[novel oasis]

I will hop on in about 2-4 hours

[slow vine]

MAN CITY CHOKING

[wet escarp]

COOK

[median needle]

Ye we're winning this

[slow vine]

SINCE WHEN

[hard relic]

COOK COOOK COOOK

[novel oasis]

FROM 10 POINTS BEHIND

TO 1 POINT AWAY

[median needle]

Bro I'm telling you

Our success was foretold

[novel oasis]

TO ALL YOU WHO HAD A NEGATIVE MINDSET

[slow vine]

SINCE WHEN DOES MAN CITY CHOKE

[median needle]

In ancient murals

[hard relic]

we always win when i am here

[novel oasis]

NEVER DOUBT US AGAIN

[hard relic]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

We are them

[hard relic]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-woo-hoo-yeah-celebrating-happy-gif-16135630

[cobalt dagger]

WE BELIEVED FROM THE START

WE WIN THESE

[novel oasis]

@slow vine NEVER HAVE THAT NEGATIVITY AGAIN

[slow vine]

LOOK BRO

WHERE DO U SEE MAN CITY CHOKE

BUT I DIGRESS

[novel oasis]

ITS FIFA

[median needle]

EA man

[novel oasis]

YOU EXPECT IT TO BE REALISTIC?

[median needle]

EA

[novel oasis]

BELLINGHAM LEGIT WENT TO LIVERPOOL

[hard relic]

💀

[cobalt dagger]

LOL

[slow vine]

NEXT MATCH

[novel oasis]

I had to hop off

[cobalt dagger]

ITS SO JOEVER

[novel oasis]

I’ll hop back on in around 2-3 hours

we’re in the FA CUP FINAL

UCL FINAL

1 POINT BEHIND CITY

AND WE WON THE CARABAO CUP

[slow vine]

ah

alr alr

[novel oasis]

WE ARE SO BACK

IM GETTING ON AGAIN

[unique totem]

@median needle @slow vine @cobalt dagger RETURN.

[median needle]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-shibuya-arc-sukuna-shibuya-arc-jogo-shibuya-arc-gif-6564719850638718517

RAHHH

[unique totem]

WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK

[novel oasis]

Wait a freaking minute

REAL MADRID IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE FINAL????

HUH

We playe Everton in the prem

2-1 INFI AND TAI

@median needle @slow vine @unique totem the biggest game of the season

We play Manchester city, if we win, we are top of the league

[median needle]

Okay

[cobalt dagger]

RAHHHH

MY BAD I WAS WRITING AN ESSAY

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN

[novel oasis]

WAIT

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN THIS

LET US COOK

[novel oasis]

CITY LOST THE GAME BEFORE OURS

[cobalt dagger]

WAIT?!

OMG

HUGE

[novel oasis]

WE ARE AHEAD BY 1 POINT

[cobalt dagger]

THIS IS MASSIVE

[timber dagger]

Is this alive

[cobalt dagger]

THIS IS MAJOR

CHAT WE WIN THIS

[timber dagger]

No way

[novel oasis]

WE TIED

[cobalt dagger]

YES

[novel oasis]

CAPPO SCORED

[cobalt dagger]

YES?!

[median needle]

Bruh

[cobalt dagger]

CAPPO MY GOAT

[median needle]

Tie ain't good

[novel oasis]

BUT WE ARE STILL AHEAD THO

[cobalt dagger]

WE ARE STILL UP INFIN

THIS IS MASSIVE

[novel oasis]

1 POINT AHEAD

[cobalt dagger]

THIS IS HUGE

[novel oasis]

WE PLAY CHELSEA IN THE FA CUP FINAL

[median needle]

Ah City lost

[cobalt dagger]

EASY DUB

[median needle]

Free

[unique totem]

PRAY

[cobalt dagger]

WE DONT LOSE THIS

[median needle]

It's free

[cobalt dagger]

WE DO NOT LOSE

[novel oasis]

international job offer from Brazil

[cobalt dagger]

FREE WIN

[novel oasis]

ANOTHER REJECT

[cobalt dagger]

REJECTED

[novel oasis]

🗣️

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHH

🔥

WE GOT THIS

IN THE BAG

IN OUR POCKET

[novel oasis]

My player got a red

[cobalt dagger]

NOo

[novel oasis]

Gives Percy some play time

[unique totem]

BRUH

PERCYYY

[cobalt dagger]

ITS OK

[median needle]

It's fine

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN

[unique totem]

Percy was huge last time

Please again

[median needle]

Game is free

[novel oasis]

WE WON 2-0

WE WIN THE FA CUP

[unique totem]

WWWWW

[novel oasis]

CAPPO AND TAI

[unique totem]

[novel oasis]

Wex with a last minute red card

[median needle]

Told you

[unique totem]

OFC THOSE 2

[median needle]

Free

[unique totem]

@cobalt dagger

[novel oasis]

We play Aston villa

[cobalt dagger]

MAN

[novel oasis]

Last time they beat us if I recall

REVENGE

[cobalt dagger]

WHAT DID I DO

IM VIOLENT

REVENGE ARC

WE WIN

YOU GUYS CLUTCH UP

[novel oasis]

WE WIN 3-0

[cobalt dagger]

YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[novel oasis]

BOLT, CAPPO, AND SPEEDY

[cobalt dagger]

SPEEEEEEDYYYY

HUGE

YES

[novel oasis]

one more game remaining

We cannot lose or tie

we play wolves

[cobalt dagger]

we got this

plsss

33%

I LIKE THOSE ODDS

[novel oasis]

WE WIN 3-0

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[novel oasis]

CAPPO, TAI, AND WEX

[cobalt dagger]

WE ARE THE BEST

YES

YES

[novel oasis]

WE WON THE LEAGUE

[cobalt dagger]

@slow vine @wet escarp WE WON IT FOR THE TEAM

WE ARE THE GOATS

LETS GO

[cobalt dagger]

BEST TEAM

EVER CREATED

WE ARE THE BEST

[novel oasis]

WE WERE 10 POINTS BEHIND, THEN WE ONLY GONE AND DID A MIRACLE

The champions league final

Last time we lost to PSG

This time we will win

I won’t do a quick sim for this one

I will do a live one

@wet escarp just renewed your contract, your release clause is 600m+, and you’re on 350k a week

[cobalt dagger]

best team to have ever lived RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[novel oasis]

I’ve started the live sim

Here we go

[cobalt dagger]

HUGE

[novel oasis]

TAI SCORED

ITS 1-0 SO FAR

[cobalt dagger]

MAN LIKE TAIFU

[novel oasis]

Half time

1-0 so far

2-0, CAPPO SCORED

CAPPO AGAIN

ITS 3-0

It’s 4-0, tai and Cappo both scored a brace

@unique totem @median needle @slow vine we have only gone and done it

WE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

[unique totem]

Nah, we’d win.

[novel oasis]

WE COOKED ATLETICO

5-1

[median needle]

I told you

[novel oasis]

TAI HAT TRICK AND CAPPO BRACE

[median needle]

Easiest final ever

Okay wtf

[novel oasis]

I recorded the whole trophy celebration

[median needle]

@slow vine Who are you

[novel oasis]

Messi regen

[cobalt dagger]

we are the best

tai is him

cap is the goat

[novel oasis]

TAI FOR 2024 BALLON DOR

I recorded the entire champions league trophy celebration

ALRIGHT

TIME FOR STATS

the top scorer of the club is taifu at 50 goals in 64 games

The top assister for the club this season is also taifu at 15 assists

[cobalt dagger]

HUGE STATS

[slow vine]

2 less clean sheets i half the matches is crazy by T

[novel oasis]

LETS GOOO

[slow vine]

BRO I TOLD U O WOULF

[novel oasis]

I JUST GOT THE MESSAGE

[slow vine]

I CALLED IT

[novel oasis]

IM NOT GETTING SACKED

[slow vine]

HOURS AGO

[novel oasis]

NEW SEASON EVERYONE

[slow vine]

@hard relic WHAT DOID I SAY

[slow vine]

wait what bout balandor

[novel oasis]

cooked

[slow vine]

ballandor

[novel oasis]

That’s still in October

[slow vine]

oh yesh

[novel oasis]

Or somewhere around that

[slow vine]

yeah

[novel oasis]

Ok chat

Big game

We play Manchester City in the community shield

[slow vine]

50 GOALS

15 ASSISTS

WTAF

[novel oasis]

YEAH BRO

PRIME MESSI

Boutta start our first game

WE WIN THE COMMUNITY SHIELD

2-1

TAI SCORED AND I SCORED A LAST MINUTE WINNER

RAAAH

[latent beacon]

yes

this is love

Can i join

[novel oasis]

@median needle @slow vine Real Madrid in the UEFA super cup

[slow vine]

IM SO GOOD

[slow vine]

its up ti @novel oasis hes doing the sim

[novel oasis]

Hype got a red card

Tai brace, speedy, and rock score

WE WIN 4-2

RAAAH

[novel oasis]

I’ll see if I can get you in for the 26/27 season

@slow vine good job on champions league pott

We play our first prem game of the season

[slow vine]

wait btw how many goals did i score in the champions league

oh wait

u cant check anymore

sad

[novel oasis]

Yeah

But doesn’t matter

You got 50 across all competitions

[slow vine]

i wanted to see if i beat ronaldo

that wouldve been sick

[novel oasis]

We beat Brighton 3-1

Cappo, infi, and wex

[slow vine]

aye no more choking to bottom teams

[novel oasis]

Real

[cobalt dagger]

WWW

[novel oasis]

We play Nottingham forest

[latent beacon]

thank you sire

[novel oasis]

2-0 against forest, Cappo scored and got a yellow 2 minutes later

Then infi scored

[slow vine]

💀

@median needle this ur year

[novel oasis]

OH NO

BAD NEWS

[slow vine]

INJURY

WH9

[novel oasis]

TAIFU HAS SUFFERED A PULLED QUAD INJURY

[slow vine]

WHOS INJURED

[novel oasis]

HES OUT FOR 6 WEEKS