SSundee FC

[torpid iris]

im always there (other than 12 am or football training)

[median needle]

You weren't

[torpid iris]

fr

[median needle]

Last time only @hard relic and @wet escarp were there

[torpid iris]

i just didnt talk bro 😭

well, i was sstudying so just checked the messages

my bad bro

wont happen again 🫡

[median needle]

If you were studying that's fine

[wet escarp]

we're always there 😔

best midfield duo of all time frfr

[torpid iris]

yes

and im sorry, i wont be there for a while, exams

[novel oasis]

I got exams too

Won’t be able to continue sim

[cobalt dagger]

let us cook fr

[peak pasture]

yo

[raw ledge]

Ah yes

Imagine ssundee being the captain of football team

And his football team members would be his friend

S

[timber dagger]

we did NOT cook

[cobalt dagger]

we will one day

[timber dagger]

Hopium

[novel oasis]

real

on my sim

we lose the ucl final to psg

😔

[cobalt dagger]

:(

[torpid iris]

PSG?

FR?

[novel oasis]

Yes

[wet escarp]

@median needle next season when frfr

when are you free is the actual question

[median needle]

Not any time soon for this

I'll let everyone know when the time is right

[wet escarp]

alright

[novel oasis]

Alright chat

We’re top of the league

[cobalt dagger]

WE ARE THE BEST THERE EVER WAS

LETS WIN THESE

[novel oasis]

@median needle you’re ghosting bro

We play forest in the prem

[cobalt dagger]

we win these though

[novel oasis]

2-1, tai and bolt

@torpid iris you scored bro

[torpid iris]

oh

finally

[novel oasis]

CHAMPIONS LEAGUEE GAME

AGAINST CELTIC

RAAH 2-1

[median needle]

Brother

This is the start of the season

[cobalt dagger]

BOLT

UR HIM

we win

[novel oasis]

tai scored again

[cobalt dagger]

we actually win

[median needle]

I do not show up

[cobalt dagger]

Ws only

[novel oasis]

And I also scored

[median needle]

At the start of the season

[cobalt dagger]

TAI IS ON A MISSION

[novel oasis]

TAI FOR BALLON DOR

[median needle]

Start of the season

Is not my time

I hibernate

[novel oasis]

YOO

[median needle]

At the start of the season

[novel oasis]

INTERNATIONAL JOB OFFER FROM PORTUGAL

[median needle]

I pop off mid to end of season

[boreal jetty]

Bro is the special one

[novel oasis]

I will humbly decline the offer

[boreal jetty]

I am Jose Mourinho

[cobalt dagger]

@slow vine GO CRAZY

TAI IS MY GOAT

[torpid iris]

im not

[novel oasis]

Next up

Wolves

[cobalt dagger]

easy win

[torpid iris]

oh right

[cobalt dagger]

its joever for them

[novel oasis]

3-2

TAI SCORED AGAIN

HOLY

wex scored in the 51st minute

[slow vine]

uh

[boreal jetty]

@slow vine too goated

[novel oasis]

AND A LAST MINUTE WINNER FROM CAPPO

[slow vine]

call me gordon ramsey

the way i cook these teams

[wet escarp]

THATS CRAZY

[cobalt dagger]

IM HIMMMMMMM

[slow vine]

soon to have 1 michellin star

[novel oasis]

tai currently has 13 g/a in 11 games

[wet escarp]

WE ARE COOKING@cobalt dagger

[cobalt dagger]

WE HAVE COOKED

[slow vine]

imagine if i do a messi

[cobalt dagger]

CALL US PROFESSIONAL CHEFS

[slow vine]

💀

[novel oasis]

TAI FOR BALLON DOR

[wet escarp]

93 in a calender?

[boreal jetty]

91 actually

[slow vine]

nah bro thats one record never to be broken

ever

[slow vine]

[novel oasis]

We play Aston villa

1-1 unfortunately

Kermit scored

[cobalt dagger]

MAN

HOW DO WE DRAW WITH AV

[slow vine]

iblame rock

[novel oasis]

UCL TIME

WE PLAY ATHLETIC BILBAO

[slow vine]

win

wex scores

infin asw

thats my prediction

[novel oasis]

Oh wait

Before I start the game

Flux got sent off so I have to put him on reserves

[cobalt dagger]

ah man

[slow vine]

tf dod flux do

💀

[novel oasis]

I’ll play wex at cb

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHHHHH

PUT ME IN

[wet escarp]

NAH

[slow vine]

@gritty tide brezit means brexit?

[cobalt dagger]

I AM GOATED COACH TRUST

[novel oasis]

We tied 2-2

[wet escarp]

let me cook

[cobalt dagger]

MAN WHAT

[slow vine]

dang

[cobalt dagger]

who scored

[novel oasis]

Tai scored again

Stealing all the flippin goals

[slow vine]

damn

[cobalt dagger]

YEAH TAI

[boreal jetty]

Wex you are not made for CB

[novel oasis]

and I scored a last minute equalizer

[wet escarp]

TAI COOKING

[cobalt dagger]

i know

DIV IS GOATED

[slow vine]

i better be winnin the trevle with how im cooking

[cobalt dagger]

i am a cm at heart

[novel oasis]

We play Chelsea

[slow vine]

wait 2021 chealsea

no wiat

its 23 chealsea

i forgot this isnt infins sim

ez win

[novel oasis]

It’s Chelsea with Musiala

We tied again

[slow vine]

its fine we have cap

bro

[novel oasis]

Infi scored

And TAI AGAIN

THIS GUY

[slow vine]

uh

[cobalt dagger]

WHY DO WE KEEP DRAWING

TO CHELSEA>!?!?!?

[novel oasis]

We play west ham in the carabao cup

[slow vine]

https://tenor.com/view/kimi-raikkonen-f1-hobby-kimi-raikkonen-gif-18166167

[wet escarp]

Let me cook div

RAHHHH

[cobalt dagger]

free

[slow vine]

cap masterclass

[novel oasis]

RAAH

[cobalt dagger]

FREE

[novel oasis]

4-1

[cobalt dagger]

LET US COOK

[slow vine]

Dang

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[novel oasis]

TAI SCORED A BLOODY HAT TRICK

[cobalt dagger]

WE ARE BETTER

[wet escarp]

YEAHHHH

NAH

[cobalt dagger]

MAN LIKE TAIFU

[slow vine]

ok bro

[wet escarp]

😭

[slow vine]

wtf

[novel oasis]

And bolt scored as well

[slow vine]

💀

[cobalt dagger]

MAN LIKE TAI

YEAHHHHHH

[wet escarp]

OKAY TAI

[cobalt dagger]

GO INSANE BRO

[wet escarp]

COOK

[boreal jetty]

Tai you are just goated

[slow vine]

what kinda sorcery

[cobalt dagger]

HE IS GORDON

LET HIM COOK

[boreal jetty]

You know that right

[slow vine]

💀

[wet escarp]

POP OFF BRO

[novel oasis]

I swear tai wasn’t like this last season

We play Arsenal now

[cobalt dagger]

bro had an awakening

[novel oasis]

Big game

[slow vine]

got that ferran torres mindset

[cobalt dagger]

EASY

EASYYYY

[novel oasis]

Why am I getting international jobs from left and right bro

I got a job offer from Canada

[cobalt dagger]

because we are the best

[slow vine]

damn bro

dmany international call ups yet

[novel oasis]

RAAAH

WE BEAT ARSENAL 4-1

INFI HAT TRICK

[boreal jetty]

Tai scored again

[wet escarp]

wym 😔

[cobalt dagger]

YEAH

INFINITYYYYYY

[novel oasis]

AND BOLT SCORED

[cobalt dagger]

MY GOAT

[novel oasis]

tai didn’t score this game

[cobalt dagger]

@median needle RAHHHHHHHHH

[boreal jetty]

Oooooh nevermind then

[slow vine]

@median needle go on son

[boreal jetty]

Almost midseason and infi built diff

[slow vine]

got that msn trio

[median needle]

I keep telling you

[cobalt dagger]

infinity is HIM

[novel oasis]

We play athletic Bilbao in the ucl groups again

[median needle]

We approach mid season

[cobalt dagger]

free game

[median needle]

Then mid to late season

I'm LOCKED IN

[cobalt dagger]

REAL

[slow vine]

GO ON

[wet escarp]

LET ME COOK

IN UCL

[cobalt dagger]

LET CAP COOK

[novel oasis]

2-2

[slow vine]

yeah bro prime iniesta

[novel oasis]

ffs

[cobalt dagger]

WAHT

how bro

[slow vine]

cmon

whats the points favle looking like

[novel oasis]

Kermit and tai scored

[slow vine]

table

[boreal jetty]

God sake we finna lose if we draw again

[slow vine]

bro whats the defence doing

[novel oasis]

We’re second in the group

[slow vine]

cant keep a clean sheet

[novel oasis]

Tied for 3rd

[cobalt dagger]

we got this

[slow vine]

ok bro wtf

[novel oasis]

We play Roma then Celtic in the groups

[slow vine]

@viscid roost pls comeback fron reap

real

[novel oasis]

But now we play Bournemouth

[cobalt dagger]

we win this one

for sure

[slow vine]

we have to win

surely

[novel oasis]

Tai, infi, and rock all scored

[viscid roost]

bros saying that as if its my fault i left

[novel oasis]

3-1

[viscid roost]

go away lad

[wet escarp]

it is

[novel oasis]

IT IS

[wet escarp]

how dare u leave

[novel oasis]

YOU FRAUD

[viscid roost]

k

cool

[slow vine]

💀

[novel oasis]

MISSING THAT PEN IN THE FINAL

[wet escarp]

u literally left

[novel oasis]

Kermit got a red

[viscid roost]

yeah i couldn't care less

[novel oasis]

So I have to play Rudiger now

[slow vine]

why do we have rudiger

[cobalt dagger]

RAHHHH

[slow vine]

tf hapoened

😭😭😭

[novel oasis]

An offer I couldn’t resist

126m + Rudiger for hyper

[wet escarp]

😭

[slow vine]

😭😭

[wet escarp]

buy him back

[slow vine]

yeah

[wet escarp]

hypers cursing us

[wet escarp]

yeah negotiate

[slow vine]

not loading

[novel oasis]

That’s an old picture

[wet escarp]

idc ask for him

😭

[novel oasis]

BIG GAME HERE

WE PLAY LIVERPOOL

[slow vine]

oh

ok

lock in

[median needle]

Nah

I'd win

[slow vine]

and......

[wet escarp]

Let me cook

[cobalt dagger]

LET US COOK

IT IS OVER FOR THEM

PLSSS

[novel oasis]

WE WON 3-1

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[cobalt dagger]

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[boreal jetty]

They got cooked

[novel oasis]

INFI, BOLT, AND ROCK

[median needle]

I TOLD YOU

I'D WIN

[cobalt dagger]

YEAH INFINITY

[slow vine]

NAH, I'D WIN

[cobalt dagger]

HE IS GOJO

[slow vine]

HE DID WIN

[median needle]

I WON

[wet escarp]

why do we ghost against small teams-

[slow vine]

THE HONORED ONE

[slow vine]

💀💀💀💀

[boreal jetty]

Infi is literally the Midseason Maestro

[novel oasis]

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

AGAINST ROMA

[median needle]

THROUGHOUT ANFIELD AND THE BERNABEU

[novel oasis]

IF WE WIN

[wet escarp]

RAHHHH

[median needle]

I ALONE AM THE GOATED ONE

[novel oasis]

WE ARE TOP OF THE GROUP

[slow vine]

my revenge

[wet escarp]

LET US COOK

[slow vine]

for what koeman did

[cobalt dagger]

LMAOOO

[cobalt dagger]

WE GET THESE

[slow vine]

💀🙏

[median needle]

THROUGHOUT THE ETIHAD AND THE ALLIANZ

[novel oasis]

WE COOKED THEM

5-2

[median needle]

I ALONE AM THE GOATED ONE

[wet escarp]

we cooked

[slow vine]

5 2 IS CRAZY

[boreal jetty]

EZ

[cobalt dagger]

YES

YESSSSSSSS

[novel oasis]

TAI HAT TRICK AGAIN, INFI AND CAPPO ALSO SCORE

MAN LIKE TAI

[cobalt dagger]

TAIFU STOP BEING GOATED

[wet escarp]

WE COOKING

[boreal jetty]

MAN LIKE TAI

[novel oasis]

WE ARE TOP OF THE GROUP

[wet escarp]

TAI IS JUST HIM

[novel oasis]

we play Everton

[cobalt dagger]

we win against everton

[wet escarp]

tai boutta pull a masterclass

[novel oasis]

T has to start for this one

[slow vine]

I AM THE HONIRED ONE

[novel oasis]

His player requested a transfer

[slow vine]

dang

[boreal jetty]

Alright understandable

[wet escarp]

issoke storm played alot

[median needle]

Me and @slow vine

[boreal jetty]

Let him have his clean sheets

[slow vine]

Realll

[cobalt dagger]

real

[wet escarp]

real

[novel oasis]

wtf bro

[slow vine]

ur on 1000 pounds a year on infins sim 💀

[novel oasis]

1-1 against Everton

[slow vine]

we bottled

[novel oasis]

Flux scored

[slow vine]

not surprised

[boreal jetty]

Lmao what can I say, I am conservative

[wet escarp]

we ghost against small teams

[slow vine]

me an infin just wasnt felling it

[novel oasis]

We play Leeds United

[slow vine]

right @median needle

[novel oasis]

3-1 EZZZ

[wet escarp]

we cook

[cobalt dagger]

YES

[boreal jetty]

Oh ez dub

[cobalt dagger]

W

[novel oasis]

Cappo scored

[slow vine]

ezzzz

[novel oasis]

Bolt got a brace

[slow vine]

LESS GOO CAP

[wet escarp]

W

[cobalt dagger]

cap is him

[wet escarp]

Im prime iniesta rn frfr

[slow vine]

real

[novel oasis]

We are tied on points with city

[cobalt dagger]

let me cook 🙏

[novel oasis]

Now we play Brighton

[wet escarp]

we cook

[novel oasis]

WAIT

[wet escarp]

who is wex a regen of :O

[novel oasis]

2024 PLAYER OF THE YEAR NOMINEES

[median needle]

Even the kings have to rest

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[cobalt dagger]

YEAH

[median needle]

Refuel and go again

[slow vine]

ofc city

[slow vine]

yesir

[wet escarp]

I mean city on paper

has a stacked team

[novel oasis]

TAI, INFI, BOLT, AND MBAPPE ALL NOMINATED FOR POTY

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHHHHH

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[cobalt dagger]

TAI MY MAN

[median needle]

TF IS MBAPPE DOING THERE

HAHAHA

[boreal jetty]

MAN LIKE TAI RIGHT THERE

[slow vine]

there is an impostor among us

[novel oasis]

ain’t no flippin way

[wet escarp]

3 FROM SFC

[slow vine]

😭😭😭😭

[median needle]

I SWEAR

[novel oasis]

We lost 1-0 against Brighton

[median needle]

IF MBAPPE

[novel oasis]

Hell nah

[median needle]

WINS

IF MBAPPE WINS

[wet escarp]

bruh

aint noway

we actually

[boreal jetty]

What's defense doing

[wet escarp]

ghost

😭

[slow vine]

we just dont like to win ez ig

💀

[novel oasis]

Last game of the ucl group

[wet escarp]

Nah, I'd cook

[slow vine]

Nah, I'd score

[novel oasis]

We tied with flippin Celtic

What’s going on bro

[slow vine]

bro

[novel oasis]

Tai and bolt scored

[cobalt dagger]

aint no WAY

IMPOSSIBLE

[slow vine]

we dont like ez wons

[slow vine]

SEE I TOLD U

[novel oasis]

OK GOOD NEWS

[slow vine]

what is our defence doing

[novel oasis]

SINCE ROMA BEAT ATHLETIC BILBAO

WE GO TO THE UCL RO16

[cobalt dagger]

YESSS

[slow vine]

thank god

[novel oasis]

Now we play Leicester city

[cobalt dagger]

huge w

[wet escarp]

LESGOOO

Tai boutta cook

[slow vine]

JAMIE VARDY

[cobalt dagger]

fr

[slow vine]

MY GOAT

[wet escarp]

talk about an ego tai smhmh

he is his own goat

[median needle]

Easy game

[novel oasis]

We won 3-2

Tai scored

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSSSSSSS

[slow vine]

Dang

[boreal jetty]

Barely

[cobalt dagger]

MY GOAT

[novel oasis]

Cappo missed a pen, flux scored

[cobalt dagger]

CAPPPP

[wet escarp]

ofc I missed

[median needle]

Do NOT put Cap on pens

[slow vine]

@wet escarp brother

[novel oasis]

AND WEX WITH A LAST MINUTE WINNER

[cobalt dagger]

YEAGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[boreal jetty]

Cappo overcooked

[median needle]

Goat

[slow vine]

YEAH WEX

[cobalt dagger]

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABY

[median needle]

Okay

@novel oasis

[wet escarp]

I was cooking too hard

[slow vine]

WE ARE SO GOATED

[median needle]

We already talked about this

Long ago

[slow vine]

@wet escarp fam

[median needle]

But

[cobalt dagger]

WE ARE SO GOOD

WE ARE THE BEST

[median needle]

Put Bolt on pens

[wet escarp]

fam hear me out

[slow vine]

just put it in the ney

[novel oasis]

Rock was on pens

But was subbed off

[median needle]

Put me on short free kicks

[novel oasis]

So Cappo took the pen

[wet escarp]

I was having a bad day

[slow vine]

just put in the net fam

[median needle]

Put Taifu on long free kicks and corners

That's how we have it set up

[wet escarp]

my pen stats are godawful

afair

well

not godawful

but not the best

[median needle]

Tl;dr

Bolt pens

Me short FK

Taifu long FK + corners

[novel oasis]

Big game upcoming

We play man city

[slow vine]

i have like 80 pens or smth

[wet escarp]

we cook

[novel oasis]

99 on my sim

[slow vine]

fir top of the league?

[slow vine]

oh

[novel oasis]

Everyone has 99 stats

[median needle]

Nah I'm owning that Foden fraud

[novel oasis]

Yes

[median needle]

Watch me

[wet escarp]

Im cooking

trust guys

I'll redeem

myself

trust.

[cobalt dagger]

REDEMNTION ARC

I CANT SPELL

🗣️

[novel oasis]

YOO??

WE BEAT CITY 3-1

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSSSSS

[novel oasis]

TAI BRACE

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[median needle]

Who scored

[novel oasis]

AND ROCK SCORED

[boreal jetty]

COOKED TO PERFECTION

[wet escarp]

LESGOOO

[slow vine]

BRO WE ONLY TAKE HARD FIGHTS

[median needle]

TAIFU OWNED THAT FODEN FRAUD

[cobalt dagger]

MAN LIKE TAI

[slow vine]

WE DONT WANT THEM EZ WONS

[novel oasis]

We’re tied for points with city

[slow vine]

WINS

[wet escarp]

bro does NOT like foden

[novel oasis]

Why we so good against big teams

[slow vine]

TITLW RACE IS ON

[novel oasis]

But we literally ghost against small ones bro

[cobalt dagger]

we are the best

[slow vine]

we dont want ez wins

[wet escarp]

We are literally ghosting against small teams

[cobalt dagger]

its wild

[novel oasis]

We play crystal palace here

[cobalt dagger]

its because we are so good that the bad teams throw us off

[wet escarp]

WE COOK

[cobalt dagger]

WE MAKING MEALS

[slow vine]

draw

watch

[wet escarp]

yeah they cant ball with us

[cobalt dagger]

3-2

[wet escarp]

shut up tai

[cobalt dagger]

guarntee

[boreal jetty]

4-1

[cobalt dagger]

guarantee

[wet escarp]

2-0

[novel oasis]

2-2

ffs

[cobalt dagger]

WHATTTT

[wet escarp]

SHUT UP TAI

[slow vine]

WHAT DOD I SAY

[cobalt dagger]

TAI U JINXED

[slow vine]

WHAT DID I SAY

[novel oasis]

Tai and infi scored

[slow vine]

BRO ITS A LITERAL TREND

LIKE BRO DEFENCE

[boreal jetty]

For god sake we are literally the big game type team

[novel oasis]

Tai can miss a whole sitter

[slow vine]

DO UR JOB

[novel oasis]

I’m not releasing bro

[cobalt dagger]

let me cook bro trust

[slow vine]

💀

[cobalt dagger]

I GOT THAT DOG IN ME

[novel oasis]

Tai has 32 G/A in 26 games

[wet escarp]

LET ME COOK UPFRONT IN SMALL GAMES RAHHHH

[slow vine]

was the dog tasty

[novel oasis]

No way in hell am I releasing him

[cobalt dagger]

delicious

[slow vine]

wtf am i doing

[wet escarp]

LET TAI REST

[slow vine]

💀

[novel oasis]

Idek

[cobalt dagger]

let bro nap

[wet escarp]

let me and wex cook

[novel oasis]

Another big game here

We play city in the carabao cup

[cobalt dagger]

🗣️

WE GET THEM

EASY 4-2

[slow vine]

next small team put cr in instead of me

[cobalt dagger]

EASYYY

[wet escarp]

Big games are our calling

[novel oasis]

Cap isn’t gonna play this one tho

[slow vine]

im very sleepy

[wet escarp]

BOOO

[cobalt dagger]

PFFF

[slow vine]

💀

[novel oasis]

Cap you have a red card

[cobalt dagger]

LOOOOL

[slow vine]

PFFFT

[wet escarp]

HOW

IM LITERALLY SO NICE

[cobalt dagger]

BRO IS VIOLENT

[median needle]

Disgusting player

[boreal jetty]

Bro is Sergio Ramos

[wet escarp]

IM NOT A RAMOS MIDFIELD REGEN AM I?

[slow vine]

im disappointed

[novel oasis]

Wex is gonna start this game

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSS

let me cook

[slow vine]

LES SGO WEX

[novel oasis]

RAAAH

[slow vine]

HAT TRICK

[novel oasis]

4-1

[wet escarp]

WEX COOK ON MY BEHLAD

[slow vine]

CMON

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHHHHHHH

[wet escarp]

LESGOOO

[cobalt dagger]

HUGE

HUGE

[novel oasis]

INFI BRACE

[slow vine]

HUGEE

[boreal jetty]

Huuuuge

[novel oasis]

ROCK AND TAI SCORED TOO

[cobalt dagger]

WE COOKED

LETS GO GUYS

[wet escarp]

WE GET THOSE

[slow vine]

LESS GO INFIN

[novel oasis]

WE ARE IN THE CARABAO CUP SEMIS

[median needle]

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[boreal jetty]

Tai what have you been cooking man

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HUGE

[boreal jetty]

They are literally Michelin star meals

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We play Fulham

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THEY FEEDING HIM COOK

WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING HIM

[novel oasis]

Another international job offer

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN

[novel oasis]

From Morocco this time

[slow vine]

what 😭😭😭😭

[cobalt dagger]

I AM LOSING IT

ENGLISH NOT FIRST LANGUAGE

[slow vine]

they feeding me what 😭

[cobalt dagger]

they feeding you bro

you are cooking

[novel oasis]

RAAAH 3-0

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YESSSSSSSSSS

[novel oasis]

INFI BRACE AGAIN

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WWWWWWWWW

[wet escarp]

RAHHH

[boreal jetty]

Nice nice

[cobalt dagger]

INFIN MY MAN

[novel oasis]

TAI SCORED AGAIN

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TAI MY GOAT

[boreal jetty]

MIDSEASON MAESTRO

[novel oasis]

Big game

We play Arsenal

[cobalt dagger]

big win

[slow vine]

@median needle WE ARE SO GOATED

[wet escarp]

What happened to me bro

[cobalt dagger]

ARSENAL LOSES

[wet escarp]

I fell off

[cobalt dagger]

redemption arc

[novel oasis]

2-2 against Arsenal

Tai brace

[median needle]

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[boreal jetty]

Wowwww

[wet escarp]

table?

[boreal jetty]

Drew again

[wet escarp]

arsenal is a small clu-

[boreal jetty]

City are first I assume

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yep

[wet escarp]

definitely

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[wet escarp]

we ghost so hard

[novel oasis]

City are leading by 1 point

[cobalt dagger]

we ghost TOO hard

OJNE?!?!

HELLOO!??!

ONE POINT?"!

[wet escarp]

I blame hyper

Its all hype's fault

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nah bro no way 1 point

[boreal jetty]

We need to beat them again

[wet escarp]

he left us for rm

[boreal jetty]

In order to secure the lead

[cobalt dagger]

NAHHHHHHH

[novel oasis]

Anyways

I have to go for about 30 minutes

Then I’ll be back

[wet escarp]

Awww :(

[novel oasis]

That’s depending on my barber

[cobalt dagger]

timw to shower and eat then

enjoy div

[wet escarp]

aight

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@hard relic read abv

[hard relic]

what

alr

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WOOOOOOO

no way i scored so many times

today

[hard relic]

damn tai

someone needs to update the leaderboard

why is bolt with only 11 goals

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

I’m back

I am so cooked

We play Chelsea

@wet escarp you missed another pen

Rock and bolt scored 2-2

I’ll continue later

[unique totem]

What did I miss

[novel oasis]

You got a red card

We’re 2nd in the prem, in the carabao cup semis, and in the ucl round of 16

[unique totem]

Not canon

I refuse

[novel oasis]

Tai went on an absolute masterclass

Last time I checked his stats, he had about 32 G/A in 26 games

[cobalt dagger]

😭

[novel oasis]

THE SIM CONTINUES

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YES

FINALLY

[novel oasis]

WE ARE SO BAVK

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WE ARE ABOUT T)O COOK

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Pray to god I play again

[novel oasis]

You are no longer suspended

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binck will cook

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COACH WILL PLAY

🗣️

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THE COACH SHALL COOK

🔥

[novel oasis]

WE PLAY NEWCASTLE

if we win this, we head to the finals in the carabao cup

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN

PLSSSSSSS
🙏

PLSS

WE WIN

TAI BETTER COOK

[novel oasis]

2-1

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@slow vine YOU COOK RN

[unique totem]

I don’t like that silence bro

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YESSSSSSSSSS

[novel oasis]

INFI BRACE

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YEAHHHHH

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RAHHH

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INFINITYYYYYYYYY

RAHHHHHHHHHHH

@median needle WE LOVE U

HELL YEAH

[unique totem]

TO @median needle

[novel oasis]

BIG NEWS

[unique totem]

AND BEYOND

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NEWS?Q!

[novel oasis]

TAIFU GOT DECEMBER PLAYER OF THE MONTH

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YEAHHHHHHHHH

[unique totem]

WWWW

[novel oasis]

MORE NEWS

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POTM TAIFUUUUUUUU

[novel oasis]

THE UEFA TEAM OF THE YEAR LINEUP DROPPED

[cobalt dagger]

MAN HIT 6 HATTRICKS

GO ON

TAI AND INFIN?!

[novel oasis]

LMFAOO

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THEY BRING US

UPPP

[novel oasis]

THE WHOLE SQUAD MADE IT

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YESSSSSSSSSSS

[unique totem]

W

[cobalt dagger]

LFGGGGG

[slow vine]

tgere us no way

[novel oasis]

oh wait

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ge toty is the whole of ssundee fc

[novel oasis]

INFI DIDNT MAKE THE TOTY????

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yeah

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSSSS

[slow vine]

WHAT

[unique totem]

HOW

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LETS GO

[slow vine]

WTF

no wex

tgats bad

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I READ WRONG

QHTA

WHAT

HE DIDNT?

[slow vine]

that means inifin is the only one in the squad not in toty

[cobalt dagger]

BUT HE HIT LIKE 5 BRACES

[slow vine]

@median needle the awakening came too late

hype

😭😭

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CHAT I DID NOT MAKE IT 🗣️

[slow vine]

@viscid roost what u cookin at madrid 💀

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I MADE IT

[novel oasis]

We got a 276m offer for Kermit

But we have no other rb

[cobalt dagger]

oh dang

[slow vine]

yeah keep

if only u dint sell hype

[novel oasis]

Big game here

We play United in the FA cup round of 64

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hype :(

[viscid roost]

y'all were holdin me back 🥱

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN

[novel oasis]

I can always buy him back

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hype had major potential

[novel oasis]

We’re literally rich

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positive canthal tilt and all

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TRUTH

[viscid roost]

i was gonna say hala madrid but then i realised i prolly shouldn't

[wet escarp]

WE COOK

[slow vine]

yeah bro chill

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN THESE

[slow vine]

💀

[viscid roost]

we dont do that here

[slow vine]

exactly

[unique totem]

I’m literally smelling a goal made by me for the next match

Trust

[slow vine]

fr

binck be doin a van dijk

[cobalt dagger]

i feel it in my bones

[viscid roost]

y'all lost your best right back btw 🥱 just sayin

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RAAA

miss u hype

come home

[novel oasis]

We beat United 3-1

Tai scored

[unique totem]

Wah wah, nothing of value was lost

[viscid roost]

y'all sold me fam

[novel oasis]

And Cappo brace

[slow vine]

💀💀💀

[novel oasis]

YEAH

[cobalt dagger]

YEAAAAAAA

[novel oasis]

BECAUSE YOU MISSED A PEN IN THE UCL FINAL

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WHO NEEDS YANITED ANYWAY

[viscid roost]

shut up div

[novel oasis]

YOU FRAUD

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🗣️

[slow vine]

@wet escarp CRAZY

[viscid roost]

i dont wanna hear it

MAYBE

[slow vine]

bro im gettong the ballandor

[cobalt dagger]

let me cook 🗣️

[slow vine]

bro if i dont get it

[viscid roost]

IF YOUR STUPID BEING DIDN'T GIVE ME 2 STAMINA I WOULD BE DECENT

[novel oasis]

YOU WERE SUBBED ON IN EXTRA TIME FAM

[viscid roost]

dont piss me off

[novel oasis]

NO STAMINA EXCUSE

[slow vine]

its a robbery

[slow vine]

💀🙏

[viscid roost]

i am NOT hearing it

[wet escarp]

IM HIM

[cobalt dagger]

CAP IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

[novel oasis]

We play United again in the prem this time

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN AGAIN

[slow vine]

DOWN WITH YANITED

[unique totem]

“You don’t want to see me when I’m angry” 🤓☝️

[novel oasis]

Pre match conference

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DOWN WITH MAN U

[novel oasis]

Gotta raise the team morale

[slow vine]

IGHT SO

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WE WIN

[slow vine]

JYST DEFEND

[viscid roost]

nah man forget all that, im just sick of it.

[cobalt dagger]

DIV PUT ME IN TRUST

[slow vine]

KICK THE BALL AWAY

[viscid roost]

i aint hearing him out, he did that to me

[slow vine]

SIMPLE

[viscid roost]

stupid mf

[unique totem]

It ain’t that deep man.

[slow vine]

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

[unique totem]

It’s only game

[novel oasis]

We tied

[viscid roost]

yeah except i aint tryna hear that every single day

[novel oasis]

1-1

[cobalt dagger]

i would be heartbroken if you guys shipped me off tbf

[novel oasis]

Kermit scored

[cobalt dagger]

MAN

kermit saving us all

W mans

[novel oasis]

MONEY MONEY

[cobalt dagger]

RAHHHHHHHHHH

[novel oasis]

We play Newcastle

[viscid roost]

what do you want me to say ☠️ i got done dirty by div with my stats and the blamed for it AND THEN shipped off

[cobalt dagger]

WE WIN

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😭

[viscid roost]

this some jaden sancho at united type stuff

[novel oasis]

Giving you 2 stamina was realistic

[wet escarp]

buy back hyper

[slow vine]

1B IS CRAZY

[viscid roost]

should've given yourself 1 leg then? what about that

[unique totem]

Giving him the overweight level stamina is diabolical

Tf u mean

[slow vine]

💀🙏

[cobalt dagger]

truthing

[novel oasis]

We beat Newcastle 2-0

I scored in the first minute

[slow vine]

crazy

[wet escarp]

I score

fr

[novel oasis]

And Cappo scored

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHH

[slow vine]

dang

[cobalt dagger]

HE KNEW

[wet escarp]

see

[cobalt dagger]

ITS LIKE HE WAS THERE

WOAHHH

[viscid roost]

whatever man, y'all have fun with the sim, im sick of ts

[slow vine]

@novel oasis put in an offer for hype

💀

[cobalt dagger]

bye hype

[slow vine]

cya

[wet escarp]

bye hyper

[novel oasis]

Gotta pray Madrid accept

[wet escarp]

div buy him back fr

[slow vine]

spend lik 100 mil

we got money

[novel oasis]

Market value of 156m

That’s pocket change

[cobalt dagger]

chat why did i make myself a cm when i play cf 💀

[unique totem]

Just buff the guy man

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W

literally a second of work

we are minted

[slow vine]

cf cam same thing

[cobalt dagger]

thats true

[novel oasis]

I’ll buy hype back next season

[cobalt dagger]

W

[novel oasis]

Hate this feature sm

[cobalt dagger]

its ok we will get him home

[slow vine]

sin next match

[viscid roost]

nah im good ☠️ id rather my name not even be in the sim 🙏

[novel oasis]

We play Swansea

[cobalt dagger]

we win

swansea is so free

[slow vine]

ez

[novel oasis]

3-0

Cappo brace

[slow vine]

ezzz

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHH

[novel oasis]

And Kermit scored

[cobalt dagger]

CAP IS GOATED

[slow vine]

@wet escarp tf

what u doin taking my role

💀

[wet escarp]

Im him

[novel oasis]

Antony went to Villarreal

tf

[wet escarp]

Im behind u bro

literally

[novel oasis]

Transfer offer for flux

268m from Napoli

Humbly rejected

[wet escarp]

reject

good

Imma keep cooking

[novel oasis]

International job offer from England

eh what could go wrong

Acc nah

Ima reject

[cobalt dagger]

W

we keep flux

[novel oasis]

We beat Newcastle in the semis

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WWWWW

HUUUUGE

[novel oasis]

WE ARE IN THE EFL CUP FINAL

[cobalt dagger]

YESSSSSSSS

WE WIN THESE

[novel oasis]

3-0, Cappo, infi, and myself score

[wet escarp]

Im cooking

[novel oasis]

We play Tottenham in the final

[cobalt dagger]

we win

WE WIN

WE WIN

[novel oasis]

Back to the prem, we’re 3 points behind man city

Its deadline day

[wet escarp]

NO

:(

[novel oasis]

OSIMHEN TO CHELSEA IS CRAZY

[wet escarp]

We sim season 2 fr

[cobalt dagger]

we win these

trust

[novel oasis]

Merino to Barca for 67m

Bruno Fernandes to Dortmund for 78m and jota to Madrid for 82m

Crazy transfers

[cobalt dagger]

we dont need merino

rip fernandes

[novel oasis]

Deadline day is no more

We play Leicester city

[cobalt dagger]

we got this

in the bag

4-2