SSundee FC

[viscid roost]

hype. not even the appearances bro

[torpid iris]

💀

[gloomy siren]

Div dont inflate my ego

[torpid iris]

fr?

[gloomy siren]

😂

[slow vine]

i expected it

[viscid roost]

bro im washed

time to wrap it up

[boreal jetty]

T you're doing well on this simulation too

[viscid roost]

@median needle is literally ziyech regen

[unique totem]

Change the “appearances” to “sub-ins/outs” already bro

😭

[wet escarp]

ong

[viscid roost]

INFIN IS LITERALLY HANDALLAH REGEN

[slow vine]

whats his g/a

[median needle]

I'm him

[novel oasis]

Current standings for my sim

[median needle]

21 games 11 goals 2 assists

7.5 average

[slow vine]

dang

[novel oasis]

We play Frankfurt

If we win we solidify our lead

[viscid roost]

fact that infin has me clean sheets than me

[wet escarp]

i cook

[viscid roost]

play me gk

[median needle]

Let's look at player values guys

[olive tundra]

I'm surprised I have a Clean Sheet at all as well.

[novel oasis]

No

You’re on the reserves this game

[boreal jetty]

Oh boy the other exciting part

[unique totem]

Storm wage is real

[slow vine]

ik im worth 248 mil

👍

[median needle]

276.5

[slow vine]

is it still 1000 quid 💀

[torpid iris]

damn

[novel oasis]

I’m worth 300m bro get better

[slow vine]

holy crap wtf

[boreal jetty]

I am currently 244m in value

[unique totem]

700 full euros

[novel oasis]

🙏

[slow vine]

wtf

[wet escarp]

why am I so expensive

[slow vine]

💀

[median needle]

Storm is the goat

[slow vine]

whos the most valuable

[median needle]

Doesn't care about the money

Just loves playing

[boreal jetty]

What's T's value in this sim? @median needle

[median needle]

Bolt

279 mil

[novel oasis]

@torpid iris you got a red card

NAH BRO

[slow vine]

damn

[torpid iris]

??

[novel oasis]

IM FORCED TO PLAY HYPE STRIKER

[boreal jetty]

Fun Fact: I actually loved being GK in my school team back then

[slow vine]

💀

[torpid iris]

LMAO

[wet escarp]

BRUH

[median needle]

Highest valued players

[unique totem]

In project Hyp, we trust Bro

[novel oasis]

Bolt why did you have to get a card bro

Oh wait we play Burnley

@viscid roost you’re playing striker next game

[torpid iris]

just need that irl

[wet escarp]

play me striker instead fr

[torpid iris]

idk man

[boreal jetty]

Can we trust the process for that now

[novel oasis]

Oh wait nvm

[boreal jetty]

Hype you better score

[novel oasis]

Bolt can play this game

LMFAO

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[boreal jetty]

LOL

[viscid roost]

What happened

[median needle]

Highest paid

[wet escarp]

put him back on reserves

[novel oasis]

we tied with freaking burnley

[torpid iris]

damn

[boreal jetty]

KEKW

Hype could've had it actually

[slow vine]

me and bolt getting scammed

[wet escarp]

Bro storm took pity on the club

[novel oasis]

We play against blackpool

[torpid iris]

fr

[unique totem]

Storm the reason we are able to bid on people

[wet escarp]

div

let me cook

[median needle]

Player development

[novel oasis]

3-1 win against blackpool

Infi brace

[boreal jetty]

Wait

[median needle]

Against who

[boreal jetty]

That ain't right XDDD

[novel oasis]

OH

MYBB

[median needle]

Aight

[novel oasis]

Autocorrect bro 😭😭

[boreal jetty]

Change that lmao

That looks so out of context

[slow vine]

@boreal jetty the reserve gk is the second highest paid

how do u feel about that

[novel oasis]

We play Arsenal

[wet escarp]

he doesnt feel nun

[slow vine]

black ppl 💀

[boreal jetty]

I feel good about it

[wet escarp]

he playing for free

[slow vine]

💀

[median needle]

Hey

He never complained

We take those

[wet escarp]

exactly

[slow vine]

bros there for the vibes only

[unique totem]

He’s a simple minded man

[novel oasis]

We BEAT ARSENAL

[wet escarp]

mhm

[unique totem]

He plays, has fun, and simply leaves.

[boreal jetty]

700 euros to keep this club financially stable unlike recent Barcelona.

[novel oasis]

LAST MIN WINNER FROM TAI

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[median needle]

Carabao semis

That was our best finish

Let's beat that this season

Bring on Everton

[slow vine]

u dint have to take a shot at our club for no reason

[boreal jetty]

No hate to @viscid roost this happened aight

[slow vine]

😔

[boreal jetty]

And you

[median needle]

You have to be

Kidding me

[novel oasis]

We play Frankfurt again

[slow vine]

what

happened

[boreal jetty]

We freaking drew

[slow vine]

agg?

[wet escarp]

wow

everton too

[unique totem]

At least Storm and I carried

[wet escarp]

😭

[unique totem]

🗿👍

[slow vine]

now we gotta win away

[novel oasis]

NOOO

[median needle]

Round 3 of the FA Cup

[novel oasis]

NOW IM ACTUALLY FORCED TO PLAY HYPE AT STRIKER

[slow vine]

💀

[viscid roost]

Brother I'm playing bad AND my team is catching strays

[novel oasis]

we won 2-0

[viscid roost]

LESGO

[novel oasis]

Hype got subbed off in the 20th minute

😭😭

[viscid roost]

Bruh

[slow vine]

dw ur not alone on that second part

[boreal jetty]

Wowwwwww

[viscid roost]

This is so unfair

🥲

[slow vine]

💀

[novel oasis]

Cappo scored a brace

[unique totem]

AIN’T NO WAY

[viscid roost]

Sigh

[wet escarp]

Im saving us on divs sim atp

😭

[novel oasis]

We’re pretty much qualified to the ucl RO16

[novel oasis]

You are

Without you I’d be sacked

[median needle]

Good win lads

[novel oasis]

🙏

[wet escarp]

whats my g/a

[unique totem]

W

[boreal jetty]

Ez win

[novel oasis]

I’ll check after this match

We play forest

[wet escarp]

ight

I cook

[slow vine]

how tf did huffle score

[novel oasis]

2-1

[slow vine]

and chip

[median needle]

Don't know

[novel oasis]

Infi and tai score

[boreal jetty]

United are first my goodness

[novel oasis]

What

Bro

😭

[median needle]

Well since people are leaving we'll take a break for now

I'll go get some food

And we restart later

[slow vine]

againt who

[novel oasis]

Nottingham forest

[slow vine]

oh

div u stream now

[boreal jetty]

Ping me when we get back to it aight

[slow vine]

infi left

or actually

since i ain watching nvm

[novel oasis]

Tai has 4 goals, and 1 yellow. Card in 11 games

[slow vine]

assists?

[novel oasis]

0

[slow vine]

Wha

[novel oasis]

Cap has 5 G/A in 11 games

[slow vine]

no messi regen 😔

[wet escarp]

Im the next ozil

[novel oasis]

You were top assister last season

[wet escarp]

top scorer bolt?

or infin?

[novel oasis]

Infi was top scorer of the whole league last season

[wet escarp]

this season

smh

[wet escarp]

golden boot

[novel oasis]

Uh

[wet escarp]

:D

[novel oasis]

Let meh check

Tai and infi tied for our club’s top goal scorers at 4 goals

[wet escarp]

im guessing

followed by bolt

then me?

[novel oasis]

Top scorer in the league is Luis Diaz

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

No

Binck.

[wet escarp]

LAD IS COOKING

[novel oasis]

We play middlesborough

[wet escarp]

let me cook

[novel oasis]

Cap

Every time I put you at striker

You never scored

[wet escarp]

Im turning into hyper

😭

[novel oasis]

You only score when you’re cm

[wet escarp]

play me right wing smhmh

[novel oasis]

2-1

[wet escarp]

nvm

[novel oasis]

Cappo scored a brace

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

Next we play AC Milan

[wet escarp]

yeah starting 11 minus hyp

😭

[novel oasis]

Hype is going on the reserves

I wanna keep an unbeaten record in the group stages

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

1-1 tie

I mean we didn’t lose

[wet escarp]

Im actually cooking in this campaign tho

😭

[novel oasis]

So that means we’re still unbeaten

[wet escarp]

yeah

[novel oasis]

We play Chelsea then Fulham 3 days later

we’re tied with Chelsea on points

[wet escarp]

play me rw again frfr

[novel oasis]

I never played you RW

[wet escarp]

damn

😔

[novel oasis]

3-1 win

Cappo brace

[wet escarp]

istg im enjoying this way too much

😭

[novel oasis]

Cappo is now top scorer of our club

🙏

[wet escarp]

prayge

[novel oasis]

Now we play Fulham

2-1 again

Infi brace

[wet escarp]

W

and he's back

[novel oasis]

Now we play United

Putting myself up at striker for this one

[wet escarp]

mhm

[novel oasis]

We won 2-1

I didn’t even score

[wet escarp]

LESGO

infi?

[novel oasis]

You and rock

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

Now we play twente

Final game of the ucl group stage

We lost 1-0

were top of the league with 0 losses this season

RAHHH

Man city are 9th wtf

[wet escarp]

damn

[novel oasis]

4-0 against Newcastle

Flux scored a brace

[wet escarp]

lesgo

[novel oasis]

Infi and speedy scored asw

Big game here

Liverpool

[wet escarp]

let me cook

trust

actually

let bolt cook

😭

[novel oasis]

1-1 tie

Bellingham and Cappo the only scorers

[wet escarp]

bellingham to liverpool real?

[novel oasis]

He went there last season

We play Aston villa

[wet escarp]

poor hyper man

😭

[novel oasis]

2-0 win

Infi brace

[severe obsidian]

Guys

Im the head council

🥰

[novel oasis]

Okay

[wet escarp]

can we sack her again?

[severe obsidian]

WHY

PLEASE DON'T

[novel oasis]

We play Manchester city

Oh god

[wet escarp]

We'll cook

[severe obsidian]

Hope y'all win

[wet escarp]

trust me bro

[novel oasis]

OH

WE WIN 2-1

CAPPO AND SPEEDY

[wet escarp]

Im literally winning div the league

[novel oasis]

City this season are literal trash bro

City this season are 8th place in 18 games

[wet escarp]

the fall of pep

[novel oasis]

No no

I’m controlling pep

[wet escarp]

whos at city

😭

ten haag?

[novel oasis]

Hell idk

[wet escarp]

😭

yeah

😭

[novel oasis]

@median needle what a fall from grace bro

[wet escarp]

NAH

[median needle]

Classic

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

YOO

[median needle]

That's my club

[novel oasis]

GOT A JOB OFFER AT FRANCE

[wet escarp]

OUIOUI BAGUETTE

[novel oasis]

We’re just that club

[wet escarp]

WE CANT SEE THE SCORE?? :(((

[novel oasis]

We play West ham

1-1 tie

Cappo again

I swear without Cappo I’d be sacked

[wet escarp]

this is my season bro

am I top scorer?

:O

[novel oasis]

Of the club yes

Of the league no

[wet escarp]

well yeah

[novel oasis]

You have 14 G/A in 20 games

[wet escarp]

I dont expect the league smhmh

[novel oasis]

9 goals, 5 assists

[wet escarp]

Im only a humble cm 😔

[novel oasis]

We tie with Fulham

This time tai scored

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

NOO

[wet escarp]

we lost?

[novel oasis]

WE PLAY TOTTENHAM IN THE CARABAO CUP

[wet escarp]

💀

LET ME COOK BRO

ONG

[novel oasis]

that’s our run done for

[wet escarp]

IM READY

[wet escarp]

I cant tell if bro is being sarcastic-

[novel oasis]

WE WON 2-1

TAI BRACE

[wet escarp]

LESGO

W tai

[novel oasis]

Bro

T wants to play more games

But so does storm

wtf

[olive tundra]

Alternate

[wet escarp]

play T instead of speedy

[novel oasis]

Too late

T WITH ANOTHER CLEAN SHEET

HES ON FIRE

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[novel oasis]

We play Chelsea

[wet escarp]

let me cook

Ez win

[novel oasis]

The toty 2023 has been announced

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

HOW DID ROCK GET IN OVER ME?

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

I PLAYED SO MUCH BETTER THAN HE DID

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

WHAT A ROBBER

[wet escarp]

whos's in there

[novel oasis]

@gloomy siren YOU MADE IT TO TEAM OF THE YEAR

[wet escarp]

we're just that club

Im winning ballon d'or bro

[novel oasis]

YEAH

[wet escarp]

trust

[novel oasis]

4-1 WIN AGAINST CHELSEA

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[novel oasis]

TAI,BOLT,INFI, AND MYSELF

LETS GOO

[severe obsidian]

That's crazy

[wet escarp]

bro cooked with the entire frontliine

😭

[novel oasis]

NOO

WE ARE COOKED

[wet escarp]

what happened

[severe obsidian]

LOLL

[novel oasis]

I have just seen the UCL RO16

AND WE ARE COOKED

[wet escarp]

who

[gloomy siren]

YOOOOO

[wet escarp]

we against

[novel oasis]

WE ARE ACTUALLY COOKED

[wet escarp]

its fine div

smhmh

just dont play hyper

[novel oasis]

How is man united 2nd wtf

We play Leeds United

[wet escarp]

they sacked ten haag

[wet escarp]

let me cook front

[novel oasis]

We have played 22 games

AND WE HAVENT LOST A SINGLE ONE

NOO

IM FORCED TO PLAY HYPE INSTEAD OF FLUX

[wet escarp]

BRUH

[novel oasis]

BECAUSE FLUX GOT A RED MAN

[wet escarp]

issoke div

I'll cook

trust

[novel oasis]

We win 1-0

Binck again

[wet escarp]

BINCK IS HIM

[novel oasis]

We play west ham in the FA Cup

Binck and flux are now 91 ovr

We lost 2-1

We are in the EFL Cup final against Liverpool

HYPE SCORED AGAINST SHEFFIELD???

HELLO?

[severe obsidian]

LMFAO

[wet escarp]

HOW

[novel oasis]

I DONT EVEN KNOW

We play man city in the league again

1-1 tie

[wet escarp]

we cook

[novel oasis]

I swear Cappo is hard carrying

Last minute equalizer

[wet escarp]

Im saving u from getting sacked

[novel oasis]

We beat Brighton 3-1

[hard relic]

damn

i am so bad

[novel oasis]

Infi brace and bolt scored

[novel oasis]

You made it to toty

[hard relic]

how many goals do i have now?

[novel oasis]

Even though you robbed me of it

Fraud

[hard relic]

LESS GOO

LMAO

[wet escarp]

div stat update

smh

[hard relic]

how did i made it to toty

[wet escarp]

assists

[novel oasis]

Alright

[wet escarp]

prolly

[novel oasis]

Bolt has 5 goals and 1 assist

Tai has 8 goals and 3 assists in 26 games

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

Infi has 18 G/A in 26 games

[wet escarp]

holy

😭

[novel oasis]

Cappo has 16 G/A in 26 games

[wet escarp]

7 assists?

[novel oasis]

6

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

Rock has 10 G/A in 26 games

[hard relic]

what's 16 g/a means 1 goal 6 assit ?

[wet escarp]

10 goals

6 assists

total is g/a 😭

[hard relic]

so is that 10 goals 0 asist?

[wet escarp]

NO

THATS UR TOTAL

goals + assist

[hard relic]

oh

[novel oasis]

5 goals 5 assists

Oh lord

We play Bayern

[hard relic]

can u give them seperately

[wet escarp]

LET.

ME COOK

[hard relic]

my brain is too small

[wet escarp]

he did

[wet escarp]

^

[novel oasis]

I fear everything

OH

WE WON

[wet escarp]

let me cook

[novel oasis]

4-2

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

Infi brace

Tai and speedy score as well

We play against Liverpool in the carabao cup final

[wet escarp]

we cook

[novel oasis]

LETS GO

ANOTHER TROPHY IN THE CABINET

3-1

Speedy, infi, and Cappo all score

[wet escarp]

fa cup?

what do we have so far

community shield

carabao

[novel oasis]

Got knocked out in the round of 32

[wet escarp]

i see

thats sad

[novel oasis]

We play United at home

[wet escarp]

put urself

as striker

ez W

[novel oasis]

Nah not this game

They’re 6 points behind

We can’t let them close in on us

[wet escarp]

Oh

true

[novel oasis]

We tie 1-1

Standings before the game with United

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

Leg 2 against Bayern

If we lose 3-0, we’re out

Wait a minute

THE SAME JACKSON THAT SIGNED FOR CHELSEA GOT PLAYER OF THE MONTH???

WTF

[wet escarp]

how

[novel oasis]

Idk man

[wet escarp]

infin will cook

trust

[novel oasis]

WE WON 3-0

7-2 ON AGGREGATE

[wet escarp]

W

who scored here

[novel oasis]

BOLT, INFI, AND TAI

[wet escarp]

infi?

😭

the frontline scored in both

[novel oasis]

RAHH

[wet escarp]

why is hype not in reserves

[novel oasis]

Don’t matter

We won

[wet escarp]

true

Ro16?

[novel oasis]

We play burnley in the league now

[wet escarp]

let me cook instead of bolt

😔

[novel oasis]

YESS

WE PLAY ATLETICO IN THE QUARTERS

[wet escarp]

who else made it

[novel oasis]

@viscid roost @slow vine Barca lost to Frankfurt in the ucl RO16

[wet escarp]

NAH

[novel oasis]

Leipzeg, Frankfurt, PSG and Porto, both madrids,

And Dortmund

We beat burnley 3-1

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

Infi, tai and speedy

Cappo missed a pen

[wet escarp]

im bad at pens

[novel oasis]

Okay

Club football will come to a halt for now

I play as France

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

We tied to Canada 2-2

Grindy scored both goals over there

[wet escarp]

goddamn

[novel oasis]

Okay club football is back

We play Newcastle

[wet escarp]

play mbappe as goalkeeper

awww :((

[novel oasis]

Aston villa and Newcastle tied for 2nd

[wet escarp]

tf happened to united

[novel oasis]

They are in 4th

[severe obsidian]

HI GUYS

HOW R YALL GAMES GOING

[novel oasis]

You know what’s crazy

We played 28 games

And haven’t lost a single one

[severe obsidian]

oh

[novel oasis]

We’re just that club

[severe obsidian]

LMFAO

[wet escarp]

dont jinx it div

Im hard carrying ur career smhmh

[novel oasis]

4-1 AGAINST NEWCASTLE

RAHH

TAI BRACE

W

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

we play crystal palace

[wet escarp]

We cook

[novel oasis]

4-0

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

Infi brace, Kermit scores, and I score too

We’re cooking

[wet escarp]

Yep

CAN WE GET THE TREBLE

[novel oasis]

We play Atletico in the ucl now

[wet escarp]

EZ

[novel oasis]

2-2

Binck and tai

4-3 against brentford

I scored again

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

My game crashed

Anyways

We play Atletico

[wet escarp]

COOk

[novel oasis]

WE DID IT

WE ARE IN THE SEMIS

BOLT WITH A LAST MINUTE WINNER

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

Man United claim up to 3rd

Liverpool are 11 points behind us

There are 6 games left in the season

[wet escarp]

well we have one title secured

[novel oasis]

We tied with Arsenal 1-1

Cappo scored in the first minute

SEMI FINALS AGAINST Leipzeg

[wet escarp]

literally gundogan

[novel oasis]

Got mixed up

[wet escarp]

issoke

[novel oasis]

3-0

BOLT HAT TRICK

@torpid iris YOURE COOKING BRO

[wet escarp]

ONG BRUH

:sob

[novel oasis]

Bolt with a perfect 10 rating

Speedy got a 9.7 rating

[wet escarp]

goddamn

[novel oasis]

We play Aston Villa

It will be the 34th game of this season

[wet escarp]

AND

[novel oasis]

2-2

[wet escarp]

we win

[novel oasis]

Cappo scores again

[wet escarp]

or we dont

[novel oasis]

It’s the 2nd leg against Leipzeg

If we lose 4-0 we are out of the competition

[slow vine]

shock

[wet escarp]

frankfurt tho 😭

[novel oasis]

WE DID IT

WE ARE IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

IN OUR FIRST SEASON

3-2 WIN

[wet escarp]

LESGOOO

[novel oasis]

BOLT, TAI, AND CAP ALL SCORING

We play Liverpool

[wet escarp]

Ez

[novel oasis]

Newcastle are 5 points behind this

We need this win desperately

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

2-1 WIN

TAI AND BOLT

NEWCASTLE LOST

for us to fumble the league

We need to lose the next 3 games, and Newcastle need to win the next 3 games

[wet escarp]

dont call it div

💀

[novel oasis]

We play forest

[wet escarp]

end the season how we started it frfr div

:D

[novel oasis]

WE LOST 2-1

OH NO

[wet escarp]

.

[novel oasis]

ITS OKAY

WE PLAY WOLVES

[wet escarp]

yeah

[novel oasis]

IM FORCED TO PLAY HYPE

[wet escarp]

ez

[novel oasis]

NOOO

[wet escarp]

its fine

[novel oasis]

OKAY

WE WIN 2-1

[wet escarp]

okay

who we play for the final match

also

let me cook as striker smhmh

end the season how we started it

[novel oasis]

Tottenham

This time I won’t do quick sim

[wet escarp]

aight

u gonna play?

or just normal sim

[novel oasis]

No

AI VS AI

[wet escarp]

ight

[novel oasis]

I’m gonna jump in last minute tho

[torpid iris]

im too good

[novel oasis]

So that I see us lift the trophy

[wet escarp]

stream it frfr

[novel oasis]

I can’t

[wet escarp]

Aww

:(

[novel oasis]

But I’ll be able to record it

Oh wow

As soon as I look away

My player scores

[wet escarp]

sob

[novel oasis]

Bolt scores

2-0

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

Half time

I SCORED AGAIN

LMFAO

IM ON FIRE

[wet escarp]

score a hat trick

take over

[novel oasis]

I got a yellow card

CASEMIRO REGEN

🔥

[wet escarp]

AND WE WIN THE LEAGUE

[novel oasis]

3-0

WE HAVE WON THE LEAGUE

HERE IT COMES

[wet escarp]

W

whats next

[novel oasis]

now

THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL

AGAINST PSG

[wet escarp]

Ez win

ai vs ai?

[novel oasis]

Yup

[wet escarp]

send the recs frfr

[novel oasis]

Waiting for the prem one to download

[wet escarp]

kk

[novel oasis]

WHAT A SAVE

STORM IS DOING SO WELL

as I say that Mbappe scores.

1-1 FROM BOLT

[wet escarp]

😭

W

[novel oasis]

HALFTIME

[wet escarp]

damn

[novel oasis]

oh no

Bad news

[wet escarp]

what

[novel oasis]

Infi has an injury

[wet escarp]

💀

NO

Play me lw fr

[novel oasis]

Have to sub in wex

[wet escarp]

Infin is literally debruyne

[novel oasis]

Extra time

This might go down to penalties

[wet escarp]

Oh no

[novel oasis]

They scored.

[wet escarp]

WELP

we'

we're done

ggs

no equalizers without infin

[novel oasis]

WE SCORED

LAST MINUTE FROM YOU CAPPO

[wet escarp]

wait what

😭

[novel oasis]

NO JOKE

it’s time for penalties

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

Oh no

[wet escarp]

NAH

whats wrong

[novel oasis]

NEYMAR MISSED

HAHAHA

STORM DIDNT

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

PSG MISSED AGAIN

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[novel oasis]

BINCK MISSED

3-3 ON PENS

[wet escarp]

NO

[novel oasis]

we missed again

They didn’t

[wet escarp]

welp 💀

GGS

[novel oasis]

We’ve lost the final

😔

[wet escarp]

😔

that equalizer was in vain

😔

[novel oasis]

Bro

We lost because hype missed a pen

If only speedy wasn’t on a red card

[wet escarp]

transfer him off

no treble :((

[novel oasis]

Hype’s contract is nearly expired

Nah but

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

A team winning the league while it being full of 18 year olds is crazy

[wet escarp]

yep

😭

I blame hyper

[novel oasis]

@viscid roost you’re getting put on the transfer list

[wet escarp]

yep

renew his contract

😭

[novel oasis]

Time for stats

[wet escarp]

aight

[novel oasis]

Bolt has 13 G/A

infi has 25 G/A, while tai only has 19 G/A

[wet escarp]

infin prolly in the 20's

[novel oasis]

You have 20 G/A

Rock has 12 G/A

[wet escarp]

I'll take it

[novel oasis]

I have 8 G/A with 3 yellows

Hype has 1 goal and 0 assists

[wet escarp]

I hard carried the first half of the season fr

[wet escarp]

clean sheets and games too

💀

[novel oasis]

It’s time for Euros

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

RAHH

DIDNT GET SACKED

[wet escarp]

recs done?

[novel oasis]

Yes

[wet escarp]

send frfr

[novel oasis]

So many of these clubs want me

Bro

[wet escarp]

bro?

[novel oasis]

This game is so unrealistic

[wet escarp]

yeah

NAH

send thingies whn bro 😔

[novel oasis]

Check #game-clips

[wet escarp]

aight

[novel oasis]

We play City in the community shield again

[wet escarp]

Aight

[novel oasis]

We win 5-4 on penalties

[wet escarp]

kinda sad we cant play club world cup and super cup

W

[novel oasis]

Bayern are offering 319.1m for Kermit

First game of the premier league

Here we are

3-0 bolt brace and Cappo scored one goal

[wet escarp]

did u renew hypers contract

[wet escarp]

starting off the season good

[novel oasis]

BRO

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD OFFER

106.9m FOR HYPE

AND WE GET RUDIGER IN EXCHANGE

[wet escarp]

we can always buy him back-

ask for a buy back clause

😭

[novel oasis]

@viscid roost what you thinking bro

[wet escarp]

BRO ISTG

ITS RM

EVERYTIME

😭

[novel oasis]

We have 800m in the bank anyways

We can buy him whenever we want lol

[wet escarp]

@median needle what say you

[novel oasis]

THEY ARE OFFERING 126M

I GOTTA TAKE IT

[wet escarp]

😭

[median needle]

?

All of this isn't lore accurate anyways

[wet escarp]

bro is ready to sell hyper without a second thought

😭

[novel oasis]

Real Madrid offering 126.1m for hype

[median needle]

Sold

[novel oasis]

And Rudiger in exchange too

[wet escarp]

u heard the man

SOLD

[novel oasis]

@viscid roost you off to Madrid now

[wet escarp]

bye bye

[novel oasis]

We win our second game in the prem against United

2-1

[wet escarp]

if we play madrid play the game

[novel oasis]

Unfortunately

[wet escarp]

and injure him fr <3

[novel oasis]

That was my last game today

I’m too tired

[wet escarp]

issoke

[novel oasis]

Been at this for 6 hours

[wet escarp]

Yeah 😭

so who scored

[novel oasis]

Bolt and rock

[wet escarp]

W

[novel oasis]

We’re currently 1st

We had 1 loss in the entire prem last season

[viscid roost]

Not my problem u gave me 1 stamina lmao

[cobalt dagger]

i cooked

[torpid iris]

welp, this will continue after a few months

[wet escarp]

Nah

I'd cook

[severe obsidian]

L

[novel oasis]

Nah

I’ll do it on Saturday

[median needle]

No

We're doing it now

I guess no one is alive

[wet escarp]

welp

I am 😭

but no one else is

@hard relic @viscid roost @torpid iris hi

yall free?

poor infi waiting

smh

[hard relic]

hi

yea

[wet escarp]

hi

@median needle is two enough?-

😭

are?

[median needle]

Idk

xd

[wet escarp]

idk english anymore man

[viscid roost]

helo

[hard relic]

okay

[wet escarp]

yeah

we cook frfr

[median needle]

I'm waiting

[wet escarp]

yeah

untangling earphones

[hard relic]

waiting

[wet escarp]

lounge?

[median needle]

XDDDDDDDD

[viscid roost]

i think u could try asking them for an extra 900mil

trust

[median needle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hard relic]

dangggg

[hard relic]

yooo

[median needle]

We're washed boys

Because barely anyone is here

3-1 loss to Leicester and 2-1 loss to City

[wet escarp]

Im on 1024 ms

[wet escarp]

Prayge

we're worse than chelsea if we lose this

[median needle]

@viscid roost

o7

Thank you for your hard work until now

See you in May

[wet escarp]

someone help im on

8913 ms

😭

[hard relic]

see i am loyal i didn't leave the club

[viscid roost]

GG

[wet escarp]

Ofc I miss

it was lag

trust bro

[median needle]

WE WON THE CARABAO CUP LET'S FREAKING GOGOGOOGOOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

we take what we get man

[novel oasis]

RAHH

WE ARE JUST THAT CLUB

[wet escarp]

yeah

are we out of the ucl?

[wet escarp]

my wifi died

aight

nah

we're cooked

again

we are

literally washed

[median needle]

This season is a fluke

The coach got sacked

This season is declared void

We'll try again next time

[novel oasis]

SEE

I WASNT THE ONLY ONE TO GET SACKED

THE GAME IS RIGGED

[wet escarp]

nah why did the ai

get so good

all of a sudden

😭

[severe obsidian]

Skill issue

[viscid roost]

Ye u see how u wouldn't have won if i hadn't gotten injured 🥱credit goes to me

[novel oasis]

Last time you started you fumbled a pen

Which led to us losing the ucl final

🙏

[wet escarp]

W hyper

[cobalt dagger]

bro cooked and burnt it

[severe obsidian]

☠️poor kitchen

[timber dagger]

so sorry man

[torpid iris]

^^

[median needle]

Dude

I tried doing it a few days ago or something and you weren't here

Don't say that it's gonna take a few months when I'm always willing to do a campaign but only two people are around for it

[cobalt dagger]

My guy infin doin the most

[wet escarp]

absolute clownery

Bro doesnt even check ssunfc when we do it

😭

[severe obsidian]

😹

[wet escarp]

@novel oasis werent u gonna do a run today?

[novel oasis]

You know

I was

But I’m at the hospital

[wet escarp]

Tf happened

[novel oasis]

Js doing a checkup

[torpid iris]

bold of you to assume i wasnt there