SSundee FC

[novel oasis]

De gea got potm?!?

Hello????

[unique totem]

I will literally score before you bro.

[median needle]

Surely

We don't fumble

[viscid roost]

nuh uh

[median needle]

Against Shakhtar

[novel oasis]

Oh right

[viscid roost]

ok just play me usual rb this time

[novel oasis]

Hype

[median needle]

We're not Barcelona

[viscid roost]

:D

[median needle]

Right

Surely

[novel oasis]

On my sim you’re actually trash wtf

[viscid roost]

that was uncalled for

[boreal jetty]

We turn into Prime Barca after

[unique totem]

@median needle Hyp and I as wings

Trust

[novel oasis]

@viscid roost you have freaking 0 G/A in 31 games

[viscid roost]

U GAVE ME 1 STAMINA HOW IS IT MY FAULT

[median needle]

YES

FIRST CL WIN

[viscid roost]

bro

why is speedy

on pens

[novel oasis]

We playin Newcastle

[viscid roost]

@median needle put me on pens im not even trolling

[boreal jetty]

Speedy got a pen lmao

[novel oasis]

I’ll play storm this time

[median needle]

xd

[viscid roost]

better than binck again

rah

[unique totem]

0.2 DIFFERENCE BRO

[novel oasis]

2-2 tie

[viscid roost]

idc

[novel oasis]

Our chances of the league are over

[viscid roost]

@median needle on a real put me on pens

[wet escarp]

hes bad

[novel oasis]

Hype got subbed on for binck

[viscid roost]

thats why we lost

[novel oasis]

We didn’t

We tied

[viscid roost]

that's why we tied

[novel oasis]

5 points behind city

Only 6 games remain

[wet escarp]

we tied because of u hype

[novel oasis]

We play Liverpool next

[wet escarp]

Binck saved us

[unique totem]

He simply ain’t me.

[wet escarp]

LET ME COOK

[median needle]

Okay let's bully the last promoted side

Called Bournemouth

[wet escarp]

let hyper cook this one infi

[boreal jetty]

Lmao I know who that crossed line is

[novel oasis]

Hype is the only player on both the starting eleven and the bench to be tired

Such a fraud

[wet escarp]

sell him

[viscid roost]

u literally

[novel oasis]

RAHH

[viscid roost]

gave me

[novel oasis]

WE BEAT LIVERPOOL 2-1

[viscid roost]

negative stamina

[median needle]

Anyways

[novel oasis]

BINCK SCORED

[median needle]

Bournemouth

But first

[unique totem]

FINALLY 86

[novel oasis]

Binck is just that guy

[boreal jetty]

@unique totem You're that guy

[median needle]

Calendar

[unique totem]

@viscid roost On par with you

[novel oasis]

I’ll go take a 5 minute break really quick

[viscid roost]

took u long enough

[novel oasis]

Then continue my simulation

[median needle]

Thoughts on the calendar

[unique totem]

I will literally pass you bro

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[viscid roost]

not that bad

[wet escarp]

86 as in level?-

[median needle]

HOLY

[viscid roost]

nah ok that's crazy

[boreal jetty]

Destroyed

[viscid roost]

binck scored

[boreal jetty]

BINCK GOT A GOAL

[viscid roost]

its a wrap

[unique totem]

@viscid roost HEARD YOU WAS TALKING SMACK?

HUH?

[viscid roost]

im packing my bags

[unique totem]

NAH CONTINUE LIL BRO

[wet escarp]

poor hyper

[unique totem]

@viscid roost 9,5 WHO??

WHO???

[wet escarp]

I still havent scored

😭

[slow vine]

im so goared

goated

[wet escarp]

Im'ma become prime ozil in big matches guys

[boreal jetty]

Bro, how are Southampton 6th in the league right now @median needle

[median needle]

Idk

[wet escarp]

trust

carry us to finals

[viscid roost]

listen ye

im packing my bags

[slow vine]

what are the stats btw

[unique totem]

WASHED

[median needle]

Rotating the squad for the Brentford game

Because

CHAMPIOOOONS

Right after

[novel oasis]

Alright

We play Stockport in the FA Cup

I’ll play hype striker this game

[wet escarp]

yeah I cook in ucl trust

[novel oasis]

I have a little bit of faith in him

[viscid roost]

infin play T

[median needle]

Easy

[novel oasis]

Hype

[wet escarp]

they actually cooked

[boreal jetty]

Easy

[novel oasis]

I’m benching you for the entire season

[unique totem]

Nah, I’d return.

[viscid roost]

WAIT

[unique totem]

[novel oasis]

We lost to freaking Stockport

[viscid roost]

WHY DID BINCK GET SUBBED STRIKER?

HELLO?

[median needle]

THE CHAMPIOOOOOONS

[viscid roost]

😭

[unique totem]

Hold up.

What.

[boreal jetty]

How the heck

[novel oasis]

@viscid roost you’re getting benched the whole season bro

[viscid roost]

bro

U GAVE ME NO STAMINA

[novel oasis]

YOU DIDNT PERFORM

YOU GOT A RED CARD

[viscid roost]

U DIDN'T GIMME STAMINA

[wet escarp]

its lore accurate hyper

[viscid roost]

RAHHH

Ramos regen

[wet escarp]

Nah 😭

bro is not a ramos regen

[median needle]

3RD GAME OF THE CHAMPIONS

[viscid roost]

im better than ramos

[median needle]

Okay guys

[novel oasis]

Bro hype

[median needle]

Question

[unique totem]

Lore accurate would be rated lowest of the team as well

[novel oasis]

Because of you

[unique totem]

🗿

[novel oasis]

I might get sacked

[median needle]

This time

[novel oasis]

No joke

[median needle]

Do you guys want to see actual gameplay

[viscid roost]

div

thats karma

[wet escarp]

yeah?

[viscid roost]

for giving me no stamina

[wet escarp]

sim it

[median needle]

Or are you still fine with a sim

[novel oasis]

WHAT I DO

[viscid roost]

ucl final

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

It’s realistic

[median needle]

Well if we get there

LMAO

[wet escarp]

ucl final we do sim match fr

[viscid roost]

absolutely not i'll double foot slide tackle your shins

[median needle]

Aight I'm simming this game then

[viscid roost]

ye

[novel oasis]

You ain’t do nun

🙏

We play Tottenham next

[viscid roost]

better than binck

💪

[median needle]

Big win

[unique totem]

0.2 again.

[viscid roost]

when it matters the most 🗣️

[boreal jetty]

Tai got a yellow, and scored

[unique totem]

Brother

😭

[novel oasis]

Our schedule looks good

[viscid roost]

WHEN IT MATTERS THE MOST

[novel oasis]

We have to win every single upcoming game

[wet escarp]

div

as long as I cook

we win

hyper cannot cook

[novel oasis]

Last time we played crystal palace

[median needle]

Everton game

[novel oasis]

We lost bcs hyper was at rb

So I’m starting Kermit over hype

[wet escarp]

😭

yeah

[median needle]

Wow

[unique totem]

Man like Bolt

[median needle]

This game was boring

xd

[viscid roost]

better than binck

:Cappa:

[boreal jetty]

Yeah that was actually boring

[unique totem]

Again with the 0.2 bro

[median needle]

I swear

[wet escarp]

istg Im gonna have 0 g/a this season

[median needle]

Binck is gonna score a goal

And be like

[novel oasis]

We win 3-0

Lets goo

[boreal jetty]

"Washed he says"

[viscid roost]

he already did

[median needle]

9.42617

[viscid roost]

lemme have my fun

😭

[wet escarp]

no.

[unique totem]

I’m ruining Hyp’s day for sure

🙏

[viscid roost]

nah thats crazy how infin just ignored T

[novel oasis]

We play west ham next

[boreal jetty]

Nah T did good as sub

[viscid roost]

aint no way i got benched

we lost

[novel oasis]

It’s officially over

We’re not winning the league

We tied 4-4 with west ham

[unique totem]

Nah, I’d score.

[novel oasis]

Binck scored to equalize

On my sim at least

[boreal jetty]

We barely won on pens

[median needle]

We're the pen guys

Not even close

[viscid roost]

yeah cos i wasn't there to score my pen 🥱

[median needle]

Shut up

You're playing against Arsenal

[wet escarp]

hyper

[viscid roost]

KEKW

[unique totem]

Yo, my bad mr 7.7 rated

[wet escarp]

we're losing

[median needle]

CHAMPIOOOONS

IN THREE DAYS

[viscid roost]

BRO THIS IS ALL THE FUN I CAN HAVE IM USELESS ON THE PITCH

[boreal jetty]

We need some subs

[wet escarp]

yeah we really do

[viscid roost]

im playing cdm

☠️

[boreal jetty]

Is Hype gonna RB again...

We drew

[median needle]

Well okay

[viscid roost]

i got subbed

[boreal jetty]

And Cap actually saved us

[median needle]

CHAMPIOONS

[viscid roost]

subbed off for flippin shasha

[wet escarp]

CHAMPIONS

[novel oasis]

BRO

WE TIED WITH BRENTFORD

ITS OVER

IM GONNA GET SACKED

[viscid roost]

karma

[novel oasis]

Hype got subbed on for binck

[novel oasis]

What a scam

[median needle]

Lovely calendar

[wet escarp]

U always get sacked div

nothing new

[median needle]

City two days after CL

[wet escarp]

mhm

[novel oasis]

2 games remain

[wet escarp]

lets hope we cook cl

[novel oasis]

We’ve lost the league

At least we came 2nd

[wet escarp]

LEt

ME

[viscid roost]

i think we win this

[wet escarp]

COOK

[boreal jetty]

You actually cooked CL beforehand

[viscid roost]

and almost guarantee our chances

for qualification

[boreal jetty]

We can win if we can get a great Miracle

[wet escarp]

u mean the 10.0 finals?

😭

[viscid roost]

benching binck ☠️ is crazy

[unique totem]

@viscid roost They ain’t got us

[boreal jetty]

Yes man

[novel oasis]

Kermit got a red card

[unique totem]

We truly are washed

[novel oasis]

That means I have to start hype again

[viscid roost]

and me

bruh

[viscid roost]

karma

im legit sancho now

idc

[boreal jetty]

Destroyed

Ez

[median needle]

Let me cook with these starting 11s my guy

[viscid roost]

ok

HELLO???

[novel oasis]

We won 4-2

CR hat trick

[viscid roost]

@unique totem ay maybe we're the problem

[novel oasis]

And infi finally scored again

[unique totem]

Speedy bro

[unique totem]

Nah.

We truly are the strongest.

[novel oasis]

1 GAME LEFT

[unique totem]

Tell me Hyp

[novel oasis]

AGAINST CHELSEA

[boreal jetty]

Okay now we need y'all

[median needle]

CITY

[boreal jetty]

We got City game gosh

[viscid roost]

battle for first

[novel oasis]

WE TIED AGAINST CHELSEA

[unique totem]

Are we Hyp and Binck because we are the problem, or are we the problem because we are Hyp and Binck?

[novel oasis]

ITS OVER

IM GETTING SACKED

[viscid roost]

REAL

[boreal jetty]

@unique totem Well bro, you're on international again...

[unique totem]

The ads need me.

[viscid roost]

bro has personal beef with the two crossed out names

[median needle]

No

[unique totem]

I wonder why.

[viscid roost]

ik xd

[unique totem]

💀

[median needle]

They're just not part of the club anymore

xd

[unique totem]

They are irrelevant

[viscid roost]

div is benched

shock

[unique totem]

@viscid roost We can pass Rock bro

[viscid roost]

IM PLAYING CB?

[unique totem]

TOGETHER WE DOING THIS BRO

[viscid roost]

we actually lost

[median needle]

LET ME

COOK

[boreal jetty]

EZ

[novel oasis]

Because yall didn’t start me

[median needle]

WITH THESE

[viscid roost]

RAH

[median needle]

STARTING

11S

[unique totem]

@viscid roost I’m better

[boreal jetty]

Hype got 7.5 nice

[unique totem]

[viscid roost]

ight binck cooked me on the rating

i be getting these 02s

[novel oasis]

@unique totem you’re only getting paid 31k euros a week

[viscid roost]

mfs straight up diffs me with 1.1s

[novel oasis]

🙏

[unique totem]

Eat ‘em up bro

[boreal jetty]

Aight now we just win the league ez

[unique totem]

Bro proud with 0.2 differences, while I up it

😂🫵

[boreal jetty]

Aw hell nah too much weight on me apparently

I ain't quitting

[novel oasis]

I have to renew so many contracts

[boreal jetty]

Aight we facing a bad Aston Villa side

Which somehow... We're still spooked

[viscid roost]

u gotta play

[novel oasis]

Grindy is leaving the club

😔

[viscid roost]

reserve 11

[slow vine]

@median needle whats my stats lookin like

[viscid roost]

end of the season

[median needle]

Call me Pep Guardiola

[novel oasis]

OH MY GOD

[viscid roost]

binck scored

[boreal jetty]

Aight Binck scored

[median needle]

The way I be cooking these starting 11s

[slow vine]

what happened

[novel oasis]

I DIDNT GET SACKED

ITS A MIRACLE

[boreal jetty]

Dang

[novel oasis]

Welp

[unique totem]

[novel oasis]

We’re in the champions league this season

[unique totem]

Grab the bags brother.

[median needle]

Taifu

Join VC

[boreal jetty]

Tbh, give Hype that stamina

[median needle]

We got CL

[viscid roost]

i wasn't even on the pitch

[slow vine]

damn

[novel oasis]

NAH

[slow vine]

@median needle where stats

[novel oasis]

HE DONT DESERVE IT

[slow vine]

am i cooking

[unique totem]

Should’ve been subbed bro

[novel oasis]

WE LOST TO STOCKPORT BECAUSE OF HIM BRO

[viscid roost]

i was benched :(

[median needle]

Wdym

[viscid roost]

wait

[novel oasis]

We play against city in the community shield

[viscid roost]

we don't even need to win this

[median needle]

We're not even over the first half of the season

[viscid roost]

we just need to win the next game

and we're golden

[median needle]

But it's Inter

We need to assert

Domination

JUST LIKE THAT

[boreal jetty]

BINCK IS THAT MAN

[viscid roost]

ight im packing my bags

[median needle]

WE TURN THE SAN SIRO

INTO A LIBRARY

[viscid roost]

i'll wrap it up

[unique totem]

@viscid roost BROTHER

[slow vine]

mid season stats

[unique totem]

PLAY ON THE FIELD FOR ONCE

[viscid roost]

BRO I KEEP GETTING SUBBED OFF OR BENCHED

[median needle]

We're not even at January yet

[viscid roost]

they don't want me cooking

[boreal jetty]

We basically qualified so no worries

[slow vine]

oh

ok

[wet escarp]

what did I miss

[unique totem]

I’m calling it
@median needle Soon, you’ll get a player message of Hyper complaining about always being subbed off.

[wet escarp]

did I score

[novel oasis]

Made it into July of my sim

[slow vine]

update

[wet escarp]

@boreal jetty smh

[novel oasis]

New season

We got 2nd in the prem

[boreal jetty]

You scored once

[novel oasis]

Which means champions league football this season

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[median needle]

We got slaughtered

Jesus Christ

[boreal jetty]

Okay we got destroyed

[unique totem]

[wet escarp]

yeah

[novel oasis]

YO

WTF

[wet escarp]

:sob

[viscid roost]

we got cooked

[wet escarp]

aston villa too

😭

[unique totem]

4.7 bro

For once I’m equal with Hyp

💀

[viscid roost]

BY DIGNE?

[novel oasis]

This game is teasing me

[viscid roost]

DIGNE SCORED 2?

[novel oasis]

HELLO????

[viscid roost]

he never did that at barca

LMFAO

[unique totem]

BOLT

[viscid roost]

accept

[unique totem]

THIS MAN

[novel oasis]

Not in a million years

[wet escarp]

oh god

[median needle]

Well

Get well soon Bolt

I guess

[wet escarp]

we're cooked

💀

[boreal jetty]

We're 4 points on top

We got this

Speedy is racking those goals as an LB

[median needle]

@torpid iris Get well soon bro

[novel oasis]

Great value for a player like me

[wet escarp]

trully

[boreal jetty]

Wait....

[wet escarp]

ong

[boreal jetty]

Speedy is the current Roberto Carlos XD

Man scored free kicks

[novel oasis]

Bro

Istg

As soon as hype gets a transfer offer

[median needle]

THE NOTIFICATION

[unique totem]

Jenshin

[novel oasis]

I’m accepting

[median needle]

HAHAHAHA

[unique totem]

💀

[median needle]

HOW

I FORGOT THAT WAS ALREADY QUEUED

[boreal jetty]

LMAOOO

[novel oasis]

Oh no

We play city in the community shield

[wet escarp]

div

anyone but hyper

please

💀

[viscid roost]

i tojhught infin was actually playing me lw for a second

[wet escarp]

lets win something

[novel oasis]

Not even putting him on the bench this time

Don’t want him to sub in for anyone

[viscid roost]

YELLOW CARD RAH

@novel oasis i played dm instead of u and got a yellow

[boreal jetty]

Got a yellow lmao

[unique totem]

@viscid roost Where tf did it go wrong.

[viscid roost]

we both casemiro regens

brother

he didn't play me left back

[novel oasis]

NO WAY

WE WON A TROPHY

3-1

[viscid roost]

that's where it went wrong

[novel oasis]

BINCK SCORED

[boreal jetty]

GG's

And ofc

[wet escarp]

I love my internet

so good

[novel oasis]

that’s what happens when you put hype on the reserves

[wet escarp]

div put him up for sale

[novel oasis]

You know what

I just will

[wet escarp]

nah dont

😭

send him to shakhtar

[novel oasis]

Okay just so that I don’t get sacked

[wet escarp]

wait thats a decent team

😭

[novel oasis]

I have to sign 3 players born in South America

[wet escarp]

do it

sign messi :D

[median needle]

Your boy is back

[wet escarp]

nvm

[boreal jetty]

Yoooo @olive tundra scored :0

[wet escarp]

😭

[olive tundra]

Yay!

[viscid roost]

binck yellow as well

[boreal jetty]

Binck got a yellow

[viscid roost]

aint no way grindy scored before me

[unique totem]

Still better than you tho.

[boreal jetty]

XDDDDD

[unique totem]

[median needle]

CHAMPIOOOOONS

[novel oasis]

That’s some tragic stuff bro

[wet escarp]

did grindy score a hat trick-

[boreal jetty]

Grindy scored before Hype this is amazing

[viscid roost]

bro im washed

im quitting football

time to retire

[wet escarp]

nah I love this

[boreal jetty]

You're a fair defender dw

[wet escarp]

yeah

ure not awful

ure just built like a 5 year old

[viscid roost]

bro im literally

skrtel

div is always tired

and blud says i have bad stamina

[unique totem]

Hyp is literally just a superhero on the field.
With his side effect of a power being ultimate obesity

💀

[viscid roost]

☠️

ok

that's crazy

[novel oasis]

No way

I found a 49 rated player

With higher stamina than hype

[median needle]

WE ARE IN THE ROUND OF 16

OF THE CHAMPIONS

WAIT

SALAH

[boreal jetty]

Lezgooooo

[median needle]

WON THE BALLON D'OR

?????????????????????

[wet escarp]

NAH

[boreal jetty]

YOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

fair

[boreal jetty]

Deserved ngl

[novel oasis]

MY EGYPTIAN GOAT

[median needle]

SALAH WON THE BALLON D'OR

[novel oasis]

🦅🦅🦅

[median needle]

XDDD

[unique totem]

Everyone liked that

[novel oasis]

RAHHH

[boreal jetty]

Bolt is 91 rated holyyyyy

[novel oasis]

EGYPTIAN POWER STRIKES AGAIN

[viscid roost]

would've been me but

im just bad

[median needle]

Bring on Chelsea

[unique totem]

Just stop slacking and actually train with us already bro

[boreal jetty]

We're facing a good Chelsea side actually

[viscid roost]

i literally am

[novel oasis]

Okay signed 3 South American players all under 20 years

[median needle]

HYPER?

[viscid roost]

LMFAO

IM DEAD

[median needle]

THE DOUBLE YELLOW

[boreal jetty]

LMAO HYPE WHAT

[median needle]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[unique totem]

Hyp.

Brother.

[wet escarp]

HYPER

[viscid roost]

RAHHH

🗣️

[boreal jetty]

Hype overcooked

[median needle]

Bro fought with Kanté

[wet escarp]

ong

[boreal jetty]

Nah that's the one thing you shouldn't do

[viscid roost]

solid 3.4

[viscid roost]

no.

[wet escarp]

good job hyper

[viscid roost]

i had to do something to get attention

:Cappa:

[olive tundra]

If y’all need to make my age younger, I won’t complain

[boreal jetty]

United are 3rd, City are 5th, football heritage.

We got Benfica that's fine.

[median needle]

IT'S SO FREE

[wet escarp]

make her 50 infin

[olive tundra]

I said younger not older

[wet escarp]

thats hoping hyper doesnt throw

[unique totem]

He won’t

Fr this time

[viscid roost]

bro thinks he's ronaldo

[unique totem]

Hyp will carry this one match, trust

[median needle]

HAHAHAHAHAA

[boreal jetty]

The only position Hype was the greatest at was literally CDM

[wet escarp]

but we cant play hm cdm

we'll lose

[novel oasis]

First game of the season

Against brentford

[wet escarp]

let me open as striker

[viscid roost]

lemme cook

[wet escarp]

:D

[viscid roost]

play me goalkeeper

[novel oasis]

You’re staying on the bench

You have 1 on every single goalkeeper stat

You’re not playing goalkeeper

[viscid roost]

nah

[unique totem]

[viscid roost]

trust

[novel oasis]

If I play you gk

We’re conceding flippin 10

[viscid roost]

no we wont

trust the process

[boreal jetty]

What if the opposite happens XD

[wet escarp]

Div lemme cook

[boreal jetty]

That's the ordeal issue right now

[viscid roost]

exactly

[wet escarp]

as striker

[novel oasis]

It’s the first game of the season

I’m not playing you goalkeeper

[viscid roost]

u miss 100% of the chances u don't take

[novel oasis]

Maybe towards the end of the season

[viscid roost]

PLAY ME GK

[wet escarp]

open with me

[novel oasis]

Hype

I’m not taking the risk

[viscid roost]

IM DONE

THE SUBSTITUTE RB

SCORED A GOAL

[median needle]

90th minute goal hurts

[viscid roost]

BEFORE ME

[median needle]

Get good

[wet escarp]

NAH

[novel oasis]

We beat brentford

[viscid roost]

THE BACKUP RIGHTBACK SCORED A GOAL BEFORE ME

[novel oasis]

Cap scored

And binck scored too

[viscid roost]

im wrapping it up

[novel oasis]

Binck is actually that guy bro

[wet escarp]

2-0?

[novel oasis]

2-1

[boreal jetty]

Binck is the definition of "The best in both worlds."

[novel oasis]

Crystal palace next

[wet escarp]

of both?

[viscid roost]

im still not playing

☠️

[boreal jetty]

We need a win in order to stay on top @median needle

[unique totem]

Yeah, I ain’t Hyp, getting red.

💀

[wet escarp]

W

[median needle]

Well Bolt scored a brace

[boreal jetty]

Bolt brace lezgo

[viscid roost]

i got subbed....

[wet escarp]

bro fought with kante istg

[novel oasis]

WE TIED

[viscid roost]

CAN I NOT PLAY A FULL 90 MINS FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE

[wet escarp]

div

[novel oasis]

BECAUSE HYPE GOT SUBBED IN

[wet escarp]

just let me cook in the front

[novel oasis]

hype next game you’re on the reserves bro

[wet escarp]

we dont care about hyper

[viscid roost]

bro

play me goalkeeper

[wet escarp]

this is my season

[viscid roost]

u don't know me like that

[wet escarp]

this is my season hyper

[novel oasis]

YOU HAVE 1 ON EVERY GK STAT

[wet escarp]

shoo

[novel oasis]

IM NOT PLAYING YOU GK

[viscid roost]

bro

[wet escarp]

DIV FORGET HYPER

[viscid roost]

bruh

[novel oasis]

Sheffield got promoted

[wet escarp]

LET

ME

COOK

[novel oasis]

I’ll play cap striker against them

[viscid roost]

play me gk and w atch the masterclass

[wet escarp]

I NEED TO COOK SOMEHWERE BRUH

[novel oasis]

We’re 7th

[median needle]

Carabao quarters

[novel oasis]

I’m not playing you gk hype

[median needle]

Let's go boys

[wet escarp]

WE COOK

[viscid roost]

TRUST

[novel oasis]

@wet escarp I put you at striker against Sheffield

You didn’t score a single goal

Infi scored a brace

[wet escarp]

BRUH

[median needle]

We cooked

[viscid roost]

guys

[wet escarp]

hyper cursed me

[viscid roost]

better than bi-

[unique totem]

At least Hyp is scored higher for once

[boreal jetty]

Hype got 0.3 more

[unique totem]

He truly did it for once

[viscid roost]

i played a full 90 mins for once

[novel oasis]

Deadline day is here

[wet escarp]

I played for 76 mins

:(

[viscid roost]

flux up to 87

div

play me gk

[novel oasis]

David alaba to Newcastle???

[novel oasis]

Hype

No

[boreal jetty]

Liverpool need a loss

And we need a win

[novel oasis]

Next game against Leeds United

[viscid roost]

robbed off toty

im telling u

[novel oasis]

It’s time

Leeds United

Here we go

[viscid roost]

its time

to play me gk

[novel oasis]

You know what fine

But if we lose

You’re getting put on the transfer list

No joke

[median needle]

We got smashed

[viscid roost]

i did better than binck!!!

[novel oasis]

@viscid roost you got lucky this time bro

We won 2-1

[viscid roost]

SEE

I TOLD U

[novel oasis]

BINCK SCORING AGAIN

[boreal jetty]

Div scored before you lmao

[wet escarp]

who scored

[viscid roost]

IM THE BEST GK

[novel oasis]

7.2 rating

[viscid roost]

U SEE

[novel oasis]

Binck and bolt

[viscid roost]

7.2 IM LITERALLY THE BEST GK

[novel oasis]

CHAMPIONSSSS

[wet escarp]

div

[novel oasis]

IS OUR GROUP BAD?

LETS FIND OUT

[wet escarp]

since u played hyper goalie

[median needle]

It's fine

I'm carrying

[wet escarp]

its only fair if u play storm as a forward

[boreal jetty]

Not too boring

[viscid roost]

bro trust me, im literally sergi roberto

[unique totem]

Don’t.

Hyp

[median needle]

I will carry

[boreal jetty]

I have bad stamina

[viscid roost]

i'll score my first goal

[novel oasis]

I’m okay with that

[viscid roost]

in the cl quarter finals

[novel oasis]

Against AC Milan?

No way

[wet escarp]

nah

[novel oasis]

We need our best players

[wet escarp]

not milan

😭

[novel oasis]

Why do we play against AC Milan first bro wtf

[boreal jetty]

We back on top lezgo

[boreal jetty]

Bro we played Inter first as well

[severe obsidian]

Finally on top

[wet escarp]

ure sacked rena

[viscid roost]

i cant believe

[novel oasis]

You got sacked

Don’t even

[viscid roost]

woflie scored a goal

before me

[severe obsidian]

I DIDN'T

[wet escarp]

u did

[severe obsidian]

Im still manager

[novel oasis]

You did

[boreal jetty]

Serena is head council apparently lmao

[severe obsidian]

YO

[novel oasis]

Igbar is our new manager

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GO

Im head council

[viscid roost]

IGBAR IS THE MANAGER?

[boreal jetty]

Igbar is now manager

[viscid roost]

he aint even in the thread

what does @median swallow know about football

[novel oasis]

WE BEAT MILAN 3-0

[boreal jetty]

I'm gonna call it right now.

[novel oasis]

CLEAN SHEET FOR @gloomy siren

Cappo scored

AND SO DID FLUX

[median swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/regele-fotbalului-regele-regelemeulafotbal-regelemeulafootball-sefuluiyzsem-gif-25766031

[boreal jetty]

BROOO BINCK UP FRONT TOO GOOD

[median swallow]

RONALDO

[viscid roost]

2 yellow cards yk

[median needle]

Putting Binck in left wing was a good decision

[novel oasis]

Brother

😭

[viscid roost]

nah that's clearly aboubakar

[boreal jetty]

@unique totem You are that guy

[novel oasis]

Bro

I’m being genuine

Binck is the top scorer for our club this season

[unique totem]

TF IS MISSING 🗣️🦅🦅

[novel oasis]

And he’s a center back btw

[median swallow]

I will get us to the top

[viscid roost]

div

[median swallow]

I am the best manager

[median needle]

Your season*

[viscid roost]

play me gk

[wet escarp]

bolt me and flux?

[novel oasis]

Yes

[novel oasis]

Myb

Lord

We play Tottenham again

[median needle]

Aight lads

January

Anyone wanna look at player stats

[boreal jetty]

Oh boy, January Window

[novel oasis]

Oh wait no we don’t

[wet escarp]

sure

[novel oasis]

We played hartlepool before them

And won 4-3 on penalties in the EFL cup

Now we play Tottenham

[median needle]

Lads

Stats

@slow vine

Your chance to come look

I will only log the stats until the end of the season

[boreal jetty]

How we doing here right now

[viscid roost]

i have

[novel oasis]

2-1 against Tottenham

[viscid roost]

a singular assist

[novel oasis]

Lmfaooo

[median needle]

And 5 clean sheets

[viscid roost]

for reference

huffle has played 4 games

that's 14 games less than me

[median needle]

Wait

[viscid roost]

but he has more assists

[novel oasis]

That’s crazyyy

[boreal jetty]

Look at Binck's stats rq

[median needle]

This is better

[viscid roost]

@unique totem we up to 87.

[median needle]

And more detailed

[novel oasis]

We play FC Twente in the CHAMPIONS LEAGUEEE

[viscid roost]

shock

[boreal jetty]

7 G/A as a CB @unique totem

[wet escarp]

holy

[unique totem]

I’m superior

[novel oasis]

I’m playing binck striker this game

[unique totem]

🗿👍

[viscid roost]

div

play me st

[wet escarp]

no

we lose

[novel oasis]

LAST TIME I DID THAT

YOU DIDNT SCORE

[viscid roost]

play me gk

[novel oasis]

AND GOT SUBBED OFF

[boreal jetty]

19 G/A for Speedy jeez man

[slow vine]

i cant

[novel oasis]

Nuh uh

[median needle]

Aight

[novel oasis]

Wait

[median needle]

Later then

[slow vine]

shock

[median needle]

Are y'all looking at this

[viscid roost]

just play me on the pitch

[median needle]

Or no

[novel oasis]

Bruno Fernandes for player of the month????

wtf is this game

[boreal jetty]

I'm looking right now

[wet escarp]

nah infin continue with the games fr

[slow vine]

say mine

[boreal jetty]

Speedy is goated right now

[slow vine]

👍

[boreal jetty]

14 G/A

[median needle]

26 games 10 goals 4 assists 1 yellow

[novel oasis]

Played binck at striker and he didn’t even score

Tai scored then I scored

[slow vine]

ew

[novel oasis]

We win 2-1

[slow vine]

ew

im so bad

wtf

[viscid roost]

wdym ew

[novel oasis]

Skill issue

[wet escarp]

issoke im a bad cm

[slow vine]

i need more assits

[unique totem]

Ay, it ain’t Hyp at least

[viscid roost]

@median needle whats my avg rating

[slow vine]

im messi regen

[novel oasis]

We play Brighton

[boreal jetty]

Yo let Cappo cook in CL

[novel oasis]

Here we go

[torpid iris]

yo

[unique totem]

(Love you boo-boo Hypy)

[slow vine]

thats a low bar to beat binck

[torpid iris]

i wasnt planning on opening discord

[viscid roost]

6.5

ight

[torpid iris]

but hi

[wet escarp]

64 hyper

[novel oasis]

@torpid iris you missed so much

[viscid roost]

wrap it up

[wet escarp]

oh

[boreal jetty]

Sup Bolt

[viscid roost]

its a wrap

[torpid iris]

i know

[viscid roost]

im done

im retiring

hanging up the boots

[wet escarp]

good

[novel oasis]

@torpid iris on my sim, you got a bruised rib injury last season

[median needle]

Who else wants their stats

[torpid iris]

getting injured and scoring a brace was all i saw

[wet escarp]

poor guy

[unique totem]

@median needle Gotta see mine

[torpid iris]

me if there are any

[torpid iris]

damn

[olive tundra]

Yes pls

[novel oasis]

1-1 against Brighton

Kermit scored

[torpid iris]

sounds painful

[wet escarp]

div Im literally the best forward of all time

[unique totem]

Mad chilling

[slow vine]

istg if i got less g/a thanbinck

[novel oasis]

LMFAOOO

TEN HAG GOT SACKED

HAHAHA

[boreal jetty]

This sim, came back from 10 day concussion injury, scored 2 braces.

[median needle]

19 games 9 goals 2 yellows

[torpid iris]

damn

[median needle]

7.4 average

[slow vine]

oh thank god

ok

[wet escarp]

whats my average

[torpid iris]

very mid, interesting

[median needle]

6.5

[viscid roost]

cap aint even indian

[wet escarp]

fair

[gloomy siren]

IM SO BACK?

[slow vine]

where we in the league and champions league

[median needle]

R16 CL

Top 3 PL

[novel oasis]

YEAH BROO

[wet escarp]

guys I cook in the cl

[boreal jetty]

@median needle Let me look at mine again for the avg

[wet escarp]

trust me

[olive tundra]

Just from curiosity... What does app mean?

[viscid roost]

first and got qualified to R16

[gloomy siren]

WE ARE SO BACK

[median needle]

Appearances

[novel oasis]

Appearances

[slow vine]

how far from first

[median needle]

Games played

[median needle]

Gotta check

[slow vine]

oh

[median needle]

Not far

[olive tundra]

Gotcha. ty

[slow vine]

who we got for ro16

[novel oasis]

YOU HAVE 5 CLEAN SHEETS

[median needle]

Benfica

[slow vine]

oh damn

[viscid roost]

benfica

i think

[gloomy siren]

I beg your pardon

[boreal jetty]

@slow vine Speedy has more G/A than you as a LB

XD

[unique totem]

Today’s joke, Hyp’s appearances.

[median needle]

Don't gaslight him

[unique totem]

☠️

[novel oasis]

Yeah man

[novel oasis]

He does on my sim

[slow vine]

im not even shocked or mad

[novel oasis]

Had to play him more to get his morale up