#SSundee FC

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median needle
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You're the first one who'd get a red card

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On the team

viscid roost
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Listen yeah

timber dagger
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LMAO tru

viscid roost
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So yk what it is

timber dagger
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Damn 86

viscid roost
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Basically yeah, had to be the first to do something

timber dagger
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Didn't know it was that high

viscid roost
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DUDE MY RATING IS A VIOLATION WHY AM I EVEN STARTING

timber dagger
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Ur the best rb

median needle
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Because I chose the 11

timber dagger
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☠️

viscid roost
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Play me dm bro

median needle
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No

viscid roost
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I'm literally Sergio busquets

median needle
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Exactly why

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I won't

timber dagger
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HAHAHA

viscid roost
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And by the looks of it, I've prolly got the pace of busquets as well

median needle
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Nah you're faster

viscid roost
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AY WDYM U WON'T, BUSQUETS IS THE GOAT

median needle
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Nah

viscid roost
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Bruh

median needle
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You brought this on yourself

viscid roost
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There's no way

median needle
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There's yes way

viscid roost
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I'm literally joshua kimmich

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Brother surely my potential is atleast like 85 ish

median needle
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You are the equivalent of Luke Shaw playing right mid

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But better

viscid roost
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😭Nahhh

median needle
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So accept it

viscid roost
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I'm getting violated here

median needle
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Your fault bro

viscid roost
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☠️

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Ight mb gang

median needle
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It's g

viscid roost
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On a real tho, sub me off, play like idfk, somebody else

median needle
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We don't judge

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Nah we good

viscid roost
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Oh I'm the highest rated rb ☠️

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Nah it's a wrap

median needle
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You're the only RB

viscid roost
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Their left wing running us down

median needle
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As a primary role

viscid roost
median needle
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Ah yeah

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I forgot about her

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LMAO

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But yes

viscid roost
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☠️

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So you're telling me I got in the squad not cos i was good, but cos the others were just bad

median needle
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We cook something later Idk maybe another Premier League campaign or something

viscid roost
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That's crazy

median needle
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Just depends on

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Whatever people wanna do

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We're title holders from last time so we have to defend it

viscid roost
median needle
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Okay buddy

novel oasis
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IN THAT CDM POSITION TO BREAK LEGS

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🦅🦅🦅

median needle
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I'll make sure you're the one

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That's gonna lift it

viscid roost
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Honestly bro

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I'll take it

median needle
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Posing with the Papa John's trophy

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That's next level

viscid roost
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Play me dm and watch me carry bro ong

median needle
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Dude

novel oasis
viscid roost
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Dude honestly?

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Loan me out

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Trust

novel oasis
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Nah ykw

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I got an idea

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I’m actually gonna stop being lazy

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And try to do a sim asw on Saturday

wet escarp
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Not happening

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Im calling it

novel oasis
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I’ve been hitting the gym recently

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Which means I’ll acc do it

median needle
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Or you can just ask me to do it lmao

severe obsidian
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😭almost all the subs r rated more than hyper lmaoooo

median needle
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Yea

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xd

severe obsidian
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Poor hypah

viscid roost
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Bro i got done dirty

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I did it to myself but

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☠️It's rough out here fam

novel oasis
median needle
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When do you guys wanna run a campaign

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Let me know and we can cook up something

severe obsidian
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Letsgooooooo

cobalt dagger
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let us cook

wet escarp
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we are cooking?

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:O

viscid roost
median needle
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Yea okay bro

median needle
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Fantastic

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My controller doesn't want to turn on

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Actually nvm

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Saved

severe obsidian
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geegee

median needle
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I'll do a campaign when everyone is around

viscid roost
novel oasis
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I’ll actually do it this time

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Trust

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On Saturday

median needle
torpid iris
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LMAO

torpid iris
novel oasis
wet escarp
novel oasis
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Actually

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I’m can’t do it on Saturday

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Got plans

viscid roost
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Div bro if it was up to you it'd never happen

viscid roost
olive tundra
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ConfusedAnime Why not just post a vid of it if one can record it? No one’s schedule will perfectly match.

severe obsidian
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smile guys let's do it on Saturday

novel oasis
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But

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I’ve used up all 600 gb of storage on PS5

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I have no space left

timber dagger
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it didnt happen in the end 😔

viscid roost
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blud actually pulled a div

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holy

wet escarp
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ping the lad and put him on trial

severe obsidian
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Crazy

novel oasis
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My influence is crazy

torpid iris
novel oasis
torpid iris
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lmao

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its alr

slow vine
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crazy this like when yhe friend group plans a trip

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💀

novel oasis
timber dagger
viscid roost
severe obsidian
torpid iris
median needle
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Okay

hard relic
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we back?

median needle
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We are

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So back

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2nd Premier League campaign

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We defend our title

novel oasis
median needle
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@viscid roost You're missing out

hard relic
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when are ustarting

median needle
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I can start whenever I want

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It's up to people to show up for this one

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Aight time to have some fun

hard relic
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alr

median needle
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Matchday 1

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Liverpool

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xd

opal heath
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What is happening

hard relic
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oh no

viscid roost
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You're doing me dirty by not playing me as a sweeper role man

novel oasis
hard relic
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not liverpool in first match

median needle
viscid roost
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BRO IM LITERALLY HIM

novel oasis
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🙏

median needle
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I swear

viscid roost
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Yeah

median needle
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If we lose to Liverpool

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AT HOME

viscid roost
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I'm better than isagi

median needle
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I will blame it on you

novel oasis
opal heath
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Wth is happening!!

median needle
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Anyways here we go

hard relic
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alr alr

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let's see

median needle
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Okay

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We tied

viscid roost
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HOW IS IT MY FAULT

median needle
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2-2

hard relic
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okay

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who scored

novel oasis
median needle
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Cap 14'

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Arnold 20'

viscid roost
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It's your loss for not playing me st

median needle
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Salah 59'

viscid roost
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Arnold who?

median needle
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Speedy 81'

hard relic
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yooo cappo

novel oasis
median needle
novel oasis
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🙏

viscid roost
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Oh Trent

median needle
hard relic
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bro speedy is cracked

median needle
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At 26'

hard relic
novel oasis
median needle
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xdd

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HAHAHAH

novel oasis
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Fraudulent activity

viscid roost
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play me goalkeeper bro im finna score a hattrick

viscid roost
median needle
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WHAT

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IS THIS CALENDAR

viscid roost
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Scored from open play instesd

median needle
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WHY ARE WE PLAYING

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CITY

novel oasis
novel oasis
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Play me against city bro

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I’ll break every single player

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🙏

median needle
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Well

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Looking at fitness

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Everyone is fit

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So we go

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Away v City

novel oasis
viscid roost
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That's big

median needle
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Yes

novel oasis
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Shocking

viscid roost
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DIV SHUT UP

median needle
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Surprisingly

viscid roost
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😭

median needle
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LMAO

viscid roost
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PLAY ME at cb

hard relic
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who scored

viscid roost
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Trust

median needle
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Okay

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We lost

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Blame @viscid roost

novel oasis
viscid roost
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WDYM

median needle
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3-1

novel oasis
median needle
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Bolt 3'

viscid roost
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U AIN'T PLAYING ME AT RIGHT DEFENSIVE WINGER

hard relic
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wow

median needle
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Sterling 15'

hard relic
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bolt

median needle
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De Bruyne 62'

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Gundogan 81'

novel oasis
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Oh my god bro

viscid roost
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This game is cap

hard relic
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we got destroyed

viscid roost
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Gundo ain't even playing for city

median needle
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Yea we got rolled

novel oasis
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It’s fine bro

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We will win the next one

viscid roost
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Yeah if u play me at cdm u will

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🥱

novel oasis
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Your stamina is awful

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💀🙏

median needle
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Yeah

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Give me a sec

viscid roost
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Loan me bro

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Trust

median needle
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Okay boys

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Matchday 3

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Home v Leicester

novel oasis
median needle
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Everyone is fit

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We go

median needle
viscid roost
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Including me?

median needle
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Including you, yes

novel oasis
median needle
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1-1

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Taifu 29'

viscid roost
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I must've scored

median needle
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Vestergaard 89'

viscid roost
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VESTEGAARD?

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😭Nahhh

median needle
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He came on

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At 76'

novel oasis
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That’s on hype tbh

median needle
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Just to score that late

novel oasis
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🙏

viscid roost
median needle
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But it is

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Why didn't you defend better

novel oasis
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Probably got tired on 10th minute

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💀🙏

viscid roost
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BRO

median needle
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No one was on TOTW

viscid roost
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Yall are doing me dirty man I'm literally ruud guillit

median needle
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No one from us was nominated for August POTM

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September we go

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3 games 2 draws 1 loss

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We are sitting at 16th place

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Again

novel oasis
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😭🙏

median needle
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Blame @viscid roost

viscid roost
novel oasis
median needle
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Bolt is scoring

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So we are fine

novel oasis
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Crazy bro

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😭

median needle
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LMAOOOOO

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NAH

viscid roost
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BRO

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NAH

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😭

median needle
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@unique totem Cook this guy for us

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Anyways

hard relic
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how did i not score yet

median needle
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Matchday 4

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Away v 5th place Arsenal

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Surely we win

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Right

viscid roost
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Yeah

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Ez win

median needle
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Everyone is fit

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Again

novel oasis
median needle
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We go

viscid roost
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Yo lesgo my stamina is peak

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🗣️

median needle
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WAIT

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LMAOOOOO

unique totem
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Are we actually back

hard relic
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did we lose?

median needle
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WE WON

unique totem
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WE ARE BACK??

median needle
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BUT THE SCORE

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hard relic
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oh

novel oasis
viscid roost
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Seee i told u we would

novel oasis
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💀🙏

hard relic
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wat's the score

median needle
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We won

hard relic
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tell us

median needle
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5-1

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At the Emirates

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XDDDD

hard relic
viscid roost
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Div bro shut up ill brexit tackle and break both your kneecaps

novel oasis
median needle
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Arsenal opened the scoring

hard relic
median needle
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Smith Rowe 24'

novel oasis
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I’m fully healed bro

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🙏

median needle
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I equalize at the 31'

hard relic
viscid roost
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Not for long buddy

median needle
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Binck gives us the lead at 53'

novel oasis
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🙏

unique totem
median needle
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Bolt 62'

unique totem
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☠️

viscid roost
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Nah I'm catching u dw

median needle
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Rock 71'

novel oasis
median needle
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Div 79'

viscid roost
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Binck

novel oasis
viscid roost
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I thought we were in the same team

novel oasis
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🦅🦅🦅

unique totem
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Love you bro

hard relic
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damn bro where is bolt getting all the motivation from

median needle
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They got

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Slaughtered

hard relic
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it's scary

median needle
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So hard

novel oasis
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Me scoring against Arsenal is crazy icl

median needle
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5 different goalscorers

viscid roost
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Honestly I'd score too if i was played at St

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🥱

median needle
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Hyper

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You got subbed off

novel oasis
median needle
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At the 61'

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xd

viscid roost
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See now that's just cos u gotta give the worse players a chance

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You feel me?

hard relic
hard relic
median needle
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Bolt was MOTM

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That game

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9.5 rating

hard relic
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gg

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@novel oasis bro it scares me

median needle
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Just under him was Div

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9.4

novel oasis
hard relic
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all a sudden bolt getting all the motivation

novel oasis
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CASEMIRO REGEN

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🦅🦅🦅

median needle
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Only 9s in the game

unique totem
median needle
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We go next

novel oasis
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🙏

median needle
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We jump to 9th place

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From 16th

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With that win

hard relic
unique totem
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💀

median needle
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Binck, Div, Taifu and Bolt were all named on the TOTW

novel oasis
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CASEMIRO REGEN ONG

unique totem
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YOO

novel oasis
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🦅

hard relic
unique totem
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Nah, I’d win.

hard relic
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watch me join yall next week

median needle
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Okay boys

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Matchday 5

hard relic
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okay

median needle
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Home game against last place Watford

novel oasis
novel oasis
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At least 3-0

median needle
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Team is fit

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We go

hard relic
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ez win

unique totem
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Hyp goal we trust

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🙏

median needle
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Draw

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2-2

hard relic
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no way

unique totem
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Nvm

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I blame @viscid roost

median needle
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Bolt opened the scoring at 2'

novel oasis
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How do we go from battering Arsenal 5-1 to 2-2 against watford

hard relic
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BOLT MAN

unique totem
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2???

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Dawg

median needle
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Minute 2

hard relic
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bolt's scoring like crazy dwag

novel oasis
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Where he getting this motivation from

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☠️

median needle
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They equalized at 17' with Dennis

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Then they got the lead on the 71' with King

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Speedy missed a pen at the 81'

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Again

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And man like Bolt

unique totem
novel oasis
unique totem
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BOLT

hard relic
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NAH BOLT

median needle
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Saves the game at the 82'

hard relic
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bro's gonna score even before the match starts

novel oasis
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@torpid iris where you gettin this from bro 😭🙏

hard relic
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bolt got the pre-game goaling skills

median needle
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Bolt MOTM with a 9.0

novel oasis
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Bolt for player of the month

hard relic
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bro's on fire

median needle
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No one was named on the TOTW

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Bolt got robbed

hard relic
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ok

median needle
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GG

novel oasis
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L EA

unique totem
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Free Bolt

median needle
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We drop from 9th to 12th

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Anyways

hard relic
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no way

median needle
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Matchday 6

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Away game v 1st place Everton

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Yeah I'm as surprised

novel oasis
hard relic
median needle
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Team is fit

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We ball

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Big game

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Another draw

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2-2

novel oasis
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We’re trash wtf

median needle
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Bolt opens the scoring

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26'

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They equalize with Allan at 40'

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They take the lead with Calvert-Lewin at the 73'

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And who else to save the game

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Bolt at 81'

novel oasis
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No way

hard relic
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don't tell me

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NO WAY

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BOLTY

median needle
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Bolt man of the match yet again

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8.7

novel oasis
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Bolt for team of the year

hard relic
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@torpid iris ur life sentence has been reduced

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infin did we drop down in ranks?

novel oasis
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You know what

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I got an idea

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For no reason at all

hard relic
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what's ur idea

novel oasis
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I’m gonna start a sim as well, except all of us are gonna have 99 stats

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On everything

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And see if we can win it all

hard relic
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😭

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u are gonna get transferred again div

novel oasis
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Not this time

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Trust

hard relic
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alr

novel oasis
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I’m literally Sir Alex Ferguson

hard relic
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watch urself get transferred

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infin went offline

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ig that's it for today

novel oasis
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I js needa redownload fifa 23

median needle
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Let me check

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Wait

novel oasis
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Which may take a few hours

median needle
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We go from 12th to 10th

viscid roost
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Play me as the substitute left mid

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Trust

median needle
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Also

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Bolt is the top scorer

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With 6 goals

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Bolt is the only one to be named in the TOTW

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He also got nominated for the September POTM award

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He is up against Chilwell, Almirón, and Harry Kane

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@torpid iris Shame you're not here

novel oasis
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If bolt gets robbed of potm

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I’m raiding EA’s headquarters

viscid roost
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I'm getting robbed ngl

median needle
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xd

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Bro

viscid roost
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And i can't chase em cos of my stamina

median needle
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Let me see if you actually

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Contributed

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In any way

hard relic
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so today
cap-1
speedy-1
bolt-7
tai-1
infin-1
binck-1
div-1
rock-1

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how did bolt score 7

novel oasis
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It’s downloading .

IMG_8780.jpg
median needle
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He is just better

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@viscid roost

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You played

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6 games

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And did nothing

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And you're averaging

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A 5.8

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Stop talking

hard relic
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lmao

viscid roost
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😔

median needle
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xd

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Anyways

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Matchday 7

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We are 10th

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And we play a 9th place Burnley away from home

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Team is fit

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We ball

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Okay not even close

novel oasis
hard relic
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did we win?

median needle
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4-2 win

novel oasis
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Who scored

median needle
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I open the scoring at 10'

hard relic
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okay

median needle
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They equalize with Rodriguez at 13'

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Bolt gives us the lead at 49'

hard relic
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BOLT AGAIN

median needle
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Rodriguez comes back go equalize at 68'

novel oasis
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Bolt is going crazy

hard relic
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rodriguez damn

median needle
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But I ain't having none of it

novel oasis
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Making the league look like farmers

median needle
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I score at the 72'

hard relic
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LESS GOO INFIN

median needle
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And Rock seals it

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At the 88'

novel oasis
hard relic
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yessir

median needle
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I take the MOTM award

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With a 10

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LMAO

novel oasis
median needle
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I'm just that good

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I was the only one who got named for TOTW

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But on a good note

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BOLT WON SEPTEMBER POTM

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GG

hard relic
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gg

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bro clearly deserved it

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bro scored 8 goals

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lmao

novel oasis
novel oasis
hard relic
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div comeback when

novel oasis
hard relic
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in goals

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when u start goaling streak

novel oasis
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What do you want from me

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I’m a cdm

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Not a striker

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😭🙏

hard relic
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is bolt striker?

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i thought he's also CM

novel oasis
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My fifa is almost done

hard relic
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ok

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so u are gonna crack me up to 99 in all, right?

novel oasis
hard relic
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and rest is gonna be normal, right?

novel oasis
hard relic
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so i am gonna be the super player

novel oasis
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Everyone is gonna have 99 stats on everything

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Except hype

hard relic
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ok

novel oasis
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I’ll give him 2 on stamina

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But the rest 99

hard relic
novel oasis
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Okay

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Fifa 23 is done downloading

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We gotta pick a club to take over

median needle
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Anyways

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Matchday 8

novel oasis
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Oh nvm

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8 mins left

median needle
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We are 9th

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We play against 15th place Brighton

hard relic
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ez

median needle
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At home

novel oasis
median needle
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Same 11

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We ball

hard relic
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div u are jinxing it

median needle
hard relic
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we won??

median needle
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Okay we actually won LMAO

novel oasis
hard relic
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less gooo

novel oasis
median needle
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Bolt 55' 65'

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Welbeck 57'

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2-1

hard relic
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NAH NOT BOLT

novel oasis
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😭🙏

median needle
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Bolt MOTM

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9.4

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The only one on the TOTW as well

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Article inbound

hard relic
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ok

novel oasis
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Wait till I start a sim bro

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We winning the quadruple

median needle
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We jump to 7th

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Matchday 9

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Away from home against 2nd place Chelsea

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We ball

novel oasis
median needle
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GET

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COOKED

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LET'S

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GO

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3-2 win

hard relic
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less goo

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close one

novel oasis
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Let me guess

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Bolt scored

median needle
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Me 13', Bolt 60', Div 75'

hard relic
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NAG BOLT

median needle
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Pulisic 44', Lukaku 86'

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Bolt MOTM

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9.2

novel oasis
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CASEMIRO REGEN BACK AT IT AGAIN

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🦅

median needle
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Bolt is the first to hit the double digit mark in terms of goals

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10 goals

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Top scorer

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Div and Taifu are trailing behind Sterling in terms of assists

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5 and 4 respectfully to Sterling's 7

novel oasis
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I’m literally Casemiro

median needle
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We jump to 6th

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Matchday 10

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Home game v 13th Leeds

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Same 11

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We ball

hard relic
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ok

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we'd win

median needle
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We did win

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2-1

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Cap 16', Speedy 74'

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Harrison 13'

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Cap MOTM

hard relic
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damn

median needle
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8.3

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No one made the TOTW

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October POTM shortlist

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Lukaku, Cresswell, Vardy, Bolt

hard relic
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watch me dominate in october

median needle
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Bolt won October POTM

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Two in a row

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XDD

novel oasis
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Bolt for toty

median needle
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Anyways

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November is upon us

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We are in 5th place

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10 games, 5/4/1

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We play away from home v 18th Brentford

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We ball

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2-0 win

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Me 23', Speedy 79'

hard relic
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damn

median needle
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Speedy MOTM

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9.4

hard relic
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speedy and infin with comebacks

wet escarp
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BRO I MISSED IT

hard relic
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cap

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hii

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bro bolt dominated

median needle
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Lmao

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Hi Cap

wet escarp
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helo

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I'm just reading the messages

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idek why Im this excited over texts-

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😭

median needle
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xd

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The win lifted us to 4th

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Speedy was on the TOTW

hard relic
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less goo

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4th

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we qualifying baby

median needle
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Matchday 12

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Home game v 18th Southampton

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3-2 loss

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Bolt 5', Taifu 71'

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Smallbone 9', Armstrong 57' 81'

wet escarp
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bro bolt is cooking

novel oasis
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How the hell did we lose to Southampton

median needle
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Idk

wet escarp
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the most unrealistic thing ong

median needle
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We're still 4th

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Matchday 13

wet escarp
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I'll take it

median needle
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Home v 12th Wolves

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1-0 win

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Taifu 77'

hard relic
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dang tai

median needle
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He got MOTM

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8.7

hard relic
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guys i need to score

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pass the ball to me

wet escarp
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no.

median needle
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Will check team stats when we hit 19 games

wet escarp
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Let me cook

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well

hard relic
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bolt doesn't cook bro

wet escarp
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I am cooking

median needle
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No one was nominated for November POTM

wet escarp
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be happy

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hyper is our baseline

median needle
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Anyways

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Matchday 14

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Away v 5th Newcastle

wet escarp
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we winning

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trust

median needle
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1-1 draw

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Speedy 67'

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Saint-Maximin 35'

novel oasis
wet escarp
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fair

novel oasis
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I have more goals than hyper

wet escarp
novel oasis
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💀🙏

hard relic
wet escarp
median needle
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We drop to 6th

hard relic
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he doesn't care, he's a moster

wet escarp
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Honestly if we play chelsea

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play hyper as a fwd

median needle
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We already did

wet escarp
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let him shine fr

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Awww :(

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Issoke

median needle
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Anyways

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Matchday 15

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Away v 4th Tottenham

wet escarp
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we drawing

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trust

median needle
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Fitness issues

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We're making adjustments to the starting 11

wet escarp
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alright

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hyper is tired?-

median needle
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Subbed out will be

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Div and Hyper

hard relic
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its always hype

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😭

wet escarp
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mhm

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😭

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we play wex?

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cdm?

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or do we have someone else

median needle
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Subbing in

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Pierogi and CR

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Dropping Rock to CDM

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Taifu dropping back to midfield

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We ball

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A very eventful game

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3-3

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Me 22', Speedy 70', Bolt 76'

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Son 41' 62', Davies 89'

hard relic
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where is rock

wet escarp
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cdm

hard relic
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why i ain't scoring

wet escarp
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same bro same

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did I score once?

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😭

median needle
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Yes

wet escarp
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did I get motm

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cuz lsdt time

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i scored

median needle
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Think so

wet escarp
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i got motm

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😭

median needle
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No one made TOTW

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Anyways

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Matchday 16

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Away v 4th United

wet escarp
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UNITED?

median needle
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United

hard relic
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no way

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man u

median needle
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Wait

wet escarp
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this is how uk its simulated

hard relic
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this is gonna be interesting

median needle
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Not away

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Home

wet escarp
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we'd better win

median needle
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Home game v United

hard relic
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man u vs man u ripoff

novel oasis
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Against United?

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Easy win

hard relic
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div

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watch us lose

median needle
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Here we go

wet escarp
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yeah

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ure cursing us div

median needle
hard relic
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it would be funny even if we win against man u

median needle
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2-1 win

wet escarp
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LESGO

hard relic
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NO WAY EVEN WE DEFEATED MANU

median needle
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Speedy 31', me 79'

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Varane 25'

wet escarp
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Rock we'll cook in the ucl

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trust

median needle
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I grab MOTM

wet escarp
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if we make it-

median needle
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8.6

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xd

novel oasis
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United are so trash

wet escarp
#

<3

median needle
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Speedy in the TOTW

wet escarp
#

LESGO

median needle
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Matchday 17

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Home v 12th Villa

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We are 5th

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Fitness issues again

wet escarp
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we are not cooking

hard relic
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not again

median needle
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Div and Flux will sit this one out

hard relic
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how many teams qualify again?

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which one are we playing

median needle
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This is just a Premier League campaign

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Not an entire season

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We'll do that one later

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Anyways

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We ball

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2-2 draw

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Me 42', Bolt 67'

hard relic
median needle
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Watkins 37', Bailey 89'

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Matchday 18

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Away v 9th West Ham

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No fitness issues this time

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We ball

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My god

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OH MY GOD

wet escarp
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WHATS WRONG

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DID WE LOSE?

median needle
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First of all

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5-1 win

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Second of all

wet escarp
#

oh

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hyper scored?

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:OO

median needle
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Speedy 6', Bolt 30' 71' 83, Taifu 52'

wet escarp
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HAT TRICK

median needle
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Vlašić 62'

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First hat trick of the campaign

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He grabs MOTM

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10

wet escarp
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BRO IS MESSI

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well Messi was cf

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but still

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smhmh

median needle
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He's cooking

wet escarp
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Yes

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he is

median needle
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Bolt and Taifu in TOTW

wet escarp
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lesgo

median needle
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Matchday 19

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We meet again

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Home v 11th Arsenal

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We ball

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3-3 draw

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Taifu 36', me 76' 79'

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Ødegaard 11', Lacazette 47', Martinelli 87'

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I grab MOTM

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9.2

wet escarp
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for that brace ong

median needle
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No one makes TOTW

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And that's it

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First half of the campaign done

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We are 5th

wet escarp
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We have hope

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and hyper

median needle
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19 games, 9W-8D-2L

wet escarp
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we can be top of the league

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In hyper we believe prayge

median needle
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Team stats inbound

wet escarp
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aight

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How many reds do I have this time-

median needle
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As far as bookings are concerned

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No one is yet to get a yellow or red card

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In the team

wet escarp
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Stats time then :D

median needle
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Flux with 2 clean sheets in 18 games, 6.1 average

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Binck with 1 goal, 3 assists and 2 clean sheets in 19 games, 6.4 average

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Speedy with 7 goals and 2 clean sheets in 19 games, 6.7 average

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Hyper with 2 assists and 2 clean sheets in 18 games, 6.3 average

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Div with 2 goals, 5 assists and 2 clean sheets in 18 games, 6.5 average

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Cap with 2 goals and 3 assists in 19 games, 6.4 average

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Rock with 2 goals and 1 assist in 19 games, 6.2 average

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Me with 10 goals and 1 assist in 19 games, 7.3 average

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Taifu with 5 goals and 8 assists in 19 games, 7.1 average

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CR with 1 assist in 6 games, 6.4 average

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Bolt with 16 goals and 3 assists in 19 games, 7.7 average

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Storm with 2 clean sheets in 19 games, 6.5 average

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These are all the notable stats for whoever did something in a game

wet escarp
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LESGOO

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:D

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do we continue the session?

median needle
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Depends if others are around

wet escarp
#

ight

hard relic
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wow avg of 6.2

torpid iris
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WHAT

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YO

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NOO WHY RIGHT NOW

torpid iris
torpid iris
torpid iris
hard relic
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bolt

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ig ur bussiness is going well

torpid iris
torpid iris
torpid iris
torpid iris
torpid iris
#

AA

torpid iris
torpid iris
novel oasis
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Idk what I miss

torpid iris
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its actually crazy now

novel oasis
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But I’m gonna start a sim as well

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Where everyone is gonna have 99 stats

torpid iris
torpid iris
torpid iris
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@median needle @novel oasis @hard relic wanna know something funny? i was playing real life football as well while yall were doing this sim, literally you guys started when i started, all i practiced was dribbling and shooting the entire time

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XD

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@severe obsidian hi

median needle
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Lmao nice

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We'll continue later

novel oasis
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Almost done with storm

median needle
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Put the players in some club that has some good light blue kit

novel oasis
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New York City FC

median needle
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Okay