SSundee FC

[median needle]

1-0

[unique totem]

W

[severe obsidian]

YAYYY

[novel oasis]

LETS GO

[severe obsidian]

Oh

[hard relic]

who scores

[unique totem]

Bolt goal

[median needle]

MAN LIKE ROCK IN THE 26'

[unique totem]

We trust

[severe obsidian]

WHO'S THE W

[hard relic]

LMAO

[unique totem]

W

[severe obsidian]

OH

[novel oasis]

W ROCK

[severe obsidian]

WOOHOOO

[hard relic]

W ROCK

[unique totem]

@hard relic Keep some for us bro

[severe obsidian]

Oh ya

[novel oasis]

real

[hard relic]

bro i told u fr

[median needle]

SSundee FC lore

[unique totem]

LORE

[novel oasis]

TELL

[wet escarp]

LORE

[unique totem]

[severe obsidian]

@gritty tide when r u gonna give the SFC role to everyone here

[wet escarp]

TELL US

[hard relic]

its like an hour past midnight and i am here screamin

[severe obsidian]

LOREE

[median needle]

Unfortunately, Taifu did not win the award for November Player of the Month

[wet escarp]

SAME BRUH

[novel oasis]

NOOOO

[severe obsidian]

Sad

[hard relic]

😔

[unique totem]

BRUH

[hard relic]

sad

[viscid roost]

Did i do anything useful yet 😭

[median needle]

Lucas Moura grabbed it

[wet escarp]

AWW :(

[hard relic]

L LUCAS

[wet escarp]

u and i useless

[severe obsidian]

What abouts assists

[unique totem]

Being an extra sub?

[severe obsidian]

Who has most assists

[unique totem]

💀👍

[wet escarp]

i should be there bruh

:Sob:

[novel oasis]

i've scored 1 goal 💪

[median needle]

Unfortunately, no one from SSundee FC figured in the team of the week

[olive tundra]

At least you're out on the field

[severe obsidian]

sad

[severe obsidian]

OH

[median needle]

But wait

[wet escarp]

infin check assists fr

[severe obsidian]

IT'S THE FIFTEENTH

[unique totem]

WAIT?

[hard relic]

WAIT

[median needle]

Most goal involvments in the Premier League

[wet escarp]

WAIT??

[novel oasis]

IS ROCK

[wet escarp]

ONG

[unique totem]

YOOOO

[cobalt dagger]

YOOO

[wet escarp]

INFIN?

[severe obsidian]

OHHHH

[hard relic]

INFIN WITH W

[median needle]

It's Rock

[cobalt dagger]

MAJOR W FIR ROCK

[hard relic]

ROCKKK

[wet escarp]

W ROCK

[severe obsidian]

DAMNNN

[cobalt dagger]

YEAHHHH

[severe obsidian]

GEEGEEEE

[novel oasis]

MAN LIKE ROCK

[unique totem]

ROCKING THE COMPETITION

[hard relic]

WWWWWW

[unique totem]

[wet escarp]

W ROCK

[cobalt dagger]

LETS GOOOOO

[median needle]

13 goal involvements

[wet escarp]

LESGOO

[cobalt dagger]

HUGE

[median needle]

15 games, 7 goals, 6 assists

[unique totem]

JUST ROCKING

[cobalt dagger]

MAJOR WIN

[wet escarp]

GAHDAMN

[severe obsidian]

SHEESH

[hard relic]

YESS SIR

[wet escarp]

W

[median needle]

Rock has an average match rating of 7.5

[hard relic]

LMAO

[viscid roost]

Lemme cook bro put me up top

[cobalt dagger]

ABSOLUTELY SMASHING IT

[viscid roost]

Trust the process

[cobalt dagger]

fr 😭

[wet escarp]

real.

[cobalt dagger]

am i still injured

[wet escarp]

Us with our awfull finsihing

[severe obsidian]

Ok who has most assists

[unique totem]

Brother, even if you replace Bolt as striker, you ain’t doing nun 😭

Defender will score before u

[median needle]

Wex has recovered from her injury

[viscid roost]

I'M COOKING BRO U GOTTA JUST TRUST

[cobalt dagger]

YEAAHHHH

[median needle]

She is available for selection

[wet escarp]

W WEX

[viscid roost]

LESGO WEX

[hard relic]

yes replace me with wex

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GO

NO MORE INJURY

[viscid roost]

Drop her in for cap

[hard relic]

let her cook

lets see

[viscid roost]

:Cappa:

[median needle]

Okay boys

[wet escarp]

replace wex wimme

[cobalt dagger]

let me cook

[median needle]

Matchday 16

[unique totem]

Praying for Wex cooking arc 🙏🙏

BOLT AND WEX COOK

[median needle]

Home game v Manchester United

[severe obsidian]

COOK GOOD FOOD

[hard relic]

wex n i great team fr

[novel oasis]

uff

[wet escarp]

BOLT AND WEX COOKING

[hard relic]

NAH BRO I WANT TO PLAY THIS

let div n i play

[wet escarp]

WE WIN

[median needle]

The main 11 will play this game

[hard relic]

we want revenge

[unique totem]

W

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GO

[wet escarp]

Oh lord

[viscid roost]

Lesgo

[wet escarp]

💀

[hard relic]

W MAIN TEAM

[wet escarp]

LESGO INDEED

[median needle]

We drew

[viscid roost]

I'm gonna cook continental today baby

[median needle]

1-1

[cobalt dagger]

W TEAM

[hard relic]

DIV ISTG

[unique totem]

BRUH

[wet escarp]

issoke

[cobalt dagger]

NOOO

[severe obsidian]

oh

[viscid roost]

Nvm

[hard relic]

WOW

NO

[severe obsidian]

NOOOOOO

[unique totem]

Rock scored

[viscid roost]

Who scored

[unique totem]

[severe obsidian]

Better than losing tho

[wet escarp]

Rock scored

[median needle]

Rock in 48', Jadon Sancho in 76'

[hard relic]

HOW we drew

LMAO

[unique totem]

YUP

[severe obsidian]

LMFAO

[unique totem]

MADLAD

[viscid roost]

Ofc it's rock

[hard relic]

atleast i got my revenge

[wet escarp]

BRO WHAT IS THIS DUDES SHOOTING

[novel oasis]

@hard relic sharing is caring bro

[viscid roost]

@cobalt dagger why is United good in sims

[novel oasis]

he's literally a Beckham regen

[viscid roost]

Aren't yall like terrible

[hard relic]

buy my 220 mill player bro

[cobalt dagger]

IDK

[wet escarp]

FR BRUH

[cobalt dagger]

YES

[median needle]

SSundee FC lore

[unique totem]

Missiles.

[wet escarp]

LORE

[hard relic]

so top socrers are
8 by infin
8 by rock
3 by flux
3 by tai
3 by speedy
2 by binck
1 by div
1 by CR
1 by bolt

[unique totem]

LORE

LORE GENTLEMEN

[novel oasis]

we were awful in the 21/22 season

[wet escarp]

LORE

[hard relic]

me and infin tied up for msot goals

[median needle]

Unfortunately, no one in SSundee FC made the second team of the week of December

[wet escarp]

Aw

[unique totem]

BRUH

[wet escarp]

:(

[hard relic]

but i want to see wex play

[novel oasis]

sadge

[median needle]

Onwards

[severe obsidian]

D:

[cobalt dagger]

yea lemme cook

[median needle]

Matchday 17

[unique totem]

That ain’t a very Holly jolly Christmas celebration 😔

[hard relic]

come on

[wet escarp]

sub me off infin

[median needle]

Home v Aston Villa

[viscid roost]

Bro put me up top

[novel oasis]

EZ

[wet escarp]

let wex cook

[severe obsidian]

Make hyper striker

[median needle]

Several players look to be tired

[viscid roost]

Yall don't know the sauce I'm cooking with

[severe obsidian]

Joking

[unique totem]

NO

[hard relic]

cap i want to see u and wex cook

[unique totem]

Hyp tired

Calling it

[wet escarp]

I cant cook i have awful finishing

[hard relic]

i already know me and wex make great team

[median needle]

Players missing this game: Bolt, Taifu, Div, Flux, Hype

[unique totem]

[viscid roost]

DAMN

[severe obsidian]

How r these kids tired after a day worth of rest

[hard relic]

wow

[unique totem]

TOLD U

[viscid roost]

That's half the team

[wet escarp]

NAH HYPE

IM WHEEZING BRO

[hard relic]

^^ bro called it

[novel oasis]

Hype is always tired atp

[severe obsidian]

Fr

Lack of sleep

[wet escarp]

HOW DO U WANNA BE A STRIKER BRUH

[wet escarp]

im too aggressive for a cm

[unique totem]

Bro, Hyp probably does 2 amazing defending techniques, and calls it a day

[hard relic]

bro wants be the totw harry kane card

[unique totem]

😭

[severe obsidian]

HE'S GONNA RUN WITH A SCOOTER

[viscid roost]

Brudda yall ain't letting me cook

[novel oasis]

bro wants to be striker

[median needle]

Subbing for them are: CR, Wex, Gian, Wolfie, Hufflepuff

[hard relic]

W WEX

[viscid roost]

I gave myself way too little stamina

[severe obsidian]

Oh my God

[median needle]

Cap will play on the right wing for this game

[viscid roost]

☠️

[unique totem]

Yo stamina is ruining us

[hard relic]

LET WEX COOK

[wet escarp]

Oh lord

[torpid iris]

lmao

[novel oasis]

OOOO

[wet escarp]

will I cook?

[hard relic]

yessir cap with comeback

[viscid roost]

BRO I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT WHEN I GAVE MY STAMINA

[torpid iris]

did i score another goal after that

[severe obsidian]

Bolt

[wet escarp]

We shall see

[cobalt dagger]

im reading this MID WORK

[severe obsidian]

Ur in game

[novel oasis]

let cap cook

[severe obsidian]

no

[cobalt dagger]

DEFICATED

[hard relic]

WEX LETS SEE IT

[cobalt dagger]

DEDICATED

[median needle]

Here we go

[wet escarp]

I WILL COOK

[cobalt dagger]

IM COOKING

[torpid iris]

im not

[severe obsidian]

COOOKKKKK

[olive tundra]

I gave myself crap stats too.

[wet escarp]

COOOK

[severe obsidian]

U r.

[hard relic]

WHO WE COOKIN AGAINST

[wet escarp]

NO CLUE

[median needle]

We win against Villa

2-1

[wet escarp]

BUT WE COOKING

[torpid iris]

look

[hard relic]

W

[unique totem]

W

[novel oasis]

LETS GO

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[viscid roost]

Rock again

[hard relic]

who cooked

[viscid roost]

Prolly

[severe obsidian]

Who scored

[unique totem]

Let a defender homie score plz

[wet escarp]

rock prolly

[novel oasis]

rock scored both

[viscid roost]

Rock and Bolt

[median needle]

Speedy scored in the 23'

[unique totem]

Either that, or the 2 Rock goals

Oh

[hard relic]

let a defender cook

[severe obsidian]

W

[cobalt dagger]

SPEEDY COOKIN

[novel oasis]

W speedy

[viscid roost]

NAH SPEEDY AIN'T THAT GUY BRO

[hard relic]

oh speedy damn

[wet escarp]

SPEEDY IS HIM

[viscid roost]

I'M SCORING BEFORE HE IS

[hard relic]

speedy had good stats

[severe obsidian]

SPEEDY IS LB YA

[median needle]

Villa get one back, courtesy of Phillippe Coutinho in the 72'

But

[unique totem]

AND?

[median needle]

We ain't playing games

[novel oasis]

he scored like 2-3 goals

[wet escarp]

AND?

[median needle]

One minute later

Binck regains the lead

[wet escarp]

ROCK?

[viscid roost]

LESGO?

[median needle]

For SSundee FC

[hard relic]

W COMMENTETRY

[wet escarp]

LESGOOO

[viscid roost]

BINCK

[unique totem]

Brother.

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[hard relic]

BUNCK WWW

[viscid roost]

MA BOI

[hard relic]

BINCKKK

[viscid roost]

LESGO

[unique totem]

I simply was a little upset

[wet escarp]

MAH BOI COOKIN

[hard relic]

BINCKY BOIII

[unique totem]

I ain’t letting goals slide

[viscid roost]

PRIME VIRGIL VAN DIJK

[severe obsidian]

WWWW

[wet escarp]

No hyp no binck

[novel oasis]

W BINCK

[median needle]

SSundee FC lore

[unique totem]

WE SLIDING AND GLIDING INTO THE TOP 2

[hard relic]

so top socrers are
8 by infin
8 by rock
4 by speedy
3 by tai
3 by flux
3 by binck
1 by div
1 by CR
1 by bolt

[wet escarp]

LORE

[unique totem]

RAHH

[severe obsidian]

LORE

[unique totem]

LORE TIME

[hard relic]

major changes in the board

[torpid iris]

pls remove my name

[wet escarp]

infin check most assists when 😔

[torpid iris]

i dont want my name there

[unique totem]

[hard relic]

u scored

[unique totem]

Bolt, stop

[hard relic]

so no

[viscid roost]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

ITS HAPPY PILLS TIME

[severe obsidian]

Bolt

[wet escarp]

BOLT STOP

[severe obsidian]

Stop being emo

[torpid iris]

no

[viscid roost]

What happened to bolt why bro so cranky

[severe obsidian]

Genuine

[hard relic]

someone mute bolt

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GO

[torpid iris]

bros being useless

[viscid roost]

LMAO

[median needle]

I blurred out the actual club name

[wet escarp]

LESGOO

[unique totem]

[median needle]

It's New York City FC but we don't care about that

[hard relic]

now i am interested

[wet escarp]

Yuh

[viscid roost]

Bro im telling u, put me up top and we cooking fr

[hard relic]

alr fair

[median needle]

I only chose the club because of the jersey

[wet escarp]

all we care abt is cooking

[median needle]

Anyways

[novel oasis]

yeah, cooking insects

[severe obsidian]

Infin put hyper on top

[median needle]

Matchday 18

[severe obsidian]

Let him cook

[torpid iris]

lmao

[median needle]

We're halfway under the season

[severe obsidian]

Does he have enough stamina tho

☠️

[wet escarp]

hyper

[unique totem]

LET BOLT COOK

[novel oasis]

prolly not

[median needle]

And we have

[unique totem]

and Hyp.

[wet escarp]

U'll score more than me dw

[viscid roost]

BEO CAN I CHANGE MY STAMINA 😭

[torpid iris]

bolt is not gonna cook

[median needle]

Away game v West Ham

[severe obsidian]

LMFAO

[novel oasis]

EZ

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GO

[wet escarp]

Can i have better finishing

[hard relic]

|| 😏 ||

[wet escarp]

sob

[median needle]

Slight changes

Hype will play up top

[severe obsidian]

Leave

[wet escarp]

WEX IN

[viscid roost]

I'm out again

[hard relic]

blame sser fr

[unique totem]

YOOO

[viscid roost]

LESGO

[unique totem]

W

[wet escarp]

LESGO

[median needle]

Wolfie slots in at RB

[viscid roost]

WW AIN'T SCORING BOIS

[severe obsidian]

WWW

[hard relic]

damn alr

[torpid iris]

if hyper scores, im leaving.

[wet escarp]

WEX IN?

[severe obsidian]

AND WHAT DID I DO TO BLAME ME

[olive tundra]

Grindy's spent the entire season improving fitness.

[median needle]

Here we go

[hard relic]

lettin hype score

[torpid iris]

im not kidding

[novel oasis]

better than hype's fitness

[unique totem]

Hyp, carry us plz (Bro is getting injured, calling it.)

[severe obsidian]

LMFAO

[median needle]

W

[torpid iris]

if hyper scores, im out

[median needle]

2-1

[unique totem]

Or yellow card ☠️

[wet escarp]

bro getting a red card

[unique totem]

WWW

[viscid roost]

I'm injuring myself first min

[wet escarp]

WHO SCORED

[hard relic]

hype got red card

[severe obsidian]

Watch hyper fall cuz his shoelace was not tied

[olive tundra]

I'm changing all my stats.

[viscid roost]

WE WON THATS ALL I'M SAYING

[novel oasis]

WHO SCORED\

[median needle]

Flux opens the scoring in 46'

[wet escarp]

W

[unique totem]

W

[novel oasis]

W

[hard relic]

FLUX WITH A COMEBACK

[severe obsidian]

W

[median needle]

Speedy scores in 72'

[unique totem]

SPEEEEEEDYYY

[severe obsidian]

W SPEEDY

[median needle]

West Ham pull one back one minute later

[unique totem]

[hard relic]

SPEEDY BEING SPEEDY

[viscid roost]

All im saying is ww won

[novel oasis]

W SPEEDY

[wet escarp]

I have 0 goals gahdamn

[median needle]

CR picked up a yellow card

[severe obsidian]

OBVIOUS

[torpid iris]

same bro

[novel oasis]

bro has more cards than goals

[wet escarp]

Am I atleast getting assists

[median needle]

Okay guys

[torpid iris]

we doing so bad ( me and cap)

[median needle]

We're halfway into the season

[severe obsidian]

W

[median needle]

We are sitting in second place

[hard relic]

alr

[median needle]

WAIT NO

[severe obsidian]

WHO'S FIRSY

[wet escarp]

WE WIN

[unique totem]

Blud, stop crying and enjoy the view

[median needle]

WE'RE TOP OF THE TABLE

[viscid roost]

W

[median needle]

HAHAHAHAHA

[novel oasis]

LETS GO

[unique totem]

WWWW

[viscid roost]

LESGO

[severe obsidian]

OH

[novel oasis]

EZ

[hard relic]

LES GOOOOO

[torpid iris]

no view to enjoy

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

LESGOO

[viscid roost]

I prolly have 0 assists

[severe obsidian]

Infin tell assists

[wet escarp]

do i have assists?

[unique totem]

Ok spectator

[novel oasis]

i'm actually gonna find you

[severe obsidian]

Bolt

[novel oasis]

and feed you 4 dozens of happy pills

[torpid iris]

binck, i watch blue lock, idc about winning, i care about scoring as a striker

[wet escarp]

BOLT STOP BEING A CRYBABY

[torpid iris]

and thats not happening

[severe obsidian]

I'm literally not playing still happier than u

[hard relic]

bolt ik ur addresss

[median needle]

Okay

[viscid roost]

Ez

[unique totem]

HOLY W

[hard relic]

LESS GOO

[median needle]

Team stats time

[severe obsidian]

W

[torpid iris]

new york city fc

[novel oasis]

AVERAGE LIVERPOOL LOSING BY 1 POINT

[unique totem]

How tf is Chelsea not last

[hard relic]

WHY IS CHELSEA UP THERE

WHY IS FREAKING CHELSEA UP THERE

[median needle]

TEAM STATS

[severe obsidian]

OKAY

SEND

[wet escarp]

YEAH

[unique totem]

Buff Hyp stamina plz

[wet escarp]

STATS

[median needle]

Starting with Bolt

[unique totem]

BOLT

[torpid iris]

bolt would be at the bottom

[wet escarp]

BOLTO

[severe obsidian]

bolt

[hard relic]

bolt shut up

[torpid iris]

why bolt

[median needle]

18 games, 2 goals, 0 assists

[unique totem]

Bolt having those aggression stats increasing

[wet escarp]

W

[torpid iris]

see

big L

[severe obsidian]

YOOOO

[wet escarp]

W BRO

WYM

[viscid roost]

Blud is not our striker

[unique totem]

W

[severe obsidian]

Bolt

[hard relic]

wdym 2 goals,

[torpid iris]

the biggest L ive ever taken

[hard relic]

i missed one

[viscid roost]

Infin why don't u swap yourself and bolt

[hard relic]

ig

[torpid iris]

exactly

[torpid iris]

yes please

[novel oasis]

W bait tho fr

[torpid iris]

and sub bolt out

[wet escarp]

swap rock and bolt

bolt can play mid wimme

[torpid iris]

im not playing for bait 😭

[viscid roost]

LEMME COOK UP TOP BEO TRUST

[hard relic]

i recorded wrong ig

[median needle]

Y'all

[severe obsidian]

Bolt

Ur a good bait

[median needle]

Calm down

[hard relic]

bro's gonna get outrun by grandma

[wet escarp]

Who has the most assist

[severe obsidian]

But this isn't volleyball

[median needle]

CALM

DOWN

[severe obsidian]

I AM CALM

[unique totem]

With stick specifically.

[wet escarp]

We calm

[median needle]

Next we have Taifu

[severe obsidian]

WDYM CALM DOWN

[torpid iris]

i read that as calm clown

[unique totem]

TAII

[torpid iris]

👍

[median needle]

17 games, 3 goals, 2 assists

[hard relic]

guys shush let him cook

[unique totem]

W

[severe obsidian]

Nice

[median needle]

Next up

[viscid roost]

Not bad

[torpid iris]

even a winger is doing better than me

[median needle]

CR

[unique totem]

CR

[wet escarp]

shush bolt

[unique totem]

If he ain’t him

[torpid iris]

disappointing

[median needle]

13 games, 1 goal, 0 assists

[severe obsidian]

Cr has more yellow cards than goals he scored

[hard relic]

lmao

cr

[novel oasis]

how am i not dead last

[wet escarp]

W CR

[median needle]

Next up we have

Uh

Me

[wet escarp]

Im dead last

[hard relic]

how are u next up

[median needle]

17 games, 9 goals, 2 assists

[torpid iris]

no i am

[unique totem]

W

[cobalt dagger]

no me

[severe obsidian]

W

[wet escarp]

W INFIN

[hard relic]

damn

[torpid iris]

st, then wing, the cm

[novel oasis]

W

[severe obsidian]

Guys I'm dead last (I'm not playing)

[median needle]

Next we have JJ, who only played 2 games

[unique totem]

BRUH

[median needle]

Midfielders

[severe obsidian]

Bru

[unique totem]

☠️

[hard relic]

ok mids

[median needle]

We start with Cap

[novel oasis]

i genuinely forgor abt jj

[hard relic]

lets see

[wet escarp]

Rock cooked

[unique totem]

Cap

[hard relic]

cappy brother

[median needle]

17 games, 0 goals, 1 assist

[unique totem]

The man

[wet escarp]

I did nun

[severe obsidian]

One assist

[viscid roost]

1 ASSIST

[unique totem]

ONE WHOLE ASSIST

W

[viscid roost]

LESGO

[wet escarp]

Awful

[hard relic]

1 assist

W cap

[median needle]

Next we have Rock

[novel oasis]

AN ASSIST IS AN ASSIST

[torpid iris]

awful

indeed

[severe obsidian]

RARE CAPT W

[unique totem]

Rock.

God

[median needle]

18 games, 8 goals, 6 assists

[wet escarp]

hey i got more assists than hype ran miles

[severe obsidian]

DAMN

[hard relic]

lmao

[wet escarp]

GAHDAMn

[hard relic]

6 assist

[unique totem]

6 assists bro

[cobalt dagger]

W

[viscid roost]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

HUGE DUB FROM ROCK

[severe obsidian]

fr

[median needle]

Next up we have Wex, who only played 4 games

[viscid roost]

Bro can we like change my stamina 😭I'm not that bad i swear

[hard relic]

i was always a dub fr

[wet escarp]

I cant stop laughinh

help

[hard relic]

W wexxy

[unique totem]

Nuh uh

[severe obsidian]

bro I can't imagine how it would be if we'd use rock's old stats

[wet escarp]

can we change my finishing

😭

[median needle]

We don't blame Wex on anything, she was injured

[unique totem]

Slaughter.

[hard relic]

u mean my real stats

[viscid roost]

Just change my stamina the rest idc

[cobalt dagger]

real

[median needle]

Anyways

[torpid iris]

does wex have an assist

[median needle]

Div is next

[median needle]

No

[hard relic]

LMAO

[torpid iris]

i see

[cobalt dagger]

noo im bad fr

[wet escarp]

Move me to the left bro let me cook with infin

[hard relic]

LMAOOOOOO

[median needle]

Next up we got Div

[torpid iris]

us bro us

[olive tundra]

My newer stats are starting to reflect Striker

[hard relic]

still a W WEX

[severe obsidian]

I can't imagine if we used gian's old stats either.

[median needle]

17 games, 1 goal, 0 assists

[novel oasis]

1 goal is better than nothing 🤷‍♂️

[wet escarp]

W div

[median needle]

Next we have Hufflepuff

[viscid roost]

Not bas

[severe obsidian]

W

[viscid roost]

From cdm

[median needle]

7 games, 0 goals, 2 assists

[viscid roost]

Decent tbh

[severe obsidian]

Nice

[unique totem]

99 overall ong

[hard relic]

u either shut being depressed or u get yoinked

[median needle]

Alright

Full backs

[torpid iris]

what does getting yoinked mean

[viscid roost]

Oh no

☠️

[unique totem]

The Giants

[olive tundra]

At least y'all get the chance to be on the field. Period. My initial stats are soo poor that I can't even be subbed on.

[median needle]

First we got man like @viscid roost

[severe obsidian]

Nah bro I was dead when I saw 99 sprint speed and 98 acceleration in his stats

[unique totem]

HYP

[viscid roost]

NAH HELP

[wet escarp]

HYP

MORE ASSISTS THAN ME

[unique totem]

HYPE EM UP

[novel oasis]

getting sent to depression rehab

[median needle]

Hype played 15 games, no goals or assists, but has 4 clean sheets

[hard relic]

it means me typing my fav cmd

[severe obsidian]

YO

[viscid roost]

I'LL TAKE THAT

[wet escarp]

AYY

THATS SUM

[severe obsidian]

W

[unique totem]

[novel oasis]

4 clean sheets is 4 clean sheets

[torpid iris]

lmao

[hard relic]

W

[median needle]

Next we have Wolfie

[severe obsidian]

Something better than nothing

[hard relic]

@cap

[viscid roost]

We are not brexit and inshallah

[median needle]

8 games, no goals or assists, 2 clean sheets

[severe obsidian]

W

[median needle]

Next we have Pierogi

[unique totem]

I’m feeling some assists bro

[hard relic]

@wet escarp gts when?

[severe obsidian]

I don't think pie played

[median needle]

7 games, no goals, 1 assist, 1 clean sheet

[wet escarp]

i wont

skull

[novel oasis]

the bald polish guy

[severe obsidian]

WHAT

[torpid iris]

i see

[viscid roost]

Infin change my stamina somehow I beg

[wet escarp]

holiday tomorrow

[median needle]

Aight next up

We got Speedy

[unique totem]

THE GIANTS

[severe obsidian]

☠️hyper what even is ur stamina

[hard relic]

i prefer the one with funny mustache

[severe obsidian]

SPEEDY

[unique totem]

SPEEDBLITZERS

[median needle]

17 games, 5 goals, 3 assists, 4 cleansheets

[severe obsidian]

THE CBS

[torpid iris]

im done

[unique totem]

W

[viscid roost]

DAMN

[severe obsidian]

DAMN

[hard relic]

bro speed had best stats

[unique totem]

HIM.

[torpid iris]

true

[median needle]

Now we got the rocks in the back

[novel oasis]

@prime moon Massive W from you fr

[median needle]

Our CBs

[unique totem]

The man

[median needle]

We start with captain Flux

[hard relic]

W flux, he cooked hrd

[median needle]

17 games, 4 goals, no assists, 4 clean sheets

[severe obsidian]

W

[torpid iris]

yeah no

[unique totem]

W

[viscid roost]

Man like Van Dijk

[median needle]

Next we have Gian

[unique totem]

Flux airlines goes hard

[hard relic]

gian also cooked

[median needle]

7 games, no goals or assists, 1 clean sheet

[severe obsidian]

W

[median needle]

Last but not least

Binck

[severe obsidian]

The clean sheet matters

[viscid roost]

THE NATHAN AKE

[median needle]

18 games, 3 goals, 1 assist, 5 clean sheets

[unique totem]

I do a little assisting

[hard relic]

binck cooked the best

[severe obsidian]

DAMN

[hard relic]

bro scored

[unique totem]

[severe obsidian]

THE MOST YO?

[novel oasis]

LET HIM COOK

[viscid roost]

Nah binck that's solid

[hard relic]

5 clean sheats thoo

[torpid iris]

[hard relic]

3 goals

[wet escarp]

BINCK W

[severe obsidian]

5 cs

[olive tundra]

@median needle Can we plug these stats in for me instead, if possible?

[median needle]

Let's not forget Storm in between the sticks

[unique totem]

5 clean sheets are 5 clean sheets yo

[severe obsidian]

OH YA

[median needle]

Who played 17 games and got 4 cleansheets

[unique totem]

STORM APPRECIATION

[severe obsidian]

DAMN

[median needle]

Yeah I can do that in the next competition

[wet escarp]

STORM W

[viscid roost]

THAT'S OUR GOALI

[olive tundra]

Ty

[median needle]

And T who played one game

One game only

And he

[hard relic]

bro put her on CB cuz 69

[median needle]

GOT A CLEAN SHEET IN THAT GAME

[viscid roost]

LESGO

[severe obsidian]

WWWWWW

[novel oasis]

W T

[unique totem]

OUR GIANT

[torpid iris]

let me know if i do any good sometime

[unique totem]

MAN LIKE T

[novel oasis]

anyways

[viscid roost]

100% CLEAN SHEET RATE

[hard relic]

W T bro

[novel oasis]

i've gotta go

[severe obsidian]

Bye div

[hard relic]

100% clean sheets fr

[olive tundra]

What's Clean Sheet mean?

[severe obsidian]

I'm gonna go in 5

[torpid iris]

cya

[unique totem]

@gloomy siren The goat

[hard relic]

alr div, i will join ya

[hard relic]

saved opponent from scorin

[median needle]

MORE SSUNDEE FC LORE

[severe obsidian]

It means that a player saved other from scorin

[unique totem]

LORE

[torpid iris]

lmao

[severe obsidian]

TELLLLLL

[novel oasis]

LORE

[unique totem]

PAY ATTENTION, LORE

[hard relic]

wait i will hear the lore and leave

[torpid iris]

it does not involve me, so i leave

[median needle]

SPEEDY IS IN THE 3RD TEAM OF THE WEEK FOR DECEMBER

[hard relic]

WOWWW

[severe obsidian]

YO

[hard relic]

SPEEDYY

W

[severe obsidian]

SPEEDY COOKED

[novel oasis]

@prime moon HUGE DUB

[hard relic]

LET HIM COOK

[unique totem]

CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION

[median needle]

Okay boys

The second half of the season

Is upon us

[hard relic]

BRO COOKED

[median needle]

And the lore is thickening

[severe obsidian]

OKAY

[median needle]

The media is going wild

[wet escarp]

I will cook this time

[severe obsidian]

But I'm gonna go

[torpid iris]

@novel oasis bring the happy pills sometime here man

[unique totem]

LORE

[severe obsidian]

Adiós

[unique totem]

[median needle]

We're up against Arsenal in matchday 19

And the media is on to us

[hard relic]

THEY ALL SCREAMING MY NAMEEE

[wet escarp]

rock and i switch up places fr

[hard relic]

ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY

[severe obsidian]

Also capt just hit bolt with a shoe

[wet escarp]

aight

[hard relic]

cap hit me with the shoe

[severe obsidian]

OKAY I CAN'T LEAVE

[hard relic]

ok infin tell us

[viscid roost]

Bro put me up top again fr

[hard relic]

3-0 LMAO

[torpid iris]

sub me out fr

[hard relic]

WE WIN

[unique totem]

Our team finna hit the news big time once people leak Bolt’s happy pills

[severe obsidian]

Ok we win

[unique totem]

[median needle]

The main 11 will play the game

Home v Arsenal

Here we go

[viscid roost]

Ight

[hard relic]

oh

[severe obsidian]

W

[torpid iris]

bruh

[hard relic]

that's not the result?

lmao

[torpid iris]

no its not

[median needle]

3-2 win

[torpid iris]

lmao

[hard relic]

alr lets see

[unique totem]

W

[severe obsidian]

W

[viscid roost]

WHAT A GAME

[olive tundra]

LEZ GO

[hard relic]

LMAO 3-2

W

[viscid roost]

LESGO

[median needle]

This one is a hot one

[severe obsidian]

WHO SCORED

[median needle]

Really good game

[hard relic]

BOLT SCORED

[median needle]

Listen

[unique totem]

Jolly good show

[torpid iris]

i highly doubt

[hard relic]

alr

[torpid iris]

but listening

[median needle]

Arsenal opened up the scoring in 32' via Martinelli

[severe obsidian]

oh

[hard relic]

its infin hatrick, i can sense it

[unique totem]

Bolt redemption

[viscid roost]

Washed player

[unique totem]

Plz

[median needle]

But mere seconds away from that

I score in the same minute

[severe obsidian]

W

[hard relic]

YES INFIN

[wet escarp]

GAHDAMN

[unique totem]

W

[viscid roost]

LESGO

[median needle]

Tieing up the score

[unique totem]

Man’s on demon time

[hard relic]

10 goals by infin man

[median needle]

Binck gives us the lead in the 52'

[viscid roost]

Bro didn't let that slide

[severe obsidian]

WW

[viscid roost]

BINCK

[hard relic]

bro's goin for ballon do'r

[viscid roost]

MA MAN

[hard relic]

BINCK W

[unique totem]

I SLIDE AND GLIDE LIKE THAT

[median needle]

Lacazette equalizes for Arsenal in 56'

[hard relic]

BINCKY

[median needle]

BUT

MAN

LIKE

BINCK

GIVING US THE W

[hard relic]

BUT

[viscid roost]

BINCK

[unique totem]

NAHHH

[median needle]

IN 77'

[severe obsidian]

OMG

[viscid roost]

YO

[hard relic]

BINCKYYYYYYYYY

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

AYO

[hard relic]

OMG

[viscid roost]

HE'S JUST THAT GUY BRO

[wet escarp]

WE COOKING

[severe obsidian]

ABSOLUTE WINS

[wet escarp]

BINCK IS HIM

[viscid roost]

HE'S JUST THAT FREAKING GUY

[median needle]

HE IS HIM

[hard relic]

THE CROWD SCREAMS
BINCKYY BINCKY BINCKY

[unique totem]

DEFENDING AND VICTORY SENDING

[wet escarp]

BINCK FOR BALLON DOR

[torpid iris]

my net lmao

[median needle]

SSUNDEE FC LORE

THE MEDIA

[unique totem]

LORE

[hard relic]

alr cap its half past an hour into midnight

[viscid roost]

Binck in totw

[wet escarp]

u go sleep

[hard relic]

i will go to sleep i will catch up in morning

[wet escarp]

Im an insomniac

[wet escarp]

💀

[hard relic]

good night

[severe obsidian]

I'm gonna go too

[viscid roost]

Arsenal? Washed

[hard relic]

u tell me in dm how many i score later alr?

[median needle]

4th team of the week of December

[unique totem]

Next team? Squashed.

[hard relic]

i am on 8 goals, count from there

[unique totem]

[viscid roost]

Facts

[median needle]

Binck figures in the 11

[viscid roost]

Binck made it

LESGO

[median needle]

He made it to the TOTW

[unique totem]

I’VE BECOME THAT GUY

[torpid iris]

dont ping me even if i score 👍

i go sleep too

cya

[median needle]

I can simply stop and continue later

[unique totem]

Nah, we need Bolt appreciation any second now

[wet escarp]

NO

[torpid iris]

exactly

no

[wet escarp]

WE COMPLETE PL :(

[median needle]

It'd be weird to do stuff without a lot of people

[wet escarp]

or is everyone going

[unique totem]

This forum got me grabbing popcorn bro 😭

[wet escarp]

💀

[median needle]

Best forum of all time

[wet escarp]

bro i was laughing instead of doing maths

[median needle]

I'm in the top 5 scorers

I'm cracked in front of goal

[unique totem]

A joke that turned into a united celebration

[wet escarp]

truly the forum of all time

[olive tundra]

It’s been a fun forum

[wet escarp]

GAHDAMN

[unique totem]

We have topped forums like Genshin Impact in terms of activity, in hours.

[median needle]

I'm tryna make it y'know

[unique totem]

💀

[median needle]

xd

[wet escarp]

we really did

and its all thanks to me berating div 🙄

[unique totem]

Wait nvm, majority of forums have been passed in messages.

We are halfway from passing the Genshin Forum in total messages.

[median needle]

I'mma do one more game so we hit 20 games played

[wet escarp]

LMAAO

[median needle]

And we enter January

[olive tundra]

all of them

[wet escarp]

Yeah

[median needle]

It's December 29th rn

[wet escarp]

let me cook infin

[median needle]

Matchday 20

Away v Crystal Palace

Team is tired

[wet escarp]

dang

[unique totem]

Plz bro

[wet escarp]

hyp so lazy

[olive tundra]

Of course.

[median needle]

Almost everyone might get subbed off except Rock, Speedy, Binck and Storm

[unique totem]

Return of T?

BROO

[median needle]

He will return

Wolfie replaces Hype

Hufflepuff replaces Div

Gian replaces Flux

[wet escarp]

wex replaces me?

[median needle]

Yea

[wet escarp]

aight

[median needle]

CR replaces me

Captain armband goes to Binck

[wet escarp]

WE COOKING

[unique totem]

I cook

[olive tundra]

remember that my current stats have me unable to sub in at all