#SSundee FC
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Arsenal are doing worse than us
Obv
ok start the match infin
The same 11 will play the game
I hope that's a good sign?
Here we go
Guessing Chelsea is last place btw β οΈ
we shall pray
pls draw
@wet escarp if we draw I'll kidnap rock so u don't have to meet him
pls win
π
no
ight thx
LESGOOOO
3-0
YAT
WOOHOOOOOOOO
no
YAYAYAYAY
who scored
who scored
Goals from
cap stop copy me
Rock in the 22nd minute
ofc
oh
yessir
Me in the 57th minute
W infin
Flux in the 84th minute
W
YO
damn flux
W infin
π
I can check the stats
W
Isn't Tai on bench currently?
alr 2 goals from me, 2 goals from infin
he's our rw
I don't think so
we tie
Right
Matchday 5
who we playing
WOOHOOO
We're up against Watford
EZ WIN
Oh
At home
ok ez
Yeah we win
EZ WIN BRUH
ez win
rock be rockin pls
The same 11 will play the game
OKAY I'LL QUIT BEING A MANAGER IF WE LOSE
i have to be the top scorer
pls do quit anyways
Ok
who scored
Excuse me
I scored both goals
WOW
W
28th minute
Watford equalized in the 37th minute
And I clutch it
In the 87th minute
COMMON W
W INFIN
so top socrers are
4 by infin
2 by rock
1 by binck
1 by flux
Cap picked up a yellow card
ofc i did
LMAO
lmao
I punched rock in the face'
Cappo, you're not suppose to pick up any cards
After 5 games
Nah u threw a shoe at him
We are sitting in 7th place
Iβm surprised I havenβt got a card yet
valid yellow honestly
Oh.
With 8 points
excuse me, what color is ur goal
Nb
infin check stats
Decent enough though for standings. We're a new team after all.
fair, where's chelsea?
who got assists fr-
tai?
Dead last 
Where's Liverpool
its not decent π
Liverpool, City, Everton, United, Chelsea
Oh
CHELSEA?
HOW IS CHELSEA ABOVE US
CHELSEA BRO?
Hush. We're not dead last.
WE LOSIN AGAINST CHELSEA?
Our next game is against Everton
nah bro
They're 3rd
GUYS WE'LL RISE
HOW WE LOSING TO CHELSEA
DON'T WORRY
WE WIN
ez win
We're playing at their home
....
BOLT GONNA HATTRICK
The same 11 will play the game
TRUST BRO
We finna get some bodies and show these hands
Here we go
LET'S GOOOO

infin with hatric
Pray for goal
3-1
WWW
YAYAYAYAYAYYAYA
ok who scord
LES GO
W
Who scored
WHO SCORED
infin hatrick??
Speedy opened up the scoring in the 25th minute
YO
W Speedy
LESGO
W speedy
Taifu extended the lead in the 52nd minute
W speedy
Naicu
Richarlison pulled one back in the 68th minute
finally tai smh
Rare
W ROCK
W me
Div picked up a yellow card
Yeah it was prolly cuz capt hit him with a shoe he got his senses back
bro got better finishing understandable
let me change the leaderboard
ofc I did
Div
@novel oasis there u go

I have the worst finishing
Iβm literally a Brexit cdm
π
This win pushes us up
i am back yall
To the top 4
W
LES GOO
LET'S GOOOOO
NEXT MATCH
whats happening
so top socrers are
4 by infin
3 by rock
1 by binck
1 by flux
1 by tai
1 by speedy
We're in top 4
can you sell players
Our 7th game is against Burnley
WE WINNING
just remove me atp man
BOLT SHUT
No
BOLT WHY DO U WANNA SELL PLAYERS
Sell Div for getting a yellow card
just remove me man

EZ
no
BOLT YOURE LITERALLY BAIT
Quick squad change
remove me for not scoring any goal
EZ WIN
aight
wait guys hear infin out
Bolt youβre genuinely giving depressed vibes rn
more reason for me not to play
(but this isn't volleyball)
who getting benched
Pierogi will start the game over Speedy
i am depressed
aight
pie W alr
CR is getting a start over Taifu
Bring back Speedy 
like, im not scoring
whats the point of me
BOLT
why do i exist
Bolt
shush
Ur being bait and helping the team
ure bait
hear infin out
dummy
PLAY FOR THE TEAMMMMM
Here we go

u can't win solo
all defenders on you
"youre a baith" clearly none of you have played football
alr infin
IT'S ALWAYS A TEAMM
We're cruising boys
give us the W team
4-0 W
LMAO
W
DAMN
LET'S GOOOOOO
MASSIVE
Who scored
WE WINNING THE LEAGUE
did i score?
Bolt score plz
WHO SCORED
Div opened up the scoring on the 10th minute
PLS BOLT
Praying for bolt
Flux scored the second in the 67th minute
Prayge
flux??
Binck on the 78th
LESGO
π
Rock on the 89th
LMFAO
man
so top socrers are
4 by infin
4 by rock
2 by binck
2 by flux
1 by tai
1 by speedy
1 by div
LMAO
BRO WHAT ARE THESE CENTERBACKS
BOLT IT'S OKAY
π
@torpid iris How tf does a defender score before you.
i just wanna go
Wtf
Dutch CBs
atp idec if we winning or loosing
updated
THESE AINT CENTERBACKS BRO
i have no clue
Bolt
BRO FR
They are machines fr
Aight boys
THESE CBS HAVE MORE GOALS THAN I DO
8th game of the season
We're against Brighton
NO RENA
I think we need to change our CBs to Strikers.
At home
8th still
EZ WIN
yes
oh this will be shakey
Soz I'm sleep deprived
honestly
bro infin
replace tai and bolt fr
can you switch me with grindy
no no
guys this will be shakey
oof
No bolt
intense
WE'LL WIN
Another W in the bag
sub grindy in, me out
2-0
LESGOO
Lord
next game
WWWWW
You forget that I had worse stats than anyone.
W
who scored
I scored in the 32nd minute
Bolt plz
Rock in the 56th
i unfortunately dont care
damnn boiz
W
BRUH
so top socrers are
5 by infin
5 by rock
2 by binck
2 by flux
1 by tai
1 by speedy
1 by div
im even gonna let T sub in for me
Did I get a single assist π
Bolt is the best bait fr
WIW
Both of yall scoring yo
what's up with me and infin
Alright boys
It's the ultimate test
@median needle GRINDY IN
He's gk.
WHO NEXT
doesnt matter
WE'LL WIN
bring it ON
CHELSEA 
BINCK
Start the slaughter
Keeping the main 11
BOLT WILL SCORE THIS TIME
binck has to score
Bolt it's time to step up
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
WE WIN
no.
Slaughterhouse plz
BOLT ITS UR TIME
sub grindy
bolt's gonna come in and score 6 goals
UR STAGE
MO
nope
Bolt redemption arc
We draw to Chelsea
see
HOW
BRUH
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
im useless
NO
Who scored
who scored
We opened up the scoring from me in the 37th
who drew
Hakim Ziyech tied in the 54th minute

infin, whats the formation
who scored from our team?
Flux gave us the lead back in 5 minutes
Oh.
W flux
Lukaku bags the equalizer in the 72nd minute
infin
bruh
Scroll up bolt
Y'all should just wait until Infin's done. You know he'll mention the scorers.
He sent it
Ofc itβs Lukaku
why is lakaka even at chelsea
Aight
Send him to inter again
oh
so 1-1 right infin?
10th game
2-2
Calling it
grindy in, me out
wait who scored 1st goal?
please
who we up against
We're up against Leeds
3 or 4-2
Infin
IF we lose cuz I'm in, I'll drop my Nitro.
π
no
who scored? flux and who?
EZ WIN
alr
flux and infin
infin
sub in grindy aleady man
Bolt is subbed off for CR
i am keeping the top scorer list
thank you
I go in the striker position

OKAY
very much
ALRIGHT
noo
LES GO
LET'S GO
WE WIN
EZ
We tie
ITS COMING HOME BOYS
now he's gonna dust me in most scored
2-2
bro
BRUH
BRUH
who scored
???????????
Ainβt no way
I open up the scoring in the 45th minute
WITH LEEDS?
wow infin
Daniel James equalizes in the 48th
ok so its not the striker position thats the problem
Man like Rock scores in the 65th
bolt
Rock 
Bamford equalizes in the 72nd
this is what happens when ur cbs are better strikers
man like rock
Bolt stop crying smh
typing my thoughts
Okay boys
Happens yk
Bolt, it's really not you.
Dude.
After 10 games
just disappointed
Bad league
infin takes over
2nd?
THIRD
not bad league
Alright
YAY
W
not bad
Donβt give those Ken Kaneki vibes rn Bolt
we'll take it
div u are L
LOL
KEN KANEKI ISN'T EVEN EMO
10 games 19 points
man
noice
28 more to og
we qualified

KKK
Pardon.
The SSundee FC lore
yk me, idc if we losing or winning, unless its something like ucl round of 16 and things like that
The laughing thing
bro infin should vc it
WHAT LORE
Like lol and stuff
fr infin
4 players were nominated for Premier League Player of the Month of October
infin is best at story tellin
YO?
WHO
INFIN RCK FLUX AND BINCK
Me, Sadio ManΓ©, Kevin De Bruyne, Harry Kane
lmao
Damn
HOLY W
DAMNNN
π
De Bruyne took home the award
Infi for potm fr
cool
AW
sadge
NEXT MONTH
so top socrers are
6 by infin
5 by rock
3 by flux
2 by binck
1 by tai
1 by speedy
1 by div
Sad
this is the leaderboard
Alright boys
Ok rock
Matchday 11
LET'S GO
ez W
Brentford
EZ
EZ WIN
rock with hatrick
Ez game
Wex will start over Cap this game
LMAO
Okok
Yeah
W WEX
we need me out
NOW THAT'S AN EZ W
Wolfie will start over Hype
LET'S GOOOOO

T will be put in goal over Storm
its just one game binck
WHAT
lmao
Here we go
Idc, Hyp the man
LESGOO
lets win this
LESGOO
WWW
I'm sure she wants to hit u with a brick everytime she sees u talking weird
If we lose, we blame T
LET'S GO
Both goals by yours truly
wow very much surprised
LESGO
infin
Oh
dummy
W
wowww
LMFAO
On a rollll
huge
Im back in then
GET WELL SOON WEX
THANKS
GWS WEX
so top socrers are
8 by infin
5 by rock
3 by flux
2 by binck
1 by tai
1 by speedy
1 by div
Bro really loves the 87th minute.
I wonder why.

I am actually curious to know how much I suck though.
infin dusted me
Whatever happened
cant believe i got injured
Bro rock ure scoring shush
on your first game too
it was ur first match too
Majority of goals have been in the 87th minute bro π
YOURE ACTUALLY JOKING
Its halway through the season
The 87th minute.
aint no way
i thought we will make a great team man
87th min is infins minute
Issok wex
The minute of 87 π£οΈ
Matchday 12
U were a better cm than capt
we do fr
alr match 12
Southampton
look this is me:
BOLT
online me bad at football apparently
who's replacing wex?
wtf is happening to me man
EZ
STOP BEING EMO
π
Can we ban bolt
CR gets a start over me
yes
bolt istg i'll find you and give you happy pills
wow
Huffle starts over Div
Unlike Isagi tho, you subbed
LMAO
SOMEONE SUB IN BOLT PLS
Give him the laughing gas
i subbed myself off
hufflepuff with W
Gian starts over Binck
LET HIM PLAY INFIN
LOL
im useless lah

he;s in sub right?
PFFFTTT
Here we go
BRING HIM IN
infin who we replacin wex with
This is gonna be hard
We drew
Im the main man rock
ok nooo
yup
wex subbed for me
2-2
π
It was prolly gian that tripped over someone
ah
CR fumbled
watch cap score this time
Southampton scored first in 37'
π
I didnt score
Speedy equalizes in 44'
cr, u had one shot
my finishing is awful
CR gives us the lead in 70'
W speedy
OH
W
ok cr
LMAO
Southampton equalizes in 82'
wowww
Bro took it personally 
CR also picked up a yellow card
LMFAO
HE ACTUALLY
wait so cr scored 2
BOLT IN CR OUT
LMAO
RN
CR really took it too seriously

No actual way
LET'S GO
EZ
EASY WIN
Keeping the main 11
Time to eat Pringles
RAHH
Back on winning ways
EZZ
3-1
@torpid iris ur back
LESGOOO
HUGE
oh
LET'S GOOOOOOO
rock W?
Bolt goal
im back?
I pray
Taifu scored in 3'
BOLT WITH THE GOAL
ok tai
why am i back
THREE?
NUH UH
Neves equalized for Wolves in 28'
MAN LIKE TAI
bolt with 2?
MAN LIKE BOLT
theres not gonna be a bolt W
SCORES
YES
BOLT
IN 71'
BOLT LETS GOO
REDEMPTION
FINALLYYYYYYYYY
LEST GOOO
WWWWW
LET'S GOOOOOOO
W
FIANLLY
ISAGI REGEN
π
BOLTY
LESGOO
BOLLTYYY
Taifu seals it in 87'
HEβS HIM
fair
W
HUZZAH! BOLT SCORED!
ok no more happy pills
LOL
LMAO
Cooked and ate allat π
ok now we're sacking bolt as a player
so top socrers are
8 by infin
5 by rock
3 by flux
3 by tai
2 by binck
2 by speedy
1 by div
1 by CR
1 by bolt
finally i score a goal
big changes in leaderboard
Im the worst goalscorer here frfr
ping me if i become the top scorer
Time for another defender to score plz
SSundee FC lore
me having the same amount of goals as bolt is crazy
Seems legit
WHAT
SSundee FC lore
:O
fr
TELL
drop it
ok ok lore here
TELL US
tell
TELLLLLL
TELL
Players of the 4th week of November
bro's creating anticipation
INFIN WITH W
OR TAI
The best 11 of the 4th week of November
TAI
YES
LET'S GOOO
Speedy, Taifu and me figure in the 11
TELL
EZ
WWWW
meh
More lore
MORE?
ONG
DROP IT
TELL
Back to the happy pills we go
WHAT LLORE
RELL
Premier League Player of the Month for November
its alright
INFIN
The shortlist is
TAI
WHO
ITS INFIN
INFIN OR TAI
the lore
Mohamed Salah, Taifu, Lucas Moura, Dewsbury-Hall
INFINNN
Winner will be announced later
TAIII
TAI
YOOOOOO
W
TAIIUU
TAII
MAN LIKE TAI
YEAHHH
For now
MAN LIKE TAI
LET'S GO
Matchday 14
alr
HE IS HIM
Newcastle
match 14
ok
lets see it
EZ
EZ
W
ew newcastle
EZ
WE WIN
NEWCASTLE EZ
easiest game
WE WIN
6-0 fr
Bolt score plz
9 nill
Just drop in others and we win
We start seeing some fitness issues
BOLT SCORES
Div and Hype look a bit tired
FITNESS ISSUES
We don't even need main 11
They won't start this game
LMFAO
welp
Ofc Hyp is tired
alr
accurate
Hufflepuff will sub in for Div
@viscid roost You disappointed me.
lets see it
my stamina is garbage
Hype so lazy lah
Wolfie for Hype
see it see it bring it on
real
LET'S GO KERMITTTT
Here we go
who's next
I feel like scoring today ngl
Away v Newcastle

WHAT DID I DO
W
u are scorin
2-1
Fitness issues bro
U GOT SUBBED OUT CUZ FITNESS ISSUES
who scored
LET'S GO WE WON
Rock scores in 9'
WHO SCORED
W
Oh β οΈ
Speedy in 61'
COMMON ROCK W
W ROCK
L
W ROCK
Newcastle score in 67'
Where yall eveb getting this from
Cap picked up a yellow card
Ofc i did
BOOO
i threw another shoe
HAHAHAHAH
@wet escarp YOUR 2ND YELLOW
Send Cap off
@viscid roost I'm simulating SSundee FC in the Premier League in FIFA 22
Prolly

How do these kids know then β οΈ
guys im the reason rocks scoring
Threw it at Rock? 
Wdym how do they know
Cuz he's telling us
precisely
Hyper
Yes he is
Did u not sleep
i score when he's around fr
Explains the fitness issue I guess
true
Prolly.
Matchday 15
Brother I'm tired
Too much chemistry got to him
Bro was just not caught up on sleep
We know that already
I'm talking to... Someone fr β οΈ
EZZZ
EZ
ez
EZ DUB
Gf Iβm guessing
Okay

The team looks very tired
guys i need to take over infin, pls
Me, Flux and Cap won't start this game
Perhaps
BRUHH
WHAT
alr
WHAT
Do we have enough subs
CR subs in for me
Ok good
Play me cb inf
THERE'S PIE
lets see cr
CHOOSE PIE
Play wolfie rb
Hype goes into midfield
MIDFIELD LESGO
HYP ACTION
W
I PRAY
Wolfie drops in the RB position
ok how am i still playin
You're never tired
i am truely as hard as a rock
Flux is off for Gian
Bro
π
Oh my god
Calm
I should really change up my stats. I'm like, the 3rd Stringer.
Oh ya
YOOO
its a simile, we learn it in 2nd grade
Here we go
Vice vice captain
IN BINCK WE TRUST π
W binck lets se eit
LESGOO
Away v Tottenham
WE WINN
LESGOOO
WOOHOOO
WE WIN LET'S GO