SSundee FC

[novel oasis]

Bro

It won’t make me edit any other players

Average EA

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[wet escarp]

why 😔

[novel oasis]

Idk

Blame EA

[wet escarp]

will I be awful for the rest of my life 😔

close game and try again after saving frfr

did u hit limit or sum

💀

[novel oasis]

That’s not even a setting

[wet escarp]

i se

try again after saving and closing?

[novel oasis]

Tried

Didn’t work

Ig I could simulate the season

Since it won’t let me edit players 😡

[wet escarp]

try it

And if it works after that ig

[severe obsidian]

What even r u editing

[wet escarp]

stats bruh

what do u think

😭

[severe obsidian]

Oh

Imagine

[wet escarp]

did we get relegated/?

[slow vine]

WHY AM I GINGER 😭

[novel oasis]

I’m starting the simulation now

[wet escarp]

Why do u look like THE lizard

[novel oasis]

Blame EA

[vale sparrow]

Hi

[slow vine]

Bro im pissed

[wet escarp]

hey icy

[wet escarp]

L bro

[vale sparrow]

How are you all doing

[wet escarp]

Not bad

Are u interested in football?

[vale sparrow]

That's good

[vale sparrow]

Tbh no offense, but I hate football

[novel oasis]

Started the simulation

Now we wait

[wet escarp]

ure in the wrong forum then lmao

u can go to #chat-in-the-chat

[vale sparrow]

Oh

Oops

[slow vine]

How long does the simulation go on for

[novel oasis]

It will take 1-2 mins

We’ve reached January 2023

[severe obsidian]

@novel oasis did u atleast get all the players

Excluding subs

[wet escarp]

nope

he got subs

😭

[novel oasis]

I got like all of them except cms

[severe obsidian]

Why.

[wet escarp]

He missing two of us

[severe obsidian]

And who's cms

[novel oasis]

I got everyone in the starting eleven except the cms

[severe obsidian]

Oh

Rock and capt

[torpid iris]

damn

[wet escarp]

dumbo did subs instead of us smh

[severe obsidian]

Why did u do subs

[wet escarp]

issoke

let the lad be

we new transfers fr

[severe obsidian]

☠️

[torpid iris]

lmao

[novel oasis]

I only did 1 sub

Anyways

Simulation is over

[wet escarp]

💀

[torpid iris]

LOL

[wet escarp]

did we win league?

:O

[novel oasis]

Let me see who was the top scorer bro

[wet escarp]

its me bro

trust

Best striking midfielder frfr

for legal reasons im joking

[novel oasis]

Infi and tai are tied for 2nd place

With 17 goals

And bolt

[wet escarp]

bolt 1st

[novel oasis]

Scored 39 goals

[wet escarp]

MADLAD

what league we in

[novel oasis]

@torpid iris you’re on fire bro

[wet escarp]

who 3rd

[torpid iris]

see

i told yall

[novel oasis]

Premier league

The hardest

[novel oasis]

Binck

With 13 goals

[wet escarp]

We win league? :O

[torpid iris]

isnt binck a def?

[wet escarp]

isnt bro a cb??

[torpid iris]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

He is

Ronald Koeman regen fr

[torpid iris]

@unique totem YOO

[wet escarp]

fr

[torpid iris]

div

[wet escarp]

@novel oasiscan u edit me in now? 😔

[torpid iris]

how many like, seasons can u play

[novel oasis]

We got 3rd in the premier league

[torpid iris]

3RD?

[novel oasis]

EXCUSE ME

WAIR

[torpid iris]

WHOS 1ST AND SECOND

[novel oasis]

WAIT

ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE?????

[torpid iris]

HUH

[wet escarp]

WHAT?

[torpid iris]

AINT NO WAY

[wet escarp]

NAH

[unique totem]

I got bored ok

[wet escarp]

bro became a cam 💀

[torpid iris]

i scored 39 goals and we still came third?

[novel oasis]

HOW DID ARSENAL WIN THE LEAGUE

[torpid iris]

whos second?

[wet escarp]

mhm

[torpid iris]

WTF

[wet escarp]

Arent they the biggest bottlers

[torpid iris]

div

[wet escarp]

besides spurs

[novel oasis]

They literally bottled 1st this season

[torpid iris]

was cap in the playing XI?

[novel oasis]

BRO

[wet escarp]

nope

[torpid iris]

like in the games you played

[novel oasis]

WE LOST TO ARSENAL IN THE FA CUP

[torpid iris]

OFC WE LOOSE

[wet escarp]

Im not there bruh

ofc we lose

[novel oasis]

AND ARSENAL WENT ON TO WIN THE FA CUP

[wet escarp]

smh

[torpid iris]

dumb

[novel oasis]

AINT NO WAY BRO

[wet escarp]

what in the ssundee undees

[novel oasis]

WE MADE IT TO THE FINAL IN THE CARABAO CUP

BUT LOST ON PENALTIES TO ARSENAL

[wet escarp]

._.

wtaf

[torpid iris]

wtf

[wet escarp]

this is calling for arsenla bro

[torpid iris]

whos taking the pens

[unique totem]

Hyp

💀

CAP

DUDE

[novel oasis]

We weren’t in the champions league this season

[unique totem]

☠️☠️

[novel oasis]

So I will simulate an extra season for y’all

WAIT

HOW DID PSG WIN THE UCL

[wet escarp]

HOW

[novel oasis]

THIS GAME IS SO UNREALISTIC

[torpid iris]

LMAOOOO

HAHAHAHA

[wet escarp]

Bro the most unrealistic thing is Im not there 🙄

[torpid iris]

bro anyone but PSG?

💀

[wet escarp]

It'd be more realistic if newcastle won

[novel oasis]

They beat

MAN CITY

IN THE FINAL

[wet escarp]

HOW

IMpossible

Literally impossible 😭

[torpid iris]

aint no way bruh

[novel oasis]

NAH

THIS GAME IS UNREALISTIC

[torpid iris]

fr

[wet escarp]

It rly is

[torpid iris]

what happened now

[novel oasis]

I’ll simulate another season since we will be in the ucl now

[wet escarp]

Div lemme in first

[torpid iris]

yes.

[novel oasis]

I CANT

THATS THE PROBLEM

IT WONT LET ME EDIT

[wet escarp]

BRO

😭

What is this

Cant u create more characters-

nvm

[novel oasis]

Arsenal winning the domestic treble is the most unrealistic thing ever

BRO????

I GOT SACKED

WTF

[wet escarp]

LMAO

NAH

Ur own club

[novel oasis]

IM LITERALLY

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

PEP GUARDIOLA

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

THEY ARE FORCING ME

TO MANAGE

LEEDS UNITED

[wet escarp]

play me CF when div 🙄

NAH

😭

bro just make a new club and transfer everyone frfr

[novel oasis]

Game won’t let me do that once I’m in the career mode

[slow vine]

HOW TF

[wet escarp]

😭

[novel oasis]

THEY WON THE DOMESTIC TREBLE

AND PSG WON THE UCL

wow

I get to play my own team

And Leeds lost 2-1

[wet escarp]

😭

[slow vine]

WTF

[novel oasis]

Such a realistic simulation bro

[slow vine]

clearly cos u were manager

[novel oasis]

PEP GUARDIOLA

MANAGING LEEDS

[wet escarp]

the fact that u got kicked out of ur own club

[novel oasis]

Homie

I GOT SACKED

[wet escarp]

😭

All that effort wasted huh div

😭

[novel oasis]

Wasted 1 hour of my life

Just to get sacked

[wet escarp]

mhm

[novel oasis]

And lose the league to arsenal of all people

[slow vine]

LMFAOO

div bad manger

smh

[wet escarp]

this is why u make me first and not subs 🙄

[novel oasis]

I LITERALLY GOT THEM TO 3RD

[wet escarp]

nah bro forgot literally ozil

[novel oasis]

ungrateful board members istg

[wet escarp]

real.

[novel oasis]

Season is over

Lets see how they did

They got 2nd place

[wet escarp]

@viscid roost see this stuff im dying 😭

[novel oasis]

I’m such a washed manager

[wet escarp]

Arsenal won the freaking league 😭

[wet escarp]

city won?

[novel oasis]

They lost to man city in the FA cup

[novel oasis]

Yes

EXCUSE ME?

WOLVES WON THE FA CUP???

[wet escarp]

heh?

[olive tundra]

Wolves?

[wet escarp]

ure kidding?

[novel oasis]

No

Ain’t no way

[wet escarp]

ANd we bottled against arsenal

[novel oasis]

SsunFC lost to Blackburn Rovers in the carabao cup

[wet escarp]

see

[novel oasis]

BRO

[wet escarp]

theyre nothing without literally jose guardiola

[novel oasis]

THIS IS NOT REAL

HOW DID PSG WIN AGAIN

[wet escarp]

NAH

[novel oasis]

WAIT

HOW DID SEVILLA EVEN MAKE IT TO THE FINAL

[wet escarp]

Whos the manager at psg bruh

😭

[novel oasis]

He’s a bloody genius

On fifa

[wet escarp]

seems legit

All he can do irl is throw stuff hoping they score

[novel oasis]

SsunFC lost to Barca in the quarter finals

[wet escarp]

L

they literally sacked pep

[novel oasis]

I’ll sim another season

[wet escarp]

sure

[novel oasis]

See if I can get my job back

[wet escarp]

Then another hr of ur life fr

😭

[novel oasis]

The simulations take like

2-5 mins

But editing the players

Is what tires me

[wet escarp]

mhm

[novel oasis]

I’m not going anytime soon

LEEDS WANT TO KEEP ME

[wet escarp]

LMAO

NAH BRUH

[novel oasis]

I LITERALLY GOT THEM 14TH

THEY SHOULDNT BE HAPPY

[wet escarp]

what can I say div

youre literally jose mourinho

@novel oasiscan we blame u losing managership on rock?

[novel oasis]

Sure

[torpid iris]

bro what is this

[wet escarp]

We sell him fr

[olive tundra]

I'll support

[novel oasis]

@hard relic this is your fault bro

[torpid iris]

no

wtf

wait

we're selling players?

[novel oasis]

No

Not as in player

As in manager

[torpid iris]

oh

sell me 👍

[novel oasis]

LMFAOO

LEEDS UNITED BEAT SPURS

[hard relic]

wat

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[torpid iris]

aint no way

bro

your game is dumb.

[novel oasis]

You got me sacked

[novel oasis]

Tell me something new

[hard relic]

who sacked u

[novel oasis]

THE TEAM

[wet escarp]

ssundee fc

[hard relic]

oh

[novel oasis]

THEY SENT ME TO LEEDS UNITED

[wet escarp]

Bro did bolt get sold?

[hard relic]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

No

[wet escarp]

i wanna know who got transferred

[novel oasis]

I made transfer window closed

[hard relic]

who got tranferred?

[wet escarp]

oh

[novel oasis]

Season is over

[olive tundra]

How did they transfer you then, Div? 😭

[novel oasis]

SsunFC GOT 5TH????

[wet escarp]

bruh

[novel oasis]

I’m playing as pep guardiola

[wet escarp]

Im telling you div

Its all because u didnt make me

[novel oasis]

ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE AGAIN

[wet escarp]

😔

[hard relic]

its because u guys didn't keep my first stats

[olive tundra]

Change who you're playing as.

[novel oasis]

TOTTENHAM WON THE FA CUP??????

[wet escarp]

noway

[novel oasis]

I made myself manager to create the team

[hard relic]

they dreaming

[wet escarp]

what about carobao cup 😭

[olive tundra]

Change name. We'll get ya back.

[novel oasis]

Tottenham got to the final

[hard relic]

nah, its harry kane with the trophy curse

[novel oasis]

But lost to man city

BRO

SSUN FC GOT SENT TO EUROPA LEAGUE IN THE UCL GROUP STAGES

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

AND THEY LOST

[hard relic]

i mean

[olive tundra]

This is good, right?

[novel oasis]

TO YOUNG BOYS

[wet escarp]

Who managing them

[hard relic]

we can work way

[novel oasis]

It isn’t

[wet escarp]

youre kidding

[hard relic]

BRO

BRO

NO

[wet escarp]

Young boys???

[hard relic]

i am leaving the club

[wet escarp]

arent all of them like 40

[wet escarp]

u dont even exist

[hard relic]

make a transfer window

[torpid iris]

NO WAY

[olive tundra]

Noted. We fired Rock.

[hard relic]

yes 💀

[torpid iris]

no no

wtf

[novel oasis]

NO JOKE BRO

[hard relic]

no bro, show

[torpid iris]

okay div

listen

whats the formation right now?

[wet escarp]

Bro lets blame gian

[torpid iris]

no wth

that mans a sub

[hard relic]

blame bolt

he's striker

[torpid iris]

yes

blame me

[wet escarp]

blame rock

[torpid iris]

no no

blame me

[hard relic]

excuse me, i am CM

what were u doin

[torpid iris]

im blaming myself, do you think its gonna effect me lmfao

[wet escarp]

no rock gets distracted looking at girls

[wet escarp]

i dont even exist

[hard relic]

i have a gf and i am loyal

ok

[torpid iris]

bro div

[wet escarp]

😭

[hard relic]

who scored??

[novel oasis]

I’ll sim another season again

[torpid iris]

no no

listen

can you make changes in the team

like before a game

[hard relic]

how did we lose with so strong team

[wet escarp]

he cant

[novel oasis]

I CANT IF I GOT SACKED

[torpid iris]

like, someone from the subs

[hard relic]

LMAO

[wet escarp]

Im literally not there

[torpid iris]

oh

[wet escarp]

neither are u

[torpid iris]

cap isnt there

[hard relic]

wdym u were on the team

[torpid iris]

not in the one div created

[wet escarp]

nope he couldnt edit me in

[novel oasis]

The game didn’t let me create him

[torpid iris]

div created the subs

[novel oasis]

I ONLT CREATED ONE

LEAVE ME ALONE

[hard relic]

div, who's on the team

[wet escarp]

this is why yall lost

yall forgot ozil

[torpid iris]

yeye

its okay

[hard relic]

yall didn't have me

that's why we lost

[novel oasis]

Infi, tai, storm, bolt, binck, hype, pie, and flux

[torpid iris]

i just wanted to know if you can bring in subs and stuff

[hard relic]

rock substitution curse is real

[hard relic]

sir, that's not 11

[wet escarp]

no cap no ozil 😔

[novel oasis]

It wouldn’t let me create you and cap

[torpid iris]

binck?

[wet escarp]

issoke div

its all fun and joke

[torpid iris]

no.

[hard relic]

i am too overpowered for fifa

[torpid iris]

not ok

[wet escarp]

we too good rock

[hard relic]

WDYM ITS JUST A JOKE, WE NEED TO WIN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

[torpid iris]

i did not spend 3 hours last night, at 1:30 am just to loose to young boys.

[novel oasis]

We got 5th

So we in the Europa league

[wet escarp]

fair enough

[torpid iris]

take as long as you need

but make another one

with a proper playing XI

[wet escarp]

Mhm

[novel oasis]

I’ll keep simming till 2032

[wet escarp]

😭

[hard relic]

i mean its not that bad....

[wet escarp]

and dont make subs this time

[torpid iris]

why waste time lah

[novel oasis]

I won’t bother with the slider stats

[hard relic]

u have to add me or u will lose, its a curse

trust

[torpid iris]

div

[novel oasis]

Just change names, and it’s good to go

[torpid iris]

im sending the playing XI and subs rn

[hard relic]

did u wish wex happy birthday?

[wet escarp]

its her birthday?

[hard relic]

we lost becuz we didn't wish wex happy birhtday

@cobalt dagger bro we lost becuz of u

[torpid iris]

no.

[wet escarp]

we lost because We werent there rock

[torpid iris]

dont blame wex

[hard relic]

yes

[torpid iris]

blame me

i didnt score

[wet escarp]

no

[hard relic]

that's a fact

[torpid iris]

4-3.

[novel oasis]

Season almost over

[wet escarp]

We blame pep for not letting us in

[torpid iris]

i couldnt score

[hard relic]

we lost cuz we were not there

[novel oasis]

And the season is over

[wet escarp]

@novel oasisbe carlo ancelloti next time

leeds won

trust

[torpid iris]

who won

dont tell me the results if we didnt win

[wet escarp]

we did not

[novel oasis]

Liverpool won the league

[torpid iris]

idc about who won what, tell me if if we won

[median needle]

This is why career mode with this kinda stuff is mid

[torpid iris]

aight, change the players

[novel oasis]

Ssundee FC got top 4, so they are back in the ucl

[torpid iris]

not good enough

[wet escarp]

next season fr

[novel oasis]

Bro

[wet escarp]

we get ucl

[torpid iris]

make yourself loose the ucl

[median needle]

I'm gonna run individual competitions

On my end

[novel oasis]

WE LOST TO CHELSEA IN THE FA CUP

[torpid iris]

alright

[median needle]

And I'll show results

[torpid iris]

cool

[torpid iris]

yes thank you infin

[wet escarp]

ight infin

[torpid iris]

@novel oasis you need to change players

[wet escarp]

divs game is bad

[torpid iris]

nothing is gonna change until you do that

[wet escarp]

no cap no party

[torpid iris]

i changed the lb a bit

[median needle]

Career mode has way too many variables

[torpid iris]

by a bit i mean i brought in speedy instead of pie

[novel oasis]

How did we lose to them of all people

[wet escarp]

wtf

[torpid iris]

aight div

thats enough

[median needle]

Yeah not doing create a club career mode lmao

[torpid iris]

i see

[median needle]

Other clubs make transfers

[wet escarp]

arent they in the 2nd league

[novel oasis]

We lost to Tottenham in the Europa league

[median needle]

If we sim the season we don't make transfers

[novel oasis]

I turned off transfer window

[median needle]

Just the first one

[severe obsidian]

I read so many chats

[median needle]

Usually January has a transfer window

[severe obsidian]

@novel oasis why r u the manager

[wet escarp]

serena

[median needle]

Even if you disable it

[torpid iris]

we're loosing badly because i cant score

[wet escarp]

we lost because I wasnt there trust

[novel oasis]

I made Pep Guardiola the manager

[median needle]

Also

[novel oasis]

AND HE GOT SACKED

[severe obsidian]

LMFAO

Should've made me

[hard relic]

see, make me 90

[wet escarp]

this is hilarious for some reason

💀

[severe obsidian]

No.

[hard relic]

pep made the right choice

[wet escarp]

no rock

[novel oasis]

IVE SPENT THE PAST 3 SEASONS

[wet escarp]

NAH BRUH

[novel oasis]

AT LEEDS UNITED

[wet escarp]

just give up

😭

[hard relic]

yea just give up

[severe obsidian]

U also wasted an edit on a sub

[hard relic]

fr

[wet escarp]

this

[novel oasis]

Y’all don’t have to remind me

I’m simulating this last season and then I’m done

[severe obsidian]

Div

[wet escarp]

we could have won the league

[hard relic]

also div do u want to buy carraasco?

[wet escarp]

😔

[severe obsidian]

Reminder that u wasted an edit

[median needle]

I'mma just simulate us in every competition possible

[wet escarp]

aight

[severe obsidian]

Do it

[wet escarp]

begine with the epl

[median needle]

Champions League, Premier League, LaLiga, Europa League, etc.

You name them

[hard relic]

@novel oasis if u have 220 mill pls

[wet escarp]

ligue 2

[severe obsidian]

Also

[median needle]

Even the freaking Libertadores

[novel oasis]

I have 20m

[severe obsidian]

How the heck did we lose to arsenal

[novel oasis]

Idk

[hard relic]

cuz yall didn;t have cap and me

[novel oasis]

THEY WON THE LEAGUE

TWICE

[wet escarp]

because we have no cms

[severe obsidian]

BLAME

[novel oasis]

No we did

[severe obsidian]

DIV

[wet escarp]

good ones div

[novel oasis]

Ones with fake names

[wet escarp]

Im literally ozil

[novel oasis]

And both were 89+ ovr

[wet escarp]

yeah but they werent ozil

:(

[novel oasis]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[hard relic]

https://tenor.com/view/david-beckham-la-galaxy-mls-los-angeles-galaxy-soccer-gif-18114272

[novel oasis]

LEEDS SACKED ME AS WELL

[hard relic]

literally me

[wet escarp]

LMAO

who u managing now

[hard relic]

good

lmao

[severe obsidian]

LMFAO

I'm the better manager

See

[wet escarp]

the best part is

[novel oasis]

I HAVE TO GO TO BLOODY MIDDLESBOROUGH

[median needle]

Imagine being sacked by

[wet escarp]

he's pep

[severe obsidian]

Wait.

[median needle]

Freaking Leeds United

[hard relic]

bro gettin sacked left right and middle

[wet escarp]

LEEDS BRO

[severe obsidian]

Caps-?..

[wet escarp]

shush

[severe obsidian]

I just noticed

[wet escarp]

see no evil

speak no evil

[severe obsidian]

Hear no evil

[wet escarp]

simple

[severe obsidian]

Okay

[novel oasis]

HAHAHA

[wet escarp]

@novel oasis blud got sacked again?

[novel oasis]

MIDDLESBOROUGH BEAT LEEDS UNITED

[severe obsidian]

LMFAOOOOOI

[wet escarp]

NAH

[hard relic]

LMAO

[novel oasis]

THE SECOND THEY SIGNED ME

[wet escarp]

WTH IS GOING ON

😭

[severe obsidian]

Oh my god

[hard relic]

nah bro

[severe obsidian]

I'm dead

What is happening to EA

[torpid iris]

no

[olive tundra]

Poor Div

[torpid iris]

i refuse

[wet escarp]

Im actually laughing so hard

[novel oasis]

Season is over

[severe obsidian]

I'm still mad we lost to FRICKING ARSENAL

[wet escarp]

My parents gonna kill me

[novel oasis]

And I got Middlesborough relegated

[wet escarp]

NAH

[severe obsidian]

Good job div

[wet escarp]

😭

where ssunfc

[severe obsidian]

Time to kick out div

[novel oasis]

SSUNFC GOT 2ND

[severe obsidian]

OMG

[hard relic]

WOWWW

[wet escarp]

SO CLOSE

[severe obsidian]

WHAT

[hard relic]

BRO

[wet escarp]

one more div

[severe obsidian]

SOOO CLOSEEEEE

[novel oasis]

BRO

[wet escarp]

just one more

[novel oasis]

NO WAY

[severe obsidian]

Cmonnn

[novel oasis]

CITY WON THE LEAGUE

BY 1 POINT

[severe obsidian]

WHAT

[wet escarp]

BRUH

[severe obsidian]

IM DEAD

[wet escarp]

DID WE WIN FA?

[novel oasis]

YES WE DID

[hard relic]

no way

[wet escarp]

LETSGOOO

[severe obsidian]

OMGGF

WOOHOOOOOO

[wet escarp]

DID WE WIN CARAOBAO?

[hard relic]

div u let us down prev time

[novel oasis]

Nope

[severe obsidian]

0-2

[hard relic]

woww

[torpid iris]

i couldnt care less about fa, ping me when we win the ucl.

[severe obsidian]

LMAOOO

[wet escarp]

ucl-

[novel oasis]

EXCUSE ME

[severe obsidian]

HAHAHAH

[wet escarp]

psg won bro

[severe obsidian]

Oh ya ucl

[torpid iris]

no

[novel oasis]

TOTTENHAM WON THE CARABAO CUP

[hard relic]

u can't win UCL without me

[wet escarp]

LMAO NAH

[severe obsidian]

No one cares about fa

[hard relic]

how is tot wining

[wet escarp]

and me

[hard relic]

excuse me? its our first cup

we do car

[novel oasis]

We lost to Real Madrid in the round of 16

[severe obsidian]

???????

[wet escarp]

BYE

[severe obsidian]

???????????

[wet escarp]

WHY DID WE HAVE TO PLAY MADRID

[torpid iris]

i see

[novel oasis]

Idk

[hard relic]

fair

[torpid iris]

so we arent better than real madrid

[hard relic]

it was a valid loss

[wet escarp]

Div get injured and retire

[torpid iris]

what was the score?

[novel oasis]

4-2

[wet escarp]

bro yall literally missing ur goated midfield

[torpid iris]

im trash.

[wet escarp]

smh

[hard relic]

valid

[torpid iris]

not valid

[hard relic]

we still valid

[novel oasis]

It’s ok bro it’s just fifa

[wet escarp]

Its ok bolt

[torpid iris]

nuh uh

[wet escarp]

its rm

[hard relic]

no bolt its not ok

u are trash

[wet escarp]

LMAO

git gud kid

[hard relic]

someone has to oppose

bolt retire when

[severe obsidian]

Trash

[wet escarp]

bolt just retire

[torpid iris]

exactly

thats what im saying

[severe obsidian]

(I'm not even playing)

[wet escarp]

@novel oasis make everyone retire

[torpid iris]

aight

[novel oasis]

This is the last season I’m simulating

I’m too tired

[torpid iris]

@novel oasis bro can you sell your players

sell me

[hard relic]

div take me in

[novel oasis]

MATE

[severe obsidian]

LMFAO?

[wet escarp]

sell everyone

[novel oasis]

IM IN MIDDELSBOROUGH

[wet escarp]

NAH

[severe obsidian]

Sell everyone

Oh

[hard relic]

i want to buy u

[torpid iris]

no no

[hard relic]

tell ur price bolt

[novel oasis]

I CANT SELL ANYBODY

[wet escarp]

same braincell

[severe obsidian]

Ejee

[wet escarp]

SELL PEP BRO

[median needle]

Aight

[severe obsidian]

SELL THEIR COACH

Ok wait u can't do that

[novel oasis]

HAHAHA

[hard relic]

wait guys, are we sellin everyone irl or in game?

[novel oasis]

LEEDS WITHOUT ME GOT RELEGATED

[median needle]

Attempt number 2

[severe obsidian]

KKKKK

[torpid iris]

time to jump off cliff

[wet escarp]

both

[median needle]

If we'd call that first one an attempt

[severe obsidian]

Infin what happened to attempt 1

[wet escarp]

did we lose?

[torpid iris]

what happened in attempt 1

[median needle]

Div was attempt 1

[wet escarp]

Oh

[severe obsidian]

Oh

[wet escarp]

💀

[torpid iris]

ic

[severe obsidian]

☠️👍

[wet escarp]

start with the epl infin

[severe obsidian]

But div got sacked-

[novel oasis]

TWICE

[median needle]

I started a Premier League campaign

[severe obsidian]

LMAO

See I'm the better manager

[median needle]

First game is a challenge

[severe obsidian]

🥰

[wet escarp]

NAH BRUH

[hard relic]

we start from starch now

[hard relic]

na bro

[novel oasis]

OMG BRO

[hard relic]

we won't last a second

[median needle]

Our first game of the campaign

[wet escarp]

who we up against

[novel oasis]

AS I SAY THAT

[median needle]

Liverpool

[severe obsidian]

VS WHO

[wet escarp]

nah bruh

[novel oasis]

MIDDELSBOROUGH SACKED ME

[severe obsidian]

LIVERPOOLLLLLLLLL

[hard relic]

wait infin show ur team

[severe obsidian]

HAHAHAHHAA

[hard relic]

woww

[wet escarp]

tell us who scored most

DIV URE TRASH

😭

[novel oasis]

I HAVE TO SIGN FOR MILLWALL

[severe obsidian]

FR HE'S WORSE THAN BOLT

LMFAO

[novel oasis]

LAD IM NOT IN CONTROL OF THE GAMES

IF I WAS

[median needle]

Wait

[novel oasis]

WE WOULD HAVE WON THE LEAGUE 6 TIMES NOW

[median needle]

Can y'all forget about his attempt

[wet escarp]

IK BUT ITS FUNNY

[hard relic]

u would get sacked 6 times

[wet escarp]

Yes but its funny

😭

[hard relic]

infin show ur team

[novel oasis]

Season almost over

[wet escarp]

hopefully infin has less subs

[median needle]

One sec

[torpid iris]

what attempt?

whos attempt?

[median needle]

I'm setting up the squad

[severe obsidian]

But then we won't be able to make fun of him for getting sacked thrice

[hard relic]

div

[hard relic]

infin will try now

[wet escarp]

infin stream frfr

ah nvm bro playing on ps4

[novel oasis]

ok guys season over

[severe obsidian]

Infin did u get all the players

[wet escarp]

💀

[wet escarp]

UNLIKE A CERTAIN SOMEONE

[novel oasis]

BRO

I GOT MILLWALL RELEGATED

[severe obsidian]

Or did u pull a div and try to get subs first

[novel oasis]

IM WASHED

[severe obsidian]

Div

Just quit

[wet escarp]

ure literally dogwater kid

[median needle]

The chosen ones

[severe obsidian]

"yume o akiramete shindekure" moments 👍

[hard relic]

bro we will be winning every single cups

[novel oasis]

It won’t let me see prem

[median needle]

Aight boys

[severe obsidian]

HEGOTALL

[median needle]

First game of the campaign

[wet escarp]

lettuce pray lads

[median needle]

Liverpool

[torpid iris]

damn hype

[wet escarp]

WE'LL WIN

[torpid iris]

W

[cobalt dagger]

my bad brother

[novel oasis]

NOOO

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GOOOO

Easy wins

[hard relic]

yes

[novel oasis]

SSUNFC GOT TO THE UCL FINAL

BUT LOST TO JUVENTUS

[wet escarp]

BRUH

[severe obsidian]

WHAT

[severe obsidian]

NO ACTUAL WAY

[hard relic]

@cobalt dagger happy birthday

[cobalt dagger]

HOW DO YOU LOSE TO JUVENTUS

thank you

[median needle]

I thought we were doing my attempt

[hard relic]

guys wish wex happy birthday or we lose

[novel oasis]

I DONT KNOW

anyways

[torpid iris]

we are

[novel oasis]

I’m done with this career

[wet escarp]

we'll win

[novel oasis]

I got sacked 3 TIMES

[severe obsidian]

We are

[median needle]

Aight

I need music

[severe obsidian]

We ignore div now

[wet escarp]

happy birthday wex

[median needle]

Before I hit the button

Here goes nothing

[severe obsidian]

WOOHOOO

[wet escarp]

WE'LL WIN

[median needle]

We drew

[wet escarp]

ITS COMING HOME

[median needle]

2-2

[wet escarp]

good enough

[severe obsidian]

what.

[wet escarp]

who scored

[cobalt dagger]

WHAT

[severe obsidian]

PENS

??

[median needle]

Mané opened up the scoring in the 10th minute

[severe obsidian]

☠️

[median needle]

Binck equalized in the 49th minute

[wet escarp]

BINCK EVERYWHERE ISTG

[severe obsidian]

Isn't binck defence.

[median needle]

Salah gave Liverpool the lead again in the 71st minute

[wet escarp]

@unique totem BRO ARE U NOT A CB

[median needle]

But man like @torpid iris

Clutching the equalizer in the 80th minute

[wet escarp]

Saved us 90th min?

[severe obsidian]

Can we just switch binck for tai

[severe obsidian]

YAYYY

[wet escarp]

honestly

Good job bolt

[median needle]

Bolt saved the game

[wet escarp]

ure not trash

so far

[severe obsidian]

See bolt

Ur better than div

[median needle]

WHAT IS THIS CALENDAR

HAHAHAHA

[hard relic]

who scord?

[torpid iris]

damn

[median needle]

Guess who are we playing next

[severe obsidian]

WHAT

[wet escarp]

what is it

[median needle]

Binck and Rock

[severe obsidian]

Is it uh

[hard relic]

city?

[wet escarp]

city?

[hard relic]

or united

[torpid iris]

rm

[median needle]

Bingo

City

xd

[hard relic]

its either city or united

[severe obsidian]

LMAO

[hard relic]

LESS GOO CITY

[wet escarp]

ofc its city

[torpid iris]

XD

W

[hard relic]

watch me trash them

[median needle]

First game Liverpool

Second game City

[wet escarp]

who scored and whats the score

[median needle]

Wait

[hard relic]

W binck and rock

[median needle]

The same 11 will play against City

Here goes nothing

[wet escarp]

didnt bolt score tho?

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GO

[median needle]

We lose to City

[wet escarp]

I'll score bro

[torpid iris]

damn

[wet escarp]

oof

[median needle]

Hard loss

3-0

[wet escarp]

issoke just one game

[torpid iris]

DAMN

im trash

[severe obsidian]

WHAT

[torpid iris]

not okay

[olive tundra]

Ouch

[wet escarp]

Im trash :(

[hard relic]

ok fair who let us play at ethad

[median needle]

De Bruyne brace, Rodrigo goal

[torpid iris]

damn

[severe obsidian]

🥰 it's okay to lose guys

[torpid iris]

no its not

[median needle]

Taifu picked up a yellow card

[severe obsidian]

As ur manager that's ur motivation

[median needle]

Same with Binck

[torpid iris]

i wanna score goals

[severe obsidian]

Yea just replace tai with binck

[wet escarp]

bruh

[severe obsidian]

Nevermind

[hard relic]

lmao

[torpid iris]

i read this line in blue lock and i agree with it a lot

[unique totem]

[wet escarp]

LMAO

[severe obsidian]

Binck

[wet escarp]

Binck our top scorer already

[median needle]

Our third game is against Leicester at home

[wet escarp]

WE WINNING

[hard relic]

excuse me rock also scored

[unique totem]

Can I be somewhere forward plz ong

[median needle]

Same 11 will play the game

[unique totem]

[torpid iris]

"i would score a hattrick and still loose rather than assisting my teammates to win"

[wet escarp]

yes

[wet escarp]

rock prolly

[hard relic]

yes who we against

[median needle]

We drew Leicester

[torpid iris]

no thats me

[median needle]

1-1

[torpid iris]

aint no way

who scored

[wet escarp]

who scored

[median needle]

I scored in the 26th minute

[hard relic]

rock pls

[torpid iris]

W

[hard relic]

ok fair

[wet escarp]

lets go

[median needle]

Harvey Barnes equalized in the 30th minute

[wet escarp]

1-1 respectable

[median needle]

Bolt picked up a yellow card

[hard relic]

2 draw 1 lost

[wet escarp]

Not looking too good

its okay

[severe obsidian]

Bolt.

R u ok

[wet escarp]

our first season bolt

[median needle]

Matchday 4

Arsenal

[hard relic]

who we playin

[severe obsidian]

LET'S GO

[wet escarp]

istg

[hard relic]

ez win

come on

[wet escarp]

if we draw

[median needle]

As it currently stands

[severe obsidian]

SFC KEEP RISING KEEP SHINING

[wet escarp]

I'll meetup with rock

[hard relic]

no ez win

[median needle]

SFC has played three games, drew two and lost one

[hard relic]

ok pls draw

[median needle]

Arsenal has lost two games and drew one

[wet escarp]

Mhm

pls win

💀