chat-in-the-chat

[wicked prism]

WEEK

I don't get 30k per month

[plucky jacinth]

A WEEK

THATS MY 3 MONTHS

POCKET MONEY

[shrewd basin]

[wicked prism]

I mean I don't rlly get allowance my fam js sends me money whenever

[plucky jacinth]

POOR UUU

REALLLYYY

[shrewd basin]

[wicked prism]

YEAHHH BRO??

[plucky jacinth]

AWW SOMEONES SAVING SM MONEY

😻😂😻

[shrewd basin]

:*(

[wicked prism]

Get out

[shrewd basin]

I ain't never sharing my expenses again holy

[plucky jacinth]

Her sister gets 50k per week

Appearantly

[shrewd basin]

The kid in my class gets like 60k btw

[plucky jacinth]

And u study in a 4k school

Okay.

Ok buddy

[shrewd basin]

Her dad is in the election

[plucky jacinth]

See that’d be believable if u were in Mumbai in Ambani school

[shrewd basin]

Most expensive schools here are 4k

Usually 3.5k

[plucky jacinth]

🫩

Are u a bihari

Son

[shrewd basin]

nope

[plucky jacinth]

Which state even are u from

[shrewd basin]

from the land of

greenary

👅

[plucky jacinth]

Bihar works too

Yk

[shrewd basin]

yeah

keep guessing

[plucky jacinth]

How many languages can u speak

[shrewd basin]

Might as well be from delhi because of my dad bro

[shrewd basin]

2

😭

[plucky jacinth]

What are they

[shrewd basin]

native and englis

[plucky jacinth]

No Hindi

[shrewd basin]

nope

not a sentence

[plucky jacinth]

Ik NE Baddie speaks Hindi

Do prolly not assam

[shrewd basin]

Assam is like

hindi based

[plucky jacinth]

Whats ur

[shrewd basin]

fym

[plucky jacinth]

Native language

😞

[shrewd basin]

My native lang is like

my native lang

it's a lang in the NE

[plucky jacinth]

WOW

SERIOUSELY

real smart aree

[shrewd basin]

COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT

[plucky jacinth]

Nope

Is it

Mizoram

[shrewd basin]

same bro

Nope

It's like somewhere

[plucky jacinth]

Uhh

[shrewd basin]

😭

[plucky jacinth]

What’s the first letter

Of ur state

[shrewd basin]

M

[heavy pumice]

Mizoram

[plucky jacinth]

Meghalaya

[plucky jacinth]

I said that u bum

[heavy pumice]

My bad for not reading the chat at all times

[shrewd basin]

I gotta go study my calc now

✌️

[plucky jacinth]

NAHH

IS IT MEGHALAYA

[heavy pumice]

This woman is a liar tuna dont fall for her propogenda

[shrewd basin]

nah nah it's not

[heavy pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-spin-gif-21859780

[shrewd basin]

trust

[plucky jacinth]

Is it

Manipur

[shrewd basin]

MAYBE BRO IDK

[plucky jacinth]

It’s just Manipur remaining bro

[plucky jacinth]

NE Baddie is the only propaganda I’m falling for

👅👅

[plucky jacinth]

Ydk ur own state

[shrewd basin]

NOPE

You did mention it once dawg

I just denied it

LMFAO

[dim stream]

https://tenor.com/view/percent-gif-3269456149483764266

[plucky jacinth]

🫩

🫩🫩

[shrewd basin]

😭 ✌️

[plucky jacinth]

I’m reporting ur ahh to the police

For skipping ur degree

[shrewd basin]

nooo what will my dad ever do

[heavy pumice]

Can agree

[shrewd basin]

🫩

[heavy pumice]

Ne baddies r baddies indeed

[dim stream]

Buddy aren't u busy

[plucky jacinth]

She sits behind me everyday

Two consecutive days

Bless my life

[heavy pumice]

I am

[dim stream]

Texting

[sage mist]

hi

[shrewd basin]

guys

let's hop on val

[heavy pumice]

I used to play cod with one and we did challenges ifykwim

[dim stream]

What

[dim stream]

I dont have it

[sage mist]

[dim stream]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[plucky jacinth]

Damn man

[heavy pumice]

Never get it, never ever fall for val

[dim stream]

Wdym by that buddy

[plucky jacinth]

My Ne baddies so fine

[lilac breach]

@dim stream claimed a reward of 246 EXP. @dim stream WON. What a champion!

[sage mist]

[heavy pumice]

Imma dm smth

[dim stream]

I never planned to

[plucky jacinth]

Can’t u buy riot games or sum

[shrewd basin]

No

my father doesn't like games

And he cannot afford one

[dim stream]

Mine plays those phone games

Imma make him play siege one day

[shrewd basin]

Mine studies for fun

🙏

And expects us to do the same

And if we don't we ain't allowed to go out

or touch food

🙏

[heavy pumice]

Anyways

I miss the good ol days icl

[shrewd basin]

you're like 15 chill

[empty crow]

Hi

[heavy pumice]

Well first im older than u and second i can still miss good ol days

[shrewd basin]

Sorry for speaking

[dim stream]

Bros 19

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

Very unc

[shrewd basin]

@plucky jacinth I also pay for my wifi btw

[plucky jacinth]

Wowwwww

Aree

[dim stream]

How rich is she

[plucky jacinth]

How fast is ur wifi

[dim stream]

To be able to pay for wifi

[oblique nest]

Not a WORD

[shrewd basin]

300 something

[plucky jacinth]

Gbps?

[shrewd basin]

mbps

[young cedar]

[shrewd basin]

helloo

[lime perch]

brodie what is he talking about

i dont understand

[oblique nest]

Arsenal won the prem bro

[lime perch]

oh that

@iron kite YOURE AN ARSENAL FAN?

[plucky jacinth]

Oh

Aree

Be mother Teresa

[shrewd basin]

I get like 1k for my own spendings

🥲

[plucky jacinth]

What

[shrewd basin]

Yeah i told you

[plucky jacinth]

What do u genuinely do w 29k

[shrewd basin]

Things are expensive

I pay for most of my own things

[plucky jacinth]

Whatever things u said barely makes upto 10k

[shrewd basin]

basic necessity everything

[plucky jacinth]

Do u have to pay ur own rent

[shrewd basin]

Once you spend money you don't know where they go tbh

[plucky jacinth]

I do gng even I live in hostel

[shrewd basin]

And they regularly be charging us extras at school

[plucky jacinth]

🥀

[shrewd basin]

NO

[plucky jacinth]

@shrewd basin

[shrewd basin]

🥀

[plucky jacinth]

do u pay for ur own

Bills

And food

And maid or smth

[shrewd basin]

I can't even buy my own val skins mind you

[plucky jacinth]

Why

[shrewd basin]

No the thing that eats my money the most is

going in a out of state

[plucky jacinth]

U pay for ur plane tickets?

[shrewd basin]

yeah we all do

[plucky jacinth]

How often

Do u travel

[shrewd basin]

Cause schools don't fund us

Well to and fro

[plucky jacinth]

U FUND SCHOOL 4 K A MONTH HOWD THEY AFFORD TWIN

[shrewd basin]

that's like 10k

[plucky jacinth]

my own school costed like

[shrewd basin]

yeah it's private

that's why

[plucky jacinth]

16-22k a month

[shrewd basin]

I didn't know they were that expensive holy

[plucky jacinth]

U GET MORE MONEY THAN THAT

A WEEK

[shrewd basin]

Bro my hotel stay

and everything

🥲

They're expensive

[indigo otter]

British Ary

TUNANANANANA

[shrewd basin]

We go out to represent our schools and they don't fund us lmfao

It's our own reputation we're boosting

[plucky jacinth]

TINT

[shrewd basin]

Hi TINT

hell i barely get 1000 for myself

[plucky jacinth]

Listen

Let me be ur accountant

For the measles price of

[shrewd basin]

😭

[plucky jacinth]

15 k a month

[shrewd basin]

how much u gonna get

[plucky jacinth]

U will get more than 1k

For urself

[shrewd basin]

Bro I have been TRYING

cause I want val skins

I just can't

💔

[plucky jacinth]

Hear me out

Lemme be ur accountant

[shrewd basin]

hotels are like 2.5k atleast

[plucky jacinth]

U will get more than 1 valo skin

[shrewd basin]

and two nights spent there

[plucky jacinth]

Per week

[shrewd basin]

plus my flight back

[indigo otter]

say uwu

[plucky jacinth]

On the benches u bum

Sleep on the benches

[plucky jacinth]

Uwu

[indigo otter]

HI BRITISH ARY

[indigo otter]

Good boy

[shrewd basin]

WAS THAT YOUR PLAN BRO

[indigo otter]

Tuna doesn't have me added

Wow

[plucky jacinth]

GET AWAY

[plucky jacinth]

Maybe

[indigo otter]

No

[plucky jacinth]

??

Hire me to find out

[plucky jacinth]

U removed me

[little beacon]

does anyone need

a

cat

[shrewd basin]

you da real cat brian

[indigo otter]

No

U did

[little beacon]

for real

[indigo otter]

Bet

[plucky jacinth]

Bet

Man

1975 is peak

[indigo otter]

Yk what else is peak?

[shrewd basin]

bro tuna

[indigo otter]

You

😳

[shrewd basin]

The guy I met on val is ghosting me

quick what do i do

[indigo otter]

Why are you meeting guys on val

Genuinely why

[winter harbor]

why is it stil talking

[rocky ocean]

hi

[plucky jacinth]

Never got ghosted dk how it feels

🥱

[shrewd basin]

BRO HE HAD SUCH A HOT VOICE

[plucky jacinth]

(Just play non chalant bro)

[winter harbor]

what the hell am i reading

[heavy pumice]

3 people r gonna cry reading this

[plucky jacinth]

I can name 4

[heavy pumice]

I wanted to be generous

[plucky jacinth]

U go don

[shrewd basin]

Let my 17 year old mind live alright

😔

[plucky jacinth]

U are LIVING w 1.2 L per month

[open gull]

how on earth do you have a "hot" VOICE

[heavy pumice]

Have u not seen the "pov your jett is trying to impress the sage" And it sounds like a broken radio

[indigo otter]

?

[plucky jacinth]

I’ve spent 2k this month on chewing gums @heavy pumice

It’s over

🫩

[open gull]

chat how much to drink this

Idk if its expired

[shrewd basin]

??????????

[winter harbor]

son that's more than corporate workers wages

[shrewd basin]

AND YOU'RE QUESTIONING ME

[open gull]

does coke expire?

[indigo otter]

I forgot aree is younger than me bro

[heavy pumice]

How do u always have the worst addictions

[shrewd basin]

No it's not fixed

[winter harbor]

split the G

[plucky jacinth]

It helps me concentrate

[indigo otter]

Yk what pop off queen

[shrewd basin]

I can last 2 weeks with the 30k if I'm moving only once

[open gull]

$500?

[plucky jacinth]

Even my room mate guessed I had TMJ issues from the amount of gums I chew

[winter harbor]

genuinely might be better to have a cig addiction

[plucky jacinth]

Exactly

[indigo otter]

What is TMJ

[winter harbor]

sure

[shrewd basin]

Uh attractive voice

[open gull]

I'm addicted to eating lead

[open gull]

how 😭

[winter harbor]

Nice man

[north meteor]

@winter harbor

[plucky jacinth]

Temporomandibular joint problems

[indigo otter]

Yeah bro that didn't help

[shrewd basin]

Some people just sound nice

[winter harbor]

a sentence that could evaporate anybidy with a brain and the eyes to read it

[plucky jacinth]

ur cheekbone protrudes and makes ur jaw lock

[winter harbor]

hi

[indigo otter]

Okay

[shrewd basin]

I'm 17 ffs

[north meteor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-cam-cat-camera--k01KRMHCETMZX6QQDMVS134FF2X

[shrewd basin]

I can have my crushes

[indigo otter]

British ary lwk gotta get a job

[plucky jacinth]

She never gotta

[indigo otter]

And also learn financial management

[plucky jacinth]

Such kid

Rich kid

[winter harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-13001731354452076648

[indigo otter]

Like you

[shrewd basin]

TFYM FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT

[plucky jacinth]

I’m not

????

[indigo otter]

How are you spending 1.2 lakh per month

[indigo otter]

You sre

[shrewd basin]

WHO SAYS THAT

[plucky jacinth]

Help me choose a matching phone case twin @heavy pumice

[shrewd basin]

30k per week sometimes lasting 2 weeks if I ain't travelling out of my state

[plucky jacinth]

I’m not

[indigo otter]

With who

😏

[shrewd basin]

I pay all my expenses

[plucky jacinth]

Two girls from my class

Buy 1 get 2 free

[shrewd basin]

that parents normally

pay for

[indigo otter]

yeah bro 30k per week is crazy ong

[heavy pumice]

show

@dim stream pull up

[indigo otter]

Wow

[plucky jacinth]

Search the case factory

[indigo otter]

Ur pulling 2 at once

[heavy pumice]

man wheres net

[shrewd basin]

It's really not when you're always on the move

hotels are expensive

[indigo otter]

Wdym on the move

[plucky jacinth]

All of them are iPhone 16s

[shrewd basin]

Flights are expensive

[indigo otter]

Where are u goin

[heavy pumice]

and

[plucky jacinth]

Walk and sleep on benches

[winter harbor]

rich kids from ncr activities

[shrewd basin]

IPHONE 16

rich kid activities

[plucky jacinth]

Never been to ncr

[winter harbor]

you'd fit in

[plucky jacinth]

U can buy one from 1 months allowance u bum

[heavy pumice]

do i look for iphone 16 cases @plucky jacinth

[shrewd basin]

I can't that's the thing

[winter harbor]

no 15

[shrewd basin]

atleast 15k gone from travelling

[plucky jacinth]

Yes

[oblique nest]

@winter harbor @north meteor @pallid wagon @vague oracle @clever raven can the 26/27 season end already I beg

[shrewd basin]

😂

[indigo otter]

Bro where are u even travelling

[plucky jacinth]

Del*i

[shrewd basin]

yes walk a 500 km long road

[winter harbor]

son what

[north meteor]

Why

[heavy pumice]

why not just get custom man

[winter harbor]

it didn't even start

[oblique nest]

I’m sick of these arsenal fans bro

[pallid wagon]

😭😭😭

[winter harbor]

[north meteor]

We know

[winter harbor]

I've already seen max dowman>yamal

like 10 times

[oblique nest]

Odegaard is hands down the worst midfielder to win the prem

[winter harbor]

he wasn't even invited to the celebrations talm bout sum better than yamal

[oblique nest]

I don’t wanna hear ANY comparisons of him to Bruno

[plucky jacinth]

Cause we are poor

Customs don’t fall under buy q get 2 free

😭

[winter harbor]

saka better than Messi on pure ability alone, Messi never CARRIED a team to the PL

mind you casemiro has more PL goals this season than saka

[indigo otter]

Lwk wanna sleep

[oblique nest]

I’ve alr seen Odegaard > iniesta xavi and busquets combined

[north meteor]

We lowkey allowed Gabriel Martinelli to win a PL title

[plucky jacinth]

I’ve seen one where Saka is in all time XI over MESSI

[winter harbor]

do not PISS me off

[north meteor]

Let's all pretend this season never happened yeah

[oblique nest]

A sign of the end times

[plucky jacinth]

Odegaard and ronaldinho go being compared

[winter harbor]

oh DON'T GET ME STARTED BRO

[heavy pumice]

icl all the cases look super buns

@dim stream

[oblique nest]

Erase it from the books

[plucky jacinth]

Suggest some twin

[north meteor]

No like genuinely

[winter harbor]

we are GENUINELY gonna have to listen to martinelli > neymar conversations

[north meteor]

Dude

[winter harbor]

you can't make ts up

no WAY

[plucky jacinth]

Terrible time to be alive

[north meteor]

No PL club has congratulated Arsenal on the win btw

[winter harbor]

if i see ANYBODY say martinelli is better than neymar I will genuinely lose my mind

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[wicked prism]

Sonion

[plucky jacinth]

Martinelli is better than neymar

[oblique nest]

Bro I’m being so fr I just saw someone say Saliba over prime Ramos and said wallahi after

[dim stream]

Yo

[north meteor]

Murder is legal

In this case

[dim stream]

Same

[heavy pumice]

pu;;

pull

[dim stream]

That one vid

Bro said saka over bale

[winter harbor]

you're a barca fan vro what are you talm bout

[dim stream]

PRIME BALE

[winter harbor]

I saw that one

[plucky jacinth]

Didn’t fall for the bait

[north meteor]

Bale mogs Arsenal's entire history

It's not even funny

[winter harbor]

oh bro

[dim stream]

Bro said rice over kroos

[winter harbor]

don't chat to me about rice>bekham AND Zidane

sum guy GENUINELY said that

[dim stream]

HOW COULD ONE SAY THAT

SON

[plucky jacinth]

ATP

They just baiting

[north meteor]

We can't let these people win the UCL

[plucky jacinth]

Have to be

[north meteor]

Under any circumstances

[winter harbor]

psg have to NEUTRALIZE arsenal

[plucky jacinth]

Worst team to win PL

[north meteor]

I need another beating

[winter harbor]

it's not even like a win by 1 goal situation

[north meteor]

Just like they did to Inter

[plucky jacinth]

Please defeat them by 10 goals

[north meteor]

The Inter treatment

[winter harbor]

they have to genuinely evaporate that team

[halcyon glen]

decent

[plucky jacinth]

This is the worst type of football

Anyone has ever played bro

[halcyon glen]

my only complain is

[north meteor]

I need Kvaratskhelia to show them what a real winger is

[halcyon glen]

the production and beats are amazing

[winter harbor]

until mf talm bout sum ice guy was a nice guy

[halcyon glen]

lyrics are straight outta kindergarden

[plucky jacinth]

That guy deserves the d’or this year if not olise

[winter harbor]

PLEASE kvara HAS to peak in the final

that almost guarantees his Ballon dor unless we see a madness in the world cup

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/you-made-those-words-up-soldier-boy-jensen-ackles-the-boys-blasphemy-gif-26043524

[north meteor]

It's a World Cup year

It's not happening

[halcyon glen]

I forgot the finale is out

[winter harbor]

kvara has been absolutely disgusting this season btw

like no joke

[halcyon glen]

gonna watch it after my exam today

[winter harbor]

he's been genuinely disgusting

[halcyon glen]

@oblique nest did you watch the finale?

[winter harbor]

wait kvara plays on the left for psg right?

[plucky jacinth]

Brazil wins it and somehow neymar gets it

Absolute cinema

[north meteor]

Yes

[plucky jacinth]

Never happening tho

[winter harbor]

son

[north meteor]

Brazil is not winning the World Cup

[winter harbor]

jurien timber does NOT have the facilities for kvara

[vague oracle]

The Deep’s conclusion was deep

[plucky jacinth]

It’s gonna be France

[halcyon glen]

Don't spoil

I've yet to watch

[north meteor]

It's France or Spain

[winter harbor]

timber is gonna get put in a spliff bro

😭

[halcyon glen]

but wanted to know if it's finale worthy

[plucky jacinth]

Spain winning would be sick

[small ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/the-deep-deep-thoughts-deep-thoughts-with-the-deep-the-boys-gif-26372785

[plucky jacinth]

Entire barca 11 in Spain this year

[north meteor]

Solid third choice for me is Portugal and Argentina

[winter harbor]

no fermin

[small ingot]

Taking a break from writing

My fingers hurt

[plucky jacinth]

Except fermin

[vague oracle]

All I want is ONE final Messi vs Ronaldo match

[winter harbor]

not happening

[north meteor]

Ronaldo gotta lock in because Bruno Fernandes and Vitinha are going to feed him the nastiest balls of all time

[halcyon glen]

just type bro

[plucky jacinth]

Not happening

[winter harbor]

Bro

[north meteor]

He just gotta score

[winter harbor]

Bruno Fernandes

is genuinely disgustingly good rn

[halcyon glen]

@vague oracle you did not answer to my ping the other day

[north meteor]

Bruno is mental

[halcyon glen]

[vague oracle]

About Bleach?

[winter harbor]

he's legit gonna statpad assists

[north meteor]

He equalled

Henry's and De Bruyne's record

[winter harbor]

Bruno is arguably one of my favourite players this season

[halcyon glen]

yeah

[plucky jacinth]

Hopefully Ronaldo doesn’t get benched bro

[halcyon glen]

did you see the trailer

[winter harbor]

behind kvara

[north meteor]

And he has a chance

[vague oracle]

I have

[heavy pumice]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-spin-gif-21859780

[north meteor]

To beat the record

[halcyon glen]

they ain't showing a lot

[north meteor]

There's 1 game left

[vague oracle]

It looks good honestly

[north meteor]

In the PL

[winter harbor]

if only united forwards had functioning legs and braincells

[plucky jacinth]

Man who’d u think we gonna have as our new striker

[north meteor]

They do

[vague oracle]

I just hope its not rushed man

[winter harbor]

he'd legit have 30+ assists

[north meteor]

Except Amad

[halcyon glen]

nah

IT BETTER NOT

[winter harbor]

amad fall off has to be studied btw

[north meteor]

Lowkey Mbeumo and Cunha and Sesko

[winter harbor]

how do you go from one of their only good players during a bad time to just washed

[north meteor]

Are really good

[halcyon glen]

I'm hyped for anime exclusives

[winter harbor]

sesko redeemed himself

he's actually nasty

cunha is better off as a LW

and mbuemo was never off his form

[storm jewel]

@north pulsar join vc rq

[vague oracle]

@oblique nest alright man.

[oblique nest]

On his day

[vague oracle]

Close to what now.

[oblique nest]

Bruno is top 5 prem midfielders

[pallid wagon]

hi

no

[oblique nest]

But that’s a conversation nobody’s ready for

[pallid wagon]

oh wait

prem midfeilders

[winter harbor]

that day is everyday

[oblique nest]

idk what you’re talm bout

[pallid wagon]

yeah sure u can have that

[winter harbor]

there is no on his day

[fervent karma]

yes

i agree

[winter harbor]

Bruno is top 5 prem midfielders fullstop

[oblique nest]

Best midfielder RIGHT NOW

[halcyon glen]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-boo-this-man-mad-angry-gif-16849857

[fervent karma]

??

[oblique nest]

you didn’t even see what I said

[plucky jacinth]

The book

[pallid wagon]

yeah sure after pedri and vitinha

[vague oracle]

Calm down now

[oblique nest]

Not Pedri

[pallid wagon]

u can have that asw

[winter harbor]

there isn't a team in the world Bruno doesn't start for rn

[fervent karma]

oh

[pallid wagon]

barca

[fervent karma]

idk about it

[oblique nest]

MAYBE vitinha

[fervent karma]

whats it about

[pallid wagon]

??????????

[plucky jacinth]

It’s one of

[north meteor]

Bruno starts for every team

[oblique nest]

Gets in over each and every one of your midfielders

[winter harbor]

I'll take him over olmo ANY day idc if olmo plays as a false 9 change the formation and make it work

[north meteor]

It is delusion to think otherwise

[halcyon glen]

what

where

[pallid wagon]

fermin

[halcyon glen]

tf

[plucky jacinth]

Dostoevsky finest books Appearantly

[pallid wagon]

35 ga

this season

[oblique nest]

Binck’s dms on insta

[pallid wagon]

frenkie

[plucky jacinth]

Will find out after I read it init

[pallid wagon]

pedri

[plucky jacinth]

Lemme finish sem first

[fervent karma]

oh dostoevesky

[halcyon glen]

dawg

[fervent karma]

i see\

[oblique nest]

He gets in over Frankie

[winter harbor]

Well he can't do what frenkie does

[oblique nest]

Don’t be ridiculous

[fervent karma]

cool cool

[halcyon glen]

that was about you not replying to my ping

:(

[winter harbor]

frenkie plays as like a dm bro

[oblique nest]

Oh

What

[north meteor]

Bruno no diffs Fermin and Olmo I'm sorry

[oblique nest]

Where

[oblique nest]

Oh

[oblique nest]

Infi knows ball

[halcyon glen]

here

[fervent karma]

how do u have time to read books bro

[winter harbor]

fermin is kind of a different role

[oblique nest]

Whatever frenkie doesn’t start over Casemiro anyway

[fervent karma]

💔

[winter harbor]

but im 100% taking him over olmo

[north meteor]

Fermin is an attacking midfielder

[oblique nest]

I JUST got into my hotel room lowk

[pallid wagon]

13 goals and 17 asissts to 6 assists from open play im crine

😭

[north meteor]

Taifu

[sturdy obsidian]

What are yall talking abt

[plucky jacinth]

Okay buddy

[north meteor]

You know I'm right

[pallid wagon]

infi

[oblique nest]

I’m right

You know i am

[pallid wagon]

u arent

olmo definetly

[plucky jacinth]

Buddy

[oblique nest]

Matter of fact I’d take Casemiro over Saka as a goal scorer

[pallid wagon]

hundred percent

[plucky jacinth]

Bruno yeah

He gets in our team

[sturdy obsidian]

Rock paper scissors who ever wins is correct

[pallid wagon]

but fermin is the best cam itw rn

[plucky jacinth]

prime Casemiro better than fdj

[winter harbor]

this is just a factual statement

[north meteor]

No he is not

[plucky jacinth]

BUT RN HELL NAH

[north meteor]

Lmfao

[pallid wagon]

but u arent ready for that convo yet

[lilac breach]

Way to go @plucky jacinth! 394 exp is now yours—keep up the amazing work!

[pallid wagon]

thats just facts

[plucky jacinth]

True

[winter harbor]

fermin can't even step on a pitch rn wdym rn

😭

[north meteor]

No one is ready for that conversation because it's not a real one

[pallid wagon]

injuries makes a player bad ight bro

😭

[plucky jacinth]

Top 3

[oblique nest]

The glaze is insane bro

Bruno clears all day

[north meteor]

Fermin is good but he is not the best in the world in his position

Stop overglazing

[pallid wagon]

13 GOALS

[winter harbor]

injuries make them unable to play what is this guy on about

[pallid wagon]

17 ASSISTS

THIS SEASON

[winter harbor]

brother i LOVE fermin

[oblique nest]

no midfielder in the world right now is better than Bruno

You can only argue Vitinha

[pallid wagon]

ARE WE ONG RN

[plucky jacinth]

Bruno is better than fermin this season

[winter harbor]

why is taifu arguing with me we're BOTH Barcelona fans

[oblique nest]

We are so ong rn

[winter harbor]

you can't make ts up

[vague oracle]

@pallid wagon @oblique nest @north meteor Sven Mijnans from AZ Alkmaar had a better performance than Pedri this year.

[plucky jacinth]

But fermin is him bro

[pallid wagon]

BRUNO HAS 6 ASSISTS

FROM OPEN PLAY

[north meteor]

Because his team is full of bums

[pallid wagon]

COMPARED TO KDBS RECORD

[plucky jacinth]

That’s just stats

[pallid wagon]

OF 17 ASSISTS

FROM OPEN PLAY

[oblique nest]

Right because the stats in the prem app mention open play

[north meteor]

And he's about to break KDBs record

[oblique nest]

They mention assists in general you pencil

[pallid wagon]

THIERRY HAS 20

[vital folio]

Im back after 4 years.

[winter harbor]

play rashford striker fermin on the wing and slot Bruno in idc

[north meteor]

Give Bruno a real team

[oblique nest]

cool bro an assist is an assist

[north meteor]

And watch

What he can do

He'll teach Fermin a trick or two

[pallid wagon]

Sonnnnnnnnnnnnn

[oblique nest]

If you gave Bruno Haaland and Marmoush WALLAHI he would’ve broken the record ages ago

[north meteor]

Taifu

Bruno had to deal with

[pallid wagon]

beating arsenal

[north meteor]

RASMUS HOJLUND

[pallid wagon]

beating city

[north meteor]

AND JOSHUA ZIRKZEE

[pallid wagon]

bad team

[oblique nest]

Let me see Fermin play for current United

[pallid wagon]

INFI HE HAS MATHEUS CUNHA

[oblique nest]

ON GOD he’s not doing squat

[winter harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[gritty tiger]

Welcome back

[north meteor]

CUNHA PLAYS ON THE WING

[pallid wagon]

AND MBUEMBO

WITH SESKO

[oblique nest]

Both wingers but sureeeee

[north meteor]

MBEUMO IS A RIGHT WINGER

SESKO IS A SUPER SUB

[pallid wagon]

AND?

[oblique nest]

Sesko wasn’t even proper until recently what we sayin

[plucky jacinth]

Wingers

[winter harbor]

taifu naming united wingers

[pallid wagon]

THEYRE THE ONE WHOS GETTING HIM THE GOALS

WHAT ARE WE ON ABOUT

[vital folio]

Thanks

[pallid wagon]

😭

[oblique nest]

Hell if I had Haaland up front I’d have broken the record too

[plucky jacinth]

Sesko is decent this year bro

[oblique nest]

Which is why I said recently brotato

[winter harbor]

he's good now

[vague oracle]

Attackers, strikers, wingers, tomato tomato yk

[winter harbor]

start of the season he was a stinker

[gritty tiger]

Yw

[pallid wagon]

HE GOT IT IN 19/20

[oblique nest]

Him hojlund and zirkzee were

[north meteor]

Ruben Amorim has blood on his hands

[pallid wagon]

ARE WE ONG

[north meteor]

btw

[pallid wagon]

HE GOT IT

WITH PRIME STERLING

[oblique nest]

I’m saying

[plucky jacinth]

But lowkey fermins so fire

[pallid wagon]

AS HIS STRIKER

U CANT BE SERIOUS

[winter harbor]

look no evil hear no evil see no evil ahh trio

[oblique nest]

If you gave Bruno Haaland and Marmoush

[pallid wagon]

U CANNOT BE SERIOUSSSSSS

😭

[oblique nest]

He would’ve broken the record ages ago

[north meteor]

Do you realize who tf is PRIME STERLING

Compared to

[pallid wagon]

INFIN

[north meteor]

Whoever plays with Bruno

[pallid wagon]

THE REASON STERLING HAS THAT MANY GOALS

[winter harbor]

is taifu genuinely saying Bruno ain't as good as we say he is

[oblique nest]

I’d take prime sterling over any version of zirkzee

[winter harbor]

is this bait or low iq

[oblique nest]

That is not a debate

[pallid wagon]

IM NOT SAYING HES BAD

[north meteor]

Sterling was a baller

[plucky jacinth]

He’s saying fermins better

[pallid wagon]

IM SAYING HES NOT BETTER THAN KDB

[plucky jacinth]

Frrr

[winter harbor]

I'm taking current sterling over any version of zirkee wym bro

😭✌️

[pallid wagon]

AND HE IS NOT A BETTER CAM THAN FERMIN

[plucky jacinth]

Oh yeah definitely

Without a doubt

[pallid wagon]

COMPLETE MIDFEILDER WISE

100 PERCENT

[winter harbor]

he's not there YET

[pallid wagon]

BUT AS A CAM HE AINT CRAP

[winter harbor]

I still think kdb is a better playmaker

[pallid wagon]

WE CANNOT BE ONG

[north meteor]

Bruno Fernandes starts for Barcelona over Dani Olmo and Fermin Lopez

[pallid wagon]

WE CANNOT BE ONGGGGG

[plucky jacinth]

I’m taking div over zirkzee

[north meteor]

I will not continue

[pallid wagon]

😭

[north meteor]

Any further

[oblique nest]

I’d take this guy with his broken ankle over any version of zirkzee bro

That’s what we’re saying rn

[winter harbor]

but if Bruno does what he done for a few more seasons like 1 or 2

he's up for debate

[pallid wagon]

HES HAD 30 SECONDS

OF PLAYING TIME

WITH FEYNOORDDDD

TFYM

[plucky jacinth]

He’s 31 gng

[oblique nest]

Bruno gets into every single team in the world right now full stop

[pallid wagon]

ARE WE

[plucky jacinth]

When will he be there

[pallid wagon]

ONG

[plucky jacinth]

After retirement?

[pallid wagon]

SONNNNNN

[north meteor]

The point is

Bruno

Starts for every club

[winter harbor]

what has zirkzee done

[oblique nest]

He’s got a few years in him mate

[plucky jacinth]

Bruno’s decent but not better than prime kdb whatsoever

[oblique nest]

I’d say up until 37 maybe

[north meteor]

That's the original point

[winter harbor]

if you even think about saying zirkzee is NOT a dead baller

[north meteor]

Of this entire conversation

[winter harbor]

you're off your head

[oblique nest]

right now he isn’t

[pallid wagon]

HE CANT EVEN GET MINUTES IN FEYNOORD WHAT ARE U ON ABOUT CURRENT STERLING OVER ZIRKZEE

[winter harbor]

nobody compared him to prime kdb

what

[pallid wagon]

im not saying hes not

however

[north meteor]

No one is touching KDB in the prem

[pallid wagon]

he is not worse than current sterling

[oblique nest]

We’re saying zirkzee is a dead baller full stop bro

[north meteor]

I'd argue he's the best PL midfielder of all time

[oblique nest]

That’s cos he is

[winter harbor]

Well nobody else even comes close

[north meteor]

Don't come at me with that Gerrard Lampard Scholes crap

[winter harbor]

who is even 2nd in that conversation

[north meteor]

or whatever

[oblique nest]

Scholes

[winter harbor]

nope

absolutely not

[north meteor]

Nostalgia farming doesn't work with De Bruyne

[plucky jacinth]

wtf no way it’s odegaard 🥱

[oblique nest]

I don’t want a SOUL to mention Gerrard that slip has doomed his legacy

[winter harbor]

Scholes is a BALLER yeah but he is NOT better than lampard

[north meteor]

It's probably Scholes or Lampard

[oblique nest]

I’d say Bruno is on par with Gerrard

[north meteor]

Tbf

[plucky jacinth]

🫩

🫩🫩🫩

[winter harbor]

also it's kinda stupid to compare both of them I swear they both play different roles

[oblique nest]

Not a WORD

[winter harbor]

I feel like

[plucky jacinth]

I pray a Liverpool fan sees this

[winter harbor]

EVERYBODY just nostalgia farms

talm bout some Scholes lampard Gerrard

[north meteor]

De Bruyne just did what Lampard and Scholes did combined

[vague oracle]

Unfortunately Akr isn’t around anymore

[oblique nest]

who tf here supports Liverpool

[winter harbor]

what was that dudes name

[north meteor]

Playmake and score bangers

[winter harbor]

akr

[plucky jacinth]

Are

[pallid wagon]

IN HIS RECORD SEASON BTW

[plucky jacinth]

Akr*

[oblique nest]

oh my God I would’ve ragebaited him to oblivion this season

[pallid wagon]

12 AND 8

12 AND FRICKING 8

AND U LOT ARE COMPARING

6 ASSISTS

FROM OPEN PLAY

[oblique nest]

Yeah now count how many chances our strikers missed this season

Go on

[winter harbor]

Liverpool best defender this season might actually be szobo btw and he's a cam

[oblique nest]

Go on please

[pallid wagon]

LORD HAVE MERCY 😭

[oblique nest]

Enlighten us

[plucky jacinth]

Szobo lowkey

Fire

[north meteor]

Keep talking about open play

Like it matters

Go on

[oblique nest]

Exactly lmfao

[pallid wagon]

SONNNN

[winter harbor]

cherki btw

[north meteor]

Keep talking

[winter harbor]

is actually disgusting

[north meteor]

About open play

Like it matters

Keep it up

[pallid wagon]

compared to the other record holders

[north meteor]

Go on and undermine what he did this season

Go on

Say it out loud

[winter harbor]

I never understand this "open play" argument

[plucky jacinth]

Lowkey tho

[winter harbor]

fym open play

[pallid wagon]

yeah his record isnt as impressive as kdbs and thierry henry

[north meteor]

HAHAHAH

[plucky jacinth]

@oblique nest Current odegaard or prime Bruno

[vague oracle]

?

[pallid wagon]

not from freekicks and corners

i will stand by it

[oblique nest]

Any version of Bruno over prime odegaard

[winter harbor]

this might genuinely be one of the worst takes that has come out of a fans mouth

[pallid wagon]

true

[north meteor]

All this

[winter harbor]

and im ignoring all arsenal fan takes

[north meteor]

Just to prove

[winter harbor]

cos they're all just bait

[north meteor]

That Fermin is better than Bruno

[pallid wagon]

infin

[oblique nest]

Someone get this idiot outta my face

[plucky jacinth]

Wow

I thought u knew ball

[pallid wagon]

bruni is a better mid feilder than fermin

[winter harbor]

academy level Bruno over prime odegaard

[pallid wagon]

hes not a better CAM than fermin

[gritty tiger]

Yw

[vague oracle]

Messi without Balon Dor<< Saka apparently

Or whatever the youngsters say

[winter harbor]

I saw this one

[north meteor]

Keep undermining what he has done

[oblique nest]

Bruno in his mom’s backyard over prime odegaard

[pallid wagon]

also im way past that

[north meteor]

👍

[plucky jacinth]

Messi with ballon dor <<saka Appearantly

[pallid wagon]

idc about that anymore

cos thats an arguable take from me

[winter harbor]

I'd take w2s in his parents back garden over odegaard

[pallid wagon]

but comparing that record to thierrys and kdbs

sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 😭

[plucky jacinth]

Ok genuinely div would u rather take 16/17 Ronaldo or 25/26 Saka

[pallid wagon]

honestly tho goated

[north meteor]

Henry made his record with the best Arsenal side of all time

[winter harbor]

I can't believe we're being nostalgia merchants in the big 2026

[north meteor]

KDB made his record with the best era of Manchester City

[pallid wagon]

are we undermining that that season of city had sterling and jesus as the strikers

[north meteor]

Bruno made his record after a season finish in the bottom half and replacing a manager

[pallid wagon]

im dead bro

😭

[oblique nest]

is it not the same number of assists you braindead fool

[winter harbor]

Bruno brought back a dead man united back to almost the top and i DONT wanna hear it

[north meteor]

You are genuinely

[plucky jacinth]

They were acc good then

[north meteor]

Not giving Bruno Fernandes

The literal

[plucky jacinth]

Sterlings downfall keep dilating how good he was

[north meteor]

ONE man army

[plucky jacinth]

At dribbling

[pallid wagon]

the amount of sitters

[north meteor]

In the entire club

[winter harbor]

swear sterling was in his prime

[pallid wagon]

sterling has missed

[north meteor]

The credit he deserves

And it's genuinely

So disturbing

[pallid wagon]

u guys dont understand how good kdbs record is

with those 2 as his strikers

[oblique nest]

Haaland having more assists than odegaard is frying me

[winter harbor]

I'm NOT saying kdb season was worse than brunos

[north meteor]

WE ARE NOT COMPARING RECORDS YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT DON'T PISS ME OFF

[winter harbor]

but i AM SAYING that Brunos season is HANDS DOWN more impressive

than kdbs

[oblique nest]

100%

[pallid wagon]

THERE

IS NO WAY

[plucky jacinth]

FOR A SPLIT SECOND I THOUGHT HE AGREED

[pallid wagon]

WE HAD A POINT IN SEASON WHERE BRUNO WAS CALLED THE PROBLEM

[plucky jacinth]

😭😭

[winter harbor]

I'm still saying kdbs season was better

[north meteor]

but we are genuinely just ignoring my arguments

[pallid wagon]

SON IM CRINE

😭

[pallid wagon]

which is

[winter harbor]

this is a dead argument bruv

[oblique nest]

Need I say more

[oblique nest]

That Bruno’s record is still impressive you dolt

[plucky jacinth]

Yes

Say more

[winter harbor]

we are undermining Bruno single handedly saving united from the TRENCHES of ineos

[pallid wagon]

thats not xg

[north meteor]

HENRY GOT 20 ASSISTS WITH THE BEST ARSENAL SIDE OF ALL TIME

[pallid wagon]

or chances created

😭

[vague oracle]

I think Amorim was lowkey the problem instead fam

[lilac breach]

Looks like @north meteor had better security than you had planning. 237 XP says you should've picked the easy route!
-# You have 0 attempt(s) left today.

[north meteor]

DE BRUYNE GOT 20 ASSISTS DURING CITY'S BEST ERA IN THEIR HISTORY

[spice sand]

UwU…

[pallid wagon]

THEY WERE ON A LOSING STREAK

[spice sand]

😅

[pallid wagon]

IF U THINK THIS IS BECAUSE

OF ONLY BRUNO

WHEN CARRICK

LEGIT

SAVED THIS TEAM

[spice sand]

What happended…..?

[pallid wagon]

U LOT ARE ON SMTH

TALM BOUT SOME ONE MAN ARMY

[north meteor]

BRUNO FERNANDES GOT 20 ASSISTS PLAYING WITH A FORCED MANAGER CHANGE 10 WOODEN PLANKS AND A BUM MANAGER WHO DOESN'T WANT TO ADAPT

[winter harbor]

so are we gonna ignore the fact that Bruno was their only ray of hope even in those losing matches

are we genuinely just ignoring that

[pallid wagon]

WHEN CARRICK SAVED A LOSING/DRAW STREAK UNITED

[north meteor]

HE IS LITERALLY

[winter harbor]

is that what we're doing

[north meteor]

IGNORING THAT

[pallid wagon]

😭

[oblique nest]

Benjamin Sesko and Matheus Cunha have a combined total of 69 shots on target btw

[spice sand]

WHATISGOINGON?!?!